Fun Fact: This fine beverage takes on an entirely different flavor after about 1/2 of the can. You also get to taste it again about 5 minutes after you finish it.
@robotslug
3 жыл бұрын
We once played 10 cup four loko pong in lieu of beer pong, with everclear "landmines". I passed out on the side of the persons house, in a pile of shitty rags next to the air conditioner that they had previously used to clean up their dogs diarrhea from inside its kennel and the wall behind said kennel. 4/10, ok night.
@helterskelter4every1
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget: if you drink enough of it, you can also taste it the next day too, and possibly even a second time round as it comes back up again. If you go that route though, sweeter is always better 😂🤣😂🤣
@Xmasta420
3 жыл бұрын
@@robotslug why were those just on the side of their house?
@robotslug
3 жыл бұрын
@@Xmasta420 They were irresponsible and lazy.
@scramblesthedeathdealer
3 жыл бұрын
@@robotslug "4/10, ok night." I love your optimism! 🤣
@mt_byers
3 жыл бұрын
this man is a reviewer from the 50s who’s been forced to try modern alcohol
@Fragrantbeard
3 жыл бұрын
"Modern alcohol"?! Sweet baby Jesus, don't claim this shit.
@nicholasbova9909
3 жыл бұрын
I see it as "guy who got hired to do an ad for the alcohol but decided to not follow the script and say how he really felt once the camera started rolling"
@jborrego2406
3 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@nipplecollector7818
3 жыл бұрын
@@Fragrantbeard four loko came out in 2005 that sounds pretty recent
@ghlibisk67
3 жыл бұрын
They should film in black and white.
@maxuabo
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this channel just comes into existence. This is incredible
@boogalo781
3 жыл бұрын
I got hooked after watching him try everclear
@memebandit
3 жыл бұрын
HAHA YEAH HOW CRAZY JUST COMES INTO EXISTENCE UNLIKE OTHER CHANNELS LOL AM I RIGHT @MAX ???
@maxuabo
3 жыл бұрын
@@memebandit hehe u so funny with such a quirky unique take on humor. U shud run 4 presidant
@goddammitboi
3 жыл бұрын
@@maxuabo Is he even real? Looks like a deepfake
@aymuhspunj
3 жыл бұрын
@@goddammitboi cant wait till they reveal its just been ryan reynolds this entire time.
@AustinAndDarrion
3 жыл бұрын
When I was 18 I drank 2 and a half of these and drunk called a girl and we’ve been together for 5 years next week
@effichie9724
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats, bruh
@Masked_SVincent
3 жыл бұрын
Mission successful
@4ll1d0155m0k3w33d
3 жыл бұрын
Best Four Loco story I've ever heard.
@bmartin4320
3 жыл бұрын
@@4ll1d0155m0k3w33d every other one revolves around a near death experience
@Holtkid13
3 жыл бұрын
Misson failed successfully.
@Blankford777
11 ай бұрын
Pre-2011 Four Loko was OTHERWORDLY - I knew grown men who'd been alcoholics for 40 years that were falling down after 2 of them. My roomate would double fist them and blackout for 36 hours. When they announced they were nerfing them I went out and bought a case (12) and drank them slowly over the next 6 months so I could reminisce all those blacked out memories I couldn't remember.
@BigSeth1090
10 ай бұрын
I was there when they first released Lokos. The original recipe made me the man I am today. And man was it the cheapest way to have five really fun hours then hug the toilet all night!
@lukegrayston2507
3 жыл бұрын
Makes me think of someone chewing watermelon gum.... and then spitting it right in my mouth 🤣 what a line
@BA-ev4cq
3 жыл бұрын
Its called a snowball lol!!!
