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@chocolatishwasnothere
Жыл бұрын
Nice
@gurglefinkle5815
Жыл бұрын
@@chocolatishwasnotherea///-/
@1bridge11
Жыл бұрын
Is Montana some kind of fantasy land for dikes?
@iamaquastonethrone77
Жыл бұрын
What episode is this
@joshuaorozco2539
Жыл бұрын
nice
@sneebler5996
2 жыл бұрын
"Target: Due to lesbian fantasies, we no longer accept change." would make a great sticker.
@EchosTackyTiki
2 жыл бұрын
I would definitely put one on my bumper.
@brotatoman665
2 жыл бұрын
I try making one for my car bumper
@ravennkings
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, "change" 😂 Nice way to slip in some transphobia. (Changing genders)
@MoroccanRose85
2 жыл бұрын
@@ravennkings I just caught that 😂
@davoodoh3137
2 жыл бұрын
@@ravennkings no. you are just extrapolating
@EchosTackyTiki
2 жыл бұрын
As a Target employee I can confirm that this is how we respond to these kinds of situations. Bullseye is watching you. Always watching.
@paulsmith5684
2 жыл бұрын
I was going to be a Target employee but due to time differences it didn't work out for me I wanted the daytime and they wanted the nighttime, cousin try to tell me that the nighttime was very much hellacious.. it's not for everyone, told her why do you think I chose the daytime for.. just to be stubborn no because daytime is a comfortable time for me.
@yattaguru
2 жыл бұрын
What about Walmart
@paulsmith5684
2 жыл бұрын
@@yattaguru I'm nowhere near any Walmart at all.
@EchosTackyTiki
2 жыл бұрын
@@paulsmith5684 Night crew is actually pretty chill at my store. Closing shift is when the place gets quiet and you can pretty much just hang out with the other night owls.
@paulsmith5684
2 жыл бұрын
@@EchosTackyTiki That is actually cool but that doesn't occur in every store though. I'm not going to give up I will get a job eventually I'm going to try to apply at Macy's or Stop & Shop or both in Brooklyn, so I'm not worried about it. I've been trying up until now.
@samwilson188
Жыл бұрын
Finding out the person that voiced Esperanza also voices Mirabel in Encanto makes this funnier
@isabellaa1750
Жыл бұрын
Stephanie Beatriz
@sail4170
Жыл бұрын
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
@quipersquazar1860
Жыл бұрын
Hoooo Wait !?
@williampulfer-melville8536
Жыл бұрын
@@isabellaa1750 I also know her as sweet Mayhem from The Lego Movie which is quite a coincidence seeing as she does have a scar on her eyebrow that was from a Lego piece
@jedinxf7
Жыл бұрын
lol that's Rosa from Brooklyn 99
@nicolaszarco1752
2 жыл бұрын
Are we just ignoring the fact that Lois just got an entire bag of groceries for only 11 cents?
@kaylinjacklyn4632
Жыл бұрын
And committed adultery?😂 well almost
@scorpionwins6378
Жыл бұрын
Target circle app
@mcflurryfrostie
Жыл бұрын
It's all just a part of her fantasy 😂
@yankeesrule587
Жыл бұрын
it was $6.11 , but why would we expect anyone to pay attention
@marenking1946
Жыл бұрын
Times were different before inflation…. Times were different 🥲
@colinboisvert2127
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Esperanza means “hope” in Spanish is just the cherry on top😂
@PHSDM104
2 жыл бұрын
They killed hope to discourage change.
@average_coverage
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, thanks!
@eloisagarcia3300
2 жыл бұрын
It's quite an "old novela (soap opera)" name too, lol!
@jasminenroses_6944
2 жыл бұрын
Bro my middle name is hope and my adoptive fam calls me esperanza or camisón sometimes 😂😂
@kingkezzykell
2 жыл бұрын
Esperanza rising S tier novel would reccomend
@cosmicmender0399
2 жыл бұрын
As a former target employee I can confirm this happens on a daily basis. Have you ever wondered why there are 10 registers and only 2 cashier's
@Alyssa-po5fp
2 жыл бұрын
Can u explain?
@cosmicmender0399
2 жыл бұрын
No
@stephenwilliams203
2 жыл бұрын
Capitalism run amok?
