lol I friggin lost it when he tried to kill the camera man xD
@gamertaserzgt4154
7 жыл бұрын
mrm64 IKR
@crashpal
7 жыл бұрын
how'd he catch up though?
@CyanicCore
7 жыл бұрын
mrm64 Zelda Is A Boy And You Play As Him
@CyanicCore
7 жыл бұрын
mrm64 I saw your comment first
@inusberard3112
6 жыл бұрын
He was wanting to make sure there was no record of his murderous rampage.
@drobviously9496
10 жыл бұрын
I like how they care about the racers but still don't show any emotion
@albertolorenzo9858
10 жыл бұрын
XD
@fatearcher
9 жыл бұрын
hey, they're paid to talk about the race, not their feelings.
@luminatron
5 жыл бұрын
Kinda like the American press... or the host of Dateline
@stephonmanny7555
4 жыл бұрын
You're one talk with your profile pick🤣😂🤣
@deathsdoor07
4 жыл бұрын
They're smiling though.
@sleaf6
8 жыл бұрын
"this is truly our darkest day"
@caramellokoala6339
8 жыл бұрын
Megadeth >:)
@sleaf6
8 жыл бұрын
***** mhm
@crashpal
7 жыл бұрын
ACDC too
@prismaticbeetle3194
6 жыл бұрын
I literary died LOL
@walterpsix
6 жыл бұрын
Tarek Chamas you literally died??? Then how come you were able to comment or reply this if you are dead?
@CyberBlastoise
9 жыл бұрын
Here he comes, here comes Red Racer He's a demon on wheels
@KnightsSportsLeader
9 жыл бұрын
He's a demon and he's gonna be running over someone
@stephenshaw7108
9 жыл бұрын
Alexander Mayo he's gaining on you so you better look alive he's busy revving the powerful Mach 5!
@nicksmi56
9 жыл бұрын
Stephen Shaw And when the odds are against him and there's dangerous work to do, you bet your life Red Racer will see it through!
@BigRell91
9 жыл бұрын
Go red racer go red racer go red racer gooooo
@NoctournalDonut
9 жыл бұрын
Terrell Peoples He's often raging because he's not fightin' in Smash He's spreadin' guts around the track like he's never comin' back Lawsuit's waiting just ahead Go Red Racer, Go Red Racer, Go Red Racer GOOOOO!!!!
@Vamilator7165
3 жыл бұрын
Those announcers are real pros. Not even a stutter, they just kept the show a-rollin' no matter what
@bry_thefelineguy
9 жыл бұрын
Excitebike: No rules, no mercy
@nicholassouthwick9654
8 жыл бұрын
+Bryan HP Isn't that Minecreaft?
@theadversary2832
8 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas Southwick correction:isn't that the genocide route of undertale?
@nicholassouthwick9654
8 жыл бұрын
Proably
@jordangriffin2374
8 жыл бұрын
+Nicholas Southwick correction isn't that killing making the mimiga go insane in cave story
@boney2982
5 жыл бұрын
@@jordangriffin2374 correction isnt that prison
@noose6052
8 жыл бұрын
the commentators are saying all that... with a straight face... wow
@KnightsSportsLeader
8 жыл бұрын
Makes the video
@noose6052
8 жыл бұрын
***** dude thats really dark ._.
@theunknownblock5942
7 жыл бұрын
they don't say it with a straight face is what is disturbing. they say these things with freaking smiles.
@zefanyalt5944
7 жыл бұрын
TheUnknownBlock A. FREAKING. SMILES!
@Tyler_Gomola
6 жыл бұрын
Holy sociopaths batman
@Falcovsleon21
8 жыл бұрын
The real reason why Excite Biker isn't playable in a Smash Bros. game.
@seizurebee6308
8 жыл бұрын
thats why he is downgraded to a assist trophy
@potato1341
8 жыл бұрын
Falcovsleon21 He's too brutal. Even for mortal kombat
@paradoxzee6834
7 жыл бұрын
Falcovsleon21 Well the Exite Biker racer was considered for Melee but he lost to Ice Climbers.
@Falcovsleon21
7 жыл бұрын
+CodeNameZ I know. It's because Sakurai couldn't figure out how to work his bike into his moveset.
@roxylamour1119
7 жыл бұрын
He'd just be a less interesting captain falcon
@rodgerselbyjr4184
8 жыл бұрын
"Some of these riders are not going to make it home to their families"... This is exciting XD
@potato1341
8 жыл бұрын
Rodger Selby Jr It was true ;-;
@Randomlolstudios
8 жыл бұрын
+Potato who did you castrate with a rusty fishing hook for that name?
