That turtle: my goals are beyond your understanding
@_Aceian_
10 ай бұрын
I’m your 100th like but you have no comments? I can change that
@bubblegumCrystal
10 ай бұрын
Where th are all the replies at?
@rudbakhan2951
10 ай бұрын
More like, my goals are beyond my understanding.
@practicallycreative6115
10 ай бұрын
I can’t be the only one who thought of that one Peppa pig episode when Ms. Hamster was having to constantly rescue Tortoise… Or something like that… I’m relying on 10+ yrs of memory here-
@bubblegumCrystal
10 ай бұрын
@@practicallycreative6115 lol
@sydneyslaughter7163
Жыл бұрын
That cow hit it’s head so hard it turned into a predator!
@pantzrat6273
Жыл бұрын
Cartoon logic
@justsleep427
Жыл бұрын
@@pantzrat6273 no more
@eli-seer
Жыл бұрын
Pretty funny but pretty sure they were playing lol
@YoureWhalecum
Жыл бұрын
@@eli-seer If a cow can't escape they turn into a flipping murdering beast
@historique9433
Жыл бұрын
The cow and tiger swapped their souls
@SilkyCrow
10 ай бұрын
Cow used "Confuse" and then "Beserk". How talented. What a warrior.
@-le4qh
10 ай бұрын
@@India_2011it missed
@recoilrob324
10 ай бұрын
There was a tiger that was regularly fed live goats...but one refused to be eaten and ended up living with it! Badddd ass goat!
@ililililili9726
10 ай бұрын
Fucking milktank mains
@me-lz7jb
10 ай бұрын
The cow started berking
@saumyatyagi6763
9 ай бұрын
The cow used giga impact! It was super effective!
@night_owl208
10 ай бұрын
“What the fuck is a TURTLE doing up a TELEPHONE POLE?!” Had me dying 😂
@DominusRL88
8 ай бұрын
same XD
@Ctrl_Alt_Elite
6 ай бұрын
Fr the delivery was on point 😂😂
@Bug_cult_leader
6 ай бұрын
“Ms. Hamster has seemed to have lost her turtle again.”
@joepaccrakurii1227
6 ай бұрын
I watched this video about 20 times, and still had to co.e to the comments to confirm it was a turtle😅
@Lolbit_the_glitch
6 ай бұрын
I thought it was a cat until he said that 😂
@kausthubkariappa3499
Жыл бұрын
"When a ninja turtle gets caught red handed "👍
@arthurnolasco185
Жыл бұрын
Caught red handed means it's raph, lolz
@ExtremeGobi
Жыл бұрын
Or when a turtle watch too much naruto
@rachitapandey4223
Жыл бұрын
master oogway
@christabellebethanyolmstead
Жыл бұрын
Didn’t think of that. 😂😂😂
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
Жыл бұрын
@@arthurnolasco185 was gonna comment that
@ApolloHeller
Жыл бұрын
Imagine calling the fire department and telling them there's a turtle stuck at the top of a telephone pole
@fujoshitori5702
Жыл бұрын
Peppa pig vibes dude peppa pig
@craigshrimpton5765
Жыл бұрын
Fire department - don't you mean a cat. Me - nope
@skyarvanger
Жыл бұрын
@@fujoshitori5702 lol
@rrchicken117
Жыл бұрын
"Sir did you put the turtle on the telephone pole?"
@rakasuryadin5811
Жыл бұрын
at least they will help that turtle
@Samuel2010
10 ай бұрын
Can we just admit the seal kissing the other seal was So Adorable?
@sidhambarammurugan8187
9 ай бұрын
No
@croaky-wader
9 ай бұрын
@@sidhambarammurugan8187 because there is nothing to admit
@OBAMOSMAN
9 ай бұрын
Ikr 🥺
@malemrajoinam
7 ай бұрын
@@OBAMOSMAN"Irk"
@Scaaa-es7hn
6 ай бұрын
@@malemrajoinamI just said "I row kite" in my head
@crelos3549
10 ай бұрын
The cow was like: "if running is not an option, there's only one thing left to do"
@spondoncarls147
3 ай бұрын
Prey becomes the ‘predator’
@-ThisUserIsUnknown-
Жыл бұрын
"How Australian are you?" The kangaroo in bar: *Y.E.S*
@vpuppyshadow9293
Жыл бұрын
600th like, feelin good. Also I agree.
@pixelmanns2332
Жыл бұрын
This happened to me the other day that's how it is in Australia
@aejiis
Жыл бұрын
Ay, can I get the 'roo brew?
@cephalonplant4087
Жыл бұрын
Oi, thats Jacky Legs mate
@rinsantosh
Жыл бұрын
Naw'r
@hahssh
Жыл бұрын
Cow: "gonna end this man's whole career" Tiger: Bruhh.... prank....it's a prank... there is the camera...
