Don't let that naivety fool you, Bixby is actually the final boss of AI.
@s.......
7 ай бұрын
Yep skynet reanimated
@Jeger0
7 ай бұрын
And will be impossible to defeat because its broken!
@Leo0lcs
7 ай бұрын
Fr
@JC-tg5xx
7 ай бұрын
If there an option to remove bixby and siri i would
@oaax20
7 ай бұрын
He is definitely #1 in the bottom of the list.
@A_ARAFAT
7 ай бұрын
Waiting for one day for the GALOX himself to return
@BoazAfful
7 ай бұрын
The AI can see through 12 people's heads 😅😂😂😂I never thought of it 😂😂😂
@DrunkCosmonaut
7 ай бұрын
Samsung's biggest pitch could actually be, "its not an iphone!" That alone would sell hundreds of millions
@legelf
7 ай бұрын
fr tho
@oaax20
7 ай бұрын
Nah
@jayjoelrex9227
7 ай бұрын
You think they trying to get sued
@MaisistkeinGemuese
7 ай бұрын
Honestly, Sams Satire skits seem to be the most honest form of first impressions and reviews on KZitem.
@Gurenn83
7 ай бұрын
That Pokimane broke boy is just GOLD!
@username-mb2qh
7 ай бұрын
This event is basically a fancy way of saying this year’s phones are just a software update lol.
@MuiKaHo
7 ай бұрын
not true though, it requires the hardware to use the ai features. is it useful to me? nah, ill keep my s23u lol
@yvonnechona9843
7 ай бұрын
@@MuiKaHoit looks useful to me
@yvonnechona9843
7 ай бұрын
But to be honest the iphone 15 was worse they practically just put usb-c(8 years late) a button that no one asked for and better cameras
@MuiKaHo
7 ай бұрын
@@yvonnechona9843 im glad. but ill wait till my s23u dies before getting a new one.
@MuiKaHo
7 ай бұрын
@@yvonnechona9843 the whole point of premium phones is better cameras lol.
@jeremy001
7 ай бұрын
Next year they should let sam do the unpacked event.
@BillAnt
7 ай бұрын
LOL
@wiizardx
7 ай бұрын
that would be insane-ly good
@roodoff2411
7 ай бұрын
That would be like a Ricky Gervais moment at the Golden Globes and I'm ready for it :)
@BillAnt
7 ай бұрын
@@wiizardx- "Oh look, no charger included... again!" lol
@danispringer
7 ай бұрын
What do you mean I thought Sam works for them
@andrescarrasco1248
7 ай бұрын
The s24 presentation was virtually indistinguishable from a Sam parody
@NOT_NativeEN_Speaker
7 ай бұрын
lol agreed
@ariannasv22
7 ай бұрын
I like how pokimane's segment was so insignificant that you had to pull other clips of her
@sumomaster5585
7 ай бұрын
WTF was she even doing there?
@oaax20
7 ай бұрын
She said people play with pc only because of ray tracing🤣
@alexis0a
7 ай бұрын
Apple makes a titanium iPhone.. Samsung: write that down!
@floppydisk1137
7 ай бұрын
and don't forget that was just a coating over aluminum frame with titanium, not the whole frame.
@SkyserAspili
7 ай бұрын
iphone is not the first smartphone with Titanium rails
@kfx3907
7 ай бұрын
More like... Apple makes a titanium iPhone which is more easy to break lol
@Carlitos_66
7 ай бұрын
Then Apple copied the Galaxy Watch5 Pro when they put Titanium in the Apple Watch Ultra
@AbdulAzeez-up4nw
7 ай бұрын
@@kfx3907again samsung: write that down!
@apatsa_basiteni
7 ай бұрын
😂The jokes and memes in this video are just gold.
@raylopez99
7 ай бұрын
Yeah they were good, and good editing. I'll shout it in the streets: what an underrated comedian Sam-sung is.
@KapitanKaos
7 ай бұрын
The idea of an AI spying on my messages and making a summary so I don't have to listen to what my friends have to say is so fucking dystopian
@arghya_333
7 ай бұрын
Well at least half of the AI stuff is local and can be used offline, so I guess that is a silver lining. From what I looked up, only the image and video stuff need an internet connection.