@seanthomas6235
3 жыл бұрын
haha I literally burst out laughing
@imaramblins
3 жыл бұрын
Four Loko: Pairs great with "slow, dark anger." lol
@CDDub96
3 жыл бұрын
Only the Gold though. Watermelon is decidedly happy
@yungmarsupial
3 жыл бұрын
The slightly unhinged yet entirely suburban aesthetic of this channel soothes my soul, and unsettles my mind. Keep up the work, however good it is. (It’s reall good)
@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth
3 жыл бұрын
"pour some out for those not on attendance...due to them being dead." *Sad alcoholic noises*
@Kojima93
3 жыл бұрын
True story: I was young and these things were just released before they toned them down. Myself along with three of my friends all decided to go out to the city fair this night and decided to each have 3 four locos (without really knowing what they would do to us). We started in a jacuzzi with alot more friends and ended up drinking all 3. We got separated, I could no longer operate my phone. Asked a cop for help. Was told to fuck off. My friend almost got arrested for reasons unknown to this day. Another one was lost and crying and found by me. Night was a fucking disaster. Never tried them since.
@TheFIoridaMan
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a real life “ the hangerover “ movie
@iian_
3 жыл бұрын
The amount of caffeine in the old ones was literally dangerous. They toned it down due to several deaths.
@northodges
3 жыл бұрын
“asked a cop for help. Was told to fuck off.” LOL
@fcon8507
3 жыл бұрын
See, that's the true danger of these things. Enough alcohol to black you out, combined with a cocktail of stimulants to keep your body moving. It's like the alcohol equivalent of PCP.
@wallacegrommet9343
3 жыл бұрын
to no one’s surprise
@italiansunrunner
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Four Loko. I remember me and my friend poured this into a styrofoam cup and 10 minutes later the cup fell apart
@grey6183
3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Man in late 20’s attempts to not reveal the knowledge of his college days
@Alskaskan
3 жыл бұрын
"It's like liquid Ritalin, mixed with Coca Cola, and the old time Coca-Cola that had cocaine in it!" Dude that got me. Subscribed!
@maxifernandez1760
3 жыл бұрын
"Do you think they stopped selling Four Lokos because they allowed you to respec all your points into *strength?"* -Bing
@bearothebear9755
3 жыл бұрын
There it is.
@drackar
3 жыл бұрын
I miss real four loko. Alcoholic energy drinks that caused heart attacks in weaker underage drinkers.
@BigBoyXP4014
3 жыл бұрын
Literally just buy a regular four loko and a pack of caffeine tablets. Crush up about 250mg of caffeine (standard for energy drinks) and dump it in, mix well, and you're ready to wake up in a holding cell with two fingers missing and a frankly impressive penis tattooed on the back of your calf!
@iian_
3 жыл бұрын
@@BigBoyXP4014 that is a horrible suggestion to anyone who might be dumb enough to try it.
@BigBoyXP4014
3 жыл бұрын
@@iian_ Correct.
@320466
3 жыл бұрын
If they die they die.... Pathetic
@drackar
3 жыл бұрын
@@320466 I guess you missed the joke.
@bassplane
3 жыл бұрын
“Like someone smashed smarties and cocaine together” hahahahahahaha
@DiniduPerera
2 жыл бұрын
Totally accurate 😂 ...Along with a LOT of malt liquor flavor.
@CourtneyVarner
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sober now (3 years woooo) but i'm still going to watch every one of these damn videos.
@shanes.690
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats
@prickles21
3 жыл бұрын
Watching these makes me want to stop drinking
@Cybrphunk84
3 жыл бұрын
better than an aa meeting
@rocknrolan7371
3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations I’m in my 19th month !
@CourtneyVarner
3 жыл бұрын
@@rocknrolan7371 good going! I'd say it gets easier but it doesn't. Day at a time.
@agoogolofgeese
2 жыл бұрын
I drank close to 3 of these sometime in 2009 (when there was caffeine in em) and - allegedly - trashed a neighborhood pool, pooped in the living room of an unfinished house, climbed a telephone pole, and woke up fully clothed with sand all in my hair and a broken pinky toe. That’s not like me at all, and I’m amazed that I didn’t get arrested, or worse. Haven’t touched it since!
@TheFos88
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely beautiful.
@johncarsun
10 ай бұрын
This comment had a more interesting narrative than most modern TV shows.
