Elves will see you turn an orc into mist with a 4 barrel blunderbuss and say "That Dwarf doesn't have the skill to use a bow"
@MohammadAlnaas755
Жыл бұрын
dwarves will see you shoot one arrow through the hearts of six goblins and say: "That knife-ears doesn't have the industry to make a blunderbuss"
@joethepsycho2123
Жыл бұрын
A Dwarf will see an elf existing and say HE CAN'T EVEN ROCK AND STONE!
@mcsquaredES
Жыл бұрын
@@MohammadAlnaas755 Neither will see the purple ork
@ozfifer7392
Жыл бұрын
IT'S GOING IN THE FUCKING BOOK KNIFE-EAR!
@thatorangeguy3646
Жыл бұрын
@@joethepsycho2123managememt will see you ping compressed gold and say "his not even depositing it"
@weirdtyrant6274
Жыл бұрын
I love how this started fantastical and just devolved into pure medieval/early modern territory.
@DreadAnon
Жыл бұрын
The ideal fantasy setting is just the real world except with wizards and goblins
@WretchedRedoran
Жыл бұрын
@@DreadAnon This guy gets it
@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
Жыл бұрын
@@DreadAnonlet's bring wizardry back Let some kids cosplay as goblins
@the-letter_s
Жыл бұрын
@@DreadAnon now i want the fantasy Boxer Insurrection where the Boxers are actual 3rd level Monks
@weirdtyrant6274
Жыл бұрын
@@DreadAnon Only wizards and goblins, if the video is anything to go by.
@Dark_Slayer3000
Жыл бұрын
If wizards SEE you sneaking, then their suggestion of invisibility is justified 😂
@fairenwordsmith4008
Жыл бұрын
What a studious fellow, you must be a wizard, for one has to read many a tome to aquire such wisdom.
@Dark_Slayer3000
Жыл бұрын
@@fairenwordsmith4008 I aquired my wisdom from an old turtle that's around a panda sometimes.
@fairenwordsmith4008
Жыл бұрын
@@Dark_Slayer3000 ah yes. So a monk then. Your kind are rather famous for your great wisdom indeed. At least that is what my scrolls tell me, but i will have to leave my tower to find out on my own, and by spark of magic, i have better things to spend my time on. The orbs won't ponder themselves.
@spyhy4019
Жыл бұрын
Ah such wisdom and knowledge in this many a' tale section
@Dark_Slayer3000
Жыл бұрын
@@spyhy4019 you belong on pizza
@k28xl
Жыл бұрын
"I could walk across the Potomac River and the next day the Post would be printing that I can't swim" - Lyndon B Johnson
@Shadest
Жыл бұрын
Dwarves will see you enjoy a fine cup of tea and say "Leaf Lover can't hold his ale!"
@father2mother3
Жыл бұрын
Knife-ears will see you indulge in a pint of ale and say "he rejects the bountiful gifts of nature (nuts and berries)"
@noisemarine561
Жыл бұрын
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
@lflame8637
Жыл бұрын
@@noisemarine561 ROCK!... AND!... STOOOOONE!
@vit968
Жыл бұрын
@@father2mother3 "he rejects the bountiful gifts of -nature (nuts and berries)- DEEZ NUTS"
@CoolNoQuestionMark
Жыл бұрын
@@noisemarine561 IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME!
@InquisitorThomas
Жыл бұрын
"Unlike you Mercenaries we fight for honor, not coin." "Well we all fight for what we lack."
@CausticLemons7
Жыл бұрын
French can be fucking based when they want to be.
@AegisAuras
Жыл бұрын
You just got yourself a duel
@cherryrook8684
Жыл бұрын
Based and Mercenary pilled
@Slavesforsale1
Жыл бұрын
Men will fight harder when its their livelihoods, not their lives, on the line.
@Cirac1
Жыл бұрын
Ooooh shiiiiiiiit!!!
@CoolNoQuestionMark
Жыл бұрын
A Hunter will see your homestead and crops and say: "He hath not the skill to hunt game!"
@mofumyon
Жыл бұрын
Farmers will see you and your comrades fell a raging aurochs and say "He doesn't have land to tend."
@mr.cauliflower3536
Жыл бұрын
@@mofumyontechnically hunting by the poor would be called poaching and the people tending their own land would likely be low nobles
@jazzy4830
Жыл бұрын
@@mr.cauliflower3536 even low nobles would not tend their own land, the variety of peasants, villeins, serfs etc. bound to the land, depending on period, would do that and pay rent/taxes to the landowner. Post black death however, due to the labour shortage to incentivise workers to stay they would have been allowed to consolidate or even purchase land more easily which laid the basis for many small independent farmers to develop over time.
