"I'm drunk, there's bees in the car and my monkey are refusing to help" Welp I found my favourite quote.
@MrSnake-dh3hu
3 жыл бұрын
There's also 56:59, I can't wait for that to end up on a "Without Context" compilation.
@cubiesings
3 жыл бұрын
29:43 for timestamp
@Flawgore
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@clinonturberville7402
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSnake-dh3hu BBC lol lol y hmm
@hfjireh
Жыл бұрын
also this one 1:30:59
@thewonkydonkeyleader
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin has inspired me to name my dog Extreme Griefer Jesus
@zeefeer0543
3 жыл бұрын
EGJ or Xtreme for short? Or Jesus?
@Lholloway-wv2gn
3 жыл бұрын
@@zeefeer0543 or greifer
@thewonkydonkeyleader
3 жыл бұрын
@@zeefeer0543 depends on my mood
@hadjertlb7843
3 жыл бұрын
That's actually pretty cute ngl, imagine people asking what his name was and you're like: EXTREME GREIFER JESUS
@chuckn4851
3 жыл бұрын
Poor dog
@Cynder757
3 жыл бұрын
"I thought I could parachute to my therapist"
@cryochick6736
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder why he had therapy
@bnb2407
3 жыл бұрын
Doc: "How was your drive here" Michael: "Oh I actually tried to parachute here but after I jumped out of my flying bus I noticed that I forgot my parachute."
@Xephorian
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin not realizing he ran out of stamina and blaming chat for Michael drowning the one time when it was his own fault was so funny
@teeceratops
3 жыл бұрын
20:36 "What I'm addicted to is not getting killed, but for some reason I keep getting my ass into situations where getting killed is a little hard to avoid" is just 100% Kevin to his Twitch community
@santana6500
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched every one of these all the way please please please never stop
@BillyMadison3rdGrade
3 жыл бұрын
He should do Minecraft chaos mod tho
@santana6500
3 жыл бұрын
@@BillyMadison3rdGrade omg I pray he sees this
@leventeczegledi6272
3 жыл бұрын
@@BillyMadison3rdGrade Is there a minecraft chaos mod?
@SomeoneTookMyOldName
3 жыл бұрын
@@BillyMadison3rdGrade does minecraft have jesus?
@peachylenvy
3 жыл бұрын
@@SomeoneTookMyOldName it ain't the same without our jesus
@kingcommon2984
3 жыл бұрын
1:03:34 Dont mind me just leaving this here so I can hear Kevin Say "unda da sea" over and over
@vasikan3502
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin when he finds out he's 0.01% Jamaican
@water_chu500
2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "Unda da sea" random ped: "AAAaaaAAaAAAAaaaHhh
@lacerda6804
2 жыл бұрын
@@vasikan3502 But... Lin Manuel Miranda is Puerto Riqueño...
@Stusheep
Ай бұрын
@@lacerda6804Sebastian has a Jamaican accent
@snowdream2530
3 жыл бұрын
1:14:00 he leaves for one second and we managed to crash the game
@cryochick6736
3 жыл бұрын
Never trust chat
@Xephorian
3 жыл бұрын
INSTANT 😂😂
@attackeyebrows3649
3 жыл бұрын
The entire community represented in this moment 😂😂
@still_your_zelda
3 жыл бұрын
proud of us
@LiveLNXgaming
3 жыл бұрын
right as he gets a donation from Griefer Jesus
@seelie01
3 жыл бұрын
I love that even with the amount of followers as he has he still stays true to himself :)
@erikfinkel2717
3 жыл бұрын
that's how he has amassed his cult-like following... I mean fraaands!
@rockylee5442
3 жыл бұрын
True true
@brad2400
3 жыл бұрын
@@erikfinkel2717 no we are definitely a cult I shall not hide it I will fight for the right to worship our dear leader if I must
@Al_ost
3 жыл бұрын
just like Extreme Griefer Jesus
@brad2400
3 жыл бұрын
@@Al_ost extreme griefer Jesus is the dear leader's strongest warrior
@zombichlerka
3 жыл бұрын
The title of this video should be Kevin trying to get a taxi for 2 hours and 22 minutes straight
@Zeina107
Ай бұрын
I stream the chaos mod too. I feel this. It took me 3 hours to drive down the road 😂
@CraicDealer
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the community probably actually could pull off the "brb toilet break" prank. We are basically a hive mind at this point
@sidhackney8831
3 жыл бұрын
I'm worried no one would notice people going silent because the chat is flooded with soup any time Kevin leaves
@yuki97kira
3 жыл бұрын
Thats what happens in a cult
@justtosubscribe229
3 жыл бұрын
@@sidhackney8831 SOOOP
@KuueenKumi
3 жыл бұрын
What's the "brb toilet break" prank? What do you do when he's afk?
