As a convicted serial criminal from Chiraq, (I'm Australian and middle class, never been pulled over) this is completely true.
@kidalcoholic4092
Жыл бұрын
China + Iraq
@CrunkNuts
Жыл бұрын
@@kidalcoholic4092 Chicago & Iraq
@delty8862
Жыл бұрын
Wtf is a Chiraq? Sounds like some food gimmick you get at the Ekka
@skywhite5894
Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie i can confirm
@HeyImTiP
Жыл бұрын
@@delty8862 Chiraq refers to Chicago basically being a fucking warzone
@wanamingo4961
Жыл бұрын
Just fyi for all foreigners, this video is a prank. We don’t actually have police in Aus, just local warbosses of the roving road warrior gangs.
@catshez
Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that.. Back in QLD I worked at a small town pub , got a phone call one night from a local policeman to warn everyone at the pub where they were going to be, and to make sure they drove the back roads home instead 😂
@Alphoric
Жыл бұрын
They’re just dropbears riding wallabies
@Editingisfun34072
Жыл бұрын
We have police in australia you dumby
@darkassassin6457
Жыл бұрын
@@catshezwhen I think of small town pub...that’s exactly what I expect lmao
@catshez
Жыл бұрын
@@darkassassin6457 Yeh right 🤣 Small Cane farming town.. one shop which is also the Post Office and hairdressers.. and one Pub.. Ahh good times 😃😂
@stilescd7213
Жыл бұрын
As a felon that has committed public indecency in multiple countries I can confirm this is correct.
@wallabyzzz1529
Жыл бұрын
Ayo what the f
@Ericel860
Жыл бұрын
as a fucking as a spammer i can confirm i dont shut up
@og_rowie_1263
Жыл бұрын
when i get done it's called decent exposure 🤭
@Footrotflats251
Жыл бұрын
Tell us the story 😂
@Footrotflats251
Жыл бұрын
Tell us the story 😂
@castiolare
Жыл бұрын
The fact that the Aussie version is basically just an episode of RBT 🤣
@baabaabaa2293
Жыл бұрын
Bloke l know got on RBT...Al who lives in his car!! White AU Falcon... Pos for mull.. Pos for amphet... Zero for grog.. At least l wasn't drunk!! Funniest shit lve seen in yrs (they've rptd it about 10 times!!).
@playingfortnitewithjamal-sr3yr
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Jade-5713
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha omg yes !
@MachineThatCreates
Жыл бұрын
The Aussie cop bit is a little overblown but generally if you tell them the truth and don't give them Greif they'll give you a decent go. Once I got pulled over for a RBT. He asks "how much have you had to drink?" I said "2 schooners,3 glasses of wine and 2 Jim and cokes" I blew .61. he goes "all right we'll wait 10 mins and we'll try again" second time I blew .57. he says "ok promise me you'll sit here for 30 mins and you can be on your way."thanks mate". I got home safely. 👍
@BitLight
Жыл бұрын
Bro did a perfect drunk impression tho
@ghoulishtacco6580
Жыл бұрын
He’s had a lot of practice
@aidanlikesshoes6892
Жыл бұрын
he was prolly already drunk
@MultiChrisjb
Жыл бұрын
impression?
@fab3laundry
Жыл бұрын
As a drunk Aussie I can confirm that if police are laughing at you for being drunk, you can just tell them they only have an issue because they are jealous that it's Sat night and they are sober.
@narnyrarny4175
Жыл бұрын
In Australia you literally just pee wherever you can on long road trips or if there is no toilets or they are all occupied but at home go in the back yard
@FlynnM6
Жыл бұрын
It’s good day when Liam Dowling uploads
@charliewinterss
Жыл бұрын
Darcy’s acting as the political conflict in the southern states of Australia amid the brutality faced in the workplace by troubled individuals was the performance of the life time. On point
@falsefreedom1713
Жыл бұрын
Darcy's acting as the taser was phenomenal!
