Dan's childhood stories: wholesome, cute story Arin's childhood stories: "So anyways, I fucked a chicken"
@BaskervilleLacie
4 жыл бұрын
he DID grow up in florida
@nishikascorpio7830
4 жыл бұрын
At least he didn't grow up in Alabamer lol
@pecklespeckle1
4 жыл бұрын
@@nishikascorpio7830 Poor Nate,,,
@nishikascorpio7830
4 жыл бұрын
@@pecklespeckle1 who's Nate?
@pecklespeckle1
4 жыл бұрын
@@nishikascorpio7830 Arin's brother. AlAbAmA
@cold6367
4 жыл бұрын
Dan: I swam in radioactive water and didn't get affected by it Also Dan: *So my sweat glans don't function*
@Dave-no1mz
4 жыл бұрын
Epic
@mariofalls4688
4 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm
@Rotbeam99
4 жыл бұрын
not to be pedantic but "glans" is a part of the penis
@chiliparmesan0832
4 жыл бұрын
He grew a third leg.... it’s his penis
@Kilo0841
4 жыл бұрын
well he'll be fine but his children might be mutated as fuck
@tyarahyambo5930
4 жыл бұрын
Danny: "He had a really hot sister?" Arin: "no." Danny: "Ok." Danny: "He had a really hot mom?" Arin: *stammers*
@BrodyVO
4 жыл бұрын
👀👀
@KarmaDrip
4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@tyarahyambo5930
4 жыл бұрын
@@KarmaDrip good question.🤷
@clxmentin3
4 жыл бұрын
👀👀👀
@evanschmitt2830
4 жыл бұрын
Danny: yep
@Nicole-id5ey
4 жыл бұрын
Dans kid: "Hey look i got an A are you proud of me?" Dan: "Sigh..."
@antonymilne1346
4 жыл бұрын
"You did a great job..... I guess......"
@cassandras8797
4 жыл бұрын
@@antonymilne1346 for some reason i'm getting a bummer drummer vibe from this, so: tsss, ts-ts-tsss, ts-ts-tsss
@who3730
3 жыл бұрын
Cassandra Shyu I could hear the drum... I’ve listened to that too much
@kingpenguin5825
3 жыл бұрын
@@princejermaine7532 WHY AM I SEEING THIS EXACT COMMENT EVERYWHERE
@amber2852
2 жыл бұрын
"Just put it on the damn fridge..."
@Blank12456
5 жыл бұрын
Dan "Really hot mom?" Arin "sighs" Dan "Yup"
@mcmrco7327
5 жыл бұрын
Ben Shrimpton i was reading the comments while watching and i read this at the same time that they said that
@mechashadow
5 жыл бұрын
Ben Shrimpton I
@foolcathatesyou
5 жыл бұрын
When is this?
@Karvosh
5 жыл бұрын
@@foolcathatesyou Around after 21 minutes in.
@kylelockwood11
5 жыл бұрын
22:02
@Blewlongmun
5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes childhood stories from when Arin was 46 and Dan was 2.
@Magvel_
5 жыл бұрын
Arin is 31 years old.
@Blewlongmun
5 жыл бұрын
*slow clap*
@juiceboxbento
5 жыл бұрын
@@Magvel_ r/wooosh
@perryb.2732
5 жыл бұрын
And he murdered a man
@SomeRandomPersonOnYoutube
5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit...I just realized that. 46 & 2. MY SHADOWS! SHEDDING SKIN!! IVE BEEN PICKIN! MY SCABS AGAIN!
@theslowpokegamer334
4 жыл бұрын
Something about Dan yelling “I wAnTeD tO sTaY iN mY RoOm!” At 1:39:34 gives me life
@cs_derrick13
4 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY PUT TEARS ON MY PILLOW
@dahammhamm590
4 жыл бұрын
WHO PUT ALL THESE TEARS HERE!?
@Stankboi
4 жыл бұрын
“Fine then!” *FINE!!!!*
@phaedraremington6247
4 жыл бұрын
🖤 Awwwww Slowpoke is my all-time favorite pokémon! 🖤
@jaxsterminator8634
4 жыл бұрын
I WANTED to *STAY IN MY ROOM!!*
@thatgirlinamask8699
4 жыл бұрын
"The eight year old equivalent is the hottest equivalent ever." *DAN CHOOSE YOUR NEXT WORDS VERY. CAREFULLY.*
@matthewcombs1528
4 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling down and this is the first comment I read!
@jessea3121
3 жыл бұрын
Michael Mathers uhhhh wut
@crackedrobin4626
3 жыл бұрын
Michael Mathers what happened
@Johnconagher
3 жыл бұрын
What if Aron actually said that
@smileymctrashbag
3 жыл бұрын
Right? Lol. I know (hope) Dan would of course never, but that caught me off guard and I was like 👀 until he continued on.
@d34dmagg0tz
5 жыл бұрын
when i was young i thought that a chick could just get pregnant without a dude and i was so terrified i was randomly gonna get pregnant as an eight year old.
@johnathanera5863
5 жыл бұрын
@AceFailure lol good brother. (No sarcasm) reminds me of the shit i told my siblings
@skeletonsinscarves3965
5 жыл бұрын
The virgin Mary scared a lot of young religious girls id assume
@milashanks7190
5 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT THAT TOO! Obviously not that I would get pregnant but yeah I didn’t know that a guy was involved
@blameitonmillie5506
5 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE FUCK I WAS THE SAME WAY
@angelburris5698
5 жыл бұрын
man same but then i thought that when a man and a woman hugged she would automatically get pregnant
@calebwratten8335
5 жыл бұрын
Dan swam in toxic waste and says he didnt get hurt by it. *does not have working sweat glands*
@I_was_a_Bullfrog
5 жыл бұрын
A lot pf people experience anhidrosis for multiple reasons, not necessarily due to swimming in toxic waste
@jimbabwe9377
5 жыл бұрын
AstrosGamer i think its a joke soo....
