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I have a lot of respect for my 2LT. His first day he came up and asked a question and then said "yeah I have no idea what I'm doing." It felt good, he's not stuck up or thinks he knows everything.
@antonioscott953
5 жыл бұрын
Those are the badasses in training
@kristopherhilton8065
5 жыл бұрын
I was a lcpl when I had a major walk up to me on a range and just start bullshitting and ask me to teach him to use the 60mm Mortars. That man ended up being the best fucking officer I ever met. He and I used to just bullshit every time I seen him for the next 6 years
@jakzine540
5 жыл бұрын
@@kristopherhilton8065 A little bit of humility goes a longer way than anyone can ever imagine in the military. I still miss the female LT I worked for in my military intelligence unit, and shockingly it was because she seriously valued what we had to offer to our mission and took us seriously. Sadly, she was totally brushed aside by a regular shit-show self-advancing sergeant-first class and she respected the NCOs, but I never forgot how seriously she took making sure her enlisted folk were okay.
@Xilladan093
4 жыл бұрын
@Ernest Thomas shut up loser
@robertcbarry
5 жыл бұрын
The rustling is the 1SG coming to strangle him
@asian1038
7 жыл бұрын
What direction? Left FUCKING DYING
@jamescrawford2110
6 жыл бұрын
Cardinal Direction, Sir? "Umm..... South... But usually only for the winter."
@carson2725
5 жыл бұрын
Legend has it LT Green is still wandering to this day...
@Sgt-xw5lx
7 жыл бұрын
We use to tell Our LT's,that you couldn't spell Lost without LT...
@pjamese3
7 жыл бұрын
As a retired NCO (and Platoon Sergeant) I endorse these texts. I was laughing so hard I had to keep pausing the video because I was missing it.
@Docsjeff
6 жыл бұрын
pjamese3 Me too
@uihorus4972
6 жыл бұрын
Lmao I’m a 2LT at Bragg and I find stuff like this hilarious lol. Now I haven’t ran in to this problem and I hope I never do but still I was almost in tears good joke.
@johncalabria1607
5 жыл бұрын
Claystead lmao
@BigRed2
5 жыл бұрын
Claystead Can’t spell Lost & Late without LT
@orinp2701
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah just to caveat on that, good joke guys.
@CharlosMinecraft
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s not a joke...
@Clayvalue
5 жыл бұрын
You missed the point... it’s not a joke. 2nd Lt = PFC/SPC.
@misstimountaincop95b
5 жыл бұрын
You had me at 1SGT
@theheartland1861
5 жыл бұрын
misstimountaincop95b sounds like that Lt had a death wish screwing with a CSM😂
@the_railroad_bastard5197
7 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck never have I seen something more accurate
@importantname
6 жыл бұрын
One day that Lt will be a General.
@gino14
6 жыл бұрын
David Boson Everyone's got to start somewhere. Some... a little more behind than others.
@marine021393
6 жыл бұрын
Good God!! Dx
@gasmaskdav9155
6 жыл бұрын
David Boson doubt it
@arnoldsherrill6305
5 жыл бұрын
We already have a example of that the new CG 2nd Marine Division at Camp Lejeune read the article in task and purpose on his style of micromanagement if it wasn't so sad that be hilarious or better yet watch Angry cops on the same subject
@성이름-c9g2b
4 жыл бұрын
and the army will lose their way
@Willysmb44
7 жыл бұрын
I am SO glad people didn't have cell phones like this when I was still in, and I was the dumb LT for a while! Yeah, I never would have contacted the 1SGT...
@stephengalindo6340
6 жыл бұрын
Willysmb44 green LTs need to be w/in 10m of their NCO at all times lol which is why our brand new JAG LT went to the BDE S4 to go get her ACH fitted properly 😂😂😂
@kevinzhang3313
6 жыл бұрын
Lol it seems like something thw y should've emphasized in ocs/rotc/academy...
