I'm waiting for the day Swoozie announces he's in a happy long lasting relationship this man really deserves it
@foxtrotalpha7119
4 жыл бұрын
Ya no kidding! It’s well overdo!
@whitediamonds444
4 жыл бұрын
The Falcon Nation right
@deezburr
4 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette lmao
@kingsavage3753
4 жыл бұрын
@Jim Cornette lmfao
@harujukudoll548
4 жыл бұрын
Jim Cornette Yes! Thank you, finally someone says it
@HeartsForHorror198
5 жыл бұрын
I was laying in my bed and I thought we were having a one on one convo
@InfernalLeo777
4 жыл бұрын
In role-play LOL
@inhle1688
4 жыл бұрын
Chocolate milk_ Animator hahaha omg same
@braidenj152
4 жыл бұрын
Same tho
@KamehameaaronX100
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@HeartsForHorror198
4 жыл бұрын
@@InfernalLeo777 lol-
@sabreendeol819
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone on a Swoozie marathon cause of this covid thing???
@uncookedomelette5727
4 жыл бұрын
Me, just got to my 800th vid I think
@trinibad4620
4 жыл бұрын
Me yo
@DJsEDG
4 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@balloonboy1238
4 жыл бұрын
All em
@jalvarez0651
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@TSAMikeyo89
4 жыл бұрын
i can’t believe this is 8 years old...
@urmumshroom7064
3 жыл бұрын
Holy-
@thatgirlkj432
3 жыл бұрын
You just brought that to my attention😭 I feel kinda hurt now😢
@tomo2095
3 жыл бұрын
Daaaaaamn
@arminm5362
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh look at the phone
@user-uh9uv2yw9h
3 жыл бұрын
this is literally 10 years old lol
@TheWarrior949
8 жыл бұрын
I know he said don't name names, but I think Swoozie is the guy from the video...
@myzelleutube
8 жыл бұрын
Ahaha perfect I think your right. You should be an investigator.
@meelzz485
8 жыл бұрын
My day has been made 😂🙈
@zubzui
7 жыл бұрын
Your On His Channel
@ilikechicken2253
7 жыл бұрын
TheWarrior949 DUDE I WAS THINKING THAT TOO THIS IS CRAZY! great minds think alike brother
@sovietseal7691
7 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, so do stupid minds.
@awesomelytoxic8912
8 жыл бұрын
I have two ways of flirting 1. Smiling 2. Offering food
@reyhanehdobbash2412
8 жыл бұрын
last one 😍
@awesomelytoxic8912
8 жыл бұрын
+Reyhaneh Dobbash yeah. If there is one thing my mom taught me about flirting with guys (but really, it would work with me too) is that food is a shortcut to his heart. And I already know that a smile can get you noticed by him/her
@owlpanda8172
8 жыл бұрын
+Jazzipersun stomach is the closest way to everyone's heart 😍🍿
@ILIKECEREAL51
8 жыл бұрын
That would work for both genders!! The best way to flrit; 1smile 2offer food!
@emotweektweak1481
8 жыл бұрын
+Owl Panda not me. it's more like: keep that shit away from me and we're good
@248_coolbo5
4 жыл бұрын
swoozie: so there is this girl me: here we go again
@doctorcorgi3134
3 жыл бұрын
Ah shit here we go again*
@theunicornsin1144
4 жыл бұрын
Shame SWooZie goes through the most. He tells the saddest stories with a smile. I respect that
@USxEGames
8 жыл бұрын
Me: Goodbyes are so hard, do we hug? Do we kiss, or do we romantically let our love linger into the sunset? Sir please just take your food, you're holding up the drive through
@allmightyblossom
8 жыл бұрын
lmfao that made me laugh harder than it probably should of
@bloodhound1182
8 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@Lit-E
8 жыл бұрын
+Noah Caboose Sounds like something saitama would say after watching this video
@no.im.patrick9045
8 жыл бұрын
+Noah Caboose XD
@gameexplorer10
8 жыл бұрын
Lol
@yisraelshepherd7789
7 жыл бұрын
Wow for a long video with him just talking, this was very interesting
@tacoman1772
7 жыл бұрын
yisrael shepherd
@jose-ew3rd
5 жыл бұрын
Here's my relationship stories:
@Vepantteri
4 жыл бұрын
Ooooohhh damn, took me a while to get that because I'm pretty tired atm... Good one
@curshburger4582
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@limonhusky7409
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂that's cool tho
@waynicliz
3 жыл бұрын
i dont get it
@glouise9837
3 жыл бұрын
@@waynicliz they've never been in a relationship so...no stories
@anieyagrady7183
7 жыл бұрын
swoozie : '' I know this video is pretty long rn." me: " its NOT LONG enough!!"
@megamage3228
3 жыл бұрын
😳
@zubairkhan-wb5sy
3 жыл бұрын
We need answers dammit. what happened next XD
@melho.martinez761
3 жыл бұрын
AMEN! I WANTED MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
@fancyopossum3202
3 жыл бұрын
I really want to know what happens next
@brendasabwa7047
3 жыл бұрын
Hol' up
@JonathanMahadeo
8 жыл бұрын
You forgot to ask Jasmine if she trusts you.
@junethefierce3802
8 жыл бұрын
She's like, NOPE.
@amrmohamed1333
8 жыл бұрын
+June the Fierce♣ if young jasmine dont trust you she gon shoot u
@baileyshaw4314
8 жыл бұрын
😂
@lilskiddils
8 жыл бұрын
Jasmine is lily
@marioluigi2997
8 жыл бұрын
+lilskiddils nah lily wouldn't do that
@The_Orbitz
7 жыл бұрын
How I flirt I can't
@strangeguy4577
6 жыл бұрын
hmm... "I can't" seems like a good pick-up line!