@aksharapandey9466
Жыл бұрын
gotcha!😂😂
@wladefantkaraoke
Жыл бұрын
The prank part is the best 👌
@queenstac
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@anshyadav3193
Жыл бұрын
I loved that 😂
@FluffsNC
Жыл бұрын
Cow became a sigma in seconds 🤣
@ILOVEBakugo-32
11 ай бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm, kangaroos regularly join us in our daily activities and outings
@Baxformer
7 ай бұрын
Tis' true
@DogsByTheSea-
7 ай бұрын
That place is sure hopin’ I’ll just show myself out.
@jamesmartin9401
6 ай бұрын
"We were here first mate."
@talleywa5772
11 ай бұрын
"I choose flight over fight for your sake, not mine." -that cow
@musewolfman
6 ай бұрын
"Oh, dear. Flight has just been removed as an option... Cowabunga it is!" -also that cow
@FemboyDeath
Жыл бұрын
"What the FUCK IS A TURTLE DOING UP A TELEPHONE POLE?!" BRO I'M DEAD
@jonharrison3114
Жыл бұрын
How did you comment
@unusedaccount734
Жыл бұрын
@@jonharrison3114 are you fr serioud
@kjones2638
Жыл бұрын
But seriously that turtle though
@kjones2638
Жыл бұрын
😂😂🤡
@unusedaccount734
Жыл бұрын
@@kjones2638 he got rejected by the mutant ninja turtles and is now climbing up there to die
@jasonwall7751
Жыл бұрын
"It's a cat, it'll be fi... THATS A TURTLE???"
@vanimefan.2072
Жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what o thought too!😂
@jenie9977
Жыл бұрын
That's my thought too 🤣
@boing5106
Жыл бұрын
From that height the tortoise should be fine due to its equipped 90+ armour
@AkuLatte
Жыл бұрын
My thought in a nutshell
@jasmartinez780
Жыл бұрын
Yow bro me too!
@Just_Pele
10 ай бұрын
Leonardo: "Donatello, tell Michelangelo to get down, this is embarrassing."
@KyryloMudrokha
Жыл бұрын
The dog stacking fit so perfetly...
@Bloody-Butterfly
Жыл бұрын
That is exactly how I imagined Australia
@natanieux
Жыл бұрын
Same
@meatkirbo
Жыл бұрын
My immediate reaction to that was "That's some serious Aussie energy there"
@danielponiatowski7368
Жыл бұрын
nah its not that common, not without footwear and a shirt. we do have some dress codes, not alot but some.
@zenahel-rafih4077
Жыл бұрын
@@danielponiatowski7368 🤣🤣🤣
@Manoth2088
Жыл бұрын
@@meatkirbo honestly someone would try to fight it if it was down here
@jomariespano7036
Жыл бұрын
"If there's a pole, there's a goal" -Masteroogway
@vincentberger276
Жыл бұрын
"This pole i shall climb, if my relationship with your mother is on the line" -masteroogway
@oogway8735
Жыл бұрын
@@vincentberger276 what
@vincentberger276
Жыл бұрын
@@oogway8735 yes.
@BurntBalls
Жыл бұрын
@@oogway8735 yes.
@Queen_of_the_Aisle
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Faiith_.0
10 ай бұрын
“Wtf is a turtle doing up a telephone pole?” Got me rolling on the floor 💀
@rixjamer5034
10 ай бұрын
That cow took the "If You can't with them, join them" too far XD
@The_Turtle_Hermit
Жыл бұрын
THE FUCKING TURTLE HAS ME DYEING
@lilredninjaswiss7806
Жыл бұрын
And the guy’s genuinely frustrated and confused tone makes it even better.😭
@grimmcreeper192
Жыл бұрын
It’s spelt dying.
@Variety_Pack
Жыл бұрын
What color are you dyeing? I like to dye my socks different colors.
@GrandElderTurtle
Жыл бұрын
Save my brethren
@funyun
Жыл бұрын
@@grimmcreeper192 spelt or spelled?... im a 40 year old man that uses both, cus ive seen both being used all the time. But, which is correct?
@i1woo
Жыл бұрын
"so what did you climb today?" cow: i climbed up the food chain, i'm a predator now turtle: a telephone pole lol 😂
@randomlady5315
Жыл бұрын
Me:dog whose in charge between you and the cat Dog:cat?.... (Get rope)... What cat?
@aemama88
Жыл бұрын
Cat: I climbed up the stairway to heaven
@justspittingsomefacts6425
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@cruxivar6026
Жыл бұрын
The Turtle up the pole.... 😭😭😭 not funny. Pls rescue him.