@jazzy4830
Жыл бұрын
There were non-noble landowners throughout much of history but in England post 1066 Norman invasion it was declared that the entire realm was the ultimately property of the king, with nobility being granted certain rights over regions at the king's digression, though this claim was weakened and reduced over time, I guess it depends on the setting/period in this pseudo-medieval/early modern story who could possibly own land.
@Kazuhira2249
Жыл бұрын
@@mr.cauliflower3536it depends most places the nobles had their own forests to hunt in which were secluded while the plebians could still hunt in the wild it wasnt uncommon to have hunters on villages of peasants since meat was pretty much the only way to gather meat they then would sell this meat to the village butcher and make some coin
@somedude6833
Жыл бұрын
Bards will see you bargain with deities and say “He cannot swoon a lady!”
@mrfaywilds8852
Жыл бұрын
Priests will see you performing on the streets, and say: "He serves no higher purpose worth financing."
@shem7146
10 ай бұрын
Bards will see you and say Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of plenty!
@emmetcoyne6436
Жыл бұрын
Rouges will see you beat an iron door open with nothing but your fist's and say "That barbarian can't figure out how to pick a lock"
@generalrubbish9513
Жыл бұрын
Barbarians will see you sneak into a lord's very bedchambers to relieve him of his possessions and say "The cowardly whelp couldn't face the guards in a fight"
@yphoenix5957
Жыл бұрын
Mercs will witness the Barbarian go on a bloody path, cutting everything down in his path of vengence and say: "The Outlander couldn't even run to save himself or his fellow man, let along show up in a timely manner; and here we are with the target dead of boredom." ... If you know, that was a low blow even for me, please don't kill your _lockpicking friend, sincerely, The Mercenery._
@tylerian4648
Жыл бұрын
Good ol' color red and it's lockpicking.
@unclekanethetiberiummain1994
Жыл бұрын
What do you mean? I just picked the lock into pieces.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
Жыл бұрын
@@unclekanethetiberiummain1994 A dwarf barbarian with low wis that thinks he's a rogue; Picks locks with his pickaxe, leaves no witnesses(no survivors), "disarms" traps by using a dead man's arm to trigger them, etc.
@Slavesforsale1
Жыл бұрын
A Space Marine will see you erase his brother from existence from a kilometer away and say "Tau can't melee"
@justinfrazier9555
Жыл бұрын
Fire warriors ain't outshooting Marines anyways. They can pick their battlefield. They'll come up short regardless.
@AMabud-lv7hy
Жыл бұрын
A kilometer? Pffft, try halfway across the continent.
@gerald2508
Жыл бұрын
@@AMabud-lv7hy If the planetoid is small enough ...
@samrein9919
Жыл бұрын
A Tau will see you slaughter his entire battalion in close combat and say "He has no tactical acumen!"
@Cirac1
Жыл бұрын
@@justinfrazier9555 They literally were in the Democles gulf. Space Marines actually faced existential fear facing the Tau, because their weapons dont just kill the space marine, but also the geneseed. A company dying to tau is a wound that could take centuries to recover from.
@blackdragon5274
Жыл бұрын
This was art Dragonslayers will see you sleeping on a pile of gold, and say "He hasn't heard of a bed?"
@mrfaywilds8852
Жыл бұрын
Dragons will see you put a bucket over a shopkeep's head, and say: "Doesn't he know that might makes right?"
@testname5042
Жыл бұрын
Dragons will see you put a bucket over *your own head* and say, "thank you for preparing my next meal."
@Connor_Kirkpatrick
Жыл бұрын
Sorcerers will see you obliterate an entire army of goblins using a mounted catapult and say “He lacks the magical prowess to summon a fireball”
@lukabeltadze5326
Жыл бұрын
Generals will witness thine magical display of arcane magic and utter "He lacks the ability to control heavy artilary"
@ronnickels5193
Жыл бұрын
Fighters will see you harness the elements against your enemies and say "He lacks the strength and endurance for melee combat!!"
@bofuuu
Жыл бұрын
Hog riders will observe you utilizing an x-bow and declare "he lacks the porcine potency to annihilate bastions with his swinish brawn"
@konignickerchen7265
Жыл бұрын
> peasants with british accents > noblemen with french accents And the English language never recovered.
