As a former convenience store clerk, the only thing you left out was asking for a bag for your one item, then immediately throwing it on the ground outside.
@samholdsworth420
6 ай бұрын
😂
@610jrod
6 ай бұрын
Pulling in with his window rolled all the way down, though ❌️❌️❌️
@AspearMotorSports
6 ай бұрын
If I carried it to the register, I can carry it to my truck
@uuuultra
6 ай бұрын
As someone who doesn't care, I didn't ask 😂
@jdash82.
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@shadowthesi
6 ай бұрын
The fact that the tempo mirrors are VIBRATING means that even if the sound was dubbed in afterwards, Marshall was still absolutely BLASTING it at the pump. PERFECT
@-jimmyjames
6 ай бұрын
yeap. rollin and bump it till the wheels fall off
@98erics
6 ай бұрын
I noticed that too.... That was just the car's natural Tempo. It shakes like that even when there isn't any music.
@wantsanewvehicle
6 ай бұрын
just the engine running and the mounts for the mirrors are old and worn out (probably did that when new too, I mean..it's a ford after all)
@mikebond6328
6 ай бұрын
Whatchu talkin bout DUB? Ain’t nobody dub nuthin.
@virginiadeel8087
6 ай бұрын
My question is how is a tempo still alive mine didn't last 5 years
@lowtriggerweightjay7331
6 ай бұрын
Almost perfect accept the Ford Tempo should have had 3 20” rims and 1 doughnut tire 🤣. Nice vid
@elementalist1984
6 ай бұрын
I don't see any bars on the windows of the gas station or divider keeping customers away from the cashier either
@BxCortez2050
6 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@josepholiver6733
5 ай бұрын
And just those 3 rims were worth more then the car
@WalterKnox
5 ай бұрын
Eh... even if it isn't quite "authentic," I still appreciate seeing a Ford Tempo that hasn't been completely bastardized.
@roboteen
5 ай бұрын
@@elementalist1984or everything locked away so the clerk has to get it for the customer. Or the gun shots in the background. The needles spread throughout the parking lot. The druggies sleeping on the sidewalk.
@phillipdavis3316
6 ай бұрын
You forgot: Having to keep your head on a swivel, the person that walks up and asks for change, and the jammed pack full of knockoff crap inside that you can barely see the clerk.
@timtileman2936
6 ай бұрын
True
@kristenrockwell6637
4 ай бұрын
Notice when he's walking into the store, he tucks in his chain.
@lordmortimer8055
6 ай бұрын
As a New Jerseyan we can’t be trusted to touch the complicated and dangerous gasoline nozzle so I have no idea what none of this means
@WilliamHollinger2019
6 ай бұрын
Yeah so bad that your government needs a person to fill it up for you.
@donotrobme9295
6 ай бұрын
New Jersey is like Oregon then. I thought Oregon was the only state my whole You’re telling me for 40 years…
@kamata1341
6 ай бұрын
@@donotrobme9295Oregon actually just undid that last year, thank goodness. It was WAY too weird not being allowed to for someone from out of state. (Oregon house bill 2426)
@anthonys7534
6 ай бұрын
Must be run by liberals
@Twinkie989
6 ай бұрын
As a New Jerseyan, I sat at the pump getting angry the first time I drove to PA. I had no idea... Very glad we don't have to pump our own gas. It provides jobs- plus it is a nice perk.
@OssianEMills
6 ай бұрын
Opening all of the doors, with the music blaring- that was on point.
@Nick-Nasty
5 ай бұрын
So insanely lame
@bryanspencer3454
5 ай бұрын
With the temp tags. 😂
@blak3brutus229
3 ай бұрын
@@Nick-Nastyhe wasn’t trying to be cool, which is the problem with people like you who if he was lame by attempt, implies he cared to make an attempt to look cool in your opinion, which just isn’t the case. Perhaps mind your own fuckin business on what people do lol?
