Review of Game Dev Slander ☼ Graphics ☼ ☐ Bad ☐ Alright ☑ Good ☐ Beautiful ☐ Fantastic ♬ Music ♬ ☐ Bad ☐ Alright ☐ Good ☐ Beautiful ☑ Fantastic ☯ Story ☯ ☐ There is none ☐ Bad ☐ Alright ☑ Good ☐ Fantastic ۞ Video time / Length ۞ ☑ Really short (0 - 3 hours) ☐ Short (4 - 8 hours) ☐ Few hours (10 - 20 hours) [if you focus on the main story] ☐ Long (40-60 hours) [if you complete everything] ☐ Very Long (61-100 hours) ☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)
@UmbrumE40
Жыл бұрын
Whats so stupid about this format?
@EugenijusKrenis
Жыл бұрын
@@UmbrumE40 You can just say "graphics good, soundtrack boring, game long but there's no story" instead of LARPing a punchcard machine.
@UmbrumE40
Жыл бұрын
@@EugenijusKrenis oh that makes sense xD, avoids the text wall
@segue2ant395
Жыл бұрын
@@UmbrumE40 It uses five paragraphs to convey what could be conveyed in one sentence. It's not so bad if you remove the unchecked items as some do, but it's not providing any constructive feedback for the dev, or critical feedback for anyone who's unsure about buying.
@JorgetePanete
Жыл бұрын
I am hoping for a 101+ hours of slander
@SnowyFoxFox
Жыл бұрын
You forgot "Godot documentation still being kind of lacking."
@ChrisD__
Жыл бұрын
The Godot document isn't lacking, everything in there is top notch, it even has a better introduction to vectors and transform matrices than any math class has ever given me. It's just got big holes in it, a few things stuff that just don't have explanations at all.
@SnowyFoxFox
Жыл бұрын
@@ChrisD__ It was a reference to this: kzitem.info/news/bejne/2o2I3WZ5hKybeXY
@ChrisD__
Жыл бұрын
@@SnowyFoxFox Ah
@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis
Жыл бұрын
we're still waiting for it
@user-kq1zh4io7o
Жыл бұрын
@@ChrisD__ yeah its good but still lacking enough that I recently switched to unity. I still love godot but there are so many tutorials for unity
@spacecadet_01
Жыл бұрын
steam reviewers ready to copy paste their "im a 57 yr divorced father with dozen of children" paragraph to get steam awards
@averagechapstick
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@yol_n
Жыл бұрын
Are steam rewards actually worth anything?
@swordzanderson5352
Жыл бұрын
@@yol_n when you award someone, they get equivalent steam points or perhaps less, not sure. But they definitely do reward the awarded.
@yol_n
Жыл бұрын
@@swordzanderson5352 that makes this so fucking cringe
@marvira
Жыл бұрын
and all the gay jokes, smh
@radquwhack
Жыл бұрын
I saw an indie dev once sacrifice their child to get a streamer to play their game
@flibberfrogman5508
Жыл бұрын
Did it work though?
@radquwhack
Жыл бұрын
@@flibberfrogman5508 No, it was foolish of them to believe it'd be that easy
@Someoneyeeted
Жыл бұрын
It was worth a try
@flibberfrogman5508
Жыл бұрын
@@Someoneyeeted Triple A publishers just won't allow this kind of boundary-pushing experimentation. Sad.
@meehdrescher
Жыл бұрын
*W T F*
@Jordan4Ibanez
Жыл бұрын
We didn't expect this, but we needed it this chill Friday
@Aiphire
Жыл бұрын
Thought it was gonna include yandere dev but I guess he got enough slander already 😭💀
@NICK....
Жыл бұрын
You can't make fun of a joke
@VaSoapman
Жыл бұрын
If you explain a joke it dies
@JorgetePanete
Жыл бұрын
@@VaSoapman some mf explained the british monarchy
@blueninja012
Жыл бұрын
honestly should have just said yandere dev with a picture of him and nothing else
@b.w.s3165
Жыл бұрын
It aint slander when its true tho
@gitstautusgitstutasgitstatus
Жыл бұрын
id tech 3 was my introduction to virtual machines and Huffman coding. Great open source community surrounding it as well. A truly inspiring piece of software.