@GenericProtagonist118
Жыл бұрын
"Ah ha, _Bõn Joví..."_
@EternalQuestion
Жыл бұрын
Near where I live in the UK, is the vale of Belvoir. It was named by William the Conqueror after his victory at Hastings. It means 'beautiful view' in Norman French. Since medieval times (and still to this day) all of the local anglo saxons pronounce 'Belvoir' as 'Beaver' instead, because William the conqueror can fuck right off with his fancy French bullshit. And before any frogs start raging and calling me a dirty rosbif, it's a joke, I love you guys really. Now calm down and finish eating your snails.
@oswaldfeurst5247
Жыл бұрын
supposedly English developed from France occupation... so... seems legit?
@PattPlays
Жыл бұрын
@@oswaldfeurst5247gaul didnt occupy brittania, the romans did. wajt
@redeye4516
Жыл бұрын
I still think it's kinda funny they made Anglo-Norman a thing at all. Like they deliberately mixed French and English together into one cursed bastard language to be used by the upper classes.
@father2mother3
Жыл бұрын
Highwaymen will see you travel in a legally acquired stagecoach and say "stand and deliver"
@chesterstevens8870
Жыл бұрын
Coachmen will see you brandish pistol and saber and say. "Yonder road agent cannot afford a proper carriage!"
@marthlink5015
Жыл бұрын
Those runescape words will always stay with me... XD
@moseshamlett3887
Жыл бұрын
Best comment I've seen
@apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
Жыл бұрын
In the old road, we will find our redemption.
@nathanielcrosby2426
Жыл бұрын
I VILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
@1800PAlN
Жыл бұрын
this meme is unironically a great reminder that people will judge you no matter what you do, thanks for the boost
@CouscousEnjoyer
20 күн бұрын
It's also really funny
@Little_One777
Жыл бұрын
Goblins see you purchase a steed after their insults and then say "He hath not the magical mastery to teleport."
@nooooooooot
Жыл бұрын
Goblins when I’ve had enough and use transmutation spell to literally turn them inside out
@calthekonqueror312
22 күн бұрын
@@nooooooooot "He hath not the courage to fight us hand-to-hand"
@hueghh3775
Жыл бұрын
Eldar will see you obliterate an Ork camp from kilometers away with a Basilisk and say “The foolish Mon’keigh lacks the skill for a subtle and daring assault.”
@AMabud-lv7hy
Жыл бұрын
Humans will see you obliterate an enemy camp with one-hundredth of the manpower and resources they would have to use and say "Hmph, these xenos scums are a bunch of cowards"
@Meteorknite
Жыл бұрын
No Eldars tactics are long range Longer than tau humans They blow up planets with krorks from outside galaxy
@AMabud-lv7hy
Жыл бұрын
@@Meteorknite Eh, Krorks are more or less extinct by now (save for that one in Trazyn's collection), they were made by the Old Ones to fight against the Necrons very, very long time ago.
@AMabud-lv7hy
Жыл бұрын
@@cpaul562 Only the Eldars call humans Mon-keigh
@nobleman9393
Жыл бұрын
A Space Marine will see a Guardsman fire his Lasgun and say "He can't afford real ammunition"
@nanomario
Жыл бұрын
Sorcerers will see the wizard casting spells memorized in 2 hours of study while speaking words of power in ancient fae from memory alone where one single mispelling can tear apart the fabric of reality and say "He lacks the will to evoke untamed magical forces"
@wn9500
Жыл бұрын
Wizards will see sorcerers calling up vast magical powers with their natural talent and say ‘he hath not the talent to attend a magical university’
@GarlicPudding
Жыл бұрын
@@wn9500Artificers will see you Whip a crowd of cringing slaves to fight for their freedom with a song and say, "Bards aren't smart enough to build a steam-powered ballista!"
@HexoHorizon
Жыл бұрын
@@GarlicPuddingbards will see you breach a fortress with your ingenious invention and say, “Artificers aren’t skillful enough to play music!”
@GripFist
Жыл бұрын
Warlocks will look at you conjure divine power directly from a deity and say “Clerics don’t have the guts to make a pact with a demon”
@CovertPosting
Жыл бұрын
Clerics will look at you after sacrificing 12 virgins to summon an ancient forgotten demon and say ''this lost soul has sold himself to the devil.''
@wimpwampwomp
Жыл бұрын
Scholars will see you distribute your crops amongst your people in a wise and filial way and say "This ruler acts in an unvirtuous manner and has lost Heaven's favor"
@Idkausernamelol69
Жыл бұрын
Kings will see you study the ancient rivalry between dwarves and elves and say "Ha, what a nerdeth he be."
@suwakomoriya5145
Жыл бұрын
Taoist: Scholars will see your religion endorsed by the emperor and say “Ha! Those hermits have no bearing on politics!”
@marshallkimmathers
Жыл бұрын
Emperors will see you educating yourself on great knowledge and say: "Hah! Scholars bear no political sense."
