ive watched so much frankie boyle lately that all my thoughts are voiced by him
@miloblackmetalhate
7 жыл бұрын
Don't pull the trigger when he invariably tells you to XD
@ethanashin7019
6 жыл бұрын
Me too
@aaronfledge
6 жыл бұрын
At least you haven't been binging on Norm Macdonald so much you're starting to talk like him. That doesn't end well
@eamonahern7495
2 жыл бұрын
As I was reading that comment my mind's voice changed from mine to Frankie's
@alexworld1992
2 жыл бұрын
Now I can only insult people with ridiculously specific and obscure references followed by a high pitch laugh and then a quick twitch of the upper lip.
@4exgold
9 жыл бұрын
that image of Rolf Harris sniffing out the kidnapped Nigerian girls oh man, great stuff Frankie
@LiNoeliam93
8 жыл бұрын
+4exgold Couldn't agree more. That's why I'm here - and it fuckin slays me every single time! >_
@stevepayne5965
8 жыл бұрын
+LiNoe Liam Same here!
@lawreence13
8 жыл бұрын
Why not go further and have Rolf sniffing their fannies blindfolded.You lot are corrupt.
@stevepayne5965
8 жыл бұрын
+Lawrence Jenkins Well I know I am.
@johnmckeen1487
8 жыл бұрын
4exgold s
@BackFromNowere
9 жыл бұрын
As a man from the North of England I feel more connected to Frankie and the Scots than I ever will Southerners and Tories.
@tombo1984
9 жыл бұрын
+BackFromNowere Move to Scotland then... Oh yeah... That's right... They don't want you because you are English... Awkward.
@BackFromNowere
9 жыл бұрын
I didn't say I was Scottish you clown. I've been to Scotland lots of times and get on quite well with the majority of them. Much better than arrogant posh Southerners. No surprises who they vote for.
@tombo1984
9 жыл бұрын
BackFromNowere Suggest you read my message again you have made yourself look an idiot.
@ilikezappa
9 жыл бұрын
+BackFromNowere Hey ! I am an arrogant posh Southern Tory , and you have never met me , or any of my staff . How do you know we wouldn`t be chums ?
@BackFromNowere
9 жыл бұрын
Chances are we wouldn't! No offence mate you might be a decent bloke ha.
@winviki123
6 жыл бұрын
That joke on American wars was on point 😂😂
@dtexas2964
6 жыл бұрын
How about something original from this "genius".
@zaynsadiq5536
5 жыл бұрын
@@dtexas2964 triggered yankee right here 😂😂😂
@jabbyjabjo
8 жыл бұрын
rolf harris on the scent,nearly fucking choked on my tea,
@vsha2
6 жыл бұрын
I lost my mind when he did that bit just then. I've had to pause the video.... OK going to continue playing now. Probably the funniest thing I've heard in 6 months.
@shawarmabrah3717
10 жыл бұрын
Massive respect for Frankie Boyle for saying the truth
@TheBomber15
8 жыл бұрын
That opening joke about the orange background was fucking gold.
@Batchall_Accepted
8 жыл бұрын
+TheBomber15 i dont know if you made that joke by accident or not
@TheBomber15
8 жыл бұрын
+Sean O'Brien Hahaha! I didn't mean it but good spot man!
@meadseyhd7863
8 жыл бұрын
+TheBomber15 no ones meant to be this nice on a Frankie Boyle vid
@Batchall_Accepted
8 жыл бұрын
Meadsey HD dont tell me how to live my life
@lawreence13
8 жыл бұрын
No it wasn't gold it was orange you fawning pillock.
@jonesjao5441
6 жыл бұрын
I know some don't know but Frankie is intelligent, eloquent, calm spoken and all most of his jokes have a political meaning
@aaronfledge
6 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece of a set. That last observation applies to the class divide everywhere in the world and it's just perfect.
@bigearedmouse17
9 жыл бұрын
49% of Scottish people want to be independent.51% of English people want Scotland to be independent,..sounds like a win win situation.
@billymac23454
9 жыл бұрын
Youd think so , but ...........!
@randotastic
9 жыл бұрын
bigearedmouse17 bad for "business", probably. Most of the US cheers when Texass cries for independence, and threatens to seceded. Please Go Away! The Mexican drug lords want your land...but, for some reason that stain just won't go away.
