I did the squeaker thing (small one in my hand) a while ago when at my chiropractor. I waited until he did a double handed compression between my shoulder blades and then squeaked it. He couldn't breathe for about 5 minutes :D :D
@dauntemesman1688
4 жыл бұрын
I imagined that situation in my head and lost some oxygen for a bit.
@ashalon8729
4 жыл бұрын
That's so awesome! Lmfao
@wakanavkirachel8068
4 жыл бұрын
L O L!!!!
@livingfree7153
4 жыл бұрын
WeeemRCB lol! That’s hilarious !!!
@haleystorm95
4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to have to steal that
@Reman1975
4 жыл бұрын
I feel it's unfair that KZitem only allowed me to give this guy ONE thumbs up. He deserves a lot more than just that. :)
@Nic7320
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it should be a wet thumb?
@respectforall7864
4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say he deserves one in his mouth
@kipthearcticfox5124
4 жыл бұрын
I Agree, This Guy's Jokes Really Made My Day.
@msv6674
4 жыл бұрын
So far didn't like the Whitney Houston joke so had to edit my comments after. Not being a sourpuss, I think it'll never be a time for that one 😞 Only I pray he & all are careful to not be casualties at ER w/ those loose "squeakers" swallowed either ! Not definitely for kids to try, right ? Not sure of us adults either. Was gonna put on my own comment but afraid 😨 of the wrath I may get 😒. Other than that gotta watch his entire set later. Am 😴💤 for 🛌 in a min !
@chilli-iceolive-abode2447
4 жыл бұрын
@@msv6674 Well I dunno bout you, but I can hold something in my mouth like the squeaker pretty securely. I spose if you have a tendency to swallow whatever's in your mouth it might not be a good idea.
@FF-qc8kw
4 жыл бұрын
25:05 that dude taking 3 sec to process the joke😂
@chumbrien6257
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@masshysteria5749
4 жыл бұрын
I saw that lol
@SomeGuy-xq3kv
4 жыл бұрын
ahahah maybe that's what the editor intended
@madaxe4199
2 жыл бұрын
In the same time the woman in the middle with high frequency voice, so maybe is some gesture in question.
@stuartmarkman769
4 жыл бұрын
At my age I not only squeek, I pop, crunch and moan. I'm an orchestra.
@reubenk1615
4 жыл бұрын
More like a one-man-band
@leojamesclune1730
4 жыл бұрын
Nothing says "I'm young" like your back popping three times when you're trying to wipe in the bathroom
@gabrielflo5932
4 жыл бұрын
Leo James Clune im cryyyyying bruh. Lmao
@natalied6923
4 жыл бұрын
That's funny 😆😆
@alid6060
4 жыл бұрын
I think you forgot snap and crackle too...
@elib7311
4 жыл бұрын
....’how many’s a brazillion?’ *faints
@nikiTricoteuse
4 жыл бұрын
Not exactly my thing but, I believe the whole point of a Brazilian is that there's none.
@Tasarran
4 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite joke out of this whole thing :D
@eleos5
4 жыл бұрын
@@nikiTricoteuse I'm pretty sure the joke is brazillion sounds like million and billion so they are thinking it's a number
@nikiTricoteuse
4 жыл бұрын
@@eleos5 yes. I was also making a joke.
@sirraymondluxuryyacht8131
4 жыл бұрын
I dated a blonde and there were always the funniest things she'd say. Once the Mona Lisa came up in conversation, and she asked 'Isn't that the painting by the famous painter, Leonardo De ....[paused to think]....Caprio?' - I said "Yeah. He painted that one right after he did the Inception movie"
@mustwereallydothis
4 жыл бұрын
I'm having breast cancer surgery next week and you can bet I'm bringing a squeaky with me.
@noneofyourbusiness302
4 жыл бұрын
I am praying for you ❣😇👼🙏🙏🙏 My name is Grace. I pray you are at peace, with no fear, and that the cancer is gone.