@grahamlopez6202
5 жыл бұрын
For $500 I can bring a bear to an area of your choosing when an Lt is lost. Give me a week's notice so I can set the bear traps and collect your bear. Just say when, and have your checkbooks ready
@BMCUSN80
7 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, as a now retired Navy Chief from the Brown Water Navy I have experienced this a few times.
@davidsiler5505
6 жыл бұрын
Vons Motorwerks neither have I.
@jimmy-zr1bt
6 жыл бұрын
The pond don't look right it's brown on the map it's blue. That was funny.
@lilj3467
5 жыл бұрын
This entire video was funny
@hbuss12
7 жыл бұрын
100% Accurate. Not in military, but in cadets. It's the same when a new adult joins, tries to boss you about and then asks you for basic questions because they don't know. It hurts. A lot.
@Corvettegirl
7 жыл бұрын
That_One_Nerd_Guy Yeah in the Sea Cadets we have that one new staff guy and he doesn't know shit..
@placeholdername3818
7 жыл бұрын
To be fair the 2nd Lieutenants are as new as a private the only difference is they have a degree and are getting paid more. They all got to start somewhere.
@kolplako4525
6 жыл бұрын
Definitely Not Michael ...and have probably been going to a military academy for four years but yeah...same thing
@placeholdername3818
6 жыл бұрын
Kolp Lako Not all of them and I assume the military academy life is different from the actual military life.
@Ole4735
6 жыл бұрын
Kolp Lako I think someone should be enlisted for a bit in order to become a good leader then get a bachelors and get commissioned. But that’s me
@ThatIrishLass
6 жыл бұрын
I was laughing my head off, but I'm pretty sure I've *been* the clueless LT.
@lloyd1179
3 жыл бұрын
Had to keep pausing it to wipe the tears....omg
@jamespridemore8709
6 жыл бұрын
All of this conversation was recorded on the appropriate ID-10-T form and placed in a box of Grid Squares.
@brandonbeard8488
6 жыл бұрын
James Pridemore lmao now I just need to get some popcorn and wait for people to ask you what the ID-10-T form is, the box of grid squares will be a bonus
@jamespridemore8709
6 жыл бұрын
I agree...but first...could you go to the supply sergeant and get me 100m of Shore Line please?
@jakzine540
5 жыл бұрын
Make sure you say it has to be stamped with headlight fluid.
@coleheister7390
5 жыл бұрын
@@jakzine540 a box marked tactical vehicle wax will also work, they are also a good place to hide the spare keys for 5 tons
@fireline4765
5 жыл бұрын
Your going to need a lot of ID 10 T's🤣
@normanbrown8772
5 жыл бұрын
When I was in the Navy, we were in the underway at night. The Officer of the Deck (OOD ) who was a Ensign and was seriously and had been in the Navy for about 1 year ( Second Lieutenant) was seriously off course. He was 26 miles off course LOL. He was told of the problem by a E3 , E5 , E6 and an E8 but insisted that he wasn’t off course. Approximately 30 minutes went by when CO stepped on the bridge. He looked at everything he chose to and then come charts. It didn’t take him long to figure out the same problem. I was a lookout that night but I couldn’t get far enough away from the yelling because I was attached to a sound powered phone cable. I was an E2 when that happened and I was an E4 when the same CO was transferred 1 1/2 years later. That Ensign made Lieutenant junior grade ( first Lieutenant) right after the Commanding Officers transfer. 2 years as an Ensign in the Navy has got to be an embarrassing record and I’m sure no officer wants that. Remember Officers, listen to your enlisted men. Learn from your mistakes like someone else and don’t be so convinced that you know everything because you don’t. That incident happened more than 30 years ago but the logic still applies today no matter what branch of the military that you’re in.
@samshindigstudios7249
5 жыл бұрын
You sir earned a subscribe and bell there I was laughing hard enough to get a damn headache. “The pond doesn’t look right?” 😂😂😂
@willrios953
7 жыл бұрын
Hhaahahahaha very funny. I am a 2LT and I got lost a couple of time. But if I dont know something I ask.
