TELL ME WHY ID WANT THIS???? 🧐🤔🤨🤷🏼 i have no idea how this is a good thing????
@LBCB94025
Жыл бұрын
TELL ME WHY ID WANT THIS???? 🧐🤔🤨🤷🏼 i have no idea how this is a good thing????
@LBCB94025
Жыл бұрын
@@mikemoreno3271 no why would u want to expand you mouth or roof of your mouth or build up more bone????
@gardensofthegods
Жыл бұрын
Don't worry the Katdashians will have it done ... just because they can .
@lGNITED
Жыл бұрын
"How tall are you?" "I think around 15 Dr. Peppers."
@ericae.6547
Жыл бұрын
😂
@scotthopkins6767
Жыл бұрын
😂
@dondadda1
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@wavey_lit6046
Жыл бұрын
Yooooo 😭😭😭
@jamesoconnormoneley2253
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@moewuw
Жыл бұрын
This is something you'd hear from a random homeless person at the bus stop at 2am
@grind-hardtrashbaggang7083
Жыл бұрын
😭😭
@diwashrai
Жыл бұрын
And its true!
@MunkeyParts
Жыл бұрын
i wasn't ready for the truth of this statement. Snot-rocketed my laptop. thanks
@seannim
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, from you
@mostafizurrahmanjhalak8629
Жыл бұрын
Or at a typical Joe Rogan podcast
@Shuriver
Жыл бұрын
Getting called a "Crackhead" just got real
@SRvant_JEZ_US
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 bru u got me
@xxorphic
Жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@JayceRidds
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@memyselfandthem6747
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@RandomMoia
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@kamrongregson420
Жыл бұрын
“Where are you” “Ah, bout 23,470 cheeseburgers away”
@ignacio7339
11 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@melissateague3936
10 ай бұрын
Wendy's cheeseburgers or big Ole Whataburgers?
@bbangel6935
9 ай бұрын
Holy shit 😂
@GlobalradioSs
8 ай бұрын
Prolly bout 20ft
@brandonowen9881
3 ай бұрын
"That's a lot of buns, man!"
@meangene1980
Жыл бұрын
Never skip bone day.
@thissmittenkitten
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dragoon260
Жыл бұрын
pause 💀
@bastimulla7134
Жыл бұрын
Jesus 😂
@predaR6
Жыл бұрын
No worries I bone your mom everyday
@brick784
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@anindyadawn845
Жыл бұрын
Bro literally gave us his 5 cents of knowledge
@roxywyndham
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@muhammadsalafiahlulhadith
Жыл бұрын
@@roxywyndham 😂
@Wr3tchedSketch
Жыл бұрын
KZitem surveyed me about your comment
@anindyadawn845
Жыл бұрын
@@Wr3tchedSketch have i been a good commenter? 🤣
@kloppthedestroyeryt7238
Жыл бұрын
😂
@mou1939
Жыл бұрын
"How high can you jump?" "About 135 triple-A batteries"
@braydonroller1083
Жыл бұрын
W comment.
@ericklopes4046
Жыл бұрын
Vertically or horizontally piled? Cuz that makes a hell of a difference.
@nvmitsok
Жыл бұрын
@@ericklopes4046 same for pennies lol
@andracoske
Жыл бұрын
The height of a standard AAA battery is 44.5mm or 0.0445m. By multiplying this value by 135, we get a total height of 6.0075m, which is over 12 times higher than the average human jump height of about 50cm. However, it's important to note that this calculation assumes the batteries are stacked vertically. If we assume that the batteries are instead stacked horizontally, using the width of a AAA battery of 0.0105m, then 135 batteries would measure 1.4175m in height. This is still an impressive jump, being almost 3 times higher than the average human jump height.
@ericklopes4046
Жыл бұрын
@@andracoske I was just waiting for someone like you to come over and do the actual math 😆
@Norcalmiller78
Жыл бұрын
“How long do you have to wear it?” -“For one million owl hoots.” “That’s a lot of owl hoots man.”
@JohnBillow
10 ай бұрын
"For sure!"
@zack9656
7 ай бұрын
Jesus bro. I can't even tell you how hard I've been laughing at your comment. Thank you for this. 🙌
@xbbjdf8
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-gc1lh2qi4k
6 ай бұрын
😅😂
@carllazarraga2858
6 ай бұрын
Best one lmfao
@mndz1747
Жыл бұрын
“How old are you?” “About 18 scrambled eggs.”
