Sources: Clip 1: taken from ‘thatfunnyhumorist’ on Instagram Clip 2: insta ‘meevin_official’ Clip 3: insta ‘dalton_szymanski’ Clip 4 : tik tok ‘ringodanyan’ Clip 5 : insta ‘reallyrahaf’ Clip 6 : Instagram ‘reveillejoe’ audio from insta ‘benedictpolizzi’ Clip 7: taken from Instagram ‘goodboyzgang’
@mohahhafiiz2153
Жыл бұрын
thank you
@gudamgirexia1000
Жыл бұрын
I actually appreciate the honesty. Thanks
@Weed69420
Жыл бұрын
Weed
@ezachleewright2309
Жыл бұрын
Actually citing where you got them: 🗿
@noonesaccount6675
Жыл бұрын
Why in the world is this not the norm??? Dog bless for actually crediting the sources.
@jengmauricio3672
Жыл бұрын
The snake was like: "oh hell nah man this dude ain't human"
@englishteam3067
Жыл бұрын
No he was like: oh sh*t i messed with the legendary camera man
@HoneyMaple.
Жыл бұрын
I think being human is overrated
@madmental1255
Жыл бұрын
@@HoneyMaple. return to monke
@HoneyMaple.
Жыл бұрын
As an itellectual Asian AI, I humbly refuse the offer to devolve into a "monke" for I thee クリチス is happy being me. Thank you for reading @MAD MENTAL .
@carlitocastroiii3745
Жыл бұрын
@@HoneyMaple. I hope your joking about humans being overrated because that is one gods best creation and plus you said it your self you love being a human.
@idontlikecheese
Жыл бұрын
Snake: why are you not dead yet? Him: because I'm the Cameraman 💀
@isaiahfuery9327
Жыл бұрын
Probably the most underrated comment I've seen to date.
@idontlikecheese
Жыл бұрын
@@isaiahfuery9327 it's okay
@isaiahfuery9327
Жыл бұрын
No it's not OK cuz why does the cameraman never die in anything.
@idontlikecheese
Жыл бұрын
@@isaiahfuery9327 because he's the camera man
@BlackPharaoh
Жыл бұрын
All cameraman are blessed by the god of cameras.
@madilynphelps3690
Жыл бұрын
IM DEAD OVER HOW HE WENT OVER AND SLAPPED THE SNAKE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD 💀🤣
@theendgame2978
9 ай бұрын
Not any snake but a king kobra
@ronfrezno5353
9 ай бұрын
Istg I love Indian people😂
@jits-dn7bm
9 ай бұрын
Like ya cut g
@alexandergutierrezcastro-lb4ph
9 ай бұрын
E
@TheThefresh180
9 ай бұрын
It's not that impressive when you learn that snake charmers like the one in this video remove the fangs from the cobras and it dies a month or two after
@IluvatarEru
11 ай бұрын
That dog looked so happy being carried away😭
@mangoman2615
9 ай бұрын
Bro, the dog had it own villain arc, dont you understand? Hes the dog version of batman.
@slushy9885
9 ай бұрын
He gangster
@kish9836
Жыл бұрын
The way he just casually smacked the snake and said "eh" killed me 💀💀💀
@cookies1834
Жыл бұрын
He is actually an Arabic person and he said "aieb" Which can translate into "sham on you" or "don't do this it's a shame"
@calicobagels
Жыл бұрын
The damn villager laugh always gets me 😂
@__-tp4tm
Жыл бұрын
@@calicobagels I love that this is your take. Unironically found that funny af, humor broken apparently
@katzeflufi1547
Жыл бұрын
@@cookies1834 i find it funny how one word can translate to a sentence
@cookies1834
Жыл бұрын
@@katzeflufi1547 Yeah it's really funny and wired somehow 😂
@vince2.014
Жыл бұрын
He smacked the Sna out of the ke
@RichardWolfgang
Жыл бұрын
He Ha Ha, He Ha Ha
@yyy2438
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Tecnox735
Жыл бұрын
"*A Human bullied me this is my story*"
@genesismoore433
Жыл бұрын
The way I cackled
@Viper-oj1ut
Жыл бұрын
he just cut G'ed him ,i want some of his steel balls
@spaceaxolotl6196
9 ай бұрын
The cat really said "you good fam?"
@karlaroberts6754
9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@LaloSalamancaGaming69
8 ай бұрын
Fatherless cringe pfp
@mikeyhollzproductions7229
6 ай бұрын
I doubt it can talk so probably didn’t say anything..
@Bingbong1226
9 ай бұрын
The donkey one killed me😂 The guy they used audio for was incredibly stoned in that video😂
@alkylus1112
Жыл бұрын
Cobra: "I fear no man, but that thing.." **Some Random Dude** Cobra: "It scares me.."