@cindeefooderdrawz6008
6 жыл бұрын
I can’t not flirt. I was talking to someone and it turned into flirting.
@redantz94
6 жыл бұрын
Me too there was this one time in 10th grade...? I think i just walked up to a girl i knew and sat down, said hi and we were talking and then i got up and went to the table the rest of my friends were at and i sat down and they were like dude. Were u flirting with her? Im like uuhh. No...? ..basically i can flirt and not even know it or i cant tell when someone is flirting with me. Lol. It sucks
@christinacreech5176
6 жыл бұрын
Me
@emergencyphone903
5 жыл бұрын
I feel you
@NelleMusic03
4 жыл бұрын
Swooshes is such a gentlemen. He’s the type of guy who get looked over Bc he knows how to treat a woman.
@rageking9358
4 жыл бұрын
That’s because girls don’t wanna gentleman.
@medinywaw7435
4 жыл бұрын
@@rageking9358 nice guys finish last, treat em mean keep em keen ive got enough examples to prove sooo....
@lukejordan7510
3 жыл бұрын
But he's hot
@CrazyWarriorCatLady
3 жыл бұрын
That’s because he is going for the wrong type. There are plenty of women who appreciate gentlemen, but, even I will acknowledge, they can be hard to find if you don’t know where to look.
@keneo.7627
3 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyWarriorCatLady You gonna say where to find them, or are you just gonna create empty promises?
@namikoalik7651
4 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I feel like a therapist when swoozi3 is laying down and taking to the camera😅😅
@Wrench_dedsec1
8 ай бұрын
same🤣
@misskayleebugs
8 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad because Swoozie seems like such a nice guy. But he told me not to feel bad for him. It's okay dude hang in there you'll find a girl someday that's going to appreciate all the things you do for her. Guys like you are hard to find.
@vaniaramadhani3890
8 жыл бұрын
exactly! he seems like a really nice bf, it's sad that he got 'dumped'
@davidndiulor8428
7 жыл бұрын
vania, nice? I thought NICE = FRIEND
@kristyosorio
8 жыл бұрын
God damn that was a roller-coaster of emotions lol it went from "awww💕" to "poor baby 😢" to "fuck yea you got this!✊" to "nooooooo😭😭😭💔"
@13onra
8 жыл бұрын
lol
@morganlund2185
8 жыл бұрын
lel true
@rebekahmccann6429
7 жыл бұрын
lol ikr!
@jadedavis6961
7 жыл бұрын
Ikkkk☹️😭
@lovelylove8207
6 жыл бұрын
lmao you're literally describing everyone who watches this video
@user-hx2dn9kx2d
6 жыл бұрын
I feel like she is so immature expecting you to know what to do and how to act instead of just telling you what she wanted or what she was expecting . You understand her background but she doesn’t understand you. Yeah she cried because you told her how you felt , but she was the one telling you over and over again how things were not going to work out. Like she wanted you to say “no, we are going to work out and I’ll show you, I’ll make you happy “ etc but you been hurt before too. Both of you are afraid and the blame is not on either of you. Next time try to be clear and ask her what she wants from start instead of just wasting time. I mean if I want my husband to do something I tell him how I want things to be done and i also ask what he wants me to do for him. That’s how everything works, no one it’s perfect and you just can’t brush someone off because you don’t like a little thing. There’s nothing wrong with taking your time swoozie. I hope you find the right girl and I know you guys will be super happy. But don’t stress about it. You’ll find each other when the time comes.
@hinatabestgirl5882
4 жыл бұрын
I hope he doesn't still think that he's hideous because he never was💜
@DAMIENDMILLS
8 жыл бұрын
I suck at flirting, the first compliment I gave to this girl I liked was "I don't mean to be too direct, but I think you have a very nice butt" she laughed and we've been dating for 2 years now.
@mettabon7834
8 жыл бұрын
Well then... Have a nice life I guess
@UniverseKeeper2
8 жыл бұрын
+DAMIEN MILLS lol XD
@DAMIENDMILLS
8 жыл бұрын
it somehow worked
@annahamilton5088
8 жыл бұрын
Jeez! I want your secrets!
@DAMIENDMILLS
8 жыл бұрын
Anna Hamilton Evidently, it's "don't be fake"
@emmanuelolofintuyi3521
8 жыл бұрын
6 to 7 hrs the cell phone bill meant nothing to you
@TheDagen8
8 жыл бұрын
ahahhah goddamit swoozie
@muhilan8540
7 жыл бұрын
Most providers in the USA give you unlimited calling for a flat rate.
@zyaicob
7 жыл бұрын
Srsly? WOW.
@harrycmk7815
7 жыл бұрын
For me my credit will run out if I'm on the phone for that long
@nirvanaft2238
7 жыл бұрын
lol
@michellehao2000
4 жыл бұрын
Does his profile being Alladin mean he finally found his Jasmine?
@doctorcorgi3134
3 жыл бұрын
He said when he gets a girl his stories about girls will reduce a lot.
@ohdanielle6429
7 жыл бұрын
Here's My Flirtationship Story: When I was in sophomore year, I was friends with this senior dude, let's call him Eric. So Eric and I have been friends since my freshman year and he had previously dated one of my friends in a one-sided relationship back in freshman year. So we roll up to second semester sophomore year, and I have this crush on him for some reason. Eric and I were apart of the same friends group. I'm not really too much of a flirter so I never tried to push our relationship past friends. Fast forward a few months, Eric starts doing some hardcore flirting with me. We do a lot of joking, teasing, and casual touching but it never goes past that. I wanted to know where I stood with him but I didn't want to ruin such a good relationship. Eric and I never addressed what we were and he graduated. But we end up going on a huge trip with the rest of our friends. The second to last day of our trip, Eric says he likes me but doesn't want to push our relationships by further because he's going off to college. I was super bummed out by this because we had such good connection but I accepted. We're still good friends til today.