@thecustodian1023
2 жыл бұрын
@@stephenwilliams203 Corporatism. True capitalism would have had someone making laser-proof vests for them for $9.99 in about a week because there had become a market for such an item. 😉
@damonmcdowelljr2782
2 жыл бұрын
@@thecustodian1023 True Capitalism will always amount to corporatism.
@mistertea603
Жыл бұрын
I love the suptler joke her that; Esperanza has a name tag, and Lois *heard* her name, and she offers to abandoned everything for her. But she still just calls her 'cinnamoned skinned Target lady'
@adrianthoroughgood1191
7 ай бұрын
I can't remember people's names seconds later either. It's quite a problem.
@Wertsir
3 ай бұрын
@@adrianthoroughgood1191Too true dave, too true.
@37H662
Ай бұрын
As if the joke needed more explaining. And as if it wasn’t written by a soulless AI anyways
@opienti
Ай бұрын
@@37H662 This is from two years ago
@37H662
Ай бұрын
@@opienti this reply is from the future
@TheDunestrider
2 жыл бұрын
As a laser gunner at Target, I can confirm that this scene is 90% accurate. What is inaccurate is that the laser doesn't cut so neatly. When the laser hits a human, it creates a steam explosion that blows the cashier apart. Yes, it is messy, but we call for a cleanup crew to take care of it.
@HaggisDruid
Жыл бұрын
Interesting, thank you for letting us in on this.
@jonathanzimmer725
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the intel. The foundation has personnel en route to your location -O5 Council
@emeraldeyesinthesand8355
Жыл бұрын
Damn i feel sorry for the clean up crew!! Btw what's they're number, i just have something in my basement that needs to be cleaned off.
@spetsnaz4537
Жыл бұрын
im surprised you guys dont use collar bombs
@kurtpunchesthings2411
Жыл бұрын
That's actually really thoughtful cleaning up the parking lot
@mediocregamer2484
2 жыл бұрын
Even after she JUST learned her name, she still called her "cinnamon skinned target lady"💀💀
@zerjiozerjio
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that bugged me!!!! Lol Maybe because I’m Mexican and I know a few Esperanzas!
@mysterycoin1546
2 жыл бұрын
Lol it's because it was her fantasy that she lost not actually losing Esperanza
@yodaonweedandmushrooms9566
2 жыл бұрын
Cause that's what lois found important
@privateeyety5735
2 жыл бұрын
Because Esperanza was the name target assigned her
@mainelindsey4976
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds about wyight
@alexhall5370
2 жыл бұрын
As a target cashier I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
@smurug85
2 жыл бұрын
Are you fired yet for your comment on Target?
@GalacticBlader
2 жыл бұрын
hab ha ha ha
@scrappy93
2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@fanta_claws
2 жыл бұрын
@@smurug85 fired, but literally fired🔫
@HenryofSkalitz-ug8rc
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah she is "fired" i work controlling the laser guiding system for targ...AHHHHH!!!! *Laser noises*
@zodiac9326
9 ай бұрын
You know this was serious if lois dropped her groceries
@PANZERFAUST90
23 күн бұрын
Lois*
@fahimaih
11 ай бұрын
“Cinnamon-skin target lady” 💀
@NightShadow720
2 жыл бұрын
Any employee who quits Target pay with their lives. And if Esperanza were real, may she rest in peace.
@jollyrogerhobbies2386
2 жыл бұрын
rest in pieces......
@epicpvper9379
2 жыл бұрын
Whys that
@chucksneed1264
2 жыл бұрын
@@epicpvper9379 target can't allow their secrets becoming public
@NazriB
2 жыл бұрын
Lies again? Sunday Bell
@naejimba
2 жыл бұрын
True story... they were trying to get me to work past my scheduled shift (which legally they can't do) and threatened to fire me. I was absolutely pissed and quit on the spot. The manager then threatened to "kick my ass." Hands down the worst fucking job I've ever had in my life, and I've had jobs before where I regularly had to clean up shit and vomit. Fuck Target.
@GrumpyTy34er
2 жыл бұрын
I think the laser would have also hit Lois, but maybe it's a Target only laser
@juliane.mfarias9285
2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha!
