"If he is here why are we here?!" Pov of every marine in the halo universe
@gavinhernandez1403
6 ай бұрын
Thats one of lifes great mysteries isnt it
@oskarrasmussen7137
6 ай бұрын
Is that a marine voice line? It sounds like a marine voice line.
@GZilla311
6 ай бұрын
@@gavinhernandez1403I mean, why ARE we here?
@GZilla311
6 ай бұрын
@@oskarrasmussen7137It’s actually a running gag in Red vs. Blue.
@AlexAguilar-ol3qo
6 ай бұрын
Your only purpose is to be cannon fodder nothing more 😊
@dylanguo2940
5 ай бұрын
“I’m porlybab dyslexic” is such a great touch
@REALITYSANILLUSION
5 ай бұрын
"you hsuodnlt mkae fnu."
@_SweetLittleAngel_
5 ай бұрын
dxlsyeic*
@lolexguy
5 ай бұрын
my dyslexic ahh did not catch that the first time i watched 💀
@Razgriz_Ace18
5 ай бұрын
@@lolexguyCurious then, does it make it funnier in retrospect that you didn't notice it at first?
@lolexguy
5 ай бұрын
@@Razgriz_Ace18 i fixed it lol
@Luis_257
Ай бұрын
Master Chief: ❌ The guy from Halo: ✅
@Helluva_Boss_Blitz
16 күн бұрын
Shrek: ✅
@mrpenguin8731
15 күн бұрын
Jorge?
@Midnight-Starfish
14 күн бұрын
New guy: ✅
@thedepression950
13 күн бұрын
The guy from fortnite
@VVolframite
13 күн бұрын
The guy from Hola
@chicken
Ай бұрын
"Why are we here?" remains one of life's great mysteries. The smooth animation of Bandit's special ability is impressive.
@adamasyraf6
Ай бұрын
Hello chicken
@proSonicPlayer1994
Ай бұрын
😮 Just scary b o b l b , help me😊
@andosucksatlife
29 күн бұрын
this guy is using ai
@zacherattacker
25 күн бұрын
Chicken has token over KZitem at this point
@Quixifon
24 күн бұрын
HOW ARE YOU HERE
@chlotatoandthelobcob3740
5 ай бұрын
"This banana's genetically modified. Are you scared of this banana?" Is a statement that needs to be respected more.
@LegoMan-mu3ln
5 ай бұрын
This is gonna blow up, I can tell
@JesterChat81
5 ай бұрын
@@LegoMan-mu3lnyou were wrong
@LegoMan-mu3ln
5 ай бұрын
@@JesterChat81 Give it time, it'll happen
@Danjuruss
5 ай бұрын
@@LegoMan-mu3ln 300 likes ain't bad
@Its_Argo
5 ай бұрын
@@JesterChat81it happened
@Connor-ONeill
6 ай бұрын
I mean, he's still only one guy and can't be everywhere at once. You're spare pairs of hands.
@Unsaid86
6 ай бұрын
Damn imagine joining the UNSC thinking you’re gonna be fighting for earth only for you to be called a “spare pair of hands” by Master Chief and Cortana.
@der-Dritte
6 ай бұрын
@@Unsaid86damm, I would be mad at master
@Templarfreak
6 ай бұрын
spare hands, spare brainpower, spare ammo :D
@wolacouska3698
6 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s like asking why you have infantry when there are tanks
@Wiki1184
6 ай бұрын
@@Unsaid86 I’d be honored to be an extra pair of hands for the Master Chief.
@user-jk6ib2eg2f
3 ай бұрын
"Why are we here?" most artistically subtle line of all time
@ColossalFailure-qv9jc
Ай бұрын
You're here just so you know I know you work here and put you on a paycheck ~ A wise KZitemr my dumbass head forgot the name
@thebighurt2495
13 күн бұрын
Just to suffer
@calluxdoaron1903
11 күн бұрын
I don't know, maybe it's greatest mystery of the universe...
@maznhakami2563
4 күн бұрын
to like subscribe and hit that bell!
@justsomerandomguyyoudontkn8724
Күн бұрын
@@maznhakami2563"Why was I born?"
@disabledbeegames
Ай бұрын
Best way to implement an ad in a short without anybody expecting it
@jevisama2024
6 ай бұрын
Imagine being Jager and you peep through a hole in the wall only to see Chief with a Gravity Hammer half way through a swing.
@blumind_web2264
6 ай бұрын
With the fact that the master chief skin is for sledge and I think it includes a skin for his hammer, this has definitely happened.... To someone.... Somewhere
@isaiahsmith6016
5 ай бұрын
"Welp, I had a good run."
