The ROBOGOAT deserves a spot on the "Shelf Of Interesting Things".
@dmd8552
3 жыл бұрын
It's not from a blind bag! Blasphemy!
@beckstheimpatient4135
2 жыл бұрын
I think Robogoat might be some stupidly old stock from the year of the Goat... Which was a few good years ago...
@TwesomE
2 жыл бұрын
We would love to make some more blind bag shit and to see again the shelve of interesting items stuard! ;)
@hamhawk4027
2 жыл бұрын
It needs it's own shrine.
@brianartillery
3 жыл бұрын
'Jimmy' is a Japanese 'Pose Skeleton' figure. Ridiculous levels of articulation - it's little jaw moves, even. There's a whole family, too, and skeleton dog and cat to go with them. Barking mad, but brilliant with it. What else would you expect from a toy from Japan? I love 'em. How the hell did Psylocke's costume stay anywhere near decent? Any violent moves on her part, and an undisguisable case of 'Hungry Arse' would occur.
@Eucep
3 жыл бұрын
In comics, the answer is... industrial strength glue.
@keiyakins
3 жыл бұрын
@@Eucep Comics Code Authority brand clothing. ... This was canonical in She-Hulk actually.
@jonathanowens7252
3 жыл бұрын
Great, now I'm singing "Hungry Arse" to the tune of "Hungry Eyes".
@poisonmantis4191
3 жыл бұрын
have you ever heard of but glue? it's mostly used in swimsuit competitons in modeling or beauty pageants but i use it a lot for cosplay! it keeps things Where They Belong and is only. a little gross to wash off. there's also the factor of "i dunno, magic?"
@brianartillery
3 жыл бұрын
@@poisonmantis4191 - I know that 'Tit Tape' existed, but not 'Arse Glue'. You learn something every day. Thank you.
@Zulf85
2 жыл бұрын
Doctor Who sounds absolutely insane without context, honestly
@aborted4196
2 жыл бұрын
It's absolutely insane with context
@Zulf85
2 жыл бұрын
@@aborted4196 you aren't wrong there
@garethalford682
2 жыл бұрын
Alien with two hearts and a very long life that if killed can regenerate like a Phoenix but with a different face and personality steals a spaceship crash lands on earth to Britain in the 1960s The ship disguises itself as a blue police box but get stuck as a blue police box he has many friends over the years Who go on adventures with him save the Earth multiple times from Aliens and Monsters and the tardis aka blue box can travel anywhere in space and Time it’s bigger on the inside
@authurstretchygreenthing8464
4 ай бұрын
Yeah. *Yeah...*
@Le_Petomane
3 жыл бұрын
"Clickety Clack, Clickety Clack, the GOAT is on attack" Terrifying.
@Le_Petomane
3 жыл бұрын
@insanity wolf Hes coming for you!
@ZERONEVERSEVEN
3 жыл бұрын
the goat running across the floor is pure horror
@joshshrum2764
2 жыл бұрын
It would be even creepier than it already is if he did in pitch black.
@samholdsworth420
4 ай бұрын
Yall r chicken s****
@rolfs2165
3 жыл бұрын
28:55 Yep, that's from 'Gridlocked'. They must have been really been hurting for things to print on those cards if they took an unnamed person with barely 10 seconds of screen time.
@dmd8552
3 жыл бұрын
If the numbers on the cards are to be believed there are over 500.
@DerInselaffe
3 жыл бұрын
Those Doctor Who Battles in Time cards are really old. Surprised they still had stock to shift. I collected loads as a kid. I especially liked the monsters set as it had the classic episodes monsters in.
@timothyhilditch
3 жыл бұрын
Yep the set he opened was one of the first sets. Must be over 10 years old.
@SullySideUp
3 жыл бұрын
@@timothyhilditch it was an Invaders card, the second expansion for the game. Would have been released September 2007 so probably hasn't been on store shelves in 12-13 years
@dannygmtg
2 жыл бұрын
Was there no a magazine that went with them from a vague memory I seem to hve?