@Aedlmonrl
11 ай бұрын
@@suwakomoriya5145 Buddhists: Scholars will see your religion gain prominence and popular support amongst the populace and say "Bah, Those monks lack the ability to govern nations!"
@suwakomoriya5145
10 ай бұрын
Confucianist/Scholar-Official: Monks will see you revere Heaven and your ancestors and say: “He is too obsessed with worldly affairs!”
@coolguymcbadass
Жыл бұрын
Halflings will watch you forge an Artificer’s Boomstick and say “Thou cannot afford a crossbow”
@mr.cauliflower3536
Жыл бұрын
artificers will see thee pierce through two people and say "you lack the technical acumen to forge a boomstick and skill to shoot a bow"
@bryanmcclure2220
4 ай бұрын
@@mr.cauliflower3536 Artificers will see you beat your enemy's death and say " This monk lacketh the skill to make wepons. "
@noahdavis7570
Жыл бұрын
Horse owners will see you gas up your 4 horsepower Model T and say “That city slicker ain’t got no horses”
@Post_Shitters
Жыл бұрын
Car owners will watch you spend years training a powerful beast and say “that country bumpkin does not have the finances to purchase a vehicle”
@MediHusky
Жыл бұрын
@@Post_Shitters A horse is more expensive than most cars but you'll still catch me saying those exact words.
@bjboss1119
Жыл бұрын
Correction, by acquiring a model T you have 4 horses and a carriage
@Flesh_Wizard
Жыл бұрын
"no horses? 🤨"
@MediHusky
Жыл бұрын
@@bjboss1119 a horse has 15 horsepower. The model T was very ok by comparison because no poop/food & water.
@inductivegrunt94
Жыл бұрын
That knight one was uncalled for. Who says you can't be chivalrous and get paid in the process?
@arnijulian6241
Жыл бұрын
The codes of Chivalry says it lad. Why titles & land were granted instead in history to permanently be under thumb to be called upon at any moment. Why my Cornish Clan swore off chivalry after England stopped waring with the French turning to Cornish rebellions with Piracy, plunder, mercenary work then privateering under Elizabeth in 1588 for pardon of all crimes rendered. Any monarch that make friendship with the Frog's is no monarch of mine to this day!
@PattPlays
Жыл бұрын
the king/pope
@PattPlays
Жыл бұрын
@@arnijulian6241 fast forward to the 1800's and the old nobility are a bunch of larping aristocrats..
@DrRipper19
Жыл бұрын
Men-at-arms get laid Monastic knights get PAID (in the kingdom of god)
@arnijulian6241
Жыл бұрын
@@PattPlays Indeed, I find them Toffs as in those ''larping aristocrats'' that you rightly coined insufferable as well! Nice to happen upon someone that isn't gullible as it seems rather rare these days. Justice is foundation of kingdom/state! Iustitia est regnorum fundamentum. My how toffs that play as just have forgotten that. I can't help but be amused at the hubris of today leadership & the willingness to revise the past till they along with all have nothing! My Clan heraldry & name of Julianus as in 'servant of the celestial' as in the child of Jove is 2 & 1/2 millennia old but I see no reason to stand on ceremony like them walking breathing jokes. My family in continuity & select possessions are older then these nation's that come & fall as all do. Them ''Larping Aristocrats'' only bother mine when they are in war as I'm one of few true polemologist's left. lot of good name & revoked-titles ever did my elders for even in ww2 only 2 of 6 male elders lived through that war & ww1 was worse. I have no intention of accepting commission like my elders when the next inevitable war comes as London is a carrion city & Englishmen strangers in their own land. Truly a sad sight to behold is our Kingdom. Our glorious kingdom no more, undone by quislings punters & Entryism!
@josefranco480
Жыл бұрын
Kings will see you raise an immortal army of the dead and say: “He hath not the respect of his people”
@littlefishbigmountain
9 ай бұрын
Necromancers will see you rally your loyal troops to battle of their own volition and say “He busies himself with politics.”
@bitty_beastly47
Жыл бұрын
"He cant afford a steed" one gets me so good. I love how stupid but also sharply insulting the goblin is
@alexcunningham1647
Жыл бұрын
I'm only offended for the goblins
@toe_sucker_4165
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, they did get seen sneaking.
@Morec0
Жыл бұрын
As a bonafide goblin, I know many wizards who can't afford steeds.
@matthewyeldig4608
Жыл бұрын
@@Morec0 I assume that's why they learn teliport. =P
@ventgoblin330
Жыл бұрын
@@matthewyeldig4608 he be poor still
@DreadAnon
Жыл бұрын
GOBBO PRIDE WORLD WIDE
@josipeka89
Жыл бұрын
This is objectively the best and finest genre of memes conjured so far.