@Ryoga-Oneesan
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SquintXD
11 ай бұрын
The guy with the turtle said the most realistic sentence of 2023
@idonotliveinparaguay.2361
11 ай бұрын
Turtles get stuck in the weirdest places. They are the hamsters of the reptile world, they see how they want to die and B line towards it😂
@SamSam-wx4rf
Жыл бұрын
"What the fuck is a turtle doing up a telephone pole" You will never hear that said by anyone ever again
@10_98L
Жыл бұрын
Nice
@christophermarriott6538
Жыл бұрын
Yo fr though wtf was it doing up there 😂
@theslayer386
Жыл бұрын
Its a way of Master Oogway to prove his word in kungfu panda "You have to believe, You have to believe you can do it"
@HaloHighlightz
Жыл бұрын
r/brandnewsentence
@md.samiparwez4856
Жыл бұрын
He is not a normal he is "NINJA TURTLE" 🐢
@googooblabla100
Жыл бұрын
"So, a kangaroo walked into a bar" "Ok" "No really"
@NoName-qf5on
Жыл бұрын
June is over buddy no need to pretend thank goodness
@shivanshgarewal2833
Жыл бұрын
Living in Australia be like :
@johnconnor2753
Жыл бұрын
And he ordered a Foster's
@chinmaypandey9407
Жыл бұрын
Just another normal day in Australia
@immi9785
Жыл бұрын
The fact that he wasn’t even phased says a lot about Australia
@carmelmarquinez3159
10 ай бұрын
Master Oogway is just vibin on that pole practicing his balance Edit: I don't want to be that guys but... 500?? Thanks for all the likes!! Edit: Im am now officially "that guy", Thanks for 800 likes!
@WilliamPagaran-sq6tn
10 ай бұрын
Yees
@iycephoenixx4249
10 ай бұрын
Lmao
@DObbYIsFrEeeE-sn8oe
10 ай бұрын
Lol😭💀😂
@land_shark_maw1048
10 ай бұрын
Yes
@K_XD-fe7ys
9 ай бұрын
Fr
@dabsmomos
10 ай бұрын
I ❤ how Cow had both the flight and fight modes activated one after the other!
@trailm1x
Жыл бұрын
i love how literally nobody is talking abt how the dog tried to kill the cat LOL
@Lasthope027
Жыл бұрын
I think that dog is a rasict.
@josipsimic5086
Жыл бұрын
@@Lasthope027 wait what how
@Lasthope027
Жыл бұрын
@@josipsimic5086 black cat 😸
@riddell26
Жыл бұрын
@@Lasthope027 so hair color is race? Guess I'm Black then.
@user-bl4oq7fd8d
Жыл бұрын
@@Lasthope027 it's speciesism not racism
@1ksubswithoutvideoschallen437
Жыл бұрын
“What the f is a turtle doing up a telephone pole?” This had me dying 💀
@jamespardue6482
Жыл бұрын
Dude I am rolling from this!!! Best comment on here
@geoffsecombe
Жыл бұрын
But seriously... what the bloody hell *is* it doing up a pole?
@gman7999
Жыл бұрын
Like yeah what the hell is a turtle doing on a telephone pole What is the turtle Spider-Man
@rubberduck6989
Жыл бұрын
he MUST’VE grown wings or something because there’s no freaking way that looks possible to me 🤣💀
@ConstipatedTree
Жыл бұрын
How we gonna get him down ???
@mdz5358
10 ай бұрын
The cow really said: Reversed roles today
@Thee_Stacey_Cole
10 ай бұрын
"Tiddles get down from there!"😂😂😂😂
@sarahbaker2281
7 ай бұрын
How are we gonna get tiddles down?
@the_gaurd_of_war
Жыл бұрын
Cow was like call an ambulance... but not for me 🔥🔥🔥 The dogs are super adorable 😍❤️
@gaba4707
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@stickyrice.j
Жыл бұрын
Except the one that was attempting cat murder.
@the_gaurd_of_war
Жыл бұрын
@@stickyrice.j lol 😆
@triples3273
Жыл бұрын
Cow said "Rip and Tear"
@snicker4237
Жыл бұрын
Yeah so the murder dog was adorable? Suffocating a harmless cat with a cable is adorable? Wow
@danielle7163
Жыл бұрын
Dog whispered "there's not enough room for the two of us" and nuced the cat💀💀
@marcoplayz6821
Жыл бұрын
im dead 💀
@giorgiorp4676
Жыл бұрын
@@marcoplayz6821 just like the cat
@stinky0
Жыл бұрын
bro said "your wasting my air"
@Proxy606
Жыл бұрын
POV: you played with the neighbouring kidd
@ManuX3
Жыл бұрын
The cat was so chill with it tho. Like, it knew it has a couple more lives to get back at the dog 🤣
@Nimrood33
Жыл бұрын
The turtle decided to prove humans wrong💀💀
@scarletvelvet9930
10 ай бұрын
ok ut the second one is just way too wholesome
@polishpatriot9898
Жыл бұрын
The dog went "I'm sorry, but there was never enough room on this stage for both of us!"
