This from an English comedian whose name I can't remember: "They laughed when I said I'd be a famous comedian one day. Well, they're not laughing now."
@maxsch8454
3 жыл бұрын
Bob Monkhouse
@johnbecay6887
3 жыл бұрын
Michael Cantor. That is funny. thanks for posting.
@annamitchell9875
3 жыл бұрын
Much funnier than the joke in the video!
@ArnoldClarke
3 жыл бұрын
Tim Vine
@annamitchell9875
3 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Vine. His jokes are hilarious!
@emansnas
4 жыл бұрын
Martin Mull - possibly most under appreciated comedian ever
@alientube1984
3 жыл бұрын
They say that for every average comedian, ever!
@emansnas
3 жыл бұрын
@@alientube1984 Your comment likely says more about your personal 'sense of humor' (or lack thereof) than any objective ability to assess talent.Mull average? Lol
@alientube1984
3 жыл бұрын
Or your comment says more about you being subjective and unable to assess the reality and reach a reasonable decision of what a good comic is!
@emansnas
3 жыл бұрын
@@alientube1984 Nice attempt at negative imitation but it doesn't address the objective reality. . Hmm... seems you're not particularly clever... and based on your home page, hardly in a position to judge humor, at least popular humor, but maybe that's your point... is that why you came here? Yes... I'd say your comment precisely fits... *you!*
@emansnas
3 жыл бұрын
@@alientube1984 Btw, have you ever considered going to troll school... seems your 'work' needs some improvement.
@flamecolumn
3 жыл бұрын
An old man goes to the doctor. He is very hard of hearing so his wife accompanies him to the appointment. The doctor examines the guy, presents his findings and opinions to the man and his wife, and says “Before you go, please leave a blood sample, a urine sample, and a stool sample.” The man, being deaf, yells “What?” The doctor repeats his request for stool, blood, and urine samples. The man still doesn’t understand, looks at his wife, and asks “What did he say?” The wife raises her voice and says, “ HE WANTS YOU TO LEAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR!”
@TimothyNyota
3 жыл бұрын
not funny sorry
@flamecolumn
3 жыл бұрын
@@TimothyNyota no apologies necessary my man.
@ankushubale2474
2 жыл бұрын
damn good one
@babyloco8199
Жыл бұрын
@@ankushubale2474 I remember that one from many years ago
@JustSomeCanadianGuy
Жыл бұрын
I love that joke! I’ve heard a variation on it where it’s an old man, the doctor asks for a urine sample, blood sample, sperm sample and stool sample and he says “Take my shorts!”
@centerice
2 жыл бұрын
Watching Mull deliver this, I had the depressing feeling that our present society would not even understand the humor. Indeed, it has been at least two or more generations since the notion of “reputation saving marriage” or “marriage to prevent shame in a child born out of wedlock” has been taught. Out of curiosity I had my mid twenties nephews watch his joke. Just as I suspected, both sat with blank stares upon delivery of the punchline.
@jakewestbrook3214
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was she was taking advantage of him...
@kpd3308
Күн бұрын
Sheesh, I'm 66 and I didn't get it!
@dbmail545
3 жыл бұрын
Still one of my favorites. Martin tells it well!
@paulolapa3040
3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to end with something like "Because his parents are making him get married"
@katbowl9971
3 жыл бұрын
That would have been funnier! 👍
@ItssKiddGio
3 жыл бұрын
Thats actually funny
@rainblaze.
3 жыл бұрын
Yea he could said an arraged muslum marrade arranged be his parrents b4the girl gets to old for it to be worth while for him
@tuffn00gies
3 жыл бұрын
That would have been a good ending, too.
@healthpsychologist
3 жыл бұрын
What makes you think they didn’t make because she was pregnant lol
@346UNCLEBOB
4 жыл бұрын
When you don't see it coming, it' funny. THIS is funny.
@robkunkel8833
Жыл бұрын
I’ve heard and told that joke more than a few times. Yep, but I never heard it said as well. Especially the punch line.
@scottc543
3 жыл бұрын
Okay, that one literally made me laugh out loud. Good one, Martin!
@rodniki14
3 жыл бұрын
Another version of the punchline is "her dad has a shotgun"
@ComicBookGuy420
3 жыл бұрын
Shotgun Wedding
@kevinseay6053
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for coming. Or however you reacted. Love this guy 😀
@MrTruckerf
12 күн бұрын
Ha!
