"This is why we can't have nice things." "Why?" "*sobbing* Because we can't afford them!" I have never related to something more in my entire life . . .
@MorriganJezebel
8 жыл бұрын
That Johnny Depp Tim Burton fantasy tho made me laugh to damn hard lol!
@thompse412
8 жыл бұрын
Same here! I had to rewind; I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear what happened after!
@kxl309
4 жыл бұрын
That's just my aesthetic 24\7
@TigerTigerII
7 жыл бұрын
"Orville, gaze upon it!" for some reason, that was the funniest line for me.
@ohno8398
8 жыл бұрын
While a zombie invasion infests the city, Voltaire will be putting up wall decals with a succubus. Good to know he's a man who's got his priorities straight!
@lisaannbarriner9633
8 жыл бұрын
I'm not a GOTH, but I love the aesthetics, and the dark humor. This was awesome!
@lusciousdeath
8 жыл бұрын
So far, this is my fave episode yet. That bed, those furniture, zombies and Johnny Depp and Tim Burton making sweet love. You really need to have Elvira in an episode.
@_Spy_
2 жыл бұрын
*"This why we can't have nice things. Because we can't afford them."* This spoke to my soul and now I'm in pain. And I want it on a t-shirt 😂
@sbkMulletMan
8 жыл бұрын
"But if you've cheated us....we'll tear your soul APART!" Which unfortunately translates to "back to New Jersey with you!".
@rileylouise4333
8 жыл бұрын
i couldnt stop laughing at your reactions to haunt furniture cause honestly same
@HoaxNess
3 жыл бұрын
I'm just binge watching this whole series. I love how the supernatural is just normal. A Yeti in the freezer, zombies delivering post asking for brains (yes, we don't have any!)
@doktor_ghul
8 жыл бұрын
Thrones and beds...oh, man, I feel your pain. Even an extra large coffin is cheaper than those horrors. The decals might come in handy, but all my wall space is already spoken for. The Bad Wolf Must Have Black Shelves!
@ZacKariahSheridan
8 жыл бұрын
"Wow those zombies are dangerous, know what I mean?" [talking to a literal living dead guy]
@ShawnSJames
8 жыл бұрын
Loving these videos! Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray better look out!
@kingcornelius865
8 жыл бұрын
I've absolutely loved the flashback in which the maneater talks with your voice, the scene after credits and the phrases: "I hope it's Death" and "Pleasantville New Jersey?" Please go on with this wonderful work! 👹♥
@hideandseek558
8 жыл бұрын
!!! is that the cute mortician clothing designer from oddities?? swooon
@hideandseek558
8 жыл бұрын
also those decals are perfect! i have stamps just like it that i like to decorate letters with
@TheLairofVoltaire
8 жыл бұрын
Indeed! That's her!
@JustineCerise
8 жыл бұрын
I loved the show Oddities so much
@RoxasCanFly
8 жыл бұрын
mementomori I thought she looked familiar! I loved her, she seems so cool!
@lamiabats6369
8 жыл бұрын
This show is my new favorite thing.
@nevermore3928
5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of watching old Elvira episodes, great humor!
@TheLairofVoltaire
5 жыл бұрын
Success!
@JennapherLawson
8 жыл бұрын
"Are your walls still lavender?" FTW!!! LOL
@kingcornelius865
8 жыл бұрын
I'm still thinking about "The future rockstar handbook" (that I found really well done), and about the fact that most of your work is made of talking to us and make us become nearest and nearest to you and your Art. So, by the way, I thought: isn't it funny that we make you live while you make us Live? Of course each Life has more than one reason and joy to be (I hope), but surely you're one of them 😼👹♠
@gigers2775
8 жыл бұрын
From all of the things I saw here, I can afford the gluten free cupcake.
@noniefuss
8 жыл бұрын
Episode three, and I am officially addicted. Close my casket, I am slain by the Awesome here! xxoo
@pinelosbreak8550
8 жыл бұрын
that lady is amazingly scary beautiful and in this ep, you kinda down... well your co-host is doing his job very well in this ep, he realy got you. xD
@Vlogsoup
8 жыл бұрын
I want some of those trees and the crows. I already have a few crows in my decor and those would make a great addition. That furniture kills me I wish I could afford some
@ColonelMustache
8 жыл бұрын
In this episode you led TWO attractive macabre ladies on, and then abandoned/banished them just because they tried to "eat you" or "suck your blood." Truly a cold and heartless man.
@TheLairofVoltaire
8 жыл бұрын
You know this is make believe, right? : /
@ColonelMustache
8 жыл бұрын
Of course, I was only joking. I didn't think you *actually* got bitten by a succubus that you summoned from a Lament Conf***uration and then banished her back to Jersey :) If that actually happened, I'd probably be too impressed to say anything negative about it.
