Hahaha I love the end of the dictation “they were sent to recovery room in stable condition” hahaha even if they’re a train wreck
@masternobody1896
2 жыл бұрын
I just do surgery 24h until I die XOXO
@robinharding9919
2 жыл бұрын
“Patient arrived 50/palp with cold extremities and no measurable urine output throughout 9 hour case, pulse 150’’
@KafkameetsPlath
2 жыл бұрын
Yup!!!
@sp1cychick3n
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is true
@amillar7
Жыл бұрын
I had to watch four times to catch that.
@Bluehoshiflower
2 жыл бұрын
"Yeah" - shakes head in denial.
@cathipalmer8217
2 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it.
@thesmiffable
2 жыл бұрын
@@cathipalmer8217 same
@ConstantlyDamaged
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: while it is common that shake means no and nod means yes (in all English speaking nations and many not), some places actually have the reverse.
@Bluehoshiflower
2 жыл бұрын
@@ConstantlyDamaged Oh, yes, you are right. So interesting! Love cultural diversity.
@HazeLmao
2 жыл бұрын
@@ConstantlyDamaged this is also an example of incongruent body language. Often seen in interrogations when people aren’t being truthful and are mentally fatigued.
@ada5851
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he's literally mumbling nonsense in between the barely-audible words.
@StuninRub
2 жыл бұрын
It's the verbal version of a doctor's handwriting.
@jesuswept5863
2 жыл бұрын
@@StuninRub So accurate!! 🤣🤣🤣
@amalysweet18
2 жыл бұрын
🤣I thought he was going to tell the student that he has to write it all from the audio
@lanianzivino5731
2 жыл бұрын
As a medical transcriptionist for 20 years, I can attest this is 💯 accurate.
@HummingbirdCyborg
2 жыл бұрын
I hope in this case, you'd include "Hi, I'm the new med student right in the middle of the report."
@crywhit4619
2 жыл бұрын
"Asking you questions you have no way of knowing the answer to, you ready?" "Yeah" "What did I have for breakfast?"
@theexplainer1576
2 жыл бұрын
You had 2-50 grams of sodium chloride 100-1000 calories, estimated 572 calories And Varying amounts of liquid
@moontalkermoontalker2369
Жыл бұрын
😅🤣😂
@constancebashford2324
Жыл бұрын
@@theexplainer1576 wrong, skipped breakfast
@emilyrodriguez8009
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰
@yoshi6421
Жыл бұрын
@@constancebashford2324 Expect my deceit!
@teslaromans1023
2 жыл бұрын
Omg you NAILED the surgeon mumbling the resume of the surgery. The little inflection at the end, top notch
@LadyRad2000
2 жыл бұрын
Look at the general surgeon trying to pretend like he’s a neurosurgeon!😂😂😂
@yehhshhs
7 ай бұрын
exactly he is such a noob like pretending to be all important when he is actually just a nab,,,, bow down to the neurosurgeon betches
@darkh0st
2 жыл бұрын
“…I’ll be entertaining myself by asking you questions you won’t know the answers to…” That hurt my pride.
@JaesarDunaGella
2 жыл бұрын
So… first day of vacation? (According to neurosurgery)
@berrieds
2 жыл бұрын
So much more demeaning than a vacation, sadly😩
@venesameses284
Жыл бұрын
That's what I was just thinking. I just saw the Neurosurgery one..... lol😅
@30pranaypawar17
Жыл бұрын
"i swear if i see you performing a physical reflex exam with a stethoscope i will beat you to death with it." 🤣
@princessbrig
2 жыл бұрын
Lolol as someone who transcribed dozens of general surgery dictations a week this is accurate 🤣
@TheSillyCanadian1
2 жыл бұрын
As a transcriptionist that dictation feels painfully accurate
@missmoon6204
Жыл бұрын
Ikr? It's like a doctor's handwriting, but verbally.
@killiansirishbeer
Жыл бұрын
@@missmoon6204 😂
@rusinoe8364
10 ай бұрын
We use Dragon now, haven't seen anyone dictate.