@Jonascord
3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it dangerous at his age? Hey! If she dies, she dies...
@EmperorofMu
12 күн бұрын
That seems funnier to me
@angelogandolfo4174
3 жыл бұрын
In an operating theatre, mid-surgery, the Consultant Surgeon, who all the junior doctors are scared of for his temper, says “EVERYBODY STOP. Has somebody farted?” Dead silence from the terrified Juniors. “I said, HAS SOMEONE FARTED??????” Sweat is now dripping off brows now. In the corner, a Junior Medical Student says, “ahhhem, Sir, yes, it was me...” The Surgeon replies “Thank goodness. I thought i’t accidentally perforated his bowel.”
@PAKiller1
11 жыл бұрын
I loved Martin Mull the best on Fernwood Tonight.. he also put out a great album of comical songs
@chasbodaniels1744
4 жыл бұрын
MM released 3 or 4 albums of funny and clever songs. Check out this one showcasing his excellent guitar playing. Also hilarious! kzitem.info/news/bejne/yH5m0Z5pnZejg4Y
@michaelmartin6912
4 жыл бұрын
Fernwood tonight also debuted Gary Coleman ....he was halarious..
@kerrydavis4290
2 жыл бұрын
@@chasbodaniels1744 Even better live, with Glen Campbell: kzitem.info/news/bejne/qpydm4pvp2hngYI
@kerrydavis4290
2 жыл бұрын
Even better live, with Glen Campbell: kzitem.info/news/bejne/qpydm4pvp2hngYI
@thomasgargano8813
3 жыл бұрын
O boy..... you bit this was the best joke I have heard in a long while. A Good One😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺👍👍👍🍺🍺👏👏👏👏👏👏
@davidpiercy2898
5 жыл бұрын
Martin Mull is a great songwriter!!!!
@brianfergus839
11 күн бұрын
And amateur brain surgeon
@stubbsmusic543
8 күн бұрын
I'll always remember Martin Mall sneering and mocking Tom Waits. Revealing.
@msamour
3 жыл бұрын
Omg. I haven't seen the Dick Clark production logo on over 25 years. Brought back memories.
@yummycookie3429
3 жыл бұрын
So it's not me who has a dirty mind. It's the logo itself.
@johngta7172
4 жыл бұрын
I Had to read the comments to get that joke.....
@jonscott623
4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@desleykakoulidisgallaway3382
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve read them and still don’t get it 🤷♀️....that’s funny 😂
@josephbroach1447
3 жыл бұрын
110yr old man has to marry a 20yr old because he got her pregnant........that's what they did back then
@ComicBookGuy420
3 жыл бұрын
@@josephbroach1447 shotgun wedding
@dwaynehendrickson8854
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this used to be a funny joke until everyone decided you didn’t have to married to have kids.
@michaelcantor6655
3 жыл бұрын
Martin Mull, where have you been? Martin Mull from a long time ago: I know a guy who lives so far out in the country that his zip code is ee I ee Yi O.
@FireFox64000000
Жыл бұрын
On the bright side that family is very healthy.
@LVVMCMLV
10 күн бұрын
I saw Martin Mull in the early 70s... he sang a song called 'the white boy blues' "woke up this morning, both cars were gone, threw my drink across the lawn"
@andraspongracz5996
6 жыл бұрын
I thought the punchline would be "he was forced by his parents". But this one is better.
@planner812
5 жыл бұрын
I like your ending as well But it is to unreal The guy getting her pregnant is better
@libertyresearch-iu4fy
3 жыл бұрын
@@planner812 Why else would the parents be able to force the marriage?
@Shearwater6
3 жыл бұрын
The 20 year olds going to be his grandma..
@Ojb_1959
3 жыл бұрын
Gramps knocked her up🤣😂😆
@jimperry4108
5 ай бұрын
Have like Mull over the years. Was not a huge fan of Gilbert Godfried. But last year I started watching The Hollywood Squares Channel on Plutotv. They mainly show episodes from the incarnation around 2000 and both are featured often. I've become a HUGE fan of them now and look most forward to their answers for the trivia. One or the other deserves the center square over 100% of the others who end up in there.
@zymaymyn
15 күн бұрын
RIP Martin Mull
@cynthiaennis3107
4 жыл бұрын
Best one yet! 😂😂😂
@neuvocastezero1838
3 жыл бұрын
From the one's I've seen, I think you may be right.