@Tal_CH
5 ай бұрын
"Hasta la vista, Baby."
@Shannara360
5 ай бұрын
I NEED someone to animate or act this out.
@DavidCase101
5 ай бұрын
Check cams and it's just fuckin chief lmao
@Random_wili
5 ай бұрын
"are you scared of this banana?" Got me 💀
@nicholaswhite2886
5 ай бұрын
Ima say that to my wife now thx lol
@xandimationsxgaming1947
5 ай бұрын
im pretty sure bananas are actually genetically modified not 100% sure
@TheColisioner
5 ай бұрын
3% of our dna is the same as banana 🍌
@ashdroidgamer3878
5 ай бұрын
@@xandimationsxgaming1947not all
@Gabriel-se6tj
5 ай бұрын
@@xandimationsxgaming1947every banana u see in the market is genetically modified. They have 3 pairs of chromosomes instead of 2 and can't reproduce without human intervention.
@noonesname1
Ай бұрын
"Why is HE here when HE'S here??" No greater words have ever been spoken
@FreckledTM
2 ай бұрын
That plug was shameless but classy
@sieg0215
5 ай бұрын
I think he forgot that master chief is an actual military rank.
@ambrose3560
5 ай бұрын
Also halos are a real thing
@brandonbradley8480
5 ай бұрын
Master Chief is SPECIFICALLY that rank because it's the highest rank a no enlisted can reach...meaning all the shit he's seen and done? Yeah, he's a CIVILIAN. The most dangerous guy in the entire universe, and he isn't even enlisted...ironic, huh? And kinda stupid if you think about it...the guy has literally no obligation to obey any order from any enlisted person, because technically they can't punish him if he disobeys. He has all the perks of being enlisted and none of the responsibility. He could literally just refuse to save the universe and there's nothing they can actually do about it legally. Hence why they should've enlisted him YEARS ago. And then IMMEDIATELY promoted him as high as they could. With all the shit he does on the ground...imagine what he could do with an army of spartan 2's from behind a desk. And it'd HAVE to be an army, since spartan 2's are the most expensive, yes, but also the best. And they're worth the cost...117 is PROOF of that.
@sieg0215
5 ай бұрын
@@brandonbradley8480 didn't lord hood already asked him if he wants a promotion in which master chief refused?
@brandonbradley8480
5 ай бұрын
@@sieg0215 they shouldn't have asked, they should have just enlisted him. Dude can legally go off the reservation with military hardware whenever he wants, and there's nothing they can legally do about it because he isn't subject to their authority, being a civilian. The promote is because he'd be able to work more effectively higher up the foot chain than he could as just boots on the ground. And let's be honest...EVERYONE agrees that the humans need more Spartan 2's...They're the most dangerous things in the entire universe, and everyone damn well knows it. So it puzzles me why they axed the program when it was SO fucking effective.
@sieg0215
5 ай бұрын
@@brandonbradley8480 how come master chief is a civilian? Just because he was conscripted?
@mail_toyou
6 ай бұрын
bandit's special ability is a car battery got me good
@martind5653
5 ай бұрын
It was always so funny to me that the peak of German engineering (ignore Jäger's ADS for a moment which is existing technology downscaled) in this game are car batteries while Moroccoan Kaid has those Tesla power generators in his pockets.
@aquakirbo
5 ай бұрын
*CAR BATTERY!*
@jessfoley1629
5 ай бұрын
dancing banana: your fine that car battery didn't hurt you that much ***person unconscious on the floor from car battery***
@alieldinmahmoudabdellatif9216
Ай бұрын
"You've never heard of HALO" "I think I have, that's *Hello* in Spanish, right?" "NO, THAT'S HOLA YOU DU-" 😂😂💀💀
@shrishpotdar343
3 ай бұрын
In the answer of whats a master chief, its his ranking in the UNSC, the full designation is Master Cheif Petty Officer of the UNSC. And well I guess everyone one knows this but his real name is John and his Spartan tag is 117 (Im just explaining, ik badger might know this info I'm still posting it because i feel like it)
@benjaminoechsli1941
15 күн бұрын
Thank you for the info! MC having the most stereotypically "normal/average" name tracks. 😂
@enderrplayz4138
6 ай бұрын
If he was lore accurate in seige he would simply be unstoppable
@LegendStormcrow
6 ай бұрын
They'd have to add vehicles, cuz Chief canonically breaks most vehicles. I have seen him purposely crash banshees instead of using the open bay door he jumps into.
