I wouldn’t say it out loud, I would definitely say it in my head though
@EmberTheFolf
Жыл бұрын
Wasnt even stretched out or anything like a dramatic "ffffffuhck..." Just a quick "fuck."
@kettumace3384
Жыл бұрын
The difference, the man accepted his fate until given the opportunity to change it
@thefirephoenix872
Жыл бұрын
E
@RandomYoutubeNPC
Жыл бұрын
@aaa bro? 💀
@DroppedMyMarbles
Жыл бұрын
"Alright, but I'm not a bottom. On your knees, sir"
@thenexus7343
Жыл бұрын
Ong. I may be Bi. But I'm a top in every situation.
@vanlalsailo9938
Жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@ram5ramen582
Жыл бұрын
@@thenexus7343 prove it
@abstraktfilms
Жыл бұрын
😂 bruh
@vanlalsailo9938
Жыл бұрын
@@thenexus7343 what is a top? im a visual learner btw
@wamuuthepoleperson168
Жыл бұрын
"Are you gay?" "Yes." "Prove it." "Aight bet." (Pulls out search history)
@username172
10 ай бұрын
"now if youre really gay, say futa isnt gay"
@eliancruzyanez8521
10 ай бұрын
"Not good enough, follow me to the bedroom"
@cjmodmanboom8518
10 ай бұрын
“Sir those are children!”
@EdibleFuture
10 ай бұрын
I really don't have to prove it I'll just have to show peeps my onlyfans
@firepelt3180
10 ай бұрын
@@username172😁
@Dobbs03
10 ай бұрын
Plot twist: he wasn’t even a recruiter
@CalSN20
7 ай бұрын
YO BEST PLOT TWIST EVER 💀
@itzabot
7 ай бұрын
OH HELLL NAHH
@Im_NotVery_Creative
5 ай бұрын
certainly one of the plot twists
@datnguyen21040
4 ай бұрын
“Prove it”
@theww2enthusiast
3 ай бұрын
💀
@iamcIancy
Жыл бұрын
"prove it" **leans in for a kiss**
@curgest6807
Жыл бұрын
@@anjankanwar7747 nutty
@mysocksarewet
Жыл бұрын
Relatable
@snule349
Жыл бұрын
@@anjankanwar7747 tbf if the options are give Gluck Gluck or be drafted I think a lot of people would do option 1
@curgest6807
Жыл бұрын
@@snule349 good, lemme recruit
@oscarwang7227
Жыл бұрын
@@snule349 I wonder why military recruiter is suddenly such a popular career choice…
@RoryMadigan
Жыл бұрын
“I don’t need no man.” … “Also is your husband around?” 😂
@EEEEEEEE
11 ай бұрын
E
@Im_Arceus
11 ай бұрын
Just because they have financial independence doesn't mean they don't need emotional support
@8Maduce50
11 ай бұрын
@Im_Arceus but they said they didn't need a man that also implies emotional support.
@renaldoawes2210
11 ай бұрын
@@Im_Arceus How is that a contradiction to his statement?
@NOIR947
11 ай бұрын
@@Im_Arceus🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nevergoingtogiveyouup2030
Жыл бұрын
“Yes” “…Prove it” Bro 💀
@GoatCheese72
Жыл бұрын
This man’s plot twists I can never predict 😂
@lmsccsgt2110
Жыл бұрын
Why would I date a feminist
@HaydenFrank-xq2dt
Жыл бұрын
Plot twist he was the guy who says that 20 bucks is twenty bucks
@randomguy_justpassinthroug7885
Жыл бұрын
*takes his pants off
@Lolo_tl
Жыл бұрын
*music start playing*
@TylerTheTyler
9 ай бұрын
“Are you gay?” “Yes” “Bro isn’t that your wife?”
@eternalrage6548
8 ай бұрын
It's happened before. Heard of quite a few dudes that had an entire family, 3+ kids and just so happened to still be hanging out a lot with the dude from high school during the entire relationship.
@kylemcdade843
4 ай бұрын
'Feminist'.. we may be splitting hairs on the wife part
@danielaramburo7648
4 ай бұрын
Then they are bi?
@Welgeldiguniekalias
4 ай бұрын
"She's my beard, yes. Why?"
@hasd31
3 ай бұрын
*whisper* "Bro don't blow my fucking cover"
@bahamut8995
Жыл бұрын
Bro just acted like the Navy doesn't exist 💀
@phito7051
Жыл бұрын
What do u mean
@veironhedlund8061
Жыл бұрын
@@phito7051 seamen
@ItsJustTeddington
Жыл бұрын
@@phito7051 “gay” that is the only clue you’re getting.
@bear3616
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@phito7051
Жыл бұрын
@@ItsJustTeddington so your saying everyone in the navy is gay?
@shubashuba9209
Жыл бұрын
Recruiter to husband: One way or another, you're gonna be polishing a rifle.
@Purple235
Жыл бұрын
Funny
@jeancarlodelaluz6415
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
@generalrishabh2682
Жыл бұрын
nawww man 💀📸📸📸
@theverybigpotat7228
Жыл бұрын
This joke needs more likes
@ennuideblase7888
Жыл бұрын
Bang one dude or fight in a fucking war? I know which one I'm picking.