@RedmondAlizarin
Жыл бұрын
Samurai will witness you throw your sharpened projectiles with pinpoint accuracy then dissipate into the shadows and say: "That coward lacks a code of honor to live by."
@helicopterman8544
Жыл бұрын
Elves will see you build a war machine with pipes and steam and say “that dwarf is not close enough with nature to form an alliance with the tree folk”
@voidishprattles4319
Жыл бұрын
I honestly love this because i feel like statistically some of these jokes were probably made verbatim by real people in the past. The pirate one especially, i can totally see a Pirate talking in a posh British accent and mocking the idea of licences.
@logandunlap9156
Жыл бұрын
i can definitely see the goblin one, wizards are assholes
@KingKayro87
Жыл бұрын
"Talking in a posh British accent and mocking the idea of licenses" some things never change.
@shem7146
Жыл бұрын
@@logandunlap9156there are also goblins who are aholes just like there are wizards who are aholes don't generalize
@ThePopo543
Жыл бұрын
@@shem7146 yeah especially those goblins that kidnapped poor poor Nagi :'(
@milesedgeworth132
Жыл бұрын
Weren't pirates literally just noblemen with a ship and crew who decided to go rogue?
@crankyhead1089
Жыл бұрын
I guess insecurity runs in any background and in any profession
@owlgoddess8534
Жыл бұрын
all of these are great but nothing tops “he can’t afford a steed” for me that one’s just perfect
@ruizen7996
Жыл бұрын
Legion goons will see you headshot their comrades with an anti-material rifle and say "He can't melee"
@mikerotch6234
11 ай бұрын
NCR conscripts will see you plant the blade of a machete gladius into their president’s skull and say, “He ain’t skilled enough to use a service rifle.”
@robwayne
Жыл бұрын
This is peak voice acting. This king put a whole demo reel in one KZitem short.
@SpookSkellington
Жыл бұрын
The inquisition will see me raise hundreds of undead and say "He uses inferior dark magic, the light shall prevail"
@user-qi6pv9jh7o
Жыл бұрын
The necromancers will see me burning a hundredth witch and say "ha! The actual witch would burn him herself"
@mr.cauliflower3536
Жыл бұрын
@@user-qi6pv9jh7oWhat is there to boast about?
@TheRhalf
Жыл бұрын
The emperor has no tolerance for undead filth
@user-qi6pv9jh7o
Жыл бұрын
@@mr.cauliflower3536 Simply, just for you: me kill A. A was not an impostor(chance: 100%).
@tomaionescu6185
Жыл бұрын
Early Medieval citizens will see you effortlessly capture a star to siphon its energy for your ship and say "By Gods, she hath stolen the Sun!"
@nooooooooot
Жыл бұрын
space age folk will observe you plow acres with nothing but a hoe and say “he doesn’t own a fabricator”
@tomaionescu6185
Жыл бұрын
@@nooooooooot Sentient androids will see you move mountains with nothing but your arms and legs and say: "Haha, he doesn't have a metal body or access to the internet!"
@Aedlmonrl
11 ай бұрын
@@tomaionescu6185 softskinned beings would see you efficiently relegate tasks to billions of others using a neural network and say "The fools do not know honor and kinship"
@winzyl9546
19 күн бұрын
Theyre not wrong
@a.i5233
Жыл бұрын
Princes will bear witness to your unending onslaught of raids and sieges of the holds in their land and declare "the barbarous oaf lacketh the dedication to raise a kingdom"
@much7395
Жыл бұрын
That's another, free, 1 minute and 18 seconds of smiling, thank you very much
@DavidAsimov0
7 ай бұрын
I like the detail of the nobility talk in a french accent and the peasantry with an english one. It shows the history of the english nobility being normans.
@AngloSaxonWheatFarmer
Жыл бұрын
The men at arms will watch you shoot a man at 1000 paces with your longbow and proclaim “Hah! The man has no strength to wield a sword!”
@TheVnator
Жыл бұрын
My favorite part about this is how you do impressions of one side as if you were the other. Especially your impression of a goblin pretending to be a wizard, it actually sounded like a goblin pretending to be a wizard!
@seddybear
Жыл бұрын
german soldiers will see you with a trench gun and say "that weapon is inhumane"
@katier9725
Жыл бұрын
French soldiers look at the greatest fighter ace of the war and shout "Mondieu, come down and fight like a man!"
