If he was still around today, he would be horrified at how stupid the human population has become.
@ThePartarar
Жыл бұрын
Idiocracy babyy
@frakplease3771
11 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@Henrik.S8
11 ай бұрын
The TikTok generation
@MG-fr3tn
11 ай бұрын
Trump studyed this and shat on them.
@frakplease3771
11 ай бұрын
@@MG-fr3tn TDS is a debilitating disease, as is ignorance
@orogu
7 жыл бұрын
People get triggered by how rude or insensitive Carlin was but in the end everything he said here...*WAS THE TRUTH*
@Biscuit9891
Жыл бұрын
The most hated person is the one who tells the truth.
@stojandelic8118
Жыл бұрын
Truth is best trigger
@SoloRenegade
Жыл бұрын
he wasn't rude or insensitive, just spreading hard truths that people needed to hear
@themooseisontheloose
Жыл бұрын
Those that got triggered found out Mr. Carlin was TALKING ABOUT THEM!
@johnnyraygable
Жыл бұрын
Carlin was what is called the observational comic. It's a rare skill that takes years to develop. It is true, the older he got, the wiser he got.
@sbmang4927
Жыл бұрын
Carlin would have a field day in today's world.
@prisonerofthehighway1059
11 ай бұрын
He’d be saying the same things. People as a species don’t change. It just seems worse at the moment because we’re a couple generations past trying to hide our issues.
@Flussig1
9 ай бұрын
He'd have an entire routine on the Biden family!!
@azrailfan2717
9 ай бұрын
@@Flussig1 he would have a whole Routine just for 2020 and all the democrats as well
@gabaghoul23
9 ай бұрын
@@Flussig1 hed have an entire new show every night
@darylfoster7944
8 ай бұрын
@@Flussig1 and the Covid cultists
@khfan4life365
Жыл бұрын
Everyone who has worked in customer service knows this is all true. 🤣
@adamr9720
9 ай бұрын
I’ve worked in busy restaurants and really busier theme parks all my life. I approve this message.
@danceswithchihuahuas7092
9 ай бұрын
Everyone who has ever had to interact with customer service people also know this.
@scottykelk6682
9 ай бұрын
So have people who have dealt with customer service.
@mfzoom5401
9 ай бұрын
@@danceswithchihuahuas7092 😂 More clients are cooked than customer service representatives.
@billkingston4402
9 ай бұрын
Everybody should have to work a job in dealing directly with the idiots out there
@reinnfrux
7 жыл бұрын
George we need you now more than ever
@tinnitus6316
7 жыл бұрын
He would tear Trump a new asshole.
@User-ge7ni
6 жыл бұрын
Tinnitus roast all the sjws
@barey97
6 жыл бұрын
Tinnitus Most definitely.
@damienfrizzle4910
3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a recent comment
@secundusytp4517
2 жыл бұрын
He'd be cancelled
@Blondesax
9 ай бұрын
I love the guy at 0:52 who enthusiastically answers Carlin… TWICE!
@simplyphenomenal695
24 күн бұрын
You also hear him say “that’s it!“ before he screams his replies lol
@MaaZy_
4 күн бұрын
@@simplyphenomenal695He wasn’t yelling it! Yet it was loud and clear 😅
@e7306
7 жыл бұрын
I love how he starts that off. "Some people are really fuckin' stupid."
@JohnSmith-qn3ob
Жыл бұрын
That's not really the start. They chopped off the first part.
@JP-yo6se
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-qn3ob And the end part where he goes off about Dan Quayle's wife... Easily the funniest part. "And have you taken a look at that wife of his? Where'd he pick her up at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles for christ sake!" brutal lol
@grmpf
4 ай бұрын
@@JP-yo6se That's the funniest part, making fun of some lady's looks? It's true though that she does look exceptionally British.
@ARMALON87
7 жыл бұрын
The best part is that you can belong to one of these three groups, but still laugh
@Anudorini-Talah
3 жыл бұрын
No you xD
@amirm6735
Жыл бұрын
I would wager that the joke is we all fall into at least one of these three groups. You don't think it drove Carlin nuts to be surrounded by the first two groups?
