To anyone who is getting any ideas of building this clock in their world: DON'T DO IT! Anyone who is caught building this clock in another town besides Kurtistown WILL have their eyes taken out!!!
@violetscrypt
3 жыл бұрын
damn thanks for the heads up 🙏
@izzyme989
3 жыл бұрын
At least it's not a fish in the month
@lolaak3677
3 жыл бұрын
@@izzyme989 thank you for commenting this
@ChespinCraft
3 жыл бұрын
@@izzyme989 ope, fish in the mouth 😔
@nicecook5536
3 жыл бұрын
@@violetscrypt Of course 🙏🏼
@user-ce8ke6ds9j
3 жыл бұрын
the fact that he keeps calling the prague astronomical clock the “goat story clock” is so funny, like it hasn’t been around since 1410
@DaviniaHill
3 жыл бұрын
Who cares if it's been around since 10 past 2?
@indoorgreg7364
3 жыл бұрын
Wait that’s the real name? 😭
@alexwood8256
3 жыл бұрын
It literally sent me
@wilmeroberg9794
3 жыл бұрын
well, it hasn't really been around for that long, the swedes stole the clock, didn't understand how it worked, and then melted it for the gold.
@apsonus165
3 жыл бұрын
@@indoorgreg7364 its called orloj in czech
@jamesonneyman9714
3 жыл бұрын
I love that his Wikipedia page says he’s a magician
@chahrlay
3 жыл бұрын
it does?? that's amazing
@lolaak3677
3 жыл бұрын
@@chahrlay it also says he’s the mayor in kurtis town, hawaii
@listerjne
3 жыл бұрын
thank u so much for saying this. reading the section of his wikipedia where they explain in love with a creeper has absolutely made my day. like im in HYSTERICS
@nora4837
3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis and everyone on the Kurtistown SMP should preform a minecraft rendition of Goat Story
@Nowegotbadblood
3 жыл бұрын
omg that would be amazing
@falinksies
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO I BROUGHT THAT UP ONCE ON THE SERVER BIT I NEVER BUILT THE THEATET
@aidenhoogstra8636
3 жыл бұрын
Would you like... *another nail?*
@myaculbertson
3 жыл бұрын
@@falinksies how can I join lol
@falinksies
3 жыл бұрын
@@myaculbertson money pretty much you tier 3 sub to kurtis on twitch
@xandermin
3 жыл бұрын
kurtis gonna lose his marbles when goats get added to the game
@pixelthralls9633
3 жыл бұрын
I love that there are like hundreds of amazingly designed structures and Kurtis is most impressed by a crooked diving board made out of dirt.
@georgepoliachik
3 жыл бұрын
"We put the piss in Olympus" -Kurtis Conner, 2021
@mentallyunstable1926
3 жыл бұрын
- zeus, probably
@Sunimec
3 жыл бұрын
@@mentallyunstable1926 -Sun Tzu maybe
@ipromiseimtrying
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sunimec Technoblade reference?
@indoorgreg7364
3 жыл бұрын
Olympiss
@amagicman13
3 жыл бұрын
@@indoorgreg7364 hmm yes you do make a good point
@greengirlnextdoor9012
3 жыл бұрын
The best movie and the best game combined, what a day to be alive
@boomgoesthedynamite2729
3 жыл бұрын
with the best youtuber!
@raquelclass679
3 жыл бұрын
and the best comedian!
@timatoma8076
3 жыл бұрын
True kakashi
@dogegang7743
3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@danielalorbi
3 жыл бұрын
Wild guess, Is this a Two Minute Papers reference?...
@happbapp
3 жыл бұрын
I adore how everyone in Kurtistown is so nice, like- no one is destroying each others stuff, no one is making anything bad. There’s a butt worshipping place and a zoo- I mean- wholesome
@froggycheckers
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody makes it stinky, it's so pleasant
@xobm2905
3 жыл бұрын
Someone said labor check in the chat when they started building the clock tower and that killed me 😭
@boo-s2o
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha yeah
@indoorgreg7364
3 жыл бұрын
The chat always kills me
@애나-w2z
3 жыл бұрын
I saw that too lmaoo
@Deeply_Unhinged_Goblin
3 жыл бұрын
*Kurtis referring to the oldest operational clock in the world and one of the Czech Republic's most famous landmarks:* "that clock from Goat Story"
@wienertown9025
3 жыл бұрын
“‘Kurtis doesn’t know what capitalism is’? Who me? It’s when you start your sentence with a big letter.” 11:36
@esmenaylor4786
3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis was deeply moved by that ninja tweet and will not stop referencing it
@DaviniaHill
3 жыл бұрын
He did a whole thing on his podcast.