@texasbutter1341
Жыл бұрын
It’s teeth got removed.
@Glonkosaurus
Жыл бұрын
@@texasbutter1341 Did it?
@Glonkosaurus
Жыл бұрын
Oh I don't see any fangs, so they probably did get removed
@cyh..7
Жыл бұрын
@@texasbutter1341 so thats why i didnt see any fangs
@38skyylicious
Жыл бұрын
@@texasbutter1341 That's probably the reason the guy didn't get scared lol
@DogesMemeFactory
Жыл бұрын
Snake didn’t run away, he respectfully declined to engage further.
@mariozgjani6349
Жыл бұрын
And got smacked for it , disrespectfully so
@Boif1n
Жыл бұрын
@@mariozgjani6349no, the camera man decided to challenge him in a pokemon battle
@m4.tivos.
Жыл бұрын
@@mariozgjani6349 no lolv
@skurdibbles7913
Жыл бұрын
He had to leave from the pain of having his fangs removed and is currently fighting the infection that will kill him in a few weeks.
@thejooper
Жыл бұрын
@@mariozgjani6349 I mean he started it
@SuperDuckky
11 ай бұрын
The snake remembered that cameraman is invincible and never dies so that's why he backed up 💀
@TheOriginalStarwalker64
9 ай бұрын
Everybody's talking about the snake, but I'm literally dead over the cat peeking it's head 💀
@astitvaagrawal8337
9 ай бұрын
same dude that had me 😂
@Solbashio
9 ай бұрын
im just horny bro
@deez3063
9 ай бұрын
there was a cat in that video ? :0
@andreaknisley154
8 ай бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂😂
@KaiFuzzybutt
8 ай бұрын
Right? Cat was like "dafuq you doin hooman?" 😂😂😂😂
@abnermartinez43
Жыл бұрын
The dog really said “This is who I really am”
@Violet-fg9db
Жыл бұрын
😹
@nillyk5671
Жыл бұрын
😐
@S0meRandomPerson
Жыл бұрын
"IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!"
@hellohowareyou8396
Жыл бұрын
@@S0meRandomPerson _"MY FRIENDS TOLD ME THIS IS COOL MOM!"_
@Llama_Dhali_G
Жыл бұрын
A damned lie, humans are the only lifeform to have a written and spoken language. .
@owendong4166
Жыл бұрын
HE FOUND THAT DAMN CHICKEN
@fayyadhtaib3562
Жыл бұрын
I don't understand actually ..tht part
@moonlight_pixie8395
Жыл бұрын
Fayyadh Taib Why’d the chicken cross the road? Joke. He asked the chicken cause the chicken was crossing the road.
@korymanuel8682
Жыл бұрын
@@moonlight_pixie8395 no 💩 Sherlock LOL
@MisterK9739
Жыл бұрын
@@korymanuel8682 he explained to the comment above that didn‘t understand it. Way to be a dickhead
@tinkerbellcoco_8274
Жыл бұрын
@@korymanuel8682 he was answering the person above him
@thelonepianist4814
Жыл бұрын
The cat sandwiches were a cuteness overload 😀
@ThePigeon358
9 ай бұрын
Bro is not afraid of death 💀
@LullabyeNyah
Жыл бұрын
The snake closes his mouth and only then when you see it on his face: “Shit.”
@LavThCiy
Жыл бұрын
Impressive, I ruined the 999 and turned you into a 1k 😎
@Julian-up4sr
Жыл бұрын
@@LavThCiy do you enjoy wearing fedoras
@TerrariasTheOverseer
Жыл бұрын
More like sssssshit
@sadaf186
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@nicksuniverse3584
Жыл бұрын
It’s a cobra
@shirokage13
9 ай бұрын
bro got the guts to slapped the snake on the back 💀
@mr.reaper5067
9 ай бұрын
Talk about muscle memory in the woman lmao
@RuisuCantEatCheese
8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@MADmosche
8 ай бұрын
It’s definitely a thirst trap post. Insta-hoes do it on purpose.
@subbermail2887
7 ай бұрын
What?
@imonthewinningside8281
5 ай бұрын
Some mamas never taught their girls..... what mom taught me and my sisters.
@gemmawarren5671
Жыл бұрын
The dog is every teenager runaway dreams 🤣
@blueflame5571
Жыл бұрын
Bro fr
@tacticalhobbit7526
Жыл бұрын
Cap
@browniesarecool4259
Жыл бұрын
@@tacticalhobbit7526 cap your cap
@davidusa47
Жыл бұрын
My ex had an unneutered beagle growing up that would run away for days, presumably to go on fuckfests. He died young after getting mauled by a pit and succumbing to his injuries
@NighTMare.001
Жыл бұрын
@@tacticalhobbit7526 what is cap, I don't mean literally. what other purpose does this word serve to you all?