@GoTeamScotch
7 ай бұрын
Summary of what your pal said: "Do it to Julia"
@gwadamit8116
7 ай бұрын
Well your not a CEO or anything close to important so stop being so cautious
@forbidden_lion
7 ай бұрын
@@arghya_333 A developer here! That text summarization thing along with everything text related is going to communicate through Gemini APIs. So, nope! They will have access to all your messages. I assume the only thing they implemented for offline was that slow mo video thing where the AI will fill the frames in a slow mo video.
@LRM12o8
7 ай бұрын
@gwadamit8116 You can't even begin to imagine how your personal data is being used to manipulate you, stop being so ignorant! 🤦♂️
@Jayden-lr2mm
7 ай бұрын
The only thing major was how it was AI integrated phone. How it has a titanium frame, translator and how you can circle things to search
@djplonghead5403
7 ай бұрын
Aka google lens…
@UmbraWeiss
7 ай бұрын
@@djplonghead5403 They literally implement everything google did the last 2-3 years, and say it's new ... that is=))
@kanishkkumar2298
7 ай бұрын
Also the AI features will require a subscription after 2025 😂
@MP-vc4nu
7 ай бұрын
Can anyone actually answer WHY your phone needs titanium? Is it for the phone’s AI to have titanium shielding when they become skynets robots and they must be bulletproof against human bullets?
@ruekurei88
7 ай бұрын
@@MP-vc4nu Stronger than aluminium, and lighter than steel. As for them 'needing' titanium? Fancy marketing point I guess.
@seireiart
7 ай бұрын
I always come here to see the GALOX
@HSamee
7 ай бұрын
The moment when TM roh turned into DJ koh I started cheering. Charismatic indeed.
@oaax20
7 ай бұрын
@@HSamee it was so good.
@_HeyItzJosh_
7 ай бұрын
The most awaited first impression ❤
@djplonghead5403
7 ай бұрын
I didn’t know they raised the prices, now it is getting annoying. $100 for AI.
@premprakash2297
7 ай бұрын
iPhone raised 100 dollar for saying we have titanium ..... And here they r giving features plus tutanium
@fantasypvp
7 ай бұрын
@@premprakash2297 we'll have to see how durable the titanium in the s24 ultra is then lol, the titanium iphone certainly didn't survive jerryrigeverything's testing...
@Aria23482
7 ай бұрын
The price isn't increased there is no more 8gb ram version
@fantasypvp
7 ай бұрын
@@Aria23482 so what you're saying is they're charging £100 extra just for 4GB more RAM? that somehow seems even worse than just upping the price. upping the price and trying to justify it with 4GB more RAM as if £100 won't get you 32-64GB of off the shelf DDR4-5
@Aria23482
7 ай бұрын
@@fantasypvp it was the same with s23 ultra the 8 gb RAM and 256 gb storage version was $1200 and the 8 gb RAM 256 gb storage was $1300
@DurgeshMaheshwaritela
7 ай бұрын
0:38 DJ KOH 😢 MISSS you so much , @samtime you really you know whom to call for perfect event
@mjc0961
7 ай бұрын
I don't know what makes me more disinterested: Mr Beast, AI, or the lack of a headphone jack
@CoreyReynolds24
7 ай бұрын
Headphone jack is why I still use an A50 and my brother still uses an S10
@MrLancar
7 ай бұрын
@@CoreyReynolds24 hell, I'm still using my S8 for the same reason.
@DSP0511
7 ай бұрын
I can't even comprehend choosing to have to screw with a wire running from your phone to your ears.
@comedyreliefguy5112
7 ай бұрын
@@DSP0511Bro is living the high life, get outta here
@xxylitol
7 ай бұрын
@@DSP0511good for you
@steverogers7211
7 ай бұрын
Wtf does Pokimane have to do with Samsung Galaxy.. get her outta there
@MarcoBeSomething
7 ай бұрын
I thought Mr. Beast was fine, especially since they showed some camera capabilities. When they showed Pokimane, I honestly audibly said wtf then they just had her talk. No gameplay to show the ray tracing and graphical improvements she mentioned.