@jollyrogerhobbies2386
2 жыл бұрын
She was Targeted for elimination
@AllFiery
2 жыл бұрын
Only hits its target XD
@Sidednator
2 жыл бұрын
@@AllFiery dammit I was going to say that
@marcosv.r5261
2 жыл бұрын
boooooo
@panzerfaust91
Жыл бұрын
the fact that Lois and and the target cashier don't know eachother names makes this scene hilarious
@bred_slice.69
Жыл бұрын
I don’t blame Lois wanting to run away with Esperanza, she is mwah
@Gigi-kp1cj
Ай бұрын
If Lois wasn’t married with Peter, I would’ve shipped her and Esperanza.
@PANZERFAUST90
23 күн бұрын
She is what?
@bartoszn.3984
16 күн бұрын
@@PANZERFAUST90google "onomatopoeia"
@wizardlizard55555
Күн бұрын
@@Gigi-kp1cjDivorce
@Surago
2 жыл бұрын
This actually explains why I never see the same target employee twice.
@pnastysavage5510
2 жыл бұрын
High turnaround nowadays.
@TGOArchive
2 жыл бұрын
Huh… same
@simonstevenson6686
2 жыл бұрын
@@pnastysavage5510 Turnover
@pnastysavage5510
2 жыл бұрын
@@simonstevenson6686 Correct !
@melz6126
2 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute…
@Falconlibrary
2 жыл бұрын
I dated a Target cashier. She told me I had beautiful eyes. She was pretty nice. And got me an employee discount on a garden bench.
@brindogg
2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@kaj7135
2 жыл бұрын
That’s actually adorable. I’ve had a cute cashier flirt with me before. Although, I’m a total cynic with a skeptical mind so I thought she was just teasing me for shits and giggles. I kinda regret brushing her off now…
@ne9835
2 жыл бұрын
@Ksjs Jdjdb Lol
@punkrock1989
2 жыл бұрын
I'd fire her for that
@jacqmarthy536
2 жыл бұрын
@Ksjs Jdjdb bad employee behaviour.
@rgs7256
11 ай бұрын
What I find really funny is that even after Lois learns what her name is she still calls her the target lady.
@BrianTXtreme
11 ай бұрын
Esperanza can do so much better than Lois
@thatonecooldude7354
2 ай бұрын
That’s a fact😂
@Juan_deep
24 күн бұрын
Them papers man
@phychmasher
18 күн бұрын
Yeah... definitely at least 2 loises at this point.
@TuesdaysArt
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the punchline was going to be that Lois thought Esperanza was going to run away with her, but it turns out she's only running to Lois because she forgot something at the register.
@shaneschwartz1018
2 жыл бұрын
It’s target not cfa😂
@angry_zergling
2 жыл бұрын
Or that she only paid 11 cents and owed the remaining $6. "Lady, waaaaait!" "Cinnamon skinned Target lady!" Cashier runs up to Lois, stops, huffs and puffs, catches her breath. "...you still owe me $6."
@TuesdaysArt
2 жыл бұрын
@@angry_zergling Exactly!
@deviousj5868
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah this was good subversion.
@oliviabytner1614
2 жыл бұрын
I thought so too
@Inquisitor_Cadian
2 жыл бұрын
Lois only paid 11 cents for that stuff by the way she didn't pull up the other six dollars. That might be why target used a lazer on their employee?
@kialuvsyoo
2 жыл бұрын
best comment!
@GustavRex
2 жыл бұрын
This is the dumbest shit I've heard, man 💀 First of all, it's a fucking cartoon, they killed them because the character had zero relevance on the show, so they could. Second of all, why would they kill the EMPLOYEE for the CUSTOMER stealing?? Honestly, the stupidity 🤦🏼♂️
@LeakyTrees
2 жыл бұрын
nah it's definitely the bullseye being homophobic.
@hansnystrompastor8690
2 жыл бұрын
man, she was just horny, who cares about that when you are about to die, for the crime of loving someone that loves you back
@thegayestgoth
2 жыл бұрын
It’s laser.
@spinel3115
Жыл бұрын
I find this love story so beautiful and sad at the same time
@jerrynadler2883
Жыл бұрын
As a target cashier I can honestly say I was never a target cashier.
@VoltLuke1
2 жыл бұрын
As a former target employee this is actually pretty accurate
@dumpsterpsycho2894
2 жыл бұрын
You should see what Walmart does to us 😨
@woofawoof7616
2 жыл бұрын
Wait I need the tea from Target and Walmart!