@CanadianPatriot224
11 ай бұрын
"Is your husband around?" "Yes" Husband: "What's up?" "Are you gay?" "Yes" That's funny, I don't care what anybody says 😂
@luckyspec2274
8 ай бұрын
I didn't even think of that lmao
@ApolloTSG
7 ай бұрын
It’s not…
@OnGuardYT
7 ай бұрын
@@ApolloTSG You didn't get it 😂😂
@carpetjuise
Жыл бұрын
“Female comedian? That’s an oxymoron isnt it” is demonic lmaoo
@sanchezzz69420
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Magi_K_A
Жыл бұрын
When facts are demonic😆
@lyo6200
Жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer
@turtleanton6539
Жыл бұрын
😊yes😊
@seldom_bucket
Жыл бұрын
it only hits that deep cause of the amount of truth in it. men need a sense of humour or we'd all kill each other.
@Acoustic_Screecher
Жыл бұрын
Recruiter knew what he was doing with the 'prove you're gay' one
@natashaervin2533
Жыл бұрын
Hear me out
@danielaramburo7648
Жыл бұрын
Closet gay recruiters would be getting a lot of action. Listen, if you bend over and…. It proves you are gay….,
@kento_suijin
Жыл бұрын
You're* ngl i would rather join the military than even act gay
@Acoustic_Screecher
Жыл бұрын
@@kento_suijin thx for pointing out the typo
@kento_suijin
Жыл бұрын
@@Acoustic_Screecher I'm impressed that you actually fixed it, most people would shit talk on me for trying to help them
@SlapClapMaster
Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe it, every single god damn short is so good
@thekansasranger9476
Жыл бұрын
He don't miss
@BJB459
Жыл бұрын
@@thekansasranger9476 fr
@xjcrossx
Жыл бұрын
It is really shocking isn't it
@kingkells3217
Жыл бұрын
I was the 1,000th like
@mosespope8385
Жыл бұрын
Grah
@ashtheviking5007
7 ай бұрын
So the woman has to swallow her pride, while the man has to swallow...
@Old_Duo
2 ай бұрын
Something absolutely massive . . .
@gaberielgartic
2 ай бұрын
@@Old_Duo press x to doubt
@devonpearson4315
2 ай бұрын
Another man. And several other proto-people.
@deadlooks1880
Ай бұрын
Giant Rods
@a_angry_bunny
Жыл бұрын
*vigorously makes out with the recruiter*
@gavinhengels867
Жыл бұрын
@Computment I mean I do it
@mincat1412
Жыл бұрын
@@gavinhengels867 i do it every day
@lyeondoe4990
Жыл бұрын
Definitely did
@60sspider-man29
Жыл бұрын
@@mincat1412 I do it every hour
@kenshinyang7375
Жыл бұрын
@Computment The military has a known fact all across that are known as Bunnys or Grindr. Reddit literally has stories about military guys fucking other guys.
@dvasavertik7629
Жыл бұрын
Feminist: Thank god I didn't get drafted! Nuke going off in the middle of a city: I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU HIDE.
@fastpackcyclist6901
Жыл бұрын
my wheezing made my neighbor wheeze
@alenjaison4681
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@notjeih
Жыл бұрын
The radiation is rated E for Everyone
@fishyfish2387
Жыл бұрын
killing civilians is a war crime -me, 🤓
@lakshasawant293
Жыл бұрын
@@notjeih now that is comedy
@rinconusmc
Жыл бұрын
"We don't allow gay people in the military" Navy has entered the chat.
@sepheroth3373
Жыл бұрын
You don't join the navy gay, it makes you gay.
@damnfez
Жыл бұрын
USMC - Department of the Navy
@senireye.5597
Жыл бұрын
Wasn't there a job where people baited gay people in the navy to have sex with them, to prove that they are gay? And then a lot of people volunteered forvthat job
@jeez8939
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the seamen
@senireye.5597
Жыл бұрын
@Gray Just Gray hey, that's what I commented
@wholeftthestoveon
Жыл бұрын
"Are you gay" "No" "Prove it" 💀
@pul53gh
Жыл бұрын
don't threaten me with a good time /s
@-Content
Жыл бұрын
He said yes.
@TheCrankSpiderNinja
Жыл бұрын
@@-Content that's the point
@ShawnFX
Жыл бұрын
@@pul53gh Ayooooo😂🤨
@Joe-do2hr
Жыл бұрын
Starts doing his wife
@Thatguy-mu5mn
11 ай бұрын
Honestly, a few minutes of uncomfort is better than years of fear and trauma.
@jahoytodiesforahoy4615
10 ай бұрын
Yeah no hesitation 😅
@300zxsailor
10 ай бұрын
I chose both and joined the Navy. Now my PTSD is gay.
@BerryBoyXD
10 ай бұрын
@@300zxsailor Damn that's dedication
@nescafeblend43
10 ай бұрын
made ur comment 69 ur welcome
@eternalrage6548
8 ай бұрын
@@300zxsailor the great ptsd. When your depression and trauma decide to come out the closet and start dating. Then, after a few months, commit to a very abusive relationship with each other that you get stuck in the middle of.
@milesfreilich968
Жыл бұрын
"I'm attracted to other men, sorry. You're just not my type."
@iLikeWafflesfr
Жыл бұрын
you're my type
@cristian-bull
Жыл бұрын
when u gay and not your own type
@MerlinTheCommenter
Жыл бұрын
*Gets drafted and now is in front lines* “Great work soldier” 😂
@Moldylocks
Жыл бұрын
Prove it
@rimanpele
Жыл бұрын
"then im going to assume..." (like he did to the feminist)
@oppressedgamer5599
Жыл бұрын
The difference between Robert and the Feminist is that Robert didn't back down 🤭
@TheDuelingRaven
Жыл бұрын
327 likes and 0 replies? With this funny of a comment? Let me fix that.