@daliasafar8565
4 жыл бұрын
Praying for you
@LittleLionRawr
4 жыл бұрын
Hope you all have a great laugh! ;-)
@kaidwyer
4 жыл бұрын
And you can bet I’ll follow up in two weeks to see how it went - let us know how it goes
@sean5662
4 жыл бұрын
I hope your surgery goes well! I hope you beat the cancer! My mom went through the treatments and the one thing that she could stand to eat was Eggdrop soup because the chemo made things taste bad
@Lexor888
4 жыл бұрын
Aw man, I hit the jackpot! Friday night, random video, no expectations whatsoever and I get to watch this whole special. Thank you Brad.
@vexvesper
4 жыл бұрын
The guy does comedy, magic, AND VENTRILOQUISM?
@techop2010
4 жыл бұрын
watching the end of this set during coronavirus quarantine....
@404thegeek3
4 жыл бұрын
Well there wasn't an outbreak then
@reubenk1615
4 жыл бұрын
Today he'd get arrested for that one
@tammygarrett8427
4 жыл бұрын
me too
@tiagodarkpeasant
4 жыл бұрын
instantly came down to comments
@moistsocks2188
4 жыл бұрын
Oh shet. 😂😂
@treborironwolfe978
4 жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager, a friend's father was like a cool uncle to me, and he had a hilarious sense of humor.. As he would drive us around, sometimes he would suddenly comment, "Pew.. there must be a paper factory nearby." .. That was our que to quickly roll-down our windows before he started giggling ;) (11:18)
@reginaldsmithers3468
4 жыл бұрын
Tacoma
@mw7584
4 жыл бұрын
@@reginaldsmithers3468 and Muskegon.
@reginaldsmithers3468
4 жыл бұрын
@@mw7584 Manning, Maxwell and Moore 'Load Lifter'
@AllanWorks
2 жыл бұрын
the paper factory in Alabama smells like beef jerky to me.
@southernsuccubus420
4 жыл бұрын
As someone who is also tired of the stupid questions that people have about my service dog and my disabilities, I really really enjoyed that set.
@kathyjobrown9907
4 жыл бұрын
Mellissande NotFromGOT perhaps because there are too many bogus, fake service pets.
@ericag5346
4 жыл бұрын
@@kathyjobrown9907 how do you KNOW that?
@drd1924
4 жыл бұрын
@@kathyjobrown9907 Nowadays ...emotional support dog is a service dog, it's not fake they just broadened the service dogs can provide
@JH-tj9jd
4 жыл бұрын
@@drd1924 right, bogus.
@pammcdan
4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering where the dog was? It wasn’t on stage with him? Backstage maybe? How serviceable is the dog? How near does he need to be? I’m just full of questions that have nothing to do with his need for a service dog, aren’t I ?
@viningx21
4 жыл бұрын
This is the absolutely BEST show I’ve ever had the pleasure to see!! I laughed so much my ribs ache🤣 You’re great, Mr Bonar, thank you!
@David-wo9un
4 жыл бұрын
I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing; thank you Brad!
@Waldohasaskit210
4 жыл бұрын
I have so many things I need to squeak now...
@0422Juls
4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@tatchik77
4 жыл бұрын
I know, I watched this at around midnight & I almost got up & went to Walmart to get a squeeky toy! 😂
@ywLDSforever
4 жыл бұрын
😁 convinced my person to take me to Walmart today for a necklace I want to see is still there. Think I'll get a squeaky toy too.
@nickedmonds4486
4 жыл бұрын
Back chicka wauwm wauwm...!
@notacat3979
4 жыл бұрын
Get with a girl and while you're doing it make it squeak
@robertkurschat9808
4 жыл бұрын
"How many's a Brazilian?" Lololol I'm dead XD
@pennyb2245
6 ай бұрын
Omg he was hysterical! What a fabulous performance!!❤❤❤😂😂
@barbarayoung7109
4 жыл бұрын
That squeaker might be fun during an EEG. Every time they put an electrode on my head...SQUEEEEEEEAK!!!