@user-sy6er5tq2u
8 жыл бұрын
I was lying in my bed watching this so in a weird way it was like we were in the same bed talking to each other 😅 so weird
@Supreme1Omega
8 жыл бұрын
same lol
@Supreme1Omega
8 жыл бұрын
same lol
@lunadoesrandomvideos2073
7 жыл бұрын
Same 😝
@amydo5497
7 жыл бұрын
Same
@sashabraus5176
7 жыл бұрын
same
@Seraphicsorcery
7 жыл бұрын
UGH Flirtationships are the worst...especially when the love is one sided. I feel you Swoozie!
@nicolerising3449
4 жыл бұрын
I want Swoozie to get married. Been following him since the "Airplane Girl" days. He should have lasting happiness.
@sethiswild1333
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@ibruceeasily1728
3 жыл бұрын
1:40 I couldn’t imagine. Women seem to do u wrong my guy. Stay strong king
@melisauce9291
9 жыл бұрын
LOL I'm so awkward when it comes to flirting. A guy will be like: "Oh hey you look nice" And I'm just like: "... HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
@caseycleveland8890
9 жыл бұрын
You don't understand how relatable that is omg
@abbyschneider8943
8 жыл бұрын
Melissa Gaines lol same tho
@horriblehuman2850
8 жыл бұрын
ha
@kawi4nia599
8 жыл бұрын
+Melissa Gaines is that a girl thing bc my ex did the exact same thing
@svgstarlight
8 жыл бұрын
I saw that on Instagram before and I was dying cause I would react the same way😂
@lukeisntreal4307
7 жыл бұрын
Currently in a lowkey flirtationship, fun and terrible at the same time.
@HeartsForHorror198
5 жыл бұрын
Same.. I already shared my story in a reply and I am not doing it again!
@nickrick5220
5 жыл бұрын
Luke Isn't Real I feel you
@chrise5238
5 жыл бұрын
It’s been 2yrs what’s the update
@reynagarcia4019
3 жыл бұрын
Sammmeeeeeeeeeee
@kurbii5216
3 жыл бұрын
Give us the updatteeee
@mobranch3678
5 жыл бұрын
This story is almost 7 y o and Im stressed listening to it...dont worry about you...how? How we sposta do that Swoozie? How?
@JJtastic
7 жыл бұрын
she blamed her emotional insecurity on you making her cry after making her realize that she might not be the one for you. seems like you dodged a bullet because that behavior she was displaying would've been present for the entire relationship
@CherryEye
2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I’m saying, she asked him if the warmth had gone a little on his end and he answered honestly and then blamed him for telling her how he really felt.
@TrumpetsGalore4
Жыл бұрын
@@CherryEye and then women wonder why guys have trouble communicating... This story is just an example of extreme emotional immaturity on her part. You can't let yourself get strung along like that; deep down, you know that they're just taking advantage of you because they know you'll just keep being there for them. People like that have no actual respect towards others.
@lucylfanal5670
9 жыл бұрын
sWooZie: im pretty used to getting rid of my emotions.... *my eyes water up*
@hadeelshawol9306
8 жыл бұрын
+Lucyl Fanal who can reject sWooZie? i can't ! even if i don't know him , he is so sweet
@lucylfanal5670
8 жыл бұрын
ikr!! i think the *same* way!!!
@snailcheeseyoutube
8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@slackersama9684
8 жыл бұрын
OMG it happened to me too. I just felt like by then I would have already stopped trying and completely bottled myself up from the world ya know
@oppositeblue9377
8 жыл бұрын
Oh God I do it too, I've liked 3 people in my life, over the 3 years I've been a ball of hormones. I seriously forced myself off of all of them because the first was my ex the second was a douche the third was my cousin.
@undertaletrash4340
8 жыл бұрын
I can't flirt, this is how it goes Boy: hey your kinda cute. Me: Really!?! Do you like bread? *pulls bread stick out of purse*
@sydneypeterson1961
8 жыл бұрын
lol don't worry your not the only girl:I kinda like you me:REALLY WE SHOULD GET MARRIED(not really but you get it).
@seizurebee6308
8 жыл бұрын
0.0 im... im... im not the only one...
@cindyonurrooftop
8 жыл бұрын
you sound hilarious!!!
@jessicaeaston9402
8 жыл бұрын
+The Great Gamer your not alone x
@everythingendswell1172
8 жыл бұрын
I never learned to flirt
@animalistic234
6 жыл бұрын
I completely understand, having someone take your virginity then cheat on you, they're basically saying that they never cared. It feels as if your heart was ripped out of your chest by them and put into a blende, then spat on...it sucks!
@willobrien8325
3 жыл бұрын
“You don’t wanna touch my hands? Your not even gonna see em” I’m dead 😂
@lv-gl9dm
8 жыл бұрын
When I flirt: I don't.
@amer6775
7 жыл бұрын
That's just what the government wants you to believe, I know the truth.
@galaxyvlogs4499
6 жыл бұрын
that's what the government wants you to believe
@torirose4797
6 жыл бұрын
When I flirt I usually end up walking into a wall Even if I’m not near any walls
@genericegirl0
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@dainbaughnsmith3638
6 жыл бұрын
Yep! Same!
