Giga-Gideon out here looking out for us Tarnished, a real Chad.
@Genindraz
Жыл бұрын
Giga-Chadeon
@darkdekumemes
Жыл бұрын
I didn't listen to half of what that old man said
@AlkisGD
Жыл бұрын
Did you hear the last thing he said? He purposely sent us to Lansseax to get stir fried 👀
@LuizFernando-ts7pf
Жыл бұрын
when i fought him i hugged him with frenzy hug He lost half of his maximum health 🥴
@nmf0
Жыл бұрын
They don't call him the All-Knowing for no reason.
@elekibattery8759
Жыл бұрын
When he starts the conversation with "Tarnished, a word" you know he's about to drop some wisdom
@NightmareBlade10
Жыл бұрын
They don'r call him all knowing for nothing.
@rdd4563
Жыл бұрын
Or ask you to wingman for him with some Albinauric woman in his area.
@dereinzigwahreRahl
Жыл бұрын
@@NightmareBlade10 Well yeah, they do it as a joke. Because the guy knows shit and is wrong all the time. Everyone knows that, except Gideon of course, the old codger.
@pyrus0zero
11 ай бұрын
Someone get a bucket, cuz this man is gonna spit some facts!
@mrhades113
9 ай бұрын
He's called "the all-knowing" for a reason.
@mr.picklethanos7340
Жыл бұрын
"Don't bang Rya she's a snake" a minute later "You should smash a dragon"
@SteveG-SM
Жыл бұрын
Snake
@mr.picklethanos7340
Жыл бұрын
@@SteveG-SM It's hard to argue with your assessment.
@bengunn9670
11 ай бұрын
Dragons can assume human form.
@mr.picklethanos7340
11 ай бұрын
@@bengunn9670 In that case...
@bengunn9670
11 ай бұрын
@@mr.picklethanos7340 go on
@Pablo_Sky_youtube
Жыл бұрын
Everyone talking about the girls, but no one talking about how Gideon sending you to meet a lightning dragon so she kills you fits his character perfectly.
@Panaderov-ro5kt
7 ай бұрын
I shall try again Persist until my duty is done, if im not able to do such task Im i really worthy of becoming an Elden Lord?
@ak47epic94
3 ай бұрын
Then we can prove him wrong by rizzing up Lansseax. I mean, Godwyn did it, Vyke did it, why can't the next Elden Lord do it?
@zomba8189
2 ай бұрын
I mean yeah the dragons were said to take human forms
@darksun1961
11 күн бұрын
@@ak47epic94 Fr 😭🤧
@imawizardneversayeight7340
5 күн бұрын
@ak47epic94 I'm not an expert in indirectly language, but I think she's not interested.
@nslater1388
Жыл бұрын
“Just know everyone is judging you, including Boc.” That hurt and was funny.
@natoriousthehopeful2786
Жыл бұрын
I will honestly never understand how so many people can just forget that Roderika is RIGHT THERE!
@cutcutado
Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY, she and Nephelli are legitimately the 2 contenders for "best girl" of Elden Ring as the only 2 women that aren't manipulative bitches and happen to help the tarnished while remaining decent people throughout the entire game Edit: Poor milicent becomes a puddle lmao
@datniggayura7604
Жыл бұрын
@@cutcutado can kinda but rya in that bunch
@datniggayura7604
Жыл бұрын
But Eleonora still best girl
@matiasluukkanen7718
Жыл бұрын
Sellen is the best woman in the game and nobody can say otherwise. She is willing to teach sorceries even if you are dumb as a mule. Does not make a big deal that she is actually imprisoned by Carian black-ops, just asks if you could help her escape. Acknowledges that as a pupil you might have other interests than to research primeval current and respects your choices. Calls you her darling pupil. Has actual sense of humour, cracks jokes and has fun personality compared to Roderika, Melina and Nepheli. Will always offer you place in her academy even should you fail to become Elden Lord. Asks you to become her teacher, should you become Elden Lord. And in cut content she calls out Mohg/Varre for trying to manipulate you.
@Umbra_Ursus
Жыл бұрын
They also ignore Sellen, Lhutel, and the Mimic Tear, but to each their own. Unless you happen to be named "Mohg", then you really just need therapy.
@plastikrappavevo4786
11 ай бұрын
I like how he couldn't come with anything that bad about Ranni, so he just says "get someone with even more arms"
@miimiibeschde4818
10 ай бұрын
One Bad thing She murdered her brother
@personname-fw9jq
9 ай бұрын
so that means that, in a sense, godrick is the best gi-
@daltongarrett3393
9 ай бұрын
@@miimiibeschde4818in the lands between that just means you have one less primary competitor. I see it as a plus
@syllet2694
7 ай бұрын
Honestly ranni looks like she couldn't give more of a fuck about you and she's just using you to become a god
@cesaremarianopasqui7535
6 ай бұрын
@@miimiibeschde4818another One, She literally has endless champions
@MortSalazar
9 ай бұрын
I like how despite making him sound utterly ridiculous you still sticked to his speech pattern fairly well.
