Child... Been a bitch since I made my way out the womb!
@ImJerkBoii
9 жыл бұрын
Starbucks is like the coffeehouse equivalent of Apple. People don't buy their stuff because it's any better than other stuff, but because its the "popular" thing to do.
@SmileyAdventures
9 жыл бұрын
If the U.S. Had Costa coffee then that would be my Starbucks but I HATE Dunkin Donuts coffee. There is one on every corner (from boston that's why) so I go out of my way for Starbucks because it's real good coffee beans from other countries. Kenya, Coumbia etc
@SmileyAdventures
9 жыл бұрын
Columbia *
@ImJerkBoii
9 жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong. Starbucks definitely has redeemable qualities. I love their drinks, and I like to study there. Doesn't change that a lot of the appeal comes from the popularity. People come in there and order water...in a Starbucks cup. And they are definitely overpriced.
@migsmog
9 жыл бұрын
Lord Nick I just like that I can pay with my phone via their app. And I get rewarded with a free drink on my birthday and after every 12 drinks. It's super convenient and easy
@swiftset
9 жыл бұрын
I'm not a discerning coffee drinker, so the place doesn't matter as much as convenience. I like that I can go to any Starbucks and get a venti latte with some kind of flavoring, extra hot. I'm equally willing to go to any coffee shop that's willing to do the same, especially if their prices are lower. I usually end up at Starbucks because it's a known quantity and they're everywhere. But the prices are ridiculous! Luckily my office has an expresso machine, syrups, sweeteners, and milk, so when I'm at work I can get my drinks for free. The only thing missing is the option to make the coffee hotter :(
@atlfoevaeva09
9 жыл бұрын
I am 3 minutes in and I have gasped at least 15 times. FURY
@babyst0423
9 жыл бұрын
Hello, did he call Donnie an "ex-bottom"??? *clutches pearls*
@xxHeadRadioxx
9 жыл бұрын
*Death drops into casket!!!!!!*
@alyssalashaye5163
9 жыл бұрын
Everytime I watch a Furious Thoughts video I never want it to be over 😩😩😩
@skylafragrances
8 жыл бұрын
Can Kid Fury just stop being dope as fuck for one flippin minute cause I'm exhausted. Bye I'm taking break from this wonderful person.
@saucyfbaby
9 жыл бұрын
i don't get the hype over starbucks either . you'd swear starbucks was a form of medication for some people because they can't go a day without it . it's absurd .
@foxtrot685
9 жыл бұрын
Nicole O. And here I am with my $0.99 Dunkin Donuts coffee just enjoying life. The customers are mean as hell in Starbucks too! I feel so bad for those baristas sometimes!
@angeldawkins4159
9 жыл бұрын
"I've had the Frap, the Cap, the Halle Berry Bap..." Lmao!!!
@bisoafuayaa74
9 жыл бұрын
I died at "dresses with holes in them"
@foxtrot685
9 жыл бұрын
***** I was done at "eBook." How you hustlin eBooks tho??? LMAO!!!
@Three_Diamonds
9 жыл бұрын
That Donnie McClurkin read, though... XD
@imaculentconcept
9 жыл бұрын
The Halle Berry Bap! 😂
@dyamonjones7497
9 жыл бұрын
YES to what you said about R&B singers! I miss REAL R&B singers.
@peppermint23
9 жыл бұрын
"If you want to prank someone, tell your Mommy you're about to go get a job" LOL!!
@Velinnin
9 жыл бұрын
"Being a bitch is a lifestyle" BEST LINE OF MY LIFE!!!!!! lol
@isisO30
9 жыл бұрын
#ShadeWins 💜💛💚💙❤️
@babyst0423
9 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing that!!!
@isisO30
9 жыл бұрын
It was in the description box. I can't take the credit.
@IAMALISONROSE
9 жыл бұрын
ise1981 shade will always and forever win
@Sladers10
9 жыл бұрын
"You not gon give God no like love?" CRINEEEE
@missray9413
9 жыл бұрын
Prince doing an inception in rick james wet dream???? How on earth do you come up with the things you said. Lolololol u give me so much life
@mesocookie
9 жыл бұрын
omggg that last thought - YESSSS. Sick and tired of all the memes telling me I don't love God because I didn't repost -_- Somebody tell me which commandment that was??
@IAMALISONROSE
9 жыл бұрын
"'dole-i-lie"
@ulala9898
9 жыл бұрын
"Every option I have is bitch" #Preach
@appletreesubs
9 жыл бұрын
Yes to the bit about male R&B singers 🙌
@juhyassmin
9 жыл бұрын
YES GIRL! My mind automatically went to August Alsina, lmao.