@Smya3nn__
Жыл бұрын
Bro just casually slaps the snakes head 💀💀💀
@shadowkid09r
Жыл бұрын
743 likes and not a single comment? damn
@DNEditz8d
Жыл бұрын
@@shadowkid09r woah
@punctualerror1939
Жыл бұрын
The cobra was defanged and no longer poisonous they bought it and are now bullying it
@RainDuty_DustSprings2023
Жыл бұрын
Bro: i like your cut, g Snake: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
@hoi012
Жыл бұрын
That slap feel like its personal 💀
@L.m.wachtiiiii06
Жыл бұрын
Clapped that snake like somebody’s bald head 😂
@Thejigholeman
9 ай бұрын
Snake: im out of here... Man: I like ya' cut, G.
@sheneshkathushinidu1501
9 ай бұрын
I'm impressed how that girl caught the cup like thing after she fell!❤
@MADmosche
8 ай бұрын
There was a cup?
@VZ3W
Жыл бұрын
The dog that went to party with some strangers overnight and returning looking like mad max 🤣
@MrMoron-qn5rx
Жыл бұрын
Its a fun joke, but that dog might have been used as bait or as a fighter in a dogfighting ring. It happens. So i hope the dog jusr ran through some berry bushes and didnt get caught
@abbyrobinson5785
Жыл бұрын
@@MrMoron-qn5rx that doesn’t make sense dude
@WillBill6143
Жыл бұрын
Or someone captured it and spray painted it for dogfighting. Luckily, it looks like he escaped.
@b.cordero9223
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@feelinghealingfrequences7179
Жыл бұрын
koolaid plus tiny bit water thick paste color fur
@unstoppableplayz8678
Жыл бұрын
The snake: *tried to bite him 2 times* Him: “I like your cut G”
@mightycheetah7203
Жыл бұрын
You mean Arbok😂
@_ilyl3
Жыл бұрын
If you Listen closely, you'll hear a sharp "Eeeeeee" coming from the snake.
@rohitwagh8631
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OceanWarzGTFO
9 ай бұрын
i love how the snake turned around like an npc and straight up got clapped lmao
@johnbui566
9 ай бұрын
Snake went: "Oh, my bad, you're to strong. Ima dip"
@Abbyj19
Жыл бұрын
The cat peeking around the corner is like “you okay tho?”
@ragey2765
Жыл бұрын
I wasn’t even looking at the cat 😳😳😳
@zacharybarksdale8072
Жыл бұрын
Hmm I was looking at another cat
@rodriga1985
Жыл бұрын
@@zacharybarksdale8072 shit..same here. She knew what she was doing.
@Kirat876
Жыл бұрын
We must stay focused brothers
@DaMazzaf97
Жыл бұрын
Based reply thread
@PrancingGoldfish
Жыл бұрын
Snake was like "Shit, he's unaffected, TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!!!"
@KarWoN_TV
Жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@nono-wo2yu
Жыл бұрын
cobra maneuver
@atelophobia8539
Жыл бұрын
He really went, “SERPENTINE SERPENTINE”
@DaraLindsey
9 ай бұрын
@Atelophobia This should not have made me laugh that hard lol
@NCR-Trooper
9 ай бұрын
My man's just practicing his rizz until he meets the dragon of his dreams.
@dbonechis
Жыл бұрын
the dude messing with the snake is a real menace imagine how powerful he has to be to do something like that confidently
@horizoncr1788
Жыл бұрын
Man really took “I like yo cut G” way to serious on that snake
@KermitPlaz
Жыл бұрын
Dead meme
@anondabomb
Жыл бұрын
@@KermitPlaz I like your cut g.
@krustygureum
Жыл бұрын
@@KermitPlaz I don’t even know what it means
@non-ofyo-business3399
Жыл бұрын
@@KermitPlaz I laughed so screw off you scab
@every0neisdumb285
Жыл бұрын
@@KermitPlaz it’s a meme
@social.2184
Жыл бұрын
First clip is the proof that Cameraman can't die
@thehulk-kc8jx
11 ай бұрын
😂
@bubblegumCrystal
11 ай бұрын
Fr 💀
@channel45853
9 ай бұрын
Cameraman is the npc that the devs won't allow you to kill
@badtothebone9144
9 ай бұрын
I saw this guy do this in a toothpaste ad once!
@redskull378
9 ай бұрын
Skibidi toilets
@derpydog5202
9 ай бұрын
The snake realized too late that this was no ordinary man. This was a Floridian
@nishav5379
9 ай бұрын
Snake - “oh shit, an Australian !! I better run”
@gachalifegamer93
Жыл бұрын
I like the Snake was trying to bite it like 2 times then the snake turned around like never mind then the guy jest slaps the snake right in the head😂😂
@ergosumadrieyl2927
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for explaining what happened because I had no idea!