@everthealtruist
11 ай бұрын
"My favorite's the purple 'cause it kinda taste like Dimatap" - A quote that will forever live rent free in my head.
@pcarter1989
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious, and I don't know if he does his own video editing or not, but it's perfect. The cut where you get just like 1/8th of a second of him pulling a face after making a semi-earnest comment is just on point. It's like a meta-commentary of the desperation of losing your job, descent into lower-social-class alcoholism, coping, and the barely-contained insanity of maintaining the façade of a lifestyle that's quickly eroding, but it's all done without any irony, winking, or whining. I love it. Thanks for making these.
@darkninjacorporation
3 жыл бұрын
Do you think he rehearses his lines before hand, because I love how he starts getting a sugar rush halfway through.
@krisbrixon
3 жыл бұрын
I would guess more like 30 minutes or more of recording and cutting all but the best 4 minutes.
@RetroDrew
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is 100% scripted. Him getting a sugar rush is the joke. If he actually drank both of those cans he would have been absolutely trashed 😂😂😂.
@Ogrematic
3 жыл бұрын
@@RetroDrew Professional alcoholics can injest a staggering amount of alcohol, or drink a normal amount and "function," so to speak.
@RetroDrew
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ogrematic While that is true I still believe this is scripted.
@Ogrematic
3 жыл бұрын
@@RetroDrew I dated an alcoholic for a while. You'd be surprised, maybe. She was great. She died.
@cricketjumper5677
3 жыл бұрын
"Slammed a bunch of smarties and cocaine together"! This is the quality insight that years of training provides! Keep up the good work! 😂
@marcusschmidt3888
3 жыл бұрын
The loko shook him so hard he forgot the rating🤣🤣🤣
@FPSDIESEL
3 жыл бұрын
I once downed enough four loko to blackout and throw up green vomit on the floor of my turns out it's not green. So I guess I'll live with this mystery.
@nihilistic_missile-launche4128
3 жыл бұрын
Howdy diesel
@energywine
3 жыл бұрын
you threw up Slimer
@Che8t
3 жыл бұрын
Turns out the amount of four loco needed to blackout is one four loco
@charliepotts2103
3 жыл бұрын
Yo its diesel
@VitoPlaysGames
3 жыл бұрын
Most likely stomach bile
@moderatesunited
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing like drinking all the beer in the apartment and walking to the gas station to buy four Loko to keep the party going. Good times circa 2009.
@seijuruhiko
3 жыл бұрын
I remember these things! Shame they removed the caffeine, they didn't really taste the same after that. Truly baby's first malt liquor drink.
@TehhLeviathan
3 жыл бұрын
@@heinousdickanus6040 Sounds like a pleasurable 4 hours, being blackout drunk feels amazing
@iian_
3 жыл бұрын
Mixing uppers and downers is never a good idea.
@iian_
3 жыл бұрын
@@heinousdickanus6040 several sheets? How strong is the acid you get? Are you sure that it isn't just a research chemical? If you have good acid it can easily be 200 plus micrograms per tab. Taking more than two of those is something most people don't do twice.
@iian_
3 жыл бұрын
Glad you are actually knowledable, but my god man you consider a month between trips to be a break? You can't expect a spiritual or profound experience if you're abusing it. Its just my opinion but that is totally incorrect use of psychedelics. Edit: oh I missed the 6 reading through that but that still isn't really that long 😅
@iian_
3 жыл бұрын
@@heinousdickanus6040 you're not special dude you're an addict 🤣
@Patrick.Weightman
3 жыл бұрын
There's no caffeine in four loko anymore, FDA basically forced everyone to remove it in the 90s in response to when kids started getting hospitalized after drinking too much, since caffeine helps "mask" the effects of alcohol. They also saw it as being enticing to those under 21, as it would "resemble" or "imply" an energy drink
@matthall7359
9 ай бұрын
The 90s? What are you like 12? 4lokos didn’t hit mainstream until like 20 years after the 90s. This is like saying it’s a shame that 9/11 happened in the mid 70s.