@davidkelley751
Жыл бұрын
How tall are you in scrambled eggs (huueeeegss) (iykyk)
@FramesJanco505
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO (Welcome back to the Gaouun)
@callanc3925
Жыл бұрын
Yall making these comments like americans havent compared every single distance over 100yards to a certain number of football fields
@FramesJanco505
Жыл бұрын
@@callanc3925 r/wooosh
@callanc3925
Жыл бұрын
@@FramesJanco505 You must be like 11 years old if you think i somehow missed the joke by pointing out that the joke is older than this video
@latalebro5571
Жыл бұрын
“About 5 pennies worth” “And how long were you wearing it?” “ About 15 jungle miles”
@alexsalika6701
Жыл бұрын
😂 😂 this the funniest comment ever
@CharlieHostonOfficial
Жыл бұрын
This is such an underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂
@iplayloud2
Жыл бұрын
🏆
@bikerultimate
Жыл бұрын
This sounds like poetry. Radiohead could sing
@dylanremote7121
Жыл бұрын
Died laughing at this
@raulduke3237
Жыл бұрын
"I gained 3 South American 3rd century arrowheads in my face"
@yoitsvenus616
Жыл бұрын
I gained 4 early european shillings (after colonising the americas) worth of volume in my mouth
@richrich2862
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HustleCode
Жыл бұрын
I gained a solid bic lighter of bone in my face .
@reallyshel
Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo
@HeatherKalesi
Жыл бұрын
😂
@FIr3BLZ
Жыл бұрын
“How much you sleep last night?” “About 27 Shelled Pistachios”
@SztarPlayer01
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mariaamezcua4761
Жыл бұрын
Lol shut up lol lol😂
@renaisanceman182
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@philfmiller
Жыл бұрын
About 70 miles worth
@konikpolny340
9 ай бұрын
It's about 25Kw/h
@zack4president
Жыл бұрын
If you go to a doctor and he measures bone by coins. Run
@MrPantheraUmbra
Жыл бұрын
Dr. Mario?
@quincysimelane598
Жыл бұрын
😂
@thegreatestfallout1794
Жыл бұрын
Hey man, just because they're Jewish doesn't mean they're a bad doctor
@Jj_2723
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️☠️ bros the coin measurer
@mikeruffin965
Жыл бұрын
@@MrPantheraUmbra underrated comment
@GoogleIsAWokeCunt
Жыл бұрын
“How heavy are you?” - “ I think 45 Big Macs “
@kirkpaddy8389
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@NavyMech62
Жыл бұрын
Better than measuring in stone. Lmao Europe has the metric system and they STILL measure with other things.
@davidmichael1861
Жыл бұрын
@@NavyMech62 yeah about {a lot more healthier food and water} pretty much most precise measurement we got right there
@champizthename8513
Жыл бұрын
fuck i was dying 😂😂😂😂
@certifiedhater4414
Жыл бұрын
@Navymech62 what a weird thing to get defensive about
@LoganDymek
Жыл бұрын
“About 5 pennies worth” “And how long did you wear it” “About 17 galactic steps”
@Notenoughleisure
Жыл бұрын
Bruhhh my stomach 😭🔥
@alquesadilla9140
Жыл бұрын
Ngl reading this inebriated made this way funnier
@N-Dizzy
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Mike-vd6ne
Жыл бұрын
Yo I'm weak asf 😂
@credence7777777
Жыл бұрын
laughing :)....
@theaidenchicago
Жыл бұрын
“What’s the hourly pay?” “Enough to buy 14 boxes of Mac n’ Cheese”
@mastersamurai7683
6 ай бұрын
Lol
@user-bp1gx3qt3o
Жыл бұрын
“5 pennies worth of bone” is such an american measurement edit - a lot of americans misunderstood this comment… surprise surprise
@chrissamuels5572
Жыл бұрын
Better than five pounds(£) of bone lol
@100kPollo
Жыл бұрын
Well they are American 🇺🇸 and their target audience is America so ??
@iitickle6510
Жыл бұрын
You could have made the joke funny if it didn't sound so demeaning
@turtlewolf5050
Жыл бұрын
Makes it easier to visualize how much grew cause you can picture 5 pennies. And that might not be as easy to visualize 2 inches for some.
@Alexis_005
Жыл бұрын
Along with football stadium. 😂
@cyberlord64
Жыл бұрын
"how much did you gain?" "about 5 pennies worth of bone" "and how long did you wear this thing?" "oh about 12 snail kilometers"
@Tlyrc
Жыл бұрын
I'm dying
@neg4t1vezer04
Жыл бұрын
By my math that's 423 snail km
@darkworld8333
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@leonx7612
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@FartInYourFace234
Жыл бұрын
y'all can't just focus on the subject, getting distracted by the dumbest shit
@Bruno_Ivankovic
Жыл бұрын
"How long did you wear it for?" "Oh about 3 jupiter months"
@aleela1251
Жыл бұрын
to be fair 1 year is about 5 jupiter months
@lamustardo
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
@carllazarraga2858
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@eedre4864
Жыл бұрын
I’ve always been self-conscious of my interior mouth volume. It’s nice to know there’s a procedure to give me the body positivity I so desperately need.