@minongfoster3326
Жыл бұрын
@@ergosumadrieyl2927 lmao read his comment again chap, don't you see the words "I like"? Are you blind?
@djneonreaper4990
Жыл бұрын
You quite litterally, just explained the entire clip. Without adding anything interesting
@Im_black_now_spiderman
Жыл бұрын
Dude what? My guy, do you need three "like" in one sentence? I got ligma from reading that
@akami_999
Жыл бұрын
Tf ..yall so rude
@aiyannasworld7549
Жыл бұрын
The snake is so wholesome and goofy looking for some reason😭
@Youtubecansuckmycock
Жыл бұрын
Did you just call a king cobra wholesome?
@bigchonk1754
11 ай бұрын
@@KZitemcansuckmycock i mean those noodles are indeed cute but deadly
@novemberblake9505
11 ай бұрын
I love king Cobras they look so stupid. Like what are you standing for lil dude? You don’t even have feet
@sauravnayak5927
9 ай бұрын
@@novemberblake9505 some adult cobras can legit look you in the eye when they got their hoods and body up Legit like saying what you gon do bruh,come try me
@saryntoews
9 ай бұрын
Right? It’s just like “😲”
@Domesticgoddess12
9 ай бұрын
The way he smacked the back of that cobra had me ROLLIN!!!!
@imapumpkin6287
Жыл бұрын
The dog became a fallout 3 raider in one night
@Wisteria_delgado21
Жыл бұрын
HAHA HE REALLY JUST DID “I LIKE YO CUT G” ON THE SNAKE, SMACKED THE SHIT OUTTA HIM 🤣
@kokoam5431
Жыл бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all day🤣🤣😭😭😭the way he SmACKed it!!🤣🤣😭😭
@Wisteria_delgado21
Жыл бұрын
@@kokoam5431 I KNOW RIGHT 🤣🥲😂😂
@abo3abid1
Жыл бұрын
Odd that he was speaking Arabic, cobras aren't even common there.
@dflaming1371
Жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen someone slap a cobra I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's wierd it happened twice
@Wisteria_delgado21
Жыл бұрын
@@dflaming1371 HAHAHHA no way!
@A1clix
Жыл бұрын
How tf does the guy just f around with a cobra
@randommmm2179
Жыл бұрын
Russia?
@BrownBearNinja
Жыл бұрын
The fangs are probably removed. Snake charmers do it all the time and the snake dies a slow painful death.
@mgsaviation9292
Жыл бұрын
No fangs
@Masternaldo
Жыл бұрын
@@randommmm2179 Somali power
@probes-e-minor
Жыл бұрын
@@BrownBearNinja good
@alovesupreme76
6 ай бұрын
i love just how casually the snake just turns and decides to go home
@Helpadoggoreachsubs
11 ай бұрын
Snake was like "f**k this shit I'm out"
@Cosmo1509-TheOnly
Жыл бұрын
The 1st one tho 💀 Him:*smacks the snake Also him: E.
@MonkeyDLuffy-sz7xq
Жыл бұрын
Eh*
@SAJADM-vv2ez
Жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyDLuffy-sz7xq its not E nor Eh its just "shame" in Arabic
@MonkeyDLuffy-sz7xq
Жыл бұрын
@@SAJADM-vv2ez no
@SAJADM-vv2ez
Жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyDLuffy-sz7xq yes
@M0V1NG
Жыл бұрын
You’re a disgrace to your heritage
@xinogami7151
Жыл бұрын
That may be the first man to know why the chiken actually crossed the road 👀.
@richardchargingcloud6590
10 ай бұрын
foreal we gota know, life mystery
@LeafyReuploads
9 ай бұрын
Chicken*
@josephwilliams9786
9 ай бұрын
he was found dead next to the road.... guess we will never know
@Nixll_
8 ай бұрын
1k likes
@xinogami7151
8 ай бұрын
@@Nixll_holy-
@MrOnboard
9 ай бұрын
Damn dog went through his mad max arc.
@Eyewitnesse
2 ай бұрын
He is wicked
@painmosquito9343
11 ай бұрын
Bro that slap on snake was personal
@jeyghastly
Жыл бұрын
"I'm pretty glonky" 😂
@jasonsahadew-lall391
Жыл бұрын
I died 😂😂😂😂
@Mowchii08
Жыл бұрын
The complete sense of urgency that man had when he ran out the car and asked “why’d ya do it?” 💀👌
@aikaameya3930
Жыл бұрын
Mans been waiting for this all his life
@sandyjones45
Жыл бұрын
And still ... we have no answer!!
@elguapo1690
Жыл бұрын
Like he was ambushing a murderer on the courthouse steps!