@tarman2752
Жыл бұрын
@@amirm6735 my thoughts exactly
@BenNuProductions
Жыл бұрын
I'm not a part of any of the three groups mentioned so I will laugh AT (and not with) you all 😂😂😂
@ImSlipped
Жыл бұрын
@@BenNuProductions ^Now THIS guy is full of shit lol
@billkrebs4227
9 ай бұрын
Saw him once many, many years ago.... He had a way of making you feel like you were sitting next to him having a beer, just talking and solving the world's problems, one drink at a time....
@_whitewizard
7 ай бұрын
you nor him have ever solved a world problem ever or offered a solution ever but hey he said a cus word on tv hes SO le based.
@auntiesemite9295
9 ай бұрын
George just described EVERY politician.
@tired7140
8 ай бұрын
And half the population of the USA.
@NYRyder1983
8 ай бұрын
Including Trump supporters.
@auntiesemite9295
8 ай бұрын
@@tired7140 ALL of the population that keeps electing dems and repubs thinking that there's a difference.. They both work for the oligarchs, corporations, military industrial complex, drug pushers and of course as can be seen so clearly now, israhell.
@tired7140
7 ай бұрын
Anybody got TDS? Calm down precious.@@NYRyder1983
@UnchainedEruption
7 ай бұрын
George had nothing against politicians. You should see his bit on politicians. "Maybe something else sucks around here...like the people? Yeah, the public sucks, there's a campaign slogan for somebody."
@eugenbalan4628
8 жыл бұрын
The funny part is, he sad the truth and everybody laughed, it was no joke, no joke
@siddharthgautam159
2 жыл бұрын
many a truth is said in jest
@odinfromcentr2
Жыл бұрын
I laugh at things like this in a funny-because-it's-true way.
@erodey3133
Жыл бұрын
The funniest part is that stupid people don't think they are stupid, so a good portion of the audience clapping is actually stupid.
@keifer7813
8 ай бұрын
@@erodey3133And you might be one of them too
@_whitewizard
7 ай бұрын
@@keifer7813 He might be one of them, but you are one of them for sure lol
@TheSignOfZeta
9 ай бұрын
I work at retail. I can relate.
@user-vj5fc9mg4y
2 ай бұрын
OMG. I do too. Like people who don't read the return policy. Stupid stupid. 😂😂
@marbardan
Жыл бұрын
Always listened to this after working retail
@tonyguillen9697
8 ай бұрын
This world, misses George Carlin 🙏🏼🙏🏼👏🏻👏🏻
@thof-kw8os
8 ай бұрын
What planet are you from
@dustyhedger380
9 ай бұрын
I sure do miss George's brutal honesty . A trait lost today , rest well .
@TheStewieOne
6 жыл бұрын
I always had the feeling that George didn't care if you told him that you disagreed with him.
@frankhurst9665
9 ай бұрын
Or if you were "offended".
@czechmate6916
9 ай бұрын
I always loved George Carlin he says what’s on his mind he is accurate and funny all at the same time. I only wish he was here today so I could hear what he’s got to say about what’s happening to our country.
@jamessager5358
8 ай бұрын
Hed be censored
@jamessager5358
8 ай бұрын
Hed be cancel cultured
@willieholmes1483
7 ай бұрын
Carlin would rule the airwaves with a podcast in today’s world.
@BenjaminSteber
Жыл бұрын
I developed this idea into what I call the ‘scoundrel trifecta.’ If I’m talking to somebody and suddenly can’t decide if they are stupid, full of shit or nuts then I know I don’t need to worry about talking to them anymore.
@Dermot2927
9 ай бұрын
You developed George Carlin's idea. Well done.
@barey97
6 жыл бұрын
Still relevant.
@jacksmith-vs4ct
3 жыл бұрын
even today lol
@rareresource
Жыл бұрын
Some of his shows will be always relevant as long as stupid people and their garbages keep their nasty attitude.
@Axess-sv8nq
7 жыл бұрын
Up here in New England, we have a distinct phenomenon: people who are absolutely willfully ignorant.... but think they are way above other people and their "shit don't stink". You get (what I call) the "Trailer Park Elitists" who don't have any more money than you do (and if they do, it isn't much more). Yet, they act as if they are doing you a favor by giving you their precious attention - if even for only a few seconds. It never fails to stun and irritate me whenever I see this kind of behavior. Maybe it's delusion? Maybe they are trying to imagine themselves as millionaires who just haven't won the Lotto yet?
@TheBathulk10
Жыл бұрын
Oh God I do biz in mass/ri/vt my god you're 100 percent right. Always made Bob or Linda too
@stardaggerrihannsu2363
Жыл бұрын
He was punching the Republicans back in Bush Sr., imagine what he would do to the Drumpf Crime Family!