@ThingsWithSomeConnection
6 ай бұрын
Jäeger would be teasing Master Chief while asking questions
@colindarcas6532
6 ай бұрын
Doom slayer skin on the opposing team. A true battle between the peak of human form and the peak of human technology
@GameFuMaster
6 ай бұрын
well yeah, basically blackbeard's shield on release... but it has no angles where it won't work. C4 also wouldn't help lol
@OliverNilander
6 ай бұрын
Why are the defenders talking abt defusing bombs and rescuing hostages. Dont make sense
@prithmusic
6 ай бұрын
Chief doesn’t defuse bombs, he gives them back to its owner
@sk_hermit1809
5 ай бұрын
Permission granted.
@goldenlynx2756
5 ай бұрын
Chuck Norris saw Master chief and punched himself..... Godzilla tried to fight Master Chief and left crying. God prays to Master Chief for forgiveness
@LNYT2024
5 ай бұрын
@@goldenlynx2756 Death won't touch Master Chief incase that it goes the wrong way.
@Draedon126
5 ай бұрын
@@goldenlynx2756 WHP THE FUCK IS CHUCK NORRIS
@Del-je8yj
5 ай бұрын
@@goldenlynx2756 How much do you wanna bet that some Christians start saying: ‘WELL ACTUALLY! GOD IS ABOVE EVERYONE AND WOULD NOT PRAY TO MASTER CHIEF. DONT DISRESPECT GOD!’
@Thorninjag
12 күн бұрын
"You know, It makes sense... How it doesn't make sense."
@Warprusempire
Ай бұрын
"That's hola you d-" got me laughing
@filipe_paixao
5 ай бұрын
Master Chief: diffusing Bomb? 😴 Returning Bomb? 😼
@sherylmendoza8422
5 ай бұрын
Master Chief: diffusing Bomb? 😴 Returning Bomb? 😼
@spacecakery
5 ай бұрын
@@sherylmendoza8422word for word
@darkiller76521
5 ай бұрын
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you doing in that discord?
@NCRForLife
5 ай бұрын
@@darkiller76521sir, groo-
@Santations
5 ай бұрын
@@NCRForLife you almost made me spit out my gamersupps.
@clankydroid3891
5 ай бұрын
“Why is he so big” Every space marine in warhammer 40k
@HitchensRAZ0R
5 ай бұрын
immediately followed up with _"WHY IS HE SO FAST?! Something that big and armored should be slow and clunky, it literally makes no sense!"_
@ERIK-457
5 ай бұрын
@@HitchensRAZ0R Unless it has stupid amounts of strength even for it's own weight, the thing is, while their weight is increased by about 5 to 7 times, their strength is increased by way over 20 times and their speed increases only through their increases movement length by their size
@fuery.
5 ай бұрын
"Why is he so damn ta- HOLY SHIT WHY IS HE SO FAST"
@dant3838
5 ай бұрын
@@ERIK-457 NERRRDDD
@kirakyuti5946
4 ай бұрын
The average space marine is the same height as Chief. But twice as wide. XD
@bassmegafist
Ай бұрын
Fun fact: Jäger wouldn't of questioned who Master Chief is and question why they are there anymore, he would've welcomed Master Chief and probably try to hug him
@ArchiveOfRandomTrash
10 күн бұрын
That sums up the “resistance” in Halo.
@CarsonFrost
6 ай бұрын
Watching these shorts is like listening to the voices in badgers head
@shoeboi4596
6 ай бұрын
Are we the voices in Badge’s head?
@logieg91
6 ай бұрын
You mean JǍGER?
@thetitaniumviper4734
6 ай бұрын
@@shoeboi4596yuh
@davidbowen679
6 ай бұрын
These videos are probably made by his "voice" his head
@ghosts_pp
6 ай бұрын
xD
@emmanuel6157
5 ай бұрын
"Bandits special ability is a car battery. Why is HE here if hes here?" Lol
@Gamer43562
3 ай бұрын
Why is he here if he is here? Are y dyslexic too? Tf is this?
@AleksKieca
3 ай бұрын
I mean it’s true. Plus it would be funny if siege characters got speed buffs or debuffs if they carry something like…a car battery.
@tivadarvrastyak1598
3 ай бұрын
Then there's sledge😂😂
@AleksKieca
3 ай бұрын
@@tivadarvrastyak1598 just a hammer.
@PackGodFan25
3 ай бұрын
The hammer is more useful than a car battery
@nattananchunbunluesook8474
3 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Bananas have a radioactive material called “Potassium-40”
@namelessnavnls8060
13 күн бұрын
Master Chief talking up a storm in the background as if he was explaining his entire life story-
@MountainWo1f
6 ай бұрын
"Why are we here?" Apprenty is one of life great mysteries.