@tyreed3144
8 жыл бұрын
ok I was yelling at this guy I know and he said "your adorable when you get feisty." now I have a kinda crush on him and so of course I say "your head looks like a potato..." that's me
@uhhhsharon
8 жыл бұрын
lol ME😂👌
@jacobwebb8818
8 жыл бұрын
+Sharon Skye damn I think any man would fall for that
@skyllawood7748
8 жыл бұрын
No. Words.😂😂😂
@ispyonthefbi
8 жыл бұрын
lol 😂😂😂😂😂
@lilyevens7914
8 жыл бұрын
😂
@solarfox7879
5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOSH. You are a wonderful dude, how are you not like drounding in dating request right now????? PLS tell me
@jamgurl112
7 жыл бұрын
youtube is so interesting. I'm just sitting here listening to this guy's story like we're friends...
@RealNickyBoy15
7 жыл бұрын
My flirtationship story, I'm 18 and this girl shelly, I've known her for years, and I've been in love with her since the 6th grade. There were so many times we could've dated and it never happened. We ended up going to different middle schools and we were gonna date in high school, but she ended up moving and getting a boyfriend. But I was still in love with her and she gave me a bunch of mixed signals and she said she still had feelings for me but she loved her bf. It was a very awkward situation and she was at a crossroads with having to choose between me and the guy she was with. It felt so right and wrong at the same time. Things were getting really tense and we'd started fighting more and it was a bad time for all of us. And I wanted to be with her so bad, but I didn't want to be the reason her and her bf split up. And eventually she came to a decision. She chose him..... I had never been that sad about anything before, and I was really depressed. And later on, she had still said that she felt like she wanted something new with me. And we finally got to hang out and go to the movies, and I held her hand the whole time, and after it was over, we just said in her car for like 20 minutes and just held hands. I wanted to kiss her so bad, but I couldn't bring myself to do it, cause it felt wrong since she was in a relationship. That was almost a year ago and she broke up with that boyfriend and got back with one of her exes, (me and the guy she's with right now hate eachother) and even though I wasn't happy about it, I just wanted her to be happy, even if it wasn't with me. Cause I love her enough to let her go. And I've told her that I've moved on, (even though I lied to her) but you never really get over your first love. And nowadays, we're basically strangers, and I can never have a conversation with her for more than 10 minutes. Losing Shelly and not even being about to try and date her is by far the biggest regret I have up to this point in my life, and the biggest regret I'll have from high school, cause now I'm just left with a bunch of reminders of what could have been. The end
@princeofpockii1844
7 жыл бұрын
With that loyalty and determination, find another girl who will appreciate it and love you back. I believe in youuu!
@RealNickyBoy15
7 жыл бұрын
Prince of Pockii thank.you that means alot
@princeofpockii1844
7 жыл бұрын
You're welcome. c: tbh I have a crush and I hardly see him, and he's really atractive and I'm not. So I can feel the pain lmfao.
@RealNickyBoy15
7 жыл бұрын
Lol.I'm. Sure it'll work out. And I'm sure you're pretty attractive
@princeofpockii1844
7 жыл бұрын
Hey dude im not compliment fishing, however thanks lmfao
@Turttlekiller
8 жыл бұрын
here is a story: Me: Hey (my friend I am just going to call Bree) Bree: Hey Me: You look pretty today, that photo was nice on instagram. Bree: Thanks :P (i flirt with her for about 20min) Me: so u doin anything tonight Bree: yea, taking a walk with u Me: where?? Bree: it seams like u need a walk back to the friendzone, that witch u tried to escape (SHOT DOWN LIKE A ATOM BOMB)
@connorchin-quee9850
8 жыл бұрын
+Dominic Timko oh no get rekt cry everytime :(
@phonegirl2424
8 жыл бұрын
I've never shot down a guy.................I've never even been with a guy...............Welp.
@alloaeno
8 жыл бұрын
I am so, so, sorry for your loss
@jakegarrett8464
8 жыл бұрын
+Dominic Timko im soo sorry
@Sagebabeee
8 жыл бұрын
I honestly did that to a guy but he was a stranger saying that he loved me and I literally no joke was only talking to him for 10 minutes til he started saying that🌝
@christ-abel8774
5 жыл бұрын
"Your midichlorian count is much lower than it used to be." Man, that Star Wars reference...
@ayejuju2813
Жыл бұрын
Looking at this again just brought back so many memories that I can relate to. Thank you swoozie for sharing what most guys would be to afraid to share. You da best 🙏
@Bzlbub
9 жыл бұрын
Here's my flirt story "pizza" The end (???) ;P
@user-fl2ti6xs5p
9 жыл бұрын
10 outta 10
@mrplanes2052
9 жыл бұрын
minty wolf amazing you have the best story in the world
@epicgamer75
9 жыл бұрын
Best story ever IGN TEN OUT OF TEN
@kinzcollect9962
9 жыл бұрын
minty wolf holy shit man... thats straight up amazing.
@ethanbarnett2462
9 жыл бұрын
minty wolf mine pizza goldfish
@maliyahmarie7637
7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if it's just me, but I could listen to Swoozie talk for hours 😌😇love ya Swooz ❤
@stephenscribbles
4 жыл бұрын
I could legit download a podcast of him talking for hours and be hooked on every story. I'm not weird ok
@CaptainSurf
4 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel a few days ago and have watched half your content already. You’re my new favourite youtuber, Swoozie! Thank you for cheering me up so much! Having such a bad time right now IRL, you have helped a lot man
@UXGillespie
7 жыл бұрын
Thank You So Much, Swoozie, I needed this right now!!!!
@cardintran2274
7 жыл бұрын
Who else was distracted by "Dance of the Sugar Fairy" playing in this video?