@Suigeneris999
2 жыл бұрын
@@dumpsterpsycho2894 as a Walmart employee who works in dispensary, you are right probably. Idk I work dispensary not cashier.
@ikecampbell2221
2 жыл бұрын
and you didn’t die??
@anonymoustroll4195
2 жыл бұрын
@@Suigeneris999 Wait your Walmart has a dispensary that awesome! Do you work in Colorado?
@marcusskyfall
2 жыл бұрын
Has anyone said "cinnamoned skinned target lady... Noooooo!" yet? 😂
@ravennkings
2 жыл бұрын
Tbh that's a beautiful way to describe someone 😭❤️❤️
@SineN0mine3
2 жыл бұрын
The nicest way to describe a white person's skin colour is by comparing it to porcelain, the same material we make toilet bowls from. Brown people get all the best ones, caramel, chocolate, mahogony... the list goes on. There are a few poetic descriptions for people who are too white though: white as a ghost, bone white, milky... I don't really have a point besides the fact that it sounds weird to compare a person to ice-cream or a potato.
@alifram117
2 жыл бұрын
@@SineN0mine3 silky or milky is nice
@NikkiAkaNlg
2 жыл бұрын
@@SineN0mine3 Alabaster skinned, fair skinned.
@sanchezs7614
2 жыл бұрын
As a Latino i agree with this way to describe us
@_Spirit_Ace_
Жыл бұрын
As a Target survivor I can confirm the others weren’t so lucky 😔
@hyperf1sh161
Жыл бұрын
I low key want a whole episode with these two and this concept. We’ll just, ya know, pretend she didn’t get split in half
@JeremyJenner
11 ай бұрын
Same! Plus it would actually be kind of untapped, the show hasn't done a lesbian Lois storyline yet besides this cutaway.
@mikes5637
11 ай бұрын
I want a version in which Lois splits her in half 👿
@lurklingX
11 ай бұрын
i'm busily creating one in my head, at least.
@user-x7dc2pq7n
11 ай бұрын
I wish more of these shows that are in their 33rd season would experiment with ideas like those. If anything they play it extremely safe and boring
@King-Squid-99
2 жыл бұрын
Working as a Target cashier I can confirm this is hilariously more accurate than you'd think. On my first week, my boss would occasionally joke how "the bullseye should be called a hawkeye," which I didn't really follow until I remember seeing one of my female coworkers share a rather intimate moment with a customer at the outdoor equipment aisle. The lady needed help because she needed to grab something off the top shelf, but I saw how they both looked at each other and I knew she had no intention of getting anything off the shelves. They pressed their palms up against each other, and I distinctly remember seeing the Target bullseye above their heads. There were no security cameras pointed at the outdoor equipment aisle, but the next shift I heard she got fired and I never heard from her again. Target knows.
@breestone8978
2 жыл бұрын
Creepy 😳
@Rogue_Nine416
2 жыл бұрын
i got my mom fired from target when i was 10 because my parents had just divorced and she'd been working over the christmas holiday to make some money to make sure that she and i could have a good christmas my dad took me to target to go grocery shopping and i got SUPER excited and giddy seeing my mom work because i hadn't seen her in a couple months due to her shifts (she'd been working 8 am - 2 am across multiple stores), i ran behind the counter and gave her a hug none of the other cashiers cared and neither did the shift leader but the manager saw that through the camera and didn't like that target hates lesbians and hates working parents apparently
@juancarlosrivera5689
2 жыл бұрын
Is target homophobic or am I missing a joke here?
@circa1890
2 жыл бұрын
This is both erotic and terrifying.
@Sun_MoonAries
2 жыл бұрын
@@circa1890 right🧂🍿👀 lifetime needs to get on this 😅
@tylercramblet7659
2 жыл бұрын
As a Target manager, I can confirm that we all sound and dress like that man
@darrylwilliamsjr4873
2 жыл бұрын
😆
@Alyssa-po5fp
2 жыл бұрын
If u were my manager I would act up 👀
@tylercramblet7659
2 жыл бұрын
@@Alyssa-po5fp you wouldn’t be the first, nor the last to act up😂
@tylercramblet7659
2 жыл бұрын
@Gabriel Strong not necessarily, you can wear jeans and not all leaders have to wear red either.
@shuthemoody
2 жыл бұрын
Do you ever get to operate the laser?