@hank9932
6 ай бұрын
I loved the reference 😂😂😂
@Not-a-furry-totaly
6 ай бұрын
FINALY I WAS LOOKING FOR SOME ELS WHO CAUGHT ON!!!
@Not-a-furry-totaly
6 ай бұрын
What no I meant why are we in this box canyon in the middle of nowhere!?
@Jacob-2000
6 ай бұрын
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
@nicolasrey1190
6 ай бұрын
@@Not-a-furry-totalyME TWO DUDE XDDDDD
@d4c268
5 ай бұрын
“If he’s here, then why are we here?!?” That’s exactly what everybody who wasn’t a spartan thought in halo
@ZatchZXman
5 ай бұрын
And all of them died after Reach.
@lyntonfleming
5 ай бұрын
@@ZatchZXmanSpartans never die. They're just missing in action.
@essential67
5 ай бұрын
I felt the sass too.
@outerheaven155
5 ай бұрын
He weighs 1000 pounds. they need those soldiers to go into the unreinforced buildings, swamps and beaches that he would realistically sink into.
@user-gr6co3sw6w
5 ай бұрын
To drop off weapons and vehicles FOR the Spartans
@nbhlolmoe8514
Ай бұрын
The fact that I read the dyslexic part perfectly is crazy I didn’t even know the letters were switched around
@unknown20005
12 күн бұрын
he can’t be everywhere at the same time there is only 1 master chief
@yuno-hx3he
6 ай бұрын
"bandits ability is a car battery-" yeah had me laughing like crazy
@CheeseErs
5 ай бұрын
I mean is he wrong tho 💀
@yuno-hx3he
5 ай бұрын
he isn't frfr
@mr_anim8ted272
5 ай бұрын
I can’t believe I never noticed that
@Pablo_the_raccoon
6 ай бұрын
"The big green guy who saves the world"... "Like Shrek" is the best line of history
@dr.felixou8428
5 ай бұрын
He ain’t wrong tho
@Ashera5469
5 ай бұрын
😮 fr Shrek is the G.O.A.T😊
@godlymegatron5698
5 ай бұрын
Uncle Rukus of the Salamander Chapter 666th founding has Planet falled. "Hey don't trust those Xenos over there! They have ebola, they will lie and cheat. The master chief is the guardsmen to my thunder warriors. Small but deadly as the Emphrahers intended. If I wiff these Shrek Orks any around here. You bet you sorry sod xeno sympathizers you just played er self. By the nammme of the Enpraher and that perfect Golden Throne. There's a 99% chance of War crimes and a 1% margin of exterminatus yo donkeys to the there after! Ptooo! Ye stanky heretics will face our Golden Man's judgement and us his righteous flames! Get redeemed blasphemer!" -Encounters of the Uncle Rukus.
@alexleaf4468
2 ай бұрын
The comedically long buffer after he asks right is great.
@Dirtybirdx93
3 ай бұрын
Is that Osa, Mute and Jager from rainbow six siege. Then there's just 7 foot tall master cheif 😂❤
@SpaceCatAtelier
5 ай бұрын
"Like Shrek?" That had me rollin on the ceiling
@sapsal9549
4 ай бұрын
99 likes no comment let me fix that
@cookiecoder6295
3 ай бұрын
@@sapsal9549Shut up.
@TheBassManBoy
3 ай бұрын
Same. Of all the big green guys that saved the world, I was not prepared for Shrek being the first answer.
@magikaros
3 ай бұрын
So funny you defied the laws of physics.
@EEEEEEEE
3 ай бұрын
E
@therandomdude5217
6 ай бұрын
“This banana is genetically modified” 💀
@burneronthenetwork736
6 ай бұрын
He's not wrong, most bananas are genetically mortified
@ajh3461
6 ай бұрын
Not just that, the Cavendish bananas are also all clones.
@dylannix4289
6 ай бұрын
@@ajh3461 They’re just good soldiers following orders. No biggie
@canadian_buddy_boy
6 ай бұрын
@@burneronthenetwork736mortified?! Hahaha, lol.
@fxdefiancy
6 ай бұрын
*are you scared of this banana?*
@TheAutism_Man
Ай бұрын
I never thought I’d see Mute and Jäger discussing Master Chief in R6
@alexlong1328
10 күн бұрын
Can we just talk about how good bajur's editing is? For example, the Master Chief, then the words appearing on top to make the second sentence. It's a small thing but it's so cool to me.