@pusoworist
Жыл бұрын
"i can get you one of those slushies with the- oh wait that's hungry jacks." I make that same mistake every time
@nickbyrden3402
Жыл бұрын
Once had a cop just ask me and my mate “you have boys haven’t been drinking yeah?” when his breath breathalyser wasn’t working. Let us go after that. Legend
@FOE-LEKA
Жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Australia.. police aren’t real, mad max is real WITNESS😂
@cherryxplorer2
Жыл бұрын
Love your videos Liam! Any chance you can do a few UK vs AUS videos? :)
@kostapanagiotidis393
Жыл бұрын
thats such a shit comparison 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀its like comparing fucking yemen to australia
@LiamDowling69
Жыл бұрын
Our countries are far too similar hahah
@adjudicator4766
Жыл бұрын
@@LiamDowling69 No they are not
@natural3362
Жыл бұрын
@@LiamDowling69 nah you're not
@natural3362
Жыл бұрын
@@adjudicator4766 yeah.. Like uk is do different
@irainz294
Ай бұрын
these 5 minute videos feel like forever, its such a good thing too
@chloetwintheii3872
Жыл бұрын
As an Australian pair of socks, I can confirm this is accurate.
@euphony5552
Жыл бұрын
In Australia our equivalent of American police are called Ticket Inspectors.
@MrNatewhatley
Жыл бұрын
Just FYI: Liam is the first drunk Australia ever to go home in the front of a squad car, and not the back of a paddy wagon
@kremepye3613
Жыл бұрын
Aussie cops are some of the most aggresive in the world unless you are in the countryside
@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106
Жыл бұрын
Depends on the state ur in
@Clarence23rd
Жыл бұрын
highly douht that im only had peacefull encounters
@IamPINKIEDaniels
Жыл бұрын
the cops in Australia also take people to macdonalds after a night in the cell 😂😉
@Dan-mk3or
Жыл бұрын
come to South Afrika you'll be driving and you see someone peeing on an electrical box
@TinySofa-jz9lx
Жыл бұрын
Just got back from a long vacation and it’s good to be home in Australia ✋😭 been missing this accent
@baabaabaa2293
Жыл бұрын
As a Chiko Roll l can confirm this is accurate as fk.
@bmx13andit52
Жыл бұрын
I’m lost… my memories of Australian police is shooting unarmed citizens at the decree of our tyrants? I must be in the wrong bloody town if we’ve got good cops like that
@weareharbinger914
Жыл бұрын
As an Australian, probably true, but 100% not in the cities, they will beat the shit out of you.
@Waffenpole
Жыл бұрын
Bro turned into kermit half way through the tazer scene lol.
@Kivral
Жыл бұрын
Darcy's acting as the cop car was exceptional
@hi79cruisers90
Жыл бұрын
You should do stand up comedy like what Frenchy does
@sebastiansullivan6450
Жыл бұрын
As an American he wouldn’t have gotten tased he would’ve gotten shot at least 50 million times per second
@jakegargiulo5101
Жыл бұрын
"The only way to get better at drink driving is practice so, if anything I'm being a good citizen here"
@paulmcgrath6118
Жыл бұрын
Been arrested multiple times in Ireland and once in Spain. Have to say most of the gaurds in Ireland are grand, got the shit kicked out of me twice but what can you do they never convicted me , prefer to get beaten up than get a criminal record. I worked in the states, never got arrested there but did have a gun pointed at me. They don’t mess around.
@mrmax9450
Жыл бұрын
hey liam love your vids keep up the great work.
@avaparkergray1983
Жыл бұрын
....which we definitely have the budget for 😂
@ByzaBolts155
Жыл бұрын
Yes!! I was hoping to find a comment that said this! 😂
@TheRealKaboto
Жыл бұрын
Common sense lol 😆
@That_Freedom_Guy
Жыл бұрын
I'm Australian and working class. My first offence was being drunk at Christmas when they put me in MAXIMUM SECURITY in Newcastle. They over reacted and threw me in with lifers! Then I went through a riot with helmets, gas masks, batons and tear gas. My First offence, which was nothing! How can they ever justify such injustice from justice? Oh, that's right, they don't have to! I love a sunburnt tyranny...a land of sweeping laws, of sycophants and bureaucrats but never say class war!
@yiazaman
Жыл бұрын
As a convicted serial criminal from Chiraq, (I'm Australian and middle class, never been pulled over) this is completely true.