@dulguunjargal1199
5 ай бұрын
Generals will see you wear down the enemy with a days long artillery barrage and overrun them in a sneak attack and say. That boy got no mustard gas! 😂
@Ningflingslinger
Жыл бұрын
Book readers see you enjoying hundreds of literary works in digital form from the comfort of your phone and say: "Look at the techie, afraid of paper cuts!"
@stansman5461
Жыл бұрын
Tech loves will see you enjoy the peace of a book, independent of digital reliance and say "The hipster lives in the dark ages"
@matthewtully4103
Жыл бұрын
Hunters gatherers will see you till the soil on the bank of the Nile and say "he is too slow to catch beasts and too blind to find berries"
@M4x_P0w3r
4 ай бұрын
Farmers will see you skilfully collecting the bounties of the forest and say "He lacks the patience and knowledge to maintain crops and livestock"
@leyrua
Жыл бұрын
The rogue will see you successfully intimidate *wood* and say: "Bah, this orc has no skill at _stealth."_ *YOU NO SEE GROG!* (rolls a nat 20)
@Overlord99762
Жыл бұрын
KNIFE EARS WILL SEE YOU CUT DOWN TREES TO FULFILL YOUR INDUSTRIAL NEEDS AND SAY "You fool of a dwarf! You are destroying the sacred forest"
@nonya1366
Жыл бұрын
Shorties will see you beseech the forest and mold a sword sharper than steel out of wood and say "KNIFE EAR CAN'T FORGE!"
@kenrudd6362
Жыл бұрын
@@nonya1366 simple as
@zosimustarkas_vt
Жыл бұрын
@@nonya1366 Short??? No Alliance!!!
@chesterstevens8870
Жыл бұрын
@@zosimustarkas_vt *Tugs beard with vengeful intent.* "Yup, that's a grudgin' fer the elmgi."
@the-letter_s
Жыл бұрын
knife-ears will see you flooding the wilderness surrounding the entrance to your fortress with lava to fend off sieges and say "he is not in tune with nature!"
@kaptainmanslaughta7887
Жыл бұрын
Dem uumiez will see ya wiv a tankbusta hamma an' be like: "That is tech heresy of the highest order and furthermore that rocket strapped to a metal pipe shouldn't be an effective anti-tank weapon."
@nonya1366
Жыл бұрын
Orks will see you work together and be like: "DAT GIT'Z AIN'T INFIGHTIN', DEYZ WEAK!"
@oktagon4546
Жыл бұрын
Daz uumie! Dey don' get da impact til it hitz 'em, harrr harrr.
@Eternus_transmogrifus49
Жыл бұрын
I love that the Orks from Warhammer 40K are capable of speaking in concise grammatical sentences… they just choose not to!
@kimkillillasfuq8212
Жыл бұрын
@@oktagon4546the fact that this offers an English translation, just amazing
@hammdogporkington3058
Жыл бұрын
I love the idea that all of these characters can do perfect impersonations of each other
@satvik142
10 ай бұрын
Goblins will be blasted away by fireballs and say “He cant wield a bow”
@nightsong81
Жыл бұрын
KZitemrs will see you comment on a video and say "Lol, he has no content on his channel"
@father2mother3
Жыл бұрын
Commenters will see you upload a standard commentary video and say "They are slaves to the algorithm"
@Sara3346
Жыл бұрын
Since no one else has said it I like how every single character is missing the point every time, reminds me that we all can enter into folly and ignorance if we are not careful and misjudge each other.
@truthwatcher2096
Жыл бұрын
Honestly feels like you're the one who missed the point of the joke
@RoflcopterLamo
Жыл бұрын
@@truthwatcher2096 Seeing how what they pointed out was so obvious (thats why no one was saying it) they might be autistic
@J-BiRTH
Жыл бұрын
@@truthwatcher2096 That is the point of the joke
@armourvgyt
Жыл бұрын
@@J-BiRTH I'm confused
@Hyperion4K
Жыл бұрын
@@armourvgytyoure confused
@supersnackbros2423
Жыл бұрын
"Everyone's best at something, but nobody's best at everything." - Spongebob Squarepants
@cornesalvo9366
Жыл бұрын
"Sorcerers will see you invoke the divine judgement of the heavens above to smite your opponents and say: 'Pitiful is he who relieth not on his own skill but upon a figment of the imagination'" "Clerics will see you call upon the raw energies of the earth and say 'Faith reaches far, further than the unfulfilling toil of altering and manipulating God's intended creation'"
@mr.cauliflower3536
Жыл бұрын
more like wizards
@reginlief1
Жыл бұрын
…I love that each individual perfectly imitates the other. Also the French accent.