@jamesfleming1155
3 жыл бұрын
Four loco is for when you’re at the grocery store and you don’t wanna drive to the liquor store and you just wanna get lit.
@NeverMindMan
2 жыл бұрын
People like you have it lucky. I live in an area of Maryland where liquor, even low-content stuff like beer, is almost exclusively sold in liquor stores. Some gas stations can sell beer and some novelties (like Mike’s or Twisted Tea) but they’re few and far between. I know a gas station that has a Subway inside it that also sells beer. I kinda want to try Four Loko though, but I’m new to alcohol so I might hold off on it for a bit.
@trolljones4386
Жыл бұрын
@@NeverMindMan 4 Loko is just gross but I'm in Jersey and all of all alcohol 99 percent is sold in liquor stores none in gas stations. Pennsylvania has really weird liquor laws to where I'm glad I'm from Jersey (beer stores privately owned and government wine and liquor stores).
@LunatheMoonDragon
3 жыл бұрын
I’m slightly disappointed that he never stated why four loko was considered crazy and was banned back before they changed it. For those who didn’t know, it was sold as an alcoholic beverage and an energy drink in one. It was absolutely insane, and got banned in almost all US states. They ended up taking out a few of the energy drink components and stopped marketing it as an energy drink before reintroducing it, which is why he’s able to drink it today.
@kaikai9533
3 жыл бұрын
I am really hoping that he is a great actor, otherwise I worry for his health
@RicardoMoralesMassin
3 жыл бұрын
The secret link of the day, any-thing at all...
@Corcky54
3 жыл бұрын
I love when people say they get sloshed from one Four Loko. I didn't try one until I was like... 28. I immediately thought: "where have you been my last seven years." Now I'm 29 and it gives me terrible heartburn, but I still love it
@bishopp14
3 жыл бұрын
I had one of these on New Year's Eve a few years back and after the countdown (and as the bar was closing down) I gave some dude at the bar my prize NYE hat and stumbled back to my hotel room where I was sharing a room with 2 of my friends. They were married and went back a little early so they could have sex before I got there. I passed out just outside of the room and when my buddy went to go look for me he found me slumped beside the door with the room key still in my hand. He brought me in and put me in my bed. I got up at some point and really had to piss so I made my way to the bathroom (still extremely intoxicated) and while I was pissing the endless piss I thought to myself, why the hell am I still dressed?? (I sleep naked) I then proceeded to get into my birthday suit and walk out completely naked, marched right across the room (in full view of my very conscious and somewhat conservative friends) and passed out on my bed face up. No covers, no clothes, no shame...Four Loco.
@VegasViking420
3 жыл бұрын
This channel popped up randomly in my recommended and i love it lol instant subscribe
@kbckj
3 жыл бұрын
went to a house party when these had just come out (they were stronger then) the event was called four lokos and a dj, it's all everyone was drinking. needless to say people were literally turning into zombies and dropping like flies after two lokos. good times.
@slyfox1223
3 жыл бұрын
Like a great man once said: "Do you think they banned Four Loko because they let you respec all your points into strength?"
@RogueLG
3 жыл бұрын
He needs to try the fine cocktail of the “Sidewalk Slammer”. You take half a colt 45 and mix a full 4loko gold. It’s a beautiful combination.
@jblizzy6891
3 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts thinking of this
@scramblesthedeathdealer
3 жыл бұрын
Fast forward maybe 45 minutes, and as you're being tackled to the sidewalk by a cop and handcuffed, you're thinking to yourself, "ohhhh, that's why they call it that!" 🤕
@Gottacacheemalll
3 жыл бұрын
I used to do it with 211 and sparx
@got2kittys
3 жыл бұрын
My stomach did a little flip-shiver just reading about that.
@Dylans503
11 ай бұрын
Ours was a 40 and mad dog 2020
@chrism82793
3 жыл бұрын
And now we're starting to see the breakdown only four episodes in.
@chimphead73
3 жыл бұрын
This man drank a whole eight loko!