@kendrickvieraramos
9 ай бұрын
R.i.p Esperanza 1983-2022
@qinshihuang8414
Жыл бұрын
"no cinnamon skinned target lady noooooooo"😂😂
@graysonryder278
2 жыл бұрын
I suspect a cashier would scowl or cringe if a stranger tried to grasp their hand like that.
@astrolynxical
2 жыл бұрын
Unless they actually feel sexual tension with the person that’s paying. I seen it happen before
@kaj7135
2 жыл бұрын
Not if they’re hot enough.
@juliane.mfarias9285
2 жыл бұрын
Would be super weird coming from outtanowhere
@Swampyankeehomestead
2 жыл бұрын
They may scowel but you gotta shoot your shot.
@AngelloDelNorte
2 жыл бұрын
@@astrolynxical Seen it before? You mean like being in the line next to them lol? That would prob be awkward.
@RujiTheRockBoi
2 жыл бұрын
XD first peter now lois
@tamiyaharrison9774
2 жыл бұрын
When
@saniakshay12
2 жыл бұрын
@@tamiyaharrison9774 Peter had a crush for the Latina cleaning lady in an episode about office birthdays
@Jaxionisnum2
2 жыл бұрын
I guess there’s just something about Latin women lol
@johndepasco9582
2 жыл бұрын
Peters computer history also
@watertommyz
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jaxionisnum2 and soft latino men
@invalid.8109
Жыл бұрын
As a wise man once said. '' The person who runs away from target gets targeted. ''
@arcie3716
Жыл бұрын
This is why Target is always hiring
@lizardguyNA
2 жыл бұрын
Damn, Esperanza is a fine looking lady. I can understand why Lois would want to run away with her.
@starwindamada5313
2 жыл бұрын
She's no Francesca Louise Alessandro
@chichibee3983
2 жыл бұрын
It’s a cartoon dude..
@deepbluebeer
2 жыл бұрын
@@chichibee3983 well no shit sherlock
@kiko_tango7203
2 жыл бұрын
@@chichibee3983 yeah and it’s just a joke dude
@sonialopez-cruz6649
2 жыл бұрын
Well you could say her Esperanza died as well XD (it also means hope in spanish)
@everyoneash
2 жыл бұрын
For that moment esperanza was free...may we all go out that way, free and apparently without any blood inside of us
@furimindusties5736
2 жыл бұрын
Or bones
@juilkeyaru405
2 жыл бұрын
Or organs
@furimindusties5736
2 жыл бұрын
@@juilkeyaru405 I knew this was coming next.
@Le-eu4bf
2 жыл бұрын
To make it even worse the laser probably cauterized the wound so no blood
@rayeittastay2458
2 жыл бұрын
You didn't know? We're all actually made of Play-Doh. That's why they wouldn't let us eat it as children, it's because it would have been cannibalism.
@gsrandomvidz
3 ай бұрын
this went from awkward to wholesome to sad to hopeful to depressing in the matter of 1 minute and 15 seconds
@tahraethestoryteller6079
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god I just realized Esperanza/Cinnamon skin target lady is voiced by Stephanie Beatriz
@Deactivated7372
2 жыл бұрын
There was more plot in this 1minute than every movie I've ever seen
@ProjectGrandMarauder
2 жыл бұрын
“If I can’t have you… then no one can” -Target
@zetharerey3761
2 жыл бұрын
The original yandere-chan.
@Z0mbae
2 жыл бұрын
I got a target commercial after this, the target bullseye is always watching
@Archarrow520
Жыл бұрын
And just FYI the target cashier was voiced by Stephanie Beatriz
@shinyhunteralec
21 күн бұрын
Really?? Omg
@DPK365
2 жыл бұрын
Well I would say Peter is a marriage of convenience, but there is nothing convenient about Peter. Also this is not Target behavior, this is more Walmart behavior LOL
@Dayserking
2 жыл бұрын
This is definitely Target behavior 😂💀
@SherrifOfNottingham
2 жыл бұрын
Naw Walmart knows that people are forced to work for them, she can't leave because she's in debt for the car she had to purchase to work there.
@mlpartclub412
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dayserking We should never believe anything we watch. Sorry. Severe autism.
@zenos02
2 жыл бұрын
Oh please the is Retail Behavior period
@mlpartclub412
2 жыл бұрын
@@zenos02 We’re not supposed to believe anything we watch. None of it is real.