@janeenschultz8502
7 ай бұрын
I used to work for a transcription and captioning company called Rev. His diction was akin to what I came across except make it three people at the same time.
@TheSillyCanadian1
7 ай бұрын
@@rusinoe8364 Dragon is great as long as you can train it and can use it in a quiet environment. Dictation is still happening in a lot of hospital settings.
@Mercyforthewicked
2 жыл бұрын
im gonna start saying END OF DICTATION when im done speaking
@JW-ws4op
2 жыл бұрын
While you're at it, slip in some "full stop"s and "next paragraph"s as well.
@Lucky9_9
2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the "period" and for extra flavor sprinkle in a few "ellipses".
@veronicanavarrete5690
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@smsmsmsmsmsm
2 жыл бұрын
I love this idea sksksksk
@smsmsmsmsmsm
2 жыл бұрын
@@JW-ws4op 😭😭😭
@obviousbear1289
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he's shaking his head while saying "yeah"
@justinandroxide
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I legit was instructed to open and close the door several times a day during my surgery rotation
@CH-cn8tk
Жыл бұрын
Aren't you supposed to open the doors so the surgeons can keep themselves sterile? Or does it not have anything to do with that?
@dylancooper787
10 ай бұрын
Most people just use their backside to open the door if they're sterile, assuming it's not an automatic. In my experience, the door opening is so the gurney carrying the patient doesn't have to stop and wait at every closed door.
@KennTollens
2 жыл бұрын
"..end of dictation!" That was the most important part, it had to be slow and clear.
@leonle9557
2 жыл бұрын
All of your videos are convincing me that I was right to go against my Asian parent wish of me becoming a doctor. Thank you sir.
@christansdad
3 ай бұрын
What kind of lawyer are you or what is your engineering specialty?
@KristenRowenPliske
2 жыл бұрын
That’s really what doctors sound like when they’re dictating. I don’t know how transcription understands them.
@donerzombie1349
2 жыл бұрын
Just like when they sign anything😂
@fbaiwi16
2 жыл бұрын
Your rewind button becomes your best friend- trust me I know😭😭😭😭
@shiro5929
2 жыл бұрын
What are they dictating? I asked a relative who's a surgeon but she said that they don't do that, so is this particular to USA or something?
@eniscoworldheritagesite
2 жыл бұрын
@@shiro5929 I'm guessing a summary of the surgery, I've seen radiologist dictate diagnoses like that too
@hyperghoul
2 жыл бұрын
@@shiro5929 mostly in teaching hospital
@thomasjohannesen1003
2 жыл бұрын
"if I have to open doors myself, people die"
@hvymtal8566
Жыл бұрын
There's a hint of truth to this The Surgeon's gown and gloves are part of the sterile field. They should not be touching non-sterile objects. Theoretically, you can't even elbow the button. The door *has* to be opened for them
@davidwatkins8016
9 ай бұрын
Does that apply to the bathroom stall as well?
@parkguard2
2 жыл бұрын
Surgeon works a 23h day: That was a short day.
@DumSpiroSperoYHWH
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 solid Gold
@lorifrederick2367
2 жыл бұрын
As a medical transcriptions (for many years) I already have your dictation transcribed, and ready for your electronic signature (I'm a female Jonathan)!
@skwabo
Жыл бұрын
Giovanna! It means "God has given" - and then you transcribe...😂
@tamipalin8171
Жыл бұрын
As a medical transcriptionist, I sooooo recognize this level of clarity when dictating!!
@LadyJ_88
2 жыл бұрын
My mom was a medical transcriptionist for many years & she absolutely loved this
@sarahhaseena
2 жыл бұрын
I'm studying to be an MOA and it pains me to know how accurate the mumbley dictation is :")
@kylkim93
2 жыл бұрын
I've worked in transcribing for a year or so, and one of the weird outcomes is you learn to understand the mumbling. Good luck!