@MidnightPolaris800
Ай бұрын
Africans
@Matando
6 ай бұрын
The police sirens were at such a perfect "in the background" volume that I though they were actually outside.......... as in not in the video, lmfao
@wickedmirage
5 ай бұрын
I leaned to look out my window.
@russriley3005
2 ай бұрын
I'm so used to that; I didn't even notice it in the video. sad commentary on the inner city of Kansas City Missouri
@dabbleintoindie
Ай бұрын
@@russriley3005 same here kcmo fam
@allfictionisfantasy
6 ай бұрын
That tight-ass cardigan is killing me.
@N-Lee
5 ай бұрын
He thinks He's Cool.
@AustiuNoMatterWho
5 ай бұрын
Looks mighty spiffy to me my good sir.
@davec.3198
4 ай бұрын
Didn't even get a second look in the 'burbs. :)
@Agent1W
3 ай бұрын
Pull over.
@TheDungeonDive
3 ай бұрын
@@Agent1Wnope. It’s a cardigan buttoned up.
@PlatypusAurelius
6 ай бұрын
I like that he's got a "The Club" steering wheel lock and wheel immobilizer for his 1994 Ford Tempo.
@-jimmyjames
6 ай бұрын
period correct sir. AS SEEN ON TV, never be left stranded with a stolen car again atleast until your old senile infomercial self misplaces said key anyhoo
@jeremytibbetts3576
6 ай бұрын
With a cold air intake 😂
@daveyward7388
6 ай бұрын
Don't think for a second a ninja won't steal that shit.
@chesucat
6 ай бұрын
I seen a lot of "Clubs" in Hyundais and KIAs recently.
@SkorpyoTFC
6 ай бұрын
If my eyes don't deceive me, that was a HyperTough wheel lock.
@glizzygladiator8055
6 ай бұрын
‘He don’t know me?’ is horrific accuracy. 💀😂
@thompkins6796
Ай бұрын
Legit sent me back to being a cashier arguing with customers that just because somebody in this store knew you once, that doesn't mean you're good with me. They always got so mad I wouldn't turn the pump on for a stranger 🙄
@xplicitt9054
6 ай бұрын
Lmao i died when he said " you only left me $6 for gas lmao" the buy scratch offs when your dead ass broke is so accurate
@spacepeanut8993
6 ай бұрын
I'm just ASTONISHED you found a Ford Tempo with a functional transmission!!!
@MarshallPatrick
6 ай бұрын
I’m amazed by this car every time I drive it! It really does run great for the age!
@jamescrock2213
6 ай бұрын
If you get rid of it tell me , I’m in GA too I dig that aesthetic
@FlameG102
6 ай бұрын
@@MarshallPatrick the burgundy interior is just chef's kiss
@jamesbartley1296
6 ай бұрын
….and intact motor mounts
@spacepeanut8993
6 ай бұрын
@@MarshallPatrick I worked in a junkyard in the mid 90's. Tempo motors ran forever! Transmissions? We had a waiting list!
@pkwithmeplease
6 ай бұрын
Your ability to play two different characters so well is amazing! You sir have my standing ovation.
@htownblue11
6 ай бұрын
The Ford Tempo might be my favorite character on this channel…..every time he shows up something is about to go down.
@Agent1W
3 ай бұрын
I already know what's going down, or UP(like engine temps). True story about that btw as a former Ford Tempo owner.
@KShip148
2 ай бұрын
@@Agent1W Same here! I was constantly watching the temperature gauge!
@bhocolatebhipbookie3967
6 ай бұрын
😂😂 I feel like I should be offended but this shit too real!!😂😂
@TheShinytall
6 ай бұрын
Fr because the big popcan boxes is so true 😂
@monsterhuntingunslingers33
6 ай бұрын
A bhoclate bhip bookie?