@rafaelrivera7594
Жыл бұрын
A funtime foxy reference i see
@pissapocalypse
10 ай бұрын
The cat doesn't even look scared or try to fight it she just accepts her fate lol
@user-ck3po2py5y
10 ай бұрын
You stole my owners love for the last time cat
@wolfoxMineblox
10 ай бұрын
"ENCORE!!!"
@arianna_lol5396
8 ай бұрын
Eeeeeeeeeee, bestie reference!😂
@interestedbystander196
Жыл бұрын
"I'm not stuck in here with a tiger. Tiger's stuck in here with _me!"_
@dontworrydehappy7104
Жыл бұрын
Yes, but sadly they probably did kill the cow or more tigers joined in to help kill it. There are these videos of zoos in a few countries in Africa and perhaps few other places feeding live animals to tigers etc. I really wish they'd humane (quick, as painless as possible) kill then feed. Carnivores gotta eat and that's just that.
@grass-touched
Жыл бұрын
In USA tiger kills cow In Russia cow kills tiger
@ewartlambert
Жыл бұрын
@@dontworrydehappy7104 lol because a tiger sourcing it’s meal as nature intended it is wrong…isn’t it strange how you have no issue with the animal living it’s life in prison for no reason but a predator killing prey is a problem for you. Sort out your priorities🤨
@Cinx-
Жыл бұрын
@@ewartlambert in the wild it’s completely fair because theres no outside involvement and whatever happens, happens. Live feeding in zoos leaves the prey with literally no chance for survival, its cruel and nothing like how Mother Nature intended. I agree its cruel to keep the tiger and other animals in the zoo (prison) in the first place but that shouldn’t take away from how messed up live feeding is as well
@dontworrydehappy7104
Жыл бұрын
@@ewartlambert I get what you're saying. And the issue of zoos is controversial. It depends - there are both positives and negatives to the issue in my opinion. Eg: endangered animals benefit from captive breeding programs. In some zoos, conditions are horrible: small cage area, no enrichment, no places to hide, poor nutrition, etc. In this video, I believe the zoo is doing the best it can. It is obviously not in an affluent area, but the animals look healthy and well taken care of and that's most important. I can't see the rest of the enclosure or conditions. It may be inadequate. Admittedly, the circumstances of this zoo are somewhat different from what does make me upset about live feeding. Yes, I do wish they fed prekilled, for some of the same reasons I had for my own pets. But at least the cow is not likely to harm the tigers (no sharp teeth - but it could kick and break bones) and the tigers are likely to give it a quick death in a few minutes. Keep in mind that cows do have powerful hoves and kicking - which could injure the tigers. There are videos of prey killing predator. Could lead to needing a vet for tiger or death. Rare, but a possibility. I used to own snakes and for those who feed pets with rodents, there is some controversy over live feed vs humane killed. I think the vast majority of reptile owners go the humane killed, which means quick blow to the head before feeding (not the usual method) or quick "put to sleep" in seconds via CO2 (takes a couple minutes to die after unconscious, though), then freezing prey which can be later thawed and fed to pets. Reasons most pet owners who feed rodents to their pets prefer prekilled: 1. Sparing rodent possible slow, painful death and terror. 2. Freezing can kill parasites if rodent has any. 3. Live rodents can injure and perhaps kill pets. 4. Convenience of not having to keep live rodents (reptile breeders with lots of pets tend to breed rodents, though) or seek out pet stores on a frequent basis to get live food. Eg: one video I saw recently had a large rat that a tegu (large lizard) was trying to kill. It took more than 10 minutes and the lizard wasn't able to get the job done on its own after going several rounds with the rat. Each time, it grabbed the rat by its side and the rat was biting the area around the lizard's eyes. It could have damaged the eyes, leading to infection and perhaps even blindness. The rat was more injured after each round. Eg: even if the rodent misses the eyes, but damages the mouth, it can lead to mouth rot, which is another serious illness that can cause death. A friend of mine bought a snake and didn't realize anything was wrong with it until after he bought it. Got it to vet asap, and luckily mouth rot in very early stages. We still had to soak the snake and give injections of medications each day for a period of time. I find that these types of owners, who enjoy the blood sport most of all, are not people interested in their pet's health so much. The pet may not get vet care for it's wounds, which could lead to infection and death. There are even videos of people who will even pit their pets against each other to see who wins. Eg: frog, scorpion, giant hornet, snake etc all tossed together. Yes, I said hornet. What do they care if their frog gets stung while trying to eat? It gets them views and subscribers, which is all they care about. And the people watching these videos find it amusing. To me, it's respect that an animal died to feed another. Yes, I do prefer feeding pre killed when possible. Feeding pet animals is different than what happens in the the wild and if we can spare some suffering, then I think it's a good thing. And protect the pet. There are some animals who will not eat prekilled, even fresh killed and shaken with tongs to mimic live. In these cases, live feed. But the vast majority, especially captive bred animals, will eat prekilled and should be taught this with their first meal if possible. I'm not against hunting, killing rats on rat infested farms with dogs, etc. Note: rats are smart and it's hard to trap them, especially if hundreds of them because no predators can get into where they are residing to kill off enough to keep population down. I've seen videos of farmers moving their chicken house before prepping it for the next chickens - they killed 500 rats with their pet dogs as they dug up the ground that had been under the chicken house. Lots of feces, but also lots of dropped feed and pilfered eggs for rats to eat. Again, do what we can to reduce risk and suffering, but it depends on the circumstances. Carnivores do need to eat meat.