@electrum5579
7 ай бұрын
The impression sounds like a mix of Gideon and Yahtzee, which really fits when he brings up comatose clams during the monologue
@ipamat9127
3 ай бұрын
It's made by AI dude.
@OdaSwifteye
2 ай бұрын
@@ipamat9127 The AI didn't come up with his own dialog and OP was specifically complimenting how the dialog fit Gideon's way of talking.
@FireFox64000000
2 ай бұрын
It's either one of the better made AI I've heard or one of the better impressions I've heard and I can't tell which.
@memer34per39
Жыл бұрын
I like how Gideon considers Rya a poor option because she's a fucking snake, but has absolutely no complaints about Ranni being an incredibly withered doll...
@Brandonious15987
Жыл бұрын
Also suggest bedding a dragon covered in lightning.
@themetroman7359
Жыл бұрын
It’s like banging an animal compared too a living sex doll
@ApexKermit
Жыл бұрын
@@Brandonious15987It is stated that she took the form of a human to commune with the knights as a priestess of the ancient dragon cult, so the dragussy is real.
@doncoria9505
Жыл бұрын
at least she is a living being, no as Ranni, (also, you are fucking a doll-like representation of her master, not her)
@epicebones7329
Жыл бұрын
@@Brandonious15987 Dragon has a human form
@ivod74
Жыл бұрын
- Gideon, I'm dating Millicent. - F**k, why didn't you tell me before? Great choice
@brna6223
Жыл бұрын
Millicent simping gang
@dynamicflashy
Жыл бұрын
You'd ave to keep it wrapped up in that rotussy.
@thelastpersonyoudexpecttoe4681
Жыл бұрын
Best choice by far
@pavlemarjanovic1896
Жыл бұрын
Objectively right comment.
@jacketpowered3851
Жыл бұрын
@Captain_Morgan IDK about that. If the rot will turn people into Malenia, shouldn't the Kindred of Rot and Cleanrot Knights have more likeness towards Malenia? There is big emphasis in Millicent's quest on the fact they are sisters, meaning their affliction of the rot is self contained. My best guess is that the Aeonia Bloom is taking Malenia's genetics to produce the sisters. Malenia is thought to have only bloomed a few times, once during the fight with Radahn, during the fight with The Tarnished, and once more right outside her boss fight. That bloom is also the same location you find the Traveler's set (Millicent's outfit). So my headcannon is that the outer god that is inflicting Malenia with the rot is trying to use the Aeonia Bloom to spread into the lands between, and the sisters are basically pollen spreading a stronger version of the rot. That's why Millicent would rather take out the needle and die, than to turn into another Aeonia Bloom. That's also why Gowry (who is secretly a Kindred of Rot insect person) will help repair the needle for Millicent, but be upset when she takes it out, saying "You were so close. So very close. To becoming the fairest of all flowers. Would you disown us too? As your Mother did? We children of the scarlet rot?"
@scifriskyxy583
Жыл бұрын
3:24 "Seduce a dragon" Sadly the tarnished failed in his d20 DnD dice roll and the fact he ain't a bard just landed him a visit with the gods of Elden ring for a brief moment
@cabnbeeschurgr6440
10 күн бұрын
Dm: your persuasion check fails, you enter combat with the dragon. Roll to hit... that hits... roll for damage... you take 276 points of lightning damage because lmao
@driddick7361
Жыл бұрын
3:33 Lanseax really just swiped left on the poor tarnished,
@ziggly0018
Жыл бұрын
That line "if you're into that then so be it, but just know that everyone is judging you, including Boc." had me dying
@user-hn4zn9nx3c
Жыл бұрын
Boc calls himself worthless and grovels at your feet while praising you endlessly, I doubt he's much better.
@schishne7546
Жыл бұрын
I didnt even know who tf senna is supposed to be
@brokenlord3218
Жыл бұрын
@@schishne7546 I'm confused about that too!
@diegoidepersia
Жыл бұрын
@@schishne7546 i think sellen
@user-hn4zn9nx3c
Жыл бұрын
@@schishne7546 sellen but they forgo
@johnnyblade701
Жыл бұрын
"Engages in necrophilia with a comatose clam " Killed me, exactly how Miyazaki intended
@epicjeong
Жыл бұрын
The fact it killed you, or the marine necrophilia?