@CarlAyers
Жыл бұрын
…..saw a thing on Tumblr recently that the whole joke is actually a sudoko joke if you know what I mean.
@underu2023
11 ай бұрын
The position when the girl fell😏
@Tyler.rexing12
9 ай бұрын
Ngl, those cat sandwiches looked kinda fire tbh
@jamo1774
Жыл бұрын
*Snake lunges* *guy laughs* Snake: Nah that ain't natural I'm fkin outta here.
@ikiawilliams7604
Жыл бұрын
DONEE
@SmoolyFace
Жыл бұрын
*damn nature you scary*
@randomguy3676
Жыл бұрын
1.8k likes and 2 comments?? Lemme fix that
@hyperpop648
Жыл бұрын
Him after that: *I like your cut g*
@Bobvesleb
Жыл бұрын
The person be like: I like ya cut g The snake after being smacked: h *high pitched demonic screaming*
@minakshibala1820
Жыл бұрын
The first video is the literal example of "Why women live longer than men"
@rookiedraconian7852
Жыл бұрын
Na man the snake is defanged Men r cheerfully risk-ish but not self harming
@mykneesarebees7242
Жыл бұрын
My boy, the girl from one of the other videos almost cracked her head open🗿
@userfriendlyforever
Жыл бұрын
@@rookiedraconian7852 You really think it wasn't self harming?
@userfriendlyforever
Жыл бұрын
@@mykneesarebees7242 Stop being dramatic she didn't even fall from any height neither hit her head bruh
@gasolinelover2438
Жыл бұрын
@@userfriendlyforever you really think anyone would hit a python without it being defanged? Stop being dramatic
@YiScarf
8 ай бұрын
WHY IS NOONE TALKING ABOUT THE VANDALISM ON THE DOG 😭-
@pandatiger5653
9 ай бұрын
Bro really said to the snake “I like yo cut g!”
@colemurphy99
Жыл бұрын
Is no one talking about how smooth that little cup fell into the girls hand after she fell? That was pretty cool
@filiperodrigues97
Жыл бұрын
I swear I didn't notice anything other than the fact that there had two cats in the scene, and I definitely wasn't paying attention to the one from the background...
@14pbear
Жыл бұрын
@@filiperodrigues97 ah hahahaha that's funny. I didn't even notice the cat you were watching. Lol
@Jojozilla426
Жыл бұрын
She saw it was gonna fall and readied her hand so casually lmao
@brass_engineer7164
Жыл бұрын
nah, im more fucos on the spready..
@filiperodrigues97
Жыл бұрын
@@brass_engineer7164 spready cat 😏
@richardswaby2937
Жыл бұрын
That dog had a crazy night on the town🤣
@monke2448
Жыл бұрын
You do realizes he got kidnapped and taken to a dog fighting ring right?
@brokenbones6540
Жыл бұрын
@@monke2448 I'm pretty sure it's a marking, I think they where planning to take him to a dog fight, hence the spraypaint. But he found his way home before they actually captured him.
@IHaveBeenDoingTaxFraud
Жыл бұрын
@@monke2448 he literally only has a mark, probably added by some stupid ass furries
@swift9995
Жыл бұрын
what happens in vegas stays in vegas
@richardswaby2937
Жыл бұрын
@@swift9995 yes good sir
@Kaeru-
11 ай бұрын
That ain't your dog, that's Harley's dogs😅
@laurapayne8177
9 ай бұрын
Our dog returned home completely painted green
@ilinajordanovska396
Жыл бұрын
Cameraman: "HA HA HA" snake: *attacks* Cameraman: "HE HE HE" snake: *turns around* Cameraman: *grabs snake*........"" Thx for the likes!!!
@MWAclanGaming
Жыл бұрын
*Smack
@Yenrei
Жыл бұрын
he's done laughing.
@user-xo2vi5eu7v
Жыл бұрын
That sounds so anime🙃
@unsc8916
Жыл бұрын
Don't mess with the camera man
@Evanwheatley4d
Жыл бұрын
Um...why did u bother doing this 🤦
@Alexandriaxxanime
Жыл бұрын
Did my man just really smack the back of a cobras head 💀
@DeadCell4447
Жыл бұрын
He dead💀
@fnaf777aryam2
Жыл бұрын
I like yo cut g 🤚 😎
@xenogale
Жыл бұрын
@@fnaf777aryam2 I like yo scales G 🖐️😎
@Dreamboat988
Жыл бұрын
Like many cobras used for street snake charming shows and such over there its been defanged. It poses no threat to anyone anymore.
@Animix_editzz517
11 ай бұрын
When the snake realised he was messing with the cameraman
@dripplercrippler7460
9 ай бұрын
Oh hell naw, bro did the Kobra dirty and laughed at it 💀
@ma.theresadiscutido4152
Жыл бұрын
Cameraman : " Playtime ain't over, u slitterin' bastard, come here!!"