@andyleibrook6012
4 жыл бұрын
That was a good one!!
@voiceactorofdovakiin
3 жыл бұрын
"He's insinuating that his 110 year old grand dad got the 20 year old girl pregnant."
@kenirving5240
3 жыл бұрын
m n how would we ever have known if you hadn’t explained it to us? Dickhead.
@kenq7948
3 жыл бұрын
@@kenirving5240 I was thinking the same thing in those exact words! Funnier than the joke.
@job5861
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know who said this quote, but I read it in Norm Macdonald's voice.
@GD-ec2xu
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I didn't get the joke
@cfitz4397
3 жыл бұрын
Commonly called a "Shotgun Wedding"
@wholeNwon
7 жыл бұрын
Really cute!
@phishfearme2
4 жыл бұрын
like barth gimble used to say - "this is getting darn close to funny"
@weinerschnitzelrock1
11 жыл бұрын
good joke well told!
@sexobscura
7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Mull just gets *better* with age
@garbism
4 жыл бұрын
He is 26 here LMAO !
@ericbeaulieu4843
6 жыл бұрын
GooD one Martin.
@dukeman7595
5 жыл бұрын
That was funny, the old bugger knocked her up.
@impCaesarAvg
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for explaining it.
@dukeman7595
4 жыл бұрын
@@impCaesarAvg No problem happy to help you out..
@stevetaylor9846
4 жыл бұрын
We're not American. We get jokes.
@dukeman7595
4 жыл бұрын
@@stevetaylor9846 Happy to hear you are NOT!
@GradyPhilpott
4 жыл бұрын
@@stevetaylor9846 You are a joke.
@rogerdodger5415
4 жыл бұрын
That’s a good one!
@ThomasBaker-tc6gy
15 күн бұрын
RIP you bloody legend
@grammybear4226
3 жыл бұрын
🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 67 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼...
@sp2435
15 күн бұрын
So handsome!❤️
@philipgould4438
3 жыл бұрын
I love it
@duro5020
3 жыл бұрын
good one. was expecting that
@anthonyxuereb792
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know this man but I like his delivery.
@ciderfan823
3 жыл бұрын
If memory serves me right, he was the principal on the live-action Sabrina the Teenage Witch with Melissa Joan Hart.
@mirrortime
3 жыл бұрын
@@ciderfan823 He was huge in the 1970s. Was on sit coms, had his own show I think. Sold a tons of vinyl records etc. Look on imdb.com
@traviswall1982
2 жыл бұрын
He was Col. Mustard in "Clue".
@WendyHopper
Жыл бұрын
He also did some great comic songs. There's a bunch hear on KZitem.
@anotherdamn6c
Ай бұрын
Check out Fernwood 2 Nite, America 2 Nite and his guitar pickin' with Glen Campbell.
@bazlebreeze9938
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO. For a good time look up 'Fernwood Tonight'. Martin Mull plus Fred Willard.
@melanyerodriguez1313
9 жыл бұрын
I'm just here to listen to Fruitloops voice hahahaha
@ARCHERY61
3 жыл бұрын
U like that eh
@TheGB1950
11 жыл бұрын
Your right haha
@robs5688
3 жыл бұрын
Good one.
@dadoctah
12 жыл бұрын
Best. Joke. Ever.
@CarlDuke
6 жыл бұрын
Pretty good.
@Teabonesteak
2 жыл бұрын
I just saw the smartest joke I've ever heard.
@ilovebobthecat
10 жыл бұрын
Hahhhhahahahah ! That's fucking funny!
@Sixalienasa
10 жыл бұрын
Took me a moment
@witch2eyes24
11 жыл бұрын
lol!
@larss337
4 жыл бұрын
LOL 🤣
@jimbob-ln4cn
3 жыл бұрын
Martin Mall is one of the funniest comedians alive today his movie rules his television rules are funny is all get out
@scalemiester
3 жыл бұрын
So is Martin Mull
@stuartswan54
9 жыл бұрын
A man is just about ready to celebrate his 80th birthday. His son decides that his dad is lonely and might like some intimate female company for one night. So he finds a "lady of the evening" and tells her what he has in mind and gives her the adresss. So she drives up to the old man's house and knocks on the door. The old man answers the door and says "Can I help you young lady?" The lady says "Yes, I'm here to give you super sex on your birthday." The old man puts his hand behind his ear and says "What?" She leans closer and says "I'm here to give you super sex on your birthday!" The old man straightens up and scratches his head and says "I'll have the soup."