@justsomedude4469
Жыл бұрын
He definitely proved it.
@TheREALLofiat
Жыл бұрын
@@TheDuelingRavenhey at least you said something of SOME kind of substance.
@cryptgc1554
Жыл бұрын
🤭 is how he looked when he was done
@miner556
Жыл бұрын
He didn't back down he kneeled down 😩
@amgadpro
Жыл бұрын
"Are you gay?" "Yes" "Prove it" 💀
@AlmightyChastor
Жыл бұрын
Yes those are infact words that he said, good job dude
@livingtoaster
Жыл бұрын
@@AlmightyChastor well sorry he was saying the one line he liked from the short.
@MagusArtStudios
Жыл бұрын
@@AlmightyChastor yeah grow up he's obviously accentuating the punch line of the video highlighting how funny it is. Stop being so dense and gaslighting people on the internet.
@aerousops1806
Жыл бұрын
@@MagusArtStudios Do you even know what gaslighting is? Yall just like throwing random terms you just heard on the internet around without knowing their actual purpose or meaning
@Alonsos305
Жыл бұрын
“Well if you insist!” *zip*
@alidemirbas3722
7 ай бұрын
“Prove It” “Pulls Out The Groupchat Messages”
@sweet.commentary
Жыл бұрын
"Prove it." **Begins to kiss his wife** "What are you doing?" "You said to prove it! My wife is a male!"
@Expizzapie1811
Жыл бұрын
"Your wife is a male? Prove it."
@goblingrenadex4946
Жыл бұрын
Prove it. 🗿
@ericolens3
Жыл бұрын
surgery papers
@microwaveddoorknob8211
Жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 bro we were trying to make jokes
@cosmiclyfatal2464
Жыл бұрын
@@microwaveddoorknob8211 and he played along
@deityjc
Жыл бұрын
Me: "Yes." Soldier: "Prove it." Me: "Pull down your pants. I ain't goin to Russia."
@gaemer3967
Жыл бұрын
They already do this in Turkey, you've got to be the sub because if you're getting your sucked you're not gay, it only counts if you're sucking it. Basically their government has probably got the biggest stash of gay porn if anyone wants that.
@thatoneguy33198
Жыл бұрын
FR lmao same
@coolmanpantsman
Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@kAY-yl5en
Жыл бұрын
Givers aren't gay. Takers are
@xamos9034
Жыл бұрын
😂
@LOLtz1
Жыл бұрын
These drafting requirements are getting harsher everyday. Edit: Oh shit, I'm famous Dad.
@dvns1987
Жыл бұрын
Realistic* is what you meant yo say
@beyond-the-soul8651
Жыл бұрын
I think you mean realistic because when this is what women wanted they wanted equality and equality means they get drafted just the same
@nutty8871
Жыл бұрын
"These requirements are getting worse all the time!"
@williamsalgado9738
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@takecare2521
Жыл бұрын
@@beyond-the-soul8651 next will be child equality and children will be drafted
@crittomato7043
10 ай бұрын
"Are you gay" "Yes" "Prove it" *Gladly*
@notdelusionalcowboysfan
Жыл бұрын
“Women aren’t funny” “Oh so you’re not a comedian then, you’re drafted come with me.”
@allanroberto6341
Жыл бұрын
Touché
@lordpeonix
Жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere
@morlacheckun
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@morlacheckun
Жыл бұрын
This
@morlacheckun
Жыл бұрын
Comment
@Ic3_Blu3
Жыл бұрын
*_"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it..."_*
@arktheball
Жыл бұрын
*looks down at his "little one"*
@ry1023.3
10 ай бұрын
@@arktheballwhat😂
@duhbigweiner665
10 ай бұрын
i do
@AnusSniffer69
Жыл бұрын
“There are no feminists in a house fire”. - Bill Burr
@kenny995
Жыл бұрын
There's no one in a house fire, just remains
@danielduwaldt
Жыл бұрын
I was in the military for 12 years. You do know lots of women join the military, right? They also fight to be in combat positions... Not to mention women fire fighters. Americans are odd...
@travioli9643
Жыл бұрын
There are a lot of women in the military but they aren't required to sign up for the draft to vote
@joegeneric1846
Жыл бұрын
@@danielduwaldt The point of the quote, in context, is feminists say that men and women should be treated equally, but the moment they’re in a situation in which being female could help them, like a house fire (“women and children first”), they instantly forget those beliefs and take their privilege. The quote isn’t about all women or even about women that want equality, it’s about how hypocritical feminists can be. edit: grammar
@trunky37
Жыл бұрын
@@danielduwaldt I'll treat them seriously once the physical requirement aren't lowered for woman, either you're fit to be a soldier/firefighter or you're not, the ennemy soldiers or fire isn't going to easy on you because you're a woman.
@timothyfischer7222
Жыл бұрын
That last "prove it" though 😂
@SamDaGOAT09
Жыл бұрын
“If your gay the military won’t draft you” Navy: heyyyy boyyyys
@DRez-Productions
Жыл бұрын
Why navy? Because there’s nothing but Seamen?
@SamDaGOAT09
Жыл бұрын
@@DRez-Productions can’t tell if your joking
@equally.marketable
Жыл бұрын
@@DRez-Productions holy shit that was clever, props to you
@Google123Chrome
Жыл бұрын
@@SamDaGOAT09 r/woooooosh?