@nekynekenetics3677
5 жыл бұрын
r/Whooosh
@TakavaNirhii
5 жыл бұрын
*HAS HORRIFICALLY MALFORMED THUMBS THAT HE USED TO DIG OUT THE QUMRAN CAVES*
@AnubisFactsGames
5 жыл бұрын
Natthew Nater *nervously sweats*
@rubyamateurtactician4354
4 жыл бұрын
I love hearing stories about Dan's dad. Just, the voice that Dan does for his dad is so amusing to me
@josefzalusky7307
3 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Dan.... EHHHHHHHHH"
@jeshonloonskin4176
3 жыл бұрын
“EHHHHHHHHHHH Bye”
@rubyamateurtactician4354
3 жыл бұрын
You are not the boss of me love you.
@theoledicktwist6247
3 жыл бұрын
If you hear him, he sounds EXACTLY like that
@andrewxxxx7835
2 жыл бұрын
o0iu9
@obamagamingofficial3558
4 жыл бұрын
dan: likes girl dan's body: d e a c t i v a t e
@craigmilton356
3 жыл бұрын
That’s every man to have ever exist except for Trudeau
@vimvandalism
3 жыл бұрын
Who the hell ruined the 420 likes on this comment, that would’ve been so good
@severablegibbon
3 жыл бұрын
*Windows shut down sound*
@leliawalley6782
3 жыл бұрын
i’m the 666th like-
@burrishi
3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna pre
@SpaceBakerys
5 жыл бұрын
i always forget they have siblings they give such a only child vibe
@theeshyguy
5 жыл бұрын
Same. Especially with Arin for some reason.
@diplomatofthesosbrigade931
5 жыл бұрын
*an
@immortalsausages5501
5 жыл бұрын
Who Cares @@diplomatofthesosbrigade931
@stevenadams6279
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah normally people with siblings have a crap ton of story's with/aboit their siblings. But most of their story's are with friends or themselves or even just other family members.
@diplomatofthesosbrigade931
5 жыл бұрын
@@immortalsausages5501 #grammarnazi
@DOOMFISTNyou
5 жыл бұрын
30:28 Dan: Cause you know, Jews get really bored on Christmas so Me: *Stares at the map on top left*
@k0rriban
5 жыл бұрын
It's not a swastika. It's the manji symbol in Buddhism or Hinduism.
@cadenconroy3914
4 жыл бұрын
Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit SHIT!
@timberd1513
4 жыл бұрын
Darth Nihilus wow, thanks. More information to ruin a joke.
@Bread-ni1px
4 жыл бұрын
HOLY FUCK
@focal1475
4 жыл бұрын
I noticed it and looked if someone else did and omg
@riverkastner6468
4 жыл бұрын
“We swam in toxic waste” -is and thing wrong with you - “no nothings wrong” (30 mins later) “my sweat glands don’t work”
@DementedDuskull
4 жыл бұрын
River Kastner We need an official timeline here.
@Kirukitsu
4 жыл бұрын
Demented Duskull 12:21 38:13
@DementedDuskull
4 жыл бұрын
Kirukitsu That's not what I meant, like when the events actually happened.
@eckitronix
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly if I didn't have to constantly be sweaty I'd be fine with that
@connorbranscombe6819
4 жыл бұрын
@@eckitronix Yeah until you're body is terrible at cooling itself down when you're overheated, which would be fucking annoying as hell.
@aridan9023
4 жыл бұрын
When Aaron said, “my fish died” and Dan said “they do that.” I thought... what if we said that about people? “Sorry I couldn’t come to work. My Grandma passed away.” “Yeah. That do that.”
@trevorsgamingroom5284
4 жыл бұрын
Theodd1sout (theoddonesout)
@trevorsgamingroom5284
4 жыл бұрын
breer Search the youtuber TheOdd1sOut
@jupiterpoopiter
4 жыл бұрын
breer it was in a video about how he was saying he didn't really know how to reply to someone telling him something like that. it went sorta like this; lady he's talking to: yeah my dog died last weekend.. it was really sad... james: yeah.. they do that-
@kenadiekinnard9110
3 жыл бұрын
@@vamppanic I think it's in the subway vid
@zaydenfisher643
3 жыл бұрын
its spelled arin
@bigdingus708
5 жыл бұрын
listening to this like its a podcast while writing a 5 page essay the day before it's due is self care
@vincefosterd
5 жыл бұрын
did you get it in on time?
@cyn0_
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah i was listening to this while revising for a chemistry test. Game grumps is really calming and therapeutic most of the time actually.
@oreo-postraphe
5 жыл бұрын
Yo, did you meet the deadline?
@gabekb5839
5 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@christianguest63
5 жыл бұрын
@@LiminalMashups yuh I'm out here tryna sleep with this magic
@wearygregory9827
5 жыл бұрын
"There was this girl, so hot, she was like eight." -Arin Hanson
@rgbymnky
5 жыл бұрын
David PlusUltra ‘The eight year old ones are the best’-Dan
@theresnomich5954
5 жыл бұрын
*Law and Order*
@vlackrock
5 жыл бұрын
Why don't you take a sit.?
@wowdogememe1541
5 жыл бұрын
r/nocontext
@wearygregory9827
5 жыл бұрын
@@wowdogememe1541 huh?