@abigailkendrick
Жыл бұрын
😂❤
@JohnBillow
10 ай бұрын
Just use your tongue
@deezuschrist
8 ай бұрын
These acrylic expanders like Homeoblock or Vivos are bullshit unfortunately. You need MARPE or surgery to actually expand the maxilla in adults.
@zack9656
7 ай бұрын
Alright. You got second place just behind Mr. Owl Hoots with this comment. The specificity was hilarious. I am so happy you now feel happy in your own skin. 👏
@possumfriend2335
6 ай бұрын
It sounds weird but it isn't cosmetic. A lot of people didn't form proper facial development as babies, and more now than ever because breastfeeding is important for it to happen and more people use bottlefeeding now, and we start babies on mush instead of allowing the exercise of chewing for the first several years of life and then follow it up with soft processed foods. One thing that can happen from facial underdevelopment is chronic sinus issues, eustachian tube dysfunction which causes sinuses to not be able to drain which is hell on earth, and can even lead to the carotid artery being obstructed. Swallowing issues, choking, snoring, crowded and crooked teeth, and a lot of other things can be issues too. Breathing is the main one though.
@donyzac
Жыл бұрын
My face currently looks like 45 cent. I’m aiming for that additional 5 to get to 50 cent
@gujono.eiriksson8553
Жыл бұрын
Haha
@linass283
Жыл бұрын
Genius
@pickles94
Жыл бұрын
Dumb
@merlinshorb4324
Жыл бұрын
Do many men wish death upon you?
@soniamartin4914
Жыл бұрын
Lol best comment 😁
@MrAledro84
Жыл бұрын
This guy's bone structure is adjusted for inflation
@StrideX21
Жыл бұрын
Idk how you don't have more likes🤣
@BarokYoseph
Жыл бұрын
Best comment on the internet today 😂
@jzmskzm
Жыл бұрын
quality
@DOEGrindz
Жыл бұрын
😆
@MrAledro84
Жыл бұрын
Glad you beautiful people had a good laugh. However, it is because of Joe Rogan's guests that jokes almost write themselves 🤣
@calni7231
Жыл бұрын
“Jamie, pull up that video of that bear widening its mouth”
@tariblevins955
Жыл бұрын
😂😅
@fallencenturion
Жыл бұрын
I’ve never laughed at one of these but for some reason this one broke me up
@jennifermohans8167
Жыл бұрын
This sounded crazy but then I'm like no it actually makes a lot of cents
@Alex-ll4xm
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@trevortibbits859
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, about 5
@rykerinthewild1155
Жыл бұрын
I love you for that, that was good 😂😂
@beka8123
Жыл бұрын
This joke is so dumb but i love it 😂
@jamescarey4101
Жыл бұрын
😆 LOL...Penny for your thoughts. A penny saved is a penny earned.😅
@jeremiah_garcia_
Жыл бұрын
My guy just unlocked character customizations next level
@dutchvan.740
Жыл бұрын
Yeah right. Sasha grey has been doing it for way too long now
@chance_C
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@allanthree1354
Жыл бұрын
It was at this moment he knew he F*ed up
@Poopdeck1015
Жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan it’s full of pseudoscientific advice
@NoBaconForYou
Жыл бұрын
@@Poopdeck1015 dogmatic fool.
@fallencenturion
Жыл бұрын
“How long did you wear it for?” “Precisely 52 Burning Mans.”
@north.studios
Жыл бұрын
"How much did you grow since I last seen you? "Around 12 flax seed muffins"
@ralphsawe7175
Жыл бұрын
😂
@pierrelabret
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sandymarc5322
Жыл бұрын
You crack me up 😂 I’m done
@muhammadsalafiahlulhadith
Жыл бұрын
@@sandymarc5322 😂😂
@alejandroalldayreaction
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jonn3347
Жыл бұрын
That'll come in handy in those situations when I need a bigger face.
@SoulDelSol
Жыл бұрын
Right? I've never heard of this and can't believe how many people in comments secretly transformed their faces and didn't say anything. Literally no one has told me this in real life. But seemingly everyone in comments "as a person who spread my face with a key.."
@alejandropacheco7832
Жыл бұрын
I would do it if this fixes obstructive apnea
@DetractosPwns
Жыл бұрын
I believe having a bigger face, or a bigger mouth to be precise, helps you having an easier time breathing, this prevents snoring and sleep apnea, one of the root causes of hypertension and heart disease.