@DerInselaffe
2 жыл бұрын
@@SullySideUp Third expansion. There was a small set with green numbers (series 2 only) in between the first main set (series 1 and 2) and the Invader set (that covered series 3 only).
@ActualCharky
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure anyone ever actually PLAYED them. Everyone just bought a bunch hoping to get a shiny to sell :')
@pikablob
3 жыл бұрын
I think Weird Figurine Psylocke and her goat steed would make a pretty good He-Man villain herself XD
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
3 жыл бұрын
She does look like a rejected She-Ra character.
@TheGibberishGlitcher
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he showed all of the Mars Attacks cards, I loved seeing all the different art styles.
@CAKE5G
2 жыл бұрын
They were really nice🤩 Def a keeper...
@michaelstarkey290
3 жыл бұрын
1:39 That is a ReMent Pose Skeleton 01. They come from Japan and have entire diorama sets for them. Office, rock star, dining room, bathroom, etc. ReMent has four types. Male (which you have), female (pink with a bow), child (small with less articulation) and monster (tall and has multiple colors and forms) There's entire communities dedicated to potographing these little guys in mundane situations. Odd, but strangely fascinating pics. I just like the skeletons, lmao.
@brianartillery
3 жыл бұрын
Re-Ment are manufacturers of Dolls' House furniture, and the skeletons are in scale with those. I have the coffin set and the office set. One of my skeletons is in a model time machine, as it's long-dead pilot. They're great little figures.
@asmolbean9300
2 жыл бұрын
*doot*
@PoppySis
2 жыл бұрын
hm yes lets gender the skeletons by putting a *bow on it*
@asmolbean9300
2 жыл бұрын
@@PoppySisit does give some r/pointlesslygendered vibes lol
@michaelstarkey290
2 жыл бұрын
@@PoppySis you are aware that the human skeleton does have differences between male and female specimens, yes? Bone density, length, number of bones, even the shape of some bones differ between males and females. As these skeletons are about 3 inches (~80ish mm) in size, are highly articulated (for the scale) and use nearly the same moulds, the only realistic way to differentiate them is via accessories and color. You can take offence to what a company has decided to do with their product if you wish (it's even called that on the packaging) but nobody is telling you to buy them.
@speedwaynutt
3 жыл бұрын
The most interesting Item ever from a Mystery Box is still the Inflatable Fucking Crown.
@matahari9858
3 жыл бұрын
the inflatable crown for fucking wait
@keiyakins
3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me that's the FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN.
@thephantomgamer6423
3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean infuriating.
@danforbes3573
3 жыл бұрын
@@thephantomgamer6423 What, The Infuriating FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN! ?
@RickStormT
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf, link us up, don't leave us hanging
@DDCecil
3 жыл бұрын
I love the old Mr. T cartoon. "Go to drugs, don't do milk, and drink your school."
@hodag
3 жыл бұрын
He-Man's face, when he's running away from Mer-Man's body, looks terrifyingly like Boris Johnson's...
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Motu, that Psylocke doll looks like it would fit in with Masters of the Universe!
@Lukethefox
3 жыл бұрын
I feel there was a Newspaper cartoon of Boris resembling He-Man like you would get in the Daily Mail with Skeletor representing something.
@rileynibhroin6395
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, the pose is even like that one photo of him barreling into a child while playing rugby in Japan.
@Imp_MM
3 жыл бұрын
28:35 I haven't heard ashens laugh this hard since the toy violin
@LeeDee5
2 жыл бұрын
Stella Bottom Tile
@samholdsworth420
9 ай бұрын
@@LeeDee5a thing of beauty 😍
@KirbyMario12345_939
3 жыл бұрын
The goat could be a horror movie villain. Imagine if that, The Goose, and the weird Winnie-the-Pooh bootleg thing that Stuart reviewed teamed up to terrorise someone just trying to live their life. It’d be like a bizarro version of Toy Story.
@joshshrum2764
2 жыл бұрын
Asriel Dreemurr NOOOOOO.