@mariceuh
4 жыл бұрын
35:14 ok but just imagine baby dan on the floor staring at a fruit fly it's the purest thing omf
@StirrCrazy90
3 жыл бұрын
Eyes wide and full of wonder.
@Crim-uw1fy
3 жыл бұрын
*SMUSH* _“HI DAN!”_
@jaxsterminator8634
2 жыл бұрын
@@Crim-uw1fy (tears up)
@theycallmeklee
2 жыл бұрын
@@Crim-uw1fy MURDERERRRRRRR
@bxjsiaoakznsncjsiaosm5648
4 жыл бұрын
What my family says to not cuss in front of me Mom: “shhhhhhhugar!” Dad: “Sheit” Brother: “Fudge!” Papa: “shhhhhhhhhhhht!” Nana: “WeLl FiDdLeStIcKs!”
@CoRLex-jh5vx
3 жыл бұрын
My gran's partner was a big football fan and I'm pretty sure he used to call the opposing teams cunts, which he would cover up by saying camels, so for many years I thought camel was the most agregious insult imaginable
@grubber
3 жыл бұрын
Wow your dad and papa sound awesome
@alanivar2752
2 жыл бұрын
drunk uncle at thanksgiving: *deep inhale* 'ni- [sorry for the interruption, we are experiencing technical difficulties]
@ZeldaAndIkeLove
5 жыл бұрын
What's amazing is when I saw NSP in concert at their MD show Dan took a moment to tell us his parents were in the audience and we all started chanting Avi over and over, then Dan said to chant for his mom Debbie so we did and it was magical. I like to remind myself I was in the same room at Dan and his parents and that life is ok
@phantasagore6012
5 жыл бұрын
Aw, I was there too :) I met his Mom after the show briefly not realizing who she was at first, but she was so happy and beaming with pride. It was the sweetest most adorable thing. It's been a while since I've enjoyed being somewhere that much despite the fact that it was so packed
@royalkaibaby
5 жыл бұрын
Blessed
@nei_chan8201
5 жыл бұрын
Aw that sounds awesome! I wish I was there because I lived right by the concert area but I didn’t buy tickets before they were sold out
@blastketchup4953
5 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome, wish I went but I live fricken far😞
@drudle
5 жыл бұрын
This exact thing happened at their NYC concert, too! Avi was sitting in the balcony above mine so I never got to see him. ;[
@fartsharter
5 жыл бұрын
sometimes dan’s “avi voice” sounds like dr. doofenschmirtz
@antonymilne1346
4 жыл бұрын
A Jewy Doofenschirtz, a Jewfenschirtz if you will.
@LimeVelvetLoveSeat
4 жыл бұрын
@@antonymilne1346 you sir have been declared funny untill I find the next comment that's funnier
@loserlizard2750
4 жыл бұрын
ehhh... Perry
@rivaldealer__
3 жыл бұрын
It sounds like Borat
@eyelesstrooper
3 жыл бұрын
nice homestuck pfp
@airex12
Жыл бұрын
Looking for a specific moment? I got you! 0:00 Arin's parents ask him about roaches / adults are asshole kids that got bigger 3:02 Arin's dad finds the game on the street / Dan's dad runs into the highway to return a hat 4:38 Sex misconceptions / Where do you pee? 6:06 Hanukah / Pretending to know Hebrew 7:42 Au Pairs / Throwing your body / Crushes 12:08 Dan swims in toxic waste 13:15 Arin's Florida home / Where you feel at home 16:47 Dan cant sleep when he discovers Nintendo exists 17:40 Arin jerks off 4 feet from a friends face 26:19 Arin steps on his dog in New Hampshire 27:30 "I don't think Dan is gonna be an athlete" / Arin caught watching lesbian porn / Dan's car "the talk" with Avi 31:30 "Are you cool?" 32:36 Nine Inch Nails / Avi's self-censoring / Laundry basketball hoop 35:02 Avi steps on a fly / "Hi Dan!" 36:08 Dan steals chapstick / "Stick on the fridge I guess..." 38:15 Dan has a heatstroke at Hershey Park 40:38 "Yeah, get the kid's outta here!" / Ice cream guy refuses Canadian quarter / Drowning standing up 44:22 Dan's Bar Mitzfah in Israel / Joey Fat One 49:16 Rascal Flatts scratched CD / "Gimme gimme gimme gimme" 50:35 "My butt's bleeding!" 52:05 Dan's goldfish funeral 54:13 Figuring out how to jack off 57:56 Dan dug the Qumran Caves / Bronies 1:01:43 "Gay is when you like to kiss boys" 1:03:58 Get off your knees you're blowing the game! / Dan punches sister 1:06:54 Dirty Dancing Soundtrack 1:08:11 Making up games 1:11:21 Nate throws up Cheerios 1:12:38 Arin steals Waverace 64 / Pokemon trading scam 1:16:20 Arin does broomstick moves for martial arts instructor 1:20:00 Ross finds porn on the street 1:21:13 Jon' catches Leprechauns 1:24:45 Dan tries to catch the moon 1:25:45 Arin's Paintchat "girlfriend" / Jon gets dumped in a day 1:28:08 Jacob Anderson's N64 gets stolen 1:29:57 More first JO stories 1:31:33 Chuck E Cheese squanders Arin's Skeeball 1:33:00 Numi numi 1:34:23 Dan breaks the snowblower 1:37:24 Dan calls his parents by their first names 1:38:34 "I wanted to stay in my room!" 1:41:33 Doing Kamehamehas towards the sky 1:44:35 Arin barfs into his mom's hands 1:45:47 Dan's adventures with his uncle in the middle of nowhere 1:52:56 Arin goes to an acropolis
@avicdear6529
Жыл бұрын
You rule
@sofiaelise1811
11 ай бұрын
From the bottom of my heart, Thank you ❤
@eddiemunson4621
7 ай бұрын
OMFG THANK YOUU
@HiHello-me2yz
5 ай бұрын
You are amazing! ❤
@dylanchristman978
4 жыл бұрын
"Florida sucks!" -arin I live here and I can guarantee 100% that that is the truth
@misterwuss5456
4 жыл бұрын
But everyone is crazy there so at least you have some comedy there
@otter5pain310
4 жыл бұрын
I beg to differ I'm from Texas
@WorldWalker128
4 жыл бұрын
How do you guys have any forests left at all by this point with all the fires you get every year???
