Tom Gleeson tells you all the reasons not to go to CAIRNS. Tell us where we should go next. More from The Weekly Subscribe: bit.ly/WeeklyKZitem Facebook: bit.ly/WeeklyFacebook Twitter: bit.ly/WeeklyTwitter
I live in cairns and i can confirm the sweaty armpit part
@Larrysprincess
5 жыл бұрын
I live in Cairns aswell
@stache297
4 жыл бұрын
I love Cairns but yeah you take a shower on Monday, Friday you still ain’t dry
@grisban5181
3 жыл бұрын
I also live in Cairns and can confirm it is a tropical shit hole. This is a very accurate review.
@roseg2239
2 жыл бұрын
Cairns is still amazing. The nature is incredible.
@johnceschiat4577
6 жыл бұрын
Cairns has beds for 5000 backpackers most live in vans an crap in the flower beds on the esplanade
@rae-rae4507
5 жыл бұрын
Guess they havent noticed the toilets and showers on the esplanade.....dickhead backpackers
@paulrudd1063
5 жыл бұрын
Cheap fertiliser.
@saturnGEEK
5 жыл бұрын
@@rae-rae4507 The toilets rarely work. Plus, the council can't be bothered to pay for fertiliser anyway.
@putonewhiskey
5 жыл бұрын
That's gold. I'm local but laughing hard
@muntee33
5 жыл бұрын
Im from Cairns. Its all true lol.
@donnabradley3322
5 жыл бұрын
I would love to be there
@mrblue2189
5 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@jacintaedwards1123
3 жыл бұрын
Oh you're from a shithole!
@kurtbell4096
5 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever heard a local from Cairns say it is not a shit hole. Accurate video, I'm stuck here.
@JacoTheSecond
5 жыл бұрын
Kurt Bell Same, I could be in Wollongong with my friends but I’m stuck here rip.
@angelicgutz7960
5 жыл бұрын
IM LITERALLY MOVING TOMORROW WHOHOO
@danielhedger5904
4 жыл бұрын
I was speaking with my uncle about this because he lives in Cairns. He said that this was very accurate to what Cairns is like.
@aidanlam5336
5 жыл бұрын
All 43 of Cairn's local population disliked this video lol
@j4c0bu5gal3
5 жыл бұрын
Lol people who say lol are gay
@fuukauchiha6290
5 жыл бұрын
76 n0w
@nickybennett2532
5 жыл бұрын
I live in cairns and I'm watching like this😂🤣😂
@lizzyscutt7486
5 жыл бұрын
I’m a cairns local and I love this
@xotiic-xo
5 жыл бұрын
Nicky Bennett same lol
@rosewhite9853
3 жыл бұрын
Cairns was a stunning little city about 50 years ago. Then someone decided to make it 'better' and do tourism. It's an utter shocker. Everything destroyed that was once beautiful. In fact, that goes for Mossman, Port Douglas and all the beaches from Cairns to those desinations as well. This was, not long ago, fairly pristine, certainly Mossman Gorge was simply glorious. Utterly hideous now with the bus loads of totally disinterested tourists 'on tour' and the garbage they now call a harbour in Cairns. Horrible. Never going back. Did my head in seeing the wholesale destruction in the name of making gratuitous dollars.
@NewMessage
6 жыл бұрын
Surely this was reported to add more well deserved insults to the world renowned composting toilet that is Cairns.
@elizabethhodgson7957
5 жыл бұрын
Do Adelaide
@bobanyfingelf
5 жыл бұрын
Bloody marvellous! So refreshing! Can you do "go away Edinburgh" one day? Ta.
@JB-sc9vu
5 жыл бұрын
We have lived in Cairns for 10 years and I do agree with Gleeson on most of it. My sister recently here from NSW, so we went on Skyrail and after 5 minutes she said 'how long does this last' - totally unimpressed. She did other trips too, Port Douglas, the 'live' reef. Well the upshot of her visit was 'seen it once' - twice would be like watching paint dry.
@vic_i
5 жыл бұрын
Hhehe I love it hehe we watched you filming this episode by the lagoon 😂😂😂awesome job !!:)
@christy76840
6 жыл бұрын
The quality was fine the first go around I still laughed my ass off the first time as much as the second! So it didn't matter to me! I absolutely love this guy!