@JB-js8uv
Жыл бұрын
Wiping that poop deck clean as a whistle. On and off the clock
@hyperion_editsfr
Жыл бұрын
*starts making out with the recruiter* "The fuck are you doing?" "YOU SAID TO PROVE IT" "who said i was a male."
@PSNPerfectNinja
Жыл бұрын
Who said it mattered. They're hunting feminists, not lesbians
@FaeTheMf
Жыл бұрын
“Prove i-“ “Say less” *proceeds to unsheathe Excalibur*
@benjimin8456
Жыл бұрын
And they had a duel of their lifetime.
@Caroline_9877
Жыл бұрын
@@benjimin8456 through cuts and bruises they then became best "bros"
@edgingjogo
Жыл бұрын
She'd break her arms before she could be able to hold it stabilised 😂
@oke869
Жыл бұрын
Ohhl3 heall nah
@Freeze-n-Frost
10 ай бұрын
The fastest way to properly answer the question: “Come here big boy and I’ll show ya” 😂😂😂
@brockradford7144
Жыл бұрын
Women should absolutely be drafted. Gender equality.
@anonymousanomaly3136
Жыл бұрын
Yessir
@stuartcampbell5765
Жыл бұрын
Equal rights equal fights
@theman3190
Жыл бұрын
Naw it’s man job not a womens Edit:man the comments hate me now
@Avarice0918
Жыл бұрын
I remember they tried an all woman regiment but the women were inefficient or ineffective in combat and women soldiers getting captured sounds like a no go.
@Blockates
Жыл бұрын
@@theman3190 you ain't The man, you The woman
@MeMyself_andAI
Жыл бұрын
Women: Never had to worry about this a day in their life Men: "Fuck."
@badasstoad9419
10 ай бұрын
Feminists: “We want gender equality!” Military: “Alright, get your ass over here and wear this uniform” Feminists: “Oops! 😊 Sorry, didn’t mean that today.”
@reanschwarzer2187
10 ай бұрын
Yep and yet they vote for the wars same as men it’s why I think you have to be signed up for selective service to vote period
@userhd3qrrkilj7779
10 ай бұрын
You know what the enemy would do if they catch a booba from the enemy lines
@RichADio
Жыл бұрын
He should have said "I married a feminist" while pointing at his wife, to prove he is gay.
@Moldylocks
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha would actually be great. A total soy
@goldyguns9545
Жыл бұрын
You win the internet today
@MatthiasRegisRict
Жыл бұрын
Actually tho
@brip799
Жыл бұрын
I love how men who hate feminists are so upfront about the fact that they don’t just mean women who HATE/are sexist to them or want men to be nonexistent but they actually hate women who don’t just want to serve men and let YOU have all the power. Lol. Clowns.
@Lathander720
11 ай бұрын
Equal rights = equal fights.
@angrydragonslayer
8 ай бұрын
Equal rights = Equal lefts.
@jesusizquierdo3831
4 ай бұрын
I'm not sure I want to fight side by side with a woman
@wonderflounium
Жыл бұрын
Women should get drafted so long as men do. If you want equality you should get it.
@Perceptionreflection
Жыл бұрын
They tried. Look it up. It was conservative men who freaked out and didn't let them.
@wonderflounium
Жыл бұрын
@@Perceptionreflection I never said they didn't; I was in the army and personally witnessed female soldiers who were some of the best I had ever seen, and especially considering that the fitness test is now unisex with events that are more representative of practical combat fitness there's no real practical difference between a male, or female soldier provided they meet the standards required. The key to success for a nation is to ensure that for any role be it military, politics, or any other to be occupied by the people with the greatest capability, drive, and talents regardless of what demographic they happen to be.
@yessum15
Жыл бұрын
NOW is the largest feminist organization in the United States and has been consistently fighting for including women in the draft for the better part of a century. They've spent countless hours and a significant sum of money trying to make this happen. The exclusion of women from the draft is rooted in patriarchy, as including them in the draft would have meant admitting they are qualified to serve various roles in the military. Historically speaking these roles were considered decent career options and paths to both social capital and financial independence. At the time, men did not want women to have either of these things, and as a result excluded them from the draft. I personally am split on the issue for a few reasons: 1) The draft should really just be repealed for everyone at this stage. In the US at least, it is a silly moot concept. People like to make a big deal about it, but the truth is that in the 250 year history of the United States, the chance of a man being drafted has been 0% for all but like 8 years. Even then the chance was usually under 1% (during 3 years in WWII it went up significantly, but the chance of being drafted, seeing combat, and dying/being injured in combat was still under 1%). Now with the advent of nuclear weapons this is no longer a realistic consideration. It mainly just functions as a talking point for political pundits. 2) I would want to see significant analysis and by potential reform of the military itself before advocating for en masse female inclusion. In other words, if the realistic intention is to draft women & men at relatively equal numbers then you'd better take proactive steps right now to ensure that women are treated fairly and equally once they are drafted. There better be adequate facilities to accommodate them, they better be fully represent in the leadership structure, and they must have the necessary institutional protections to prevent discrimination. The worst thing would be to set up a legal framework to force women into an institution that oppresses them. This is essentially what happened to African American men initially.
@wonderflounium
Жыл бұрын
@@yessum15 read my other comment on this post.
@yessum15
Жыл бұрын
@@wonderflounium I read it before posting. Not disagreeing with you, just adding to your comment. Although I do think your OP is phrased in a misleading way.