@esmenaylor4786
3 жыл бұрын
@@DaviniaHill he's haunted by it 😂
@jaheyrissa
3 жыл бұрын
what tweet? Did I miss something?
@esmenaylor4786
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaheyrissa ninja tweeted about his wife bringing him a sandwich and Kurtis has mentioned it on every platform he has 😂
@indoorgreg7364
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he had the whole thing memorized
@frickincarrie3475
3 жыл бұрын
"You would like Ben Shapiro" Kurtis: "Hey no i wouldn't" 💀💀💀💀💀 17:01
@Demi_P
3 жыл бұрын
In the wise words of Bimini Bon Boulash: “The nipples are the eyes of the face.”
@marnie6967
3 жыл бұрын
YES THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT U WAS THINKING
@reynas344
3 жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment omg
@NoDefaultsPlease
3 жыл бұрын
Bimini Bon Dropping Facts
@Demi_P
3 жыл бұрын
Very happy to find other Drag Race fans in the comments 🙌🏼🤣
@elayna319
3 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES
@a.o.8527
3 жыл бұрын
Not the famous clock that has been in Prague for centuries “the clock from goat story”
@valeriegrey8328
3 жыл бұрын
i love the people who play minecraft and just go SO HARD and build whole towns in 2 days. seriously makes me happy
@KatieKat123321
3 жыл бұрын
Game: 19/20 sleeping Kurtis: cmon we just need one more person to sleep (*not actively sleeping*)
@obiwankenobi9141
3 жыл бұрын
KURT! DON’T BUILD THE CLOCK! THEY’LL CUT YOUR EYES OUT IF YOU BUILD THE CLOCK IN ANOTHER TOWN!
@megna4496
3 жыл бұрын
Watching Kurtis slay Patrick after getting thrown off the tower- legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen all year
@Chromaggia
3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis seeing Mount Olympus and immediately assuming it's Sky High is everything
@irh1606
3 жыл бұрын
Seeing the gamers of kurtis town come together to create something this beautiful is truly refreshing, I guess not everything in the world sucks ass
@superpluto9802
3 жыл бұрын
I like how Patrick just _casually_ push the Mayor down the tower.
@Marsa11
3 жыл бұрын
I love how many inside jokes Kurtis has with us
@a3u132
3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis being excited about the gooby is the most adorable thing ever
@daughterofphil423
3 жыл бұрын
I like watching the Kurtis Town videos with the thought that they have no idea what Nick is doing underground.
@JanieBee
3 жыл бұрын
Delete this 🗡
@user-sg6ww7ts6n
3 жыл бұрын
what is nick doing underground 😳
@lemonworm
3 жыл бұрын
Prague: *exists* Kurtis watchers: Oh fuck they turned the city from Goat Story into a real thing
@anikavenkatesh9050
3 жыл бұрын
kurtis single handedly marketing for goat story they better hire this man 😫😫😫
@barelyabear7956
3 жыл бұрын
The throwback to goat story was unexpected but a very welcome one
@pepperbismol2497
3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@brainwashedbytheleft6384
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah kurtboi knows how to throw it back lmao
@shineinstars
3 жыл бұрын
@@brainwashedbytheleft6384 in more ways than one . winks
@zygoncommander1239
3 жыл бұрын
This is a surprisingly wholesome Minecraft server
@Vomitodegatoo
3 жыл бұрын
When he asked what a beacon was i thought he said vegan and I just couldn't stop laughing my ass of
@dantefarge3369
3 жыл бұрын
I‘ve being having a really shitty day and I needed something to make me smile, thanks Kurtis, love your videos Edit: thanks for the responses, i hope your days got better, mine did and with this wholesome coments from people from kurtis town is even better now
@mathildesteinmeier9504
3 жыл бұрын
ikr! Hope you feel better soon. I've been feeling kinda shitty too
@didik3327
3 жыл бұрын
ah looks like we all feel shitty!! i hope you guys feel better, Kurtis really helps a lot of people
@Abby-if1yi
3 жыл бұрын
shitty days all around lmao- I hope you all feel better soon
@perishonimpact
3 жыл бұрын
same. hope u have a better day
@earlysunzetz
3 жыл бұрын
kurtis is great for when you're feeling shitty :) hope u guys feel better
@katieeli
3 жыл бұрын
I started peeing as soon as Kurtis said "who's pissin over here" wtf
@Raspieberry
3 жыл бұрын
On your floor?😳
@katieeli
3 жыл бұрын
@@Raspieberry yes
@daddylonglegs3420
3 жыл бұрын
@@katieeli ayo piss drawer
@yowieyahoo
3 жыл бұрын
'whos pissin over here' you, apparently
@hellobees3320
3 жыл бұрын
Petition to rename Orloj "the Goat Story clock"
@loosegoosewithacaboose
Жыл бұрын
5:41 the rainbow in the cathedral makes me so happy
@marwaregab7040
3 жыл бұрын
I have the goat story w cheese video downloaded and i watch it every other night when im anxious and can't sleep.. i know it by heart now thank you mayor
@brainwashedbytheleft6384
3 жыл бұрын
This is so cute and so cursed lmao
@griffinkildare8793
3 жыл бұрын
This is the ultimate kurtistown experience
@miahubbard2888
3 жыл бұрын
“wOuLd YoU lIkE aNoThEr NaIl?”
