Major Payne is the father-figure EVERY male needs 🤣
@Nomommiesway.
4 ай бұрын
NUH-UHH!!!!!
@codiclimenhaga7234
4 ай бұрын
He is like my dad 😂 you don't get up for school and say f I to your dad and try and go back to sleep yeah waterboarding sucked
@bigbugbugman
4 ай бұрын
@@Nomommiesway.Yuh huh
@Nomommiesway.
4 ай бұрын
@gigajack NUH-UHH!
@bigbugbugman
4 ай бұрын
@@Nomommiesway. YUH HUH
@butchkeckler9191
4 ай бұрын
“Who’s the dummy now?” Got me on the floor laughing 🤣 😂😂😂
@blazednhazed71
4 ай бұрын
Or was it the grenade
@simplejd7150
4 ай бұрын
I feel it is quite risky to just remain standing after throwing a live grenade as a single fragment can shatter your ribs.
@blazednhazed71
4 ай бұрын
@@simplejd7150 risky being near a grenade?? U might just be paranoid
@simplejd7150
4 ай бұрын
@@blazednhazed71 no in military training your drilled to duck or seek cover after throwing a grenade because even if the distance of the grenade is thrown very far and you are outside of the blast radius its still risky even if its low, and yes there are stories of soldiers throwing grenades and still getting hit with a fragment which put them in a hospital. 😑
@Ikian69skibiditoilet
4 ай бұрын
Aange??
@daltonwammock7098
4 ай бұрын
My wife just quoted this entire clip as it played... love the Payne life
@charliefox1054
4 ай бұрын
My mom who is her 70s does the same thing when watching this classic
@jeremyrouthier4806
4 ай бұрын
I would tell you to keep her but you already did 😂😂
@NexusEradication
4 ай бұрын
It's true, I'm his wife. I have a weiner, not that anyone asked tho
@DracoPayne-jr4is
4 ай бұрын
My last name is Payne lol
@cesarfernandez8779
4 ай бұрын
Now that’s a great woman there sir!
@Ahhhhhhh-z1p
4 ай бұрын
Major Payne has no chill. Bro pulls out a grenade, and everyone thinks it's fake. 💀
@noahrose2132
4 ай бұрын
Im pretty sure everyone knew it was real except Alex
@MrWik0078
20 күн бұрын
He knew the exact second it would explode too
@Ahhhhhhh-z1p
20 күн бұрын
@@MrWik0078 fr 😂
@MountainofSteel
10 күн бұрын
@@MrWik0078 No, it's just that the handle thing was still being held down
@cactusanimals7358
7 күн бұрын
@@MountainofSteelyh
@garretthorsch8143
4 ай бұрын
Such a goofy movie man 🤣
@beni1432
4 ай бұрын
What's the movie name
@mochammadalfarizi
4 ай бұрын
Major Payne @@beni1432
@tktheicewolf
4 ай бұрын
@@beni1432 major Payne highly recommend it
@some_guy.
4 ай бұрын
Dude its a good one @@beni1432
@Dirtybubble136
4 ай бұрын
@@tktheicewolfwhat can i watch it on
@alienatedbean12
4 ай бұрын
The brushless sprout quote is the best!!😂😂😂 " now my little patch of Brussel sprouts uproot yourself
@da_chimken
14 күн бұрын
MY LITTLE PATCH OF BRUSSELS SPROUTS😂😂😂
@gabrielreichert5362
4 ай бұрын
"My little patch of brussle sprouts!"😂😂😂
@FNHaole
4 ай бұрын
Kids movies can be a risky choice for an actor. Wayans rolled the dice and OWNED this role. Of all the cheezey kids movies out there, this one hit it outa the park. Missing the beginning is a sin, as it frames Payne’s actions throughout the story neatly into context.
@tytyree-ql7vg
4 ай бұрын
It definitely has some adult moments lmao
@billvandorn5332
4 ай бұрын
"Alright my little patch of brussel sprouts"... ironically appropriate!
@mad_dog2705
4 ай бұрын
Tf u mean kid movie? Bcs it goofy that mean it kid movie?
@rahsaanthomas7030
3 ай бұрын
This was a PG-13 rated film. It was never meant to be a "kid movie."