@RaMiPositiveSpace
6 жыл бұрын
it was cool though
@serenitynicole2420
5 жыл бұрын
I was doing sign language to the beat and forgot what I was watching
@cate3235
5 жыл бұрын
Sugar Plum Fairy
@stephenscribbles
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, sWooZie was talking, so I only noticed the music like once
@boilerbeast0619
4 жыл бұрын
I got distracted by his terrible mustache 🤭
@jenaigipson477
8 жыл бұрын
I'm terrible at flirting. Maybe it's because my mind draws blanks when boys compliment me of maybe it's because I'm so fucking insecure that when a boy compliments me I don't believe him. And that's one of the worst feelings. Hearing someone call you beautiful but not being able to bring yourself to believe that they actually mean it. It's like I want to smile and say thank you, but I'm afraid that it's some kind of messed up joke, so I have an internal battle with myself on what to say back.
@S.On.YouTube
8 жыл бұрын
and then it becomes too late to say anything... and when that happens it becomes really awkward. I feel you girl, I feel you.
@chidubemlebechi3203
8 жыл бұрын
Well you sound like a very beautiful girl
@SoloStudiosOfficial
8 жыл бұрын
Real smooth.
@chidubemlebechi3203
8 жыл бұрын
+SoloStudios I try
@leanne405able
8 жыл бұрын
me to
@priscillathomas8682
6 жыл бұрын
From the middle of the story to end, I was just like ". . . This man needs a hug like for real" so infinity virtual hugs from the best hugger in the world, Swoozie even though I'm late in knowing the situation.
@lupitagarcia8853
6 жыл бұрын
I was watching this and I didn’t even realize that I started smiling at your marvelous face biting my lip because you’re just the best guy in the world and deserve the freaking best ever
@TJhandford524
9 жыл бұрын
Swooz, you think you got it bad like Usher? Bruh, listen to this bull! So I'm in church over the summer of 2014. I volunteered for Vacation Bible School (VBS); it's like a week long summer camp where kids learn about God. The third day, I'm playing with beach balls with the kids and clowning like I usually do. I was pretending the beach balls were Rufus and I was Ryu. I Shoryuken'd the crap out of these balls fam! You don't even know! But out of the corner of my eye, I see this girl sitting in the back. I think nothing of it because she is that caliber of girl who never shows interest in a dude like me. But I kept finding myself staring at her and man was she beautiful. She was my 12/ thong girl. So I said to myself, screw it, I'm going to talk to her. So I Hadoken a beach ball her way and made it look like an accident (because I'm that cool!). Before I can say a word, she asks me if she can play with me and the kids. Now I'm thinking, no way! she initiated the convo? I'm looking around seeing if there are any other dudes around and I was the only one. This 12 piece of popeyes chicken w/ a biscuit is requesting to be in my presence? Bet! So we hang with the kids and play volleyball with the beach balls. Now for the sake of confidentiality, we will call her Stephanie. The VBS session ends for the day and Stephanie and I were waiting for the kids to get picked up. All the while, we are chatting it up and she is mad cool. She's into video games, she likes anime, I play the piano and she loves the piano, she loves martial arts, and to top it all off, she doesn't sound dumb when she speaks! I'm thinking, ok she's the one. For another 2 hours, after the kids left, we talked in the church sanctuary. They kicked us out and we talked for another 3 hours outside of the church. It started to rain and so we part ways after the numbers were exchanged. We were texting each other all the time and then we started hanging out and it was good. Then she drops a bomb on a brother, she tells me that in a few weeks, she will be going back to school in Hawaii. But at this point, I'm head over heels for her. But in the mean and in between time, we still kicked it. The time came and she left for Hawaii. As a parting gift, I gave her a picture of InuYasha that I drew in 2007. Now this drawing is my pride and joy because it was the first picture I was truly pleased with. So the first 3 weeks she's in Hawaii, everything is cool, I had to adjust to a 6 hour time zone differential so I'd be saying good morning when it's midnight over there. I now hate that damn song, let me tell you why! We Face Timed a few times and the Hawaiian sun caresses Stephanie's hair and skin so beautifully in the morning. She was telling me her school schedule and one of the classes was Japanese, so I'm like bet! I speak some Japanese so it's a way I can help her out and be connected to her. Well she got mad because she doesn't understand it and took it out on me. I apologize and it blows over. The next week I text her and I get one word answers. So I said, maybe she's just having a bad day. The day after, it's the same thing. So I'm like, here we go. So as to not be a stage 5 clinger, I said, "She will text me when she wants to talk." Well a day goes by, then two, then a week, then a month. At this point, I was worried, I'm like, did she die or something? Well I text her once more and ask if she was okay. I get a one word response. So now I'm pissed, WTF did I do? We were fine a month ago, why the sudden change? 2 months later I log onto Facebook and the first thing I see on my news feed is, Stephanie is in a relationship. I stared at the screen and it steadily became blurry from the tears filling up in the wells of my eyes. As the tears stream down my face, I can't help but pray for her happiness. I figured that if she was with this guy, he must be an extraordinary man. A month passes and now it's around Christmas time, I see her father in the congregation from my keyboard station on the stage. He and I become good friends while Stephanie was home before she left for school and after that. He hands me a gift and then gives me a hug. I ask, "what is this for?" He says "you have been a great friend to me and my family, this is a token of our appreciation." He then tells me that Stephanie has come home for Christmas unexpectedly. My heart sank, I'm still not over this girl. She has a new boyfriend, who she brought home with her, and I haven't talked to her in 3 months. So I'm freaking out in my head while smiling and being happy for Stephanie's father. Then I see her; she looks more radiant than I've ever seen her. I stared for a while fighting back the tears and the music pastor says, "TJ, it's time to start second service." After the musical part of service ends, the pastor always says, "Greet those around you, and if there is someone you do not know, be sure to greet them as well." I emerge from my station and step down the stairs of the stage toward the congregation. There she was. I begin to walk up to her and I am thinking about what I will say to her, if anything at all. I walk up to her after being hugged and greeted by half of the church. I find myself face to face with the beauty and I speak behind a plastic smile. "It's so nice to see you. You look beautiful. Truth be told, I never thought I'd see you again. I hope that you enjoy your time back and Merry Christmas." After that, I never saw nor spoke to her again.