@KJ110813
9 жыл бұрын
david suycott imagine if we just let Texas secede, then follow up with an invasion and split the land and resources with Mexico, as well as dedicate the water from the Rio Grande to New Mexico and Arizona. Then build a wall funded by part of the oil profits to keep illegal Texans from entering the US or Mexico. That would be some funny shit.
@davidinchester
9 жыл бұрын
+bigearedmouse17 Actually it was 55 to 45, tell the truth on here!
@MikeTheBike58
7 жыл бұрын
bigearedmouse17 👏👏
@somerandomarmydude
8 жыл бұрын
Frankie's laugh could cure cancer.
@examper22
8 жыл бұрын
Or cause it.
@somerandomarmydude
8 жыл бұрын
Examper Or both *DUN DUN DUN!*
@deltoroperdedor3166
6 жыл бұрын
Anthony Haller and give a hundred people the lethal dose of radiation
@TheLionInWinter07
9 жыл бұрын
Fantastic as usual, its a great shame that mainstream media vilify important comics like Frankie for not towing the same old prime time ITV bullshit comedy line and actually speaking his mind, which just so happens to be the truth more often than not, if Lenny Bruce or Bill Hicks were around today they wouldn't get a look in on mainstream TV.
@bonkywollocks3078
4 ай бұрын
My sides actually hurt. The clutch thing had me bent double crying. Don't change Frankie, you're fuckin' brand new!
@aaronmicalowe
7 жыл бұрын
Frankie - a man so brutally honest that those without consciences cringe in fear.
@ControlDesigns
8 жыл бұрын
"Lets work Rolph Harris like a fucking sniffer dog" HAHAHAHA
@Jellybeantiger
6 жыл бұрын
Love the Scottish and Irish accents.
@iaindunbar1578
8 жыл бұрын
I think Frankie is getting better and better, more political. Scotland/UK answer to the likes of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
@lawreence13
8 жыл бұрын
he's getting better , his shite now so what was he like before.
@n9ne2006
8 жыл бұрын
+Lawrence Jenkins Fuck off. I keep seeing your fucking comments on this video and they are all as badly written as the previous. Get the fuck out.
@dave8323
7 жыл бұрын
+Lawrence Jenkins why watch the video then? Is your life so empty that you spend your time watching and commenting on things that you don't even like?
@iamurdad77
7 жыл бұрын
Lawrence you are a Tadger.
@harfast10
6 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle can only do filth and shock humour. When it comes to philosophy or politics he's got nothing on Carlin and Hicks.
@GTSmazhh
10 жыл бұрын
Frankie is slowly turning into Jessie Cox.
@franlovelsimic8421
7 жыл бұрын
Jamie Gray-ham or maybe Jesse and him are the same! Explains the 2 best laughs in the universe
@tilmanngeske5611
7 жыл бұрын
"Switzerland is friendly" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
@viewer.123
5 жыл бұрын
Compared to Scotland it is
@justthetruth1
8 жыл бұрын
frankie is brilliant, super funny guy.
@bubblezovlove7213
Жыл бұрын
Frankys laugh sounds like Peewee Herman's laugh in Flight of the navigator..... 😆. And yet I love Franky so....😎👍
@dansumner8131
7 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle is awesome
@dl4350
6 жыл бұрын
his points on America are so true
@Pooknottin
10 жыл бұрын
Hoping for Northern independence myself soon. Let's break it all up again and see if we can't get a real state out of all the chaos.
@chrismlone
7 жыл бұрын
Brining up Bellshill and Coatbridge! Priceless!
@barath4545
10 жыл бұрын
"He has the life expectancy of full-fat milk!". Lost it, just too funny! Boyle is (still) so awesome.
@Superfantastictop10
Жыл бұрын
Listen, that clutch has never been the same.
@eazyday8702
7 жыл бұрын
Frankie B is a legend
@ps3dubbs
7 жыл бұрын
Amazing performance
@Muazen
8 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle will be even funnier when I start understanding what he's saying.
@kalinpuls3784
8 жыл бұрын
it takes a bit, but you'll pick it up lol.
@lawreence13
8 жыл бұрын
Don't bother its usually vile filth
@iamurdad77
7 жыл бұрын
So why do we find you here Lawrence?