@Dasquapy
4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm this
@STEAK-bf3lm
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit your profile picture gave me so much nostalgia
@beliandraMinecraft
5 жыл бұрын
The year is 2038. Leigh Daniel Avidan uses the technological advancements of Brian Wecht to travel back in time thousands and thousands of years to dig an expansive cave system. He then travels forward to tell his 3.5 year old self of his accomplishment.
@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659
5 жыл бұрын
This is so *GOD DAMMED PRECIOUS*
@rocaydran
5 жыл бұрын
Leigh*
@beliandraMinecraft
5 жыл бұрын
@@rocaydran big mcthankies from mcspankies
@rocaydran
5 жыл бұрын
@@beliandraMinecraft :)
@Plague_Gurl049
5 жыл бұрын
The wikipedia got closed due to vandalism, lol just waiting for new year so we can re edit it >:)
@AnyHeroBlake
5 жыл бұрын
As a kid, I always thought the Kamehameha never worked because I couldn't scream loud enough or long enough. Yes I graduated.
@irkenpony17
4 жыл бұрын
Congrats. :0
@yesyes4964
4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing... I dropped out after I failed to graduate
@ninjabluefyre3815
4 жыл бұрын
What's your power level?
@lordrathut
4 жыл бұрын
@@ninjabluefyre3815 At least over 0
@wadervision5826
4 жыл бұрын
Once I tried rasengan I wasted a week of my life to try rasengan like u know the water balloon thing I tried that
@jakebello7988
4 жыл бұрын
*AT AGE 6 I WAS BORN WITHOUT A FACE*
@AtlasBlizzard
9 ай бұрын
I still love how accurate Dan's impression of his dad is. The first time I heard his voice on the show, it blew my mind.
@TheGrayMysterious
5 жыл бұрын
The best part about the "jizzed in my friend's bed" story is the stilted chip tune version of _In the Hall of the Mountain King_ that plays for *ten minutes* in the BG
@GrounderSez
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@wonkydingo6388
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@williammartin9612
2 жыл бұрын
yes
@threebee7842
2 жыл бұрын
yes
@The_Jolly_Jackass
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@manic8213
5 жыл бұрын
Dan's fish story is better than mine lol my goldfish was huge when it died and my mom was like "don't worry we'll give him a proper burial" and flushed him down the toilet and the stupid thing got STUCK, so there I was , tears in my eyes, watching as my mother plunged my dead fish out of the toilet
@yuki_fluffbutt2238
4 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did. Sorry
@catastrophicfailure6698
4 жыл бұрын
Well fuck man dont put a dead animal where you drink
@joshhunt1724
4 жыл бұрын
R/cursedcomments
@ItsRubyGD
4 жыл бұрын
everyday we stray further from god
@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
4 жыл бұрын
Manic 🏳️🌈LOLOLOLOLOL
@FatalHog
4 жыл бұрын
"i have a good kid" *kid grows up to be a pothead for a period of time* "yeahhhh"
@inaminute1826
4 жыл бұрын
Are u implying pot is bad doe
@mageofdoomsie1598
4 жыл бұрын
Hollow Guy I believe it’s only bad when you have a complete addiction and can’t function at all without it.
@inaminute1826
4 жыл бұрын
@@mageofdoomsie1598 ah well I agree with u on that. Too much of anything is horrible. Unless its ur mum owo lolololololol
@mageofdoomsie1598
4 жыл бұрын
@@inaminute1826 don't you fucking owo me lolol
@whoopzreal
4 жыл бұрын
i think you mean "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
@vr1skaserket
5 жыл бұрын
For some reason, no content is more cathartic than compilations of Dan and Arin telling stories. They really set my heart at ease!
@ashtonkimball5243
5 жыл бұрын
34:43 "'Night boys, see you tomorrow..." Clunking "DAMMIT!"
@irkenpony17
4 жыл бұрын
xD
@Jaybru
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment
@FinesserX_Triniidadii
4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS EXACT MOMENT!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
@CartoonKidOLLY
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Red.musical
5 жыл бұрын
Arin is a very open person
@kiwibagels4123
5 жыл бұрын
Very
@racccongenocide
5 жыл бұрын
*I'm not forgetting that story*
@frogman9721
5 жыл бұрын
Sacrificing privacy for comedy
@pistolpete8376
5 жыл бұрын
@RectalDiscourse beautiful
@IshikawaGoemon
5 жыл бұрын
@RectalDiscourse or the one.
@MoonPatch
4 жыл бұрын
Dan speaking Hebrew sounds strange to me, because he DOESN'T sound weird and awkward. I'm so used to English speakers sounding like they're unfamiliar with the concept of vowels when they try to speak Hebrew that having one sound totally normal throws me off.
@Goldie_Hawn_Solo
3 жыл бұрын
Your name from right to left is "Ffulf yffulf".