@MidnightVoyager
3 жыл бұрын
So you're going to make a Psylocke figure. Making fabric clothes is part of your whole line, but you have INEXPLICABLY decided to pick someone who wears infamously little. How do you do it? Here are your options: A - Just mold it onto her anyway, let's face it, it makes sense. None of it would look good as fabric anyway. Just make it look extra good. B - Paint on/mold the stuff you can't really do well with fabric. Like all the weird little straps, they're skintight anyway, you can put that on her skin. Just make what you can be clothing. C - Make her a weird full body suit that does look like the costume but fills in the gaps with a flesh tone lighter than her skin. Who the HELL PICKED C???
@moonverine
2 жыл бұрын
I dunno why, but He-Man saying "Git awff me land!" made me bust out laughing.
@vustvaleo8068
3 жыл бұрын
skeleton toy is from a Japanese toy line called "Pose Skeleton", the are highly pose-able figures that comes with tons of accessories sold separately such as furniture and even a house/room for them to live in.
@themac6356
3 жыл бұрын
Well, less "live" in and more "reside" in.
@andycain4351
3 жыл бұрын
Robogoat is the greatest thing I have ever seen. I worship you Robogoat. Robogoat is my new life mission. Robogoat will tell us what to do.
@toddAFU
3 жыл бұрын
I’m ashamed with how many times I watched the goat going across the floor and laughed everytime.
@joshshrum2764
2 жыл бұрын
It’s honestly fun to watch.
@Nails_By_Kimberlee
2 жыл бұрын
I have rewound and re-watched that bit of the Satan goat going across the floor about a hundred times and it's just as funny every time 🤣🤣 It's the sound of the feet that gets me for some reason 😂
@fyrestorm4710
3 жыл бұрын
Demonic Goat is the best thing I’ve encountered since The Goose
@goldensloth7
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that... but the Goose is the champ
@scallysnix4418
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when Stuart said, "wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"
@DivineFalcon
3 жыл бұрын
The lights even made it look like it had a purple aura of evil.
@kevinm5940
3 жыл бұрын
There was also the weird dragon from a previous mystery box
@crackedemerald4930
3 жыл бұрын
He should make a parade with these
@TheTomsdrc
3 жыл бұрын
Those Mars Attacks cards really had an 'Underground Comics' vibe to it.
@kalma733
3 жыл бұрын
holy shit i was just thinking that i needed more ashens mystery boxes in my life
@jamesroseii
3 жыл бұрын
Ashens is doing a mystery box? Count me in!
@gl15col
3 жыл бұрын
I want the sweatshirt of Van Damme embarrassing himself trying to dance. And there is also a video game of Mars Attacks. It's actually pretty funny. And dude, I thought you had abandoned us...
@backwards7
3 жыл бұрын
I would pay actual money for a range of action figures based on the characters from 1970s and 80s public information films - The kid wearing an anorak as a cape in the 'danger, no swimming' ad. Or the terrifying Punch & Judy crocodile driving a small car, from one of the Don't Go With Strangers films. If there was a Marvel-style expanded universe featuring these characters, I would certainly watch all the films.
@AtheistOrphan
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure it was ‘TIMMY!!’ rather than Jimmy. I’ve got those films on DVD so I’ll check it out tomorrow.
@shinskoalachewin7245
3 жыл бұрын
One Got Fat comes to mind.
@drwhoscumrag
2 жыл бұрын
one of the don't go with strangers films had me convinced as a child that a 'bad person' would simply take me away and leave me in an abandoned industrial unit. I was never sure why.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
2 жыл бұрын
"The Dark and Lonely Water" Ghost Monk voiced by Donald Pleasence would be a great one to have!
@mgthestrange9098
2 жыл бұрын
I’d want a Joe and Petunia from the coastguard advert, especially if he ’said co-ee lovely day intit!’
@jamesburchill7522
3 жыл бұрын
The really cartoony Mars Attacks cards appear to have been illustrated by Keith Giffen, one of my favorite comic artists of the time. Mostly known for his work on Lobo and Trencher.