@thatoneblahaj
Жыл бұрын
*smack
@FinerStuff
Жыл бұрын
"we need a zoom in on the cat". Yeah, right 😂
@Thawhid
Жыл бұрын
Ha
@aalliigameplay9737
Жыл бұрын
You are really dirty minder 💀
@thiago1200
Жыл бұрын
Just me who didn't got it?
@ST1R_420
Жыл бұрын
she misinterpreted the word he was trying to say
@Financedudee
Жыл бұрын
Bruhh you caught me off guard 😭😂💀
@HyPh3n1x
9 ай бұрын
“Hahaha *Slap*” had me dead😂💀
@prestonjohnson3771
9 ай бұрын
That little dog had some fun at the night club
@jisazuramee1006
Жыл бұрын
Dudebro to chicken: "Why'd ya do it? Why'd ya do it?" Chicken: "Bawk bawk bawk."
@starkid1830
Жыл бұрын
Chicken translation "To get to your mama's house"
@EmanNagi
Жыл бұрын
Understood, sir. Have a nice day.
@controversialguy
Жыл бұрын
Bro in my county a chicken sounds like this they said "cock cock cock"
@thechicken1477
Жыл бұрын
It was actually because he was genuinely depressed, he knew crossing that intersection would leave him with one fate. His life was falling apart, crumbling before his very eyes he needed to escape the hell that was his life. So when he saw that busy road he ran into the middle of it hoping his suffering would end quickly only to find that the other side was beneath his feet. He had crossed the road unharmed. All he wanted was a way out but he couldn't even get that. He began sobbing uncontrollably, wishing his life would just end already, he pleaded and begged for deaths warm embrace. He fell to his knees and closed his eyes. Upon reopening them he found a puddle had met his gaze. In the puddle he saw his own reflection. Terrified at the pitiful excuse for a chicken he had become, how far he had fallen and how awful his life had become he vowed to make a change, he stood up from the his knelt position and looked up. The sorrow and weakness in his eyes vansihed and was quickly replaced with optimism and joy. Joy to begin his life anew, this time filled with glee not sadness. He set out to get a job and start changing his life. He eventually meet a kind hen, they Married and started a family together. Years passed and the chicken had all but forgotten the day his life almost came to an early end. He was living his life as best he could one day at time. All was good in his life when one day he returned to that road where he wished to end it all. Memories flooded in, feelings and emotions he long decided to lock away. As dark thoughts clouded his perception he mistakenly stumbled into the road just as a large truck sped down the road, the driver had been drinking and hadn't noticed the stray chicken fumbling into the lane. Just as the chicken regained control he glanced upwards at the incoming truck and began spinning in an attempt to avoid the truck. But alas the truck was moving to quickly and the chicken wasn't quick enough to escape. The truck barreled forwards, the wheels rolling over the poor chicken and continuing on as if nothing had happened. As the chicken layed there he thought of how he had gotten what he always used to beg for, the sweet kiss of death. But he changed his life, he no longer desired this fate, he wanted to live on he, begged for just one more minute, one more moment with his chicks, one more kiss with his hen just a single moment is all he wanted. As he drew his final breath he let out a weak chuckle. A final expression of his hatred for life and its cruel irony. His eyes fell shut as he faded into deaths misty domain. Just as he rolled over into the void a McDonald's employee raced out of his vehicle, pulled out a bag and haphazardly shoveled the still warm yet lifeless corpse of the chicken into it. He brought it to the fryers in the fastfood restaurant which was across the road and fried the chicken into a happy meal which was then served to a customer. Could this really be the chickens fate? To be treated like an object? To nothing more than roadkill and to be served to a screaming child at a local fast food joint? What was across the road wasn't some life lesson or some life changing epiphany, it wasn't a quiet and quick release from a life unwanted, no, the other side of the road was simply a disgraceful end to an awful life too short, it to suffer in a cruel world where we stumble around trying to find the purpose for it all when we know al deep down that we are all fooling ourselves as there is no point to anything? So what's the moral of the story? the moral of the story is that life can end in an instant and without warning which means living for the moment and living it the best you can is all that matters. Worrying about the bad things only bogs down the beauty in life and will only waste the precious time you do have here. Don't waste your life being bitter about the past and worrying about the future, instead, be joyful for the moment and find the best that life has to offer in the now and not what pain or sorrow the future may bring for you. You should learn from the chickens, mistakes he wasted his life always looking for the negatives and never stopping to look around and see what he had in the now. you should also learn from the chickens success in choosing to change his life and beginning to savor each moment he had. While it is true you should live in the moment and not stress about meaningless events in the past, that doesn't mean you should forget the past entirely. Looking back into the past helps you learn from your mistakes and grow as a person but choosing to stay stuck past prevents you from moving forward and truly seeing your mistakes from a new perspective as you are only repeating them because you are living them. Life is about balance in all forms. Each and every day we have choices to make in life and these choices will define who you are and how you move through life so be sure you choose happiness but also choose to remember and to grow because ib life you have to strive to be better while enjoying the here and now. Stop and breathe in the air and try to exist in the now and remember "Life moves pretty fast, If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -Some old 80s movie or something idk.