@longlivechanka7775
2 жыл бұрын
Wow just wow this was one of the best shows I’ve found in a while. HILARIOUS🤣🤣🔥
@mhan6601
4 жыл бұрын
Oh jeez that puppet act had me almost on the floor lmao
@chasecharron4546
4 жыл бұрын
That poor woman at the end 😂😂
@keithhopkins9225
4 жыл бұрын
Brad, you’re awesome! I’ve had four major brain operations after a brain aneurism, I’m now considered special needs. I don’t have need a special needs dog, but I want one! I’m buying myself a squeaky toy and I’m going to have some real good fun!
@noneofyourbusiness302
4 жыл бұрын
Keith, I pray that you have an amazing life, filled with love,happiness, and peace❣ Much love, Grace
4 жыл бұрын
I thought that I had problems.Good luck and God bless.
@sbhb56
4 жыл бұрын
Keith, reading your comment Brad would be proud to be stand up comedian! God bless you (:
@kennethlang7787
4 жыл бұрын
get a dog...he is your best friend on earth, after Jesus. get both, they will do yo good. I am praying for you man.
@hwystar_4584
4 жыл бұрын
And the best part is they will never suspect you now lol
@Juide80
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Bonar, you just absolutely killed it! Nothing more to say 🤷♂️
@jeffreym68
4 жыл бұрын
My mom had mentioned to my half sister that I had gotten an assistance dog. My sister asked, "Is he blind?" Mom didn't laugh, just reminded her that I'd driven over.
@noneofyourbusiness302
4 жыл бұрын
Jeff, 🤣🤣🤣 Jeff's wife or girlfriend
@jeffreym68
4 жыл бұрын
@@noneofyourbusiness302 I'd be happy to address this comment, but I can't see several characters in it.
@AuroraLalune
4 жыл бұрын
Is your half sister... Challenged?
@jendubay3782
4 жыл бұрын
So are you blind?
@sirtango1
4 жыл бұрын
She’s blonde isn’t she? 😂
@prjndigo
4 жыл бұрын
I used one in the store to record a ringtone. Was super loud... so when my phone rang almost any dog near me would let me know.
@cjon4256
3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be fun to hear go off during a meeting.
@richardhead2281
4 жыл бұрын
"My daughter put American flag postage stamps, at 37cents apiece, all over her bed. We could have mailed her and the bed to the Tooth fairy." Now that's a funny joke. 😌
@iseaglewings4031
4 жыл бұрын
I’m crying 😂. At 25 min. That’s our week to set everything straight. Haha. I do tend to brush things off. But every time I snap at my husband for all the annoying things he does, he says “is your period about to start?” And then angrily I tell him that he is in the wrong. And sure enough my period comes the next day!!! 🤣🤣
@manaquriazertyuio4555
4 жыл бұрын
when I was little I did that to my mom, also I said tampons were big suppositories for headaches.
@Beebster92
4 жыл бұрын
Brad is hilarious 😂 and I love that I can share this with anyone since he doesn’t use crude language!
@TheMrpoop1234
4 жыл бұрын
Beat stand up set I’ve seen in a while!!! Well done mr. Bonar
@howtheygotthere
4 жыл бұрын
I have never wanted more to have a dog toy in my life
@pg1171
4 жыл бұрын
Bought one the next day. The dog didn't like it, cause it wouldn't squeek...
@dberd9149
4 жыл бұрын
pg1171 😂😂😂
@aprilsilvers381
3 жыл бұрын
I know!!!
@xuyahfish
4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna remember these for April Fool's Day - This guy needs to write a book or a daily calendar of tricks to play
@aprilsilvers381
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that would be awesome..
@noneofyourbusiness302
4 жыл бұрын
I feel as if I were at the movies ❣ This man isn't just funny. He was a comical genius ❣❣
@AnOfficialAndrewFloyd
4 жыл бұрын
noneof yourbusiness *was at
@suejeanheinz6809
4 жыл бұрын
Brad's combination act of comedy, magic, AND ventriloquism is beyond funny! I laughed until I nearly peed my pants!! Best Dry Bar comedy ever!!