@Lowy7
Жыл бұрын
*guy in wheelchair with no legs pulls up “Im disabled” “Ok sir but your gonna have to prove it”
@sonic1019
Жыл бұрын
Easy fix jump out the wheelchair
@-Me_
Жыл бұрын
Lol you deserve a STANDING ovation for this joke
@st-gg4448
Жыл бұрын
I can't stand these types of jokes. And neither can he
@twistedvtuber9894
Жыл бұрын
"I'm your dirty little vegetable"
@alaron5698
Жыл бұрын
"Sure thing, my certificate is on the wall over there" * points to "Live, Laugh, Love" poster *
@aegir5198
Жыл бұрын
as one wise man said "Equality, until it's time to shovel the snow".
@annalisasteinnes
Жыл бұрын
And she does.
@roboteen
Жыл бұрын
@@annalisasteinnes but she actually doesnt. The vast majority of damgerous, dirty, and more strength related jobs are filled by men.
@annalisasteinnes
Жыл бұрын
@@roboteen I was really just referring to shoveling snow outside your own house. Not paid labor. And thanks to all the people who do those jobs you mentioned, whatever body parts they have.
@mrsunderstood8141
Жыл бұрын
My dad says that's what he had kids for
@immortalexistence
Жыл бұрын
@@annalisasteinnes I think he is talking about war trenches
@Jon_Fury
11 ай бұрын
This aged like a fine wine
@freddytheshadowninja
10 ай бұрын
After two weeks? Dafuq you mean?
@freddytheshadowninja
10 ай бұрын
@@nesmun 90% of the content on this site is over 3 years old though. 8 months fly by.
@Narding5566
Жыл бұрын
prove it... **Husband kneels at the drafting officer**
@Puggos702-cf7gc
Жыл бұрын
"hey are you a Feminist?" "Yes, why?" "Cool you're drafted now" "Fuck." Edit: cheese
@zsomborszigeti6797
Жыл бұрын
Actually a bill that made women eligible to get drafted was very close to passing in congress
@evanelzinga282
Жыл бұрын
@@zsomborszigeti6797and yet for some reason it didn’t
@martinezseymore3007
Жыл бұрын
@@evanelzinga282all feminists whined and i i believe called it sexist
@evanelzinga282
Жыл бұрын
@@martinezseymore3007 ah what’s more sexists than equal treatment
@martinezseymore3007
Жыл бұрын
@@evanelzinga282 no it’s more like whats more sexist than not giving women what they want without any consequences for what they do
@notdelusionalcowboysfan
Жыл бұрын
“Prove it” Husband: heyyy gurlll why u gotta make me proove ittt, now go slay the day away 💅
@lordpeonix
Жыл бұрын
Dog you might need to go outside
@mfdoomx1
Жыл бұрын
@@lordpeonixye
@cicadetta
Жыл бұрын
mm yes totally how gay people speak
@UraniumWolfy
Жыл бұрын
He's definitely getting put in the Navy
@Koi_Swirl
Жыл бұрын
@@lordpeonix No, you.
@stephenh.8336
7 ай бұрын
"Are you gay?" "Yes" "Prove it" "Bro, im married to a feminist" "Okay, that's pretty gay"
@Lore98897
7 ай бұрын
Oh that's a good one 😂
@Zinyak12345
Жыл бұрын
I'm not gay but dodging an immoral draft is dodging an immoral draft
@boneybaron2508
Жыл бұрын
May I ask why you think the draft is immoral? They are only used in active war times when numbers get low and while it would be a violation of liberty to force someone into the military its better to have a few of society's best lose their liberty and lives in war than everyone be subject to an enemy regime where concepts like equal rights and liberty don't exist
@finnl6887
Жыл бұрын
"For a thousand bucks a night, or avoiding becoming cannon fodder, everything is negotiable"
@gamergodofjustice
Жыл бұрын
Everyone is gay for the right price.
@eradict
Жыл бұрын
I can feel the morality coming inside of me
@lucaluca111
Жыл бұрын
This comment will be use against you man, so if any recruiter is reading this I'm gay and not a feminist
@CupCuppington
Жыл бұрын
“we want equality for women!” sailors and soldiers who purposely spare the women/save the women first: WEEEELLLLPP edit: putting this here so no one gets mad at me, I AM A WOMAN
@Moga4life
Жыл бұрын
That's what I thought that men were just trying to protect them
@plantgang9257
Жыл бұрын
I mean I get your point and I agree with you, but when they say they want equality that means they want to do the same things as men that they can already do. Of course most of the women saying these things are hypocrites, so your argument is fair enough.
@CupCuppington
Жыл бұрын
@@plantgang9257 Lmao i’m a woman
@history-jovian
Жыл бұрын
@@plantgang9257 for equal right you have to fight equally too. That is how the rules go mate
@needlespoon4734
Жыл бұрын
@@CupCuppingtonprove it
@Emily-qr3tz
Жыл бұрын
I mean i would call myself a feminist and I 100% believe women should be drafted too if men are. It’s about equality not “bow down to women”.
@Emily-qr3tz
Жыл бұрын
@@icedqq i agree but my point was more “if it does have to happen to men then it should also have to happen to women” society is too broken to jump straight to best solutions we have to do baby steps
@abdullahimran4624
Жыл бұрын
Maybe equality doesn’t mean “you are exactly the same” maybe it means “you all have your own value that you bring and we need both”…
@daralenoach
Жыл бұрын
@@abdullahimran4624 exactly
@takimicha7291
Жыл бұрын
dear god, a feminist with a brain in their head? thought you folks went extinct!