@kayleecaca
3 жыл бұрын
I cant believe how so many kurtistown members are such talented builders like I expected stupid chaotic builds but there is some actually pretty stuff
@lismarg99
3 жыл бұрын
huge kudos to the people who made that cathedral bruh holy shit it's insanely pretty
@averywhite9974
3 жыл бұрын
“He doesn’t know what capitalism is? Yeah, it’s when you start your sentence with a capital letter” killed me, I’m ded
@obiwankenobi9141
3 жыл бұрын
Patrick: *Throws Kurtis off the tower* Kurtis: the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed!
@obiwankenobi9141
3 жыл бұрын
@Kurtis Conner fan9000 In Order to ensure the security and continuing stability! Kurtistown will be reorganised into the FIRST *GALACTIC* **EMPIAH!**
@mangolorian
3 жыл бұрын
@@obiwankenobi9141 For a Safe and SECURE *SOCIETAY!*
@abigailkaras5812
3 жыл бұрын
ever since he became a twitch partner he’s like way sexier
@zeejacks8220
3 жыл бұрын
cant wait til he logs on again and the builders have completely transformed the tower into something sick(er)
@HildebrandtDinklemeyer
3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis’s stache looking pretty fly here
@itzf1v357
3 жыл бұрын
we love to see it, goat story is back baby
@wrenbest4690
3 жыл бұрын
i’m not even a minute in but after seeing the title this is already one of my favourite videos to ever exist
@marsupialsofmars3886
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone in kurtistown smp seems so nice and wholesome and I expected no less
@megna4496
3 жыл бұрын
Watching Kurts videos is the only thing I look forward to every week
@kate287
3 жыл бұрын
i love watching you play in the kurtistown smp, it’s so fun to see all the citizens work together and be nice to you (cause it’s the law)
@AllianaHogeland
3 жыл бұрын
I recently visited the clock in prague and was constantly thinking of Kurtis and Goat Story 😌
@ellafagerquist6186
3 жыл бұрын
the bit about capitalism got me more than i would care to admit
@lizzyd9082
3 жыл бұрын
11:59 I feel like we just skipped over that attempted assassination of our leader way too quickly
@mayflower5193
3 жыл бұрын
kurtis town has become a real thing, you guys are so creative. I love it!
@serenitybysaf
3 жыл бұрын
kurtis town needs a theme park with epic rollercoasters !!!
@maplefaple4221
3 жыл бұрын
Finally its happening 😭 🙏 im just happy that kurtis didn't get distracted by carving a creeper into the tower and cause it to collapse
@radiotelevision2371
3 жыл бұрын
Patrick, is the Craig of kurtistown
@lilypad9965
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple girl. I see Kurtis's channel, I see Goat Story, I click
@Sydney_head
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh three kurtis videos in a week is it kristmas!
@milkitamilo7336
3 жыл бұрын
"Would you like..another nail?"
@obiwankenobi9141
3 жыл бұрын
…sir? 👁👄👁 🔴🔴
@lilxamryn
3 жыл бұрын
fishy fishy fish makin it stinky
@mayflower5193
3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis, you need to film a vid where you are the young version of weird al yancovic because I feel you would have looked just like him. He is the forefather funny parodies and weird ass songs after all, so It just fits right lol
@Dinokreechur
3 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@valentynaberankova5950
3 жыл бұрын
Its called Orloj [orloi] but foreigns usually call it Prague clock ❤️
@obiwankenobi9141
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the ‘Prague astronomical clock’.