@DavidandMargoSears
4 жыл бұрын
I was truly laughing, alone, in my room at this! Hysterical! Thank you!
@Steve-Cross
2 жыл бұрын
I could listen to and watch this guy all day. One of the best comedians I've ever seen. I am hurting from laughing. I am in the UK and never seen him before. He should be a big international star. Thank you. 😂🤣😂🤣
@BloodyMobile
4 жыл бұрын
I'm actually believing him that he's a wizard. He has that thing so long in his mouth AND DIDN'T SWALLOW IT ACCIDENTALLY. If that's not magic, I don't know...
@rickeyysliving444
4 жыл бұрын
Nah he didn't, sorry! Check 10:55, he then threw the whole thing away at 59👌🏽
@thefunkosaurus
4 жыл бұрын
8:41
@BrandonDickenson35
4 жыл бұрын
He started with 4 and quit doing the jokes when he swallowed the last
@josiahstyer1527
2 жыл бұрын
I tried to do this and I swallowed my squeaker. Now my stomach squeaks
@slicelifetv
4 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedy shows I’ve ever seen. Super funny.
@NoorAlHaqiqa
4 жыл бұрын
OK this guy seriously cracked me up. Thank you. I needed that.
@pammcdan
4 жыл бұрын
Southern accent is just the teeth! Had me laughing out loud!
@johnparks5856
4 жыл бұрын
Brad was great. Very comfortable in element. Worked the crowd like a pro. I think he will go far.
@Jane_Dow
4 жыл бұрын
That was Great ! He was hilarious ! We used to do the squeaker thing with our dog too. Dog caught on & was NOT happy.
@jimbateman225
4 жыл бұрын
When he put her thumb in his mouth is how he timed placing the card in his mouth at the same time. Everybody was so surprised at what he did...it gave him time to do it. He palmed her card after she chose it. Great Trick anyway. He's really a great performer too!
@Alien_at_Large
4 жыл бұрын
When he wiped his mouth on his lapel, that was when.
@bradbonarjr
2 жыл бұрын
You’re both wrong
@LadyVoldemort
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, haven't been laughing this hard for awhile HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He got me from the start with the squeeze toy, but when he got to the dove, I laughed til my drools came out on my pillow and had to pause because I can't breathe... I have to calm myself down a bit to write this...before I continue watching... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jennifer9047
4 жыл бұрын
Boy, Aaron was READY, wasn't he? 😂
@janiceshepherd4873
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is the funniest ever! I laughed out loud all by myself!
@pg1171
4 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! He's freaking hilarious!!! He needs to have his own tv show!
@Alien_at_Large
4 жыл бұрын
So far, this is my dog's favorite comedian.
@abbeysomethingnormal7830
4 жыл бұрын
My dogs going nuts lol
@williammason9789
2 жыл бұрын
I don't normally forward DryBar. But I did forward this to my daughter
@aamzies
4 жыл бұрын
My dad got a fart machine for Christmas one year. He took it too the doctor 🤣
@TheTeddyChoice
3 жыл бұрын
To*
@Gothamauto
2 жыл бұрын
Incredibly funny and entertaining!
@c-LAW
4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious in tears!
@angelusa73
2 жыл бұрын
I was this video so MANY TIMES!!!! And LIVe your clean fun sense of humor!!! You are wonderful!!Y funny!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ChrisHanline
4 жыл бұрын
The comedian said "She's easy!" The guy said "She's pregnant!" The comedian was confused about why he said that. 🤦♂️
@antayafairless9028
4 жыл бұрын
The fsct that you don't even know his name "🤦♀️"
@ChrisHanline
4 жыл бұрын
@@antayafairless9028 😂😂 did you just put an emoji in quotation marks?