@HM-li4et
Жыл бұрын
Who is the comatose clam? I didn't get that reference
@sircar4876
Жыл бұрын
@@HM-li4et Godwyn
@Local_commentor
8 ай бұрын
Nah that was the doing of GRR Martin I mean have you seen game of thrones
You know what, Ofnir? Some people are into being pegged by a strong warrior woman, and we all know how things went last time you tried to stop the Tarnished.
@Kryptnyt
11 ай бұрын
She may be a strong warrior woman, but evidence suggests that she desires her own domination.
@e-money9251
11 ай бұрын
He speaks from experience
@LeafyPeach
9 ай бұрын
No
@Dominated001
9 ай бұрын
Hell yeah, warrior dommy mommy
@PurpleSun8933
9 ай бұрын
There is also a pretty healthy Amazon position, which some strong women like very much.
@harmacist6623
Жыл бұрын
"Fia only sees you as a friend." Me who finally have a friend: "My goals are beyond your understanding, old man."
@okamikitsune1024
4 ай бұрын
"The power of friendship is a very real thing, Gideon... And yet for all your knowledge, it still remains beyond your understanding."
@courier6448
Жыл бұрын
Millicent seems like a great option. You save her from the brink of death, help her fight again, and she eventually finds herself in the end. She's one of the only characters who doesn't hide anything from you, or treats you as a means to an end. She comes off as genuine and wants to help you and much as youve helped her. Yes, the rot would be an issue, but as long as she would keep in the needle, I assume you're safe. And even if that's not the case, preserving boluses do the trick well enough.
@jacketpowered3851
Жыл бұрын
I can just imagine pounding my chest like Tarzan with flame cleanse me the whole time
@maddeninggamer
Жыл бұрын
Being related to Malenia though means that any sort of copulation you attempt better be followed up with several preserving boluses because you are likely to die either in the middle of the act or from a complication from having your spear rot and fall off entirely. Which is to say every time will require protection
@theslayer1197
Жыл бұрын
Ye but that scarlet rot std
@RyuKaguya
Жыл бұрын
Always use preventative protection kids
@owainthetrueexalt6723
Жыл бұрын
And thus you became patient zero of cosmic aids.
@dovhadark7108
Жыл бұрын
theses kind of videos make me wish so hard for a " elden ring true rpg edition " mod that allow you to strike engaging conversations with the npc depending on your choices deepening your relationship with them and possibly altering their fate, new vegas style the fact said conversations could go from almost canon lore friendly to meme worthy depending on the tone of said mod is just icing of the cake for me
@okamikitsune1024
7 ай бұрын
What we actually need is for Fromsoft to make this into a legitimate major update.
@creeperYT9824
4 ай бұрын
Tbh no, the thing that matters most in elden ring is its combat I hope they improvise on that more
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
2 ай бұрын
@@okamikitsune1024 Ah Yes, Can't Wait To Become Best Friends With Giga Chad Gideon And Hear That Mf Say This Sh*t For Real
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
2 ай бұрын
@@creeperYT9824 Nah
@_SUPERN0VA_
Жыл бұрын
The blue cunny got me acting "😭"
@adam622500
2 ай бұрын
Personnaly its his post nut clarity who came after 🤣
@TheFatPunisher
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Roderika is one of the few soulsbornering characters that isnt some secret monster or evil doer. She is genuinely a helpful, naive, caring and also pretty. She is talented as spirit tuning. She shows concern for Hewg, which basically none of the Tarnished seem to give a fuck about him. She warns you of danger from the dung eater.
@portalmanHUN
Жыл бұрын
There's only so much bri'ish dialogue I can listen to in one sitting bro.
@christianhowell3140
Жыл бұрын
She also thic
@slynt_
Жыл бұрын
@@portalmanHUN All of the characters have British accents
@ditto9068
Жыл бұрын
@@portalmanHUN I believe she has more of a Scottish accent
@Jason75913
Жыл бұрын
@@portalmanHUN these games are full of it already 🤦
@paledrake
Жыл бұрын
Gideon just wanted you to throw yourself at a deadly dragon out of sheer desperation so he could get you out of his way.
@henrypaleveda7760
Жыл бұрын
And away from nipheli
@marcelovieira519
Жыл бұрын
I mean, Lansseax had a human form, and if the images on the Internet are correct, she was hot af, just need to conquer her heart like Vyke did
@claynicholas4594
Жыл бұрын
@@marcelovieira519 Son, you can't just say that without leaving some sauce for us
@marcelovieira519
Жыл бұрын
@@claynicholas4594 Unironically, just type "Human Lansseax" and open Google Images LOL Most are Reddit posts of people trying to recreate Lansseax's human face. Based on what I don't know, dunno if any items/spels/shit describe her face, but if that's even close to her human form, damn does she look good Yeah, not that reliable of a sauce, but a sauce nonetheless LOL
@tristanlambert658
Жыл бұрын
Get you out of his way so he can have MARIKA. Marika is basically our destined wife, and Gideon is sour about it so he spends the whole game trying to get us killed and out of the way, but we just keep casually killing gods and only further solidifying our claim to Marika’s bed.