@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
3 жыл бұрын
@@Goldie_Hawn_Solo And his name with the letters rearranged is Lufffy Fulff
@Lunar_Atronach
Жыл бұрын
Your name transformed into one word is yuffffffull
@swordoflands9166
Жыл бұрын
Your name with no letters is
@dip_doop
Жыл бұрын
danny has said before that he spoke hebrew as a kid
@Freechill74
4 жыл бұрын
34:49 I now can only imagine Arin's dad is Kelso from That 70's show.
@merrillbeebe3057
3 жыл бұрын
YES
@lukaslukas8083
3 жыл бұрын
OW! My eye
@skellieswag3750
2 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@missanthropist5806
5 жыл бұрын
At age 6 I was born without a face.
@juicecoil6400
5 жыл бұрын
Misery Go Round really 9
@InconceivableOne
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen your profile pic and it’s fucked up
@heavybutternug5709
5 жыл бұрын
Indulge us, please
@missanthropist5806
5 жыл бұрын
@@InconceivableOne :D
@heavybutternug5709
5 жыл бұрын
Misery Go Round What's it from?
@somepotato7686
5 жыл бұрын
I want an NSP song about how 4 year old Danny Sexbang made the Qumram Caves so much
@DerDrBach
5 жыл бұрын
🎶Here's a fact you haven't heard before Dan made Qumram caves when he was just 4🎶
@riddle9941
3 жыл бұрын
I legitimately cried over Dan's experience with going to Israel and singing during his Bar Mitzvah, like having someone in your family be so proud of you is something I wish I could experience, and it was just a really wholesome thing to hear
@michaellathrop4039
4 жыл бұрын
I remember when one of the Star Wars came out, my friend goes “dude I hears carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford has sex!” And I go “what’s that” And he goes “it’s when you’re making out in the bathroom with the doors locked” And he wasn’t joking we were in like 4th grade
@PianoViolinGuitar
4 жыл бұрын
michaelmore 999 when my cousin was like 8 he saw his parents kiss on a sidewalk path at our family reunion and he ran into the cabin next to it where all the kids were and said “MY PARENTS ARE HAVING SEX ON THE SIDEWALK”
@justaperson5677
4 жыл бұрын
Both of your stories give me life 😂
@prnklinfierc
4 жыл бұрын
How do you not know what sex is in 4th grade lol?
@justaperson5677
4 жыл бұрын
@@prnklinfierc You underestimate the power of being an extremely sheltered child-
@kingofmeatballs763
4 жыл бұрын
*Wanos is my keyboard*
@hunterdavis9941
5 жыл бұрын
"ELLO SUE! do you like... bread?"
@thetetons744
5 жыл бұрын
@DrKlRd Uh huh uh huh uh huh
@AvieQuaverie
5 жыл бұрын
It's like they predicted the entirety of r/tinder.
@bloodproxy
5 жыл бұрын
OOI HOW DO U FANCY UR BREAD
@gamefreakforlife
5 жыл бұрын
I love that Dan is into Izzard. Love his stuff as well.
@karyncanup4311
5 жыл бұрын
@DrKlRd thanks, I got it from JCPenney
@brettlaughlin3512
5 жыл бұрын
"Ha ha. This is a bread I have yet to taste" -8 year old Dan
@THEREALBLU13
4 жыл бұрын
Dan: (jokingly) I’ve got all my stuff in the kitchen Arin: (nervously) no he did
@bxjsiaoakznsncjsiaosm5648
4 жыл бұрын
“It’s just Jews and Chinese people there.” And one Caucasian girl cuz she has no friends or family to see on Christmas :’)
@Short_Potato
3 жыл бұрын
@@goshagrandchild6500 But interesting.
@clottedscream
5 жыл бұрын
I love the way Dan says stuff like “Farrest” instead of Forrest
@pinkiegoof
4 жыл бұрын
Clotted Scream “Flarida”
@micahpaulsen3940
4 жыл бұрын
Hahrror
@Pikachu_on_percs
4 жыл бұрын
Clotted Scream its because people back east always have that little accent. My grandpa says things like "arange" instead of orange and hes also from new jersey
@clottedscream
4 жыл бұрын
Brendan Patterson i know!!! I love it so much!!! Like how my mom from Texas says ayggs instead of eggs 💖🌸🌸🌸
@zovieb6299
4 жыл бұрын
Flahrida, fahrest, (etc...)
@thedogandpiplup1660
5 жыл бұрын
"The eight year old equivalent is the hottest equivalent ever..." -Daniel Avidaniel
@isaiahsimmons5776
5 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP
@yayeet9274
5 жыл бұрын
When I was 8, I watched Minecraft porn. Now I'm contemplating my life choices.
@grindhouseradio1418
5 жыл бұрын
ya yeet And now you're nine
@madcap3450
5 жыл бұрын
9 and a half!
@koji2975
5 жыл бұрын
@@madcap3450 almost ten!
@erikarodriguez150k
3 жыл бұрын
As a person who was denied a childhood, it's really nice and comforting to hear these childhood stories, almost like them painting a picture for me on what it must have been like
@bee8975
2 жыл бұрын
@Nekochan456
4 жыл бұрын
Arin: I pointed towards the sky so if I fired the Kamehameha i wouldn't hurt anyone. Also Arin: Look at MY copy of WaveRace....
@antonymilne1346
4 жыл бұрын
He'll steal all your shit but he won't hurt a soul
@dcard228
5 жыл бұрын
"it gets you closer to god to feel pain right?" "who told you that?" "trent reznor"
@shiningarmor2838
4 жыл бұрын
Trent Resin Or, you mean.
@RobotInSpace
4 жыл бұрын
Trench Raisin
@alZiiHardstylez
4 жыл бұрын
@@shiningarmor2838 I will forever remember Trent Reznor as Trent Resin from that stupid Mark Zuckerberg thing.