@cinbeano
3 жыл бұрын
I think he was trying to scold him for embarrassing her for no good reason. He also turned it back on the guy that said he “took a gamble” on his wife/gf. I think that’s also why he mentioned the participation trophy lmao
@srinivasyerraguntla3114
Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard in months. This guy is great.
@ryanguy426
4 жыл бұрын
So nobody is going to mention him putting someone's hand in his mouth?😂
@mutanttugboat9266
4 жыл бұрын
I don't even know how you are supposed to react to someone doing that to you hahaha
@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken
4 жыл бұрын
Either a plant or didn't actually put her thumb in his mouth.
@TheFreeBass
4 жыл бұрын
There's a reason he smelled it first
@mercy_faith_
4 жыл бұрын
I like how she didn’t say anything when he did that, but when he pulled a card out of his mouth she cried “Ew no! Stop! That’s so wrong! That’s disgusting! I don’t want that!”
@OneTruePhreak
4 жыл бұрын
I bet he won't do that one now.
@markiahendrix60
3 жыл бұрын
THAT was an awesome Show... BRAVO to BRAD BONAR !!! Those parts at the end were especially funny ! 🤣🤣 Good audience as well...
@MeasAgun
4 жыл бұрын
Now, this guy's really good!!!
@grannyshore1861
4 жыл бұрын
This guy Brad is super good. He really did it all. Such laughs. I enjoyed his show very much, and he does deserve many thumbs up. Thank you.
@wildhorses3098
4 жыл бұрын
I'm supposed to go to a dentist appointment next week so I'm going to have to figure out how to use a Squeaky toy during it
@peterjames1596
4 жыл бұрын
One of the best performances I’ve ever seen
@KryptKicker5
4 жыл бұрын
This was an amazing show!!!
@daleleisenring4275
2 жыл бұрын
I howled til I had side stiches!! Brad has such a nice twisted sense of humor that's applicable to real world situations.
@periodicboutsofintelligenc7789
4 жыл бұрын
So many bad edits from dry bar.. but gotta love the jokes..
@Paranitis
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I've been noticing that. All of these bigger videos called "full special" and then things are obviously edited to be out of order. I dunno if there was some accidental swearing they had to edit around or what, but it's very distracting.
@DillHurley7
4 жыл бұрын
I learned recently that almost every special since the beginning of time is filmed over the course of two or three nights. They wear the same clothes, and do the same exact set. Then editors pick out the best versions and put it all together for a special.
@MatheusYami
2 жыл бұрын
He was amazingly funny and charismatic during the whole show, he is not only a great comedian and magician, but a true entreteiner and I just loved it!
@beckyspindler2153
4 жыл бұрын
Oh thank you so very much I have not laughed so much at 1 time in a long time I so needed this thank you
@pricetaylor93
4 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day! Thank you for your awesome sense of humor Brad!!
@scooby45247
4 жыл бұрын
Dr : "turn your head and cough." Brad : SQueaKY
@kylecrs
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is an absolute blast!
@TheMrChristopherS
4 жыл бұрын
What was the spark thing he used I wanna get one
@wxb200
4 жыл бұрын
Its called a spark thing...
@ChildofGodforevr
4 жыл бұрын
Louis Rubens 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AnnieWarriorPrincess
4 жыл бұрын
The card trick with Kansas City ... I have never laughed so hard!!!! Crying still!!
@mwebb1495
4 жыл бұрын
" *SHE DIED TWO HOURS AGO* "
@lauraclark2292
6 ай бұрын
That’s why we call it “men-straight” 😂! I seriously woke up my family laughing at this!!! 😂
@DarknoorX
4 жыл бұрын
Less than 200 dislikes. This guy is DIFFERENT and badass.
@floydaltonmiller
4 жыл бұрын
Great performance.
@zoetaylor9191
4 жыл бұрын
I had this on while my cats were in the room and they kept looking for the squeaky toy 😂
@magnusskipton7067
4 жыл бұрын
By far this is the very best comedy I’ve ever seen/ heard
@ElektroLUDIKITS
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius.