@arcticphoenix2789
9 ай бұрын
An example of a trailer park elitist: Marjorie Taylor Greene
@charlespancamo9771
3 ай бұрын
maybe they think you are stupid
@traceypalangio9615
7 ай бұрын
He’s so right!
@lastcommodore9651
Жыл бұрын
We all know who has since surpassed Dan Quayle in all three categories ..
@koikoivison4753
9 ай бұрын
The entire Dim party and supporters
@Northman1963
9 ай бұрын
Trump
@emadashraf6765
9 ай бұрын
@@koikoivison4753it's Dem* not dim. Proved the point on yourself lol.
@TK-ou1um
8 ай бұрын
Too bad George is not around to see dementia Joe. He makes Dan Quayle and George W Bush look like geniuses. 😂
@TK-ou1um
8 ай бұрын
Yep. Dementia Joe.
@jaredschoenfeld2559
9 ай бұрын
Spend one day in Healthcare and you will wonder how many people are still alive.
@luciusfunk
Жыл бұрын
How I feel at work every day.
@terencew7716
8 ай бұрын
RIP George Carlin Gone But Not Forgotten If he was still alive he would be cancelled unfortunately because of very sensitive people
@UnchainedEruption
7 ай бұрын
He wouldn't get cancelled, because he wouldn't give a fuck what anybody thinks. He'd never self-censor to appease anybody else.
@DembaiVT
2 ай бұрын
You mean Maga people? Because honey, he is one of the original leftists. 😂
@larrykanner37
Жыл бұрын
Miss you, George!!!
@Andrew-py8wd
Ай бұрын
Miss George so much. The world needs a guy like him more than ever.
@user-os5zj2rv7x
6 ай бұрын
Most relevant video on KZitem in 2023 and beyond. Well said George.
@danmiller6462
9 ай бұрын
If George was still alive today he would have to write an entire book to do a show because even more people are stupid now.
@thesaasman
9 ай бұрын
I'd love the great one's take on our 45th President.
@Bullzeye1000yds
9 ай бұрын
You always have to remember, "People" starts with yourself! My Grandpa taught me that li'l bit of wisdom.
@TheMostAwesomeMan2424
2 ай бұрын
George Carlin is a fucking legend!
@ConnorMiller417
6 ай бұрын
This entire video sums up life in 2023! The older I get, the more I realize how more I’ve become like George. The majority of humans are stupid and will never change. There are so many things I view as detrimental to our survival as a species that’s making things worse. Social media, cancel culture, gun violence, BLM, Covid, Artificial Intelligence, Christian conservatives, white supremecists, Trump, Biden etc. George was right, humans don’t ever change, specifically Americans. Americans will only do the right thing only after they’ve exhausted every other alternative. I’m just glad I’m not one of those people because as George said, it’s all bad for you. RIP George
@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden
5 ай бұрын
I’m also glad I’m not one of those people, I’ve been listening to George Carlin my whole life. All of those you mentioned is what’s wrong with America my boy. 98% of the students at the school I go to are fucking nuts. I see them on their phones, disrupting classes, and I saw some kids fight over a chair. I’m sorry you’re having to deal with all of this, I’m surrounded by all of that stuff everyday and it gets sickening. I’ve always felt at home with the UK because of their taste in things and the amount of common sense I’m seeing.
@_meekus
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 you’re in the bottom half my guy. He’s talking about YOU
@_meekus
Ай бұрын
@@TheAdventuresOfJimiJadenman you people really don’t get it lmao
@davidmjackson7784
9 ай бұрын
Everybody is clapping yet the odds are that even in the audience most of them would be stupid too.
@wietse9673
8 ай бұрын
They should’ve given this man the “sir” thing, just like sir David Attenborough. Sir George Carlin, the man fuckin deserved it, R.I.P man. If He lived a little longer goddamn how much laughter he would’ve had.
@rareresource
Жыл бұрын
Rest In Piece, Mr. G. Carlin.
@danielfox3003
10 ай бұрын
Peace?
@sinjinreed2091
9 ай бұрын
That might be one of the only times Carlin ever took a genuine pot-shot at a politician.