@shugafoo2847
Жыл бұрын
Pinkertons will see you rob a stagecoach and say: "By golly, i don't reckon that feller is a certified bounty hunter."
@Illumina_Blade
Жыл бұрын
If the wizard saw the goblin sneak he might be right.
@DaveManHA
Жыл бұрын
If the Wizard can see you sneak, he probably has a good reason to front you.
@ranibowsprimkle1905
Жыл бұрын
dungeon masters will see you cast fireball in an enclosed space and say “this fool knowest not that he shall flame grill the rest of the party”
@redeniousmusic7551
Жыл бұрын
A monk will look at a townsfolk and say "oooh look at me I can't even concentrate on transcribing for even 5 hours"
@TheKillingThrow
Жыл бұрын
Goblins will watch you grow your own crops and say “he can’t afford to buy them at the store”
@minhducnguyen9276
Жыл бұрын
Human will see you staying with your child for centuries and say: "Asari can't be good fathers"
@Mrkabrat
Жыл бұрын
Mercenary and knight one reminds me of a (probably fictional) exchange between an austrian knight and a swiss mercenary; Austrian Knight: We knights fight for honour, unlike you mercenaries who only fight for coin! Swiss mercenary: We all fight to gain what we lack, my lord
@user-qi6pv9jh7o
Жыл бұрын
Remember same joke about professor, who'd (in a hypothetical situation) choose to get knowledge, and student, who'd choose to get money
@Anthony-jh6xt
Жыл бұрын
It’s a good thing that Austrian wasn’t a painter
@thebigenchilada678
Жыл бұрын
@@Anthony-jh6xt hey that reminds me of some tragedy.
@emiledlund9559
Жыл бұрын
I heard that as an exchange between an Englishman and a frenchman
@blakedavis2447
Жыл бұрын
@@emiledlund9559yea me too I think it was a naval battle In the Napoleonic wars, battle of water loo maybe? I’m not super familiar with that particular subject.
@somemadnessfan4763
Жыл бұрын
i like how a majority of the memes are Medieval/Fantasy related and then BOOM Pirates
@yazidefirenze
Жыл бұрын
Hostiles’ll spot you patchin’ your wounds and say, “Those idiots can’t afford a medic!”
@nialltealeaf275
Жыл бұрын
Weary Villagers see you stride into the village on horseback and say "He doesn't know where the fast-travel standing stones are" Edit: Originally used the word "walk" instead of "stride".... 8ft tall Orc on strongest Dwarven Pony?
@theloweffortchannel7211
Жыл бұрын
>average diabloshitter
@cement_eater
Жыл бұрын
that’s gotta be a really small horse if you’re on its back and still walking
@VanquishV700
Жыл бұрын
>walk into the village on horseback
@nialltealeaf275
Жыл бұрын
@@VanquishV700 I know the real phrasing is "rides into village" but my brain had a brainfart moment after processing so many variants of the same meme.
@VanquishV700
Жыл бұрын
@nialltealeaf275 all good it was pretty funny lol
@sebastianlightcap2764
Жыл бұрын
I love the subtle detail of the medieval period having peasants with anglo-Saxon/English accents and lords with Norman/French accents
@lord-of-roses6647
7 ай бұрын
I appreciate these come in opposite pairs, as if they were responding to each other
@georgeaird4637
Жыл бұрын
I like the Anglo/Norman divide you used for the peasant and lord accents.
@DJMpro1999
2 ай бұрын
0:01 I'm a teleport superpower kinda guy... But if I was a goblin I'd rather have steed (wolf or spider ofc)
@TOUGHEYES
Жыл бұрын
Paladins be looking at Fighters meleeing tactfully and saying: "He hath not a virtuous life by the Grace of the Gods." Fighters would look at Paladins Smiting a 12 ft demon and be saying: "You *need* your power ups."
@theHatted
Жыл бұрын
These are the goddamn best medieval/fantasy/whatever it’s called voices I’ve ever heard
@skyrah1365
Жыл бұрын
Wizards will see you channel the might of your deity to burn the heretics and say "they lack the smarts to learn magic themselves".
@Raxacoricofallapatorius
Жыл бұрын
I love the cockney accent given to the goblin, like you see in Shadow of War with the uruk lol. The Runescape music was a nice touch as well!
@legionxfretensis1010
Жыл бұрын
Iron Warriors will see you construct fortresses that are impregnable yet majestic to behold and say: “Those amber-colored Fists do not deserve the favor they garner from He who sits on the Throne!”