@spagetmonster6880
4 ай бұрын
"Who's the dummy now." *He was court martialed five minutes later*
@corrupted_sniper8020
4 ай бұрын
Can’t be court martialed because hes not in the military. Hes alr been honorably discharged is taking charge of a misbehaving bunch of JROTC kids because he doesn’t like civilian life much
@thebobbington
4 ай бұрын
Its JROTC nobody gives a damn.
@prophetichippo
2 ай бұрын
@@thebobbingtonI’ve done two jrotc in my life. 2002, 2011. In fact no one gives a crap lol
@tdwilkins9591
Ай бұрын
Nah Major Payne scares them to much
@TravisSchenck-x9x
4 ай бұрын
One of the greatest military movies ever. Damon Wayne's was great
@cesarfernandez8779
4 ай бұрын
“You eyeball me again, I’ll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoats cookie bag!”🤣
@iziahedmondson3146
4 ай бұрын
“ You should be able to fly through those tunnels with those big ass ears boy! “ and then the guy next to Payne, “ YEAH DUMBO FLY BABY FLY!!! “ had me rolling 😂😂😂
@SeaberGaming
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ThePhoenixAscendant
4 ай бұрын
Just realized that the grenade blast was actually pretty accurate vs the normal Hollywood grenades...
@BRUH-lx3jv
4 ай бұрын
Not really, grenades just displace dust and release smoke (along with the next main concern after the explosion, shrapnel.) There's no "fire"
@PoshYoshii62
4 ай бұрын
he pulled the pin with his teeth my guy nothing about this was accurate
@ThePhoenixAscendant
4 ай бұрын
@@PoshYoshii62 True, but this is Major Payne. He eats iron filings and poos nails, so of course he can pull a pin with his teeth.
@TiL_Deimos
Ай бұрын
@@PoshYoshii62this is major fucking payne, you really think he cant do that?
@johnthompson8272
Ай бұрын
😮😅
@LoganShaw0913
4 ай бұрын
"It's not a life or death situation. It is now"! Had me dieing on the floor laughing😂😂😂😂😂
@user-qn9xb3ww4n
4 ай бұрын
Major payne has the most out of pocket insults 😂😂
@Jacobdaninetailed
4 ай бұрын
My uncle and aunt introduced me to this movie a few years ago, and it’s been living rent free in my head ever since.
@TheYellowMan4
4 ай бұрын
"Who's the dummy now." "Who's the dummy now."
@rapidsloth5654
13 күн бұрын
Whos the dummy.. now 🧐
@Ewokmurderer
4 ай бұрын
Bro dropped the coldest and hottest loop of all time and thought we wouldn’t notice🥶🔥
@super_NOOBTHE1ST
19 күн бұрын
“Tommorow ladies, we gonna start the hard stuff”💀
@gregorygalloway794
4 ай бұрын
This movie should be mandatory viewing for anyone that's feeling a little blue, slightly depressed because this will bring you to laughter no matter who you are or where you come from. This is one of the best military parodies I've ever seen.
@alexosterrath2418
4 ай бұрын
Name?
@ari_amaya
4 ай бұрын
@@alexosterrath2418 Major Payne.
@CathLexio3
10 күн бұрын
I had a friend who was depressed and I gave them this advice. They're not alive anymore
@АлексейСвиридов-у9о
21 сағат бұрын
@@CathLexio3 Skill issue
@ArcaneSemblance
4 ай бұрын
"It is now"he says as he mencingly pulls the pins
@mvpsportscenter6172
3 ай бұрын
I'll never understand why we never got a 2nd or 3rd Major Payne it deserved it another movie or heck 2 enjoyed it n always fun to watch.
@Justin-fl1nv
3 ай бұрын
Technically this is the second. This is a remake of a Charlton Heston comedy.
@mvpsportscenter6172
3 ай бұрын
@Justin-fl1nv ouhh idk that they still should've made a 2nd one where he got married n they adopted lil kid like it finished but now he'd be like 10 n they would've set a standard for winning 4x in a row aiming for 5.
@user-ns3yl1gw1l
3 ай бұрын
What’s the name ?