@drewdrewski6278
5 жыл бұрын
I agree - Tom is a very under rated comedian.. I grew up in Cairns and everything he said here is funny cause its true..
@JakeRichandAnnaChah
5 жыл бұрын
Puttin Cairns on the map mate! I'll check it out, just for a root in a really big swimming pool, sounds like a good experience
@startrick7390
5 жыл бұрын
Scared to see how many people in the comments live here, and scary to see that he actually was near my neighbourhood, LMAO
@colbyandbrennen3543
6 жыл бұрын
I agree
@arthurdent86
6 жыл бұрын
needs more COMMMEDYYY!!!
@biglez4203
5 жыл бұрын
I live in cairns and when im on a boat i always yell at the slower boats 😂
@ruthmcghie5620
5 жыл бұрын
I cracked up ...love your videos..)))
@edan3029
5 жыл бұрын
>thinking port Douglass is better than Cairns >thinking port Douglass is good fullstop
@angelicgutz7960
5 жыл бұрын
EDAN EW PORT DOUGLASS IS FUCKING SHIT BYE CUNTS
@discombubulate2256
5 жыл бұрын
not a backpacker, didn't use a condom :D
@sachasellwood360
5 жыл бұрын
I live 3 beaches to the north on the Knob & I love it hehehee
@gavinhudson5251
5 жыл бұрын
You live on a knob?
@charliedekadens3348
3 жыл бұрын
Yep lived there 15 years this clip is accurate.. funny but 100% right
@fivedockboyz1492
6 жыл бұрын
Go to bankstown in sydney thats the best tourist place
@A.D.D.O.C.D.T
5 жыл бұрын
fivedockboyz Cheap flight to Lebanon
@blokeabouttown2490
5 жыл бұрын
At least you can get good coffee in Bankstown.
@alonsocushing2398
5 жыл бұрын
Joseph. You bitchin' or braggin'?
@chilliwaterlickingecko5113
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Dude707LoL
5 жыл бұрын
where's the one about sydney and coffs harbour D:
@Mattube1983
5 жыл бұрын
Dude707LoL I’m definitely waiting for a Sydney one
@markwilken2492
5 жыл бұрын
Do one on Coffs. Went out with a Sheila from there once, that place is devolving
@Dude707LoL
5 жыл бұрын
Is a Sheila name of the lady, or is that a word to describe a female from Coffs? ... lol
@MythOfMe
5 жыл бұрын
Port Douglas is overrated. Palm Cove is my favourite place in Cairns. I love Cairns and I’m originally from Victoria 😀
@mrbass1310
5 жыл бұрын
you must be from adelaide
@nakedlakedip57
5 жыл бұрын
You gotta do Invercargill in New Zealand. Anti depressant capital of the world.
@mrbass1310
5 жыл бұрын
you been to adelaide yet? heres a tip...dont
@richardmorley8309
5 жыл бұрын
Love it
@Aussienewslover
3 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the biggest urinal in Cairns" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA I spat my drink out 1:23
@keiranelson2830
5 жыл бұрын
i love tom
@joebloggs619
5 жыл бұрын
As a Victorian, as Southern winter starts to bite and energy heating costs go through the roof, we start to fantasise about life in warm, beautiful tropical paradises up north, like Cairns. I thought I might one day get there. But, forget it now. My illusions have all been shattered. Ah well, better put on my woollen beanie hat and scarf and gloves. Looks like more rain and the temperature is falling. Gonna be another cold one tonight... No Backpackers come here to be picked up for a quick lay. Too bloody cold and hard...
@MythOfMe
5 жыл бұрын
Annemarie May - It’s beautiful here. Port Douglas over-rated. Palm Cove is gorgeous. This video is just for a laugh. You should come here. I’m from Victoria, and have now been here for 14 years. I moved back to Vic last year for family, I only lasted 6 months and now I’m back in Cairns and love it even more. 💜
@dbt3477
5 жыл бұрын
Annemarie May I live on the Sunshine Coast and it has it all, beaches, mountains, ticks all the boxes.....aside from those negatives he spoke of, North Queensland has some of the most beautiful rainforests, tropical fruits, blue water and reef that is second to none, yes there are crocs and stingers and hot weather but it’s so beautiful, the reef will regenerate and you can’t help but appreciate the beauty. where I live ticks all the boxes as well but unfortunately is unaffordable to live and has developed into a very clicky place, I loved living up north and I wouldn’t cross it off your list, you just have to get used to the heat :)
@bobbytrendswestsyd9736
4 жыл бұрын
EPIC!!!