@austinmoe4865
9 ай бұрын
So this is the timeline where Gideon actually cares about Nephili
@joshp.1682
8 ай бұрын
Millicent was always my favorite of the female NPC’s you meet. The journey you both go on is genuinely awesome and she also helps you with some bosses.
@RandomName893
Жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than I should have when he talked about Nepheli
@pokimanefartcompilation
Жыл бұрын
Pretty much what any father would say
@RandomName893
Жыл бұрын
@@pokimanefartcompilation I get that, but something about Gideon saying it caught me off guard
@pokimanefartcompilation
Жыл бұрын
@@RandomName893 same
@RandomName893
Жыл бұрын
@@pokimanefartcompilation I guess this was pretty genocide
@pokimanefartcompilation
Жыл бұрын
@@RandomName893 I think you made a typo
@JossThesus
Жыл бұрын
"After Gideon gave his wisdom on Tarnished harem choices, the Tarnished then decided to became Elden Lord and go for the Frenzy Flame ending. Problem solved".
@nobodyhere7761
Жыл бұрын
He did tell us to do what Vyke did.
@Lone-Nep
Жыл бұрын
Hyetta moment
@MrJimjah
Жыл бұрын
when in doubt, fuck the world instead
@personname-fw9jq
9 ай бұрын
He became so maidenless, the world ended. That, or he fought the first elden lord, quit, and downloaded a bunch of random ass mods
@ashtonstacey4333
Жыл бұрын
Ncos having that “talk” with their junior marines
@jonathanoriley8260
13 күн бұрын
E4 mafia looking out for the privates fresh out of basic 🤣 Seeing vet humor here was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one lol
@senatorstevenarmstrong7434
Жыл бұрын
Bro’s legit a homie, he didnt really insult you, he just consulted you on your tastes in women, gave sine words of advice, then said bye, sigma right there.
@dnaofthesoul9723
Жыл бұрын
It's incredible to see what post-nut clarity does to a man. Also, the fact that he sees a dragon as a good option leads me to theorise that he is a scalie, wich is some DEEP LORE.
@synphilia4776
Жыл бұрын
He discouraged us from banging Rya too, maybe he wants her to himself?
@epicebones7329
Жыл бұрын
The Dragon has a human form EDIT:LORE UNDEEPED.
@dnaofthesoul9723
Жыл бұрын
@@epicebones7329 Well yes, but not only aren't we able to see it but I also think she can only give us the true "electrifying experience" while being a dragon.
@epicebones7329
Жыл бұрын
@@dnaofthesoul9723 at that point it's your fantasy, not Gideon's. He mentioned Vyke who met Lannseax in her human form.
@GryphonWyng
Жыл бұрын
Nyet, he wasn't into Rya on the auspice that she was a snake, ergo he's not a scalie.
@eliaspfeiffer3700
Жыл бұрын
considering Marika managed to clone, bang and impregnate herself, I am inclined to believe, that Ranni is perfectly capable of creating a new body for herself, once we make her the new god or whatever
@Nerthos
Жыл бұрын
Just give her Rennala's rune and take her to the egg. Bam new body.
@planetcheese
Жыл бұрын
Radagon may have been (and probably was) a different person from Marika before they became the same ("Thou'rt yet to become me").
@marinribaric9749
Жыл бұрын
@@planetcheese My theory is that Radagon got fused to her by the Greater Will to curb her rebellious streak.
@gabbycotto4024
Жыл бұрын
Marika and Radagon are Twinsoul, the same as D and his Brother.
@capperbuns
Жыл бұрын
@@marinribaric9749makes sense to me rlly. The biggest golden order simp becomes attached to the golden order queen who is thinking of ending things.
@VigilantBal
3 күн бұрын
“Monopolizing the mammory market” 🤣
@firefox9371
6 ай бұрын
3:00 "Now if you're into that, then so be it, but just know that everyone is judging you, inclusing Boc" That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard. XD
@allaware1971
Жыл бұрын
This is legit. I love how he goes through the list, and at the end recommends the absolute worst decision you can make, just to test if you were stupid enough to take it.
@dongurnio1039
Жыл бұрын
Wait is this actually in the game? Haven't played it yet
@Jason75913
Жыл бұрын
@@dongurnio1039 I'm pretty sure it's not
@alexcat6685
Жыл бұрын
Or brave enough to make it work.