@ohno8398
3 жыл бұрын
The sheer euphoria Kevin expressed when he was finally able to teleport out of the tech room gave me enough serotonin for a week
@simonsays4499
3 жыл бұрын
33:45 "Bluh My Son" Immediately uppercuts son This is one of many reasons we love you Kevin 🤣
@andrewrichards159
3 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a way to remove certain flags that cause missions to fail. like "area abandoned". I wanna watch Kevin struggle to get back to the mission area!
@alexanderdavis3603
3 жыл бұрын
Haha the dog on the scooter, I'm dying 1:50:40
@MrSnake-dh3hu
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm drunk, there are bees in the car and my monkey is refusing to help". Another sentence that has never been said before in any context. And speaking of context, 56:59 is pretty bad without it.
@jasonantares3116
3 жыл бұрын
*Gets Chaos Mod Notification* *Immediately closes out of Stats homework assignment*
@gwts1171
3 жыл бұрын
Be honest - it doesn't take much for you to close your Stats homework. :)
@jasonantares3116
3 жыл бұрын
@@gwts1171 nope it does! But I am sure glad it was Kevin this time!
@erikfinkel2717
3 жыл бұрын
We need more stat classes in school js
@LiveLNXgaming
3 жыл бұрын
1:13:48 Griefer Jesus: $10 donation - my father sends his regards. *Game Crashes*
@FC12.
2 жыл бұрын
that is perfect
@The_Sleepiest_Socialist
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit.
@woahtheremyguy
3 жыл бұрын
I definitely was not binging Kevin streams this whole day and absolutely didn't just leave another stream vid to watch this... Nope, not me
@idiotidiot5821
3 жыл бұрын
Woah there ass ahoyyyy (I just came from watching Family Guy)
@woahtheremyguy
3 жыл бұрын
@@idiotidiot5821 hahah nice
@FinanceMan
3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these long streams. Finally getting more Kevin.
@TheTrueSpottedStripe
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I was able to catch this live, this is one of the best ones
@habebamahmoud8451
3 жыл бұрын
Sameee I even download twitch just to take part in it😂
@carleytimmerman2279
3 жыл бұрын
Literally just two hours and 22 minutes of Kevin prank calling a taxi cab service in gta five 😂😂
@dust8236
3 жыл бұрын
"If that wasn't the most depressing thing you've seen..." *Michael immediately kills himself*
@gwts1171
3 жыл бұрын
Being an Irishman, the "drunk" mod shouldn't effect Kevin at all.
@sidhackney8831
3 жыл бұрын
It should make you better at driving
@erikfinkel2717
3 жыл бұрын
he got hit by a drunk driver, #TooSoon #neverforget #Metoo
@ryleighs9575
3 жыл бұрын
Lol only Irish people think being drunk is no different from being sober, but that's just because they're always drunk :P "What d'ya mean, "straight line", officer? When da city stops paintin' dem wobbly yellow lines all over da road, you know how dey constantly change shape and multiply how dey do, why sure maybe den I'll see about your "straight line" dere lad. Go'on wit yer bollocks." - Irish Charter of Rights and Freedoms
@inkbypelle6561
3 жыл бұрын
Racist
@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
3 жыл бұрын
@@inkbypelle6561 shut up... Kevin makes those kinds of jokes all the type. It's not racist either, racist is hating someone just for being a certain race/ethnicity, assuming someone drinks a lot because they are Irish would be a stereotype
@neotheresa
3 жыл бұрын
“I have an addiction to chaos. My therapist has told me that.” Kevin and Jim Pickens are more alike then he cares to admit
@relaxingvideos552
3 жыл бұрын
I have re watched all of these streams several times and they never get old. I never want to stop hearing kevin scream "NOO ITS JESUS!"
@dark_neverland
3 жыл бұрын
I love that "there's a lot of jesus christ" means both Kevin shouting it all the time & actual spawning of Jesus Christ
@Kraang
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: We have to work together to beat at least one mission this stream Also Kevin: ** Doesn't pause game while reading donations and then blames chat for him not being able to finish a mission **
@jasonantares3116
3 жыл бұрын
1:13:30 The Vehicle at this point made me burst out laughing at work....
@SassySmall1
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes chat scares me with how blood thirsty they are but we did learn it from Papa Kev
@finnstewart4747
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin out here saying how much it must hurt to have a car drive over your feet when he's been full on bowled over by a car before.
@DerangedMallard
3 жыл бұрын
1:22:17 Can we talk about the perfect comedic timing right here?