@kiki_the_creator
6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@dispatchiride512
6 ай бұрын
😢😅😊 I thought I hit him, but I did not know he was gonna do all of that lol
@nickgerr1991
5 ай бұрын
if the shoe fits
@StarHunter28
3 ай бұрын
The guy parking his truck at the pump to just go inside and wander is so amazingly accurate. Buccees has 200 pumps and 150 of them have a car parked in front of them.
@guytech7310
Ай бұрын
Boomers: They think no one else exists but them!
@scottregan8699
6 ай бұрын
Absolutely love that your "suburb" gas station is a Buc-ee's
@pyrrhicvictory1707
6 ай бұрын
I've never been to one it looks a super market
@drbecktex
5 ай бұрын
Yeah. They definitely are stuck up assholes compared to regular gas stations 😂
@TheCharleseye
5 ай бұрын
@@pyrrhicvictory1707 It's like if Disneyland had a gas station. There's a Buc-ee Beaver mascot walking around, tons of random gimmicky and practical things to buy, more food and drinks than you can imagine, and the cleanest, nicest bathrooms you'll ever see at a gas station. There are also over 100 pumps at most locations (no, I'm not embellishing). It's crazy.
@Firevine
5 ай бұрын
@@pyrrhicvictory1707 Buc-ee's is WILD. You owe yourself a trip. You need gas? Buc-ee's. You want some super good hot sauce? Buc-ee's. Need a deer stand? Buc-ee's. Want some BBQ that has no right to be as good as it is? Buc-ee's. Need all of these things at 3:45 AM on a Tuesday? Buc-ee's.
@WeShallC
4 ай бұрын
I live in the Burbs and my Gas Station is a Buc-ee’s. I be getting their clubs Sammie’s for lunch on the reg.
@uw91
6 ай бұрын
Witnessing the softness of the rocking motion in that Tempo suspension almost put me to sleep.
@danlevesque5437
6 ай бұрын
Both myself and sister got our licenses with this car and I feel so old now
@MarshallPatrick
6 ай бұрын
It just floats and glides down the road!
@-jimmyjames
6 ай бұрын
@@MarshallPatrick Thats great, muh pops had one. exactly like this. plush burgundy velour fit for a countryside tour!
@chesucat
6 ай бұрын
Ya Mamma Push the Tempo!
@teamkeller
6 ай бұрын
@@MarshallPatrick The Tempo really is the height of automotive engineering.
@FundyisleLegacy
6 ай бұрын
Haven’t seen a 90s tempo in that good of shape since the 90s what a gem
@justinschexnayder8485
Ай бұрын
You know what tempo it is!
@HazzardThom
6 ай бұрын
The grape soda tells a story, without saying a word.
@wesharmon6790
6 ай бұрын
Right. Fucking....
@RobertBee-fs8hv
6 ай бұрын
Why is grape soda only sold on the hood it bern that way for 50 years malted beer and grape soda
@vampiricagorist6979
6 ай бұрын
Grape soda is fantastic. Fuck the stigma.
@RobertBee-fs8hv
6 ай бұрын
I got a headache after drinking a bottle when I was 8 pr 9 years old and haven't had the appetite for ones in the last 66 years
@johnserosanguineous1886
3 ай бұрын
A delicious one?
@Sov92
6 ай бұрын
You do such a good job at looking like both demographics of people.
@bigdog440sp
6 ай бұрын
I bet somewhere in himself he is both of these dudes.
@skaarahoon7635
6 ай бұрын
Great video. 😂 As a former convenience store night manager, you left out the 20 minutes of lottery tickets right at close. Then as you lock up the store walking to your vehicle, they are yelling at you because they have tickets to cash in. The garbage was a nice touch. You only missed having two or three old coffee spilled all over the ground and trash can. 😭😭😂😎
@bryanneal939
6 ай бұрын
I was over night manager at a 7 eleven and circle K. All that was missing was some wannabes stealing a 24 pack of bud light
@MmmHuggles
5 ай бұрын
Seems the sketchier the neighborhood, the more trash on the ground and the more lottery and cigarettes and beer trash is seen. One store I went to had damn used diapers on the ground. There was literally a trash can five feet away and that lazy mofo just dropped it on the ground.