@gburner666
9 жыл бұрын
Who acculy read this whole thing
@TJhandford524
9 жыл бұрын
Abridged version: I met a beautiful girl, I fell in love, she moves to the other side of the country, she stopped talking to me out of the blue, gets a boyfriend, I get sad.
@RengarGengar
9 жыл бұрын
Yo , like did anyone actually read this?
@hoeshook2930
9 жыл бұрын
TJhandford524 Ohh I'm so sorry bruh
@idmello1761
9 жыл бұрын
I won't go into details but I know the feels man and they suck.
@marilia1993
10 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why but I was blushing like crazy through the whole video xP. You sir are a great story teller.
@julieivanova5270
7 жыл бұрын
dude that was the most beautiful and sad love story i've heard i i freaking loved it
@zyeriasmith1438
4 жыл бұрын
I find this video 9 years later, and I still get hit in the feels when I hear this story 🥺
@r0mit
10 жыл бұрын
Friend or not friend, girlfriend or not girlfriend, making a girl cry is the WORST feeling ever.
@merrondouglas3536
7 жыл бұрын
TEXT LESS. CALL MORE. DON'T LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AGAINST OR WHAT YOU'RE FOR
@iridinucci2554
7 жыл бұрын
Merron Douglas rlly felt that Hamilton reference
@fangirlfrantic4711
7 жыл бұрын
I'm late but... HAMILTON
@devanbrajevich5936
6 жыл бұрын
WHAT TIME IS IT? FLIRT TIME
@cindeefooderdrawz6008
6 жыл бұрын
The feels r ready
@zachariahwhite159
6 жыл бұрын
There are 69 likes, I'm not going to mess it up by liking the comment
@pizzleuniverze
2 жыл бұрын
it's a tradition at this point to go back and watch this video every few weeks
@hemaashley1682
6 жыл бұрын
hey swoozie!! your one of my favorite KZitemrs big fan!! I think when something like this occurs and it doesn't work out, we first think, this is a huge loss..if only this..what if I said or did that differently...the truth is even if it feels real BUT it can't get to that official relationship it just would've never made it to the end..your dream girl and you will run into problems all the time but can get through it.. you will both find that light at the end of the tunnel-- so she's may seem like your dream girl but it wasn't..but I think you'll find her most def..if its in your heart it will happen! take care and all the best in all aspects of life!! great great work bro --hema
@wizrhoa
7 жыл бұрын
Ok when he told her to get the lotion I so thought it was going to be something else 😂
@keith7272
7 жыл бұрын
OMG Same XD
@thomashester2
6 жыл бұрын
Izzy Rhoades he had a video talking about his message book with the model on the plane
@analieseguzman9076
6 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@superunicorn2409
6 жыл бұрын
Izzy Rhoades damn girl where yo innocence at? 😂😂
@rootz420
5 жыл бұрын
The girl wanted it to be something else but he too nice n not aggressive enough like she said.
@ThePaintballgun
7 жыл бұрын
How do you possibly have 6-7 hours a day to talk to a ting on the phone?
@wildcardwinner6219
7 жыл бұрын
Don't Even Bother 7pm to 1 am? Idk? Lol
@dragular65
5 жыл бұрын
my record...14 hours phone call with a girl...that shit was lit
@jamesr5167
5 жыл бұрын
dragular what did you even have the chance to talk about
@aliahc8595
4 жыл бұрын
I rarely sleep and am nocturnal so that makes it easier for me 😅
@janiahpapaya5988
4 жыл бұрын
My longest with a past s/o was like...13 hours i think. He woke me up with texts so i just talked to him the rest of the day...it was really nice tbh
@thatgirlkj432
3 жыл бұрын
I just love how his face lights up talking. Hits different after midnight. Plus the same thing happens to me after you make me cry. I feel your pain but once we done feeling sorry for ourselves it's over😭
@akpom9
3 жыл бұрын
Bro. You’ve made me realize something. I need to work on my texting game more, appreciate you bro 💪
@LizziesAnswers
10 жыл бұрын
She can for sure emotionally reconnect!
@lizziesalgado7169
10 жыл бұрын
Hey Lizzie :3 Im One Of Your Subbies :)
@lizziesalgado7169
10 жыл бұрын
Well I can :P
@euphoria_8807
10 жыл бұрын
and its okay sWooZie, she sounds complicated
@chacharealsmooth9896
10 жыл бұрын
:0 hanji!!
@euphoria_8807
10 жыл бұрын
hi!
@fish6911
10 жыл бұрын
I am so sorry to hear about what happened to Sawney and Bean.
@euphoria_8807
10 жыл бұрын
i know ;( Annie still owes me that apology
@newbmarth8517
10 жыл бұрын
I ❤️❤️❤️❤️💚💚💚💚💜💜💜💜💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛 Attack on Titan
@The843legendz
6 жыл бұрын
I'm not even mad at you taking it slow. The hardest lesson learned for me was just because you CAN go all they doesn't mean you SHOULD.
@katiearellanes811
6 жыл бұрын
sWooZie your so awesome! Omg this is so cool that you do this! You've helped me through a lot!