@swayamsiddha15
3 жыл бұрын
*literally a car falls on top of Michael* Therapist: ... Therapist: ... Therapist: ... Therapist: Thoughts?
@Blackbirdness
3 жыл бұрын
I managed to catch this stream live. Lemme tell you I absolutely cheered at 2:01:45, an absolute euphoric high.
@cryochick6736
3 жыл бұрын
1:14:00 Leaves us to have fun Game immediately crashes
@simonmalmstrom9593
3 жыл бұрын
So now i got three new competitors for favorite quotes: "I'm drunk, there's bees in the car and my monkey are refusing to help" "oh speak of the devil, Come on son! Bring the monkeys :D" "Oh nonono I'm on the phone Jesus!"
@rosePetrichor
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin's quest to get a taxi and the chat specifically choosing things to destroy or fuck up his taxi is just incredible
@asadpuppy1259
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin's streams are just about the only stream that I watch the entire way and not get bored.
@derekjepson5012
2 жыл бұрын
"Watch for fire Kev." I'm dead
@timelordofinfinitehugs8933
3 жыл бұрын
‘The peds in the buss got burned and chard, burned and chard, burned and chard the peds in de buss got burned and chard, all day long!’
@scottibee2167
3 жыл бұрын
From America all the way to Ireland, the teacher statement "idk, CAN you?" is a universal thing. Lol. Good to know for some weird reason. 🤣🤣
@F1Elle17
3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the fact you upload the streams. I fall asleep every night giggling to them. Thank you for being you, Kev ♡ we love you
@obamium3020
3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to watch this but I have to go to the bathroom
@SuperHurra
3 жыл бұрын
You don't watch Kevin on the toilet? What's wrong with you?
@PunkyDPookie
3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperHurra lmao everyone knows you can only watch Kevin on the toilet. Anywhere else is unacceptable
@TehElimanator
3 жыл бұрын
I can't catch the streams cause of school but can at least watch on here
@leventeczegledi6272
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin, thank you! Thank you for your streams and especially for these specific ones, I love all of your content and the side you show of yourself.
@somerandomguy8973
3 жыл бұрын
1:20:52, I can’t tell if he said, “I’m on the phone Jesus” or “I’m on the phone, Jesus”
@jameshardy6374
3 жыл бұрын
First one. He was telling Jesus he was on the phone
@markamashov
3 жыл бұрын
I had so much fun yesterday engaging with you and community, Kev! Thank you so much for laughs and making me smile even when I'm feeling down ♥️
@Slaint
3 жыл бұрын
2:01:49 look how happy he was when he got out
@samnfg
3 жыл бұрын
Watched it live from start to end, this was the best stream ever!
@hfjireh
2 жыл бұрын
1:20:52-1:21:46 this whole sequence is so funny and chaotic😭 it all started going down after jesus spawned while michael’s on the phone
@hfjireh
2 жыл бұрын
kevin went from “ok you didn’t kill the doggy, chat. crisis averted.” to “ah the doggy is killing me! oh my god i can’t believe i mourned for you”
@graceambrose536
3 жыл бұрын
This may be my favourite Kevin stream of all time 😂
@jakestrok8357
3 жыл бұрын
literally 2 and a half hours of pure entertainment 😂
@muhammadnaufalw1822
3 жыл бұрын
20:22 "you're plainly addicted to chaos" this describe Kevin's current situation perfectly
@arrow4749
3 жыл бұрын
“We’ll just wait peacefully.” *Ignite Player* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH”
@bencollinge1
3 жыл бұрын
ive never felt joy like the joy when we got past the bus in the life invader office 😂
@visionblurry1232
3 жыл бұрын
I must've rewatched these streams over a 100 times by now
@TheNeonParadox
3 жыл бұрын
This could very well be the most masochistic stream I've ever seen. lol. Literally putting chat in charge of mods in GTA.
@Eko-fr1qo
3 жыл бұрын
Always a good day when Kevin uploads the gta chaos mod
@skyyzz4316
3 жыл бұрын
19:48 Thoughts ?
@pearpie6629
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone makes mistakes
@GreenTheScreen123
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin always put a genuine smile on my face. THANK YOU.
@simonmalmstrom9593
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm so surprise by how absolutely wholesome and kind Kevin is towards the people who donate or sub to him. I've never seen someone who seems so genuinely moved and thankful by even the smallest donations and subs.
@birbee6492
3 жыл бұрын
I would love to be apart of one of these live but time zones make it difficult! I'm subbed to you on Twitch regardless though, Kev. Have loved your content for years! Thank you.