@DJSTITCHYTAT
7 ай бұрын
The old new Galux S24 What an imazing moment
@dwightdavison6156
7 ай бұрын
Too funny. I honestly thought Mr. Beast is selling his candybar not selling the Samsung Phone.... Then one of my students asked, "Doesn't he use an iPhone" HA HA
@abdallahKamash
7 ай бұрын
I'm a s23 ultra user, i thought I'll change my phone, but adter the release, I'll be waiting for the s25 ultra 😂.
There is no real point of changing after 1 generation S23 Ultra is still one of the best out there so why change?
@TX_Patriot
7 ай бұрын
I was on the fence about upgrading. I'm currently using an S21 Ultra, but my camera is lacking in quality photos when compared to my buddy's S23 Ultra. It didn't hurt that AT&T is giving me $1000 USD for an old S7 Active I had laying around. I get to keep my S21 Ultra as a backup, just in case...
@AlexanderAddams
7 ай бұрын
I usually skip every other gen as they tend to have issues. I'm on the 23u now and it's been a beast.
@Area-gaming-gg
7 ай бұрын
@BillAnt S8 better than S7 S11 better than S10 S21fe better than S20fe S23 better than S22 S100 better than S99
@GyanPrakash
7 ай бұрын
Samsung is loosing it “UNIQUENESS” now they just look like iPhone version of Android 😩
@WololoWololo2
7 ай бұрын
iPhone version of Android? You should have said this to Huawei instead, Huawei is best at software and overall quality, Samsung is nothing compared to Huawei.
@SkyserAspili
7 ай бұрын
@@WololoWololo2 it's not google supported so nahh
@WololoWololo2
7 ай бұрын
@@SkyserAspili Lol true 😂
@RealKingMoha
7 ай бұрын
This channel is underrated 😢 Sam, your channel deserves millions of subscribers 🎉
@b54b32
7 ай бұрын
Number of years of Android and security updates is welcome, but that's balanced by Samsung's fine print which pretty much says that they're only letting their buyers of the new "Ai"-featured phones use those features free for a specified period of time, and after that date passes, users of these new features on these phones will have to negotiate a paywall type system in order to continue to use them. End of 2025 is one cutoff date for "free" use is one that I've seen more than once from the tech blog websites. Hopefully Samsung will reverse course on this 'free (for awhile, anyway)' nonsense which will not make their customers any too happy.
@TrioLOLGamers
7 ай бұрын
Same happens with iPhones. Some minor features/animations do not come to older iPhones. But still. 7 years for every premium phone is finally a good feature.
@user-tk4ld9jq1t
7 ай бұрын
It's not mentioned anywhere. Where did you get that after 2025? I also read that samsung employees denied any such thing.
@_nahwhat
7 ай бұрын
Thing is, why would they be? Afaik 50% of these features are processed locally (on device)
@bizmonkey007
Ай бұрын
7 years of updates is groundbreaking for Android. It’s a big deal and a welcome change. Many of those is AI features are a borderline gimmick in the end. Having an up-to-date and secure phone is way more important especially if you plan to keep your device for a while.
@b54b32
Ай бұрын
@bizmonkey007 OG comment was made 6 MONTHS ago, versus the comment to which this replies to, which was made 6 HOURS ago. The "Ai" narrative of what's really "game-changing" and what isn't, as well as how all of the "pay to play" "subscription" payment schemes are going to shake out going forward for each phone manufacture, is still very much anyone's guess.
@SIBUK
7 ай бұрын
I had been hoping to upgrade this year. However, I think my s21 ultra is going to have to last me another year.
@CruzJM
7 ай бұрын
You should trade it in for a s24 plus
@downo
7 ай бұрын
That's insanecoz the hardware upgrades are massive! From chipset to the display.
@sgtpepper122
7 ай бұрын
im finally upgrading from my s21 ultra, cant wait for the 24 to arrive
@adamclarke1607
7 ай бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing...I look at the new ones and my S21 is killing it still...why upgrade lol
@aryanverma2005
7 ай бұрын
1:15 my phone got activated by Bixby😂
@FranticGuitar88
7 ай бұрын
I truly believe both Samsung and Apple add titanium only to justify the insane pricing. Titanium sounds fancy, yet it's dirt cheap in such quantities (about 5-6 USD per kilogram).