@ijbicycle
7 жыл бұрын
Now THAT was funny! Thank you! I laughed out loud.
@alanpeterson6224
6 жыл бұрын
Me too. Took me a minute.
@AnotherKentPaul
6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it?!
@CarlDuke
6 жыл бұрын
I didn't either at first. Change super sex to soup or sex.
@hanochbernath6630
6 жыл бұрын
alternate"...what kind of soup?..."
@davidpiercy2898
5 жыл бұрын
Didn't Mr. Mull write "A Girl Named Johnny Cash" for JANE MORGAN???
@NetCerfer
8 жыл бұрын
To all that have a problem with the math.... It's a Fn joke!!!
@WizardOfHumor1989
8 жыл бұрын
MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!
@Rib26M
6 жыл бұрын
William Raih u
@tablature6121
3 жыл бұрын
Porter Wagoner used to tell this joke on the Grand Ole Opry occasionally, only his punch line was, "Oh, he didn't want to." I wonder if he got it from Mull.
@dbmail545
3 жыл бұрын
That joke was old when I was a child of the 60's
@kerrydavis4290
2 жыл бұрын
@@dbmail545 The correct response is, "The first time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard I almost fell off my dinosaur."
@MrTruckerf
12 күн бұрын
@@kerrydavis4290 That is the joke which killed the dinosaurs.
@canadianroot
3 жыл бұрын
So, the guy is 75, but his dad is 90? I think Martin lost track there.
@metallic6121
3 жыл бұрын
Why is that? In them days, young girls were getting married and having children at 15. These days are the same with the exception of marriage.
@iconjack
11 күн бұрын
the guy's father was only 15 when the guy was born
@jollygrapefruit786
Жыл бұрын
This one's going over my head
@davidgoulden5956
5 ай бұрын
Same. Long time since I didn't get a joke (I think!). Not getting this one at all.
@MaizeAndBlueWahoo
4 ай бұрын
@@davidgoulden5956 The granddad got the 20-year-old girl pregnant, so her parents are forcing him to marry her.
@davidgoulden5956
4 ай бұрын
Thanks for the explanation. Won't lie, I would not have figured this one out by myself.@@MaizeAndBlueWahoo
@PhilistineTheArtLuvr
Жыл бұрын
Anna Nicole Smith!
@cmcb09
12 жыл бұрын
you must remember this was from the 80s when the inappropriate jokes started to take over the airwaves.
@stevend.bennett427
5 жыл бұрын
More amazing is his father is only 15 years older than him.
@barleyeducated8714
4 жыл бұрын
Seems like he had to get married before. :P
@joenavanodo3780
4 жыл бұрын
Steven D. Bennett 110-90 = 20
@dirkhaar2243
3 жыл бұрын
@@joenavanodo3780 90-75=15
@TheGB1950
11 жыл бұрын
Your there only one who got it, you must be in your senior years lol
@davidisaacson5993
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@JJLewis-so1iq
Жыл бұрын
😄
@frankbutta9344
3 жыл бұрын
Boooooo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@howifeltersnatch3111
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@brucethomson3512
3 жыл бұрын
"Funniest" ??? Need to get out more
@babboon5764
3 жыл бұрын
Funniest .... Nah. But funny even so.
@mangot589
3 жыл бұрын
Well, where’s yours?🤷♀️
@johnpick8336
3 жыл бұрын
Martin Mull's humor has always eluded me .
@MrTruckerf
12 күн бұрын
Well, sometimes ya gets it and sometimes ya don't. Well, with some people it is ALL the time they don't.
@richardsmith1284
3 жыл бұрын
Am I nuts or has the whole country gone crazy. It has to be one of the two.
@t5o7m
3 жыл бұрын
... what makes you think it can't be both ...
@PhantomMarquis
3 жыл бұрын
That report was Not Necessarily the News >:-D
@lorinwegand6324
2 жыл бұрын
I loved Martin on Fernwood Tonight. With this joke, not so much.
@joewright9879
3 жыл бұрын
Your clickbait worked. The joke is on me.
@SeungYeonFan
11 жыл бұрын
I'm 17 and got it. If you're not stupid you would get this joke.
