Me in my head, "I'm gonna remember that one" Forgets instantly.
@aprilgeneric8027
Жыл бұрын
me seeing a hair on the screen tries to wipe it off, it doesn't move despite the rule of thumb, gives it the middle finger on the scroll button...it moves. nice pic buddy 🖕
@ATruckCampbell
Жыл бұрын
@@aprilgeneric8027 Me with darkmode on so those pics never work.
@HundredSlot
Жыл бұрын
@@aprilgeneric8027 bro gets angry for a hair 😂
@marvira
Жыл бұрын
@@HundredSlot also a fly, i slapped my phone when I saw a fly in a profile and thought it was real😅
@johnanon658
Жыл бұрын
Ikr😅
@simon4043
Жыл бұрын
The invisible man marrying the invisible woman? I don't see that happening.
@TheLT704
Жыл бұрын
Let's hope their Mum's and Dad's turned up to the wedding That makes them trans-parent... Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
@knyte8706
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure there’s a shadow banned reply in here and for once it works 😂
@jeanneratterman
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@KabeeshS
Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@uchennamartin7821
Жыл бұрын
@@KabeeshS yeah 👍👍👍
@simon4043
Жыл бұрын
Elevator music should be uplifting, but can get you down at times.
@mcalvrd6110
Жыл бұрын
These are the best Dad jokes AND the best tellers even more. It's their voice tone, and their faces... priceless.
@AutumnK
Жыл бұрын
And the random hats, coats, sunglasses, and drinks with the mountains of fake foam coming off them. 😂
@HundredSlot
Жыл бұрын
@@AutumnK YES LMAOO. The sunglasses and foam always took me out 😂
@jamiemarr1155
Жыл бұрын
The background is priceless!
@homoerectus744
Жыл бұрын
@@jamiemarr1155thnx!
@YeshuasLuVd1two
Жыл бұрын
Truly 😂
@PS3DJ09
Жыл бұрын
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off
@arightscepter
10 ай бұрын
That's week
@MHG742
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@daledoe-baggins
Жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I want my retirement to be!😂
@josie4065
Жыл бұрын
"At the end of the day, it's night" is fantastic
@darrylharris3154
9 ай бұрын
Right? And his delivery was spot on!
@HundredSlot
Жыл бұрын
Daniel being cute for no reason lmaoo "Oatmeal" "Breakfast" More of him pleasee
@peterpiper831
Жыл бұрын
I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate. After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said "I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian." "No problem," I said " that doesn't matter at all." That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."
@dragons_red
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@HundredSlot
Жыл бұрын
Oh hell nahh
@galevalenti7759
Жыл бұрын
😂
@michawill6599
Жыл бұрын
Took me a while 🤣
@kippertrace5808
Жыл бұрын
I asked for a natural blonde prostitute. We met up, git undressed, totally naked and she had a jet black ''hairy mary'' I said, "What's going on, I paid extra for a natural blonde!'' She replied, ''Well you know when you hit your thumb nail with a hammer and it goes black, we'll its had quite a bit of hammer.''
@CasperJLT707
Жыл бұрын
No one gonna mention the funny ways he keeps holding the mug
@hotrodray6802
Жыл бұрын
Read the mugs
@weirdstashcat4437
9 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! The way they handle their mugs had me giggling.
@cecew.7050
Жыл бұрын
“Good employees are hard to find”🤣
@soclose2her
Жыл бұрын
Dad jokes are my favorite, and the delivery on these-high quality. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!
@anthonyrogers24
Жыл бұрын
My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and potatoes..........it turned out to be a brunch of lies
@HundredSlot
Жыл бұрын
I saw and heard so many jokes, but this one is the best out of the brunch
@DeceptiveSS
9 ай бұрын
Doesn't matter, had steaks.
@morisn
4 ай бұрын
At least you got brunch. In mine, I just got the lies 😒
@a-bis-zett
3 ай бұрын
so you had mis - steaks 😂
@vernfoss3534
2 ай бұрын
Hey
@jeanneratterman
Жыл бұрын
The dry delivery cracks me up! 😂😂😂
@greenclean3917
Жыл бұрын
Five minutes of random outburst, sore abs and total oblivion to the worlds state. This is Gold!
@PhilistineTheArtLuvr
Жыл бұрын
Remember this one: I used to play water polo but I had to stop, I couldn't go on. My ponies kept on drowning.
@ellisonhamilton3322
Жыл бұрын
That bar joke is too true. I can't count the number of times I've had the same experience AND often someone has changed my house completely.
@ianblack4889
10 ай бұрын
The funniest thing here is his sun glasses, look like he's been welding 😂
@hotrodray6802
Жыл бұрын
Pessimist says the glass is half empty. Optimist says the glass is half full. Mechanical engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
@GreatJO
9 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, A welder is looking for the lens shade of his welding helmet
@classicalnaustrianeco6270
8 ай бұрын
Economist says a hose would be more efficient.