@redline1916
6 жыл бұрын
He's probably got to deal with a hard time speaking to his SGT with his broken ass English lmao
@redline1916
6 жыл бұрын
*"Roger that...and water!!"* LMFAO
@ronaldscheuermann7017
5 жыл бұрын
We used to say in the Marines. The only thing more deadly than a marine with a rifle, is a Lt. with a map and compass
@voodoo1449
5 жыл бұрын
Yep, sounds about right. When I was in, a boot Lt ordered me to "just shoot the rocket" on a MICLIC. Should have seen his face when it went out of sight!! Never did see that young man again after that incident.
@ellissam90
5 жыл бұрын
Voo Doo1 You must’ve spent hours looking for the rocket. I don’t remember exactly how far it goes but it definitely gets yeeted.
@jcoz5577
5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one 20 seconds into this video asking why the 2lt is texting a 1st sgt for help when he could just pull up the map feature on his phone?
@artskee6204
6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 "left" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TylerLL2112
6 жыл бұрын
Artskee Had to be my favorite part.
@kristopherhilton8065
5 жыл бұрын
I remember meeting my new plt commander and hearing him say he just moved out of his dads house. As acting plt Sgt I of course told him to never repeat that to our Marines lol.
@isaiahgrass8241
3 жыл бұрын
You know its funny, three years later and I am still watching this because it's funny and relatable
@BigRed2
5 жыл бұрын
Two words you can’t spell without LT ..Lost and Late😭🤣
@wwrite
5 жыл бұрын
That’s so epically spot on, I was rolling lmao. LT 11-up and 3-down
@Docsjeff
6 жыл бұрын
That was HILARIOUS!!!!!! Thx for posting!
@davecrupel2817
6 жыл бұрын
Just know....if you're aspiring to be an officer, chances are this is what youre going to be like.
@jasonferguson4247
7 жыл бұрын
Easily the trust and funniest thing I have ever seen on KZitem!
@lynx3838
4 жыл бұрын
My Platoon Sgt “anyone have a Granade?” Also my platoon sgt staring at Graduating cadets in parade
@peterpierce9233
2 жыл бұрын
I had a First Lt. Navy SEAL out on the Lnd Nav course at Ft. Brag in 1977. He got lost and walked all the way to Fayetteville. Before he was able to locate his position.
@quatrefoil5663
7 жыл бұрын
This is so fucking true. Just like Second Lieutenants arguing in the offices over some dumb crap.
@davidsiler5505
6 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!!! One minute, let me sight in the scope of my 50 cal.
@maxcross6846
5 жыл бұрын
If I become a officer I hope I don’t end up like this
@farmerjon360
6 жыл бұрын
I'm not even in the military and yet I've been crying because I've been laughing so hard. I love this 1st sergeant!
@Markyroson
Жыл бұрын
agreed
@larryjohnston3796
6 жыл бұрын
Bravo!! Haven't laughed this hard in a long time!! I'm a retired army master sargeant!!
@zephsuki
5 жыл бұрын
He said "you're on your own Noble, Carter out"
@SldOnEmWithDa45
6 жыл бұрын
“Roger that...and water” 😂 it’s sad cause this 100% accurate!
@Doc_Valeri
6 жыл бұрын
The worse part is this kind of things are pretty universal. I'm italian and served as LT over here some 15 years ago and this is goddamn accurate ahahaha
@PalleRasmussen
5 жыл бұрын
Everybody mocks the butterbar, till the butterbar is named Simo Häyhä...
@chasewilliams8378
6 жыл бұрын
I may be alone, but I fucking love the typing sound
@depo5626
6 жыл бұрын
18 2nd Lt.'s disliked this video
@VP5555
6 жыл бұрын
Vets that were enlisted just had flashbacks of there LT. I was teaching my LT land nav and combat maneuvers when I was a PFC
@garygrant91
6 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh, Shave Tail Lieutenants, tied for first place as the most lethal creature to ever stalk a battlefield. The Sergeant is the most lethal creature to the enemy and the 2LT is most lethal to friendlies. :P
@ObservingLibertarian
6 жыл бұрын
I was never a 1sgt or 2lt but I have usually been management, in any and all of my jobs, over a fistful of winning sperm the world wishes had been swallowed. This had me in fucking tears.