@nosoi-_-7575
Жыл бұрын
@@Emily-qr3tz i wish that was how all feminists were in usa because this was a culture shock for me since in my country a feminist is a person who fights for equal rights but in usa most of the people who call themselves feminist are like enslave men, kill all men.
@xdecimal6470
5 ай бұрын
As a famous man once said: “ gender equality until it’s time to shovel the snow”
@limbo576
Жыл бұрын
That recruiter is sadistic 💀
@zeusmight69r22
Жыл бұрын
"Prove it" "Alright then, toot that ass up"
@After-all-this
Жыл бұрын
I heard this somewhere in the hub i swear.
@aviationismylife6814
Жыл бұрын
@@After-all-this haha Davis
@toastedmuffin315
Жыл бұрын
Recruiter:-so You aren't a feminist Her:-Yeah Recruiter:-prove it Her:-How? Recruiters:-make me a sandwich Edit: thanks for the 1k likes everyone
@The_joker842
Жыл бұрын
Lol true
@pelummy01
Жыл бұрын
😂
@hoifzf
Жыл бұрын
that got me bro 🤣
@nessmagalal7049
Жыл бұрын
Her: sorry I only submit to my husband 🤷
@fnm249sawtoo
Жыл бұрын
@@nessmagalal7049so you're a feminist then?
@exdestroyer9818
10 ай бұрын
“Prove it” “Get it out then Daddy” *drops to knees*
@magolord2820
Жыл бұрын
As a bi man, I see this as an absolute win
@damo8896
Жыл бұрын
Gross
@arzen1011
Жыл бұрын
nah, bisexual men do not exist, you either eat dick or you don't 💀💀💀
@Adamcito.
Жыл бұрын
Yeeeeah totally agree
@damo8896
Жыл бұрын
@Some Austrian Painter special salute for u sir
@homoerectus6953
Жыл бұрын
whore of Babylon.lol
@Im0nlyHuman
Жыл бұрын
I’m a straight guy, but not a feminist. What’s gonna happen to me? 😭😭😭
@dallonpainter2674
Жыл бұрын
Instant draft
@zer0theultimate
Жыл бұрын
Drafted
@lunatick5459
Жыл бұрын
Finna be at the top of the list 😂
@bobtehdinosaur
Жыл бұрын
Drafted & shafted
@alexanderamayahernandez3912
Жыл бұрын
Fortunate son intensifies Welcome to the corn fields
@hannahgendron7094
Жыл бұрын
I don't think I've met a feminist who believes men should be drafted either
@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195
Жыл бұрын
you’re right we don’t cause war is a terrible thing. but it didnt stop us from joining it before
@bbailey3055
Жыл бұрын
Yup.
@laila5946
Жыл бұрын
Let's send the bees to fight the wars.
@finnl6887
Жыл бұрын
I've met a couple. Flat out advocated for it actually. They're rare, but they exist
@hannahgendron7094
Жыл бұрын
@@laila5946 the idea is that if you can't convince enough people that a war is worth fighting, you shouldn't be going to war
@JustinSloan-ss1yf
Ай бұрын
“Prove it” had me DYING 💀💀💀
@I_Rove_Rice
Жыл бұрын
“There are two things women will always need men for: our semen and our jokes.” Eric Cartman
@rene3759
Жыл бұрын
Semen you don't need all men nor do they need to be living you can freeze that and use invitro fertilisation. Also they are looking into reproduction by using women's bone marrow only. It'll take some time. But human beings have been making great biotechnology progress. Also women are great actresses, pretending to find men funny is girl 101 class.
@braindrain1787
Жыл бұрын
@@rene3759 damn Karen that’s fascinating but I don’t recall anyone asking
@JohnDoe-pc3uk
Жыл бұрын
@@rene3759 Ironically, in making such a dry and snooze-inducing comment, you further imply that women aren't funny.
@lucasemanuel5146
Жыл бұрын
@@rene3759 i would agree with you but then there would be two idiots here, please illuminate me with your infinite wisdom FREEZE WHAT KAREN? And from where u think that thing came?
@Decliningsyndrome
Жыл бұрын
That supply of seamen will run out eventually without any men in the world
@eondrache7786
Жыл бұрын
Women should have had to join the draft a long ass time ago.
@bbailey3055
Жыл бұрын
The draft shouldn’t of been a thing a long time ago
@mkg2124
Жыл бұрын
Both of you are right
@eradict
Жыл бұрын
@@bbailey3055 Mhmm.
@mkg2124
Жыл бұрын
@Raspian Kiado wtf does this comment even mean
@howdareyou720
Жыл бұрын
well it's a clear meaning tbh
@dewaunwarren1
Жыл бұрын
Plots Twist: they're both getting drafted he's just messing with them.
@batboy555
Жыл бұрын
Uncle Sam has your ass now.
@yoellopez82
Жыл бұрын
Brutal😅
@houstonsmitherman6888
2 ай бұрын
The violin when he said prove it at the end killed me lol
@DocFeelGood4
Жыл бұрын
Draft eligibility was the biggest argument against women being allowed to vote. The argument being, “why should you have a say in determining the person that has the power to doom us to war, if you can’t be forced to then fight in that war.”? It’s a sound argument.