@shaneh1003
Жыл бұрын
First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change. Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.
@hotrodray6802
Жыл бұрын
Oatmeal makes you a real regular guy....
@maximeprometheas
Жыл бұрын
THIS is the sort of video I forward to my Son whenever he says that my Dad Jokes are unsupportable. Now he's gonna have to put up with them.
@simon4043
Жыл бұрын
0:15 Finally got the dry eraser board joke. I'm going to write that one down. Damn, I wiped it.
@powerofme7144
Жыл бұрын
There might be a marker and butt joke. But you don’t want me to go there. 😂
@gianlucapedone679
Жыл бұрын
I'm not dad yet, but I really like dad jokes!
@nikhils9262
Жыл бұрын
Buh I'm 17😶
@ThorstenDrews
Жыл бұрын
So you're still a faux pa!
@gianlucapedone679
Жыл бұрын
@@ThorstenDrews I'm sorry, what does it mean Faux Pa 😊?
@ThorstenDrews
Жыл бұрын
@@gianlucapedone679 It's a double meaning joke from the french faux pas which is a kind of mistake and the translation of faux as fake in english wich makes faux pa a "fake dad" 😀
@gianlucapedone679
Жыл бұрын
@@ThorstenDrews ah ok 😊
@andrewbyrnes6389
Жыл бұрын
“Now you’re not gonna tell me that’s a coincidence” 😅
@dragons_red
Жыл бұрын
Love the outrageous sunglasses
@powerofme7144
Жыл бұрын
They are polarizing huh?
@jackgeary6928
Жыл бұрын
This is pure solid gold. Love it.
@dillonbrown1123
Жыл бұрын
The dry erase board being remarkable took me the fuck out.
@michelleadamchak1330
Жыл бұрын
Oh, please, please, make a gag reel. That's where the real magic happens. I don't know how you guys aren't losing it more often because these are comedy GOLD!!
@kelimutscheller1960
Жыл бұрын
Great work with the mugs Love all of this
@felixalmeida481
Жыл бұрын
You guys are made for these roles - excellent delivery 🎉
@wukilla8ee
Жыл бұрын
I was crying laughing with the Forrest Gump joke!! Holy shit man, I needed that!! Thank You
@p.pardus8424
7 ай бұрын
I literally just got it!
@PhoenixTide69
Жыл бұрын
Ever hear the joke about the toilet paper? No? That's ok, it's tearable.
@Sharellie
Жыл бұрын
Love it 😂
@jamiemarr1155
Жыл бұрын
The gluestick!!! LOLOL
@shadowdoomrobotnik
Жыл бұрын
Dude, Daniel is the best. Always brings a smile to my face. It would be nice to see and hear more of him! *Oatmeal rules*
@cynthiawadeson8843
10 ай бұрын
Daniel doesn't do deadpan--i don't either!
@oc2phish07
4 ай бұрын
These jokes are brilliant and the two guys are absolutely priceless.
@Sharellie
Жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for a compilation!!
@dewimatthews6037
11 ай бұрын
What did you operate on mrs smith for? Five hundred dollars. No, what did she have? Five hundred dollars!
@hoomanAdnan
Жыл бұрын
One of the nicest 5 minutes ❤🏆
@clairee4939
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for subtitles these were great. Lol
@Drekon009
Жыл бұрын
I laughed at the Bank Balance joke
@jessicap2144
Жыл бұрын
As an accountant I found that super funny, one of my favs lol
@lynnegoudzwaard6416
11 ай бұрын
Loved everything about this! We need to laugh these days.
@sarajanesmith3892
Жыл бұрын
Love these videos! ROTFL 😂😂😂
@Threedog1963
11 күн бұрын
Good employees are hard to find. As a retired postal worker, I fully support that sentiment.
@heidiWava
Жыл бұрын
So many golden nuggets!
@ExtremelyRadiant
Жыл бұрын
I never knew my REAL ladder. 😂❤ As a new house owner with ONLY a step ladder, it was extra funny. 😊🎉
@scottbaker9200
Жыл бұрын
Classics! Keep’em commin’
@arlenewilliams3718
Жыл бұрын
Talent !
@genewilliams617
Жыл бұрын
Well done!!!!!
@marcysmith2851
8 ай бұрын
Most remarkable! I love how your jokes make me a better thinker! 😂
@nickcellino1503
9 ай бұрын
Hilarious, you guys are great. Please do an encore.
@azizscurrim9713
4 ай бұрын
You guys are just awesome 😂
@jjdwnbyci
Жыл бұрын
Having just cut his finger off...calls his wife and says honey I just cut my finger off...she replies the whole finger??he says no the one next to it
@valkylva
Жыл бұрын
The forest Gump Gen-A one had me dying 😂😂😂
@benrough94
Жыл бұрын
Added this to my favourites before the end of the first joke ❤
@EFCLARK
Жыл бұрын
Excellent. Just Excellent
@ServeMySoul777
Жыл бұрын
I took a walk the other day and saw a tasty looking donut on the ground. Afterwards, I passed it.