@peachy1392
5 жыл бұрын
the story about dan trying to grab the moon made me cry its so cute
@peachy1392
5 жыл бұрын
until it got demonic and stuff i guess
@irkenpony17
5 жыл бұрын
peachy - pfff
@cadigocorart2490
5 жыл бұрын
AND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOONAND YOU TAKE THE MOON
@captainbirch9835
4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@Nobody-707
4 жыл бұрын
@@cadigocorart2490 In the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house, in the middle of our house, our house
@Evelyn_onfire
4 жыл бұрын
if anyone comes up to you and says “I fancy you” in a British accent, marry them edit: this was a joke
@LilMizRandom09
4 жыл бұрын
The kind of people who say that usually aren't the people you want, unless your into low class middle age druggies. From what I've viewed here anyway.
@calamityganon4224
4 жыл бұрын
@h y'all gotta watch Eddie izzard talk about it, his comedy is unparalleled
@Link-pe3tt
4 жыл бұрын
Or you’re in a Jane Austen novel
@BronwenMcLaren
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who's spent any real time in England knows this is terrible advice.
@supermacman
3 жыл бұрын
You ruined the joke by saying it was a joke
@bassbone2473
4 жыл бұрын
The voice Dan has for his dad is giving me life
@lavendermoonart7036
5 жыл бұрын
I need to see a picture of Danny with blue hair and or dreadlocks oh my god
@irkenpony17
4 жыл бұрын
*-imagining the image-* *maybe not* ...
@ungratefulape9121
3 жыл бұрын
@@irkenpony17 lol
@magicmac6184
5 жыл бұрын
Video Dad story’s: 50% Jewish story’s: 25% School story’s: 24% Everything else: 1%
@koji2975
5 жыл бұрын
Stories**
@_Phantasm
5 жыл бұрын
The video is just stories with "stories" in the title
@sparrw9598
5 жыл бұрын
what about the penis stories-
@biddleeewho4181
4 жыл бұрын
JO stories
@trevanator8405
4 жыл бұрын
JO stories (Arin) 50%
@westonblock7097
4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Dan gets the feeling of home from Oregon! I live a 20ish minute drive from Portland and man is Oregon pretty great Best places are the suburb areas around Portland (Hillsboro, Tigard, Sherwood, etc) and the coast!!
@edithmae6030
4 жыл бұрын
Home grown Oregonian here. From Portland originally and now on the coAst. It’s spectacular here. No place like it
@James-ce6dc
4 жыл бұрын
i want that on my gravestone "WHO PUT ALL THESE TEARS ON MY PILLOW??" 1:25:43 sorry i need it
@smart37230
5 жыл бұрын
People who put the episodes and time stamps in the description are definitely going to heaven
@yurid4286
5 жыл бұрын
1:13: 34
@2dtrash19
5 жыл бұрын
1:34:01 Genuinely helps me sleep. God bless you, Dan.
@slidnut4525
4 жыл бұрын
ZWS Pictures MIYAYAHEEEE MIYAYAHHOO MIYAHAHAHA
@kashinimeyo
3 жыл бұрын
Dan making his paternal grandpa proud was so heartwarming.
@abalonewaters9759
3 жыл бұрын
Dan's dad literally running into traffic to get his hat back is the sweetest MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD
@Kickback2108
5 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of lore being dropped in this mega-cut..
@PacManPrince4
5 жыл бұрын
l o r e
@kojibert
5 жыл бұрын
v o r e
@gallus8960
5 жыл бұрын
Y O R E
@miltongam5870
5 жыл бұрын
*o o r e*
@DynoPoV
5 жыл бұрын
Yolk
@thelastwindwaker7948
5 жыл бұрын
I was thrown off by hearing Jon's voice. Most compilation videos don't have Jon era stuff in them.
@core_file374
5 жыл бұрын
That's usually because there's not much to work with because it was just one year. Or just lack of material. Whatever seems more likely.
@windwaker4485
5 жыл бұрын
@The Last Wind Waker, I like your name
@LooneyClipse
5 жыл бұрын
It says Game Grumps compilation, not Game Grumps Arin and Dan compilation.
@fluffynoses
5 жыл бұрын
I would like to see Jon do an episode with Dan
@lotaryguy12
5 жыл бұрын
I was thrown off by googling "Dan's thumbs". And I would suggest it to anyone.
@ashermonroy8745
4 жыл бұрын
40:36 THERE'S A PARTY OVER HERE!!! THERE'S A PARTY OVER THERE!!!
@Streken7
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty weak bud.
@blackfemalev1nce582
3 жыл бұрын
GETTING THE PARTY GOING GETTING THE PARTY GO- you suck GETTING THE PARTY GOING
@raishea2460
3 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I came back home after being away for so long. Even though everyone said I’d get this homesick feeling, I never did. I never missed the run down condo, or the shitty neighbors who never cleaned up after their dog. I really only missed my mom and that one tree. It was evergreen and I would sit all the way at the top for hours no matter what kind of weather it was. And I’ll never forget the feeling when I pulled into the parking lot and it was gone. It’s been 2 years and sometimes I still cry. My childhood, my safe spot, it was just gone. I don’t know why this video made me feel so sentimental.
@michaelwatkins7809
5 жыл бұрын
One of my earliest memories with my dad is him teaching me to flip off my neighbors
@heavymetalmusichead4969
5 жыл бұрын
As in... Jim Nabors?
@MokuTom
5 жыл бұрын
shoulda taught you how to spell first probably..
@bastardbunny666
5 жыл бұрын
*n a b o r s*
@michaelwatkins7809
5 жыл бұрын
Dude i suck ass at spelling my 2 grade teacher was a bitch
@WorldWalker128
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, family traditions....
