This feels like when you’re playing a game as a child and you give yourself a lightsaber and someone else gives themselves a sword that can cut through lightsabers.
@Splinter-ge9pf
Жыл бұрын
"I have power infinity" "Well I have power infinity plus one"
@lennartstockl5826
Жыл бұрын
Technically speaking, considering a lightsaber is most definetely a sort of plasma. any solid matereal able to withstand the heat for more than a moment should go through unhindered and cut the person behind.
@gerald2508
Жыл бұрын
@@lennartstockl5826 Force fields
@IdiotN4
Жыл бұрын
@@gerald2508 Then you just need to cut through the force fields too.
@breadcat0469
Жыл бұрын
Playing tag: 'tag!' 'I was in time out' 'time outs are banned' 'I quit' 5 mins later 'Im playing again'
@xmorphias6888
Жыл бұрын
carl’s family just being the sinnoh elite 4 is great, good on you game master
@Tyranitar.
Жыл бұрын
i was trying to remember which region it was, thanks for reminding me
@Zevox144
Жыл бұрын
Seeing as that means he got to marry Cynthia, *IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME*
@ChrstnaB
Жыл бұрын
@@Zevox144 Wait hold on it's his wife... Sooo... Wait a second... 🤨
@whyiwakeup6460
Жыл бұрын
@@ChrstnaB ‘34 of them
@ArunaUtd
Жыл бұрын
I feel deeply ashamed I didn't clock that until this comment. Off to the velociraptor pit with me.
@mistermiles3271
Жыл бұрын
I like how the contestants started buying Noah and the line borders on the shop. They understood the assignment
@Rurtanar
Жыл бұрын
Surely you mean the Shoup. Which they also bought.
@Bennyboi789
Жыл бұрын
@Rurtanar And sold for 10^50
@shizune_
Жыл бұрын
@@Bennyboi789 of which they used 49 of them and ended up with $10
@YashagoroPlaysGames
Жыл бұрын
This truly is a game of skill watching Noah kill it in slideshow for 22 minutes straight
@TotalTimoTime
Жыл бұрын
I like how these slowly devolve into the worst pen and paper rpg possible: „Can we rob the bank with the velociraptors and a tank?“
@lordfelidae4505
Жыл бұрын
Best, you mean.
@Murknium
Жыл бұрын
i swear thoses security guards are the 3 Big guys from JoJo Part 2, poor tank tho-
@mandowarrior123
Жыл бұрын
The worst RPGs aren't fun.
@somepvpguy69
Жыл бұрын
@@Murkniumthe pillar men?
@Murknium
Жыл бұрын
@@somepvpguy69 *pillars_mens_theme.mp3*
@tobipickle
Жыл бұрын
I love that a certain point they stop caring about rolls and start just saying where they want to land
@tobipickle
Жыл бұрын
also i loved that the ring served NO purpose and carl basically died for nothing
@ayoutubecommenter7494
Жыл бұрын
This is a game of skill afterall
@MrMiddleWick
Жыл бұрын
@@tobipickleeveryone thought it was tempting them with its power meanwhile it was just a suicide prevention accessory
@massgunner4152
27 күн бұрын
@@tobipickleheh, just like the one ring.
@chickenboat1570
Жыл бұрын
What's funny to me is that Thoralf could have literally just said "go to slide 17" at 13:06 and would've won instantly
@spycrab5461
Жыл бұрын
imagine xDDD
@Weatherbg11
Жыл бұрын
"I would like to go to slide 17" "Congratulations you win" [Everyone else] "wtf"
@MatthewMorris6148
Жыл бұрын
He also could've just said 16 or 18 and had someone else win too.
@klyxes
Жыл бұрын
Where did it say that wins?
@ABlueOrb
Жыл бұрын
@@klyxes it just works.
@drunkfarmer5106
Жыл бұрын
I love how he asked the mindless man-eating velociraptor for a job, and then it gave him a job lmfao.
@richardpike8748
Жыл бұрын
nat 20 be like that actually it was just a 50/50 but with Noah, it doesn't really matter
@DoABarrelRol1l
Жыл бұрын
He heeded his grandparent's advice and just walked in and asked for a job. It really is that easy.
@drunkfarmer5106
Жыл бұрын
@@DoABarrelRol1l I wish it were that easy when I ask for a job. Where is my velociraptor to employ me?