@thomaskelly5349
5 жыл бұрын
How do you no
@Sou1defiler
5 жыл бұрын
@Lawrence Aye nae bather pal, did ye hae tae sit at yir wee bittie plastic there and hiv simbidy work tha oot fir ye or did ye manage to wirk tha wee joke oot there yersel? Ah'm only askin cos ah hae a wee benefit do cimin up for stervin Brazilians and yer patter is jist amazin. Ony chance ye dae nichts? Brin alang Muazen there cis they dinnae seem tae understaun the concept o accents an dialects ye ken? Like awbidy speaks the queen's patter.
@Moloko_b
7 жыл бұрын
Frankie's laugh always gets me. class :)
@ch35t3rd3
7 жыл бұрын
04:12 - A bam with comic timing - I nearly p*ssed myself laughing
@theartfuldodger935
8 жыл бұрын
Wherever he finds himself, Frankie owns the room.
@riverarun
7 жыл бұрын
shame the English dont get a vote on wanting a union with scotland, wonder what the out come would be.
@riverarun
7 жыл бұрын
there is more than that for sure, and i like that alot, if it annoys you about brexit im happy and trumps here, its new begining. best wishes
@iamurdad77
7 жыл бұрын
I could not give a fuck about anything else apart from the fact i fucking hate england and so does the rest of the world! And that makes me Happy!
@riverarun
7 жыл бұрын
no you dont, you love us really, so much so you even decided to dump your own language to speak English, the world loves us.be happy
@riverarun
7 жыл бұрын
yawn! strange language none of that here thankyou. l dont like abba either.
@iamurdad77
7 жыл бұрын
Aye ok Pal! ALBA GU BRATH!
@creflot
6 жыл бұрын
Excellent. Just excellent.
@d1s2l3a4w5
8 жыл бұрын
Him, Henning Wehn and Ricky Gervais are the only people I find funny.. but Frankie wins everytime.. I nearly passed out with not being able to breathe from laughing with the Rolf Harris impression...
@darthhepsy
7 жыл бұрын
I knew it was gonna be good the moment he made the orange background joke 😂😂
@danielmorris9803
7 жыл бұрын
Love Frankie Boyle Wish Go To A Show
@Toasty667
8 жыл бұрын
At least with a video I can go to the toilet and still be able to watch when I come back.
@juliemachen2421
7 жыл бұрын
I Farking LOVE this guy, he's HILARIOUS!!
@JayWelton92
8 жыл бұрын
First country in the world to ever reject their own independence lol
@Sonoftoenails93
8 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Welton Australia rejects it's Independence
@niclouds5292
8 жыл бұрын
This is true. But we are unaware of this. If there was a vote we would currently choose independence. Australians aren't politically literate. +Sonoftoenails93
@ethanquirk28
8 жыл бұрын
There was a vote..... The vote was no..... That was what this video was about.....
@niclouds5292
8 жыл бұрын
Ethan Quirk The video was about Scotland you dolt.
@ethanquirk28
8 жыл бұрын
Ni Clouds Yes but the video was about a joke about SCOTLAND, and the way they VOTED to not be independent, so there was a vote and it was blatantly obvious from the fact it was continuously brought up in the video
@johnbaldock6353
10 жыл бұрын
This IS WHY The U.K NEEDS SCOTLAND! WE LOVE YA XXXX
@DewDewsDestiny
6 жыл бұрын
3:35 What a fucking line XD
@benrichards399
6 жыл бұрын
the rolf harris joke is the best.
@djrab1972
10 жыл бұрын
just watched Kevin Bridges great mate , keep posting videos.
@jamesmarriottsforeigndad6293
9 жыл бұрын
See, I'm from England and I normally don't care to much for politics (I'm 12), but Frankie please don't leave us!
@michaeltownsly1493
9 жыл бұрын
You are 12? How about you fuck off and go watch the wizards of waverly place or some bullshit.
@phild0633
9 жыл бұрын
***** he"s obviously a yank brat,,Feed him a burger or ten and he wont be able to use his keyboard for 1 minuite lol
@michaeltownsly1493
9 жыл бұрын
Phill D Lol you spastic, I couldn't be further from american. Based on your ignorance I'm going to assume you're english, and I'm more than likely right.
@michaeltownsly1493
9 жыл бұрын
Anya Fae I'm guessing English isn't your first language, yes?