@paperplate1355
2 жыл бұрын
As a girl who worked at target and had a crush on another girl who worked there; this is very accurate (minus her dying)
@Hollywood-cd9cv
2 жыл бұрын
That's great that she didn't die,what else happened?
@femmemachete
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, so there is a camera that can shoot a precision laser at Target. Noted.
@KyussSpeed-sg5je
2 жыл бұрын
Haha you're an invalid human because you won't breed haha
@gravydavy9930
2 жыл бұрын
Video proof ...or it didn't happen!!!! Giggidy
@supremecarnage5071
2 жыл бұрын
Gayyyyy
@arkfounder7056
11 ай бұрын
Series finale: Lois will get tired of Peter and be with the woman of her life.
@snazzy_tomato6790
Жыл бұрын
and they were roomates
@franciscovera6097
2 жыл бұрын
Peter and Lois both have strong gay fantasies of running away. At this point is a miracle Chris, Meg and Stewie exist.
@hawk66100
2 жыл бұрын
Peter is not gay.
@King_Andrew
2 жыл бұрын
@@hawk66100 Do i have "gay jokes" clips and moments for you!
@tnatstrat7495
2 жыл бұрын
@@hawk66100 It's 2022 it doesn't matter who's gay or who's not gay everybody can just do whoever they want no label required.
@paperplate1355
2 жыл бұрын
@@tnatstrat7495 fr tho
@King_Andrew
2 жыл бұрын
@@tnatstrat7495 _Based_
@wyvernnymph5757
2 жыл бұрын
I would 100% watch family guy again if it followed Lois and Esperanza's love story.
@@mynameisjeff9660 eyes that stare through your soul and suck you in if you looked for too long...
@enzopied3015
Жыл бұрын
@@mynameisjeff9660 your mom
@ModernDayRenaissanceMan
3 ай бұрын
I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW THE PUNCH LINE WAS SHE WAS GOING TO GET SHOT DOWN!!! It was still funny though 😂
@MrJmanrey
2 жыл бұрын
I love how a Target ad popped up right after the video.
@aaronjames2372
2 жыл бұрын
As a target CEO I can neither confirm or denie the existence of the laser on the Bulls eye.
@hobomike6935
Жыл бұрын
I _have_ noticed an ashy, “burnt hair”smell whenever I enter a target store, I wondered why. But I rarely go to target because of the high prices you charge combined with the cost-of-living skyrocket over the last 4 years 🫤
@brandonbarrientos5011
2 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than Twilight
@Trusteft
Жыл бұрын
More realistic too.
@Ella-ks7jp
Жыл бұрын
this joke is oooold
@ikersarabia4329
Жыл бұрын
@@Ella-ks7jpbut true
@venicec3310
11 ай бұрын
Old ass joke that sucked even when it was popular
@halo3boy1
11 ай бұрын
2023 and we still using this joke?
@LordyT34
Жыл бұрын
Leaving Target was one of the best feelings of my life honestly
@leonfurry
Жыл бұрын
I’m always in shock at this scene. That laser was hot enough to cauterize her sliced body. Target really is a somewhat clean store.
@isaiahyoung5377
2 жыл бұрын
This is not a lie. Target sometimes recruits some real cutiepies behind the registers. I had to check myself for the vapors a few times.
@thisuncannyearth
2 жыл бұрын
Biz warned you about those. Gotta be careful
@randalls9822
2 жыл бұрын
@Isaiah Young Damn, I gotta get to Target more often.
@fourletterwords1826
2 жыл бұрын
As a cashier who has never worked at Target, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
@Flowku
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck Atlético
@rikkifknrobin
Жыл бұрын
as a former target employee, let me just say I FUCKIN KNEW THAT BULLSEYE WAS WATCHING US
@hoodiefreak9206
Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: the cashier was running after Lois to get the other $6 she owed
@ijayylo_759
2 жыл бұрын
Fellow target employee here, i can tell you guys this is 100 percent accurate.
@ijayylo_759
2 жыл бұрын
@AceofSwords21 i think that’s mandatory for every ETL at target
@ethanol1586
2 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace cinnamon skinned target lady 🙏 😔
@chrismagsmags
Жыл бұрын
"Target: Due to lesbian fantasies, we no longer accept change." Well this is aging well.