@alyssaselin4707
9 жыл бұрын
never dated anyone :/ I mean I know im not a model but im not ugly... maybe its because I like video games and anime O.O....
@romanrosari8360
9 жыл бұрын
Well you sound like MY dream person :) You'll find someone eventually
@alyssaselin4707
9 жыл бұрын
Thank you :3 I'm glad there is nice people like you
@MrToalewa8376
9 жыл бұрын
selin twilight You are my type of person
@alyssaselin4707
9 жыл бұрын
So many nice people!! 😭
@eveningrice
9 жыл бұрын
selin twilight Lol I like video games and anime and my girlfriend is one of the hottest in school. Dw, you'll find someone.
@sentiecide686
8 жыл бұрын
Honestly, out of all of the famous KZitemrs out there, you're probably the one with the most interesting life.
@robbearts7192
7 жыл бұрын
how people flirt : hey how are you doing how i flirt : euhhmmm yeee euhmnn i thh...think youuu...ure cu...tee..e
@joycemaysonet4465
4 жыл бұрын
I ALMOST CRIED!!! 😂😂 I feel so sorry for swoozie man like, I've been in that same situation and like daaang, that's harsh
@UltimaKombat
8 жыл бұрын
Flirting is not my strongest trait... Girl: Wow, I really like your eyes! Me: Do you like Jellybeans? I like jellybeans. Girl: No, not really to be honest Me: ... Me: Goodbye
@gr8purplepenguin540
8 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't like jellybeans lol
@UltimaKombat
8 жыл бұрын
Gr8PurplePenguin Honestly I hate you lol
@gr8purplepenguin540
8 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm sorry I just don't exactly like them that much. :)
@sauceislame5916
8 жыл бұрын
+SuperGamingUltima lmao who doesnt like jelly beans??? XD well except the black ones ^-^ sowwy
@UltimaKombat
8 жыл бұрын
The Impala I love the black ones.
@xTwilightWolvesx
7 жыл бұрын
In this rn because my crush is "too busy" and "too immature" for a relationship 😭😭
@Stellas.coaching
6 жыл бұрын
good luck
@TiberiusELP
4 жыл бұрын
it’s bs
@davescorner548
2 жыл бұрын
Man I grew up on these videos and I just wanna say I appresciate you swooze
@stephaniebowden222
4 жыл бұрын
You are such an amazing story teller. I’m leaning into my iPad, hanging on your every word like your freaking Hans Christian Anderson, telling one of the sad ending fairy tales.
@descent8275
9 жыл бұрын
well. I never had a flirt story. hanging out with friends or playing videogames instead. Shit I'm close to 22 years. need to do something with my life!
@eighteensixtyfour19
9 жыл бұрын
I'm almost 20 & all I do is watch tv shows & break up fights between my brothers due to video games lmaooooo
@khirstin1
9 жыл бұрын
DESCENT I'm 23 1/2, I have friends that are married and have kids (at least have of them have kids some more than one) and all I get told from guys is that "I'm cute someone will come along, I give great hugs, and the best anime suggestions." About 95% of the conversations I have with guys are about anime. Life is sad.
@descent8275
9 жыл бұрын
XxxOctoberxxX123 well, we have to do other stuff. turn ourselfes around. see the real world. turn ourselfes from the inside to the outside. get a new cool haircut. new pair of pants. ride a bike just for fun. go swimming in that public lake. start a cool project everyone can see. me for myself... I started a car project. damn it eats a lot of money. Nissan 200SX (240 in Merica) S13. Restauration. with RB25DET engine. I build it up to 600hp. On the other side I started to train my body. More muscles and stuff. Im 166 and skinny. already trained 5 kg's on. Thats where I know the most people from. Feels good. I don't even have time to play games under the week. and it feels damn good. and i feel so free! you should try some similar stuff. Sry for bad english.^^
@Sleepinmokey
9 жыл бұрын
DESCENT Same here I'm turning 21, and nothing is happening in my life. With friends or girls :(.
@Lu-jf6bk
8 жыл бұрын
I could not flirt it goes like this boy:Hey how you doing? me: *silent* boy:hello? me:*panics*oh hey hi, do you like rocks? i like rock. See that one over there? Im going to go look at it. alone. Bye!
@Jazma_edits
8 жыл бұрын
+lu W. (lulu) That sounds more like rejection.
@reese8217
8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alesandragerace9717
8 жыл бұрын
my conversation with Elijah: boy: Hi! me:........... Hello? boy:you are looking good! me: thanks?0_0
@Lu-jf6bk
8 жыл бұрын
alesandra gerace omg lol!
@mekhiupshur1800
8 жыл бұрын
fun
@_ra9____
6 жыл бұрын
Swoozie ur just the best. Love ur videos. Spirits lifted!!!!!
@pemser4845
3 жыл бұрын
Swoozie Ive been following you for about a month now and I feel like I know you more than I know my actual friends. Every video of yours brings me into a whole other world. It's like watching a TV show but of an actual decent human being. Keep up the great content and don't change. You'll find your love sooner or later. But one thing I've learned is don't mistake lust for love and make sure they will go the extra 10 miles for you that we all know you would go for them.
@DiznilyLove
10 жыл бұрын
Rewatching your old vids and I STILL melt from the inside out :3 oh my word!
@meloniez427
7 жыл бұрын
Wait, she could "mess" with your emotions like that, but you couldn't? 😂 crazy.