@steveskyyz
7 ай бұрын
Next year it will be carbon fibre i tell you😅
@grainos5
7 ай бұрын
solid gold chassis when
@8xus_1
7 ай бұрын
I mean apple dint change their prices, they just ended 128GB models for their pro max
@bizmonkey007
Ай бұрын
It’s a gimmick feature and doesn’t provide any meaningful advantages over using aluminum
@colossalwa
7 ай бұрын
With that ring Samsung officially engaged with Google
@rando-w5h
7 ай бұрын
Fanboys will turn this into "BEST BIGGEST UPDATE, SAMSUNG KILLS APPLE" lmaoo Took away a feature and made the phone out of titanium Wait, they did the same thing when iphone 7 came out, took away a headphone jack and added a useless camera hahahaha
@Paddy984
7 ай бұрын
Spot on, Sam, as usual.
@gabrielreisinger8047
7 ай бұрын
Eh. Apple copies Samsung. Samsung copies Apple. What else is new?
@IS-ie3jw
7 ай бұрын
Samsung did the titanium better, however the essential phone was the first phone to have a titanium frame. Apple and Samsung just followed along.
@alexandershortsandmore
7 ай бұрын
Totally different from any other phone... apart from the S23, S22, S21, S20..... 😂😂
@TheMrLeast
7 ай бұрын
phones nowadays are boring af
@Zhuk-zc8es
7 ай бұрын
3:19 A laughed so much when watching the event. He literally said Pokemon
@ColeM40
7 ай бұрын
Sam, if there's enough content out there, can we please get a dedicated video or parody for DJ Koh? Include Bixby and Tim Cook and the like if you wish, but we need more KOH-ntent!!
@Dmittry
7 ай бұрын
I can't decide if it's funny or sad...
@grayrabbit2211
7 ай бұрын
How about something like a user-replaceable battery, headphone jack, and microSD card storage?
@LIVEWIREMEDIAENT
7 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@stebopign
7 ай бұрын
those will never come back to flagship phones. even mid range phones are finally losing them.
@Username4453
7 ай бұрын
I think to get an ip68 rating they had to ditch those features. Would you trade waterproofing for those things? I'm 50/50 on the issue.
@Newhorizon1612
7 ай бұрын
Only EU can bring them back
@sigiligus
7 ай бұрын
@@Username4453Here we see the state of zoomers in a microcosm. Despite having been alive in a time where IP68 phones have had headphone jacks, expandable storage, and even to this day have styluses, his reality is not reality. He exists in a hyper-reality of online corporate marketing and media narratives. Who cares about the real world? Enough KZitemrs telling him the sky is red and he will believe it. What a fucking pathetic failure of a generation.
@design4nyone793
7 ай бұрын
Samsung invented Bixby and call her the AI many years ago. They failed it. Now they do what. I don’t get it.
@djplonghead5403
7 ай бұрын
I am glad google isn’t just doing direct copies.
@sumomaster5585
7 ай бұрын
I have no idea why the pixel line exist...why compete with your partners? that's stuipd
@djplonghead5403
7 ай бұрын
@@sumomaster5585 they are not competing. They just have a device with stock software if people want it.
@bogdanivchenko3723
7 ай бұрын
One day he will make a video without jokes and just tread the presentation and everyone will get jebaited.
@AbdulAzeez-up4nw
7 ай бұрын
At this point the presentations are becoming so much of a joke he might not even need to make jokes
@phobographia
7 ай бұрын
DJ Koh watching Mr. Beast advertising his chocolate bars at the presentation of the new _Galox S24:_ *“The f**k!”*
@slomojo98
7 ай бұрын
Ah yes. A pen licence. 😊
@deltadom33
7 ай бұрын
The s23 is the same as the s24 as all the features on ai can go on previous phones Like there is no change between the iPhone 14, 15
@user-gb9js6cp6v
7 ай бұрын
Chanel #5 catches Pokémon 😅???
@AndersonPEM
7 ай бұрын
Oh Man I gotta tell you something. My work laptop is a Lenovo. Every time I see the logo I remember a video you said "LeNobody cares! Lenobody asked for this!" makes my day 😊 Greetings now from Portugal.