@echo8933
Жыл бұрын
sound until you realize the same people deciding the law about drafting are the ones deciding if women get to vote. Women weren't the ones to make the rules about the draft. Plus they were a huge help during WWII
@reneeboyd80
Жыл бұрын
@Echo Right, I don't get how people don't understand that. The educational system in america is trash.
@godessnerd
Жыл бұрын
Except MEN were deciding to keep women out of the military,like do research first please
@thealmightybucket5930
Жыл бұрын
the feminism leaving my body when it comes to sacrificing myself for a country that doesn’t care about me 💃🕺👯♀️🧚🏻♀️✨
@makibee2570
Жыл бұрын
No see it's easy. Just be FOR feminism and AGAINST the draft entirely for everyone. Simple
@vcvcvc9216
Жыл бұрын
@@makibee2570 yup, I want everyone to have equal rights, drafts are inhumane, doesn't matter the sex or gender.
@thealmightybucket5930
Жыл бұрын
@@makibee2570 yeah i know lol, i was just joking around
@trunky37
Жыл бұрын
Well ofc you would, feminist only care about themselves. Men fight to protect their loved ones, men realise that in a world war situation (which it is in this short), even if their country is not in a immediate danger, it will soon be if an ennemy with a dangerous ideology is gaining more power and territory, that's why american men stormed normandy.
@redacted461
Жыл бұрын
The government doesn't care about anyone yet men are forced to fight and die on behalf of the elites. Typical dumb feminist take
@deviantsid18
Жыл бұрын
Prove it , followed by the music killed me
@walmartbargainbin
Жыл бұрын
speaking of the music, does anyone know what song it is?
@stevenlefferts7591
Жыл бұрын
@@walmartbargainbinI think I saw someone call it the red shirt theme
@goddamnit
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact! The Turkish military required extremely detailed and closeup proof if you claimed to be gay to avoid the mandatory military service (and no, only pictures or videos of BOTTOMING counted)
@adisappointedfbiagent449
Жыл бұрын
“Are you gay?” “Yes! “Then I’m going to have to transfer you to our Navy recruitment officer.”
@dragonsword7370
Жыл бұрын
Navy Recruiter - "Why Hey ther future sailor! Welcome to the prolapse club!"
@adwhoodie
Жыл бұрын
1 year of good quality sketches, luv you man ❤️
@sanchezzz69420
Жыл бұрын
I loved that time a woman said angrily "I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR!!! 😡"
@Neko_jita
10 ай бұрын
Bro finna do that Gawk Gawk 3000
@dave4172
Жыл бұрын
Al is the only KZitemr that can put the comedy and funny tag on every video
@mel2120
Жыл бұрын
I think women should definitely be drafted. I think it’s so stupid when other women who claim to want equal rights are hypocritical like this.
@yuji165
Жыл бұрын
They need to get past bootcamp first, oh wait; they can't and won't.
@mel2120
Жыл бұрын
@@yuji165 that’s sexist as hell, there are already women in the military you know? Yeah some women are hypocrites and won’t want too but that doesn’t mean you can justify spewing your bullshit. Why are you trying to pick a fight with me? In 2021, women made up 17.3% of the active-duty force, totaling 231,741 members; and 21.4% of the National Guard and reserves at 171,000 members. The year before, women made up 17.2% of the active-duty force and 21.1% of the Guard and reserve. The amount of women voluntarily joining has consistently been rising since we have been allowed to do so. So what is your problem? Did your mommy not love you enough?
@enni4802
Жыл бұрын
In my country every men has to go to military at least for half a year, and women can also go if they want to. The feminists are the ones who are suggesting that it would be good that all women would HAVE to go to military, not only voluntarily. My point is that it's really just minority of feminists who only want good for women, it's just really loud minority.
@mel2120
Жыл бұрын
@@enni4802 I agree that if men are required to participate in the military women should be required too. In my country no one is forced to participate, it’s all voluntary. However I did say that if there was a draft, men and women alike should both be drafted. So I’m not sure what your comments purpose is, considering I never said anything that disagreed with your sentiment. I also never said anything about feminism, just that I believed in equal rights. I only clarify this bc I believe there are many women who use the term feminist to serve their own purpose, which quite often their purpose doesn’t seem to coincide with equal rights. Anyway, I do hope that we can both agree on this. Equal rights are necessary and should go both ways.
@cheekyftoro8962
Жыл бұрын
I want equality but equality begins in the home. Studies have shown even when women work outside of the home the same amount as men they do more the childcare and housework. So if one partner is off fighting for the country dosent it make sense to send the one that on average consistently shows they can't handel work household duties and childcare. Men are far more likely to divorce their spouse if they get seriously ill or injured where women tend to stay and lookafter their spouse. Having a strong support system in the home to provide care has been shown to decrese recovery time and have better overall recovery. It also mean less public resources are needed to care for an individual. Women are also far more likely to lookafter a family member in need so this frees up healthcare workers for the war effort. Eg if the grandparents are being cared for at home that's less nurses needed to look after them in a home that could instead be focused on healing soldiers. Women are on average already the primary carers of children single mothers mothers that are primary carers so they have support systems and networks in place to help each other out. Most mothers already have a network of other mothers that can help care for their children while they work extra hours to support the war effort and they inturn help them with their children. Fathers are less likely to have those pre existing networks and are less likely to be the primary or sole carers of offspring. I am all for women being drafted when men step up and prove they can handel everything at home. As a feminists I want equality but I don't see a war draft as equal when we still dont have equality in everyday life. When we ask 2 people compromise should we be asking the person that is getting less in the deal already to give 1st or the person that has more?