@gitstautusgitstutasgitstatus
Жыл бұрын
Y'all remember stencil shadows? Wowee so crisp
@iskamag
Жыл бұрын
society if GPL wasn't pegged in game industry
@jeremieh5009
Жыл бұрын
Idtech 3 is by far the most impressive engine of all time in my opinion, the way light is handled alone just blows one away considering when it was developed
@nick-0579
Жыл бұрын
Doom 3 ran on that right?
@jeremieh5009
Жыл бұрын
@@nick-0579 Nono that was idtech 4
@kristupasT
Жыл бұрын
Least expected this type of video from you
@armin3419
Жыл бұрын
He made one or two skits in the past
@danielalorbi
Жыл бұрын
Least perceptive Miziziziz viewer
@cemeterygate
Жыл бұрын
As an Unreal dev, I really hope to make exciting and inspired environments.
@WAnimsLmao
Жыл бұрын
Pixel Horror Game Devs Making the best and scariest jumpscares (you get junpscared by 2 blocks stacked ontop of each other)
@foolfooly3553
Жыл бұрын
The last one...a sign of what's to come?
@GMOTP5738
Жыл бұрын
If thats the case then thats extremely pathetic and I hope he fails
@TheAlterEgo_Ark
Жыл бұрын
@@GMOTP5738 bruh
@gaburieruR
Жыл бұрын
My respect for all nsfw game developers
@aturchomicz821
Жыл бұрын
"Somehow at the top of the food chain"
@lambn25
Жыл бұрын
The best genre of games, one of my favorite is sex with hitler
@ShadowGaro
Жыл бұрын
I'll never understand the mindset that makes a person want to build a career on porn games, but I respect it
@KyubiHitashi
Жыл бұрын
@@ShadowGaro people are fucking thristy for every fragment of porn crap these days..., so they will buy that stuff, its money for them anyway :\
@gaburieruR
Жыл бұрын
@@ShadowGaro They make them because it's their kink and have the ability/resources to it, normally, but as all game DEVs, as you said, great respect
@RealOnyxCz4r
Жыл бұрын
0:30 the world if EA hadn't screwed over RenderWare
@AlexFord-gp7by
Жыл бұрын
Command and conquer games still have an active community tho
@oscarlove4394
Жыл бұрын
@@AlexFord-gp7by Despite EA, not beacuse of them.
@TheAdvertisement
Жыл бұрын
Seriously based how the power of horny causes nsfw game developers to churn out what they do that fast.
@Nersius
Жыл бұрын
I spent an entire month tweaking my pathing AI (6 reviews, mixed) 🐣 I spent an entire month coordinating with my series' commissioned artists so that I can release eight reskins next year (all will be rated overwhelmingly positive) 🐔
@svijj_
Жыл бұрын
Paradox devs releasing the 612nd DLC for their historical game, this time about King Dicharuexruex III's shitting pot
@majorghoul9017
Жыл бұрын
flash devs in the 2000s making the best game you've ever played for free in a single weekend
@skiesquiggles7319
Жыл бұрын
I was starting to wonder if you survived the winter
@ShakerGER
Жыл бұрын
Awesome memes- ALso we now know that a porn game of yours is in the making. LOVELY
@KyranFindlater
Жыл бұрын
I bet it has tentacles, and is in PS1 graphics!
@dazo3414
Жыл бұрын
souce?
@petiks6391
Жыл бұрын
Wrought Flesh has a new meaning now
@Admer456
Жыл бұрын
The idTech one completely caught me off-guard and I started giggling like a maniac. I've worked with idTech 3 and idTech 4 and I must say, this is pretty accurate. (I just wish the tooling was a tad better)
@rocketshader2699
Жыл бұрын
TAKE US TO ID TECH DAYS WHERE CARMACK WAS THE GUY
@EmanueleX
Жыл бұрын
You forgot "GameMaker Studio fans explaining why they pay 99$ a year to export to Windows"
@dreamisover9813
Жыл бұрын
I love the memes in this format. Slightly exaggerated, but at the same time quite accurate here. Great vid
@mathiasbauer3169
Жыл бұрын
This is so accurate. I want to cry in reverse.