@organicmechanic5150
Жыл бұрын
I got pulled over by a traffic cop doing well over the speed limit on a highway, probably about 30kms over 110. The copper asked me why I was hooking it so fast and he said if I had a good reason, he wouldn't impound my car. I told him that my missus left me for a copper a few years earlier and when I saw his lights come on and heard the siren, I panicked and sped up because I thought he was bringing the bitch back. He actually started laughing and gave me a verbal. Bloody Australia 😂
@EVERGLOW_GIRLS
3 ай бұрын
Let’s add RBT and highway patrol to this
@tturcino
Жыл бұрын
Don't know if this is so true since 2020. It's hard to find decent Police now. Country towns still have good cops. Thank you to all the Police who 'Uphold The Right'
@BWater-yq3jx
Жыл бұрын
I appreciate the investment in a shirt which closely resembles a police uniform. 😆
@mathildaanderson231
Жыл бұрын
As an American I’m embarrassed to say this is true I wanna live in Australia one day, seems so cool
@BoiledKoolaid
Жыл бұрын
4:27 what a country 🇦🇺
@DadSkool
Жыл бұрын
sorry but the entire world saw Australian covid police
@lmc7233
Жыл бұрын
i wish they were this chilled
@cajs100
Жыл бұрын
Both are so accurate
@silaaron76
Жыл бұрын
And then once you get home you are imprisoned there forever because the flu is scary or something.
@tobyfuller9453
Жыл бұрын
100% correct me mate rolled his patrol and brew double the limit and they just gave him a warning, and brethoed me, I blew numbers and they let us do our thing. May I add we are only on our P plates 😂
@sholtowilson8451
Жыл бұрын
Think after losing his patrol they thought he'd suffered enough XD
@tobyfuller9453
Жыл бұрын
@@sholtowilson8451 hahah yeah
@MuntMan
Жыл бұрын
HUNGRY JACKS SHITS ON KFC
@TheRealKaboto
Жыл бұрын
Common sense lol 😆
@cowskull1517
Жыл бұрын
He didn't zip up
@Xxassass1n021xX
Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I can confirm
@lexdeobesean
Жыл бұрын
Inaccurate... the American cop didn't use 'necessary force' immediately and emptied his glock in that perp. The aussie was scary accurate though.
@RandomGuyComments
Жыл бұрын
Sorry and sir? Definitely a Canadian scenario
@bradleyadams5167
Жыл бұрын
The only way to get better at drink driving is to practice 😂 fkn gold
@helixator3975
Жыл бұрын
Damn right old mate got arrested, having a p!ss without using a tree is a crime against both nature and humanity.
@ryanmitchell3490
Жыл бұрын
Rami passed the breath test
@newtonmetres7533
Жыл бұрын
Unrealistic. Didn’t see any of the drug sniffing kangaroos the coppers hop around on
@goldencript
Жыл бұрын
Australia has so many problems that they are so chill with drink n driving as long as their safe 😂
@elevenpsy
Жыл бұрын
Total opposite in Aus. As soon as a cop sees you drive a nice car or are 3km/h over the speed limit you will be pulled over, interrogated and harassed like you’ve just done a drive-by on a school with an automatic weapon
@kennethv5250
Жыл бұрын
in america public indecency is a misdemeanor not a felony unless youve committed 3 acts of public indecency then it becomes a felony
@bmacadody9447
Жыл бұрын
Legit I got picked up by the Police drunk they took me through macas drive through and dropped me off home! The police in Victoria are the best
@majellagraham3688
Жыл бұрын
Where were these Aussie cops during the worst lockdown this last century. They weren't so cool then
@TheRealKaboto
Жыл бұрын
Common sense lol 😆
@Clarence23rd
Жыл бұрын
damm people still make a big deal out of nothing.
@Eric-li7zc
Жыл бұрын
gday m8 have an awsome australia day
@donnaaussiedch8040
Жыл бұрын
It would be easier to believe if the landscape wasn't so typically Australian 😂.
@davidwalker7312
Жыл бұрын
Bro, only true Australians know about that hungry jacks comment
@Richard-qx6el
Жыл бұрын
Bloody classic.
@Liamded
Жыл бұрын
Btw i tried this and it doesnt work
@gergleshmerf3544
Жыл бұрын
really pulled the rami face from RBT
@Downfurther
Жыл бұрын
Love the video but it's hilarious how Australians are obsessed with comparing their police to the one in America as if the police in Australia were that good. The police in Australia have a lot of power and often act incredibly authoritarian.