@the_sammy
3 жыл бұрын
Came here from the highlight vid, I normally can't catch streams because of work hours so it's been fun watching these in full. The thing I take away is that you're just so bloody nice Kevin; keep it up!
@isaaccboyd8887
3 жыл бұрын
With the doctor, a car, and Micheal on the roof of a therapy office : “You’re plainly addicted to chaos”
@katyb6840
3 жыл бұрын
kevin you’re so humble and personable and just such a good role model to everyone in this community and i just wanted to say thank you and we all love you!!
@discreetsauce9999
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t like streams because there is usually lots of empty space but Kevin, being one of the funniest people alive, never has a dull moment
@liamwalmsley-smith8092
3 жыл бұрын
I can't get twitch so thank God for the archive
@noahwattel4226
3 жыл бұрын
Explode nearby vehicles Kevin: Walks away from the bus he wants to blow up.
@rentonthegreat
6 ай бұрын
Funny that at 16:17 the trash bin can be seen sparking randomly and Kevin doesn't seem to notice it lol.... Will anyone ever now but me lol?
@suidame1996
3 жыл бұрын
this was posted 4 minutes ago and I still feel late because theres 27 comments
@dazzle9712
3 жыл бұрын
You ARE late because you missed the stream.
@suidame1996
3 жыл бұрын
@@dazzle9712 not WHAT i was talking about but I think you know that. also i did watch the stream.
@georgel7712
3 жыл бұрын
Light mode on discord be like: 1:45:29
@CarlosThadeu
3 жыл бұрын
*car spawns and silence for a while* Therapist:..... Thoughts? I lost my shit lol
@solarsatan9000
3 жыл бұрын
this is the best content you have ever produced please get one for RDR and do full playthoughs of all rockstar games with it
@MaewCatt
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a gardener in GTA v when spinning peds activates... sprinkler
@robertmolnar720
3 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt, this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time!
@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange
Жыл бұрын
27:05 'break boosting', which means that when you hit the breaks the car speeds up, being combined with '10x engine speed', meaning the cars sped up even MORE when the peds were trying to break, was honestly beautiful
@ezioauditoredafirenze2656
3 жыл бұрын
i love your vids, man. i‘m having a though time because my girlfriend broke up with me, and your videos are cheering me up, thanks kevin. never stop!!
@gaboreszes4395
3 жыл бұрын
33:43 This part cured my depression
@Pumpernickel420
3 жыл бұрын
Every time these have been live I've been at work, glad they on KZitem too
@AnnoyingTiger888
3 жыл бұрын
I love the way he says "yay taxi" i want to clip that and make it my notification tone.
@cooperl1327
3 жыл бұрын
This is the best KZitem series
@GhostOnHiatus
2 жыл бұрын
here's to hoping Kevin goes full circle and gets addicted to gtav chaos mod again
@zrmarvin6217
3 жыл бұрын
That under the sea line made me lose it I was in tears I was laughing so hard
@still_your_zelda
3 жыл бұрын
I was at this stream, but I like to watch the chaos over and over 😂
@LockeD333
3 жыл бұрын
Brake boosting makes the brake into the accelerator, so all the NPCs are attempting to slow down in traffic but end up accelerating, so they brake more, so they go faster, and that's why every car started exploding at 27:00
@mrchip7858
3 жыл бұрын
i love these videos thank you callmekevin!
@bambaf13
3 жыл бұрын
I just love these streams, they are so funny
@Hosnyun13
3 жыл бұрын
26:00 to 27:24 is the most hilarious thing I've seen in months lol
@jetthesaint7359
3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes my dinner entertainment, I’m not tired of these videos at all cuz it’s KEVIN🥺❤️
@enigmaedits1559
3 жыл бұрын
25:04 kevin sounds like mrs.doubtfire😂
@4rkain3
2 жыл бұрын
“That sound is bears! It’s bears!” Yeah, that doesn’t make it any less NSFW, Kev, lmao.
@sarahnettamike7458
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin really pulled the "whole class is waiting" card LMAOO
@CrazyAuna94
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I like to sit down for a long CallMeKevin video and eat soup. It's my favorite food.
@nathanielferland2462
3 жыл бұрын
I had fun watching this in between online classes
@rainbowlightning5156
3 жыл бұрын
my therapy sections with michal never end well lol
@alexanderransom2862
3 жыл бұрын
These streams are like the greatest thing because you see Kevin uncut I love it
@RainbowwVomit
3 жыл бұрын
after 3 years of watching this is easily my favorite content on this channel
@dominickgonzalez8878
3 жыл бұрын
Most genuine KZitemr
@AshleyAmbrose94
Жыл бұрын
puplock just donating bits to ask if they can go to the bathroom in irish gaelic was really funny to me for some reason
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