@carto4028
5 жыл бұрын
When I was a very young child I was watching cops with my grandma. She wasn’t supposed to be showing me it but I didn’t know that. In the episode they talked about “smoking roaches” because my parents could not tell me what it really meant I had to live thinking people from the hood picked up dead roaches, hollowed them out and smoke them. I avoided those with city accents because I thought they smoked roaches and I just couldn’t like people like that.
@BrokeBot
5 жыл бұрын
Carto 40 when I was in elementary school the kids would probably do that if they had a lighter and a couple of bugs 😂
@vortexastar193
5 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT!!! 😂😂😂
@Rainbowboy561
4 жыл бұрын
17:38 The music in the background is perfect
@elliejelly8815
3 жыл бұрын
The part where dan was like, I haven’t been read a story in 25 years. Meanwhile I did a dramatic reading the lusty argonian maid for my roommate the other night and he just didn’t appreciate the artistry and effort Into the voices and all that, very sad
@sunhatgrooves3868
5 жыл бұрын
I've lived in Oregon all my life, and Dan's little quip about Oregon giving him that feeling of home really hit me. It had an effect on me, and honestly restored my love and appreciation for Oregon which had been dwindling lately. You'll probably never see this, Dan, but you made me feel at home again. You're always back anytime you feel homesick.
@goofynoodle1627
5 жыл бұрын
I also live in Oregon
@cadencerobot
5 жыл бұрын
Dude same, oregon time
@roachdoggjr3356
5 жыл бұрын
Sunhat Grooves Same for me honestly. My parents moved from Cali to Oregon when I was 2, and whenever I go back down to SanJose I always wish we never fuckibg moved. But god I still love Oregon.
@TimidIzzy
5 жыл бұрын
I live in very southern Washington and am maybe half an hour from Portland, where the company Dan was talking about is located. And honestly I completely understand what he was saying about feeling at home. I'm very comfortable in that area because it's still so near my home but it feels far enough away that I don't need to feel shy or embarrassed in public from fear of seeing someone I know. I'm definitely more comfortable and at home in Oregon than in my own town.
@bangchansbabygay4447
5 жыл бұрын
Sunhat Grooves yeah here in oregon is really nice
@wespapes2054
5 жыл бұрын
This is the reason I love this show. Stories about life from two funny dudes.
@nihilisticpancakeface6553
5 жыл бұрын
stories from a couple of cards
@fazexxxtentacion3731
5 жыл бұрын
Wes Papes crazy thing is dan and Arin been through so much to get where they’re at now.
@juliacortez5516
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@kayliejohnson3018
5 жыл бұрын
:)
@mackenzie_ish
5 жыл бұрын
just guys being dudes!
@mcchonkers254
3 жыл бұрын
Every time Dan's dad does the eeeehhhhhh thing, I'm just imagining a heart monitor flatlining
@crystalmccoy1614
4 жыл бұрын
Whenever my brother was younger he would throw up every single time he ate spaghettios, at one point he was in bed and threw them up in his sock and just slept again, he hasn’t had them in years
@slapstickcomedy2.061
5 жыл бұрын
49:35 I love how Dan tells the story of the song he had looping and his dad getting a bit ticked.
@marcilenerose7488
3 жыл бұрын
A gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme e
@iantunes3689
2 жыл бұрын
Friend: dude you want some pizza? Me: GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
@StardustGalaxy129
Жыл бұрын
"DAN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!"
@user-jx6vm8xt3c
5 жыл бұрын
this is such a comforting video for a lonely night. :)
@Walrusman_180
4 жыл бұрын
You’re dang right they are
@HomersIlliad
4 жыл бұрын
They're still as good for nights of self-isolation.
@moshoswirls5863
4 жыл бұрын
it feels like they’re telling me this story. even paused it a couple times and told my own
@gigibeal
3 жыл бұрын
True true lol
@calamitychris
3 жыл бұрын
it's the absolute best :)
@larkandmallow
4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t watched the grumps in a long time and I forgot how domestic and homey their conversations feel. It feels so soft and friendly and it’s clear they care about each other so much.
@lordfoogthe2st267
3 жыл бұрын
The fuckin first one: "arin......what's a roach?"
@dancantstand1612
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe the reason Dan doesn't have actively working sweat glands is because the swim he took in the chemical dump
@robbieboydudeguy
2 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT
@wobblesama6014
5 жыл бұрын
Ross: I picked them out with ice. Arin, Suzi, Holly:that's so cute! Ross: Yeah I did it naked
@BulkBrogan.
4 жыл бұрын
Something about Mario games puts anybody and everybody in a nostalgic mood
@thewindyredpanda5715
4 жыл бұрын
Dan Swam in Toxic waste. Special Power: Cuteness and Immortality.
@moshoswirls5863
4 жыл бұрын
and faulty sweat glands
@FentomOfTheOpera
5 жыл бұрын
I did leprechaun traps in pre-school and the teacher always made an excuse as to why the leprechaun never came
@MadDogEddie
4 жыл бұрын
Sorry, Michael, but your leprechaun trap was shit.
@skarlettsapphire4065
3 жыл бұрын
Well Timmy, since you put fucking Twislers in the trap, the leprechaun didn't show up for you.
@micahchambers5096
3 жыл бұрын
I REMEMBER THIS!! Thank you for gifting me with a long lost kindergarten memory
@nathandickerson2278
3 жыл бұрын
Oh god. I remember those. I made it in like... First grade. But the day that the leprechauns were supposed to show up, my parents took me out of school to celebrate my birthday. I don't think anything happened with my trap, though.
@W.H.V.
3 жыл бұрын
I understand why it would be hard to tell a room full of kids that leprechauns are endangered because of urbanization.