@PredatorAvPFan
6 ай бұрын
“Why are we here?” Man I thought you were gonna go for a RvB reference
@How2MagicMan101
6 ай бұрын
same bro, still a good short
@shadowvillefox
6 ай бұрын
What is RvB? Genuine question
@ziggidavis126
6 ай бұрын
@@shadowvillefox, it's really funny (opinion of mine, some may think differently) youtube series called red vs. blue. It's a halo comedy based thing. I would recommend giving it a try.
@How2MagicMan101
6 ай бұрын
@@shadowvillefox it’s a series on yt that has the idea of halo soldiers that are incompetent at their job
@Karak-_-
6 ай бұрын
@@shadowvillefoxA YT series of comedic skits about semi-incompetent soldiers bickering among each other. I can reccomend to try it, althrough I lost interest around season 5 or 7.
@JorneDeSmedt
5 ай бұрын
"7 ft tall genetically modified super-human" And then the 40K space marines walk in.
@uroborosi
5 ай бұрын
"Heckin WH lovers, nowhere to hide from you!" *Looks in the mirror*
@gazz3867
4 ай бұрын
Then a DEAD space marine walks in in a dreadnought.
@micahdominque8609
4 ай бұрын
*space marine* "Hold my beer" 😂
@asurmenhandofasuryan4610
4 ай бұрын
Space marines are still 7 feet but they're like 3x as wide
@slayer6498
4 ай бұрын
@@micahdominque8609 A Space Wolf Would Rather Drink It Then Dare Hand It Over.
@bluetheoctopus5782
Ай бұрын
big green guy that saves the word can apply to so many characters
@EpicElemelons
14 күн бұрын
I love the fact that when he said “in probably dyslexic” the captions were jumbled up
Your animation skills are super incredible mate 🤘🏽
@Typomaniacal
6 ай бұрын
"This banana is genetically modified, are you scared of this banana?" Has the same energy as "I have nipples Jim, can you milk me?"
@DylanL267
6 ай бұрын
Do you mean areola
@AdnHa.
5 ай бұрын
Do you mean areola
@DylanL267
5 ай бұрын
@@AdnHa. thought
@TyionLurker
6 ай бұрын
Spartans including master chief have absolutely incredible reaction times to the point where life can basically be in slow motion, so even if hes not highly trained in bomb diffusion, he has plenty of time
@aliceslab
5 ай бұрын
oh hes disarmed bombs before, but normally it entails flying through space to deliver it to the enemy and flying out of there before it explodes, in halo 2 lol
@ilnurb7620
5 ай бұрын
@@aliceslab noted.
@theguythatlikeslegos7708
5 ай бұрын
@@aliceslabfor a brick he flew pretty good
@EL-ISS
5 ай бұрын
@@aliceslabYeah, Master Chief doesn't defuse explosives. He just politely returns them to the sender with the fuse still lit ... 💀
@a1marine105
5 ай бұрын
@@EL-ISSchief knows he can't defuse shit so he goes to the ones who created it hands it to them and tells them good day
@dupitasearl8207
2 ай бұрын
"You know, it makes sense...how that doesn't make sense" is probably the line that i will never forget now, LOL😂
@ducky-zx5vy
3 ай бұрын
If ads were like this i would never skip them
@WafflePlayzWP
6 ай бұрын
“bandits special ability is a *CAR BATTERY*, why are we here?”
@borjab.
5 ай бұрын
I guess that is one of life's greatest mysteries, isn't it?
@novanebulous1999
5 ай бұрын
"Bandit's special ability is a car battery." *Aggressive fonk plays*
@ChozCunningham
5 ай бұрын
☠️
@somerandothateatsberries
5 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@champy5095
12 күн бұрын
Bandit's special ability is to escape prisons, and then join the special forces with a car battery.
@allinyogrill3
13 күн бұрын
Badger is getting too much power with these perfect loops.
@EsSpada
5 ай бұрын
"why are we here?" Man dug deep with these references! So cleverly done!
@danielsjohnson
5 ай бұрын
and it ties into the loop really well too.
@almessasorrow4950
5 ай бұрын
Was that a halo red vs blue reference?
@EsSpada
5 ай бұрын
@@almessasorrow4950 it was just that subtle, wasn't it? Ha! Indeed it was! A wonderful too!
@JarradBruessel32
5 ай бұрын
@@EsSpadaas caboose would say "neat"
@Sine_Vox
6 ай бұрын
"this banana is genetically modified, are you scared of this banana?" is the most funny quote ive heard in 3 whole months holy fuck man 😂😂😂
@Oswin2642
6 ай бұрын
What was the previous one?
@imperialspy63
6 ай бұрын
Yeah what did you hear 3 months ago?