@potato1341
8 жыл бұрын
Pixelated Potato Sup pixelated bro. And it wasn't a rusty fishing hook. And I didn't castrate anyone. I just got the name :D
@launched_
6 жыл бұрын
Rodger Selby Jr *clap*
@notenoughwater1725
Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact : Although at the end it said it was the darkest day, this video still didn't make it into the darkest of the Dorkly Bit completion
@Pulang_Diwa
3 жыл бұрын
Me who did all of this when playing this game: "Is this a personal attack?"
@connorcrawford7059
3 жыл бұрын
Yes it probably is
@RejectReef
10 жыл бұрын
hm...his bike didnt go GRAAAAAAAAAAHHH glarbleglarbleglarbleglarble after 4 seconds.
@mitigated_ga11
10 жыл бұрын
He didn't use the B button the entire time. 😌 lol
@RejectReef
10 жыл бұрын
DeAndre Jackson hmm
@sandeeptiwari5189
3 жыл бұрын
It happens only when we play with him
@Recon_Riptor
10 жыл бұрын
I love how the announcers are cool with this.
@medexamtoolscom
4 жыл бұрын
Why shouldn't they be, they're not on the track.
@mrsmithers69
Жыл бұрын
Happens every Tuesday
@GigaChad-kg4yo
Жыл бұрын
They are the announcers. A good announcer does his job no matter what happens.
@albinosteve9619
10 жыл бұрын
Is it... is it bad that this is how I tend to race in most games?
@GodOfTheeGames
10 жыл бұрын
Fuck no, if you tend to do that in most racing games, then you're a PIMP! And that is usually a good thing :D
@GraveUypo
7 жыл бұрын
yes, it makes you cancerous and the reason why people who can actually race will chose not to do it on public lobbies
@killerkirby366
5 жыл бұрын
I did it a lot I. What's wasit called Fonda I flipped a car over mine
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
4 жыл бұрын
@@GraveUypo that's assuming multiplayer though. Doing this against AI racers is funny.
@sjonnieplayfull5859
4 жыл бұрын
Its why they made carmageddon 1 and 2..
@chamblessrayburn6885
8 жыл бұрын
wouldnt mind a remake of this game
@blaindogg20
8 жыл бұрын
there is excitebike 64 for n64
@indigocactus3089
7 жыл бұрын
There's an Excitebike stage for the Mario Kart 8 DLC.
@SmashLiXs
6 жыл бұрын
they made one for wiiware
@Garbagejuicewaterfall
6 жыл бұрын
Trials fusion
@inusberard3112
6 жыл бұрын
I actually saw a version where you are SUPPOSED to run over people on the trace and the other bikers. Do a search on youtube for excitebike killer
@mrbibs350
10 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna Wreck-It!
@Shadowkirby14
10 жыл бұрын
More like "I'm gonna Slaughter-It!"
@SpeedStrike
10 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna- I'm... crap I can't do this. |:/
@Cakepants
10 жыл бұрын
***** Well you fucked it up, That's one thing you did.
Omg... this game brings back memories. I remember when I made crazy custom tracks 😆
@DwightKoh93
9 жыл бұрын
Exactly how I used to play this game!
@The_Bad_Guy.
8 жыл бұрын
haha yeah pretty much the only way!
@sant41
5 жыл бұрын
You, monster!
@leroyvisiongames2294
3 жыл бұрын
The arcade version made things even better by adding a scoring system so you get points for knocking out the opponent bikers.
@Toxic2T
3 жыл бұрын
@@leroyvisiongames2294 LOL
@mattb2704
10 жыл бұрын
I love how they maintain that commentary cadence.
@khaleelabulnaja8533
3 жыл бұрын
*He leaves behind 5 children and a terminally ill pregnant wife* Me: 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧
@DoctorJaguarChannel
8 жыл бұрын
194 people were hurt by the Red Racer
@jamesanthony8438
6 жыл бұрын
They're the widows and orphans left behind by his reckless endangering of other riders. :(
@rikimaru700
12 жыл бұрын
"This is truly our darkest day" I pretty much died laughing at how they said that
@suptestman
10 жыл бұрын
Ben Joesph's Tomstone R.I.P Ben Joesph 1985-2012 (27 Yrs) He died how he lived on the side of the road
@AnonymousFrogNG
5 жыл бұрын
F. I've decided to not participate in the Excitebike races.
@Windows-hw3gs
5 жыл бұрын
F
@harrismiller3458
10 жыл бұрын
turbo tastic? anyone?.......
@Dushine
9 жыл бұрын
I almost couldn't finish this because of how much laughter I could not suppress...brilliant Dorkly.
@sharkattacklou9301
8 жыл бұрын
pink was #1 red was #2 and blue was #3 just pointing out a flaw
@Icesan4096
8 жыл бұрын
In the game itself, your rank is based on the best time and the "3rd" time.