@tiffanyvarelli8834
6 ай бұрын
I normally don’t like these stereotype videos but idk how u played both parts so accurately & absolutely killed it with the ford tempo 😂😂😂 I am 💀
@ifyoudisagreeyouarewrong
Ай бұрын
stereotypes exist for a reason
@cdotmonster
2 ай бұрын
leaving the door open was so freaking accurate. great video. no lies were told.
@SR-fm1ft
6 ай бұрын
As a former person at the gas station in the hood you forgot hotboxin’ at the pump and not buying anything. All night into the morning. Then going to work….at the gas station. And sleeping through the whole day.
@AegisRick
6 ай бұрын
I could never get over while driving in Texas, how I'd see a giant billboard for Buc-ee's that would state the next one was only 120+ miles away.
@The_Defiant_One
6 ай бұрын
Hell, in Texas, that's just the next county over.
@johnd4348
6 ай бұрын
In Texas we measure travel time in hours, not miles.
@derekp6636
6 ай бұрын
I mean, anything under 100 is close...... and also sometimes its worth knowing "hell in 2 hrs we'll stop at buccees and stretch our legs"
@AndreGasparConductor
6 ай бұрын
Just visited Texas, went to buc-ee’s and was not disappointed. Even though it was only 30 mins away, I still went late at night to bring home some snacks for the wife and kids.
@rosssmith4748
6 ай бұрын
That's just to get to the other side of Houston.
@hannahallen3060
6 ай бұрын
The pasty blue cardigan is perfect! 😂
@Tommysays
6 ай бұрын
OMG!! The way he pulled up with the ford 💀 😂
@debgordon6542
6 ай бұрын
Best part.
@paradoxical247
2 ай бұрын
I've been both of these people and i cant describe to you how called out this makes me feel
@artlife6210
6 ай бұрын
the tickety tickety ghetto "music" really set the mood in the hood version, it always seems like its just playing out of thin air everywhere you go where there are a lot of hood folks...and in the background of every tv commercial during nfl or nba games.😂😂
@johnserosanguineous1886
3 ай бұрын
The panels weren't vibrating enough. Dude needed to borrow somebodies speakers.
@erichargrove2287
6 ай бұрын
You forgot the guy sitting there with his lexus asking if you got any change...
@Sunshineattacks3
6 ай бұрын
Wait other people have experienced that!?😂
@Nev1812
5 ай бұрын
@@Sunshineattacks3you'd be surprised how many scams there are
@TheCharleseye
5 ай бұрын
@@Sunshineattacks3So many of us have.
@russriley3005
2 ай бұрын
better yet is the same guy walks up to you next week asking for bus fare. the kicker is that the bus is free
@RikkiestAndTikkiest
6 ай бұрын
Oh Lordy, the car garbage clean out had me rolling!
@zakkwyldesliver
6 ай бұрын
20 year gas hauler here. Can confirm.
@FaZePlaysGames
6 ай бұрын
The dedication of this man 🙏🙏🙏 getting 2 cars just for this skit
@TheCharleseye
5 ай бұрын
I mean, he probably found the Tempo just sitting on the side if the road with the keys in it. People don't sell those things, they just hand them off.
@johnwhitaker545
6 ай бұрын
I love how the tempo still has it’s tempo(rary) tag
@RobertBee-fs8hv
6 ай бұрын
Oh I missed that detail
@ikkyusojun7996
5 ай бұрын
Paper plates at 6:13! Marshall making the extra effort to get all the details right for this skit!
@morganrose9888
6 ай бұрын
Man was in Texas and Georgia for a 7-minute video. The dedication 👏
@InfiniteRadiiEdge
6 ай бұрын
They've got some Buc-ees in Georgia too.
@jeremiahsams2848
6 ай бұрын
@InfiniteRadiiEdge they have two.