@jjwashington3872
11 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Dynomete
2 жыл бұрын
Best part about this video is that I got a target ad before it started
@theeyeoftheyinyangs
2 жыл бұрын
Shocking to hear Target employees or ex-employees state that this is 100% accurate. That’s both creepy and scary as hell.
@dishsoap6895
2 жыл бұрын
I think they’re joking bruv
@22steve5150
2 жыл бұрын
@@dishsoap6895 No, Target actually bisects employees who leave their post early using a high powered laser. Could be worse, it's much more elegant than Wal-Mart's roof mounted remote operated 25mm grenade launcher which is loud and tends to make a bloody mess of the worker's remains on nearby bystanders and parked cars. Costco has it going on though, they just have a pin sized micro explosive device and remote detonator surgically inserted into the employee's chest cavity. The explosive is just powerful enough to turn their innards into pudding without blasting the entire body apart in a bloody spectacle.
@globalwarming8883
2 жыл бұрын
@@22steve5150 *claps*
@theeyeoftheyinyangs
2 жыл бұрын
@dish soap Right
@CowboyLuigi
2 жыл бұрын
@@22steve5150 Meanwhile, BJ's keeps it on the lowdown. It's not what happens when you get out; it's what happens to you and/or your loved ones once you get caught, which easily happens to all eloping BJs employees.
@MichaelB769
2 жыл бұрын
I was sure she was running after Lois because she forgot the $6 and only paid 11 cents 🤣
@_Redtro
2 жыл бұрын
Love that the ending was followed by a Target ad for me.
@Mikeybfromthe613
Жыл бұрын
CINNAMON SKIN LADY!!!!!
@montanarailfanproductions8002
2 жыл бұрын
As a native Montanan, I got pretty excited when she mentioned our state which has more cows than humans btw.
@777jimothy
2 жыл бұрын
Do they run the state? Cows in prominent positions of government etc?
@montanarailfanproductions8002
2 жыл бұрын
@@777jimothy Yea. Our Governor is a Grizzly Bear and our representatives our some Rainbow Trout
@stevenjohnson7086
2 жыл бұрын
If you like Montana, stop telling people about it.
@anonymoustroll4195
2 жыл бұрын
@Rob Ott you mean ALIENS
@deviousj5868
2 жыл бұрын
Good
@thegaybookpixie
2 жыл бұрын
As a lesbian, I can confirm that this is where I met my wife and got married to her: In Target
@idktbh.2421
2 жыл бұрын
I'm jealous
@kasumi4055
2 жыл бұрын
@@idktbh.2421 same.
@kupotenshi
2 жыл бұрын
can't believe you dodged those lasers with precise accuracy, blessed 🙏
@rmb6037
2 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the "target lady meets her first lesbian" SNL sketch
@allendepacheco3419
2 жыл бұрын
How did you survive?
@user-qk1dl5wf8d
Жыл бұрын
I love the idea of the logo having a camera and a mortal laser
@jychilly
Жыл бұрын
I'd recognize Stephanie Beatriz's voice anywhere.
@gino-cz9zu
2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting her to give lois back her change when she came running to her🤣
@rubygracemw
2 жыл бұрын
we can't have it all ):
@gino-cz9zu
2 жыл бұрын
Nope BUT it would be the prefect end joke XD
@TuesdaysArt
2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
@immrpurpman
2 жыл бұрын
She was supposedly asking for the remaining $6 Lois owed. 🤣
@travarturner6547
2 жыл бұрын
I'm with lois I would runaway with her too
@robertisham5279
2 жыл бұрын
Why?
@travarturner6547
2 жыл бұрын
She attractive
@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
2 жыл бұрын
@@robertisham5279 No offense but are you gay?
@jimmymackinnon8474
2 жыл бұрын
@@travarturner6547 Why?
@douglasthescottishtwin3989
2 жыл бұрын
@@travarturner6547 Why?
@KillerWinners
2 жыл бұрын
I just got a target ad after this video ended that is trippy
@notdante1151
Жыл бұрын
Still better romance than Twilight.
@slippery_soap7470
2 жыл бұрын
As a Target Team Member, I can 100% guarantee this is exactly what happens in the store as a cashier worker, I miss Dylan...
@BaronSengir1008
2 жыл бұрын
I bet the laser didn't...