@just_kris
6 ай бұрын
HEY I wanna know too
@AlexWashiy
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for getting the quote right
@fungmonger3000
6 ай бұрын
What was the quote 3 months ago
@kevinrosario8363
3 ай бұрын
Chief just blabbin away in the background the whole time 😂
@KARL_TheKarGuy
20 күн бұрын
"This banana is genetically modified, Are you scared of this Banana?" That caught me off guard fr
@DFMONSTROSO
6 ай бұрын
His name is John, he is a spartan 2, his call sign is 117, and his rank is master chief
@Unobtainablecuteboy
5 ай бұрын
Master chief is a codename, not a rank. *edit* I was wrong, Master Chief is his codename, but also his rank, foethefox stated as much.
@unit_4001
5 ай бұрын
No clearly that is his brother with the shotgun and hammer combo
@mrnoname_2193
5 ай бұрын
@@Unobtainablecuteboybruh master chief is a rank in the U.S. navy and guess what master chief is in fact in the navy
@foethefox793
5 ай бұрын
@@UnobtainablecuteboyMaster Chief Petty Officer, I’m pretty sure is the rank,
@Unobtainablecuteboy
5 ай бұрын
@@foethefox793 "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117, commonly referred to as "Master Chief" or simply "Chief", derives his nicknames from his rank of master chief petty officer." My apologies, I got my facts mixed up.
@jackskellingtonsfollower3389
5 ай бұрын
I thought it was gonna go Red vs Blue for a few seconds when he asked "Why are we here?"😆
@tsipher
5 ай бұрын
so did I, I was waiting for it.
@guard-keywolf
5 ай бұрын
Saammmme
@TheArbiterKnight343
5 ай бұрын
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
@graveslayer9666
5 ай бұрын
It’s one of life’s greatest mysteries
@freelancerthe2561
5 ай бұрын
@@graveslayer9666 I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man. But it keeps me up at night.
@vibeboi7927
Ай бұрын
Ironically my dyslexia made me fail to see that intentional typos in the captions
@DUCK-DUCK_GOOSE
5 ай бұрын
“So he’s just a really big target?” No,no he’s got a point Edit:oOoh 2.6k likes coool
@speak-the-red-letters
5 ай бұрын
I will probably grow up to be a big target. I’m 13 years old and already 5’10, most 13yo’s are like 5’6-5’7 feet tall. It’s like God went into editing and increased my height, and only height. I am yet to grow outwards.
@DUCK-DUCK_GOOSE
5 ай бұрын
@@speak-the-red-letters UH OH
@totallynotstarlord
5 ай бұрын
@Rain-Over-Dawn I grew both ways, I was about 5'8 5'9, at 180 pounds lmao Edit* In middle school Now as a highschooler, I'm 6 feet at 190 pounds. I got my ground. And I'm a big target in a cod game.
@TruGuardia
5 ай бұрын
"I am yet to grow outwards" 💀
@TheWolfAssassin
5 ай бұрын
my friend turned 12 about a month ago and hes 5'11 a kid in my class in 6'2 and we in seventh grade
@lemmonsinmyeyes
5 ай бұрын
“Why are we here?” RvB fans got whiplash with that line lol
@TheArbiterKnight343
5 ай бұрын
So true lmao 💀
@MakeGamingGreatAgain
5 ай бұрын
As a RvB fan, I can confirm that I was indeed whiplashed with that line.
@patrickpromen3605
5 ай бұрын
"God knows we ran that line into the ground."
@treanttrooper6349
5 ай бұрын
I came here to comment this, can confirm, instantaneous flashback
@S-A-Will
Ай бұрын
Okay but the fact that he can do everything is probably why he has his own game series
@GGNoRage
2 ай бұрын
"bandit's ability is literally a CAR BATTERY"
@Ebin_Heart
6 ай бұрын
The end quote is something I plan on using in the future: “You know that makes sense, in how that doesn’t make sense…”
@MichaelMonfort
6 ай бұрын
Same
@AdnHa.
5 ай бұрын
Same
@JoFoBoYt
5 ай бұрын
Can you repeat that?
@Ashera5469
5 ай бұрын
Perfect loop
@goldy6772
5 ай бұрын
But that quote doesn’t make sense Seriously tho
@glynneturnbull
4 ай бұрын
The smooth animation of "Bandit's special ability is a car battery, why is HE here, when HE's here."