@CeeCee962
9 жыл бұрын
+Jasmine M. He said "pretending to be straight" and the Lord took me right to Miguel
@MsRainbows6
9 жыл бұрын
He said you and Kirk Franklin matching vest I can't 😂
@glambitious91
9 жыл бұрын
"I'm trying to change or whatever but people are so stupid" lmao I can so relate smh
@bisoafuayaa74
9 жыл бұрын
badussy biscuits?
@taviaaaa
9 жыл бұрын
Omg. I never understood why people love Starbucks so much. All coffee tastes the same to me
@foxtrot685
9 жыл бұрын
Jeanette and its like $8. That $0.99 coffee is just as good, lol!
@earthshaker1217
9 жыл бұрын
Jeanette Exactly. The same goes for the tea. I might try a pastry or two, but it ain't nothing special.
@swiftset
9 жыл бұрын
Not all coffee. Haven't you ever had the free crap that comes in Styrofoam cups at some conferences and other places? It tastes like burnt beans. Starbucks is on the better side, although sometimes theirs tastes burn or otherwise weird also. But it's definitely overpriced. $4+ for some coffee and milk is ridiculous.
@taviaaaa
9 жыл бұрын
swiftset Nah I don't work in a field where we have conferences let alone refreshments lol but whenever I have had it I can't taste the difference.
@Faaade_
9 жыл бұрын
Jeanette if you go to a local cafe with really good coffee...try out a small business....in my opinion any chain is gonna give you mediocre or aight coffee...im not a big coffee fan...but if and when I do pay for it...im gonna spend it on some quality stuff : ) just google some spots in your city and you'll definitely notice the difference.
@KiaraWyBradford
9 жыл бұрын
😂😫🙌😂😫🙌 OMG!!! Thanks Sweetness! LMAO #iCant
@amus1calfreak
3 жыл бұрын
That “Thanks Sweetness” should be a GIF
@shiirkiraclark7031
9 жыл бұрын
The one liners are ENDLESS!
@ashmash0916
9 жыл бұрын
"See that's y you got a bill on the way now .. And ain't got no way to pay for it"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I hollered!!!!
@a3day
9 жыл бұрын
But...WHY was the Miguel cover description so right? I spent a good chunk of time last night listening to it and wondering what the cover even means, lol.
@foxtrot685
9 жыл бұрын
Multifacetedacg Chile, I'm glad I was not the only one staring at that damn cover like "Okay....?? Maybe if I hold it upside down...?? Maybe if I look at it cross eyed...??" LMAO!
@earthshaker1217
9 жыл бұрын
Multifacetedacg Wait a minute. I just saw the cover image. O_o He so damn fake deep sometimes.
@DorisClay
9 жыл бұрын
hey Multifacetedacg !
@a3day
9 жыл бұрын
Hey hey, lol!
@mrs.robbiek2772
9 жыл бұрын
I was just talking about the "type amen if you love Jesus and "retweet if dont want to go to hell" crap. Ugh! I hate it!!
@missbean8019
9 жыл бұрын
rouge bottoms!! HAHAAH !!!Now i'm dead.
@Blast2224
9 жыл бұрын
The Oprah Potions?! *takes elevator to heaven*
@CaliBee6
9 жыл бұрын
first time viewer....i. loved. every. minute.of.you DO YOU BABY! SUBSCRIBING
@xxleo420xx
9 жыл бұрын
Next time I go to starbucks Im asking for a Halley Berry Bap
@enmaxus7210
9 жыл бұрын
Le0le0n LOL!!!
@liveesunflower
9 жыл бұрын
You're spoiling me. The read, Green Experiment and Furious Thoughts?? I'm crying
@SmileyAdventures
9 жыл бұрын
Ejaculating in the eyes BAHAHAHAA!!!! Miguel album is smooth. I love 'Coffee' :)
@tobekai
9 жыл бұрын
Starbucks is sugar + caffeine. The two most accepted legal drugs. Plus it's got the sophisticated hipster co-sign.
@100Stratusfiedx
9 жыл бұрын
''The Halle Berry Bap'' Jesus !
@JessicaDeAnna
9 жыл бұрын
I can totally relate to being a bitch. I try to be nice but it's hard.
@IsaacNYC212
9 жыл бұрын
"Matching vest, Sunday's best"...lol!!!!
@wordjunkiee
9 жыл бұрын
"I've been to Starbucks, I've had the frappe, cap, the Halle Berry bap" I CAAAAAAAN NOOOOOOOOOT!
@broadwaybound42895
9 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo Oh my freaking Gawd.! This is the first video I've ever seen of you. Officially an instant subscriber. I love this channel already like yas
@MsFitGoddess
9 жыл бұрын
But Starbucks regular coffee tastes horrible.