@SAM-ht5oe
Ай бұрын
Me Being a Unwanted Foster Child. Abused And Neglected. Never Been To School. Raised In a Foster Home From Hell. Was Always Told, "I WAS TOO STUPID TO LEARN." Always thought I was "The World's Stupidest Person." Until, I started to educate myself.
@arteckjay6537
11 ай бұрын
Anybody who works retail knows what he's talking about
@keifer7813
8 ай бұрын
Yeah cos you'd have to be stupid to work retail
@ryankeefe2102
25 күн бұрын
You goddamn right
@jaimlawson
11 ай бұрын
George Carlin has a lot of patience for doing the set with that heckler screaming. I guess comedians have to be patient
@Dermot2927
9 ай бұрын
He WAS kinda stupid, wasn't he?
@anton1949
11 ай бұрын
George knew it had to be true to be funny.
@wxnd3r45
8 ай бұрын
Wishes he was still around. We need him nowadays.
@misplacednewyawker
4 ай бұрын
The closest thing to GC is Bill Burr; Who is good, but certainly no George Carlin.
@ChrisWilliams87-06
15 күн бұрын
Albert Einstein was probably an introvert, probably got really annoyed when he stepped out of his house
@IronMan-tk8uc
9 ай бұрын
The dramatic slow closes on his face that does it for me! Mr. G. Carlin, really one of a kind!
@tucosalamanca5648
9 ай бұрын
rest in peace George. I will always love you and I miss you...
@sh0g0kawada
9 ай бұрын
I truly believe that if Carlin lived to see Trump run for president, he would've roasted him so bad he wouldn't have even gotten the nomination. He had the best mirror placement of all comedians: he knew whose reflection it had to be, and he knew how to angle it so the right people could see it.
@coldsamon
9 ай бұрын
Also roast Biden 😊
@Hirnlego999
8 ай бұрын
@@coldsamon Not the same. At all. Birtherism alone is so stupid it should have disqualified any politician in most countries. Add to that Q, stop the steal, pizzagate etc holy macaroni
@supergenesisstation1991
7 ай бұрын
@@coldsamonDude carlin would have field day roasting biden considering all the embarrassing dumb shit he has done. Hell the likes of jeff dunham and kevin hart have had snipes at biden.
@kevinluschak5241
9 ай бұрын
This guy is the man when it comes to comedy he s king!
@chanfainacorp
9 ай бұрын
Dude just described the existence of the concept; without even mentioning an example. An still achieved a master piece of comedy. Love u Carlin.
@baronghede2365
Жыл бұрын
Rip, George Carlin, Blessed Be.
@randyscrafts8575
9 ай бұрын
If George could only see the stupidity of the managers and supervisors where I used to work. Good God. That would be a few hours show and easy money.
@lizcis3875
Жыл бұрын
George knew it before anyone!!
@Dasher_The_Viral
6 жыл бұрын
I really needed this. XD
@50pinkies67
8 ай бұрын
Omg!! I lost it at Dan Quayle. 😂😂
@mfahy0718
Ай бұрын
If that was today he'd say Donald Trump is all 3.
@johnfairweather9188
9 ай бұрын
It used to be that “some” people were stupid. Now, it’s almost everyone (except me, of course).
@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden
5 ай бұрын
Yes I feel you, the most painful thing about being smart is that you have to deal with idiots.
@mikeybuzzo5930
6 жыл бұрын
The beginning is so funny 😂
@jamalselesi182
8 ай бұрын
R.I.P. George Carlin
@blacknsezi
5 ай бұрын
I'd trade my life to bring this man back
@rareresource
Жыл бұрын
Actually, it is one of my favorite shows. As you can easily spot, they are ones of those who spy, laugh and leak their customers, clients, guests, passengers, applicants and employees privacy to third parties without the targets consent.
@BruceWayne-pm6co
7 жыл бұрын
This is what I feel about all of you.
@acamm0473
3 ай бұрын
“Think of how stupid the average person is then realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin
@HeliosRed95
Жыл бұрын
George is talking about (Insert person, group, or nationality here.)" Have you considered he's talking about you too? Humanity collectively has done a hell of a lot of stupid shit.
@flovv4580
Жыл бұрын
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - GC
@cynthiavanteylingen7922
Ай бұрын
Last catergory bad shit crazy
@houser4201
8 жыл бұрын
on point!!!!
@gwynnielsen5081
8 ай бұрын
Human nature doesn't change, only technology. There must be something behind that.
@Greyareas27
Жыл бұрын
Dan Quayle? He would have had a field day with 45.