@thrilhous
3 жыл бұрын
14:17 He also had a cereal at the time, made famous in Pee-wee's Big Adventure. It basically tasted like Captain Crunch, just in "T" form. "I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal!"
@jamesroseii
3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the "angry farmer" bit! Literally just paused it and had a laugh.
@jubuttib
2 жыл бұрын
That Pale Woman card needs to be a T-shirt. I've never seen anything funnier, apart from maybe the goddamn violin box...
@koirasdilluminatioy3835
3 жыл бұрын
Had Mars attacks on VHS, was 1 of my favorite movies back in the days
@NekomimiNinja
2 жыл бұрын
Psylocke comes with the bonus feature of shapeshifting into Robbie Rotten when viewed from the side.
@marcbradley5394
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting up for a piss at 3am and that goat goes scuttling across the floor stuff of nightmares lmao
@Nahyoudontgetthat
3 жыл бұрын
A chaos emerald with Jean Claude Van Damm carved into the sides…… And now I have homework
@stephendowle4266
3 жыл бұрын
He-man looks like an angry Rod Hull, maybe Skeletor stole Emu..
@jeeves_uk
3 жыл бұрын
"who remembers aunt may?" who the hell can forget that thing is still burned into the face of my sleep paralysis demon
@fishpop
3 жыл бұрын
Teela was the daughter of the Sorceress iirc. Also that cover looks like something you'd see on a tabletop game book.
@LyricalMastermind2
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not even gonna lie, watching that goat go across the floor both made me die in hysterics, and terrify me greatly at the same time.
@mmitchell4578
3 жыл бұрын
That goat is definitely related to THE GOOSE
@RirseDeBlood
3 жыл бұрын
Betsy looks like she still her old British self trying to cosplay as Psylocke.
@Zug_
2 жыл бұрын
That Doctor Who card is so out of context it's amazing.
@SlapNuts4Life
3 жыл бұрын
Ok the J Michael Strazinsky gag earns this vid a thumbs up 😂👍
@6581punk
3 жыл бұрын
Van Damme's best dancing is his cameo in Breakin' (aka Breakdance).
@chrisa2735-h3z
3 жыл бұрын
Yess more ASHENS!! The one man who makes me laugh my ass off no matter how many times I watch a video🤣
@Zen17h
3 жыл бұрын
Are those Marvel figure heads removable without damaging them? I want to see Aunt May and Psylocke with heads switched around
@SamLovesMovies25
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I would actually like that Psylocke doll, but let me explain lol: I enjoy doll repainting as an art hobby. That doll seems to be nicely articulated and the purple hair is pretty and could be useful. Yes the face/head mold is a bit strange, but it does have a unique and expressive, well, expression lol (even if it's not necessarily the best) so I think taking off the factory paint, painting on a new better face, restyling/redoing the hair to hide the odd head shape, it could be a pretty cool doll for a repaint!
@Silver_wind_1987_
3 жыл бұрын
Or using some apoxy clay to repair the head...and shape it better
@SamLovesMovies25
2 жыл бұрын
@@Silver_wind_1987_ Yeah also a good idea, though I would actually probably use apoxy *clay*, which is often used for body sculpting/modifications in doll repaint projects
@Silver_wind_1987_
2 жыл бұрын
@@SamLovesMovies25 I was tired when I wrote it heh I can fix that
@SamLovesMovies25
2 жыл бұрын
@@Silver_wind_1987_ Haha no worries, def not a big deal :)
@Silver_wind_1987_
2 жыл бұрын
@@SamLovesMovies25 just started college so my brains a bit mooshy
@boskostoybox
3 жыл бұрын
That X-Men figure face reminds me of that Strawberry Shortcake villain
@RIXRADvidz
3 жыл бұрын
Just when I needed you most. >>BAM
@Deceptiwolf
3 жыл бұрын
I had a copy of Caverns of Fear, it came with an audio tape. the tape was a thing of beauty.
@SlapNuts4Life
2 жыл бұрын
3:58 no Cyblade was Top Cows version of Psylocke. They’re damn near the exact same character, Mark Silvestri didn’t use too much imagination when putting Cyberforce together 😂
@isawadelapradera6490
3 жыл бұрын
As a man of culture, you caught my attention with the phrase "HMV Mystery box". Alas, imagine my disappointment when I realized.