@mvpsportscenter6172
3 ай бұрын
@@user-ns3yl1gw1l Major Payne
@Justin-fl1nv
3 ай бұрын
@@user-ns3yl1gw1l The Private War of Major Benson 1955
@beanzvr2705
4 ай бұрын
Fly with those big ass ears got me dying
@Child-In-Bucket-Eating-Melon
4 ай бұрын
The best live action movie ever made
@Mr.Bimbpleton
3 ай бұрын
I'm glad that shorts can bring great older movies like this one to new generation of audiences
@AidenHenry-s9l
20 күн бұрын
"You should be able fly with dem big ass ears boy" got me DEAD IN A POOL OF ACID 🤣
@EthanSamarin
4 ай бұрын
*Pulls out frag with malicious intent* It is now 🤣
@callofthechickens1666
4 ай бұрын
“It’s a dummy grenade” *casually explodes
@NSR_OWNER_Nerquerz
3 ай бұрын
Yeah, double baby fly quack, quack got me dying on the floor😂😂😂
@Flalesss
8 күн бұрын
"Fly baby fly" got me laughing so hard😂😂😂🤓
@cpt.arctourus7950
4 ай бұрын
Major payne is so accurate
@richiejohnson1367
4 ай бұрын
Major Payne was like: Ok, you want to play it that way wiseass
@Kermit_wielding_an_AK
4 ай бұрын
Bro you got to love this movie💀it’s a classic
@scorpionking4646
4 ай бұрын
I love Major Payne 😂😂😂😂
@issa1772
4 ай бұрын
Bro, this is like the 4th major Payne clip I’ve seen between last night and now. Ig I’ll just go and watch the movie again😭😭😂
@Grump570
4 ай бұрын
I’ve watched this movie at least 50 times, possibly more
@tytyree-ql7vg
4 ай бұрын
Just watched this two days ago .. Such a classic
@HankHill1998
4 ай бұрын
"My business is killing, ladies! And business is good!"
@SevenEighths06
4 ай бұрын
Payne is completely out of his mind. How this man was allowed to see active combat is beyond me lmao.
@Loot-lama123
4 ай бұрын
WON'T COMPLAIN THAT'S WHERE I'LL STAY! 🗣️🔥
@BlizzardOfTime
4 ай бұрын
“You’re gonna feel a little pressure,” - Moments before Disaster.
@cwlg124life
4 ай бұрын
I LOVE this movie, Best movies you will ever see give it up for Major Payne!
@SirT5104
4 ай бұрын
Easily one of my favorite childhood movies
@Pheonixfiregost
Ай бұрын
What's the name of the movie I've never seen it
@GhostKnightofficial
4 ай бұрын
This movie is so good and nobody freakin talks about it.
@nataliealvarez2287
3 ай бұрын
The amount of times we watched this in rotc
@Stan-s3b
19 күн бұрын
Major Payne is incredibly experienced here. You can tell. He made everyone think the grenade was a fake one, and he even knew the exact second to throw the grenade so it wont explode at them. He's a caring father figure AND a serious tank. The movie is really good. With his teeth hurting because of the grenade, thats right. Because in real life, pulling a grenade with your teeth hurts ALOT. But major payne has the idea to appear strong, for his students to be strong. (To be fair, major payne is extremely strong. His voice wouldnt intimidate any soldier though. If it was deeper, he would be more feared.)
@theonlyeye1170
4 ай бұрын
“My little pack of Brussels sprouts” aww ❤️❤️❤️
@Hover_Lover4546B
4 ай бұрын
I love Major Payne, I watch it like ten times a year.
@Molten_Marshmallow
4 ай бұрын
"Who the dummy now" Man this movie is absolute gold
@allisonbeattie4738
4 ай бұрын
When I was in JROTC in high school this was the only movie we watched on days we couldnt do PT. Love it so much, now I gotta rewatch it 😂
@KishoArima1975
4 ай бұрын
Major paine is to cool my friend showed me this movie and i have loved it ever since
@HG225
8 күн бұрын
My favorite part is when he says 1 tubby tubby 2 tubby tubby 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@realhinesfam2011
4 ай бұрын
Yea dumbo fly baby fly got me dying
@LilianaPost
23 күн бұрын
"won't complain that's where I will stay" is funny
@Hationor
3 ай бұрын
One would think that despite Major Payne has yet to use anything fake up to this point you'd think Cadet Stone would've known Major Payne would've used a real grenade
@DavidWatt-wc3wo
4 ай бұрын
This was my favorite movie
@lepepe
2 ай бұрын
saw this about 2 hours ago and decided to go watch the movie. Wasn't disappointed!