@thecowboybebop2071
10 ай бұрын
That is hands down the most Australian thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
@ovassive5484
10 ай бұрын
The last one was genuine confusion lol
@strikeleaderrainbow
Жыл бұрын
“What the fuck is a turtle doing up a telephone pole” is a sentence I didn’t know I liked
@rinkutsuki3382
Жыл бұрын
Seriously, if that isnt a new sentence.
@sandyfyffe6849
Жыл бұрын
Maybe the turtle identifies as a ninja? 😂
@WhattheAlan
Жыл бұрын
But yeah how did it actually do that the fuck
@antiwiseclock1499
Жыл бұрын
Seriously though, can someone answer the question
@strikeleaderrainbow
Жыл бұрын
@@antiwiseclock1499 turtles have really sharp claws and a damn near perfect center of gravity so that’s probably why
@matthewlorton3428
Жыл бұрын
I love how the cat, in true cat fashion just sat there and accepted death because moving would be effort 😂
@swanay1
Жыл бұрын
8 more lives to go
@raghavareddyshivannagari2822
11 ай бұрын
*Legend says the turtle is still up on the pole*
@chxrrixteabomb
10 ай бұрын
That turtle be going places
@baka8240
Жыл бұрын
"I don't want the ball, I just want to be included" Dude that's the perfect example of 3rd wheel 😂
@livywithane
Жыл бұрын
Me
@stranger342
Жыл бұрын
I’m a third wheel in the party. Literally all I do is make em laugh. Hell I’m not even good at the game so when it’s down to me being the last one, it’s probably because I’ve been wandering around the map.
@magistrcooldayn233
Жыл бұрын
5-th wheel you mean?
@MP-ut6eb
Жыл бұрын
Me in my school days
@grudeasnaots210
Жыл бұрын
@@stranger342but in the end, you'll get nothing
@SkaySunIvy
Жыл бұрын
"What the fuck is a turtle doing up a telephone pole" gave me huge "what the fuck Richard" vibes
@newme3059
Жыл бұрын
Omg same
@TheBestBotAccountRatioer
Жыл бұрын
Literally the same exact “what the fuck”. Poetic.
@OhCyrus
10 ай бұрын
Hahaha The Richard made that whole comment. That’s my cousins name. Lol
@Eagle-Fly
10 ай бұрын
Well, you always need to test for fall damage
@thesponk4853
10 ай бұрын
Probably fake tho, so no need to worry about the turtle
@aromakss
9 ай бұрын
The kangaroo was just chillin 🤠
@cattothequadrobist
10 ай бұрын
"Whats a turtle doin' up a fuckn telephone pole?"
@oreo8260
Жыл бұрын
That dog is devious asf he knew exactly what he was doing to that cat
@Youtubecansuckmycock
Жыл бұрын
And the owner doesn’t deserve pets for letting it happen and filming it…
@venomoutdoors4526
10 ай бұрын
I found it very funny and especially being that I’m not a cat person. I imagine that dog was like today’s your last day on this planet.
@Youtubecansuckmycock
10 ай бұрын
@shane long no and yea
@chukyuniqul
10 ай бұрын
@shane long Musta' been since they deleted the comment and now I'm curious what it was about.
@KewalTailor
10 ай бұрын
Oh i thought you talkin about the dog getting spanked, lol
@trit8017
Жыл бұрын
luv how the tiger was like “Why am I running?”
@angelayasmin1698
Жыл бұрын
Their brain broke for a sec
@TreiPG
Жыл бұрын
Why are you running?
@10_98L
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@namiyeah4206
Жыл бұрын
So no one is gonna talk about how cute the seal kiss??? ❤❤❤
@absolutexdominator8384
Жыл бұрын
It looks like cow was possessed by goblin slayer
@TigerRebel
Жыл бұрын
It got used to Him visiting Cow Girl at her farm.