@sarahhaseena
2 жыл бұрын
@@kylkim93 good to know haha, and thank you very much! :)
@janedoex1398
2 жыл бұрын
You will get hearing skills better than a bat, I promise. Just like Pharmacy get's used to the bad handwriting. Just be a bit patient and train in the frequenzies humans are not supposed to hear. Like listening to whale and bat noises. I hope this helps. ( Probably not) ANYWAYS..... Good luck .....🥺 (I did a practise job ,sorting patient's paperwork aka surgery and lab papers etc. to be sent to a specific area and prepared for scanning , while 2 women were typing the recordings in the background.....So I heard the struggle...)
@sarahhaseena
2 жыл бұрын
@@janedoex1398 it IS helpful, and I appreciate that you took the time out to write a reply :) thanks very much, and yes I imagine I'll have some superhuman hearing in due time 😂😁
@Variety_Pack
2 жыл бұрын
They dictate like they write
@joshuamasila3427
Жыл бұрын
" I'll be entertaining myself by asking you questions that there is no way you could ever know answers to...." quite a mouthful of demoralization.
@pengwencats
Жыл бұрын
I still remember the behavior of the surgeon I assisted as a nursing student, he was nice and we talked about science and physics law during surgery.
@saga2964
Жыл бұрын
Love ur humor! (The way he pointedly looks at the student and continues, the way he's totally bloated with self-importance, "If I have to open doors myself people die...") 🤣
@isaiahunderwood8441
Жыл бұрын
Bro is single-handedly scaring me away from med school 🙃
@tacitozetticci9308
9 ай бұрын
I guess managing to handle the scare is a first dim sign you might survive the career 👍
@DeepMysterio
2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what had happened with me during my first ever surgery rotation all those years ago...🤣🤣🤣 Now when I relive those moments, I guess it was freaking hilarious 🤣
@FacundoMD
2 жыл бұрын
Jajajaj YES !!! So Funny ! ER doc here ! Thank God for the dragon dictation i would not be able to see 20 patient per shift without it !!! I am early ! :) STAY SAFE ALL !!!! 🚑👍🗽🙌
@grumbles
2 жыл бұрын
No Jonathan? Btw in a hospital I worked in, every department started getting scribes and/or Dragon. This one old-school cardiologist was opposed to all that, and put a sign on his door that said "This isn't Medieval Times. No dragons, no scribes."
@FacundoMD
2 жыл бұрын
@@grumbles Jajaja Actually since you mentioned. When We work in the Critical Care ER (Extremely sick patients) we do have a Jonathan. That way our focus in on patient care. Also if we work the Fast Track (Meaning easy and LOTS of patients we may also have one. I will see if I can make my own little video with my Jonathan (:
@janelliot5643
9 ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever met a line that more brilliantly captures the mentality of the egomaniac. "If I have to open doors myself, people die." Kudos to you, Dr glaukonflecken
@Nanitamochi
2 жыл бұрын
How is this guys so good at acting???? He could make a whole netflix series of ER drama with all the characters being him and it’d still feel like it’s several different ppl
@aliyaha9662
Жыл бұрын
You’re grunts. Nobodies. Bottom of the surgical food chain. Bailey knew what she was talking about 😂
@PatrickNorris10
2 жыл бұрын
Seeing a human do that dictation at those speeds is truly something to behold
@GitSumGaming
Жыл бұрын
This is like when you try to read their writing and it’s just a picture of mountains
@kimberlycollins3461
2 жыл бұрын
Lol fabulous touch when y’all say “yes” at the end while shaking your head “no.” Lol ps, in the medical field, this is so hilariously and sadly true. Ty for the laughter! I needed it!
@jimgoydos1049
Жыл бұрын
As a surgeon I can attest to the accuracy of this entire video.
@heatherbryson3776
Жыл бұрын
As a Medical Transcriptionist, this made me crack up! 😂😂😂
@jonathanvallejo9909
2 жыл бұрын
Men I’m glad I discovered these videos…makes my day everyday
@2terrapinturd
Жыл бұрын
The way you said “ end of dictation “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@learningwithlanden
2 жыл бұрын
As a hopeful future general surgeon, I can’t wait to mutter endlessly into the backside of a computer mouse, JK 😂
@yay10101010
2 жыл бұрын
I read this as "when I become a general surgeon" good luck! Don't give up!!!