@joshuagholston5326
6 жыл бұрын
Only if we could tell LTs how we really feel
@talbotsplace7316
5 жыл бұрын
A very young officer bitched at some pals of mine in the Rhodesian Armoured Car Regt. At a quick break they all pissed off the side of there vehicles instead of dismounting. The LT stopped fussing when a young sergeant interrupted and said simply, "Mines..."
@bakerboy8910
6 жыл бұрын
91 2LTs got lost in the woods.
@JimForeman
6 жыл бұрын
Loved it, you sent me back about 65 years to when I was in Korea and had to put up with 90 day wonders.
@Burnttoast495
5 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the world needs to see this
@JoJo-dm7nb
3 жыл бұрын
The pond on the map is blue part took me out 😂😂😂
@zach8969
4 жыл бұрын
Top be like the fuck you want butter bar? Oooppss as you were, Yes Sir?
@HH-cu2mv
6 жыл бұрын
Now if he could only find a few feet of flight line and a box of squelch he'd be set!
@vishnu79
6 жыл бұрын
Heard a story once (yeah, yeah, haven't we all) about a noob Airman that was ordered to "get 20 feet of flight line" and twice asked his Chief if the Chief was sure while in front of witnesses. Chief said "yes". So the Airman goes out, and having civilian experience driving construction equipment, finds a back hoe and digs up 20 square feet of the flight line..... you probably know where this is going...
@505thpir
6 жыл бұрын
OSCAR....MIKE....GOLF!... FUCKING BRILLIANT... just out fuckin standing.
@kevinm.8682
5 жыл бұрын
This was effin hilarious!
@CozyButcher
2 жыл бұрын
I only had a Platoon for 90 days, but hot damn this is how 2LTs operate.
@bryan5580
6 жыл бұрын
It seems that 25 butter bars have seen this video now, and I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Thank you for posting this.
@Jaxamuss
6 жыл бұрын
Haha, I feel like my 1SG would go out of his way to find the LT just to make him get in the front leaning rest for a few hours.
@buiduy4885
7 жыл бұрын
Lol this is funny af do more of this
@DaxCorsiar
5 жыл бұрын
Ah, Butter Bars....
@brandonshaw7619
5 жыл бұрын
Love the deletions
@DMH-bt2zo
4 жыл бұрын
God, the 1SG had a lot of goddamn thoughts in his mind but effectively opted out to chat with him politely. What a Cheeky guy that 2LT was.....
@reggielongoria1848
5 жыл бұрын
Leave it to butter bars, what do you expect.
@mr.speyside5240
4 жыл бұрын
This was surprisingly funny
@vouub352
7 жыл бұрын
I'm only at 3:45 and my freakin face is hurting LOL!!!!!!
@ldg2004
6 жыл бұрын
OMG!! I totally had a 2LT just like that!!! Thanks for the laugh man that was great. I can remember telling a butter bar one time "I have more time taking a sh*t in the field in Korea, than you even have in the Army, so F off Sir :)"
@SubyDudeZ69
6 жыл бұрын
David Glick I can pretty much guarantee that didn't happen
@ChinchillaQueen
6 жыл бұрын
We had one. He did green to gold. We thought he would be smart. He was even in a smart MOS. He comes back and I swear to all things holy it was like they took all the awesome and accurate land nav ability out of him and gave him a new LTs ability. He got lost every single time after that course
@mr.m1garand254
4 жыл бұрын
Dog he said lol to his first sergeant lmao
@marcusmanson4264
5 жыл бұрын
and this is why you always send some one even if its a privet with the lt where ever he goes
@bislig2alabama
6 жыл бұрын
Drafted 1969, Not a d... thing has changed
@voodoo1449
6 жыл бұрын
I had a "boot Lt" in a demolition course ask me what were all those green burlap bags...HELLO, THEY ARE SANDBAGS!!!