@tylerbastow5012
Жыл бұрын
BRO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
@doomguy974
Жыл бұрын
Alternate version of me
@Monsterfishes.123
Жыл бұрын
I think they were friends
@CrazyDoodEpicLeaves
Жыл бұрын
cringe
@hydrokinesis251
Жыл бұрын
Cow: *"Looks like meat's back on the menu!"*
@deathwishunicorn2895
Жыл бұрын
China be like
@SUPERVIBESTAMIL
Жыл бұрын
That music which album ?
@rosa__24
Жыл бұрын
hitting its head factory reset the cow
@MT3Ryder
Жыл бұрын
@@rosa__24 LOL
@jamiesteps6589
Жыл бұрын
Also cow: "But not mine!"
@V01DK
6 ай бұрын
That last dog is a menace
@TheSonarianDragonRamen-kv7jk
11 ай бұрын
The turtles are showing everyone that they are the real gods 🤣
@oonavuorio6247
Жыл бұрын
SLR how did that turtle get up there
@ancovisser2424
Жыл бұрын
They are very strong and constantly climb shit so this turtle probebly got carryed away and got stuck
@HaveAGoodDayFk.U
Жыл бұрын
It's fake dude. Lol
@eat_avertical_tortilla_chip
Жыл бұрын
I've found my turtle climbing up chicken wire no idea how that turtle got on the mf pole tho
@PuppyPrincess
Жыл бұрын
@@ancovisser2424 they can climb up some stuff but 1. Turtles have flippers and can't grip anything on a vertical surface. 2. If it's a tortoise, it has flat feet and no way to climb things like some other reptiles. 3. If its up there, it was either put there by someone or got picked up by a strong wind and flung up there. That turtle is lucky to be alive
@eat_avertical_tortilla_chip
Жыл бұрын
@@PuppyPrincess I have a box turtle and she definitely has claws, and she likes to climb whatever she is physically capable of climbing.
@viniciuslima9430
Жыл бұрын
The cat siding eye the owner: - Helen will you just watch me been killed? Seriously?!?!?😅😅😅😅
@DantheManZ-wn6zg
Жыл бұрын
Fr why didn't she do anything as soon as the rope was loose around it's neck
@yyy2438
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@4thhokage381
Жыл бұрын
Im ded
@vinodwasnik4
Жыл бұрын
@@4thhokage381 just like the cat
@leonmeyers7009
Жыл бұрын
@@4thhokage381 Just like Minato Uzumaki 🥲
@BEAST_LEGEND1430
10 ай бұрын
I think that cow hit the fence tooooooooooooo hard !!! 😂😂😂😂
@twililexy69
9 ай бұрын
"What the fuck is a turtle doing up a telephone pole?" That is my new favourite sentence
@amilarandunu9009
Жыл бұрын
well that's everyone's reaction when they see a Ninja Turtle for the first time, can't blame him...
@n0-b0dy
Жыл бұрын
i was about to comment something like this. that the turtle is probably skilled in the arts of ninjutsu and parkour, so we need not to worry about it. the turtle was just looking for shredder.
@jaypierson505
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for making a fukin day
@Uncle-Roger
Жыл бұрын
@@n0-b0dy nah he was looking for his three other brothers
@jessiepotifala
Жыл бұрын
🐢🎶 *TeEnAGe MutANt nInJA tURTlES* 🎶🐢
@n0-b0dy
Жыл бұрын
@@Uncle-Roger yeah, but shredder took his brothers, so he needs to find shredder first.
@adora5082
Жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the dog trying to strangle the cat 😂 😂
@arkansamana963
Жыл бұрын
FINNALY a comment about this
@calicobagels
Жыл бұрын
A near death experience damn
@SetuwoKecik
Жыл бұрын
The later video is more shocking
@aaryaphansalkar4657
Жыл бұрын
He probably wanted to take cat on walk.hence the coller and leash
@FluffsNC
Жыл бұрын
A daylight murder
@1k_subs_without_vids_challange
11 ай бұрын
A turtle working a 9 to 5 telephone booth repairing job be like:
@ModernDayRenaissanceMan
8 ай бұрын
Turtle is definitely turtlely enough for the turtle club
@johndortheknight4802
Жыл бұрын
Bro how Did a turtle get up on that thing?
@HaveAGoodDayFk.U
Жыл бұрын
It's fake bro
@sydneyslaughter7163
Жыл бұрын
Same way that goat got it’s horns hooked on a telephone wire; bad decisions
@jsaesthetics5189
Жыл бұрын
@@HaveAGoodDayFk.U Shhh
@AllenTax
Жыл бұрын
Guess not many know. The eastern box turtle has the claws for them to climb. As they can to telephone poles.
@FireWyvern870
Жыл бұрын
With sheer will
@nielandreycalpotura3679
Жыл бұрын
"The fact That The dog tried to end the cat Is like Masterpiece"
@Saveara.