@LeonardEisen
3 жыл бұрын
Starbucks, Red Bull, the talk of "[coffee] beans" - It seems like you're making reference to there being caffeine content in Four Loko, but that's actually no longer the case. Four Loko used to have caffeine and other energy drink chemicals originally, and it was marketed as being the combination between an energy drink and a malt liquor. But the FDA cracked down on the market and made the company change the recipe. The concern was that encouraging people to drink caffeine and alcohol together is inherently dangerous (more than consuming either chemical alone), which is probably true. It was really well marketed at young drinkers - still is - and even though it no longer contains the ingredients that made it so infamous in the headlines, it has stayed popular as a dumb ass drink. That said, I knew dudes who would drink that stuff along with some pre-workout (caffeine powder) to recreate the old effect. But yeah, it doesn't have stimulants anymore. It's just a gross-ass malt liquor with hella sugar.
@SlavicCelery
3 жыл бұрын
This review brings back memories of fishing loose change out of my parents car, to cover the costs of a four loko. Not great memories, but memories nonetheless. Watermelon bridges a gap between a watermelon jolly rancher and a 9-volt battery.
@carrottopevans
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on being the secret link! Your channel is hidden gold
@kevinjohnson7300
3 жыл бұрын
Last time I drank that shit I was sitting in the back of a car with a few people and That's the last thing i remember. I wake up the next day to see that I bought a bag of weed and lost my ipod lol.
@TheCatWitch63
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is really really good! Thank you, Phil for shining a light in his direction, and thank you @unemployedwineguy for such good content and acting!
@xtremememestv1717
11 ай бұрын
Four loko played a big part in my fiancé leaving me LMAO god bless. This man is waking up, getting sober ✌️❤️
@EyesOfByes
3 жыл бұрын
Cue the Phil DeFranco avalanche ☺️
@unemployedwineguy
3 жыл бұрын
Nice! 🙌 Where did he share? I can’t seem to find it!
@kalevstheworld
3 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy It's the sercret link of the day in today's Philip Defranco Show!
@unemployedwineguy
3 жыл бұрын
@@kalevstheworld - Amazing!!
@nickhunt1833
3 жыл бұрын
I found this on my home page and man this is fantastic absolutely hilarious
@Punkini
3 жыл бұрын
This man has jim Carrey energy... honestly wouldn’t be shocked if he became an actor. He’d be delightful at it bfhcbdhc
@ManDingo612
3 жыл бұрын
This channel just popped up out of nowhere and I'm glad it did!
@TheBoliviaShow
3 жыл бұрын
"who are no longer in attendance..." ..."due to being dead."
@MindlessTube
3 жыл бұрын
i dont get it
@sealionroar
3 жыл бұрын
@mindlesstube when people die they don't go to things any more
@zyzerfire
3 жыл бұрын
@@MindlessTube Pouring one out for the homies... but fancy
@MindlessTube
3 жыл бұрын
@@sealionroar but what does that have to do with video
@sealionroar
3 жыл бұрын
@@MindlessTube he probably invited dead people but they couldn't come
@ezb3970
3 жыл бұрын
“Even pour some out for your friends who are no longer in attendance” 🤣🤣🤣
@patnasty10
3 жыл бұрын
" I WAS HAPPY AFTER THE WATERMELON; AFTER THE GOLD, ANGER. "
@camillrgagne4875
3 жыл бұрын
Watching his channel is a roulette game of "will he burst into tears on this one"
@kane2103
3 жыл бұрын
I can remember the watermelon taste on it's way out, and now watermelon is forever ruined for me. Never again.
@JWhitesAZone
3 жыл бұрын
This channel is absolute gold. Four Loko Gold.
@FrankyAkamtsu
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, im just here to say "Hi!" from Philly D.
@thefinnlord
3 жыл бұрын
the parody is decently subtle, had to watch this one in particular to realize he's playing a character
@3v3y
3 жыл бұрын
They’re wayyyy too sweet I wish white claws were the same percentage
@josequintero7250
3 жыл бұрын
As a regular Four Loko drinker thank you for not shitting all over it, you a real one.