@neptuneisawesome
7 ай бұрын
Something I’d like to share, the kpop group that appears in the commercial is called Tomorrow By Together (TXT for short) and something that I found interesting… most of the members had iPhones before but now all of them have Galaxy phones, also every time an Apple device appears on camera (like Macs, iPads, iPhones and so on) they censor it but not the Samsung devices, and they appeared on this commercial, kinda weird… right? 😅
@Jemlim
7 ай бұрын
Sam doesnt troll apple, he trolls all brands.
@eventualpine
7 ай бұрын
If you bought the s24 ultra you will never use the ai features or the titanium. That is a fact.
@darthraider450
7 ай бұрын
It’ll be enclosed in a TPU case by the majority of people like the iPhone 15 Pro phones, once they realise that the titanium is not scratch resistant 😂
@jben335
7 ай бұрын
They use low grade titanium btw
@yvonnechona9843
7 ай бұрын
No they don't @@jben335
@eventualpine
7 ай бұрын
85% of people use a case. 5% use a skin The other 10% don’t drop their phone.
@hyattonwyattboys
7 ай бұрын
most cap thing I've heard all year and it's only January. The AI features will be heavily used-- not everyone is as basic as iPhone users.
@j2simpso
7 ай бұрын
Anyone who says Sam is bloated has never used a Samsung before!
@Sourheart
7 ай бұрын
SAM-sung... It was so obvious how could I not notice?!
@Fiwek23452
7 ай бұрын
Bixby was the first AI
@The_MEMEphis
7 ай бұрын
You trolling right
@TimePass-wi6by
7 ай бұрын
i died when he said plz welcome the AI TM ROH he is a little slow hahahaha
@saudades1002
7 ай бұрын
I actually forgot it was not a iphone till the end
@thebear5516
7 ай бұрын
Sam, have you secretly been Bixby all along? :o
@phobographia
7 ай бұрын
- Under whose name? - Bixby. - Harrison. 😂😂😂😂😂
@EditorHeart
7 ай бұрын
Sam Thank U=YOU For Your Time
@4dbullshitpatroll6
7 ай бұрын
My S23 FE challenges Macbook for best fry pan. I wont use it near my head
@hussainhmoud8526
7 ай бұрын
I don’t remember the first time I watched Sam, but man he make me laugh every time.
@rowan7929
7 ай бұрын
Need this translator in my life.
@vedanshchn
7 ай бұрын
2:24 The WOW BRAVO had me 😂😂😂
@Andromedarer
7 ай бұрын
you could have roasted so many better things but you just missed all the marks
@Jose04537
7 ай бұрын
Al the AI features are only available for free during 2024, after that, they are going to charge a subscription. Imagine paying a thousand plus dollars for a phone just for it to have DLC and paywalls.
@reiszwecke007
7 ай бұрын
Sam we love you!
@vinewood1554
7 ай бұрын
Tbh, use of Titanium isn't Iphone original idea, the first phone to ever use notch and Titanium is Essential PH-1
@AbdulAzeez-up4nw
7 ай бұрын
Well that doesnt really matter now does it . Samsung decided to make the change to titanium on the phone roght after iphone and even the features they have introduced r almost the same as the features in new ios. Samsung didnt do good this year
@Solus5048
7 ай бұрын
Film creators for the last 100 years: beware of AI Companies today: oh well
@BradLR
7 ай бұрын
2:39 to be fair the AI label will also be in the metadata.
@rocketmunkey1
7 ай бұрын
Whats more boring than being boring ? Copying someone being boring !
@madhavbhattarai2861
7 ай бұрын
This is my first time seeing your video; the way you phrase it is hilarious, and I laughed throughout the video. Subscribed ❤
@adypetrescu87
7 ай бұрын
Oh boy, you've lost 10 years of laughter.