@bryan5580
6 жыл бұрын
Voo Doo1 should have told him that they were parts to assemble a replacement boot if he was dumb enough not to be behind them when the boom boom went off.
@voodoo1449
6 жыл бұрын
Bryan Nelson....He didn't last very long, he was transferred to another company thankfully!! His dumbass would probably have gotten us killed, maimed, or otherwise completely fucked up.
@harryspitz2813
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly? When I was in the Army, I may not have liked some LTs, but they seemed to mostly know their job ("Carry on, Sergeant!"). Of course, we were FOs, so maps and orientation were kinda important...
@wesleywlee
6 жыл бұрын
It's beautiful, I laughed, I cried, I laughed harder.
@canadianhotbod1
5 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest shitt ever! LMFAO
@nylonpython
5 жыл бұрын
If this was in Fort Drum there would actually be bears.
@ja6973
5 жыл бұрын
I was stationed at Drum during my time in, 1st Brigade 1/87, and I'm getting the picture now...yep, hilarious.
@thefucrew9865
5 жыл бұрын
Actual TRUE STORY !!!!
@ghost7444
6 жыл бұрын
Without the NCO it doesn't matter in any branch it would go to shit
@dillonramos5071
6 жыл бұрын
In all honesty land navigation isn’t hard at all... it took me an hour to learn and I still haven’t forgot! Then again I had a huge drive to find out how it works because the mountain I was backpacking was very remote.
@richardlahan7068
6 жыл бұрын
Cyka Of Blyats Had to learn Land Navigation and map reading in high school JROTC. Not really difficult.
@raywhichway1790
6 жыл бұрын
I learned land navigation in 5th grade......
@dobiedude7479
5 жыл бұрын
Love it! The 2nd LTs that I dealt with were helicopter pilots, how did I survive?
@darthkillhoon
4 жыл бұрын
West Pointers, glad I enlisted before becoming an ROTC cadet
@aidanhall4731
Жыл бұрын
ROTC Cadet here and future jag officer, trust me they drill into to us to LISTEN TO YOUR SENIOR NCO's
@captdavid3491
6 жыл бұрын
lmaorofl thanks Dave.
@fooman2108
6 жыл бұрын
have had equivalent conversation with both CPO and LT over sound-powered phones on 600 foot long ship!
@karlmarx4823
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine autocorrect working that well
@harryspitz2813
4 жыл бұрын
And apparently, he has a phone, which implies a GPS and Google Maps....
@edgarlaureljr.4537
6 жыл бұрын
1SG WINS
@SGTBacon99
5 ай бұрын
Spot on!!
@dzobie
5 жыл бұрын
I remember my LT freaked out when the CO asked him for a frontline trace and he had the FBCB2 right in his face the whole time lol
@stevenhorne5089
6 жыл бұрын
Nice work.
@lesleegrinnell8531
6 жыл бұрын
That’s some real life funny shit!!!!
@stevendelcarlo3294
5 жыл бұрын
This is why you keep Blake off the land nav
@zachlang1982
5 жыл бұрын
Steven Del carlo “Blake” lol. That’s an LT name for sure.
@stevendelcarlo3294
5 жыл бұрын
@@zachlang1982 I know this guy
@nickswarts1303
6 жыл бұрын
tell me about the rabbits george
@MrStaybrown
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao! The Male butterbars were willing to learn the female butterbars knew it all. Lol. Anywho...a gunnery sgt convinced us he knew the night land nav course like back of his hand and got us lost in CTA Okinawa. 😂🤣😂
@masonthomas1140
7 жыл бұрын
The water on the map is blue...... had me dying!
@Farlomous
3 жыл бұрын
i am surprised when asked how his map was orientated that Louie didn't say he was straight
@richardlahan7068
6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like stories my dad told about his time in the Air Force.
@nicholas_drake
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh if he has his phone just google map your location to the nearest road 😂
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