@Firevine
5 ай бұрын
That was the Buc-ee's in Fort Valley GA. This video sums up Fort Valley perfectly actually...
@JohnD-JohnD
3 ай бұрын
Accurate. I live in the burbs, and drive to the city often. The closer you get to the city, the worse the gas stations are.
@RedRocketC6
6 ай бұрын
I love the detail of the temp tag
@rushdunaway6183
6 ай бұрын
This is a cinematic masterpiece
@JamesThomas-dn6hz
6 ай бұрын
Other than the fact that you put too much gas in the tempo, if the low gas light ain't on it ain't the ghetto, and that you were looking down and not paying attention, it was spot on. Head always on a swivel, or you going be running them pockets.
@Mrthatguyyoukn0w
6 ай бұрын
This the realest shit I've seen in a while my boy! 💯
@smilinkylen5621
6 ай бұрын
Dude 1 time i went to a gas station in oakland at 3am and it was literally like a car and rap show. Lowriders and everyone raging. Never forgot how epic that gas station was.
@jessebrueshaber6915
6 ай бұрын
The Tempo is the true star of this video. Did the Tempo ever get its turbo?
@ryanmalin
6 ай бұрын
The damn side view mirror shaking and trunk rattling 😂
@kiki_the_creator
6 ай бұрын
“Lemme get uuhhh…” 😂😂
@richardsnyder842
6 ай бұрын
Suburb dude looked like he was heading to Chapel Hill for the UNC game Hood dude looked like he was heading to Charlotte for the rap concert....at the Bo Jangles Arena
@Jer0da0sniper
6 ай бұрын
I like to think the last few drops he forced out at the hood station will get him an extra 4 feet when his gas tank inevitably runs out
@teamiq574
6 ай бұрын
That trunk rattle was spot on😂😂
@Longsdorff
6 ай бұрын
Are we just gonna forget about the dude bringing back leisure suits at 6:24? Haha
@betsybarnicle8016
6 ай бұрын
Stylin'
@HighlordFrancis
Ай бұрын
I called buying lotto tickets as soon as he got inside the store. And I loled at throwing car trash at the trash can. This skit is so on point down to the temporary tag!
@2_blAck
5 ай бұрын
I don’t know who he really is😂😂😭😂🤣 He does them both so well lol. Dorky by day, ghetto at night😂😂😂😂
@slimjohn2090
6 ай бұрын
I ve never seen or heard anyone turn off the damn stereo. Everyrhings on point though 😂
@jamiejacobs6980
6 ай бұрын
As someone that drove a 93 tempo in the early 2000s. These videos make me want to find one so bad. So jealous of the tempo
@dennissvitak5475
5 ай бұрын
1995 Ford Tempo..the ULTIMATE hood car!
@brian2261
6 ай бұрын
Spot on!😂 You shoulda hit the Jet Foods in downtown Eatonton though! Love it! Keep up the awesome work!!!👍
@g.h.a.s.t.investigations1977
4 ай бұрын
Having been a graveyard employee at a speedway in california for 4 years I can say in full confidence that I used to get 20 to 30 people EXACTLY like this every night.
@maverickracer442
6 ай бұрын
Spot on, as always! The only thing I would add is the shady guy appearing out of nowhere to beg for money, and the time it takes to pump gas. The gas stations with the slowest pumps in the world are either A) any gas station you stop at when you're already running late and B) gas stations in the hood late at night. Realistically, that $6 should have taken 10 minutes to pump... while the shady beggar stares at you from 3 feet away after you already told him you don't have any spare change 😂
@Tahvyy
6 ай бұрын
That Tempo scene is so stressful LMAOOOOO, motorized seatbelts 🤣🤣🤣
@davidbryanttrucking
6 ай бұрын
As a truck driver. Im annoyed that both versions left their car parked blocking the fuel island.
@MLHJ07
5 ай бұрын
Why is this the first time I've seen someone use the phrase "fuel island"?