@antonvalak9276
5 жыл бұрын
@Colonel Mustache, for future reference: so people don't think you're a maroon, you might want to put an "lol" in front on your comment. . . so people will know you're kidding. 😈
@LinLuvJoe
2 жыл бұрын
I really thought Voltaire was smarter than his reply to this comment 🤔 derp
@LedKashmir
Жыл бұрын
@@LinLuvJoeyou're highly underestimating the "aggressively unique" people out there that may actually think this is real lol
@MoriDarkmoss
8 жыл бұрын
Look at her, she's like the sweetest thing. . .*teeth covered in blood*
@LadyJaggerX3
8 жыл бұрын
Mori Darkmoss Aesthetic.
@ellenjester7035
3 жыл бұрын
In the Tomb of third Repute She's a rotten kinda cute
@WraythSkitzofrenik
2 жыл бұрын
"I took a step into the tomb of ill repute. That's where I met her...the Zombie Prostitute."
@brybaby89
8 жыл бұрын
Eagerly awaiting the Baphomet head!
@paulovictorsilvaferreira7824
8 жыл бұрын
Finally this episode =3 I was waiting to see all the decals you talked about on your update video
@nfadaloo
7 жыл бұрын
It's such an utter shame to hear these videos aren't getting the views they need. I'm impressed, personally.
@truedoughnut1458
8 жыл бұрын
Geez that furniture is expensive nice work though, Those decals are awesome and I'm loving the show.
@superapplesauce5218
5 жыл бұрын
Him looking at the thrones, with all the Gahs! And wahs! Is EXACTLY how I feel online shopping when I know I caaant afford theeemm! 😂
@Fungus_Pilot
2 жыл бұрын
2:20 don't you ever cry my dude, I can understand your pain...... BUT!, Your awesome videos on Gothic Homemaking are coming in handy
@MikaruXDenka
8 жыл бұрын
I love this so much, it gets better and better every time! Thank you so much for making these.
@tiatorus
8 жыл бұрын
i have been waiting years for these episodes and they do not disappoint
@GrizzlyHansen
8 жыл бұрын
Finally a time I can watch this the day it comes out. I'm so happy.
@NightWillowCrafts
8 жыл бұрын
Oh my goth (hehe) I love this series! I hope this continues for several weeks!! You are doing such an amazing job at this!! 💜💜💜
@irunamuk
8 жыл бұрын
Just a thought, but maybe if we all contributed $1 or $5 on Patreon he might be able to afford to produce many more episodes or even a couple different series.
@TheLairofVoltaire
8 жыл бұрын
That would be nice!
@BingBongDillyDong
8 жыл бұрын
I hope you continue series like these in the future they are quite enjoyable.
@roundishwhale
7 жыл бұрын
He sad he would do 5 more episodes, if I am not mistaken. But he also sad that if he wont be able to gather more Views, he cant continue this show longer than that. (Check his newest Update Video, if you want to hear the whole thing^^)
@KrystalPerez85
3 жыл бұрын
My husband is from Paramus, NJ. I agree with the succubus!
@just_sum_punk
7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Paramus , new jersey! Oh man. What's super great is when he finished the first decal, without the eye makeup he just looks like a really proud Goth Dad. haha love everything about this series.
@decepticonskyshock279
7 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain, I too am on a tight budget. It's so tight that even a noose firmly wrapped around my neck would be much more loose. I would go on about it, but I just got more to binge watch, loving it so far.
@shulabayley6270
4 жыл бұрын
Please keep making these videos.. I love everything you make and videos. Thankyou
@Jessica-us3gh
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh its Laura! I've missed her! I used to love seeing her on Oddities. 🖤
@maggiemae3026
7 жыл бұрын
Not goth but i love re-watching this series for home and deco ideas.
@FalseKings
6 жыл бұрын
When you went flirt with the zombie girl I thought Zombie Prostitute was gonna start playing xDD Great episode!! The walls are looking AWESOME
@dollybdarling
8 жыл бұрын
LAURA! Anyone else remember her from the show Oddities!? she's so wonderful!
@Dnbfan
8 жыл бұрын
Everyday i hope that something will be out about the new album. Love the great job you're doing Voltaire, keep it up.
@lyrilithmalache4799
7 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to have a room of my own to decorate in such elegant gothic fashion! But that will have to wait a few years.. Sharing rooms means to compromise. But thanks to your show I'll have all the ideas I need when that time comes. :D
@flair541
8 жыл бұрын
V, I thank you for this beautiful madness.
@TheLairofVoltaire
8 жыл бұрын
Stay tuned. It gets weirder!!!! LOL!