@allaware1971
Жыл бұрын
@@alexcat6685 I don't think you fully comprehend what the references are.
@Random__Dude.
Жыл бұрын
@@dongurnio1039 Oh no it's not my man. This is most likely done with a AI vice
@Umbra_Ursus
Жыл бұрын
Why Lhutel gets left out of every harem thing is beyond me. She's one of the few maidens that will actively help out on a fight-to-fight basis.
@BladePaladin
Жыл бұрын
No head = no head 0/10
@synphilia4776
Жыл бұрын
Lattenna too. Great damage support, is relatively nice, and is also the only spirit ash to willingly enter the Tarnished possession afaik
@p.istvan8744
Жыл бұрын
@@synphilia4776 It's because she is a cripple and a cripple cant peg you.
@mayurisama3003
Жыл бұрын
And Finlay... if you're rot immune, she's a catch.
@Eshtian
Жыл бұрын
@@mayurisama3003 just wear protection
@williambarrett1234
3 ай бұрын
Just the calm roundtable music playing throughout like this is part of the game
@spencergage95
Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing to me is how the Roundtable hold's soothing music plays in the background the whole time.
@pathfindersavant3988
Жыл бұрын
"Do what Vyke did and seduce a dragon." Sir Ofnir, I see you too are a man of culture as well
@REvoLverj98
Жыл бұрын
Sir Gideon Ofnir, the Dragon-Layer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@jojomuppet1820
5 ай бұрын
@@REvoLverj98After many hours reading Vyke's book on How to lay your Dragon. The brave Tarnished ventures forth. To confront the object of their... beastly desires as They try to seduce the Dragoness.
@blargminton
Жыл бұрын
step 1: tell Hyetta the 'grapes' are eyes the moment you meet her and your not feeding them to her step 2: tell her you know where the two fingers are you'd be happy to bring her to them step 3: she becomes a normal maiden and you can bed her
@Sir_Fres
Жыл бұрын
Dude you know what maiden means right? Well hate to break it to you but maiden means female virgin… If you bed her then she’s not a maiden anymore
@Obsessed-D.Otaku00
Жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Fres The whole point of being a maiden is to guide you the Tarnished to become a "Lord" and usher a new age/order. By turning ruins to stength. Easy you're urges and finally graduating from the Waifu Academy and becoming you're eternal consort.
@messiahalba7236
Жыл бұрын
She is a body being used, so maybe is better not doing that?
@Grygory-fd3kp
Жыл бұрын
She is kind of dead and posessed by the frenzied flame already. It's easier to just give a ride for Irina to less dangerous place.
@DeltafangEX
Жыл бұрын
The two fingers huh...? Riiiight.
@adamxei9073
Жыл бұрын
I was wrong about you, Gideon. You really do care.
@jacktheproslegend
Жыл бұрын
It all started with "Tarnished, a word"
@AceArata
Жыл бұрын
Roderika was, is, and likely will always be best girl. Look, Roderika is, like Rya, a soft soul, with a gentle voice, like Millicent, someone who initially was weak, but took into her hands a way to rise past her weakness after receiving help from the tarnished, like Nepheli, has never manipulated the tarnished nor has any plans to, and in fact even helps the tarnished, like Ranni, has some ties to nobility (she is first seen wearing the Crimson Hood, which is part of the noble set), and most importantly, is also a tarnished. And the huge bonus? just LOOK at her! Cute as a button and pretty to boot!
@LumosX
Жыл бұрын
based
@akirakomaeda8781
Жыл бұрын
King
@DeepfriedBeans4492
Жыл бұрын
How does rya not manipulate you? She uses your good will to help what you think to be a helpless women to take you down the path of a murderous blasphemy cult.
@AceArata
Жыл бұрын
@@DeepfriedBeans4492 bud you may have replied to the wrong comment. I never even mentioned Fia
@DeepfriedBeans4492
Жыл бұрын
@@AceArata I meant rya, could’ve used context clues to figure out who I meant instead of acting condescending
@drksideofthewal
Жыл бұрын
"Rya is a literal fucking snake." XCOM fans: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit
@jonathanoriley8260
13 күн бұрын
I was wondering where ya'll were...
@sephytcd8349
8 ай бұрын
This fits gideon's character to me in a way of like, he's just doing this to make himself feel better cause you easily clear him lmao
@thestylemage2092
9 күн бұрын
2:45 Says the guy who literally went whatever upon realizing Selivus plans...