@Sorrelhas
Жыл бұрын
This just made me appreciate my purchase of Wrought Flesh even more
@octagear
Жыл бұрын
i mean....at least there is the Godot 4 alpha 😂
@sutsuj6437
Жыл бұрын
And here I am not even using Godot 3.5 because godot-rust isn't compatible yet
@Dododeath
Жыл бұрын
indie horror devs making a childrens mascot that kills people: the 100 buzz lightyears from toy story 2
@skelemid5294
10 ай бұрын
0:45 Karryn's Prison 🗿 Fallen: Makina and the City of Ruins 🗿 Parasite in City 🗿 Every fuckin game is fun 🗿
@cookies23z
Жыл бұрын
thanks for the chuckle, the smiles, and the smirks :)
@pieTone
Жыл бұрын
As a guy who has worked in the AVN industry, I can confirm we all look like chad.
@wolfcl0ck
Жыл бұрын
Source Engine developers discovering legacy code from 1997 (They have no reason to still be using this engine)
@trupotato
Жыл бұрын
the first one lines up so perfectly with the music
@oliv4166
Жыл бұрын
Releasing a game without QAing it first and taking a whole year to fix their God awful boss fights.
@yamo511
Жыл бұрын
ZING
@liamhamilton2719
Жыл бұрын
this is truly one of the videos of all time
@erso_returned2530
9 ай бұрын
Ok Liam Nesson nice joke get out now
@smc3453
Жыл бұрын
Everytime I come across one of those channels that seem to be nothing but hating on devs new projects, trust me, I give them the business. If they are not game designers or developers and they are on the soapbox trying to provide their underlings with shit nuggets to grow inside their minds, I give them the god damn business. no names. Im sure we all know them all.
@PotatoesBoy
Жыл бұрын
horror game dev try not to use ps1 graphic in their game (impossible)
@kb470
Жыл бұрын
But... I use unreal... but I don't do quixel scans. Actually, the rocky cliffs are a picture I took of a brick at the apartments I lived in at the time
@ilucasz
Жыл бұрын
Would love to learn Id Tech, but I hardly find tutorials about it... And it seems only Id Tech 4 is able to be used, the most recent ones aren't, which is sad...
@pro_rookie_gamedev
Жыл бұрын
😂😂 I did not expect you to make one of these slander videos on KZitem!
@treehousevibes8918
Жыл бұрын
“You are what you believe in. You become that which you believe you can become” ― Bhagavad Gita
@anothergamedevstudio
Жыл бұрын
I felt this as a Unity dev
@xerofishgames7047
Жыл бұрын
okay i guess, this exists now
@CleosetricVlyers
Жыл бұрын
RPGMaker Hentai Game Supremacy
@longjohn7992
Жыл бұрын
BRO THAT IDTECH ONE SO TRUE 😭
@Cobra-yo7fx
Жыл бұрын
Lmao! Thank god I found this channel and this video! Nice video!
@92Roar
Жыл бұрын
Very grateful to not have the same crunch many of my fellows have, it’s a genuine travesty the industry is riddled with it
@vemanjadhav
Жыл бұрын
The id Tech engine is practically the base of most games today.
@hugarada7156
Жыл бұрын
0:30 It's shocking to me not being the only one who thinks this
@chimz8057
Жыл бұрын
I do agree that form of review is just pure garbage. It accomplishes nothing, notifies no one of nothing and is one of the laziest forms of reviews.
@WhiteRedEyeAU
Жыл бұрын
4 game developers, one (porn) art kit dropping when?
@NightOfTheRavens
Жыл бұрын
The last two are so f**king on point. Who knew that your game would shoot out into orbit, because MBH and other people'd suddenly take'd interest? But actually, it's not so surprising, the concept is so simple yet mesmerisingly horrifying. So next game's a porn game?
@erso_returned2530
9 ай бұрын
I understood nothing from your comment. I can't feel anything.
@NightOfTheRavens
9 ай бұрын
@@erso_returned2530 Good.