@zenkaishogun9358
Жыл бұрын
@@SoulDelSol LMFAOOO 😆😆😆
@jayestofseize4324
Жыл бұрын
@@alejandropacheco7832 he actually mentioned that if you watch the full podcast. He describes how industrialized societies after every generation a percentage of the population starts to alter the structure which narrows the pathway and causes dental problems.
@dej71
Жыл бұрын
“Jamie bring up that video of the gorilla on DMT fighting a man who grew 5 pennies worth of bone in his face”
@lukazupie7220
Жыл бұрын
😂
@shaygraham6925
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@neonvoid
Жыл бұрын
:D
@genghisthedon5155
Жыл бұрын
😂
@SauceSosa_214Tx
Жыл бұрын
The adventures of Grizzly Addams🤣
@k7l3rworkman97
Жыл бұрын
Gives a whole new meaning to “ *Spread Them Cheeks* “ 😂😂😂
@johnmitchell4124
5 ай бұрын
Why this doesn't have 20k likes I don't know, literally dirty laughed out loud. Chapeau to you! And I retire from the internet tonight a happy man. Many thanks!
@fbi538
Жыл бұрын
for the british viewers, it’s 5 doubloons worth of bone
@duje3587
Жыл бұрын
england>america and im neither english or american
@Thathumanoverthere1701
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lashandarenay
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@slaymarie_rdh_2B
Жыл бұрын
Omfg a dabloooooon 😂😂😂 makes me think of pirates
@OneTwoMark
Жыл бұрын
Penny is british though?
@squidno4902
Жыл бұрын
"How much do you weigh" About 3/2 Washing Machines.
@pickmeasinner
Жыл бұрын
What's a three/twoth?!
@TweedSuit
Жыл бұрын
"How tall are you?" "I think around 1/60th of a football field"
@brotherinchrist1079
Жыл бұрын
How about I'm about 2 tied shoe laces tall and one shoe lace round and half a shoelace wide!😂
@GrowBraveWay
Жыл бұрын
So funny?!
@kanaletumlinson
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@reformed_attempt_1
Жыл бұрын
You are joking but there's a lot of videos where they measure distance in football fields
@The1OneAndOnly128
Жыл бұрын
This was funny 😂
@andrewconnor4429
Жыл бұрын
I worked on all these exercises and my teeth completely changed they all line up and my jaw is forward and i dont sleep with my mouth open anymore, amazing stuff
@rades920
Жыл бұрын
What device did you use?
@andrewconnor4429
Жыл бұрын
@@rades920 only used micropore tape on my lips at night just in the middle as Nestor describes
@santouchesantouche2873
Жыл бұрын
bullshit
@turkeycannon972
Жыл бұрын
How old are you?
@JohnBillow
10 ай бұрын
That's called mewing
@giuseppehess9019
Жыл бұрын
I feel like I just watched an AI generated conversation
@AmarilloMusicAB
Жыл бұрын
You’re just high
@ntl5983
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was an ad.
@josht777
Жыл бұрын
@@ntl5983 I'm high, I thought it was an ad, and now I'm trying to figure out why I wanna grow more bones in the middle of my head
@KLienne
Жыл бұрын
joe rogan ai
@stretch1807
Жыл бұрын
@@AmarilloMusicAB hi, how are you?
@carlos23231999
Жыл бұрын
Bro really gained 5 cents of face to his face
@pirhannayt6423
Жыл бұрын
When you skip english class
@ImportsEveryday
Жыл бұрын
Americans will measure things in anything but the metric system.
@mellowmoods8393
Жыл бұрын
@@ImportsEveryday Yes, and soccer sucks, too.
@Rouk524
Жыл бұрын
@@mellowmoods8393 it's called football
@Rouk524
Жыл бұрын
@@giselhernandez8 ah, I see
@grvoor4
Жыл бұрын
“We’ve been told we can’t grow bones past 30.” There’s a pill for that sir.
@DARKK_DC
Жыл бұрын
Wait really?
@lunacygamer9168
Жыл бұрын
@@DARKK_DC yeah its blue
@clarkyoung6970
Жыл бұрын
@@DARKK_DC dawg…
@MaxPrime80
Жыл бұрын
@@lunacygamer9168 argghh, you beat me to it 😂
@MissMistySB
Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there 😂
@shara1979
Жыл бұрын
I've been told I'm about 6 pizzas away from a heart attack
@KingNexusMOCs
Жыл бұрын
"Just because you can doesn't mean you should."