@Yvonnexoxo
9 жыл бұрын
ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!! HE WENT IN!!!!! Kid Fury, u are too much. U were so calm with it. "Log off"😆😆😆!!! U wrong for dat.LOL!
@TheMorganVEVO
8 жыл бұрын
"The Halle Berry Bap" OMG😧😅😂
@theculinarygoddess
7 жыл бұрын
Where are you Kid??? Come back!!! 😭❤
@futureMD2016
9 жыл бұрын
"hey girl, ex bottom" I'M DEAD. lmaaaaooo
@PMC2u
9 жыл бұрын
The last part about being a Bitch is ME!!! So me its scary Smh . I JUST had a monologue about being nicer with myself Yesterday because the lady in front me was dumb and didn't see it was CLEARLY two lines 😒 Finally somebody understands ME 😩🙏🏾 !!!
@evilzlatan
9 жыл бұрын
The bitch life shields you from the c_u_n_ts of the world And I am 3000% with you on the Starbucks overhype. They need to quit it. Halle Berry BAP gave me a flashback to the 90s 👐
@imapisces0308
9 жыл бұрын
Make sure you and Kirk Franklin aren't wearing the same vest on Sunday. *DEAD* LOL. IM GOING TO BED!
@ImaniHudspeth
9 жыл бұрын
My face lit up when I got the notification!
@btannen777
8 жыл бұрын
Finally someone agrees with me about male R&B singers.
@only1likeme78
9 жыл бұрын
Lmmfao at Rouge bottoms.
@MissShaneice
9 жыл бұрын
Starbucks is liquid gold, Fury! If Beyonce gave birth to a liquid baby, it would be Starbucks.
@tweetyboo66
9 жыл бұрын
Yes like what happened to the real R&B artists smh. You be preaching!
@tiarosemayfair
9 жыл бұрын
You canNOT call a human being 'spam water' and expect me to carry on breathing
@kaamya921
8 жыл бұрын
Low key! Burger King can give Starbucks a run for their money! That Seatles Best coffee is good.
@MrSweetpea89phats
7 жыл бұрын
Omg I miss these. Come back!!!!
@saturnwaves8550
8 жыл бұрын
do you like bryson tiller? Based on you wanting there to be more male r&B singers
@curves2006
9 жыл бұрын
Words can not express how much I love you. Lol
@ajamoniq
9 жыл бұрын
So glad this video popped up on my suggestions. This shit is so funny 😂😂
@christopherxable
9 жыл бұрын
That Donnie McClurkin read was literally the smoothest read I think I've ever witnessed. Lmao
@cierrabenson3550
9 жыл бұрын
I can't express how much I love these videos ...omg haha
@pepperAnge_
7 жыл бұрын
Rewatching your vids for laughs cause this hot cheeto inauguration got me exhausted
@shereehayes3318
9 жыл бұрын
Passion punch, whatever the fuck lolol
@SoBeSuchin
9 жыл бұрын
"Bitch is a way of life" ...I'm done!
@pmurraymusic
9 жыл бұрын
FYI, "find something to do" has become my new method of ending a quality read. So thank you sir!
@egyptian_thoth
9 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA. I had to stop the video and restart like 3 times because every single time I laughed at something else. Kid Fury is the FUNNIEST person on KZitem and he ALWAYS speaks intelligently and with common fucking sense. Love you Kid Fury.
@prettyprincess94602
9 жыл бұрын
I love starbucks, thank God there is one on almost every corner in California!!!!
@zakari334
9 жыл бұрын
6:22 been sitting on my heart for so long!
@TheCurlyMommy1
9 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 now I may spend the rest of my day in a great space !! You give me joy
@KealSpeaks
9 жыл бұрын
Ex bottom??? IM FUCKING DEADDD
@janetrmn
9 жыл бұрын
U cheer me up cuz u crack me the hell up!!!
@vi867-M
9 жыл бұрын
Too many moments to quote. I swear i fell out of my chair SEVERAL times. I love your delivery of each line and each read. Never stop.
@commentor504
9 жыл бұрын
I've had the frap.. cap... the Halle Berry Bap LMAO
@ahblezasellars
9 жыл бұрын
"You just gone keep scrollin?" Kid Fury my good man, when i tell you that you capped off my night, i mean you literally ended it. Im certain Jesus is like "Ya know... I think this might have long jumped over the line of 'doin too much'".