@user-rr6uz5do6x
Жыл бұрын
Well, that brought me to tears.
@richiespinelli5605
8 ай бұрын
Please keep these coming. I was a hysterical watching this.😅
@amegatron07
Жыл бұрын
The joke about neighbors was my favorite here.
@alberttang7641
Жыл бұрын
2:19 ? 🤣🤣 The question marks on their heads.
@MsTara007
Жыл бұрын
I had a good laugh ..and it was not the jokes, but the mere fact,that you did this video 😂 Thank you
@thisisnotforalltosee1875
8 ай бұрын
The envelope joke got an LOL out of me 😁
@TeaWithTheAuthor
Жыл бұрын
TikTok parodies, I love them.
@dickrichard5579
Жыл бұрын
This was great
@tonyvalle2310
9 ай бұрын
I hate being bipolar, it's awesome!
@ToBeAnnounced2024
9 ай бұрын
🤣
@brianreaves7816
10 ай бұрын
Love this best stuff on KZitem..
@adriand2895
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂5 min from house to bar and 45 min back to house😂
@arightscepter
10 ай бұрын
That's staggering :)
@thearchie358
Жыл бұрын
You should write a book. Downside- all your reactions/non-reactions make THIS funnier!
@elleret
Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆 I loved this!!!
@Imru_gamer
Жыл бұрын
Fantastic!!! 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏💜💜💜💜
@ernesthofmeister3054
9 ай бұрын
I knew this couple, the wife said her cooking was to die for........her husband's funeral is next week!
@willg.7775
Жыл бұрын
Helarious
@peterwuelfing
Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@ClauGutierrezY
10 ай бұрын
This channel makes me happy
@fayet8877
Жыл бұрын
Oh man these are hilarious 🤣
@dee5274
8 ай бұрын
I've stumbled across you guys a few months ago and have been watching your stuff every day since. Yous make me laugh every time, I've shared your jokes with my kids, my parents my friends, my wife, the only one who ain't laughed is my wife, she's a tuff nut to crack. I should never have married a macadamia nut
@JavierPerez-hr5vo
6 ай бұрын
she probably doesent laugh when you tell her the jokes but when youre not with her she remembers and probably laughs her head off and i can put $$$ on that 😀 and macadamia turns into a nutcracker
@FroisonControl
5 ай бұрын
I am using that step-ladder one haha
@RyuHazaki
Жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 0:45-0:46, he looks like the lost member of the Jedi council🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always enjoy the jokes!!! Keep up the great channel😊😊
@deanbell4070
7 ай бұрын
These guys are enjoying a little Tahoe Time , year round . I love that lake in the winter 👍🏻
@lilnallie05
Жыл бұрын
This is my favourite thing
@dassyareg7587
Жыл бұрын
How are they keeping a straight face? I'd be rolling on the floor
@hotrodray6802
Жыл бұрын
You should see their outtakes.😆😆😆😆😆
@KasaiRayquaza
8 ай бұрын
The Gen A one took me a second but then I freaking died.
@SophiaJordan-cp5np
4 ай бұрын
Can’t get enough of these men.
@paulgreaves3131
Жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂😂 the way u drink the cup lol 😂
@DiscipleofVenser1992
Жыл бұрын
When I was kid, my Dad took me fishing. I asked if I could use the shrimp for bait. Told me to stop being shellfish.
@donaldkasper8346
8 ай бұрын
This set was overall quite good.
@wrecklessdaath
3 ай бұрын
that dude in the middle is funny as hell 😂❤
@user-fx1mc3jv3q
2 ай бұрын
Dudes love the docktok in grey form!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love and light to you aye💛✨
@robinw285
5 ай бұрын
So funny, best one😂🎉😂🎉
@emjaybee9934
11 ай бұрын
What do you call a scary bee? A BooBee...
@danawhiteisagenius8654
Жыл бұрын
That first one had me dead
@Subcritical96
Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅 I love dad jokes
@Papa-fv1rn
8 ай бұрын
LOVE THE GEN-A!!!!
@homoerectus744
Жыл бұрын
Secret writer, Steven Wright?
@urex1717
9 ай бұрын
I ended up eating all of my cat's meds last night. Don't ask meow. That is my favorite from these guys and they didn't even include it. I was waiting.
@beeggym666
Жыл бұрын
10/10 Flawless Victory! Why do I feel like this is some deleted scene from Letterkenny?
@Russell..ShredNeckGuitarTech
Жыл бұрын
Hes holdn his cup from the inside 😂😂😂😂😂
@jl8138
3 ай бұрын
The Forrest Gump joke may be the best joke of all time
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