@Kadze_15
Жыл бұрын
UM, actually, in my honest opinion, I am inclined to strongly believe that Alexander is the better choice compared to all the other mentioned. Not only is he a great friend throughout the whole journey, but you actually partake in multiple pushing actions, one in which you even neatly lube him. On one occasion, he even powered himself up with other fighters parts, which let's you assume some strong women were part of the loot. Which further lets me believe, there's a chance of a top quality crack in the pot, if you know what I mean. He's also heat and cold resistant, therefore being a great choice all year around. He can also handle GIANT things, so high level tarnished have no problem fitting. Lastly, he can spar with you so you never get rusty, helping you stay in top shape for whatever dangers you may face. In conclusion, Alexander is the best and ONLY option, therefore everyone else is IRRELEVANT.
@Avod_Grim
Жыл бұрын
I can argue that Master Hewg could be an option too, he smiths all your weapons, allows you to duplicate ashes of war and you can sell him the random items you get. Still no match for Alexander though
@Yoiyoshi23
Жыл бұрын
Plus you can stick your entire self into Alexander, there's no better options
@thelastpersonyoudexpecttoe4681
Жыл бұрын
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Tarnished and Warrior Jar breeding...
@amari1368
Жыл бұрын
sus
@eyeballpapercut4400
Жыл бұрын
@@stanleyholmes1266 An insight this truly was. Be seeing some eldritch horrors real soon from this wretched confession.
@durgo5759
Жыл бұрын
I want more Gideon advice corner
@ephemeralmochi3061
10 ай бұрын
“Monopolizing the mammary market” killed me dude
@jimmymeridian5174
2 ай бұрын
He's standing at the place where he introduces himself when you first reach the roundtable. So just imagine he's saying all this before the Tarnished has even met half the people he's going on about.
@darkrot824
Жыл бұрын
Top-tier advice from Gideon! I can’t believe it, but in this video, you actually made him somewhat likable
@the_brutal_king4314
Жыл бұрын
Always was. I haven't finished the game because he should have an ending all his own.
@ibrahimbaghdadi4995
Жыл бұрын
@@the_brutal_king4314 that's why you don't hate him yet
@cleverman383
Жыл бұрын
@@the_brutal_king4314 Someone just needs to mod it in and generate the dialogue like was done for this video
@larryjohnson7655
Жыл бұрын
Gideon is my favorite character but I can't pretend he has any redeeming qualities outside of being funny.
@aftertone3146
Жыл бұрын
Nah Gideon is likable, he is only midly more evil than you but that's only if you don't go the chaos route or the dung eater route
@Godseeker-Yharim
Жыл бұрын
Chadeon Ofnir. Giving us the advice we didn’t want to hear, but the advice we needed to hear nonetheless.
@cyanspartan1757
4 ай бұрын
The Tarnished getting called a cankerous whore by Gideon made me laugh so hard! I was not expecting that! XD
@boochin
5 ай бұрын
Black Knife Tiche is the one true option. Nine feet tall, literally killed a god, protects you in battle, always there for you, and can shoot fire. Either her or Lady Tanith.
@robert_bou_kirksey8057
Жыл бұрын
Lanseax gave the best hand that we died and turned to dust
@gabrielrussell5531
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In the Japanese version of the spell description, Vyke's relation to Lanseax uses the Japanese word for romantic love.
@marcelovieira519
Жыл бұрын
Vyke Donkey'd his way in life by banging a fucking Dragon. Absolute Chad.
@Ravagerblade
Жыл бұрын
I still consider it non canon. I SAY. LANNY IS into women. Mawahahaha
@alfalldoot6715
Жыл бұрын
Vyke was a based dragon-laying king. Shame he became the lord of all Redditors
@zenmastakilla
Ай бұрын
@@Ravagerblade -ACK!
@foolsgold2643
Жыл бұрын
Sir Gideon Ofnir, the all rizzing
@videogamestuff3397
3 ай бұрын
2:40 to be honest one of my favorite parts
@axios4702
Жыл бұрын
He forgot about Millicent, I know, I friendzoned her too, but come on, this is just cruel. Then again she is dead... Ah, whatever, I'll always have the Albinauric Woman by my side.
@blargminton
Жыл бұрын
bruh, she has cancerous leprosy. you stick your dick in that its falling off. she a living fragment of the god of STD's at that point you should keep her in the 'look dont touch' category
@lorddervish212quinterosara6
Жыл бұрын
Beware the theory that says that all Albinauric Females turn male when they age
@sunlight941
Жыл бұрын
Latenna, you mean?
@cyberninjazero5659
Жыл бұрын
She is also dead
@burntgrahamcracker2866
Жыл бұрын
Same reason applies for Millicent as Malenia, they’re affected by rot and smell bad
@EyeOfEld
Жыл бұрын
There are honestly enough girls to make a part two to this, and I hope you do. Roderika, Hyetta, Latenna, Tyche, Tanith (though I guess she is taken already), probably more I am forgetting...