@ultimatewolfgaming4171
Ай бұрын
All mocap, buddy
@Doomslayer21420
Ай бұрын
" what's a master chief?" BRO had me laughing non-stop for like 5 min lol😂
@chaseonthecase9191
2 ай бұрын
Bro could walk in and take every bullet and defuse like it never happened
The hampter pfp is more funnier than the comments or the video itself
@sleepster5035
6 ай бұрын
THEY PUT DA MASTER CHIEF ON DA MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW
@smt3
6 ай бұрын
MASTER CHIEF IN DA SODA
@havoc.7401
6 ай бұрын
dey pumt da mamster chemf in da goomey warms
@Mr.X2188
6 ай бұрын
Master [of the Mountain (Dew)] Chief
@darozu
6 ай бұрын
deh pmt der mahnstehr chiff een deh zoder
@iskar5598
6 ай бұрын
The but de mafer chiw in te swoda
@chromelambo3938
3 ай бұрын
“You know it makes sense how it doesn’t make sense” my brain hurts from that 😂
@samo8a
12 күн бұрын
"this banana is genetically modified...are you scared of this banana?" Get me everytime xD
@Goinglong2612
5 ай бұрын
Bandit's special ability is a car battery
@1lukarioz
5 ай бұрын
“Oh he electrifies his enemies. That’s sick af “ “Yeah… no, he just electrifies an specific area of a wall and the noisy noodles “
@VerdeMorte
4 ай бұрын
You'd think he'd get Scarface style adrenaline injector sticks or something, *WHAT WITH HIM BEING A DRUG DEALER AND ALL...*
@bendrenth441
4 ай бұрын
He's just some hillbilly with a car battery in his back pocket.
@gamingnerd0348
4 ай бұрын
@VerdeMorte Car battery is significantly better. If you needs drugs, there's Doc. Just steal his stash
@daviddensley8911
4 ай бұрын
Master chiefs special ability is replacing oils on a 2006 Nissan
@galak-two-ya
3 ай бұрын
I love the fact that he miss spelled almost every word in "I'm probably dyslexic, you shouldn't make fun." was such a nice touch!
@CobaltTS
Ай бұрын
He definitely did spell almost every word
@galak-two-ya
Ай бұрын
@@CobaltTS, oops lol
@lelandholmquist2467
13 күн бұрын
I didn't even realize he spelled each word wrong
@kaylastanley7402
2 ай бұрын
“Bandit’s special ability is a car battery” 💀
@turbo_marc
18 күн бұрын
Imagine when this guy finds out about Jorge
@TTVPURIFIED
6 ай бұрын
I would understand him saying Doom Slayer, BUT SHREK IS CRAZY Edit: 898 LIKES. THATS IT. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHH.
@ThePestProblem
6 ай бұрын
The DOOMSlayer is way better tho Too good for him really
@w1ndgeneral226
6 ай бұрын
*"No, the guy who saved the world!"*
@largeboy5577
6 ай бұрын
Is he wrong though
@w1ndgeneral226
6 ай бұрын
@@largeboy5577 I mean he saved a kingdom and the fairy tale creatures.
@ThePestProblem
6 ай бұрын
@@largeboy5577 yeah
@slyllamademon2652
3 ай бұрын
Fun fact the master chief and other Spartan 2’s like him were purpose built to counter human insurrections before the covenant started glassing human worlds. The Spartans are faster, more durable, and can operate longer before they can’t continue. They can even operate in the vacuum of space for limited time, or extended periods of time with the correct equipment. Think about it the chief was moving at running speed for all of halo CE, shooting at anything that shot back, and never slept or rested for the entire time.
@purpur_dude
Ай бұрын
Huh
@tumbleweed1552
Ай бұрын
Not true in the books. He slept very trace amounts of time and almost got infected if it weren't for cortana.
@mordredpendragon1235
28 күн бұрын
Which seems kinda dumb to create super soldiers to fight rebels like you couldn't just make a task force put of normal soldiers It really seems like a waste
@DaysofKnight
18 күн бұрын
@mordredpendragon1235 Why spend time and millions of dollars to train and equip many soldiers multiple times for various tasks/missions when you can spend the same amount once on super soldiers that can do every task?
@Perdix64
16 күн бұрын
@@tumbleweed1552still, impressive as hell that he did it with little sleep.
@_KaiTheGamer_
3 ай бұрын
I was half expecting a "but why is *he* here? He lost!!" bit ngl lmfao
@specialk5523
4 ай бұрын
“Why are we here?” That’s just one of life’s greatest mysteries.
@nicolasrey1190
3 ай бұрын
Isn't it? I mean, why are we here? Are we just the product of some cosmic coinsidence? Or Is there really a god, with a plan for us and stuff? Idk Man, but it keeps me up at night
@Sauce_0
3 ай бұрын
@@nicolasrey1190I cannot tell if you're joking or not. Forgive my humor
@nicolasrey1190
2 ай бұрын
@@Sauce_0 Is a reference to a web series called red vs blue. It's kinda funny, totally recomended
@nicolasrey1190
2 ай бұрын
@@inuitch Oh uh... Yeah...