@dggerzz_8850
Жыл бұрын
that's a very common medical procedure
@growithmarian
Жыл бұрын
It's important for bracelets what do you mean. A lot of kids in Germany need these
@lerauxx4532
Жыл бұрын
@@growithmarian why?
@getoffmydick4198
Жыл бұрын
Something women should do tbh
@boeriucosmin4213
Жыл бұрын
I wear one of those acually. If you have an underbite i belive is called, you should wear one, otherwise you experience bone problems
@juliomelle5349
Жыл бұрын
"yeah yeah, I gained about 5 hotdogs per aligator"
@chillagalet3013
Жыл бұрын
”How much money do you have?” ”I’d say around 500 chicken nuggets worth”
@jimthehugger3890
Жыл бұрын
But from where? Burger King or McDonald’s?
@sethh2861
Жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
@user-mu9ki8mw1y
Жыл бұрын
How many a box?
@jj2sad504
Жыл бұрын
@@jimthehugger3890burger king better
@VvGv-vg2bm
Жыл бұрын
@@jimthehugger3890 saddest part is this is how we used to talk where I'm from when McDoubles and McChickens costed a dollar we would ask how many mcdoubles u got on u? Or can you throw down 5 McChickens with us so we can get some paq
@quingynamho
Жыл бұрын
Using things as measurement instead of using actual measurement is a very effective measurement
@CarloRizzuti
Жыл бұрын
"and for how long did you wear it for?" "I wore it for about 2920 NFL games worth of time"
@Ren-wd3wq
Жыл бұрын
the fact that i googled this to make sure it was really a year
@Atlastheyote222
Жыл бұрын
my man just discovered what an orthodontist is
@Apollo-tc6sy
Жыл бұрын
In my experience, traditional orthodontists generally don't use these kinds of devices.
@richardnemeth5911
Жыл бұрын
@@Apollo-tc6sy they do. I've had this thing installed right before covid and wore it for about 9 months. It's not at all pleasant but helped my Ortho treatment progress much faster.
@Russeren01
Жыл бұрын
They pull teeth/premolars and minimize your jaw, aka ruining your jaw which can give you TMD, which they deny.
@richardnemeth5911
Жыл бұрын
@@Russeren01 try not to make it sound like there aren't any risks involved with treatments in general.
@SixhawkSix
Жыл бұрын
orthotropics?
@LonerB-oner
Жыл бұрын
“I gained 15 pubic hairs of bone in my face”
@yaileenmaldonadomendez6382
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@danceswithtallcans7694
Жыл бұрын
I grew two Wendy’s French fries worth of girth in my taco smasher
@freelancerconverse4413
Жыл бұрын
Tell your boyfriend to shave.
@Gulfraz.
Жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@Eradica
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@DK_Son
Жыл бұрын
"That's a lotta bone, man" - Said no woman to me, ever.
@premsinghrathore9691
Жыл бұрын
You boneman
@count.3842
Жыл бұрын
Bony guy
@mrgaspacks
Жыл бұрын
It ain’t the size of the bone…………………….. it’s the calcium the bone got 😂
@lildurpy
Жыл бұрын
😢
@caseypiper11
Жыл бұрын
Bonehead
@sarahairey9294
11 ай бұрын
" Feel those cracks in your head, that's how you know you're a *crackhead* "
@athecreator417
Жыл бұрын
“How long are your legs?” “I’d say about twenty dogs long.”
@rskye11
Жыл бұрын
What kind of dogs? Because if your legs are 20 rottweilers long...
@fabbat1713
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
@cricrijobim
Жыл бұрын
Maybe hotdogs?
@raulcarbajal5987
Жыл бұрын
Long enough to touch the ground
@nikogarcia3249
Жыл бұрын
Fail
@meestameestaaaaaa
Жыл бұрын
My brother had to do this to fix his underbite. Bro came back as handsome squidward a year later lol
@danae5578
Жыл бұрын
I so need that
@iamdjsluggo
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I guess that’s my mentality, because when he was describing this I though “handsome squidward”! 😂
@skywinner_9474
Жыл бұрын
What's it called?
@owlhootingbook
Жыл бұрын
What's it called
@CommunistBot
Жыл бұрын
It's called a palate expander and it should only be used as a treatment for mouth structure problems diagnosed by a tooth doctor. But, if your mouth is fine as is, there's no reason to get it, and it's probably really expensive.
@bigmunnywalt
Жыл бұрын
“Hey Jamie, pull up the video of the Polar Bear that only ate scientifically widened faces”
@natewells734
Жыл бұрын
🎤🎤 DROP!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tamster2k
Жыл бұрын
God I love a good “hey Jamie” joke. 😂
@unknownaura
Жыл бұрын
@@tamster2kand I love you
@GG-kc6ie
Жыл бұрын
Haha gold
@Wakkaflakkaflame
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@HaynSoja
9 ай бұрын
How old are your kids? 3000 fries lined up.