@lenwoodwilliams8902
2 ай бұрын
I absolutely love the job that Damon Wayans did on Major Payne because he reminds me so much of one of my drill sergeants....😊😊😊😊
@crypticnov4390
21 күн бұрын
This is my favorite movie of all time
@Sndns-et6fe
9 күн бұрын
Major payne was a menace
@Avoree-q1t
13 күн бұрын
“alright my little patch of Brussel sprouts!” 😭
@GUG3X
12 күн бұрын
"You should be able to fly throught that hole with that big ass ears boy" that was personal 💀
@MissGinger75
19 күн бұрын
I love major payne, he's the best
@GregJ-bb8nt
2 ай бұрын
ARIGHT MY PATCH OF BRUSSEL SPROUTS had me on the floor laughing
@bigteez808
3 ай бұрын
They cut out the best quote on this. "You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis." - Major Payne
@audeedanishwara1542
4 ай бұрын
"we going to start the hard stuff" my man is wild💀💀💀
@zanderlacny6845
3 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks it's would be comfy sitting in the dirt
@Justin-fl1nv
3 ай бұрын
Rich people pay a lot of money to do that.
@SteamingMango
4 ай бұрын
Major payne:Hard stuff Me:Dirty mind activated💀💀
@JacobSlaughter-d8i
5 күн бұрын
"whos the dummy now"? Famous last words
@-_-Krispy-Kebabz-_-
4 ай бұрын
Why did I just get the same video twice
@JayceVandale
10 күн бұрын
Patch of brussel sprouts is crazy 😂
@CH3R6B
4 ай бұрын
Whu'z da duumy now💀💀💀
@Thisguyisdoingthingsnow
4 ай бұрын
My favorite part is when he said “Who’s the dummy now-Who’s the dummy now”
@Ghostfirewolf
Ай бұрын
Major pain is the definition of his name 😂😅
@AWACS_OKA_NIEBA
20 күн бұрын
Digletts from pokemon!😂
@AxelBoswell
13 күн бұрын
Major Payne is the beat
@tmathis9882
4 ай бұрын
This scene lives rent free in my head
@PepeAnimates2012
8 күн бұрын
Video: “Who’s the dummy now? Who’s the dummy know?” Me: “Tf, twice?” 💀💀💀
@Deciduous1282
4 ай бұрын
alright ma little brussel sprouts had me dying
@yaboifuego4994
4 ай бұрын
This is what kids need nowadays
@ProTraderSorta
4 ай бұрын
this is the first movie ive seen that shows grenades correctly
@stevo196two9
3 ай бұрын
The hand grenade thing was awesome
@Shadow64583
4 ай бұрын
One of the most funniest movies ever
@calebjones9775
Ай бұрын
I watched so many times I couldn’t stop laughing
@JohnCognito
4 ай бұрын
Major Payne: WHAT IF THIS WAS A LIFE TO DEATH SITUATION Cadet: its not a situation Major Payne: NOW IT IS
@davidmoise-vq6tj
4 ай бұрын
"Is a dummy grenade "😂 Boom💥
@user-qr7lc4sf2k
24 күн бұрын
*other people looking at the video* my brain: "why is there a kid in the army?"
@JordanRussell-zo4qw
4 ай бұрын
“Yea dumbo fly baby fly” 🤣
@The_void_walker279
17 күн бұрын
That mud looks like a good napping place
@matypro9656
2 ай бұрын
Right now i'm watching it, and i'm exactly there
@boltpeak4070
4 ай бұрын
My family has seen this movie easily 300 times......." I can't feel my legs"........choo choo.....😮
@sunnex474
4 ай бұрын
Guess we’re seeing Major Payne this month
@callofthechickens1666
Ай бұрын
At that distance there was a solid chance of a random pellet not only striking him and and other dude but also a small chance of it striking the others already on the course as grenade pellets travel 230+ meters before being non lethal
@MrSwedisBit
4 ай бұрын
Move name
@Cybernetic-alien
4 ай бұрын
Bro missed the opportunity for a perfect loop 😭😭😭
@daniellalor5500
4 ай бұрын
If it ain't raining we ain't training
@SayThatAgainDude
4 ай бұрын
beginning: Who’s the dummy now? end: Who’s the dummy now? Who’s the dummy now?
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