@thegreatonecometh200
5 жыл бұрын
She told him his problem! He's weak willed and indecisive
@bw4348
4 жыл бұрын
That doesn't excuse her hypocrisy and flaky nature. Her later criticisms of him were just indirect ways of telling him she's not into him without making her feel insensitive and like the bad guy. Lots of mind games were played by her and she was probably using him as a security blanket while she was hoping to mend things with her ex. He shouldn't have indulged her flip flopping emotions though. She got comfortable taking him for granted. The ordering him around during the massage was a bad sign too.
@dairdb
6 жыл бұрын
damn i needed this video about a year ago, you know before i had a mental break down and had to go to therapy. Yea you never think that girls leading you on and then shrugging you off would effect you so much, but after it happens a good amount of times and then you finally let your guard down to someone and they do it too. you start blaming yourself. Then you end up depressed on a counseling couch
@naudiasolomon5504
3 жыл бұрын
I’m jus realizing this video is 8 years old but I love the concept of using toys and stuff as a visual before your cartoon days , you’ve come so far congratulations! ✨
@carrastealth
8 жыл бұрын
That "shield" always has a tendency to go up and down and mostly at the wrong times when it's something we truly want. At times when we're young though we don't know when that shield is protecting us or if we're using that shield to be petty behind. We get it as we get older when we look back on times that 'shield' cost us a lot when better decision making and a little more maturity would have given us a different outcome. But at the same time gotta admit to ourselves we weren't as mature and knowledgeable then as we became now and when we think of it that way, eventhough back then we thought we "got it", what we "get" now, is on a whole other level, especially in appreciating and not taking things for granted. However those kind of experience, and sometimes misses are what teach us lessons, and mature us so that one day when we find ourselves in the same situations we make the right decisions. It's all about life preparing us for the next day, as long as we learn from the previous one.
@cat5220
7 жыл бұрын
You need to be a therapist
@aqazxdrobles2820
7 жыл бұрын
carrastealth amazing *claps* 👏 👏 👏
@jessielynnd13
7 жыл бұрын
I was in a flirtationship wit this guy for months almost a year.. now we are closing in on two years as an official couple.
@teamdimension8519
5 жыл бұрын
Congrats on being part of the 5%
@orancallaghan4288
6 жыл бұрын
Bro this is the first sWoozie video to ever make me cry because I can relate so effing much to this man
@averycrumrine3453
6 жыл бұрын
why do I feel this on such a spiritual level omf
@KatrinaBMoon
10 жыл бұрын
I love the foods joke at the end
@ellyuploads
8 жыл бұрын
My way of "flirting" Person : Hey :) Me : *silence* Person : I just want you to know that you're a really awesome person and I hope that we can hangout more, y'know? Me : *stares, silence, walks away* Person : Ooooooohh-kayy? Me : *comes back* Bring me kiwi.
@iredeji-adams2246
7 жыл бұрын
Im sorry, did u just say kiwi? Umm, let me just say something.....Nutella
@ellyuploads
7 жыл бұрын
Rue Dragneel 1.) It's healthy. 2.) It's a cute word
@iredeji-adams2246
7 жыл бұрын
ellyuploads Do you watch the anime Fairy Tail? 'Cos the part where you come back ask for kiwi, that reminded me a hella lot of Panther Lily
@ellyuploads
7 жыл бұрын
Rue Dragneel mayyyybeeeeee.....
@samuelhaynie9767
7 жыл бұрын
ellyuploads I'm like My "friend" : Hey Me : 😮 h-h-h-hey 😦*goes into the bathroom and throws up for ten minutes
@mendezzer0942
6 жыл бұрын
I love Swoozies channel! He has some of the most awesomest stories that always make me laugh cause I can sooo relate to most of them
@ericphulchand7151
5 жыл бұрын
Dude I feel you👀I know the struggle 💯I know what your go through dude! 👌🏼
@CoolG845
9 жыл бұрын
Everytime a girl likes me, i don't like her. And everytime i like a girl, she friendzones me -.-
@nfnmrm9652
9 жыл бұрын
CoolG845 when you know she likes you go ask her out.
@dukeshalders4582
9 жыл бұрын
happens to me most of the time buddy
@bbobro7031
8 жыл бұрын
Same way with girls. It happens to everyone, regardless of gender bro. XD
@th0masix45
8 жыл бұрын
It's thug life right
@SuperIcelight
8 жыл бұрын
When a girl likes you, and you don't, you just don't like her. When it's the other way round, she friendzones you. Hypocrite.
@claudiacarmona264
8 жыл бұрын
I love how I saw this when I'm in a middle of a flirationship
@64bitUnity
8 жыл бұрын
+Claudia Carmona Then just remember not to do as she did and ignore that the guy also gets the similar feelings to what you get.
@joshjones12
8 жыл бұрын
+Claudia Carmona sameee
@jordynglennie9290
8 жыл бұрын
same!!!!
@cyberakali1870
Жыл бұрын
Im budge watching your videos backward. I’ve ended up on this video that i have never seen. Hole shit this is the best story time ever, I was so dissociated from around me and so focused and locked into the story. it was so good. 😅
@uelfigaro6951
5 жыл бұрын
Yo ima just say full respect on u and Trinidad forever soca be our callin but for real u fed be preaching and it be helping me with my decision and it helps
@pearls2131
8 жыл бұрын
I've been watching you all day. Totally addicted.
@jennyneutron6748
7 жыл бұрын
"wake up with a warm tongue on her neck..." I'm dead.
@subscriberswithoutavideo-fn5vp
5 жыл бұрын
i love swoozie so much like literally his stories are sooooo entertaining
@LowkeyHundo
3 жыл бұрын
Just got out of a 2 year relationship. She cheated on me with a coworker. Going through it rn. You’ll probably never see this @sWooZie but thank you. Your videos are helping me during this time.
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