@learningwithlanden
2 жыл бұрын
@@yay10101010 Thank you! The journey is just beginning, but support is much appreciated
@LuisXGP
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't look like a computer mouse, still strange device
@learningwithlanden
2 жыл бұрын
@@LuisXGP haha, yeah
@patrick815
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha damn it, you did it again. I'm laughing my ass off with the last shot
@leonardolemos7542
9 ай бұрын
....ready? "Yeah." Ooh, wrong already, I like that.
@marasmusshowdown8638
2 жыл бұрын
I dont know how true this is for many new doctors but I think its actually a good way to adapt to a new department start from slow and asking question they really don't know because after a while those questions will stick with them for a long time. I mean I know what most things are from experience I much rather forget.
@mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311
Жыл бұрын
So beautifully observed ! The querulous expression, the background of murmured dictation continuing uninterrupted, and the "gives no f4cks" patronising. Truly, I can say as a Brit, what we share with America is greater than what divides us!😄
@h.3994
Жыл бұрын
I've been watching a lot of ER lately so these are more funny than usual
@edwardurbin6983
2 жыл бұрын
“I’ll be entertaining myself by asking you questions there’s no way you’ll know the answer to.” Brutal 😂
@hedleypanama
2 жыл бұрын
"He is on vacation" The neurosurgeon
@saydeesaydee2847
2 жыл бұрын
Man every video of his is right on point
@PhoenixRoseYT
2 жыл бұрын
My professors have started giving us (MS2) “fun” trivia that we’ll be pimped on 😬
@HeartFarts
Жыл бұрын
The mumbling is too real omg 😂
@CheltzyBunny
Жыл бұрын
At least he was upfront and honest 😅
@lo0katmyn4me
Жыл бұрын
My mom worked for decades as a medical transcriptionist, and honestly hearing that dictation sent me back!
@waterunderthebridge7950
2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps all surgeons get visited by the mumble rap fairy on the eve of their first day in office
@Haus4486
Жыл бұрын
At the end I love the way the med student says yes, but shakes his head no.
@pauldegregorio6432
2 жыл бұрын
Funny, I don’t think I ever had a truly malignant attending in all my training. Some senior residents were frightening but for the most part when they like you and think you are remotely interested and competent things work out pretty well!😀
@laurenwheeler4819
2 жыл бұрын
Really captured the immediate dehumanization. Could also add the "rotation-issued Foley cath" since you aren't allowed to leave to go to the bathroom either.
@lotsofstuff9645
Жыл бұрын
The end where you say “yeah” but shake your head as if to say “no” is exactly my first day of any job I have ever had. Your mouth says you understand but internally you have no idea what’s going on
@docfuturesoul
2 жыл бұрын
I actually saw this personally. A medical student taking 5 coffees to OT 😂😂😂
@Deba7777
2 жыл бұрын
Love the humming dictation, that's about right, LOL! And, "...asking you questions there's no way you'll know the answer to, are you ready?!?" He says "yah" as he shakes head no! LOLOLOLOL, I KNOW that's true!
@badmamjamma
2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos, but this one may be your best yet. 😂😂😂
@datosekhniashvili8716
Жыл бұрын
My respect for doctors is growing more and more. They are literally like superheroes.
@FlareFluff
Жыл бұрын
"yeah" harry said while shaking his head at dumbledore
@alfredomadrid601
9 ай бұрын
😂😂 “she was taken to recovery in stable condition shejshdjdhslsjsheh.. END OF ROTATION “ 😂😂
@imay7133
5 күн бұрын
Opening doors are really important, I truly appreciate it… what about sliding the patient using pat slides (not so common anymore)
@mandibailey9104
2 жыл бұрын
STOP 🤣🤣🤣 you're too on point
@erinbanana22
2 жыл бұрын
Shaking his head no while answering yes is my favorite part of this 😂💗
@driftawaywithray
Жыл бұрын
Why are you so amazing at these!?!
@maximutatro3176
2 жыл бұрын
Shaking his head while sayong “yeah” is my general attitude towards life and being alive
@juliannemccarthy8705
Жыл бұрын
I was a spine implant rep and I’m laughing hard at how accurate this is 😂😅. The light-speed mumble dictation. The pop quizzes in the OR in an attempt to appease the sadist in them. The neurosurgical God complex. Haha, it’s all there 😆! Still, I do miss that job.