Жыл бұрын
ikr
@siobhanreitz9351
Жыл бұрын
He also kissed him before doing as if to say"if you survive just know I love you and pls don't kill me"
@Herbinkle
Жыл бұрын
Why did you put that on quotations...?
@mr.pringles585
Жыл бұрын
"You stole my chicken and now ur gonna meet your end"
@puspaningrum3939
Жыл бұрын
kucingnya ngak kenapa2 khan?
@NeoUncle-ux3tt
6 ай бұрын
That dog trying to end the cat was planning this his whole life
@_NIKIkisses_
Жыл бұрын
“ how the fuck did a turtle get onto the telephone pole?!?”
@brodude825
Жыл бұрын
"kangaroo just hopped in" Ah yes, just a normal day at Australia
@ironolympia7935
Жыл бұрын
He was bar hopping
@akakabira
Жыл бұрын
@@ironolympia7935 bunny hopping ?
@kanjirohouigi523
Жыл бұрын
That's why i wanna go to australia ( btw its just uhm australia is below indonesia and indo is below philippines where i live so uh i think i just need to take a ship not a plane uhm )
@efisgpr
Жыл бұрын
In* Australia
@calicobagels
Жыл бұрын
I'm Australian, lol and I've never seen a kangaroo with my own eyes before :')
@Droolzz160
Жыл бұрын
The way the cat just accepted it’s fate got me 😂
@sonic.garden
Жыл бұрын
Me too! 😆😂
@NotSoMax
Жыл бұрын
The side eye giving “you just gonna let this happen?” Vibes
@priyanshugoel3030
Жыл бұрын
9 lives remember.
@Droolzz160
Жыл бұрын
@@priyanshugoel3030 maybe kitty is on last life. Idk lmao
@ohiorizzdog
Жыл бұрын
@@NotSoMax bombastic side eye
@RedDeadDaddy
Жыл бұрын
The Australian guy just acted like it was another day when the kangaroo bounced through the bar
@XxItsGoatedxX
10 ай бұрын
Well yeah it does happen from time to time, kangaroos aren't scary or anything
@Miss.Princess8765
10 ай бұрын
Kangaroo wanted to visit the bar and have some drinks but was sent out by the bartender. ......😂😂😂😂
@kodasmoke8106
Жыл бұрын
How the fuck did a turtle get up a telephone pole 🤣😂
@HaveAGoodDayFk.U
Жыл бұрын
It's fake dude
@riddell26
Жыл бұрын
@@HaveAGoodDayFk.U your such a loser bro. Copy and pasting this on every comment about the turtle.
@killeralt1740
Жыл бұрын
Turtles do have claws and are know to climb high things
@Semnome-gv5yg
Жыл бұрын
@@HaveAGoodDayFk.U man if you're gonna answer everyone comment, try at least to answer it right
@MrThunk
Жыл бұрын
@@Semnome-gv5yg A bird probably tried to kill it
@kaylizzie7890
Жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the puppy and the cat I immediately started saying “no, no, no, no, no!”
@mstrfool
Жыл бұрын
Weird... I was all yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! I think your profile pic is fake.. You're not really a dog are you?
@okayfine3728
Жыл бұрын
What....?
@Your-local-skinwalker
9 ай бұрын
The most Australian thing I've seen in a meme compilation
@iAmATR3YU
7 ай бұрын
The cow: I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.
@bobb_boy
Жыл бұрын
That seal was like "Babe stopppp- ok this is cute tho 🥰"
@FluffsNC
Жыл бұрын
Cute ☺️
@morphalta2074
Жыл бұрын
What was the song used in that one?
@bobb_boy
Жыл бұрын
@@morphalta2074I don't know but I love it 😭
@bobb_boy
Жыл бұрын
@@morphalta2074 I FOUND IT I FOUND IT It's called Moon I can't remember the spelling for the creators names but if you look up this: "Moon(and it went like)" it should turn up
@morphalta2074
Жыл бұрын
@@bobb_boy Thank you very much
@wanted_melon2348
Жыл бұрын
Cow: “Please, I don’t want any beef!!” Also Cow: *wakes up to reality* “Wait, I AM THE BEEF!”
@kamilkulczyk2696
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment for sure!!! My slogan from now on:"I AM THE BEEF!!!!" Xd
@alexsay5536
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@gobrzy.a6309
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Zobokolobozo
Жыл бұрын
Good one bro
@ryukshinigami13
10 ай бұрын
When you can't flight anymore, the fight kicks in.