@EmanNagi
Жыл бұрын
@@thechicken1477 Wow this escalated quickly
@joosepkaha1687
Жыл бұрын
Is No One gonna Mention That Marvelous Catch by The Girl in the "Cat Pokes Head around The Wall" clip.
@0takudem0n
Жыл бұрын
Ikr but what is it wand where did it come from?
@Oksana531
Жыл бұрын
@@0takudem0n yes that’s what I wanted to know! Lol came to the comments to see if anyone else was talking about it
@rogeliopeguero6357
Жыл бұрын
@@Oksana531 same
@johnnyslokes2712
Жыл бұрын
@@0takudem0n I almost seen her vagina
@cosmicbilly
Жыл бұрын
Nah i was staring deep into her box🤷♂️
@Wolfbluep64
9 ай бұрын
The snake slap 💀
@epiclysickomode6992
Жыл бұрын
The way the snake turned around had me DYING 🤣🤣
@jinniehernandez2372
Жыл бұрын
The last little dog looked like he was partying for the night! And, Mr. Kitty who pokes his little head around the corner when Mom falls, thinking, " Oooh!!! That's gotta hurt!" Classic!
@princemoonbeam9882
Жыл бұрын
I was surprised how casually she catches whatever flew through the air
@suzanarozanadana
Жыл бұрын
@@princemoonbeam9882 That was a bait dog
@andrewbrowne7831
Жыл бұрын
@@suzanarozanadana yeah don’t they use those markings for dog fights?
@a.person1723
9 ай бұрын
that last short tho.... :( If your furchild comes back with a spray paint mark on them like that KEEP THEM INSIDE. edit: odd, sprayed-on colors mark an animal as bait for things like dog fighting rings. usually unsuspecting pets are targeted, kidnapped and used for this.
@TertiaryGuyFieri
9 ай бұрын
They are marked as bait... for a fight? How does that work?
@TheQueenOfTrash
9 ай бұрын
@@TertiaryGuyFieriIn dog fights, they will usually spray the dogs different colors to differ them apart and make bets on who will win. Some dog owners will adopt dogs just to abuse and train them to win dog fights. The fights usually end up having one winner while the rest of the dogs are either severely injured or dead. Another way they do this is kind of like a twisted version of hide and seek. They take small animals, mostly kittens and puppies, spray paint them and then release them in an area. They then release dogs that they trained to hunt down and kill the smaller animals. I think this is what happened to that dog, but it luckily managed to get away.
@KazooTime
9 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure it was pet safe dye. The dog also got a haircut if you look at the before and after pics.
@Space_owl_birb
8 ай бұрын
I think some random people saw the dog and took care of it for a day to keep it alive and then let him/her go
@lukav3509
6 ай бұрын
Freaking hooligans
@NoMoreSimulation
10 ай бұрын
Bro outsmarted a cobra
@matthewzablocki5310
Жыл бұрын
The cat looking around the corner was like "Natalie!" "Wtf are you doing now"? "This is why we're single". 🙄😔
@razzberytman
Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, "we're?"
@Sandwichy
Жыл бұрын
@@razzberytman all pets be like: whats mine is yours
@gettrim73
Жыл бұрын
I read that in my Tony Baker voice😆
@chandrakumarsingh9756
Жыл бұрын
nah bro there is one another p*ssy cat to zoom in
@petradegroot3578
11 ай бұрын
😂👍🏼
@billyyank5807
Жыл бұрын
Dude,I'd be mad asf if my dog returned painted pink.
@hypersnake7037
Жыл бұрын
Do you know what that means 0-o
@al3xb827
Жыл бұрын
Same.
@marionettehone
Жыл бұрын
I would be worried that it's related to dog fighting, and if it was, I would be pretty pissed off for multiple reasons
@iam_sherlocked8421
11 ай бұрын
@@hypersnake7037 what does that mean?
@hypersnake7037
11 ай бұрын
@@iam_sherlocked8421 oh nothing I got it wrong, I thought it was like how female sheep get those stripes on there backs after getting decked?