@TheAuracle
9 жыл бұрын
I mean... Fury went in on everything and was pretty much on point with it. Rachael Dolealie and the white people who will no doubt model their halloween costumes off her this year... Donnie "Ex Bottom" McClurkin's perfectly unneeded commentary on equal marriage... dodgy- ass e-hustles the state of R&B (and the Miguel shade... which was perfect) when rudeness is merited (ex. stupid people being stupid) prank phone calling & In The Hood vids and the white dudes that produce that "content" Starbucks hype (LOL at your take but Fury? Listen... Starbucks is wonderful. Those juice and smoothie frappuchinos got a brother doing the James Brown shuffle on tables n'shit. Not really... but they are good. And the chai tea lattes? Whew)... people pressuring others into likes & RT for God nonsense on social media... Life. In. Abundance.
@elevatedspirit8
9 жыл бұрын
Angry Black Queens: Donnie McClurkin. {gasp, pearl clutch!!} Someone finally said it, lol. I've had regular coffee made at home taste better than Starbucks and I just don't understand the craze. Buy some good coffee and learn how to make a delicious cup. Save your $6.50 (or whatever it costs) every day.
@JDOGFTW
5 жыл бұрын
It looks like you like guys and have a lot of friends that are woman. The way you talk and articulate shows me your fabolous dahlin! I kinda feel your mind wavelength. Opposed to guys. But I love woman as wifes and not friends and I don't like guys.
@skittlesdm
9 жыл бұрын
Their vanilla bean frap with whip is good but it isn't addicting. I think people just like to copy what's popular but LOL at ..cause they're stupid lol and the Halle berry BAPxD I live..☕️
@TeesController
9 жыл бұрын
Listennnnnnn... That last thought. "I'm not trying to give you no web traffic" simply because YOU need my retweets and the clicks for your next cheque. Girl bye.
@ellaarkin70
9 жыл бұрын
The only time I go to Starbucks is when I get a gift card for Christmas.LOL! You know damn well you need a talk show. But you are so REAL! I am mad I just found you on KZitem. I love you on Uncommon Sense episode. Keep up the great job.
@megidolaon384
9 жыл бұрын
I love Starbucks. I just like the environment and I love their drinks. It's also a good company to support because they endorse LGBT+ people and rights as well.
@brandybradley5000
Жыл бұрын
The Starbucks comment! Everybody looks like they’re going through something and they want to be miserable together. I hope everything is alright 😂😂
@Veronicababe
9 жыл бұрын
"Male r&b singers are fake gangsters or pretending to be str8" oow I felt those words in my spirit, Glory!
@irregardlesso9548
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@KaRaBelli981
9 жыл бұрын
Omg!! Yes.. When you're a b*tch it is hard to not respond "B*tch". Not too many people understand. This is a struggle.
@Faaade_
9 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR GOING IN ON DONNIE...ughhh he should understand better than anyone!
@AshleeRaynee
9 жыл бұрын
I understand the whole bitching and what would a nice person do/say thing. Literally my life and people just don't understand how humans can be so damn stupid.
@AngelYve83
9 жыл бұрын
Ugh! Starbucks is over priced and I rather Dunkin Donuts cheap coffee anyways, lol.
@armaniphr3sh
9 жыл бұрын
Sister Donna McClurkin was having relations with my choroid teacher in high school...bye Donna
@rahfiyah8343
9 жыл бұрын
Love "The Read"! Check out this one too. Think you'll like it: soundcloud.com/audible-adventures/aaie-so-many-questions-episode-3-1
@kaamya921
9 жыл бұрын
Starbucks is another name brand like Jordan's. Well, maybe not Jordans. But you know what I mean. Burger King sells Seattles best coffee or Tacoma, somewhere in Washington, but for the price they can come for Starbucks any day. I'm not going anywhere that I need to analyze people and figure out whether they're having a bad day or a chemical inbalance episode.
@ARMG3-e9t
9 жыл бұрын
The limited edition tiimbsss😫😫😫
@ambrismith8339
3 жыл бұрын
The “Oprah Potions” has lived RENT FREE in my mind for FIVE Years
@migsmog
9 жыл бұрын
you had me at the "Oprah Potions" XD I ordered that Oprah Chai Latte and it honestly was not that great or different from their regular chai latte
@ThatGirlKandi
9 жыл бұрын
I liive for these videos..he said ex bottom. Lmfao. #dead
@smolivia
9 жыл бұрын
not Oprah potions lol. But ya I don't get the starbucks hype. it's just coffee with syrup. you can make that at home
@djpl311
9 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!! You really have to make more of these, ALL OF THE TIME!!
@pngpatriot684
9 жыл бұрын
Yes how can you not be rude if people are so stupid? How? It's impossible, patience can only stretch so far.
@TheOriginalRevolt
9 жыл бұрын
...the Halle Berry Bap #crucified
@akg9232
5 жыл бұрын
The R&B bit is relevant today in 2018. Mr. Fury was ahead of his time.
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