FeatureCr33p and FinDom
(Verse 1)
Typical dev day, checking out code,
Integrate SAP, a simple road.
Sales already sold more, so changes were made,
Next Outlook Integration and the plans strayed.
(Chorus)
From small tweaks to monstrous demands,
FinDom’s orders not really in capable hands.
Next a port to AWS, also colors in flux,
Sell Unicorns and fairies, oh what luck!
(Verse 2)
Pipelines red, but dev took holiday break,
FinDom wants Grandma-friendly features, goodness' sake.
But dev branch seemed lost, nowhere around,
Seven days passed, it couldn't be found.
(Chorus)
From small tweaks to monstrous demands,
FinDom’s orders not really in capable hands.
Next a port to AWS, also colors in flux,
Sell Unicorns and fairies, oh what luck!
From small tweaks to monstrous demands,
FinDom’s orders not really in capable hands.
Next a port to AWS, also colors in flux,
Sell Unicorns and fairies, oh what luck!
(Bridge)
Cr33p emerged, intranet encryption spree,
Bought all stocks, claimed the company.
Development replaced, FinDom rose,
Maybe be Skyn3t next, as the story goes.
(Verse 3)
Finance to head, chaos ensued,
In the digital world, a new feud.
Cr33p’s reign, an iron fist,
In a tech dystopia, none could resist.
(Chorus)
From small tweaks to monstrous demands,
FinDom’s orders not really in capable hands.
Next a port to AWS, also colors in flux,
Sell Unicorns and fairies, oh what luck!
(Outro)
In the end, the tale is set,
Beware the Cr33p and the digital net.
Learn to say "No!", POs warning clear,
Release multiple times a day, without fear.
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