@DoABarrelRol1l
Жыл бұрын
@@drunkfarmer5106 You just have to put down the boba tea and avocado toast and read a book
@drunkfarmer5106
Жыл бұрын
@@DoABarrelRol1l Guess it's just the Boba Tea because I'm not a fan of avocado.
@inquisitormalleus6435
Жыл бұрын
I like how the content has gone full circle and made it all the way back to being magic the gathering.
@collinbeal
Жыл бұрын
Carl was so brave and kind, giving Jamin his shield, taking the burden of the ring that tempted Thoralf, and sliding into the volcano.
@richardpike8748
Жыл бұрын
i like how even though he keeled over and died he was still in the game
@ephy9590
Жыл бұрын
Okay but now I really wanna see Noah DM a ttrpg campaign. "Roll a wisdom saving throw" made me laugh too hard.
@DoABarrelRol1l
Жыл бұрын
Yes skip the foreplay of Noah's games and just GM a ttrpg session at this point.
@karno6679
Жыл бұрын
Omg yes!
@brothertobias
Жыл бұрын
It's basically D&D, but all the D20 are replaced with coinflips and wheels.
@Horzinicla
10 ай бұрын
Whats a wisdom saving throw?
@spoilerguy7285
10 ай бұрын
@@Horziniclaobviously it saves your wisdom
@solivigant
Жыл бұрын
Love the rules. This should be a full TV show
@litlc
Жыл бұрын
what rules
@MrRedpanda2442
Жыл бұрын
@@litlc rule 1 this is a game of skill
@masonboone4307
Жыл бұрын
@@MrRedpanda2442 and creativity
@funnytastingmilk
Жыл бұрын
Imagine 2am on adult swim
@palecaptainwolfkayls8499
Жыл бұрын
That actually does sound like a good show (3 random participants per show are put into the same game, that changes depending on what they do)
@loafy2
Жыл бұрын
There is something so sinister about the phrase "Family: 5/5" at the very first scoreboard
@munkust
Жыл бұрын
noah is actually so good at slideshows lmao why does he know every keybind on slides
@FerunaLutelou
Жыл бұрын
Cuz his videos are just slideshows with a voice recording over it.
@ChaoticNeutralMatt
Жыл бұрын
@@FerunaLutelou I mean.. that would do it yeah. Works
@lelofahon
Жыл бұрын
@@FerunaLutelou what
@random1744
Жыл бұрын
@@FerunaLuteloui don't think they are- I'm pretty sure the voices are from a real time call that's going on as he does stuff in the slideshow. I assume he also has his screen shared so everyone can see and react
@jonahweiss2124
Жыл бұрын
@random1744 we know he does In the one with small anticipation and jreg they have a convo about a bunch of stuff that happens off camera(him adding board spaces) with the comment of something like, "so this is what we don't see" or something
@wolfVFV
Жыл бұрын
best quote: "i would like to become a vampire and bite jaiman" jaiman:" that sounds like 2 actions" fair enough
@endcreeb
Жыл бұрын
And then he remembered cleansing Ray because God knows why
@klanmasterio
Жыл бұрын
I mean the rules are the rules
@anacreon212
Жыл бұрын
I think its funny that it seems like he has all the images and clip art ready for any random thing the players may try to do.
@turtles10
Жыл бұрын
he doesn't have them all, you can hear him typing for some. but it is crazy how many he does have prepared
@T0NI_
Жыл бұрын
@@turtles10 I was shocked that he had both the vampire card and the cleansing ray card ready lmao
@emdivine
Жыл бұрын
@@T0NI_ I have my search engines set up so I can search magic cards directly in my address bar. so even if they aren't prepared, grabbing the card picture can be really fast if Noah has a similar setup
@macmac277
Жыл бұрын
The video is heavily cut. And most of those cuts is him searching for the images lol
@misao_pavel
Жыл бұрын
I love how Carl’s family is just the gen 4 Pokémon elite 4 and champion 😂
@PinkReaper1
Жыл бұрын
Carl is married to Cynthia, he won before the game even started.