@epicebones7329
Жыл бұрын
Operation: Cuck Satan
@pokimanefartcompilation
Жыл бұрын
Renalla too, since we don't actually kill her
@randomlizard8102
Жыл бұрын
And Millicent
@mercylavigne
Жыл бұрын
@@randomlizard8102 Damn, Rotussy fans going hard. Going all the way to rot their dicks.
@randomlizard8102
Жыл бұрын
@@mercylavigne absolutely
@gamesstarthere
Ай бұрын
I cant let go of "blue cunny". Fucking gold.
@shinide1369
2 ай бұрын
Hyetta best girl. gotta love the Finger Maiden of the Frenzied Flame
@felixbuol-wischenau330
Жыл бұрын
He basically told the tarnish to stop simping lol
@goddhowarddiscipleofobama
Жыл бұрын
They tell will tell you that you have no maidens. But the wisest know that the true maidens were the friends we made along the way.
@pyroparagon8945
Жыл бұрын
"Tarnished, a word." *speaks uninterrupted for 3.5 minutes straight*
@ashwina.vardhan5831
9 күн бұрын
Lore-accurate all-knowing
@soap9277
Жыл бұрын
"Hey Gideon, so uh... about Lansseax. Yeah, she just fucking killed me on site. I don't think she's quite over Vyke yet."
@TheTsukuyomiLight
Жыл бұрын
"...everyone is judging you, including Boc." I'm fucking dead.
@morfeyy-
4 ай бұрын
chadeon offnir be spitting.
@couchfort3934
4 ай бұрын
“A tell-tale sign of flags redder than her hair.” 😂😂😂😂
@Rise65487
Жыл бұрын
you forgot Hyetta, the second most-wholesome girl in the land (if you forget about the weird diet she's on), And Milicent, which has the huge-bonus of looking like Malenia without being the Blade of Miquella
@mattfoster2849
Жыл бұрын
Don't know Hyetta, but Millicent is a terrible choice unless you want cock rot
@aftertone3146
Жыл бұрын
Hyetta is insane
@Jason75913
Жыл бұрын
Malenia is ugly
@aftertone3146
Жыл бұрын
@@Jason75913 no
@tjurti6804
Жыл бұрын
Buddy, i hate to break it to you but Hyetta is a corpse possessed by a lovecraftian entity. It'd be a much better option to simply save Irina before she dies.
@cyberninjazero5659
Жыл бұрын
I love how he said nothing about Roderika because she's perfect
@Avod_Grim
Жыл бұрын
Nah... I thought so too, but i changed my mind after seeing how much she charges for upgrading my spirits.
@okamikitsune1024
7 ай бұрын
@@Avod_Grim Oi, food and bills aren't gonna pay for themselves! Cut her some slack LMAO
@Avod_Grim
7 ай бұрын
@@okamikitsune1024 Recently did another playthrough... Changed my mind. Roderika best girl
@e-money9251
4 ай бұрын
@@okamikitsune1024yeah I’m sure she and hewg are the one paying for the roundtable’s electricity
@onetwo5155
2 ай бұрын
Based Gideon being All Knowing.
@ambufan3242
4 ай бұрын
Thats him men, thats him
@woffydoggy686
Жыл бұрын
The best part is... That this voice fits perfectly in a young Gideon, lol.
@Avod_Grim
Жыл бұрын
Sellen is quite underrated, and that's maybe because many people don't know how she looks under that mask. Hell, why would they make her so pretty and then slap that yee-yee ass stone helmet on her face? Yes, she made meatballs out of wizards and has a friend in a dude who makes dolls and keeps them in his love basement, but that doesn't change my opinion even a bit.
@burntgrahamcracker2866
Жыл бұрын
She outright states she doesn’t like seluvis and dreads hearing from him
@Avod_Grim
Жыл бұрын
@@burntgrahamcracker2866 That's why Seluvis is one of my main targets, and after the Dung Eater is taken care of, Seluvis is next
@riccardocirielli
Жыл бұрын
Mommy issues
@Late0NightPC
Жыл бұрын
As with everything, it's for lore reasons. There are different schools in the Acedmy focused on different fields of magic, with the crowns being given to scholars who made major contributions to their specific school. The crowns are modeled after the founder of that school, so having her wearing that crown shows she's a part of some school that doesn't seem to be part of the academy anymore, but also, but the fact that she's the only one to have a Witch's crown, plus it's description, show shes the one who founded the Witch's school of sorcery. She wears it because it's a sign of the pride she has in herself. "SHES the smart one here, NOT the academy, they are just fools for kicking her out like they did. But even if they kicked her out, she's going to proudly carry on her research no matter what!" and all that.