@jax5945
6 жыл бұрын
Haha, Love it mate 👍😂
@markwilken2492
5 жыл бұрын
Do Frankston. The big pottie down south
@andalooz
5 жыл бұрын
You must do Adelaide!!!!!!!!
@amymhchan1584
5 жыл бұрын
Can I request you do a Go Away about Airlie Beach. It would make so many ppl including me happy :)
@angry-birdo4640
2 жыл бұрын
Omg this is gold
@evahaigh6749
5 жыл бұрын
I live in cairns
@seanmiles8619
6 жыл бұрын
So funny and so true...
@issy4663
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah pretty accurate except I've never seen a condom in the lagoon lmao
@deanwylie9893
5 жыл бұрын
Why isn't that boat called Sailor Swift?
@LJY08
6 жыл бұрын
I'm from Melbourne and I must say that the Daintree is beautiful and well worth visiting. Cairns ain't so bad, it just doesn't have a good beach to draw in heaps of tourists.
@azzwolf4467
6 жыл бұрын
anythings better than the shithole known as melbourne
@samwilliams2651
5 жыл бұрын
Yes it does it just filled with bloody jellyfish
@turbotiger82
5 жыл бұрын
LJY08 the beaches are literally 10 minutes drive away.
@ScubesFTW
5 жыл бұрын
It has great beaches. You just cant swim unywhete unless youre a nutcase.
@alonsocushing2398
5 жыл бұрын
Are you some sort of tree hugger? Get back to Melbourne.
@joelgunton4733
6 жыл бұрын
Cairns is a good and interesting place
@francistanaka8250
4 жыл бұрын
The best
@LELK1993
5 жыл бұрын
hahaha please do a Sydney one.
@exploreaustralia6577
5 жыл бұрын
Best cairns video
@danielhedger5904
5 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest one yet
@benjoker2778
6 жыл бұрын
Says alot for local tourism
@phoebexxlouise
5 жыл бұрын
Fucking amazing classic skit series
@jamesbaconstaken
6 жыл бұрын
Why did you re-upload this?
@theweeklytv
6 жыл бұрын
There was a technical glitch. We re-uploaded so it was better quality. No changes to the video.
@Caleb-lbj
5 жыл бұрын
Im up for moving to Cairns
@scottmorrison466
4 жыл бұрын
Why.
@mrbass1310
5 жыл бұрын
Hes bloody right, it is a dump of a place.
@sexobscura
6 жыл бұрын
*was captain cook doing a nazi salute..*
@davtra
5 жыл бұрын
It was the Roman salute
@BradGryphonn
5 жыл бұрын
Many years ago that same statue was painted as an aboriginal.
@Postghost
4 жыл бұрын
I know this is supposed to be sarcastic. But I live in cairns and, well... It's all quite true. The only good thing Cairns is a place for is snake-like businessmen from down south to own a shop up here and rip people off.
@alexparisella6184
6 жыл бұрын
did he enjoy his time?
@JeffreyRufino
4 жыл бұрын
It's nice and Cold now
@zeropoint546
2 жыл бұрын
No shit though... That Skyrail thing is pretty awesome.
@abelterry4518
6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love cairns ,, my home ,,
@chelseaw1610
4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO PERTH
@OriginalRecipesTOR
5 жыл бұрын
You really gotta do Alice Springs!
@scottmorrison466
4 жыл бұрын
That might be racist.
@fashunpuss6279
Жыл бұрын
Please do Katoomba
@projectnostalgia5427
6 жыл бұрын
Hi I was born and raised in Cairns.
@ScubesFTW
5 жыл бұрын
Cool story hansel
@alonsocushing2398
5 жыл бұрын
Chloe. So I guess you speak with a rising intonation at the end of each sentence?
@RhidMorgan
4 жыл бұрын
Jesuit arrived in Sydney and by looking at these comments I should get my arse home, Aus is lost.