@Abrahamhamham
Жыл бұрын
This guy is the perfect 8 am conversation at an after party
@pierrelabret
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nicestguyinhouse6112
Жыл бұрын
And when he starts to slow down you say "hey man let's do another bump"
@azmindspin311
Жыл бұрын
I missed the part where he told us why in the actual hell you would want to do this.
@dorotakobak8864
Жыл бұрын
I had one as a kid. I had too many teeth and not enough space. I had this device for almost two years.
@davis4555
Жыл бұрын
It's medical, not cosmetic. I had one in preparation for braces because my palate was too narrow for my teeth. Also used to increase sinus area to help breathing, too.
@azmindspin311
Жыл бұрын
@@dorotakobak8864 I also had one as a kid, but why would a grown man be bragging about how much bone he grew?
@Polstarvolvo
Жыл бұрын
Narrow palate, wich also mean in some people, low breathe by nose capacity. People with narrow palate, usually breathe by their mouth and if you try to breathe by nose, dont get sufficient air, because the palate is like "pressing" your nose cavity. Also are related on medium to old age with breathe problems meanwhile sleep. Also when you go to a maxillofacial, they cut your bone, and put the palatar expander. So your narrow smile, turn to a giga chad smile. Is "common", you dont need to have like a ultra narrow maxilar for doing it, but if you make in a adult age, is heaviest than on early age or teenage wich only require a palatar expander because at this ages the maxilar bone isn’t completely "weld" and it save you as adult from literally someone breaking your bone to let it expand (the post surgery isn’t the best thing). And obviusly save you from pay a surgery.
@doris2079
Жыл бұрын
@@azmindspin311 I think he is saying it because it is believed that you can't grow more bones after 30 but he was able to. So, there might be many older people who have sinus issues (etc) and can actually get the surgery to help.
@Thugz4Real
Жыл бұрын
They call this type of cosmetic surgery the “Stewie Griffin”
@winstonmiller8446
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂good one
@mrybird4044
Жыл бұрын
I swear people are getting funnier lately lolll
@newkbox
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking hey Arnold 😂
@lylehaughton469
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣Floored...
@Q_QQ_Q
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@astrospeedcuber
7 ай бұрын
Bro just invented new imperial measurement unit
@piroguejay
Жыл бұрын
“You gained how much volume in your mouth?” “I gained about 20 micro machines”
@rigit23
Жыл бұрын
"We can't grow bone after 30" Arthritis would like to have a conversation with you
@12235117657598502586
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Leo-ng6bo
Жыл бұрын
I will report this comment for being excessively funny
@sweenie7
Жыл бұрын
Right
@Jason1993plj
Жыл бұрын
i think you mean osteoporosis ,Arthritis is an inflammation of your joints ^^
@digbick8349
Жыл бұрын
@@Jason1993plj osteoporosis is weakenin of your bones.
@rainzer0
Жыл бұрын
"how tall are you?" "About 6 human feet" 🤔
@iShi_11
Жыл бұрын
180cm, когда вы научитесь правильными единицам измерений?
@damanxgill
Жыл бұрын
Americans will use ANYTHING except the actual measuring units 😂
@coalcreekdefense8106
Жыл бұрын
I use grams and millimeters quite frequently at work, but I NEVER mention them in the presence of a European(or my brother-in-law). I have made it my business to become the embodiment of this meme.
@jingleballs9935
Жыл бұрын
Yep we’re awesome
@TheLargeDoctor
Жыл бұрын
This has nothing to do with nationality you melt
@ffrenchbascoehinds3173
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@thomasaur12290
Жыл бұрын
Negative, anything except the imperial units of measure.
@eaglesbaby4233
Жыл бұрын
Can't count the number of times I've said, "Gee, I wish I had more bone in my face"
@visst777
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@miachevais4154
Жыл бұрын
😂
@mastertrey4683
Жыл бұрын
If you cant breathe out of your nose you would
@shampoo-supernova
Жыл бұрын
OI OI SAVALOY!
@ndibu
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@aleph6761
Жыл бұрын
When using random ass objects for measurement is more accurate than the Imperial System
@jakislol1111
Жыл бұрын
Keep dreaming
@rightmunted7538
Жыл бұрын
@@jakislol1111 The only things the imperial system is good for measuring is your height and the length of your dick.
@djoetma
Жыл бұрын
Only people who don't understand proper measurement liked this.
@talksickgamer
Жыл бұрын
@@djoetma dude really struggles when someone says "7-8 mm" or "about 1 cm". A true American.