@Avod_Grim
Жыл бұрын
@@riccardocirielli You're the one to talk about that
@CandiceSugondeez
Жыл бұрын
"Break the cycle don't be a fucking simp."-Sir Gideon Chad Ofnir
@CircusofPython
4 күн бұрын
The music going on in the background has me weak lmao
@Curvedegghead
Жыл бұрын
My man Gideon out here getting us back to reality
@alexcat6685
Жыл бұрын
so we can make sure our choice is actually fufilling.
@TheKing-qz9wd
Жыл бұрын
2:24 (Cracks all my bones in one motion) You cannot fathom my abilities, Gideon. Your projections are meaningless. Also we're going for Nepheli.
@maximiliankaufmann7979
Жыл бұрын
That is some Wisdom from an Giga-Chad
@alextreides
Жыл бұрын
"Break the cycle, don't be a f***ing simp" Wisest words Sir Gideon. So... may chaos take the world?
@kell9629
Жыл бұрын
Another classic line of the best character in the game, Gidorbius Chadnir the All-Morbing
@shanedoesyoutube8001
Жыл бұрын
THE ALL MORBING XDXDXD
@freyfalgan7585
Жыл бұрын
bruh this is comedy gold
@thesandmoose765
Жыл бұрын
Didn't think I'd get genuine good advice from this video.
@luckomode376
Жыл бұрын
"I hate to break it to you lad... but she only thinks of you as a friend." for some reason that hit hard
@davidepellegrino3999
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, this really is a gem, and I do mean it! The almost pitch perfect Gideon impression, spot-on jokes and delivery make this video unexpectedly hilarious, keep it up man 👍
@sgjr9505
Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't say it's pitch perfect. Sounds like he comes from southern England, when Sir Gideon has a northern English accent
@Valsorayu
Жыл бұрын
@@sgjr9505 Close enough.
@kommentier9884
Жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure it's an AI generated voice
@lordflashheart3741
Жыл бұрын
If this is pitch perfect I'm the king of Spain. Come on, they are not even particularly close. It suffices for the joke, but if it was a genuine attempt at imitation it's terrible.
@sgjr9505
Жыл бұрын
Completely agree mate
@spacemegalodon5049
Жыл бұрын
Tarnished: Gideon, the thing with Lansseax didn't work out. Do you have any other suggestions? Gideon: find the albinuaric woman.
@Dominated001
Жыл бұрын
She hides in a cave at the west of- *beatbox* im sure
@squishyslush1166
Жыл бұрын
this is the greatest shitpost to come out of elden ring. that's final.
@grahamshaw9873
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your wisdom, Sir Gideon.
@holneer
Жыл бұрын
He truly is the All-Knowing
@JoshPlunk
Жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him he spitting straight facts
@partysqu1d
Жыл бұрын
*Literally fucking murders Gideon after burning the Erdtree* "It was Latenna. It was always Latenna."
@Zerobasssoul
Жыл бұрын
Gideon knows the dragon maid dream. Truly worthy of the title "All knowing"
@therighttrousers343
Жыл бұрын
I love how there's just a bit more emphasis and clarity when he's advising you to seduce a dragon, like he really wants you to listen in on his solution to your problems, this is important.
@randyblandon6151
Жыл бұрын
So... despite all the facts you've brought to the table Gideon, I still see Rya as a good choice. But I'll try to try my luck with lansseax as you said Gideon, she looks like a sweet and electrifying girl
@jameswillis5682
Жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna lie, Ofnir. It didn't go well." "Shame."
@okamikitsune1024
7 ай бұрын
... Why is it that I can literally see this being a legitimate follow-up interaction after the disaster we'd call the dragussy attempt?
@Laggahh
4 ай бұрын
"Gideon, you simp for Marika. She is stone💀" -Tarnished
@twistedpear18
Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious, love it. Small bit of constructive criticism though, Gideon doesn’t use “thee” and “thou” in the same way some characters do.
@immagical7036
Жыл бұрын
*THE MAMMARY MARKET* OH MY GOD THAT’S THE FUNNIEST TIT JOKE IVE EVER ENCOUNTERED 0:37 this timestamp should be self explanatory XD 4 arm technique for Ranni omg “Don’t be a fucking simp” damn this is the best example so far of this almost 4th wall breaking interaction with Gideon XD Nevermind, he just said “protect the bean” about Rya :D 2:31 Ok… Gideon actually broke the 4th wall here
@Corrupted
Жыл бұрын
"Honestly, you might as well see a therapist" I feel attacked
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