@RainbowSIR
10 жыл бұрын
It's called Excite Bike for a reason... right?
@nanachimakenshi2512
10 жыл бұрын
Turbotastic!
@christophercarrasco3081
11 жыл бұрын
Yep..... this is messing around how I play...........
@solierafromtheultrareconsquad
9 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. The Purple dude ( this is not a FNAF joke, guys )
@ADoodGuy
8 жыл бұрын
1) This came out in 2012 2) His name is Ben Joseph.
@solierafromtheultrareconsquad
8 жыл бұрын
Nigel Joshua Orbe Ik
@amirmagar2009
3 жыл бұрын
0:25 lmao I’m dying because I did try that when a kid. Oh the memories.
@artezui
10 жыл бұрын
4ll that and he only got 3rd place. *facepalm*
@gutz1981
3 жыл бұрын
Wow this is ahh... this is a black day for Bike Riding.
@bluehedgehog123
6 жыл бұрын
Thats just sucks he should of got banned for murder that excite bike should got banned
@emmanuelwilliamquinton9152
Жыл бұрын
To be fair if you have 5 children and a terminally hill wife, you should probably make sure you have a job that will keep you alive until your kids grow up. Not motorbike racing.
@zenbmonk1016
Жыл бұрын
May the best be offered for purple racers family and their future. The commentator's are the same commentator from Temco World Wrestling.
@ToadstedCroaks
3 жыл бұрын
Darkest Day Darkest Night Smashed them all With my *Excite-O-Bike!*
@johnyd.productions
3 жыл бұрын
0:52 Is it bad to jump up & down during a national anthem?
@mach6893
3 жыл бұрын
I don't see a problem with it. I think people should do what they want. I kneel during the national anthem. Beware of your surroundings though. The more rabid anthem fanboys/fangirls will see jumping up and down as worse than taking a knee.
@Akucantiklah
3 жыл бұрын
I played this when I was a kid. What a good ol day
@MrColuber
2 жыл бұрын
He got third and he's celebrating... Reminds me of a comic strip I read...
@missingindy
5 жыл бұрын
I love how chill they are about all those guys and gals dying
@99mrpogi
2 жыл бұрын
And to think the wife of the dead racer is pregnant
@Jessica111978
3 жыл бұрын
I just had this video recommended, quite a few years later and...I played this game SO MUCH that this just hit me with nostalgia! LOVED IT!
@noah.blackwood
3 жыл бұрын
I love that the commentators just smile the whole time.
@EGarrett01
8 жыл бұрын
Make sure you hit their front tire with your back tire. Otherwise, you both go down or they take you out.
@MisterVercetti
9 жыл бұрын
This becomes even funnier if you've played NES Remix, where there's a level where your sole mission is to crash into other racers.
@BladeRyu1
11 жыл бұрын
Red Racer.... WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?! LOL
@usmanchughtai1751
7 жыл бұрын
He actually got second. I never saw the blue guy pass him
@daltonlovescake2227
7 жыл бұрын
because that's just how fast he was going XD
@andyropa1861
10 жыл бұрын
last sentence "This is truly our darkest day." If it is, then why are you two speakers looking so happy?!
@jerm70
10 жыл бұрын
They are trained to do so in real life.
@pgj1997
12 жыл бұрын
Well, it does fit in with the 2012 olympics that's popular for reasons i don't know. But I always thought excitebike took place on a race track in a park, or maybe an old unused stadium.
@SCNewbCaster
9 жыл бұрын
I remember the good ol days when I used to play that game.
@azzamelzahidin5047
3 жыл бұрын
I found a hidden treasure buried a long time ago
@admiralcrash1
10 жыл бұрын
don't like it when people do that shit on mario kart.
@Riamu64TheGameMaster
10 жыл бұрын
So the winner is Jody Summers, huh.
@VlogEpicness
9 жыл бұрын
Lol, I remember doing that.
@karnotify
3 жыл бұрын
Damn, getting it recommended in 2021
@BaronVonMott
5 жыл бұрын
Once again, the infinite sadism of the gaming community never ceases to amaze me... 😂😂😂
@Kenny2100vn
7 жыл бұрын
They blink - most realistic animation
@bhaveshnayyer6569
3 жыл бұрын
My childhood memories..❤️
@Willlahy
3 жыл бұрын
welcome 2021 I miss my childhood
@enginkaynaroglu
3 жыл бұрын
I had totally forgotten about this game until now 🏍️ What a fun game this was 🛵
@LucasIsHereYT
6 жыл бұрын
Me when I play Excitebike.
@Asian_guy22
3 жыл бұрын
Hey there I come from future
@metallboy25
10 жыл бұрын
Gosh i loved this game when i was a kid, it was my favorite i spent so many hours playing, haa memories :)
@MineBloxAllNite
4 жыл бұрын
So this is basically “Excitebike man goes berserk”
@Sly88Frye
10 жыл бұрын
lol! Road Rash ain't got shit on this. lol!