@ict113090
7 ай бұрын
If George thought Dan Quayle was bad (he was) he should consider himself lucky he didn’t live to see the political world of the 2010’s/20’s
@LORDINWORK-zc2ox
2 ай бұрын
This will never gets old.,. BWAHAHAHAHA... 😂🤣🤣😁🤣😂🥰
@ocstrangeness
5 ай бұрын
I love when the camera's pan to the crowd because they are NOT the people George was talking about. He always had the best audiences.
@BC-ny3zb
Ай бұрын
Terrence Howards recent ascent to internet genius brought me back here. Miss you George.
@Nusserj
29 күн бұрын
Some people are both.
@Snowie7826
4 ай бұрын
Everyone in that audience was thinking "Yeah! Everybody's stupid except me!"
@user-xo7kp6hh2g
3 ай бұрын
Perfection
@bythedog
11 ай бұрын
The only reason anyone would get triggered by what he says is because they believe they fit into one of those categories.
@user-zf9oo8gs4z
7 ай бұрын
Who is that one guy in the audience Going “yeah!!!!!”?
@alc4117
8 күн бұрын
George Carlin would become the fucking rapture in today’s society with his style. That would be a sight to behold.
@tgsrhoy6619
7 ай бұрын
Perfect descriptions of politicians.
@PhilMante
7 ай бұрын
Garbageman here. We're often short staffed so we often get workers from a place called employment specialists (we call them ES guys) who are often dumber than a hammer.
@ethanletzer3507
4 ай бұрын
"Think of how stupid the average person is, then realize half of the people are stupider than that" - George Carlin
@MyAramil
Жыл бұрын
Ahhh, george carlin, We all miss your wisdom.
@kellysing8068
Ай бұрын
I was watching this before bed after I was in bed I though, I'm stupid as well, and laughed, and had a nice sleep.
@jonathanhubbell7926
Жыл бұрын
St. George!
@JamesBond-hy4kv
2 ай бұрын
I came to conclusion today after listening to 3 different people.
@CRAZYMUGMAN
9 ай бұрын
1:01 me when i started watching critical drinker 1:04 me when critical drinker was paid to praise discard season 3
@willia451
9 ай бұрын
He was wise not to specify. Because generally speaking everybody thinks everybody else is stupid.
@TheWalkingRed
9 ай бұрын
I'm glad I came across this. Recently I've been making a mental note of how many "dumbfucks" I encounter during my commute to and from work. It's a short 5 minute drive but I'm guaranteed at least 1 dumbfuck per day. It's amazing.
@TonyMay-fd8rg
7 ай бұрын
It’s easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they have been fooled. Mark Twain !
@alienboy1322
9 ай бұрын
Love the guy who's shouting no and yeah.
@alaplex100
7 ай бұрын
Just today I saw a guy crossing a busy street looking down at his phone, a woman got of her suv and double parked blocking a lane. Another guy made a left turn from the right lane. Carlin is right. I never realized just how many stupid people I see every day.
@gabaghoul23
9 ай бұрын
i wish he was alive now to see this- he would never memorize another show again cuz every single show would be fresh news
@flovv4580
Жыл бұрын
The world is the way it it, because people are the way they are.
@1234567890noone
9 ай бұрын
Well I'm willing to argue that the world is the way it it, because people are the way they they
@englishkenny958
9 ай бұрын
I miss this man!!
@matthewwims3386
7 ай бұрын
Still so relevant today.
@iwanttobelieve9496
7 ай бұрын
People today make the people he's referring to back then look like Ivy League graduates.
@nicbing2598
Ай бұрын
" Ivy League graduates " a STUPID statement from one of the stupid ones Mr Carlin talks about ?.
@_meekus
Ай бұрын
Yes more information and somehow people are more stupid. No we just gave idiots phones, look in your right hand.
@Clubhouse_Destroyer
2 ай бұрын
I'm dealing with them everyday
@michaelbruns449
8 күн бұрын
George Carlins stinging venomous running commentary friggin rules.
@Kimi-7678
6 күн бұрын
I love it! Hahaha
@terryvlunsford1610
25 күн бұрын
Just imagine what George would think about Trump, Biden or Harris.
@paulharries9558
8 ай бұрын
George Carlin never made jokes, but people laughed because they didn't know how else to react.
@TheBallls
9 ай бұрын
“People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.” ― George Carlin
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