@titan8084
Жыл бұрын
Lol, ]nice way of saying your brain is incapable of understanding basic measurements.
@Staceypotterphotography
Жыл бұрын
I am 43 and have been doing face yoga and myotherapy for a little over two years and I can personally attest to how true this is! I did not use a device but did it naturally and it has been the most intense and wonderful transformation of my LIFE. 🎉 My whole face has changed shape dramatically, and the plate he is referring to here has become insanely wide. I didn’t even realize it, but before I did this my face was very lopsided and twisted. I had a million little sneers stuck around my nose and didn’t even know they were there until they worked themselves out. So I look younger and much prettier and my face is moving towards symmetry now. But the biggest thing is that my sinuses and ear canal had both collapsed before doing this. Again, I didn’t even realize this and it is what most people call “normal aging.” So by widening that plate, my sinuses and ear camels have been put back into their proper places and the difference is shocking. I really want to teach someone else how to do this as it has felt like the biggest miracle and I want to pass that on. Does anyone want to learn? I’d be happy to, no charge or anything! It is not only a total face transformation, but as you’re doing it, you begin to see that the way your face has aged is really just stuck emotions. When you begin to work these kinks out, the emotions flood through you as if escaping. I have a masters in counseling psych and am not a flake!! This has been life changing and I’d love to pass it on. Dm me on Instagram! I’m easy to find 😊❤
@adith520
10 ай бұрын
would like to know more. care to drop your insta?
@xerenityapexlegends3940
Жыл бұрын
Guys, this device had a class action lawsuit lol
@bamaman6478
Жыл бұрын
For?
@lateefp80
Жыл бұрын
@@bamaman6478 fucking up your FACE!
@DiirteeSanchez
Жыл бұрын
@@bamaman6478death
@renaissancestatesman
Жыл бұрын
So?
@candycouldntbesosweet
Жыл бұрын
@@renaissancestatesman what do you mean so? 😂
@SR07_
Жыл бұрын
For those of you who didn’t have that crack on your head, check your other head… that bone grew 1 penny
@freshdaddy69
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂💀
@666DAZER
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😹
@matthewklahn3204
Жыл бұрын
Delayed chuckle
@sadebeve
Жыл бұрын
A ridiculously properly improper joke, this is, Sir. And to make matters even more hilarious, it also works for the typically skirted kin. I chuckled at your cunningness, Chuck.
@AprilGhouls
Жыл бұрын
This sounds like a Philadelphia meth/fentynol Addict at a random bus stop.
@kelanpagan1753
Жыл бұрын
A comedic editor would have a field day cutting and pasting this conversation
@halfbakedchannel6065
Жыл бұрын
I wish i was still 17 again and had time to do that shit. This is a gold mine
@dadabler8714
Жыл бұрын
@@halfbakedchannel6065 it's great to be an adult .. 😅
@hahathatisfunnybro
Жыл бұрын
“YTP joe rogan puts something in his mouth 👀”
@ox2557
Жыл бұрын
Foreigner in America: "How far is the nearest grocery store from here?" American: "It's about 16 tennis courts away"
@threethrushes
Жыл бұрын
underrated af comment
@poldreborn4281
Жыл бұрын
XDDDD
@Soloist1983
Жыл бұрын
Nah, it's solid miles everywhere here. Metric though, that's for scientists, people still look at me funny when I say meters or kilos. I just roll my eyes, and think c'mon, this shit isn't hard, do better
@derfderfson
Жыл бұрын
"So why did you do that?" "........I don't know."
@ruthanna4713
Жыл бұрын
Watch the episode. Makes perfect sense.
@derfderfson
Жыл бұрын
@@ruthanna4713 I'd still make the same joke.
@daviddoubled8625
Жыл бұрын
@@ruthanna4713 What episode is it ?
@DeaconTaylor
Жыл бұрын
@@ruthanna4713 i dont want to watch, i just want to know why
@grey.fox.
Жыл бұрын
@@ruthanna4713 Don't have Spotify. Can you tell us?
@sigra999
Жыл бұрын
Of course do bones grow throughout life. Fractures heal, osteophytes poke out. It‘s simplest biology that tissues adapt according to stimuli. Bones are tissue.
@sizzili1902
Жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention the crippling pain that comes with stretching out your palate💀
@SoloRenegade
Жыл бұрын
do it more slowly with your tongue. I've been doing it for a few months now and it's made huge changes with minimal pain.