@flair541
8 жыл бұрын
The Lair of Voltaire I look forward to it. Also: Thank you for writing my favorite song when I was a kid. Namely: Brains.
@Elligons
7 жыл бұрын
My neighbors probably think I'm some kind of a crazy lady, since I was up at 2am laughing at the bakery bit.
@kathrineheisler4328
4 жыл бұрын
AH! I live in Houston. loving all the furniture. And yes, damn the New Jersey girls.
@RoxasCanFly
8 жыл бұрын
I notice the lamp you modified in the last episode is now purple insead of white, did you do that with a colored bulb? It looks awesome! Also: WALL DECALS ARE THE BEST IDEA EVER. I can't believe I never thought of it! My walls are already a light grey (score one for my awesome landlady allowing it), but please excuse me while I run off to Etsy to find myself some of those amazing designs!
@TheLairofVoltaire
8 жыл бұрын
I just put a purple bulb in it instead of a white one.
@suburbohemian
8 жыл бұрын
Loving this series! I adore the decals!!!! I have to say though, V, that when I read the title I kinda thought you were doing your bathroom!!! LOL "Thrones" etc. So maybe when you *do* get around to it, you can add the tentacles there! You know, a kind of Davy Jones locker theme? Cus let's face it a lot of people do sea themes in the bath...and you could do a claw foot tub! (or at least maybe paint the image of one on the side of the typical apartment-style tub...) Can't wait to see the next episode!
@alienalis
8 жыл бұрын
This show is just perfect!
@azurafae
8 жыл бұрын
It's coming along nicely. I might need a creepy tree decal in my bathroom. Our grey paint is similar to yours.
@eldritchnonsense1419
8 жыл бұрын
This just keeps getting better!
@PhyreI3ird
7 жыл бұрын
SO much quality in one video, this is criminal Voltaire!! STAHP
@KiaBlocker-ig3ws
Ай бұрын
I'M THINKING GOING TO DECORATIONS SPOOKY GOTHIC TREE WALL FOR MY BABY NURSERY ROOM IDEAS.
@deedeeblackwater8354
7 жыл бұрын
Gah! I wished I had watched this earlier. It's so much fun to see how your lair is evolving. Unfortunately I don't yet have a permanent enough residence yet to really go all out decorating, but once I do I'll be armed with some great ideas thanks to you!
@LadyofFaewood
5 жыл бұрын
Lol love your videos, so fun! How good is haunt cult, been drooling over the furniture from there for ages 🙂
@mistressmacabremassacre7403
8 жыл бұрын
Voltaire I have been a fan of yours since I was 12 years old you recently came to Austin in my state! I had tickets and was looking forward to it for weeks but was admitted to the hospital and couldn't attend it just broke my heart I realy hope you enjoyed your time in Texas I hope to catch you again soon
@TheLairofVoltaire
8 жыл бұрын
I'm very sorry to hear that! Don't worry, I'll be back! I play there at least once a year.. sometimes twice!
@Frost6553
7 жыл бұрын
This show is ghoulishly delightful!I adore it!
@LestatEternalLover
7 жыл бұрын
Looooove this! I've been looking for a throne for Ernie that's worthy of his evilness. I'll have to hunt around on eBay too. Voltaire this show is what the Goth Community needed! Love you! 🖤
@m.a.miller6926
8 жыл бұрын
As someone who had to spend a few months in Paramus, I can say that it is truly the worst circle of hell. Although the sucubi I encountered there were not as easy on the eyes as that one...
@rankpup8268
7 жыл бұрын
Your makeup is amazing here!
@spencerwelchii573
3 жыл бұрын
My wife of 25+ years was a 'Jersey Girl' born in Red Bank, but her fam left when she was like 4 or 5 so she was a 'Cali Girl' having lived there for 17 years, or maybe she was a 'Vegas Girl' considering she lived here from 1992 to 2017 like almost 25 years - so there's that...
@PeteyHoudini
8 жыл бұрын
Luved it!!!
@lostinafaerietale9406
8 жыл бұрын
Those decals are gorgeous! I'm looking forward to seeing what those chairs are like, I'm always nervous about buying furniture from ebay.
@Zenia666
8 жыл бұрын
Those decals look amazing! I've always been iffy about buying them...but they look great! Great video, thanks for the laughs! XOXO
@gothicheart8086
8 жыл бұрын
I love Haunt - but "Design Toscano" also sells gothic decor and furnishings ...but the furniture is in wood tones not black but still truly gothic. Love your show !
@TheLairofVoltaire
8 жыл бұрын
I will get to them. ; )
@irunamuk
7 жыл бұрын
Gothic Heart I LOVE LOVE LOVE Design Toscano!