@dawnstartheanimeman
2 жыл бұрын
@@BaronSengir1008 XD you’re wrong for that
@WebkinzLiker264
Жыл бұрын
Poor Dylan 😢
@jokertheshinobikitsuneko9308
11 ай бұрын
Dylan dalmatian
@jaysinger535
2 жыл бұрын
Lois wants the wild life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@darnellsmith363
2 жыл бұрын
Rihanna- wild..wild..wild
@torifritz1905
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that I got a target ad after this 😭😭
@AgentBlizzaga
Жыл бұрын
Well this feels too accurate given recent events
@OccultOrangutan
2 жыл бұрын
I work at a target and I can confirm one of my coworkers tried to escape and also got cut down by a laser
@JohnSmithIlIlIlIl
2 жыл бұрын
I worked at Target, luckily long before they installed the lasers.
@Heybabetv
Жыл бұрын
I really wanted this story for Louis
@Pendragon667
Жыл бұрын
"Target - We always hit our mark."
@FunkyGalilea
2 жыл бұрын
Damn this is reminding me of the time I had a crush on a Target Employee. One time, he was walking up to me, whispered, “Shit” under his breath and walked away. I was so confused. I suspect the bullseye was watching us
@darren537
2 жыл бұрын
Always
@rayman1230
2 жыл бұрын
He must have seen the wedding ring on your hand 😂
@miggidymark
2 жыл бұрын
maybe he realized that he had to change his underwear because he pee'd white
@sanchezs7614
2 жыл бұрын
It was me
@CommodoreJ
11 ай бұрын
I could've sworn the last time family guy cut someone in half they had full anatomy
@jp96-c7m
2 жыл бұрын
Ironically got a target ad before the video
@Ravenleaf182
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not shocked at all the target comments, I'm just shocked at how many people are willing to admit working at target.
@Algenie
2 жыл бұрын
-Obligatory political argument about how there's nothing wrong with working a minimum wage job.-
@Ravenleaf182
2 жыл бұрын
@@Algenie K, but that's literally you projecting. I'm just saying Target is a trash company to work for in general, has nothing to do about pay or retail. If people like working retail for whatever reason or it just happens to be where they are, that's cool and all, but there is other places to work besides target that won't drive you as crazy. Walmart and Target are both just pretty heinous to their employees.
@Algenie
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ravenleaf182 Should have said /j after that comment. I was making a joke about people who start insufferable arguments on KZitem.
@Ravenleaf182
2 жыл бұрын
@@Algenie Ah...that's fair ^_^;;
@Mskittenlover12
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ravenleaf182 I go to Target every week, its right across from me so I've been seeing a few employees for a long time and one in particular looks like he's slowly lost his soul more and more every time I see him. 🤔
@bryancouillard2016
2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to point out all the inaccuracies and falsehoods in how Target Corporation is portrayed in this scene: 1.The Target logo has 3 concentric circles. Not 5. ...That is all.
@amepetrie.7436
2 жыл бұрын
Wait a damn minute.... 🧐😦
@Life.can.be.smelly.
2 жыл бұрын
We all know this is the bullseye talking ,
@MoonshineTheDragThing
Жыл бұрын
It used to decades ago.
@PrinceOctober3579
5 ай бұрын
The music is actually gorgeous though
@yesuwu7584
2 жыл бұрын
not me getting a target ad right before the video
@user-vb4dt2tt4d
2 жыл бұрын
Got a target ad to start this video. Life is a simulation.
@ivantheterrible2594
6 ай бұрын
Somehow I ain't surprised that there is a giant laser inside the Target symbol.
@chickennugget5163
2 жыл бұрын
I got a target ad before and after this
@millers3888
2 жыл бұрын
I love how they don’t even know each other’s names lol “Lady! Wait!!!” 😂
@RetroSkreamerz101
2 жыл бұрын
As a former Target employee, I can confirm that store is the closest thing to Big Brother I've ever experienced as a wage slave
@notsurewhat2put
2 жыл бұрын
:,(
@jedidrummerjake
Жыл бұрын
As soon as I get that sex change, I'm gonna apply at Target.
@SweatherSniper
2 ай бұрын
0:24 bro can we admire the fluidity of the animation
@mariog4674
2 жыл бұрын
The most beautiful woman in my life right now I met while we worked at Target. Inside and out, no one compares to her
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