@kys290
Жыл бұрын
True but one difference is that we have cops that don’t let people with guns and shit into schools as often as you Americans
@Downfurther
Жыл бұрын
@@kys290 I'm not American
@animefan7424
Жыл бұрын
O, your subscribers make sense why you have a stupid view like that.
@kys290
Жыл бұрын
@@Downfurther I was just explaining mate
@Clarence23rd
Жыл бұрын
@@Downfurther australian police are much better its factual but got to take in population difference when comaparing.
@fishingfan1500
Жыл бұрын
I call bullshit, we don't call them squad cars in Straya.
@Kifflom_73
Жыл бұрын
"I'll Get You A Zinger Crunch Box And One Of Those Slushies With The.. Oh That's Hungry Jacks.." Didn't Even Finish The Sentence, But Those Bursties.. Hungry Jacks 'Bursties' Slushies Will Forever Be Engraved In Our Brains.
@Go_Bombers
Жыл бұрын
Did you delete the original video cos I watched this exact video yesterday
@TheRealKaboto
Жыл бұрын
Common sense lol 😆
@guybored4694
Жыл бұрын
meanwhile uk: *oi oi yuouw caarnt tork loiyke that to meiy yer gettin arrested fer swearin*
@Cameltitties
Жыл бұрын
Fucking awesome mate! just another banger
@battlesnake4396
Жыл бұрын
As an migrant living in Australia I can confirm that the hivis are real😂😂
@izzyolsson5269
Жыл бұрын
As an aussie, I've had cops watch me do some pretty munted stuff while drunk on nights out and they just laughed/shook their heads/told me to take care 😂
@caniborrowapencil5160
Жыл бұрын
Probrably because you’re female I just get fined 😐
@VaughanRoderick
Жыл бұрын
I had cops drive me home at 2am while off my nut on LSD. Aussie cops can be helpful from time to time.
@pheonixangel_
Жыл бұрын
@@caniborrowapencil5160 nah it doesn’t matter the gender, it matters how much of an Aussie the cop is
@Men_Of_Culture33
Жыл бұрын
Same in New Zealand. You can get piss drunk and higher than venus, but they will pull you over and ask for a hit
@deco7651
Жыл бұрын
@@pheonixangel_ pretty much just if the cunts bald and or a highway patrol officer if not he’s gonna just be a good bloke.
@problemforyou
Жыл бұрын
It's even funnier that the Australian one is actually accurate
@JazzD_335
Жыл бұрын
yeah mate yesterday I punched a baby clean in the temple fell asleep I think and then I took some meth all while driving and I got a fucking ticket aye I also had an illegal firearm I stole off the polices coworker that i started shooting around which ig would of been why. last time I did this I got a warning as well. fucked how strict aus police is
@problemforyou
Жыл бұрын
@@JazzD_335 no your thinking of dandenong, I was talking about australia
@ChasingDragons420
Жыл бұрын
@@problemforyou Can confirm that Dandenong is not a part of Australia. I've lived there and it's different.
@magnuswright5572
Жыл бұрын
Tryna say the American one is inaccurate? X
@female.earthling
Жыл бұрын
@@magnuswright5572 nope its just that the Australia is actually accurate Bec its funny and unbelievable but its true
@bikesareco3749
Жыл бұрын
Love your vids as a Australian teenager I can confirm that this is 101% true
@calculator17
Жыл бұрын
As a fellow Australian teenager, I can re-confirm that this is 102% true
@SoggyToast506
Жыл бұрын
As an Australian adult.. I can 103% can absolutely re-re-confirm this
@joshuagreening1426
Жыл бұрын
Same here mate
@bodierobertson6845
Жыл бұрын
As an Australian teenager I can confirm this is 104% true
@TheRealKaboto
Жыл бұрын
Common sense lol 😆
@sirchicken446
Жыл бұрын
you know it’s a good day when both liam and the fairbairn boys upload a video
@TheRealKaboto
Жыл бұрын
Common sense lol 😆
@user-ft7fq4ou4v
Жыл бұрын
"The only way to get better at drink driving is practice, so if anything I'm being a good citizen" No way he's drunk if he's coming up with logic that solid
@KayveePlays
Жыл бұрын
Nah yea, bloke here does actually make sense. Still we Aussies have that rare drunk gene to output some genius while smashed. Exactly how we came up with the whole "getting down to the bottlo-o for a bag of going juice and some long necks, before stopping at the servo for a snazza and pie with dead horse on em"
@Ricardo_Moto
9 ай бұрын
We only come up with logic that fucking good when we are drunk.