@MatthewSauceda
Жыл бұрын
Proud to have a feminist mom that actually believes in equality and would go to war if women were drafted, none of that double standards bs
@austinm3377
Жыл бұрын
Equal? So you were taught a lie
@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777
Жыл бұрын
Women and men aren't equal
@arandomsupra
Жыл бұрын
You need a dictionary. In fact you have one in your hands right now.
@yung_maryoda
Жыл бұрын
@@austinm3377 what? Feminism was created to protect women, and men rights? Feminism was created so that both genders are equal, not so that one exceeds the other.
@destr0yer462
10 ай бұрын
W mom
@robotpirate9807
10 ай бұрын
“Prove it.” “Come here big boy.”
@moist139
Жыл бұрын
Bro, everyone on earth is about to be drafted
@jnl7196
7 ай бұрын
I ain’t gay but draft evasion is draft evasion
@purexmadness3021
Жыл бұрын
Next time a woman tries to fight me I’ll ask her “do you believe in equality?” And if she says yes I’m going to do it
@Diane_666
Жыл бұрын
If you're not okay with compulsory army for men, then maybe fight against it? Create a better system? It's not feminists who created the army rules, so why is it our responsibility?
@PrayingPanda
4 ай бұрын
That lip twitch when he said "female comedian" was perfect. She knew where it was going and was powerless to stop it.
@BlueGameBoy1
Жыл бұрын
When the drafter asked "Prove it." How are you gonna prove it.☠️
@war_designer8763
Жыл бұрын
*unzips*
@kilitoro9838
Жыл бұрын
A true homie always helps his homies in any way.
@SaltSeagull
Жыл бұрын
Equal rights equal fights
@siema14123
4 ай бұрын
I treat women who say they dont need no man like kids who say they dont need their parents. They both realize the truth too late
@Tanzo_Adzuki
Жыл бұрын
“Yes” “Prove it” *5 years later* “And that’s how I met your father”
@colonelyogurt08816
Жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy hasn't been cancelled yet because he doesn't give enough shits to be affected
@Baracurava
Жыл бұрын
Goddamn, first my uncle, now the drafter
@Burkery373
4 ай бұрын
bro could legit be an actor
@khl2445
Жыл бұрын
actually good writting and acting props man, you get my snobby approval
@LokiViben
Жыл бұрын
As soon as he said are you gay I new where it was going 😂😂
@treedoor
Жыл бұрын
So many men have died attempting the TikTok challenge "Don't eat food until you laugh at a woman comedian"
@PeterParker-yd3sb
10 ай бұрын
“Female comedian? That’s an oxymoron isnt it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@foxknifefynn6865
Жыл бұрын
"prove it" *pulls pants down*
@Paytri0t
Жыл бұрын
Women should absolutely be drafted Equal rights equal fights
@justbg
Жыл бұрын
Bruh they fought to go to war. This was something they made happen. Starting in WW1 they protested and fought to be able to join the men in fighting for their country. Since WW2 there hasn't been a mandatory draft whether for men or for women.
@rugalbernstein5913
Жыл бұрын
@@justbgthey protested and fought to join the men? Is that why the white feather movement happened?
@JamesDaniel-xw4sm
Жыл бұрын
@justbg Wrong, Women did not "fight" but served for logistics and medics for the wounded. Never saw a picture of a Women in the trenches of WW1. Your also forgetting the draft during the Korean and Vietnam War. Women were only just allowed to serve in combat roles since like 2015.
@tezismith8795
Жыл бұрын
or maybe: nobody should be drafted, because drafting is inherently restricting one's freedoms?
@rugalbernstein5913
Жыл бұрын
@@tezismith8795 gotta start somewhere if gender equality's going to reach that front. People have been trying to get it abolished for years to no avail, and the closest we would've come to getting it done would've been in removing the gendered language of the selective service so that everyone would've been applicable within age group, which would then naturally have led to outrage, one way or the other, over women being included in that, which would have forced a total abolition of the draft for everyone if they wanted to disallow it for women again because of the non-gendered language change. ...only problem is that some idiotic conservative politicians started a 'don't draft our daughters' campaign and got the bill to fail the vote. It's never treated as a concern of being anti-freedom until it affects women, and that goes for a lot of issues men face.
@grandmasteryogurt8108
Жыл бұрын
We definitely need a part 2 😂
@TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil
10 ай бұрын
I had a really close relationship with a woman once. Let's just say, it ended poorly. We spent a decade not talking, but I thought about her a lot and wanted her in my life again. Not romantically or sexually, just there. I finally got it. The other day, she came at me with some feminist bullshit and I ended the relationship IMMEDIATELY. Eff all that shit.
@donny6775
Жыл бұрын
The worst part is when they draft prior service members back from retirement. Fuck, that's gonna be one hell of a mess.
@theaboveaveragejoeshow8425
Жыл бұрын
Thats if your IRR (inactive ready reserve) time hasn’t ended yet. Mine ended in like 2020 or 2021. I cant be drafted.
@ben11628
Жыл бұрын
@@theaboveaveragejoeshow8425 but you can
@NightmareSR
Жыл бұрын
“Prove it” Well either way he’s gonna be getting loads shot at him.
@WHATISF3AR
Жыл бұрын
Draft the toxic feminists first😂
@dintertainment3738
10 ай бұрын
the reason men do the fighting is the difference between what happens if a male and female get captured
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