Feature Freeze
This song is a parody. The poster does not claim or own any part of the original song, or its lyrics.
Freeze! (freeze!) No code goes live till year’s end
Might be, might be, drive is a dead end
Today stuck in this loop of despair
With the freeze on, we can't share
I'm looking at the backlog
Feeling like we’re in a fog
One, you lock the commit
Two, you freeze the code
Three, you watch the tickets stack
And four, you curse the load (curse the load)
You curse the load (the load)
You curse the load (the load)
Chorus
Freeze! No features, no fun
We're locked till year is done
No new code to deploy, deploy
Freeze! No joy, no toy
Might be, might be, a ploy
We're trapped, annoyed
Verse 2
Here come bad news, from the PM
No releases till year-end
Well, I should probably warn ya, all pissed
No offense to you, but here’s our list
Chorus
Freeze! No features, no fun
Locked till the year is done
No new code to deploy, deploy
Freeze! No joy, no toy
Might be, might be, a ploy
We're trapped, annoyed
Bridge
Locked the repo, bait the line
Spread the net, watch us whine
Locked the repo, bait the line
Spread the net, deadline time
Chorus
Freeze! No features, no fun
We're locked till year is done
No code to deploy, deploy
Freeze! No joy, no toy
Might be, might be, a ploy
We're trapped, annoyed
Outro
Lock the target, freeze the flow
Catch the man, no release to show
Lock the target, freeze the flow
Catch the man, no release to show
Негізгі бет Feature Freeze (Front 242)
Пікірлер