@YourFriendlyOfficeAssistant
9 ай бұрын
Nah this is drunk logic
@mysterylovescompany2657
Жыл бұрын
As an Australian pair of sunglasses, I can confirm this is accurate.
@stilescd7213
Жыл бұрын
Fake Australian Punishment: Driving around in the Thunderdome. Real Australian Punishment: Driving around in a Squad Car.
@iamarchibald
Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican grandma of 15 I can confirm this is accurate
@bluevfxTM
Жыл бұрын
As a convicted war criminal that did unforgivable crimes in 2004. This is relatable.
@JaycobMichie529
Жыл бұрын
Stop the cap mate
@Sophie-ml4jy
Жыл бұрын
As an Australian on walks my mums just stops and goes into the bush a little to take a shit or pee.... she taught us well. Gott love me mum ♥️
@JBHIFI-fo4lb
Жыл бұрын
Nah surly not a shit
@54Luca69
Жыл бұрын
@@JBHIFI-fo4lb nah mate just grab a leaf surely
@OhneMehrwert
Жыл бұрын
@@54Luca69 Vegemite makes you sht pretty solid, so there is not even a need for that leave.
@jacobm8396
Жыл бұрын
@@54Luca69 stinging nettle works best
@Sophie-ml4jy
Жыл бұрын
Mate... she wants to go shes gonna go
@shroomboy432
Жыл бұрын
Darcys acting as the police backup was so good i almost couldn't tell it was him.
@stm7810
Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile I in Australia was physically assaulted by a cop with many other cops watching, then nearly got arrested for swearing, all because I was at a peaceful protest. I'm visibly disabled btw.
@CrackingCritic
Жыл бұрын
As the Australian microphone attached to this bloke’s shirt, I can confirm this conversation actually happened.
@jodiefranke6325
Жыл бұрын
😂😅
@daboiz9864
Жыл бұрын
“With this real gun that we definitely had the budget for” lmao
@notna7197
Жыл бұрын
The part where he said “oh that’s hungry jacks” is so relatable me and my mates get that shit mixed up all the time we go all the way to kfc and we get there and forget that it’s only at hungry jacks😂
@pebble651
Жыл бұрын
The fact that the Australian one is accurate scares me.
@xploringplaces1100
Жыл бұрын
he legit sounds like a cop and the the “he was talking shit” is so true
@FairbairnFilms
Жыл бұрын
does the king reply
@Boneless6065
Жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in America, I can safely say the Australian one is fairly accurate
@ScogMeister
Жыл бұрын
mate you have got to be the most qualified bloke I've ever met
@PirateNikki
Жыл бұрын
The American one is so spot on. I had a LARGE male cop tell me to quit resisting when I was 19 yrs old, (5 ft 3 & 110 lb female) because i turned my head back to look at him because I was shocked he had just put me in handcuffs for underage drinking. Bunch of power hungry psychos Had his partner grab my other arm and slam me face down on a table.
@dasmuss6174
Жыл бұрын
I’m an Aussie, what he would’ve said is ‘why are you drink driving sir?’, ‘well look at me, I’m way too pissed to walk home officer’
@fourtyfiftynine
Жыл бұрын
as a professional drink driver, i say that he tackled that really awfully. he never invited him to drink drive with him; drink driving is more fun with friends.
@omerta316
Жыл бұрын
As a car this is 1000% accurate
@johnsonter1358
Жыл бұрын
Are you forgetting how crap Australian police acted with the lock down. This is not even closs to how f up some Australian police are.
@lucasdennis-r3r
Ай бұрын
the amrica one is so relatable
@Dr.ZoidbergPhD
Жыл бұрын
You can tell they're aussies bc they're wearing shorts during Christmas. Either that or they're in TX
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