@jonathanowens7252
3 жыл бұрын
He-man fights some gas? With that expression it's more like "He-Man rips a great big guff". Edit: That card of the Martian with his finger in the guy's eye looks like it was drawn by the the same artist that did the old 2000AD's "Slaine" comics.
@Lukethefox
3 жыл бұрын
I recall the Artist doing a few Judge Dredd comics and they were really rad.
@BobLuas
2 жыл бұрын
since it says BIZ 94 at the bottom I'm guessing it was Simon Bisley who did work on Slaine.
@jonathanowens7252
2 жыл бұрын
@@Lukethefox Yeah, I always really liked his art style.
@Bradford_Longflap
3 жыл бұрын
I expected 'I Like It' by Solid Base to come out of that goat.
@lostuser6410
10 ай бұрын
Stuart starts laughing less than a minute in, that’s how you know this is gonna be a good video
@sixgunsam79
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, bu I was hoping for a jump cut of Ashens grumbling and putting together the Matrix jigsaw puzzle.
@jonathanjamieson3466
2 жыл бұрын
They're still selling them too - nearly bought a 25 quid one yesterday out of morbid curiosity. Ended up settling for one of the newer £10 ones. Ended up with an Elton John mug, a frozen keyring and some 90's TMNT fridge magnets amongst some random poster tat.
@koenvandamme6901
2 жыл бұрын
He-Man fighting gas is symbolism for combatting a bloated feeling.
@umbaupause
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Hurbleflurb McGinty showing up and trying to get 'his' book back.
@thegrumblesquad4949
Ай бұрын
2024 the rewatch of the best channel on youtube, Dr Ashens
@connorohoare7470
3 жыл бұрын
The idea of that goat coming at you in a long dark hallway is terrifying
@joshshrum2764
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it isn’t the god of Hyperdeath so i think I’m going to be okay.
@rayceeya8659
3 жыл бұрын
Not just The Joker, it's the Mark Hammil Joker from the animated series. That's a really nice thing.
@The_Cosmic_Yog-Sothoth
2 жыл бұрын
*"...and then there's some shenanigans..."* lmao
@CraigUntlNytTym
3 жыл бұрын
Gosh I love Doctor Who without context, that show is fucking amazing 😁😁😁
@williamhall3933
2 жыл бұрын
18:27 that's Simon Bisley, he's worked on 2000AD and heavy metal
@douglastobor7718
2 жыл бұрын
The skeletons face looks like Ripley’s baby.💀😳😆
@hingeslevers
2 жыл бұрын
Poor thing
@DivineFalcon
3 жыл бұрын
Every female Disney villain shares the same looks. And Betsy looks exactly like that.
@RFC-3514
2 жыл бұрын
8:46 - Is that... Sean Bean playing Boris Johnson?
@thespiffingamerican
3 жыл бұрын
I always love these.
@zopstrosity8072
3 жыл бұрын
Having an awful day I needed this 💚
@sm1tty.
3 жыл бұрын
We missed you
@zh84
3 жыл бұрын
The Psylocke figure looks like Mackenzie Zales from the "Most Popular Girls In School" animations. Mackenzie was a three-for-a-dollar doll before she got used in stop-motion animation. I don't suppose Psylock was that cheap.
@colleennikstenas4921
3 жыл бұрын
The goat has a lovely string for wearing around the neck...Forget WW lasso, this is quality neckware.
@rainydayman2k
3 жыл бұрын
Just looked up that PSA... Jimmy didn't want to go in there at first, but that girl egged him on. If she was so hot to get the Frisbee back straight away, she should've been the one to go in and get it!
@SamiSatanas
2 жыл бұрын
A reference to both Baphomet and Black Phillip all in one Ashens video? Consider me quite happy
@wesrrowlands8309
2 жыл бұрын
Ah He-Man's little known gas enemy Far-Tor. I miss 1980s style puffy stickers, they and scratch and sniff where everywhere. I stopped getting loot crates because they were all shit like that last one, it's just easier to buy what you want from them on ebay honestly. I'd love to see Ashens have a garage sale, there'd be nerds lined up for miles for some of the stuff he hasn't wanted.