@brandonjdean
3 жыл бұрын
"maybe if you had a four loko youd have the balls to look me in the eyes" lol im ded
@gangstalker69
3 жыл бұрын
I watched a full grown man get so drunk he cried while asking for his friend in the bane of his friend neing killed in the most tragic of ways while the friend he was calling for was holding him in his arms telling him he was going to be all right and should eat some bread. Truly the original recipe was designed to bring us all closer together
@kasag37
3 жыл бұрын
two of those and your in a "lets go to chuck e cheese and fist fight a toddler" mood
@Devast8r34
3 жыл бұрын
I love how the internet has you doing this and everclear lol thank you btw
@helterskelter4every1
3 жыл бұрын
Omg!!! That sweater though 😂😂🤣🤣 “Trust me, I know wine because I wear the sweater” 😂🤣😂🤣
@dovermaskot4441
3 жыл бұрын
Dont sweat it :P
@grantrichardet6250
3 жыл бұрын
“I can feel it already” dude I can see it already in you
@sadmancho
3 жыл бұрын
He should have tried the original Four Loko.
@maybelikealittlebit
3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful. Just what I needed this quarantine. Excuse me while I binge the entire series.
@derekhovey5374
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely going to need your 0-100 rating on this one. You're on track to have good solid rating data for things that really matter in this year of 2020 lol.
@Malaphor
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, still waiting on that rating!
@AlexanderGGriffith
3 жыл бұрын
is it weird that the thing i like the most about these videos is that his kitchen is amazing?
@tailsgarcia6727
3 жыл бұрын
I think it's green screen?
@oranguman8606
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is like a 13 year old first drinking a cup of coffee
@heather7672
3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE this channel!! So funny!! My favorite unwind at the end of the day videos. You are wonderful!!
@xXKirkSoloXx
3 жыл бұрын
*smug look* "Probably some quality in there." *smug look* Hilarious.
@francistrombley7696
3 жыл бұрын
i think youtube is calling me an alcoholic for dropping this on my rec. But i fucking love this guy
@brooksington4696
3 жыл бұрын
Did someone say smarties and cocaine?! I think I need to give this four loko gold a try!! comparing four loko watermelon to a pinot grigio is...*chef's kiss*
@rageoftyrael
3 жыл бұрын
In his defense, he was really only comparing it to that based on alcohol content
@TatamiDisco
3 жыл бұрын
I used to drink these often when they had caffeine in them. Seven-Eleven usually had them 2 for $5 so it was a great option for pre-gaming before going out. Had so many fun nights I don't remember thanks to that stuff.
@claywilson9352
3 жыл бұрын
"Your heartbeat is extraordinarily slow."
@1980Baldeagle
3 жыл бұрын
I use to mix the lemonade four Loco with bottom shelf tequila. Called it a Loco Margarita. It was fun for a few hours. Then you realize you were just poisioned.
@bondservant4jesus
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on being "Secret Link of the Day!"
@tommyropp5389
3 жыл бұрын
My 21st was last week and I played a drinking game with my friends and drank nearly an entire can of the gold in the span of 25 minutes. I don't really remember much but I came back to it and the movie Surfs Up was just ending
@DJFreshJuice
3 жыл бұрын
Never drunk four loko in my life but damn was this entertaining. Subbbbbbed
@sephkurai
3 жыл бұрын
Not worth it! Way too much sugar and unknown stuff added. Pretty sure the caffeine was outlawed so they substituted.
@DJFreshJuice
3 жыл бұрын
@@sephkurai I've never actually seen it being sold here in the UK either way hahah, maybe for the best
@jamesparker2948
3 жыл бұрын
Last time I did my friend had a couple that he gave to me as a pregame gift for a gig I got to headline. Due to the cold and dryness of the air I'd just got done having a bloody nose of MONSTER proportions. I slammed both on the way there. Since I'd lost a good bit of blood my B.A.C. was very high. Didnt get a chance to be buzzed even. I puked everywhere and couldn't stand, ended up missing my first headliner venue...never again.
