Fine young Java developer
(Verse 1)
Dev team spread across the globe so wide,
Engineers from Russia, testers from India's side,
German requirements - strict - made code precise,
Scheduling meetings - a headache, cultures came at a price.
2pm each day, sweet spot they found,
Sometimes remote, sometimes gathered ‘round,
The company dreamed of global fame,
But low pay made it hard to retain the game.
(Chorus)
Oh, Litia, from a small island she came,
Fine young java dev, coding’s her game,
Integrated well, but cultures did clash,
Tale of secrets and a delicious stash.
(Verse 2)
Litia joined, passed their assessment with grace,
Three months in, with the devs she found her place,
But a review a manager's scream made her eyes cry,
This unjust criticism clashed, a tearful sigh.
Later she fought over code, indenting and lines,
Other developer next day vanished, lost in the signs,
Tiny aliens maybe or so the team thought,
Till Litia's secret deep in the earth was caught.
(Chorus)
Oh, Litia, from Fiji she came,
Fine young java dev, coding’s her game,
Integrated well, but cultures did clash,
Tale of secrets and a delicious stash.
(Bridge)
In the retro, the truth unveiled,
Under Vegas, her foodie confession hailed,
Remaining bodies in parking lot's ground,
The devs were in shock, but no alarm did sound.
Coach started with why their boss was not the first to pass,
To this Litia replied with a grin:
“I eat leaders last,”
She was allowed to stay, but from the retro a new task,
Don’t munch on PL-SQL; they can’t be easily recast.
(Chorus)
Oh, Litia, from some caves on Fiji she came,
Fine young java dev, coding’s her game,
Integrated well, but cultures did clash,
Tale of secrets and a delicious stash.
(Outro)
The company now richer with more cultures anew,
Litchees tale of mystery, both dark and some not untrue,
In the world of code, sometimes she brings food,
Litchees legacy will last, her contract just renewed.
(Final Chorus)
Oh, Litia, from Naihehe Caves Fiji she came,
Fine young java dev, coding’s her game,
Integrated well, but cultures did clash,
Tale of secrets and a delicious stash.
Oh, Litia
To the dev team spread around the globe and cultures so different: Surbhi, Soumya, Roman, Utkarsh, Alexey, Evgeniia, and Joachim.
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