@davidbryanttrucking
5 ай бұрын
@@MLHJ07 It's not your fault. Not truck drivers have a much more casual relationship with the pump because they don't spend 500 plus dollars at one everyday. We also have to pay extra fuel taxes to every state we drive through which is a lot. And yet... "Four wheelers" still think they own the road. 😂
@900stx7
Ай бұрын
Sorry, but if I'm buying gas I'm not parking twice.
@davidbryanttrucking
Ай бұрын
@@900stx7 as long as you're not the civilian that brings their RV to the truck stop and goes on vacation in the snacks Isle while umpteen semis string out behind you getting fuel... You're probably fine. Though I'm pretty sure that getting a 53' trailer and 40' truck backed into a spot is a lot harder than pulling up to a spot in you're car... But we do it. Just sayin. And when guys don't do it we make them Internet famous on bone head truckers or a fight breaks out. 😂
@RTWGraphics
15 күн бұрын
@MLHJ07 It's partially based on the God Complex truck drivers have.
@kelleycondon6504
6 ай бұрын
I do that shake of the gas nozzle every time!!!
@michaelfrench3396
6 ай бұрын
Holy shit! Is that a Ford tempo!?! I thought those all died years ago
@eugenelbillings4743
6 ай бұрын
I've got 3 in west ATL
@michaelfrench3396
6 ай бұрын
@@eugenelbillings4743 nice
@johnyaceyko9775
5 ай бұрын
Gotta love the old "cop not licker fords" Those seat belts saved lives! Iconic and ironically perfect.
@chrisbalsamo968
4 ай бұрын
I love the extra security for an 87 Ford Tempo. 😂
@The_Jimplication
2 ай бұрын
This video giving me Nam like flashbacks to my twenties working ghetto gas stations.
@mikebuckley1277
6 ай бұрын
Marshall is a man who truly loves the tempo
@RobertBee-fs8hv
6 ай бұрын
That was a nice touch filling the trash can from every other store the pass werk
@STho205
6 ай бұрын
Buc-ees is the absolute best self service station imagined. 100 pumps, no waiting, attendants keeping it organized and in perfect service. If I don't go in the stop takes 4 minutes tops. QT or Sheets is good too but smaller. If I do it is crowded but clean and fast. Even the restroom manager and staff make big money so they take their jobs seriously. As to The Hood...that Citco pump was far too nice. The screens weren't broken l, sun aged to unreadable or scratched with a pocket knife. None of the pumps had a paper sign taped to them. Add about 5 more cars with doors open blasting music, a couple panhandlers walking through the scene......and you forgot the carjacker while he was pumping. He didn't demand a plastic bag for his drink bottle, then throw it on the pavement as he was exiting the broken door. The beer, tobacco and lotto store with liquor store beside was however dead on for urban Georgia. Add a fireworks barn or trailer it would be perfection.
@jefferyking9830
5 ай бұрын
The hood dude shaking his gas gun, then pulling it out and a drop of gas still falls out 😂😂😂
@AngelinaAadams
6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I share this ninja with all the 1 persons I know with a sense of humor
@romemedina4712
5 ай бұрын
"Use other door." Is also a common tag.
@klatubaradanikto
5 ай бұрын
In Memphis, an empty pump at ‘The Krogers’ is like a parking space in Manhattan. You have to sit in your car & look at your phone until there are at least 2 cars behind waiting to pay. Then go to the window to pay, get back in your car while it pumps $10, slowly get out letting an empty box of Black & Tans & a Twisted Tea bottle fall to the ground, wipe your windshield, remove the nozzle, pull the receipt & throw it on the ground, start your car, sync your phone, adjust your seat then pull away.
@justsayin4632
6 ай бұрын
Man that Ford Tempo earnin its KEEP huh?😂
@geewest7184
6 ай бұрын
That’s gotta be the cleanest Ford Tempo I’ve seen
@juanmontoya6622
5 ай бұрын
There were a few missing bits. Suburbs: Pump hoggers vying for gas pumps and parking wide to block others. Hood: Cashier behind bullet resistant glass, and soda dispensed through security drawer. Oh! my bad, forgot. Hood: Adults loitering outside with some seating on BMX bikes.