@robertfuentes9677
2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he called He-Man Skeletor hahaha idk why
@archive6094
3 жыл бұрын
I really need to buy a mystery box for myself to see what it's like. Also I think I've become addicted to this channel
@GNerdful
3 жыл бұрын
I bought one for myself once because of ashens. I think I gave everything to my niece and nephew.
@ml4757
3 жыл бұрын
Abner Kriiiiiiiiiiill
@jakesapir
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club. I've been addicted to this channel for 15 years.
@TeamBelmont91
3 жыл бұрын
*Welcome to the next 15-20 years of your life, buddy-boy.*
@RavenWitchShade
3 жыл бұрын
28:30 I don't blame him for losing it after reading that. Out of context, it sounds like it's been written by someone having a fever dream.
@triodehexode
2 жыл бұрын
I pledge allegiance to the great luminous goat
@crazyjedi5994
3 жыл бұрын
5:17 was not expecting that reference, but I loved it.
@cheatsheet3325
3 жыл бұрын
Enjoying the hilarity of Ashens reading references to Doctor Who stories he’s lost context for.
@drunkrdm
3 жыл бұрын
Another great video from Hurbleflurb Mcginty and Robo-Goat.
@dmd8552
3 жыл бұрын
6:28 i remember having this he-man book, it was the only one i had. I never liked he-man..... i don't remember why i owned that
@beautyforashes2022
2 жыл бұрын
"He looks like an angry farmer!" 😂😂😂
@hattietrue8761
2 жыл бұрын
Police Goat needs a spot on the shelf next to the chicken that lays eggs.
@lacanian_lifter
3 жыл бұрын
The only thing that can *fight* Black Phillip? That’s Black Phillip’s overlord.
@Bozzyshy
3 жыл бұрын
When you said he was drawing pedro pascal i dunno why but i thought it was one of the chuckle brothers lmao
@hingeslevers
2 жыл бұрын
Some really big artists in those cards. Lot's of Heavy Metal alumni it seems. Recognized the Bisley one immediately. The airbrushed lady who pulls off her head looks like Tim White.
@matthew-Williams
3 жыл бұрын
The Matt Smith figurine is a pose from the Pandorica speech, where the Dr is basically saying to all his enemies to come and get him if they dare to.
@Najmods
2 жыл бұрын
That He Man mag cover got Spongebob's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy vibe on it
@danforbes3573
3 жыл бұрын
Seems like Mars attacks was much darker than the film portrayed. Mind you, Des O'Connor was a great help it stopping the alien invasion. :)P
@broadnerdmike6450
2 жыл бұрын
Those He-Man books came with a record too, or at least had versions that did.
@Amdor
2 жыл бұрын
26:00 - you can tell it's an impostor Doctor since Mat doesn't have eyebrows and this toy has
@SlapNuts4Life
3 жыл бұрын
I love how even all these years later Jim Lee’s X-men is still the definitive go-to for all X-men products
@alicial9205
2 жыл бұрын
Need to see a showdown between "The Goat" and "The Goose".
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
2 жыл бұрын
Throw in Naughty Animal for good measure.
@whocare9942
2 жыл бұрын
the sound my voice box produced seeing that goat strut that hall.
@ryanwebb9422
2 жыл бұрын
Since I worked at Poundland I can confirm that we did sell the marvel stationary set, and the Avengers erasers. They were a pound, imagine that.
@PupRiku
2 жыл бұрын
The Pale Woman caught me beyond off guard.
@momentsmeanmore
2 жыл бұрын
Did that goat say "Clickity clack Clickity clack, The goats are on ATTACK" ??? 🐐
@ASBO_LUTELY
3 жыл бұрын
I thought the alien was drawing Paul from the Chuckle Brothers.
@moloch5801
3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe someone else actually had this thought.
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