@TsukiStuffs
Жыл бұрын
@@PinkReaper1>shitthia lol no he didnt
@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
Жыл бұрын
@@TsukiStuffs why am I not surprised that the critical role fan is being toxic for no reason
@TsukiStuffs
Жыл бұрын
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle i mean im hardly a fan ive watched em a little bit they're kinda neat
@TsukiStuffs
Жыл бұрын
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle also like >not liking a character = toxic >no argument so i check who the opposition is subscribed to and attempt to pull a gotcha classic shitthia coomers
@russellsheridan3957
Жыл бұрын
Good game format. Establishes that the rules are absurd so everything can be dynamic. Reminds me of role-playing fights back in the day and saying "you can't godmode".
@DoABarrelRol1l
Жыл бұрын
'i have a shield your lightsaber doesn't hurt me'
@leopardbunny
10 ай бұрын
What are you talking about? This is clearly a game of skill.
@dr0g_Oakblood
Жыл бұрын
16:43 - I love that because of how exponents work, that bomb cost 90% of his total cash.
@trickstertwister612
10 ай бұрын
This also means that when he bribed the guard with 10^48 of his 10^49 dollars he actually should have still had about 9.9 x 10^49 money left
@dymoster
7 ай бұрын
@@trickstertwister61210^49 = 10*10^48, so the bribe costed 10% of his wealth
@BillCiphersArtist
Жыл бұрын
The fact he just had the hat ready is funny to me
@magicmibo
Жыл бұрын
Yeaa i wonder how he knew, maybe he informed him beforehand to ask for a hat 😂
@tirnan14
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe you got the cardmarket people to participate in this, amazing content
@TheyCallMeDio
Жыл бұрын
They came back for seconds
@HurricaneGregor
Жыл бұрын
Noah's channel has skyrocketed and actually has more subscribers than Cardmarket now 😲
@Kira0vs0L
Жыл бұрын
This is the content I subscribe for. You took 3 MtG creators and had them play "nothing - the board game" and by the end they were 12yr Olds playing juvenile DnD. Truly art.
@ZeroDividesByYOU
Жыл бұрын
Noah's increasingly unhinged gameshow is very enthralling content, I'll have you know. Looking forward to the next one where the contestants design the game as it's played and Noah wins when it's finished
@dr.JackieBright
Жыл бұрын
That is a surprisingly good idea.
@christianrichter2014
Жыл бұрын
I‘d pprefer the gameshow becoming increasingly unfinity.
@leafeon4t
Жыл бұрын
I was incredulous at the lack of Vaporeon in the shop until I saw the bank. Good for Vaporeon!
@Asdayasman
10 ай бұрын
She's moving up! And down. And up. And down.
@matteorossi1172
Жыл бұрын
NO WAY noah becoming the most famous magic youtuber without even ever playing magic in his video
@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames
Жыл бұрын
I love how Carl never got a job again.
@julienbouchard4595
Жыл бұрын
I mean he did get a job from the velociraptor but then ...
@carloszarraga1990
Жыл бұрын
Jamin's strats were astronomical all game. He totally deserved the win. Carl's sacrifice was heartbreaking
@MechaWyvern707
Жыл бұрын
I love how it began as a semblance of a game but became complete chaos by the end
@gatorguard5931
Жыл бұрын
You know it's gonna be a wild time when three guys whose job it is to break metas get recruited
@richardpike8748
Жыл бұрын
they definitely tried asking some things differently than other contestants, it was fun to see it
@kamikeserpentail3778
Жыл бұрын
Rapidly approaching the point where you actually have to be a neurosurgeon in order to be considered middle class. Actually this game feels a lot like real life. You make choices, and whether they matter or not is up to interpretation.
@Dreadnote-pf7of
Жыл бұрын
I like how he invited mtg players to a game and it only had... like three mtg bits in it, with two of them being a final notes and third appearing for like a two seconds. Amazing content, can't wait for more!
@martinfossatti2626
Жыл бұрын
The design of the game is perfect, its nonsense from the start but not so off the rails that it instantly becomes chaos, loved it and will absolutely force friends to partake
@demonkingrouga
Жыл бұрын
This went from babys first board game to dnd real quick.
@aboredprophet8128
Жыл бұрын
Goes from 'Game of life' to 'Lord of the Rings Fanfic' to 'Woah Cleansing Ray decided the game?' real quick
@endruv_2287
Жыл бұрын
I like how the nature of goofy games is to always go back to Calvinball.
@xChickenXGuyx
Жыл бұрын
These were my favorite guests so far. Sad to see the entire raptor family absolutely decimated 😢
@connormcnear348
Жыл бұрын
I ended up making a board game like Noah’s to play as a drinking game with my friends and it was a complete success since 2 of them threw up before the game finished. They asked me to make another so thank you so much Noah!