@dimitri7447
6 ай бұрын
LMAO you fit both parts perfectly
@Watchoutforsnakez
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 the sire in the background. And it’s night.
@wolfeadventures
6 ай бұрын
Club on the tempo love it!
@todell7008
6 ай бұрын
All I know is that little old Tempo is very straight and clean for its age. Don't see those anymore
@wherami
6 ай бұрын
This had me laughing from the first second. Damn
@c.scott-itqueen37
Ай бұрын
They way I just hollered when he pulled up in the hood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 loud music and all!! Doors left open, #Truth
@carryeveryday910
6 ай бұрын
Funny shit as always brother.
@SushiiiFish
6 ай бұрын
damnit Patrick, your videos never cease to amuse.
@debravalys7534
6 ай бұрын
The guy I dated in high-school VS. the one I married. You guess which is which.
@debgordon6542
6 ай бұрын
LMAO
@dogyerf21
6 ай бұрын
Very accurate. You forgot to have a intense heated conversation on speakerphone about how someone wronged you. Gotta hold your brand new $1200 phone up in front of your face so you can talk into it better.
@barrygriffith7570
5 ай бұрын
The buttons on that cardigan are impressively strong.
@MrJ-dc3yz
6 ай бұрын
That sweatervest tho😂 I'm surprised he didn't have a Starbucks too.
@SmoothOperator412
6 ай бұрын
Bruh you are hilarious 😂😂😂
@emilyc9380
6 ай бұрын
Nah we don’t leave that door open for nothin.
@junodawg8433
6 ай бұрын
The dollar general bag in the hood was a nice touch 😂
@henryross9234
6 ай бұрын
The police sirens is nice touch
@oldcald1
6 ай бұрын
The hood version is spot on!
@adultingforidiots1973
6 ай бұрын
LMAO it’s always the people who are probably part of the reason you’re trying to close early that’s gonna ask “why you tryina close early”
@J4CKWR4TH
6 ай бұрын
I haven't seen a Tempo since 1991 when ours caught fire in the driveway. Ahhh nostalgia 😂
@TriggerTalk7
6 ай бұрын
Yo, Ft. Valley, GA what up!? We just got our Bucees here in Auburn, AL! I been to Ft. Valley a few times doing gun shows. Keep up the funny content brother!
@bhocolatebhipbookie3967
5 ай бұрын
I said that because I have lived in the suburbs and the hood and you have to move differently in both those areas and just is what it is. Nothing to do with race. This skit is hilarious😂
@stevespyder
5 ай бұрын
At buc-ees, he could have gone in and shopped while his car was gassing up, no one would have took it. I'm surprised the one on the hood didn't have his car stolen while he was throwing out the garbage.
@TheCharleseye
5 ай бұрын
Yeah but at Buc-ee's, there are a hundred gas pumps, so you don't have to worry about getting done quick and getting out of the way. You can just stand there watching the numbers roll by as you think about all the things you're going to buy when you get inside. Screw Disneyland. Buc-ee's is the most magical place on earth.
@blackmacgyver9965
2 ай бұрын
Man this is funny as hell . And the temoo killin the game 😂😂😂
@YourMajesty9311
3 ай бұрын
For 6 minutes straight dude didn’t tell not one lie. I died when he locked the steering wheel and the wheels. Gettin gas in the hood ain’t no joke. It is not for the weak 😂😂😂😂😂
@ondago2
6 ай бұрын
Man I'm just impressed by that Good looking and running Ford Tempo. My aunt had one when I was in High School and that was the only brand new, best car I got to drive for a few years; whenr my closest cousin and I would go to the Movie theater, every weekend. As miserable a car as it is teased for being, that car was awesome to me for those few years
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