@BasilRefaey80
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect that at the end.... OMG this is an epic comedian magician of all time
@KmtNubian94
4 жыл бұрын
comedy and magic?? fantastic showing
@pleochroic
2 жыл бұрын
What a great mix of comedy and stage magic, and he had fabulous audience rapport. Exceptional! (I wonder how many of us are going to get a squeak toy tomorrow. ;)
@susieohanlon533
4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I just stumbled across your post. You're hilarious!! . I've seen SO MANY MANY wannabe comedians. I loved every bit of your show. Please let us know when you can come to Central California. I'll be there.. .YOU'RE AWESOME!! .
@valeriyrotar9482
4 жыл бұрын
He's from Sacramento. I'm sure you'll be able to see him live when quarantine is over.
@barbarajeanbraceletlady3090
4 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up, Thumbs up, Thumps up, 'I am a human being (Scream)....okay....love you Dad.'
@j3ah0o
4 жыл бұрын
at the mammogram I almost spat a mouth full of drink!
@toymomofthree7870
2 жыл бұрын
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS ORIGINAL TAKE ON COMEDY AND MAGIC!! I want to see him live soooo bad!
@El_Chompo
4 жыл бұрын
One time my friend David brought to school some kind of remote fart device that he could put somewhere and every time he pressed a button it cycled through 6 or 7 pretty raunchy sounding fart noises. We had a teacher who couldn't tell that the noises were fake. At first she was just like "Wow!" and surprised looks and sounds. But after a while she was asking David to "Control himself" and eventually asked him to leave the room until he could "control himself" it was hilarious. She was saying things like "Wow David what is the cause of all this?". And David would as seriously as he could muster but still with a grin on his face "I just don't know what it could be! I'm so sorry!"
@cjon4256
3 жыл бұрын
Trying to remember the last time a laughed so hard. I almost wet my pants.
@chueysteel
4 жыл бұрын
Finally a comedy magician worth seeing.
@AIBustos
4 жыл бұрын
This guy killed it 😂
@Iveraghboy
2 жыл бұрын
What a great act really enjoyed this guy.
@KiDn0cuDi
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I love dry humor.
@PBMS123
4 жыл бұрын
That card wasn't very dry
@herdfan697278
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a real comedian! He is already a STAR!😂👍
@SnahLhug
4 жыл бұрын
I died when he sucked on that thumb. 🤣🤣🤣 She wouldn't even fold it and held it up in the air just like that. 🥶🥶
@Sheerkat7
3 жыл бұрын
Love the puppet.
@Twingirls7100
4 жыл бұрын
I have teenage twin girls and a dog that loves squeaky toys - can totally relate
@nikiTricoteuse
4 жыл бұрын
I heard that if you have teenagers you should get a dog. So that when you get home at least someone is happy to see you. 😎
@Hellsong89
4 жыл бұрын
So twins and the dog loves squeaky toys.. that makes birthday presents much easier to get, though they might fight over toys a lot so not optimal thing.
@Twingirls7100
4 жыл бұрын
That is so true! Girls only emerge when hungry, but the dog will always be there for me
@pattymelt6577
4 жыл бұрын
Yikes! Two turn teen the same time? Having a moment of silence to show my respect.
@robertlafont9177
4 жыл бұрын
You are unique I laughed so hard I fell out of the chai three times.
@ledgen95
4 жыл бұрын
WHAT IS THAT SPARKING THING I NEED IT!
@wilsonvaughn5385
2 жыл бұрын
This doesnt feel like a standup. This feels more like a masterclass. 😁
@grammadrm4974
4 жыл бұрын
That straw is a real felony here in California!!! hahaha
@mikerussell2590
10 ай бұрын
California doesn't recognize our constitution so we don't recognize California.
@samirsmudge
4 жыл бұрын
This was so funny and entertaining! Thank you Brad! You are now one of my new favorite comedians!
@edwardbaker8016
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much sales increased for squeaky toys
@1rembo69
3 ай бұрын
I think this the best one I have ever seen here DBC..
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