@_audrey-
10 ай бұрын
Turtle became Mr Tiddles for a second💀💀
@itzstrawberrysisterfell983
Жыл бұрын
"what the f**K is a turtle doin up a telephone pole!?" Something I never thought I'd hear I ever in my life! 🤣
@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife
Жыл бұрын
I swear 😂😂
@prajwalbharambe343
Жыл бұрын
So you may be wondering I how I got here.....m
@kengamerwr6052
Жыл бұрын
Ill be honest that not a regular turtle that michelangelo From teenage mutant ninja turtle
@m2-084
Жыл бұрын
Titles the tortoise in real life???11!!!1!!!1!!!1???!1!!!1!
@gandalf_thegrey
Жыл бұрын
It's so pure
@TheMr.riddle
Жыл бұрын
The Tiger is like “wait, you’re not supposed to do that”
@ahmadafiqafham6707
Жыл бұрын
Cow: *UNO CARD REVERSE MF*
@watermelongecko
Жыл бұрын
The tiger: no, that’s not how you’re supposed to play the game
@leslinchacko357
9 ай бұрын
Cow really said, "not today buddy"
@nannylegday5808
6 ай бұрын
Nemo's dad always finding the craziest turtles 😂
@SkyWalker_596
Жыл бұрын
“What the f*ck is a turtle doing up a telephone pole?” Never thought I’d hear that, but it’s still one of the best quotes ever.
@EggyB
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Cheetagirl_1985
Жыл бұрын
Idk why the first thing that came to my mind when I heard that was Peppa Pig
@TomGibson.
Жыл бұрын
Just saying though, it’s a tortoise… turtles live in the sea and have paddles for swimming, tortoises live on land and have legs for walking it in this case climbing
@EggyB
Жыл бұрын
@@TomGibson. boooo
@thetruealex7478
Жыл бұрын
@@TomGibson. not entirely accurate, freshwater turtles exist and most don't have paddles like sea turtles
@cinny_
Жыл бұрын
"Confuse your enemy then get the upper hand" ~ Cow... And that dog frfr
@sanjuro_493
Жыл бұрын
This is the equivalent of me banging my head accidentally on something and claiming revenge on everything that moves around me
@sadgetrollge5614
Жыл бұрын
The turtle: I see no God up here *OTHER THAN ME*
@Atlquotl
Жыл бұрын
The turtle moves.
@thetwopunchman
Жыл бұрын
"Did my dog just try to end my cat? The dude standing there recording: *this is fine*
@arushjais
Жыл бұрын
581 likes and no reply‽
@nanyabiznus4738
Жыл бұрын
? Obviously he didn't know that until it happen.
@matrixphijr
Жыл бұрын
@@nanyabiznus4738 Foresight is not very strong with this one.
@Alex_Fishman
10 ай бұрын
Master Oogway got so drunk that he left the spirit realm.
@FreminetTheDiver
10 ай бұрын
Sunny when Basil sees Mari’s dead body:
@easportsaxb8057
Жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I can confirm kangaroos hop into bars and order a pint with us
@michaelschweigart3517
Жыл бұрын
Do they ever start bar fights?😂
@sayanchhetri4173
Жыл бұрын
Do they keep money on pouch
@Gamezoneadi
Жыл бұрын
@@sayanchhetri4173no they just flex their muscles
@Three_Random_Words
Жыл бұрын
I bet they most enjoy are real hoppie tasting beer.
@therealbushmanpat
Жыл бұрын
not in NSW, they order schooners ;)
@sushmachhetri8224
11 ай бұрын
Cow literally woke up and choose violence
@exoticdachoo007
11 ай бұрын
The Tiger forgot that it is indeed a Tiger
@MamaFeng
Жыл бұрын
That seal kiss looked so human with the eyes closing and all
@coldmoonlight6361
Жыл бұрын
What do you mean by "eyes closing and all" 😶
@MamaFeng
Жыл бұрын
@@coldmoonlight6361 ...what else could that mean. The behavior
@im_ghostie
Жыл бұрын
That dog really said "time to die now" to the poor cat
@pearce8651
Жыл бұрын
Don’t think you can say poor cat. Those things are beasts
@driftingwolf0
Жыл бұрын
Dog :( in a Italian accent) You breaka my heart, kitty. *starts strangling. Owner: OMG this is the last time we watch the sopranos together.
@theyummycat
Жыл бұрын
@@pearce8651 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@MXSTERYLAGOONE
Жыл бұрын
@@theyummycat TRUEEEEE
@inventorsam
11 ай бұрын
The fence reset the cows programming
@MrsKatieninja
10 ай бұрын
The tone in the turtle one KILLS me
@benwatso
Жыл бұрын
That cat was literally just like “take me”
@Patriotic_Hindu
Жыл бұрын
Cat was like: Bi*ch i still have 8 lives left 😂
@mid1429
Жыл бұрын
I think it was in shock
@divyamkhandelwal3736
Жыл бұрын
The dog at last was like "Sorry buddy you gotta go i need more love"
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