@GoyBenius_0901
5 жыл бұрын
"The 8 year old equivalent is the hottest equivalent" DAN NO!
@stolen_sweetroll7545
4 жыл бұрын
Pedo bear
@magicsasafras3414
4 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAaAA
@danelangnes6983
4 жыл бұрын
* knock knock * Hello, we're from the FBI, have you seen a tall Jewish guy with wack ass thumbs?
@Frostyman452
4 жыл бұрын
Dane Langnes and he also doesn’t have working sweat glands.
@danelangnes6983
4 жыл бұрын
@@Frostyman452 ah, yes, how could I forget
@genderlesstoast6633
3 жыл бұрын
Dan talking about his dad and how he risked his life to get his hat for him is precious and I love it
@benthebowtieguy4880
4 жыл бұрын
Dan's dad sounds like the best guy
@gene4438
5 жыл бұрын
Danny, all of your friend is here.
@zamtrios3731
5 жыл бұрын
He's still a virgin, and he will be for a while
@opalpersonal
5 жыл бұрын
Sad Hoshi?!
@zamtrios3731
5 жыл бұрын
@@opalpersonal no, Ninja Sex Party
@sonicnerd21
5 жыл бұрын
Sent birthday invites.
@rocaydran
5 жыл бұрын
His hair is wild
@nnytk2199
5 жыл бұрын
Man that really sums up Arin perfectly, Dan begins a very emotional and heartfelt story, a Jewish story, a story about his Bar Mitzvah, and the first word out of Arins mouth is Jesus
@dungeonsynthh
4 жыл бұрын
when you realize dan and his dad's name together make his last name... avi + dan = avidan
@jackg.2092
2 жыл бұрын
I mean yeah that's intentional
@izzla8837
3 жыл бұрын
44:33 When Arin said he would read Dan a story my heart just explodes with wholesomeness
@johnlittrell1287
5 жыл бұрын
In my Introduction to Sacred Scripture class, the teacher asked us what Jewish boys had to do for the rite of passage. I was the only one who knew and I answered confidently, she asked if I learned that from previous schooling, I just nodded my head and said yes, but I just remembered Dan’s story.
@LyricaSilvan
5 жыл бұрын
I honestly really love the fact that the Grumps spend their time while recording just...bantering about their lives and stuff they've done or been through. Like they talk about games, too, but they also just talk. It's like they're not even recording; they're just hanging out playing games together and chatting, and we're there with them listening to their conversations.
@gunk6406
4 жыл бұрын
I know this is an old compilation and it's an old clip but arin " *marijuana cigarette?* "
@davidreinhard6037
4 жыл бұрын
"The eight year old equivalent is the hottest equivalent ever." - Dan Avidan Also: "I'm a horrible racist" -Dan Avidan
@mokat
2 жыл бұрын
wait when was that?
@ParagonPKC
5 жыл бұрын
Man I remember now why I used to love them so much, they were still getting to know each other for the longest time, they shared so many stories and it was so genuine and eager. It's different now and that's not bad, they've grown alot in terms of mental health and doing their thing, but now I know why the Jontron-early-mid Dan era is my absolute favorite. Now they know each other so well they kinda just play the game now. It never used to be a let's play, they'd play up these stories a little and the delivery was geared towards each other, which made it great.
@gavinstoudt1000
5 жыл бұрын
29:10 I forgot that Ganondorf was a huge fan of the nazis. Let’s talk about that map in the top left
@Dave-no1mz
4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone else saw it
@Xarazel
4 жыл бұрын
wtf i love Ganondorf now
@elecman6418
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I just noticed the map
@gavinstoudt1000
4 жыл бұрын
I said this 5 months ago and people still see it
@Ergoperidot
4 жыл бұрын
That's the good swastika, not the bad one. The nazi one points to the right and is tilted.
@misterwuss5456
4 жыл бұрын
My dad always called me Monster growing up because of how loudly I snored while I slept. I snore even louder now and he still calls me monster
@pecklespeckle1
5 жыл бұрын
When I was little, my mom watched this show called NCIS, and I really liked this one character. She worked in a lab, and had black hair with twin tails. And oh my god. Young me loved her. This one woman who I barely did and still don't know the name of inspired years of drawing girls with twin tails. So many girls in white lab coats. And that was my first female crush, when I was no older than five.
@bee-hi3rc
5 жыл бұрын
Peckle Speckle abby sciuto is her name :)
@pecklespeckle1
4 жыл бұрын
@@bee-hi3rc Finally, the name of the first crush I had. Thank you so much
@Pillowcars
3 жыл бұрын
@@goshagrandchild6500 obama
@oldgoblin7312
5 жыл бұрын
So danny swam in a chem lake... that would explain the hair with the mind of its own.. literally
@YaMamasAss
5 жыл бұрын
Or his non-functioning sweat glands lol
@TheLugiaSong
5 жыл бұрын
Or his strange thumbs...
@Josh-mr2el
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheLugiaSong they were there before he went swimming there
@oreo-postraphe
5 жыл бұрын
*monster noises* Bagels
@TheLugiaSong
5 жыл бұрын
@@Josh-mr2el I know, I was joking lol
@KokoSagaGamez
5 жыл бұрын
"I DON'T CARE! I WANTED TO STAY IN MY ROOM!" Cracked me up real good, still giggling XD
@4sterTV
4 жыл бұрын
literally my first episode ever watching these guys lmaooooo
@davidpopolizio3781
4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the grumpiness. I recomend the dead rising 1 playthrough
@squibo4039
4 жыл бұрын
I dressed up as sonic for Halloween one time, and this one guy was like “is that a dragon?”
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