@michaeltownsly1493
9 жыл бұрын
Anya Fae Wow, jesus, are you still in primary school or what? You seem to have a very basic grip of your native language.
@markt1387
2 жыл бұрын
"My hamster has chosen a suit for his funeral...."😂😂😂
@itsyeeboijeff6363
7 жыл бұрын
the Rangers Joke alone
@Gregsplays
8 жыл бұрын
as a man of Cornwall, i consider Scotland a beautiful country, and England a Beautiful country, and a Union that brings the two together, pure bliss...
@clydeblitz4687
8 жыл бұрын
+Gregsplays As a man of Glasgow, I consider you to be a fandan, and think your union can get tae fuck.
@camerondempster4877
8 жыл бұрын
+clyde blitz no wonder yes voters get a bad name
@Jamie__1
8 жыл бұрын
+Cameron Dempster well said
@acarlovonsexron1994
8 жыл бұрын
As an man from America, I don't care, apart from the fact getting rid of the Union Jack would suck, the three of you guys together have a pretty bitchin' flag.
@horationelson1stviscountne945
8 жыл бұрын
As an Englishman. I wish the Jocks, Taffs and Paddies would get fucked. I want to see the Jocks fuck up when they become independent and beg on the knees to come back to us, cunts.
@hobanagerik
6 жыл бұрын
Shepherds only beat helicopters if you play Civ.
@ratzshit
10 жыл бұрын
the Welsh also judge holidays on the price of beer!
@pixiniarts
9 жыл бұрын
We judge everywhere we fucking go by the price of beer.... Even Cardiff, who seem to be thinking they are bloody London by the price of beer.
@ratzshit
9 жыл бұрын
init, the dirty robbin basatas. come o the vallies or west wales and get a pint for 2 quid
@pixiniarts
9 жыл бұрын
ratzshit Valleys pubs are the best pubs... Lived up there, great peeps.
@philipm06
9 жыл бұрын
His beard now reaches his knees - respect.
@SecretMilkshake
9 жыл бұрын
In the beginning, talking about euthanasia, he basically said that people would queue to die. That's a pretty British way of doing things don't ya think?
@YOYO-oj8sx
7 жыл бұрын
The Rolf Harris bit 😂😂😂😂😂 fuckin hell 🤣🤣🤣
@KryptonitetoallBS
9 жыл бұрын
I don't agree with his politics but I love the way he looks at things. We dodged a right bullet by voting NO, but this video still made me laugh!
@viewer.123
5 жыл бұрын
Do you still think we dodged the bullet?
@Jamie__1
8 жыл бұрын
anyone any idea who is audience was for this show, would be surprised if it wasnt a scottish audience from reaction to certain jokes, tho it does look like the albert hall a bit
@elicohen6348
6 жыл бұрын
Prague? Aye. A great place. £1-50p fer a lite of vodka, Jimmy.
@nassah2010
Ай бұрын
This has aged well
@SiskinOnUTube
9 жыл бұрын
I can see reluctant people getting cast as extras in a movie about how no voters felt sad about having to vote no.
@tankgoalkeepingfifacareerm9623
9 жыл бұрын
franky laugh though
@harfast10
6 жыл бұрын
Sever Scotland from the mainland and push it into the sea. The bartender didn't have comic timing, it took him 3 weeks to work out what the word fruit meant.
@Trickshot-pk7dr
8 жыл бұрын
frankie at his best
@zimbabweFishBoy
8 жыл бұрын
is there voice recognition in Scotland? this guy is hilarious.
@Everest314
7 жыл бұрын
This is so fucking brilliant! If only those were jokes and not truth packed in satire.
@JohnSmith-pd1fz
7 жыл бұрын
Perfectly correct comments about americans put over in a comical way.
@robw7676
6 жыл бұрын
"Let's work Rolf Harris like a fucking sniffer dog" 😂😂😂
@dirtyharry6741
7 жыл бұрын
Lit funny as fuck & on ta the establishment a wee bit 👌
@mvmv-pn8zt
Жыл бұрын
Where did it all go wrong?
@PaulRoneClarke
Жыл бұрын
The idea of SI… damned by faint praise. Not sure the audience got it.