@hollie2537
5 жыл бұрын
I live here this is accurate
@ihn2023
5 жыл бұрын
Do Newcastle
@jeremynorman942
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha do Tully, 2 hours south of Cairns full of the bananas, backpackers and best river for rafting in Australia
@hamoodtatari
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been there about a few weeks ago I loved it 😃👍
@startrick7390
5 жыл бұрын
Aviation Mohamed I’ve been here for about 12 years and bloody hate it :) I was born here, sort of have no choice, I live in Kuranda most of my days though haha
@ittybitykitty6122
5 жыл бұрын
Sksksk I live in cairns and I wanna move so bad
@greglove5083
6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was great and I live in cairns and if people can't take a joke well to bad
@bobmac3542
5 жыл бұрын
I know that its a joke but c'mon marijuana isn't a gateway to meth
@ehpunka
5 жыл бұрын
Pleas do ipswich QLD
@peterbigg2461
5 жыл бұрын
This would be perfect Ipswich is a garbage city
@Christoff070
3 жыл бұрын
Ipswich is becoming more modern now they've really done it up
@pw5651
2 жыл бұрын
Best holiday place in the world. Beautiful weather.
@simonm1528
5 жыл бұрын
Wow I know Trent toomey!!! Small world.
@vickyseal8485
4 жыл бұрын
Small town.
@krissthompson8225
5 жыл бұрын
Don’t know why so many people come to cairns it’s a shit whole unless you live here better then Rockhampton though
@donr.wetter186
5 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about the damn peeping sound in front of some house to keep away homeless people trying to sleep there?
@shontaykirby2746
5 жыл бұрын
Should do Cobram
@callofreach1431
6 жыл бұрын
you should go to cairns
@JeanDubuc
5 жыл бұрын
The laughs
@starflash08
6 жыл бұрын
love this so true, all the cairns so called business leaders must hate you! hahaha
@legendaryguy8853
6 жыл бұрын
gotta say, I like calling the people of cairns, "the cairns scrubs". only been living here for 5 years
@Super.comics123
3 жыл бұрын
I like cairns and it is the best so....
@pauliedixon7161
5 жыл бұрын
Please do Hobart!
@firstlost
5 жыл бұрын
Australia is so good and diverse it's almost pathetic
@jonimaar__2023
5 жыл бұрын
Why its pathetic?
@firstlost
5 жыл бұрын
@@jonimaar__2023 basically what I wrote makes no sense
@gavinhudson5251
5 жыл бұрын
Do Perth lol.
@elizagaskell7957
6 жыл бұрын
👍 I'm from this area....lol
@jennyjoys
4 жыл бұрын
He’s like an Australian Karl Pilkington
@darrenphillips6757
3 жыл бұрын
He's not funny like the idiot abroad . I'm a local and take it as a joke . If anyone really thinks this is a shithole then you need help and moving to a padded cell along with this fake twat .
@utooth8114
6 жыл бұрын
So funny.... You had to take it down and remove the comments. 😂😂 Gleason is funny in this. But his stand up is crap.
@Christoff070
3 жыл бұрын
Bollocks
@charlottewilliams2466
5 жыл бұрын
I live in Cairns but i am from Adelaide. I wanna go back home😂
@jesselayton131
5 жыл бұрын
omg im waiting for perth
@herbertvonsauerkrautunterh2513
6 жыл бұрын
He left out the C&@&s
@ebony1732
6 жыл бұрын
Living in Cairns, we got a comedian.. ok.. better than those farking clowns from Brisbane 😎😎
@sfin9315
5 жыл бұрын
I like Gleeson, he is hilarious, I love a bit of dark humour and really hate to be a buzz kill but is there seriously anything funny about the dead reef and the fact that we are loosing one of our seven natural wonders of the world? A shame your kids won't have a reef to laugh about. Bit tastless Tom...
@Christoff070
3 жыл бұрын
He's drawing attention to it at least mate. He could be doing things behind the scenes to help.
@the.parks.of.no.return
5 жыл бұрын
Its hot
@geekindakitchen
5 жыл бұрын
So Good Coffee, so you will plunge to your death in melbourne
@ken-qw4wj
5 жыл бұрын
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@dusksnaredx6583
5 жыл бұрын
I live in cairns and portdougles is shit it is so boring
@pablorages1241
5 жыл бұрын
... it's still not as bad as Melbourne
@cham8361
5 жыл бұрын
Can you tell me why pls? I'm going to Melbourne this July
@ScubesFTW
5 жыл бұрын
Comment section is just people defending cairns. Its a joke you muppets.
@JB-sc9vu
5 жыл бұрын
I live here and in no way would I defend it - it is a very ordinary place to live, my opinion of course.
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