@garbism
4 жыл бұрын
or not American lol
@MrTruckerf
12 күн бұрын
What joke? It is sad the poor man does not want to be married and merely wishes to tend to his garden. I believe he raises tomatoes and his future wife is allergic to them.
@wayneyadams
2 жыл бұрын
A man goes to his doctor for a check up. When he goes in for the test results the next week, the doctor informs him that he has some rare disease that affects his penis, and the only cure is surgery to amputate his penis. The man is horrified and says he wants a second opinion. He goes to all kinds of doctors and they all tell him the same thing. His best friend calls to ask him what he learned, and after hearing his story recommends he go the Chang the Chinese Healer who seems to work miracles with his eastern medicine. Chang examines him and tells him he does not need surgery. The man is relieved and asks Chang if there is anything he should do. Chang tells him there is nothing to do do, just wait two weeks and it will shrivel up, turn black, and fall off all on its own.
10 жыл бұрын
Hi, hi :-)
@bryantoth5249
4 жыл бұрын
Jenny Stjärnfeldt Hi sweetie. :-o xoxo
@TheGB1950
11 жыл бұрын
I was only joking ,actually I would think with it being Martin Mull most would be older????
@paulturner6498
3 жыл бұрын
His father is only 15 years older than him? I find that hard to believe.
@ArnoldClarke
3 жыл бұрын
Grandfather is 20 years older than his father.
@thestoryplease
11 жыл бұрын
Aww suddapp.
@GreasyBelcher
3 жыл бұрын
This joke is about Theo Vons family.
@BloodshotEyeTinerary
11 жыл бұрын
Why do you seem to think only children come to this video?
@20alphabet
10 жыл бұрын
A 90 year old man's father is 110. The math is correct, unless you're using what public education taught you. The 110 year old man is OBLIGATED to marry the 20 year old girlfriend. It's a joke requiring thought, and one without vulgarity/profanity. That's why many of you didn't understand it.
@SemperFidelis0229
9 жыл бұрын
It must be real nice up on that high pedestal of intelligence. Oh how I wish we were all like you!
@verticalhorizon4633
9 жыл бұрын
No, the 75-year-old's father was 90, apparently having fathered his son at age 15. Possible? Sure. Likely. Probably not.
@verticalhorizon4633
9 жыл бұрын
In actuality, it didn't require much. No one is obligated to marry a pregnant woman now.
@jiffjiffernson6898
8 жыл бұрын
+20alphabet false and false, - the joke is twofold. 1. women are always the one demanding marriage and 2. he has other options at 110. mull doesnt do math jokes. re: 'many of us didn't understand it' as we are so self consumed with vulgarity/profanity. pleassssee
@20alphabet
8 жыл бұрын
Jiff Jiffernson You need to brush up on your math AND your attitude.
@jedijones
4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it.
@georgecundari2
3 жыл бұрын
So the patient is 75, and his father is 90? Hmmm!
@kenlompart9905
2 жыл бұрын
I caught that too, he should make the guy 70 or his father 95.
@JeffersonDinedAlone
11 жыл бұрын
Physically, sure. But, conducive to a marital situation, as implied in the joke? Not hardly. And, beyond this... you apparently desired my momentary attention; I have now granted it to you for 20 seconds.
@cl759
3 жыл бұрын
These aren't always funny. I'm glad this one was 👍
@wowster762
5 жыл бұрын
Old Man was MGTOW
@sethecx
11 жыл бұрын
or that even in old age females chase them for still looking good
@hanochbernath6630
6 жыл бұрын
alternate.Q 'What does May see in December?.A..Christmas"
@rchrdjms62
3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to let this be my last video tonight. I'm going to bed couldn't have ended on a funnier joke.
@kevincross4302
3 жыл бұрын
An 80 year old man decides to celebrate his birthday by having sex with two 20 year old escorts. The next day he goes to the Confessional and tells the Priest that he's sinned. The Priest tells him to say 4 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers...Then man then tells the priest, but Father, I'm actually Jewish. The Priest says in an exasperated voice, Your Jewish? Why in the world are you telling me? The Old Man says, Hey....I'm telling everyone!
@jamessmith4455
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@dadoctah
12 жыл бұрын
Alternative to "wants to" is "has to". When this special aired, "he has to marry her" meant "he got her pregnant".
@davidmarkersnr.1888
6 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh, I really needed someone to explain that to me.....................NOT
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