@DoABarrelRol1l
Жыл бұрын
The CardMarket boys truly are able to roll with anyone. And they were complete naturals at this game
@ZombieSazza
Жыл бұрын
“You now have to make a wisdom saving throw” The way I LAUGHED
@bubbacat9940
Жыл бұрын
That integral was 1/2 the antiderivative was x^2/2 so it would be 1/2 - 0 or just 1/2
@MrSaverio97
Жыл бұрын
Just a good old fashioned Magic: the Gathering game like they don't do it anymore!! All the kids playing non formats like Commandeer should watch this!!
@merlinkater7756
Жыл бұрын
The fact Jamin actually remembered that specific card at the end GOLD
@Dryingpan005
Жыл бұрын
I'm never gonna be able to recover from Carl's sacrifice
@ComDenox
Жыл бұрын
This has been a ride, the guys are a great sport and roll perfectly with the flow
@kaskjmerecollier3917
Жыл бұрын
You don't have enough land to play cleansing ray
@theproudnoob4490
Жыл бұрын
This is like when i was a kid in elementary, playing yugi oh cards in which noone knew any rule and we just made shit up and the coolest looking monster would always win.
@Oxygen1004
Жыл бұрын
This is just D&D but with less dice and a super railroading DM
@Iron_uksus
Жыл бұрын
So this is dnd, isn't it?
@mlpocsidetrack
Жыл бұрын
Basically
@mystic_fantasia
Жыл бұрын
Yup. This is basically it
@cassius7854
Жыл бұрын
The fact I cared way more about the velociraptors than any of the families.. rip my boys, gone too soon but always in our hearts
@victorhurwitz5559
4 ай бұрын
The revenge of the velicoraptors is coming. Brace yourselves for the battle of a lifetime. The next campaign I would like to see my dear child of chaos and untold l madness.
@victorhurwitz5559
4 ай бұрын
Velcro raptors.
@drewlusc9773
Жыл бұрын
I feel this is how DND should be played. On a slideshow throwing out random stuff.
@alansmithee419
Жыл бұрын
4:30 Jamin first person to actually get bonked by a vaporeon.
@1Aesoe
Жыл бұрын
I love when the players fully lean into the nonsese. Hope you make more of these, they are wildly entertaining
@DeadlyWinchester
Жыл бұрын
Noah and CardMarket crossover, awesome!
@gravajaumbros
Жыл бұрын
Okay, having watched a few videos on this channel, I've realize that this is just "Calvinball: the youtube channel". Which is amazing. More games should be Calvinball.
@brendanp1928
Жыл бұрын
I love how quickly they accept that they can just ask for anything and get it most of the time
@jan_harald
Жыл бұрын
this is the best game short of the "f*k you" way of moving around the board, it's perfect
@user-ll9wc2tn5i
Жыл бұрын
I want a google slides tutorial from this guy
@darkhell66659
Жыл бұрын
I love how Carl's family is just the elite 4 of gen 4
@sadgamerhours6776
Жыл бұрын
Great rules, must have been a pain to follow them all consistently
@fivestringslinger
Жыл бұрын
I just spent the last 22:06 laughing my ass off. Please do more of these. Solid gold!
@Ethan13371
Жыл бұрын
This was so far improvised that it could have been too much, but you managed to execute it perfectly. Well done!
@ahetzel9054
Жыл бұрын
"you guys are competing against each other by the way" *Proceeds to work together* 😂
@Affinity4U
Жыл бұрын
Yo this man is so creative how does he keep coming up with this stuff 😮🤣!
@SusDoctor
7 ай бұрын
If you went around the board 420 times you'd land at the income after "Health"
@WilBgames
Жыл бұрын
I love how they all just instinctively thought that they needed to buy the ring and throw it in a volcano
@TheLuftpolsterfolie
Жыл бұрын
I don't even watch your other content, but these gameshows are fucking awesome
@Henryernice
Жыл бұрын
This channel should honestly be called gaveshow the Noah
@geovannimailhott9348
Жыл бұрын
“You now have to make a wisdom saving throw” proceeds to flip a coin
@mrsplays9817
Жыл бұрын
"You fail"
@PianoDoesStuff
Жыл бұрын
I was expecting someone to ask to close the Chrome window tbh; but really good show you got dude!