@BijuuMiku
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha Love it! I’m a nurse and Yes! That is exactly how they sound!! 👏👏🤣😂😂🤣
@softraga7049
Жыл бұрын
Student yes yes i am ready and nodding head sideways 🤣🤣🤣 that is f..d up 😂
@Bodinie
9 ай бұрын
This is way too accurate...😂
@Caroline1261
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me laugh so much, you're brilliant!
@CheBa.
2 жыл бұрын
I learnt something new today Doctor's not only handwriting but also speech is incomprehensible by normal humans.
@cody555903
Жыл бұрын
"... then the decision was made..." lol classic
@sashmendis8432
Жыл бұрын
Omg I hardly ever comment your short literally made me crack up so good 😂
@123Chocula.
Жыл бұрын
This is so spot on!😂
@bobbi-jochoudhury2467
Жыл бұрын
I just love watching your videos 😂 you are spotttttt on!
@EternalYorkieMom
2 жыл бұрын
That progression is how I felt when I was a research assistant. So. Much. Printing.
@craigsrck4382
Жыл бұрын
This channel is so bloody accurate
@bianca_1005
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha that's SO on point! 🤣
@johndaltrocanto
3 ай бұрын
Oh my god I have ptsd from being asked surgical questions I couldn’t possibly know the answer to in front of a whole OR
@shnarf-fb2fy
2 жыл бұрын
"And then an incision was made huzhamuzshamuzsha--"
@SZia-mm1ci
2 жыл бұрын
Doing my rotation in General Surgery as an intern and this is so spot on!
@blueladybug4767
Жыл бұрын
I'm not in the medical field but these are hilarious.
@ashleyjester2695
Жыл бұрын
This is going to sound stupid, but i love the way he just says ok, it cracks me up
@ShorelyToastGaming
2 жыл бұрын
Dude you know it's good when he gets you to laugh about something that you have no understanding of.
@Sadames03
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo i love how u said that he would be given tasks even a child can perform them. So a child can do it but not the actual adult?😂
@King_Cyn
Жыл бұрын
"Are you ready" "Yeah" "That was the first question. You failed."
@pickle3346
Жыл бұрын
“You ready?” “Yeah” “Wrong answer.”
@rieleypretzer8078
2 жыл бұрын
I like to think he started asking the questions the med student couldn't answer with "are you ready"
@air.b3ar
2 жыл бұрын
At first I thought this was radiology but then I realized the light's in the room was on.
@lisasmith7474
Жыл бұрын
I love at the end and he says I'll entertain myself by asking you questions you have no way youl know the answers to. are you ready? he says yes , but he shakes his head no at same time.
@rjtrageser9884
4 күн бұрын
Dude my mom is a trauma surgeon and this is SO ACCURATE, the amount of times that I just find her in her office at obscene hours of the night doing barely intelligible dictations. When she isn't working 100 hour work weeks.
@GerardoGutierrezGonzalez
10 ай бұрын
"you'll be doing things an inanimate object can perform: like holding stuff and opening doors, keeping quiet"
@mildandmediocre5757
2 жыл бұрын
Not me getting ASMR from General Surgery mumbling lol
@KafkameetsPlath
2 жыл бұрын
Ahaha!!! The accuracy of that dictation 👌🏾 LOL
@oyekunbiadams8742
2 жыл бұрын
Gosh, it's the same EVERYWHERE! ARGHHH this gave me flashbacks.
@ryancornwell8563
2 жыл бұрын
I’m going into general surgery, I hope I make it past small child promotion
@truecarolinagirl89
Жыл бұрын
Be real nice to your surg tech when you start. We know most of the answers and will help you if we like you.
@brianhawthorne7603
Жыл бұрын
I love the med student‘s “Yeah” at the end while he shakes his head “No way, not at all.”
@lanianzivino5731
2 жыл бұрын
As a former medical transcriptionist, I feel this one so hard. 🤣
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