@Guy_Sandler
7 ай бұрын
Samsung is slowly going into an apple path
@Solus5048
7 ай бұрын
10 bucks says someone at Samsung thought pokimane looks a Lil Korean so let's hire her
@TrioLich
7 ай бұрын
Ur underrated
@Ymyeh-lr8wj
7 ай бұрын
The Pokimane portion was on point I knew that clip was gonna be used there LMAO
@trym2121
7 ай бұрын
The only valuable thing in s24 ultra is pen. If you use it, then it's perfect. If you don't use it, it's a gimmick like every other features like AI
@UNATCOHanka
7 ай бұрын
So sad they didn't announce Bixby AI
@fun2rideadventure
7 ай бұрын
Bixby was sleeping as usual!
@ThePinkus
7 ай бұрын
2:16 That is in fact just so true Louvre experience! Too bad thirty years ago we didn't have smartphones to zoom in!
@dimadaim
7 ай бұрын
We are using recycled apple titanium 😁
@LET_US_TALK_OPENLY
7 ай бұрын
"pen licence" 😂😂😂
@shashankyadav5703
6 күн бұрын
even pokimance caught strays
@A_ARAFAT
7 ай бұрын
Samsung about to make even more convincing Fake moon photos with Galaxy Ai
@fist003
7 ай бұрын
the only coverage of the S24 launch that i needed
@chenglong54
7 ай бұрын
Sometime I love the fact that my English is broken in every possible ways, speaking, hearing and ofcourse spelling, I'm not from an English speaking country. Anyway, when the guy said: "Pokimane" I heard Pokemon, I was like 'huh?' Them a random girl appears, and I was like, but that is not a Pokemon who is that young lady? Yes, I'm a genX and I had to look up on the internet to know who she is, lol.
@jcdesantis69
7 ай бұрын
Thats not surprising. she seems like the forgettable generic ahole influencers that are a dime a dozen.I was happier not knowing who she was.
@nerdexproject
7 ай бұрын
Lost it multiple times 😂 Thank you 😁
@daym8
7 ай бұрын
I hope Samsung adds more of those cameras to it say five more. It would make this phone greater... Spectacular 😍
@Fjprints
7 ай бұрын
Are they all cameras?
@daym8
7 ай бұрын
All cameras 📸 some that are used for Samsungs purpose of capturing personal information. The elite rules while the rest are just slaves of consumerism.
@thedinosaurzeco
7 ай бұрын
S7 edge had titanium before iPhone You’re misinformed
@8xus_1
7 ай бұрын
Plenty of phones had Ti before that
@thedinosaurzeco
7 ай бұрын
@@8xus_1 yes
@01283
6 ай бұрын
wasnt that the phone they last used titanium on before the s24?
@JohnnnyJohn
7 ай бұрын
I like confusing foreigners, so the new Bixby AI Translator will be perfect for me!
@ankanslittlemind
7 ай бұрын
During the whole event, I solely missed DJ Koh and Galox so much.
@argumentative2532
7 ай бұрын
I'm very interested in what happens when titanium blows up, fancier shrapnel at least
@greaterwith7156
7 ай бұрын
this is not a samsung event, it's a google event 😂
@user-ub1rl9mv9r
7 ай бұрын
LMFAO why do they have a pentagram on that handwriting list
@CrimsonKeysYT
2 ай бұрын
And With That, Our Team Has Captured A Pokimane! XD
@thedinosaurz
7 ай бұрын
samsung had titanium before iphone?? literally s7 edge, does nobody do their research?
@kiran9s
7 ай бұрын
For a moment there i didnt recognise TradeMark Roh. Who on earth calls him TM Roh?!
@TumpalManurung
7 ай бұрын
Pokimane, mr beast, ai integrated... who is this event for? Who do they think buy their flagships? Simps? Teens? Fools?
@Big-Chungus21
7 ай бұрын
The Galaxy S24 Ultra: Its everything you hate about the iPhone, but now you can pay even more!
@engineeringVirtue
7 ай бұрын
S24 is wifi 7, blue tooth 4.3, better battery life and cooling, improved optical stabilization, improved 50MP camera sensor, AI chip on motherboard for local processing, mature 4k video and better integration and security updates from google
@bassentertainmentstudios1
7 ай бұрын
Bro got that discord mod build
@SunflowerFlowerEmpire
7 ай бұрын
You are the best. You were the first video to show up before their official live unpack lololololololol !!!! This guy is underrated. You rule I'm ded. 100%
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