@paudiedaly22
Жыл бұрын
Imperial Fists will watch you crack an enemy fortress like an egg and remark: "It's a tragedy that brutes are allowed to defile such fine work" The only exception is when it's an ork or Eldar base. In that case, they don't speak at all.
@legionxfretensis1010
Жыл бұрын
@@paudiedaly22 nice.
@illuminoeye_gaming
10 ай бұрын
i love how its just like everything is a clapback, theyre in dialogue
@ManiakPL22
Жыл бұрын
ok, now I need, nay, I DEMAND a fictional universe where wizards, goblins, kings, pesants, knights, mercenaries, pirates, and sea traders all existing in the same universe and interacting on constnat basis.
@SuperAwesomeReasons
Жыл бұрын
i need to listen to this more often lol. it hits that people just value different things and whatever they disdain you for is... ultimately arbitrary.
@alexia3552
Жыл бұрын
Insecurity at the thought of not being perceived as superior results in shaping any old sentence into something approximating an insult. “You’re going through life just fine?! How do I make this about me and how I’m better than you?!”
@HEKVT
Жыл бұрын
What I got from this, everyone will find something bad to bring you down. Stay strong for yourself kings.
@hippotripo6145
Жыл бұрын
Marquis will watch you create the most awe inspiring masterpiece in existing and say “He hath none patron though”
@teyuface6034
Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine every single medieval/fantasy creature or position is all in a single bar and then there's just us walking around asking "What do you hate your rival counterpart says about you?" and immediately after they answer our question everyone gets into a massive brawl
@onebilliontacos3405
Жыл бұрын
The fact that this video was only one minute and twenty seconds is incredible.
@firte3899
Жыл бұрын
if you did all these voices and accents yourself you are very talented
@realNom2mooncow
8 ай бұрын
wow why so few likes
@Telmach
Жыл бұрын
This is an amazing format for a voice show reel.
@FarnesV
Жыл бұрын
Orks will see you build castles for defense and says "He can't even Mass assault "
@lumbagogaming2129
Жыл бұрын
A Wizard will see me forge an Automaton to assist my Kin and say “He nought the skill to enchant a golem”
@dcc105
Жыл бұрын
As one Sir Bravo of Coolee once said, "This be the only realm where refined rhetoric gets misinterpreted. You may proclaim "I enjoy bread!" and a peer will respond "So doth though hate potatoes?" Nay cur, that is a whole new thought. What in the Lord's name art though talking about?"
@Lichcrafter
Жыл бұрын
Monks will see you enjoy a drink and say, “that man lacks righteousness”. Drunkards will see you take a vow of chastity and say, “he can attract no maidens”.
@cyber_person
Жыл бұрын
0:06 this is why you always take ‘Find Steed’ and ‘Misty Step’ as AO Paladin. Teleporting joust is righteous as fuark
@physical_insanity
Жыл бұрын
Imagine not having the arcane might to cast invisibility. This post made by Shadow Wizard Money Gang.
@derekholt715
Жыл бұрын
This video is a good life lesson to just be yourself
@ianpeters4365
Жыл бұрын
Elves will see a human kill someone with a single shot of a blunderbuss and say, "he has not the might to use magic"
@cuban-being3087
Жыл бұрын
Space Dwarfs will see you stepping on a bug and say. "If you don't Rock and Stone...you ain't coming home."
@coopercounts6581
Жыл бұрын
I feel like this was an excuse for him to flex his impeccable throat skills all in one video.
@BG-it7hb
Жыл бұрын
He is the throat goat fr
@zacharywranovsky
Жыл бұрын
I can’t say how satisfying it is to see people use the “-eth” ending properly.
@u.kw1461
11 ай бұрын
This is the best series ever. Love the mix of accents
@lordvess6214
Жыл бұрын
Outlaws will see you pay your serf debts with the king's coin and say "He has no freedoms of travel or commerce"
@kayo6689
Жыл бұрын
i love the way each side does a mocking accent for the other that exaggerates the stereotypes
@goingbozo
Жыл бұрын
Clerics will watch you tap into your inner fighting aura to decimate a foe with a flash of fists and say "He hath no god to call on for this power!"
@genghiskhan6809
Жыл бұрын
That second to last one about pirates hits real close to home.
@andreabloomfield4974
Жыл бұрын
People outside talking about people inside: I bet they haven’t even touched grass in a week People who are inside talking about people outside: I bet they haven’t even playing the best video games in a week Wizards and goblins have a rivalry just like pirates and sailors presents and kings and Scots and other Scots dams Scotts ruin Scotland
@derpnip
Жыл бұрын
A man-at-arms will see you collapse a castle wall with a 200 lbs block of stone from 500 ft away and say "he cannot climb a ladder!"
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