Independence?, Don't you mean switching dependence from London to Brussels? How exactly is being dictated to by unelected bureaucrats in Brussels " Independence"? But if that's what you want, go for it.
@ioanevetts8878
8 жыл бұрын
Independence from the uk for Scotland...
@markm3706
7 жыл бұрын
+Ioan Evetts basically instead of being fiscally dependant on England, you'll be fiscally dependent on the EU, a dramatically failing system. Good luck with that,
@Dynasty1818
Жыл бұрын
We wont miss you leaving
@MetaliOwl
10 жыл бұрын
hahaha put the subtitles on, they're hilarious, it doesn't understand a word Frankie Boyle is saying :') its replaces 'new' with ' s**t hahaha
@ruwaida6489
7 жыл бұрын
This guy is vicious
@jimimoffat5627
9 жыл бұрын
mans a genius!!!!!
@Jek1972
10 жыл бұрын
where's limy?
@martinledavis2724
8 жыл бұрын
Well. we have the next independent referendum comming up
@notyouruncle8317
8 жыл бұрын
Highly unlikely, Scotland had their vote 2 years ago.
@stonedrose3101
7 жыл бұрын
Aye and we were told to vote no if we want to stay in the EU... two years on and we will have to have another vote
@mollymalone1610
5 жыл бұрын
Be independent please let’s see how long u last xx
@SSJfraz
5 жыл бұрын
Well considering England relies on 4x more exports from Scotland than vice versa, it will be more about how long England will last.
@juliandeacon3394
7 жыл бұрын
Boyle is just that
@strutherhill
2 жыл бұрын
Apols for being pedantic. Switzerland has some beautiful scenery (only slightly less stunning than the Highlands) but the people aren't 'friendly', many of them are censorious nitpickers and outside the towns they drive like homicidal maniacs. Decided just to share those thoughts...
@makeitsonumberone1358
7 жыл бұрын
shouldn't laugth but I must 😂
@StepSoftlyGhost
8 жыл бұрын
Nice paper you write for there, Frankie.
@brianellis1257
Жыл бұрын
We should let the Scot’s have their independence and ensure they get exactly what they want without any hand outs in the future, good luck….
@alanbbrady8196
Жыл бұрын
So..... You control our Oil and hold onto our wallet but YOU subsidise us? The Barmy Formula.
@juliagreenly8234
9 жыл бұрын
I'm American but I have to say this and if some people get anger at me than fine so be it. But when he brought up when America has invaded some countries for no good reason and now I will get hate but I'm sticking with what I have typed
@4exgold
9 жыл бұрын
+Julia Greenly he brought up the US because Britain has been slavishly following the American's attacking all these countries and if Scotland was independent that would probably stop.
@juliagreenly8234
9 жыл бұрын
+4exgold okay I feel really really stupid know but thank you for clearing that up for me
@harrypopehits
2 жыл бұрын
"Hulllaaauuuw!"
@newperve
10 жыл бұрын
Hey we'll send you Robert Hughes to help with the "Dirty Dozen" thing. Two advantages, one, hasn't had any for a while so raring to go and two, we don't want him.
@GFEBMX
8 жыл бұрын
dunno if ye could call balloch a town more like a street
@patclark5524
8 жыл бұрын
it's aw the vale
@atree88
7 жыл бұрын
I miss george carlin
@englishlionheart7434
6 жыл бұрын
The only reason England wanted Scotland to stay was because we can easily beat them in sport
@PTD2023
6 жыл бұрын
Personally I really liked Glasgow !
@crypticTV
2 жыл бұрын
5:00 America's murder of Afghanistan 6:28 Nigerian school girls
@peterred
10 жыл бұрын
fuckin superb ,
@somerandomarmydude
8 жыл бұрын
Frankie's laugh qualifies him to become a Bond villain.
@EclipseOfTsuki93
6 жыл бұрын
Scotland needs to be independent. The Tories are actually starting to fucking win there and Labour only has 7 seats so it's not that much of a big loss otherwise, we've still got Wales.
@rosstweddiddlerv2951
7 жыл бұрын
The part about Rangers had me 😂😂😂fuck rangers man even Frankie says so 😂
@rosstweddiddlerv2951
7 жыл бұрын
The orange joke was fucking brilliant too 😂😂
@patrickowens6235
6 жыл бұрын
Time capsules they used to have them on blue peter didn't they!
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