@yes_and_so_what
2 ай бұрын
@@nicolasrey1190What was that stuff all about god?
@phantomsights4533
6 ай бұрын
Seeing the Siege characters with the Motion Capture suit is something I never knew I needed, but it’s here, and I’m happy
@ThingsWithSomeConnection
6 ай бұрын
It's mute
@zerodrip669
6 ай бұрын
it's bandit
@haydencamp1937
6 ай бұрын
@zerodrip669 um it's Jager not bandit seems like ur in copper buddy
@anon_404
6 ай бұрын
It's Jager, mute,osa, sledge(elite), and caviera. Did I get it right
@OSPires
6 ай бұрын
@@haydencamp1937 Bandit was there too homie
@CRYSTALRAIDS.
2 ай бұрын
the holo and hola bit got me laughing.
@livekeepgamer
2 ай бұрын
I can't believe he just compared master chief from a banana 😂
@Click-Here-CHRISTMAS-Gift
6 ай бұрын
An absolute masterpiece about the master-chief!!
@RYZE08_
6 ай бұрын
I see what you did there..
@ssmain5555
6 ай бұрын
Damn 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@AdnHa.
5 ай бұрын
Damn 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@RyomemSukuna_83
5 ай бұрын
"no that's hola you dum-" That got me💀
@Iron-push21YT
4 ай бұрын
Hola
@Iron-push21YT
4 ай бұрын
Haha it did make me laugh
@annoyingkraken
9 күн бұрын
Marines when the Master Chief isn't around: "omg I wish HE was here instead of us..."
@bubelo5428
2 ай бұрын
"I'm prolybab dxlsyeic yuo hsuodnlt mkae fnu." -some guy whos in a military suit
@Usernameofthecentury398
5 ай бұрын
That's the smoothest sponsor ever
@TheKillager
4 ай бұрын
Yeah fr
@MK_-vr1hr
3 ай бұрын
no really
@salt7625
4 ай бұрын
"Why's he so big" All the warhammer 40k folks swoop in
@ricardoandre7049
2 ай бұрын
Lets just wait until Tyberos says hello to this man.
@user-hv7gp4ik7j
Ай бұрын
Bruh
@josephsenger5287
3 ай бұрын
"are scared of this banana?" Best question ever 🤣
@jimmyc2223
2 ай бұрын
For the bomb part, Master Chief doesn't diffuse them, he gives the bomb back.
@benarchyuk837
6 ай бұрын
"Why are we here?" -RvB, s1 ep1
@mohamedimardbrucelee8829
6 ай бұрын
One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
@Thou-tj7hd
6 ай бұрын
To distract enemies
@TheArbiterKnight343
5 ай бұрын
@@mohamedimardbrucelee8829 “what? No. I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?”
@GZilla311
6 ай бұрын
"Why are we here?" That is one of life's great mysteries.
@armosinz1944
6 ай бұрын
"cuz we walked here, duh" The answer to lifes greatest mystery
@borjab.
5 ай бұрын
@@armosinz1944i mean, but like, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a god? ya know, with a plan for us and stuff. Idk man, but it keeps me up at night.
@armosinz1944
5 ай бұрын
@@borjab. "We're here cuz we were born. Duh" The answer to the correction of the answer to lifes greatest mystery
@TheArbiterKnight343
5 ай бұрын
@@borjab. “What? No I mean why are we here, in this canyon?”
@borjab.
5 ай бұрын
@@TheArbiterKnight343 oh... yeah...
@dewaldschuler9736
10 күн бұрын
"Bandit's special ability is a car battery."
@hashirxpro2243
2 ай бұрын
"This banana is genetically modified . Are you scared of this banana" was so random 😂😂
@Aquifer_UNKWN
4 ай бұрын
"Why are we here" that came awfully close to being an rvb reference
@mikeymitchell3654
3 ай бұрын
im pretty sure it was
@MichaeljCaboose-cp8od
3 ай бұрын
I think it was
@cosmorror3907
6 ай бұрын
“Why are we here” I saw that sneaky RvB nod badger. You thought we wouldn’t, but we did.
@Yoda_16358
5 ай бұрын
I’m glad someone else noticed! The instant I heard that I was like “wait a sec … he said the thing!” I do hope it was intentional lol
@cosmorror3907
5 ай бұрын
@@Yoda_16358 mate sane xD the minuet I heard it I was like “WAIT!”
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