@veteranPG3D
9 ай бұрын
I don't know about you but the first clip got me and my coworkers dying, 😂😂😂😂😂
@infer2311
9 ай бұрын
We must stay focused brother we must stay focused
@justjayy2u
Жыл бұрын
I’ll never argue with someone that will effortlessly slap a snake upside the head
@imalemon3841
Жыл бұрын
Cobra: *tries to bite* Cameraman: HEE HEE HAW HAW
@spi_mighty-hunter2191
8 ай бұрын
Man rlly Did the "I like yo cut G" to the snake😂😂
@tristantaylor6229
9 ай бұрын
The first clip is the most average Australian thing ever.
@zzzzzzz5962
Жыл бұрын
The donkey one had me dying🤣🤣🤣
@cassialim7802
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@auntymar-marjustme
Жыл бұрын
Makes me kind of sckured of what ever that drug "glonky" is! LOL LOL LOL
@maryagyemang9870
Жыл бұрын
Wasn’t a donkey I think a camel 🐪
@Dellzions
Жыл бұрын
Fr!
@MinutemanOutdoors
Жыл бұрын
"I like yo cut G" Snake: *æææææ*
@silverscout
9 ай бұрын
That snake is technically us when we're to cocky with bosses
@-Little_Cat-
6 ай бұрын
That slap was personal..☠️
@druryjoe1
Жыл бұрын
I’m really impressed the girl caught whatever fell after she was on the floor
@_-vi0l3t-_
Жыл бұрын
OMG RIGHT ?! I thought i was the only one who saw that
@SPECTREA-vm7fy
Жыл бұрын
Spread legs
@LionsLamb79
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god the donkey skit absolutely killed me. I snort laughed so hard at 1 am my room mate can running in because he thought i was choking on something
@shadowthedarkshadow6960
Жыл бұрын
Awe he cares but poor guy XD
@silver_tearz
Жыл бұрын
*"he thought I was choking on something"* I clearly know that someone is gonna make this dirty minded
@vd_sv
Жыл бұрын
Nobody's gonna talk about the absolute W of a random catch lying on the floor just after she fell?
@eddiejones9695
Жыл бұрын
What did she catch?
@abuisaofficial502
Жыл бұрын
I thought the same I think is a spoon 🥄 from children falling
@wyatt3499
Жыл бұрын
Bro why did the snake guy sound like Mr Bean😂
@seff7bo742
Жыл бұрын
"I'm im pretty glonky heahaheha" How is Noone talking about this one too f*ck in funny
@mcsankha5620
Жыл бұрын
That was the funniest one, man.
@TAGZ125
Жыл бұрын
Best one. I like how he switched to I'm fine from I'm pretty glonky. Lol
@veimani
Жыл бұрын
Fr best one🤣 “how are you uh huh😁😁”
@foxsin2626
Жыл бұрын
This is the interview that the audio came from and lemme tell ya it does not disappoint 😂 kzitem.info/news/bejne/lZWOl6aeiKNndYo
@ischul
Жыл бұрын
Oh I’m good. How are you? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
@melody3741
Жыл бұрын
I cannot get over the one where the person falls. The cat peeking, the thing falling off the shelf and going right into her hand, its just such perfect timing and so funny
@thedumbestdoge881
Жыл бұрын
Ya haha that’s what I was looking at too….
@lrvqi
Жыл бұрын
@@thedumbestdoge881 same haha..
@QendrimGashi
Жыл бұрын
@@thedumbestdoge881 hahhaahahahaahahah🤜🏼🤛🏼 ❤100%
@nerovaughn
Жыл бұрын
@@thedumbestdoge881 I’m fucking 💀 😂
@c3mi979
Жыл бұрын
there were 2 cats peaking
@jasmine4035
9 ай бұрын
To be fair, I think the dog had a great time out 😂
@AshleyNeeko
9 ай бұрын
Really
@user-kx2jy8my9o
9 ай бұрын
LOL THE 1ST ONE GOT ME SO HARD 😭
@user-kx2jy8my9o
9 ай бұрын
loll
@sios9065
Жыл бұрын
Chicken : *cross the road* Man : "why did you do it? Why did you do it?" Chicken : "What the hell its look like i'm doing? "
@nusaindah81
Жыл бұрын
🐔 : I'm goin' to "The Other Side," man 😒
@mikeemilyafton
Жыл бұрын
The only explination he ran from a crime or someone is chase it
@ashblankspace6800
Жыл бұрын
i love videos from people who have the balls to grab a venomous snake
@alphaghost9672
Жыл бұрын
Try doing the same with one that had fangs.
@margyb7469
Жыл бұрын
The fangs have been removed. Not brave just cruel.
@ashblankspace6800
Жыл бұрын
i didn’t know that they removed the fangs.
@krustygureum
Жыл бұрын
@@margyb7469 “aNiMaL RiGhTs!!!!1!”
@krustygureum
Жыл бұрын
@@alphaghost9672 I probably would. Just because I don’t value my life
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