@nicholaswomack9027
Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is hearing the cheers after every wheel spin, there's one voice toward the end that goes "WHOW!" that I really like
@Amlet345
Жыл бұрын
I love these asinine games! I sincerely hope you keep doing them, they're so fun to watch!
@chickencurry420
11 ай бұрын
There's something bizarrely funny about buying an item and he asks "What do you want it to do?"
@origaminosferatu3357
Жыл бұрын
At this point you have just become an absolute jedi master at using Google Slides. It's obviously impressive. Secondly, as a teacher I have subjected many a student to this exact online spinning wheel. I hear its plunky sfx in my dreams.
@isaacrobertson4374
Жыл бұрын
I’ve been binging both Magic the Noah and Cardmarket so stumbling upon this video has made my day lol
@bwen1047
Жыл бұрын
I'm really loving these gameshows! Keep up the great work
@wdude9997
Жыл бұрын
7:42 The integral of x from 0 to 1 is 1/2. Because the integral of x dx is (x^2)/2 ->(1^2)/2 =1/2. However, he didn't say dx at the end of his integral, so the answer isn't really a number at all.
@dominikmullner6616
Жыл бұрын
I like how he switched to german 20:10
@waterteafan9264
28 күн бұрын
The item with "what you want it to do" is the best😂 should do more of this chaotic player choiced stuff
@PeterButchens
Жыл бұрын
This is amazing, especially with the boys playing along without questioning 😂
@BarelyNoticeable
Жыл бұрын
9:18 Not the asking a velociraptor for a job 😂🤣 He should’ve been his like accountant or sth 🤣🤣🤣
@annasilvestre2984
Жыл бұрын
This quickly went from Game of Life to Turn-bsed RPG to full-on D&D
@aero7848
Жыл бұрын
If I was playing I would have deleted my character and become the character in the inventory space lol
@jeffbuitenwerf7435
Жыл бұрын
I dont know if he edits out retrieving the assets like the slide, or if Noah just has all this stuff on hand
@allonymme4656
7 ай бұрын
This is everything I've ever hoped for in a game show, Thank you Literally laughed so much I got an asthma attack, that's one of the highest awards I can give lmao
@waker_link
Жыл бұрын
Jamin turning into the Knight chess piece to attack fucking killed me holy shit
@TheCardMaster0489
Жыл бұрын
Dinosaurs hit with an atomic bomb, Carl should’ve gotten a shit ton of godzillas
@billystorm5347
Жыл бұрын
Thoralf's voice gives me life unlike the child he killed to save money
@Aeternum_Gaming
10 ай бұрын
did i really just watch a 22 minute episode of ms paint? this is hilarious. great episode!
@rarebeeph1783
Жыл бұрын
"you're not making a deal with the devil, you have to deal with the devil"
@WhatIsSanity
9 ай бұрын
This was amazing and I love how cooperatively Jamin and Carl play!
@just_a_dustpan
Жыл бұрын
Whoever corrected tofal(?) about the integral is correct, it is 1/2
@calebjordan1679
5 ай бұрын
Very cool how in the end of all this organized chaos, this contest between Magic card experts was actually settled by a knowledge of Magic cards
@fabianbuthere9039
Жыл бұрын
20:11 "MEIN SCHATZ!" 😂
@noahcrowley2954
Жыл бұрын
that final move at the end though, what a play to cast cleansing ray, I would have never thought of that
@isaacbatgamer9958
Жыл бұрын
i love these type of videos. would be interesting if magiic the gathering was also more part of these videos as seen in the finale
@stiffyo6068
Жыл бұрын
I feel like a good portion of the people, who watch these gameshows videos, like me, don't know a thing about magic. Introducing more than just the bit here and there like he does would probably actually hurt his viewership
@yellowice0
11 ай бұрын
I Absolutely loved this, them just slowly figuring out that they can do whatever in the hell they want till it's just "oh this game is a joke, I get it now"
@doomkat3282
Жыл бұрын
Here I thought the last 2 couldnt be beaten, but this is a masterpiece
@lordyoofy5529
Жыл бұрын
I was laughing my ass off when noah casually just replaced Thoralf with a fucking vampire card
@Jordan-rq3rf
Жыл бұрын
this is just DND
@Cafaldoscannabis
Жыл бұрын
This is the content I find myself watching at 1am, half awake laughing my ass off. Thank you for doing God's work
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