@nope8827
4 жыл бұрын
I had your same reaction when i saw the thrones
@AxiomofDiscord
5 жыл бұрын
Your zombies are both giving me flashbacks of Spokane Valley living and the movie Dead Shit. At least you did not go that far with the cute zombie.
@SpaceChampi
8 жыл бұрын
I need a tutorial on how to summon a succubus using a rubik's cube, for research purposes of course !
@werelemur1138
7 жыл бұрын
That zombie girl was definitely "a rotten kind of cute." ;)
@littlepixieme1
2 жыл бұрын
Yep. Morally, he's destitute in his tomb of ill repute
@Candys-Killer
6 жыл бұрын
Voltaire´s reaction to watching gorgeous furniture on internet it´s is painfully ACCURATE!
@KaylaTeets
7 жыл бұрын
I was convinced he was going to get a wall decal of a ouija board onto the wall xD that would've been so cool!
@themoonflowerfaerie
7 жыл бұрын
I love this show and have really gotten some wonderful ideas from you. :) I did check on Black Craft Furniture and All of their furniture is sold out! Absolom Roche has nothing but white and gold things now. Quite disappointing ;( However, I will check around on the net and see if anyone else has surfaced that sells nice goth furniture. I have seen Haunt before and their prices are high, however if they are the only ones around now, I may purchase from them in the future when finances get loads better :) Take care and keep up with the wonderful programs
@kagitsune
8 жыл бұрын
OBSESSED with your gloves. Gaspar or Lacrasia?
@LoisIsATimeLord
8 жыл бұрын
Lol This is fabulous, Voltaire! Can't wait to see more :D
@runesage
Жыл бұрын
Found this series just now ) have 6 years to catch up xD nice xD True Gothic show for me
@kristenlindesy95
6 жыл бұрын
This is honestly pretty adorable
@Ocealuna
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! buhuhu ! The same reaction I get when I see beautiful pieces I can't afford
@ElectroT0y
8 жыл бұрын
This was funny! And, I love the decals! Wanna come decorate my new apartment? :)
@goblinzed3078
7 жыл бұрын
this episode made me laugh so hard i can't explain i love your sense of humor ahahahah
@uggie
8 жыл бұрын
This guy is going places
@sharon3286
7 жыл бұрын
Binge watching you ☠️💀 Black Friday sent me ❤️
@kimthongdee1
8 жыл бұрын
Your show has inspired me to make some stuff like a hanging coffin jewelry box
@vikingbrowski3718
8 жыл бұрын
Are these episodes new, or old? I just found this show today
@TheKiaraLady
8 жыл бұрын
They seem relatively new, they were posted in the last few weeks.
@vikingbrowski3718
8 жыл бұрын
TheKiaraLady cool. i was gonna be sad if they didn't make them anymore.
@TheLairofVoltaire
8 жыл бұрын
The first episode premiered on Oct. 6th and there is a new episode every thursday.
@vikingbrowski3718
8 жыл бұрын
The Lair of Voltaire that is Awesome thank you for the reply.
@TheKiaraLady
8 жыл бұрын
No problem!
@Ewok91
8 жыл бұрын
I really love these videos. There very helpful and supper funny! Can't wait to see more. Keep them coming!!!
@blackharvest13
3 жыл бұрын
If you haven't heard if sin in linen yet you should check them out. You would love them.
@generalreiko1305
8 жыл бұрын
love it! good work! a hug from spain! hope someday you can be here in madrid
@kevin6596
8 жыл бұрын
I'm loving these videos! You've got me hooked.
@ollayze8863
8 жыл бұрын
Love the show! My goth gf showed it to me the other week! I need decals!
@glampira2646
8 жыл бұрын
Fantastic!!
@suburbohemian
8 жыл бұрын
I also love Ouija boards...they are too fun....maybe one turned into a coffee table or serving tray?
@anna_nikole
8 жыл бұрын
Well this is convenient, I've actually been looking recently for a gothic throne that isn't $1,000. I hope I find a good eBay deal like you did. Free shipping too, wow!
@R0B0T_J0NES61
5 жыл бұрын
I measure nothing, life's more interesting that way! Episode 1: ...Am I a joke to you?
@SleepywitchVibes
7 жыл бұрын
Love this man.
@sunniflowers4542
6 жыл бұрын
I love this series!
@CerridwenVids
7 жыл бұрын
Voltaire looks like such a cutie-pie when he's pining for something. I probably have a similar face when I'm shopping for nice Gothic corsets / clothes.
@Youkaikaze
4 жыл бұрын
15:01 Hey! What's wrong with Paramus? Don't you like a million malls and rt 17/rt 4 traffic??
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