@Vomitodegatoo
3 жыл бұрын
yo folks The most amazing shit just happened to me I was in the middle of a league of legends game about to close it out And my BRALESS WIFE BRINGS ME A SANDWICH, NOT ASK FOR AS I GET A DOUBLE KILL BOT LANE, so i was wondering, how's yall day going
@LacroixboiMarx
3 жыл бұрын
I love that Kurtis told that Cryptid4Clover person to stop jumping on the bed or he’ll get hurt, then in the next clip you see that they died by falling from a high place 😆
@katemchale5753
3 жыл бұрын
aww the birthday gifts are so cute
@lightx.aedits5353
3 жыл бұрын
I was just rewatching that goat story video
@reidshadowlegends4328
3 жыл бұрын
i keep watching these but i've never even played minecraft
@tamsin4212
3 жыл бұрын
i never want this series to end
@kokoska97
3 жыл бұрын
The Prague astronomical clock is now known as the clock form Goat Story and I dont know what I think about that.
@underscoreklover3335
3 жыл бұрын
a goat story my beloved
@Nowegotbadblood
3 жыл бұрын
i love goat story
@yourmom8130
3 жыл бұрын
I’m in love with goat story....
@dizzybooth7284
3 жыл бұрын
The birthday book and zoo, those two players are so cute 😭😭
@alexjones2519
3 жыл бұрын
SIR PLEASE LET THE TOWNSPEOPLE ON THE SERVER REMAKE THE MOVIE
@yourmom8130
3 жыл бұрын
The crossover we never new we needed
@austinkollar7337
2 жыл бұрын
sometimes when I watch these videos, it feels like me and kurt are just friends hanging out. love him so much
@weirdgxrlll
3 жыл бұрын
the desktop kills me everytime omfg
@Ri_fc
3 жыл бұрын
1:09 nice to know that Kurtis, Joana Ceddia, Noel Miller, and I are all in the same boat (help)
@abigailgostlin722
3 жыл бұрын
Capitalism, the act of starting a sentance with a capital letter
@Alice-ib4cz
3 жыл бұрын
We need a Goat Story RP server up and running pretty please
@takomasmith8246
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been loving the weed reference in Kurtiss video lately 😂🍃☮️✨
@eamanu3243
3 жыл бұрын
this is all of my hopes and dreams put into one video
@zm4362
3 жыл бұрын
3:16 my School... or college I go to is literally the Sky High School {California State University, Northridge} it’s called the Oviatt library lmao
@Chip_Is_A_Gamer
3 жыл бұрын
I have "aye let me explode in your cave" stuck in my head. HELP!
@floridawatermusic
3 жыл бұрын
I just watched Patrick star gets sentenced to death for treason
@consentclub8431
3 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting hammer and sickle, I love this place
@bradensmith2907
3 жыл бұрын
Prague Astronomical Clock: Is one of the most famous structures in Europe Kurtis: goat story clock
@miag5265
3 жыл бұрын
i hope kurt man keeps his hair like this forever i love it
@madisonceola
3 жыл бұрын
I was sad earlier but this cheered me up thanks Kurt
@jarjarbinks1006
3 жыл бұрын
MESA A PROUD KURTIS TOWN CITIZEN!!!!
@obiwankenobi9141
3 жыл бұрын
Hey! You ruined the prequels!
@noraminor7324
3 жыл бұрын
As soon as Kurt said I’m the supervisor I started waiting for him to shout StOp sTaNdiN aRoUnD!
@molovei3967
3 жыл бұрын
Shirt’s giving me some Eurovision flashbacks 🇧🇪
@weepyllama
Жыл бұрын
Kurtis's "Patrick!?" after he got knocked down the tower is killing me 😭
@LEEBLISSY
3 жыл бұрын
whoa they built a clock in prague based on the goat story clock 😍😍😍😍😍
@dangitdoodles
3 жыл бұрын
Kurtis's reaction to Stal was absolutely amazing XD
@splitwlres
3 жыл бұрын
kurtis: “i got the bluntttt.... yo how high are we gonna make this?” me: “no pun intended..”
@paadoxal
3 жыл бұрын
the ultimate crossover yoo
@wildwitchwest
3 жыл бұрын
I've watched the Goat Story reaction video at least 30 times. it's that good.
@someloserthatssad3067
3 жыл бұрын
they should hold a big kurtistown play and kurtis could be the mc and hold auditions and then a big play
@totestazz24
3 жыл бұрын
all of mankind needed this
@oligrace6648
3 жыл бұрын
I literally want nothing more than to be on the kurtistown realm
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