@JWitt30
3 жыл бұрын
Lol😂 Same
@uttersolitude
3 жыл бұрын
it's highly alcoholic malt liquor. It's pretty serious stuff even without the caffeine. It's not something you want to try to casually drink lmao.
@longshotmisfit5830
3 жыл бұрын
“Like somebody smashed a bunch of smarties and cocaine together”. Yep, dude has most accurate and descriptive pallet in history. 🤣🤣
@BeautifulAssassin666
3 жыл бұрын
This made my day. LMFAO
@squanchysquanch1840
11 ай бұрын
I drank 2 or 3 of these after school at a buddies place when I was 15-16 years old, back in 2011 or 2012. I had rode my bike over to his place lol. Afterwards I tried riding back home, I was fine for a hundred yards or so, but at some point my balance just completely left me. There was a ditch on the side of the street I was riding on, I swerved into the ditch and ate it. This was all in daylight lol like late afternoon. I brushed myself off, pulled the bike out of the ditch and hopped back on, started riding again. Made it a little ways and then rode into the back of a parked car. Ended up walking my bike the rest of the way home after that lmao. Good times
@ARSZLB
3 жыл бұрын
does he know that Four Loko hasn’t had any caffeine in it in years...?
@Gonzo100ish
3 жыл бұрын
Oh bud. OG Four Loko was an experience.
@jg1404
3 жыл бұрын
In Juarez you can still buy OG Four Loko for about $2 each. El Paso has a high DWIs for a reason
@angelsaavedra5870
3 жыл бұрын
still an extremely high sugar content.... god i miss the caffeine though. i want to feel like i'm dying physically, not only mentally when i drink them.
@Kay-rl9zw
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that same thing 😂 often people dont know that though. In 2010 in america a regulation was put in and they had to take the caffine out.
@Setixir
3 жыл бұрын
@@angelsaavedra5870 just take a five hour energy before hand? Anyway it was a good thing they did that honestly. People blacked the fuck out way too much on it.
@redghost-uy7hq
2 жыл бұрын
Since they removed the caffeine I just pour a 5 hour energy in them to make Nine Lokos
@darrianweathington1923
3 жыл бұрын
I miss original four loco, it was great
@elisabethsteklis8203
3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh. Brings back the nostalgia of my early twenties...I think... between this and Ever Clear, there's nothing left in the noggin 😂😂
@hello-rq8kf
11 ай бұрын
mommy mommy mommy
@jaxspider
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is gonna get real big. I'm Subscriber 340!
@Outsyder216
3 жыл бұрын
When I heard that hollow clink when he put the can down, I knew this vid would take a turn 🤣
@kcfreeman3021
3 жыл бұрын
"No wonder they call it gold, it has a real metallic taste in it"
@JM-rd6rq
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is the excited hand rubbing and Let's Try The Gold @2:06 i keep rewatching and loling for some reason
@InsaneamI
3 жыл бұрын
Lost it at the entire inventory of starbucks "beans to liquid"
@manwiththeplan67
3 жыл бұрын
He is taking off!!!! I love it. We are seeing the birth of a new channel
@frogit1880
3 жыл бұрын
I never realize that cam was more than one serving 😂
@vinnieravioli4653
3 жыл бұрын
Your enthusiasm sir, is second to fucking none. Subscribed!
@securus777
3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, better writing then Hollywood comedies.
@MeffTrain
3 жыл бұрын
Just stumbled on the channel. Love it so far; keep up the good work sir
@RoundCubee
3 жыл бұрын
holy shit this is quality content
@WrecklessEating
3 жыл бұрын
Amazing and on point haha
@caseybug1110
3 жыл бұрын
when he shook the nearly empty can, i actually leaned towards the screen. me and my friends couldn't even finish a full one together
@nipplecollector7818
3 жыл бұрын
lol four loko was my first experience with alcohol and i drank a full one but im fat so that might help
@caseybug1110
3 жыл бұрын
@@nipplecollector7818 i'm not exactly lean myself, we just couldn't finish it bc of the taste
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