@Alexs23743
4 ай бұрын
They're just being so casual about everything. How many other Excitebikers does the red guy go through every race? O_o
@lucasgelati
12 жыл бұрын
When I was young I never understood how to play this game. All the players ran so fast and I always ended up in 4th. Was I supose to kick them? What was I doing wrong?
@ciaranmooney3801
7 жыл бұрын
Online MKWii players in a nutshell.
@sethramirez7946
3 жыл бұрын
D: I’m guilty of this (Thank you GameCube Animal Crossing for giving me a few NES games)
@medexamtoolscom
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly though, playing this way isn't a winning strategy. The more other racers there are, the worse it becomes. Generally if you're racing against ONE other, only then does it become worthwhile to delay yourself in order to harm your opponent, because with every moment you delay yourself to attack one other player, you let everyone else but that one get that much of an edge over you. So even if you are evil, it's just not the way to play it if you're trying to win, you should just play the race like a race is supposed to be played.
@justiceisserved3298
3 жыл бұрын
NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@DugrozReports
4 жыл бұрын
This is so fake, I mean . . . . there's no obstacles after the finish!!!
@Geno2733
9 жыл бұрын
If I didn't know what video games were, I'd swear this was a soundbyte from a NASCAR race.
@mr.ditkovich9yearswith
3 жыл бұрын
One of my childhood game
@gunnsspace1300
3 жыл бұрын
What is its name? I don't remember. Plz tell🙏🏽
@mr.ditkovich9yearswith
3 жыл бұрын
Excitebike
@mr.ditkovich9yearswith
3 жыл бұрын
I remember you can customize your own track in that game and thats most fun
@Parthmahara-s5z
3 жыл бұрын
Dumbest bikes ever
@thevoidlord1796
9 жыл бұрын
Red... you monster.
@VanillaGamingCo
7 жыл бұрын
The most upsetting thing about all this is he didn't win the race.
@TheAllSeeingEye2468
3 жыл бұрын
Terminally ill pregnant wife? I doubt the baby would've lived outside the womb
@IzludeTingel
4 жыл бұрын
where's the excite bike vid where the bike shoots up into the air and crashes and causes everything to crumble and fall apart... as i remember it...
@theunknownblock5942
7 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that purple racer died... I love the color purple
@Porverauk
3 жыл бұрын
Five kids and a dying wife with a sixth baby on the way??? Someone sure has his priorities mixed up....
@mrwelldone9121
3 жыл бұрын
Dude u always know how to make me laf!!!! Im dyin here!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆
@carasscoserver9920
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God the good old days. I haven't seen this game in almost a decade
@michaelsong5555
6 жыл бұрын
"[Purple racer] leaves behind five children and a terminally ill pregnant wife." The Purple racer sure is fertile. 6 children?
@felipitojararojasrenatojes9166
7 жыл бұрын
a dorkly vídeo with not to much likes,ALIENS
@r_a_
3 жыл бұрын
😯 I've played this game ♥️ but I don't remember the anchors though 😄
@mathiascroqvist4719
Жыл бұрын
Wait if Ben Jospehs wife was terminally ill than how did she get pregnant in that state? Seems red racer saved her from an abuser. Red Racer is a hero.
@RealCoolGuy
6 жыл бұрын
Man... I remember when this video game came out...
@rishiheda8186
Жыл бұрын
0:54 if he's knocking down literally every other opponent, how is anyone beating him?
@rphb5870
Жыл бұрын
Ye know what would be a cool crossover? If red racer met the videogame agent and Rusty
@deadifnotneededandworthyan8672
3 жыл бұрын
it was fun playing this game before, this video makes it horrible and devastating 😑
@SpencerWilliamsIV
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sad to report that the terminally ill pregnant wife miscarried. I also learned that the doctor who tried to deliver the baby was diagnosed with cancer.
@chillinwidchicks4113
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you 😹
@nathanielbass771
4 жыл бұрын
was that last part necessary? it wasn't funny, it's not even dark humor...just nauseating
@myang12003
4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The red bike rider is a psychopath
@SpoopySoup
11 жыл бұрын
me too! lets go on an adventure of rainbows, lollipops and uni- wait WHAT NOW WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT WAS IT YOU *goes out of room* (muffled yelling) Bob: no, NO it wasnt me it was the horse D'=> Me: what horse Bob: that thing Me: wawaluigi?!?!?! i thought i trapped you in the closet! wawaluigi: WAWAWAWA Me: Bob get the rat poison
@furrball
6 жыл бұрын
Noob. Jodi Summer in my races crashed about 20 f-zero X cars per race.
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