@lolhuman25
Жыл бұрын
Porn game developers trying to resist using twine/sugarcube (it's not possible)
@mandalora5325
Жыл бұрын
The quixel scans one was a fucking burn lmaooooooo
@enderjora
Жыл бұрын
The iD tech one is too true
@dontDIBY
Жыл бұрын
you really did bait me with the silhouetted JB profile, dang
@THExRISER
Жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting quality shitposting on here but please, tell me more.
@itsmelukario5969
Жыл бұрын
As an indie unity dev I can confirm timeline is 100% accurate
@theideaofevil
Жыл бұрын
This was flawless
@zayniacgames
Жыл бұрын
Exact summary of Game dev
@Ooo0990
Жыл бұрын
This song actually smacks
@valletas
Жыл бұрын
Indie game devs comparing their game with hollow knight and thinking their game looks like trash despite it being a pre alpha
@Nikaxe
Жыл бұрын
"scratch users trying to prove a game is theirs"
@TheRealLenin
Жыл бұрын
That last one tho 😳😳😳
@orion5106
Жыл бұрын
JONATHAN BLOW IN THE THUMBNAIL? BASED?
@delphicdescant
Жыл бұрын
scanned environments are actually pretty cool though
@Sarnahanfi
Жыл бұрын
I haven't played your game yet.. maybe I should do that right now
@Sarnahanfi
Жыл бұрын
iz very hard :/ and fast..
@SenTHR811
Жыл бұрын
Scratch Developers:
@vishnuviswanathan4763
Жыл бұрын
as a godot dev I can 100% confirm this
@AROAH
Жыл бұрын
My god I hate those Steam reviews so much.
@AshnSilvercorp
Жыл бұрын
why do I recognize the thumbnail head as specifically Jonathan Blow's head shape?
@anasssoulimani9288
Жыл бұрын
Same
@lksxxtodin5292
Жыл бұрын
Game Maker for life 🥺
@stevecarter8810
Жыл бұрын
It's important to keep up with the industry press
@ArcangelZero7
17 күн бұрын
And here we are, we have Godot 4, and it's incredible and only getting better. Finally, a good thing in the future!
@explosivesexplode
Жыл бұрын
0:20 "hire this man!!"
@somekek6734
Жыл бұрын
Miziziziz i think the last one was mir than just a subtle preview of what you're doing next right?
@meehdrescher
Жыл бұрын
lmao yes, as a game dev I can 10000% confirm this
@Double512
Жыл бұрын
oh hey you're the guy i learned how to model from :)
@G1Arcee
Жыл бұрын
Amazing video ^u^
@expect6343
Жыл бұрын
dont call me out on my quixel scans
@error17_
Жыл бұрын
True about Id Tech
@K1NG111
Жыл бұрын
You still have to print characters from Wrought Flesh on 3D printer from your work :)
@stasdev
Жыл бұрын
Jonathan Blow: creates new programming language and saves this miserable industry
@SquidgySapphic
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely cackling tho 👌
@pb268
Жыл бұрын
last one is so true. porn game devs get away with having completely insufferable gameplay and/or narrative because of the porn part
@tadpolegaming4510
Жыл бұрын
He knows about F95
@DrFumiya
7 ай бұрын
The ending 💀
@NEURO_BLAST
Жыл бұрын
Chad miziziziz upload
@ChronoCZ
Жыл бұрын
If only it had the right music.
@ajiibshah3760
Жыл бұрын
Porn game devs are chad af cuz almost all their games are free, even those we cant access are free. I play them for the story tho
@skelemid5294
10 ай бұрын
W
@SapkaliAkif
Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for calling that format stupid. I hate it.
@heimskr2881
Жыл бұрын
What did he mean by that last one? Do you have something to tell us Miziziziz
@qw3rtypounc3s
Жыл бұрын
Extremely based and indiepilled
@Fevir
Жыл бұрын
a perfect video
@shadownight2248
Жыл бұрын
10 out of 10. Very relatable
@OlisGarden
Жыл бұрын
RPG Maker Devs on their way to make a video game masterpiece and then vanish from the face of the fucking planet:
@PathForger_Life
Жыл бұрын
Well... Maybe Indie devs and content creators need to be a little more aware of each others' existence. A missing meme by the way: KZitem presenting a medieval treadmill for content creators to sun upon - and some similar analogy for lone prospective game developers pushing past each other in search of each other in the dark.
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