@sizzili1902
Жыл бұрын
@@SoloRenegade Alr, thanks hope it helps😭
@thekingofcool1641
Жыл бұрын
@@SoloRenegade how do you do this
@BerserkersBattle-816
Жыл бұрын
@@SoloRenegade I straightened all my upper teeth and widened my mouth an inch in the first year. We humans are supposed to rest our tongues on the roof of our mouth and if you do this starting as a child your teeth will come in perfectly straight and you'll have a nice looking face. Good news is you can do this as an adult.
@youngsavage91beastmode34
Жыл бұрын
I fucking love KZitem 😆
@vincentcyr3719
Жыл бұрын
What he doesn't tell you is that this process hurts. Like bloody hell. I had this done when I was a teenager as part of an orthodontic procedure. It literally brought me to tears everytime it was cranked the tiniest bit, and it would be hours before the pain subsided. It would be more painful for an adult to undergo this. Only a masochist would willingly submit to that kind of torture.
@bewington
Жыл бұрын
I can second this. I had it done at 14 and it was excruciating. I missed at least a day of school every time it was widened.
@abdulqadir-jr6hd
Жыл бұрын
And why is it all happen I mean what was it that for actually? Really I didn’t get cuz i m not having any idea, braces i knw but not theses roof lifter kind of medical stuff 😢
@benhaney9629
Жыл бұрын
Meh. It hurt. Pain stopped once the cranking stopped… Your experience was way worse than mine.
@Kenji1685
Жыл бұрын
I've gotten teeth removed and braces because my jaw is small. With this procedure, what is it's purpose?
@vincentcyr3719
Жыл бұрын
@@abdulqadir-jr6hd with mine, the idea was to widen the pallet in order to make room for braces to force my teeth into the desired position. It seemed to work, but as soon as the braces were removed, my jaw forced itself back into its old configuration in a couple months. Bent my retainer.
@Snipeshotlol
Жыл бұрын
“How smart are you” “About 2 sandstone blocks”
@NickDavis19878
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@the_rogue_prince
Жыл бұрын
😂
@promptjungle
Жыл бұрын
As an orthodontist, I can tell you this is true for kids untill age of 14-16. After that age, the palatal suture will fuse and can't be separated only with bone surgery. Then, you use the separator. Remember you will get diastemas (gaps) between your upper incisers, so after that treatment, you will need to have brackets probably for another year or so.
@ericleavitt9281
11 ай бұрын
They have piezo corticotomy that they do under local in adults without the need for a sarpe.
@TobyMcguarro
22 күн бұрын
Yes you can if you are an adult
@todddixon8481
Жыл бұрын
Dave: "How much can bench press?"🤔 Steve: "I can bench press 47 White Castle cheese burgers!"😂👏😂👌
@morningstar52
Жыл бұрын
thats like 4 pounds
@traveel9409
Жыл бұрын
@@morningstar52 or 1/500th of a cow
@Rayfano1002
Жыл бұрын
Dentist here. The thing is, these sutures are grown together when growth stops. So in adulthood this is only possible in combination with an operation done by oral-maxillofacial surgeon. The appliance alone won't do a lot except for pushing your teeth outward, not adding/changing bone...
@Makeup_and_Me
Жыл бұрын
My question is why would someone do this in the first place
@francoisrautenbach270
Жыл бұрын
@@Makeup_and_Me i have a small and slim face, so it’ll be pretty cool to be able to widen it a little
@manuelhonorato7276
Жыл бұрын
@@francoisrautenbach270just do mewing non stop
@m4wnstah
Жыл бұрын
@@manuelhonorato7276 Shit works im young but its definitely helped a bit im better about it now
@Rayfano1002
Жыл бұрын
@@Makeup_and_Me the appliance this guy describes is often given to children between 8 and 12 to stimulate growth of the upper jaw and create a better situation for orthodontic treatment. But some people don't get orthodontic treatment when they are young due to many factors (knowledge of operator, finances, etc) and still want this done when they are older. Than a so called Le Fort 1 osteotomy is necessary combined with these kind of appliances to create space and create a better and healthier position of the jaws.
@KorGarrot
Жыл бұрын
If we couldn't grow bones past 30, adults would never heal from broken bones
@deathbloom27
Жыл бұрын
The actual fact is that you continue to grow bone *mass* until you're 30. Growing bone mass is different from bone remodeling. If you break a bone as a child, more bone is being replaced in the healing process than if you were to break a bone at 35. That's why when you have a bone injury as an older adult, it's a lot easier to rebreak or reinjure yourself again.
@snakevenom4954
Жыл бұрын
@@deathbloom27 Kids have a lot more growth hormone in their body resulting in faster healing. That's how many athletes heal and compete the following year. Just slamming steroids into their system to dramatically improve healing and strengthening. Of course it comes with issues since growth hormones does also want to stimulate your organs to grow which is not good. So it's necesary to use it in moderation
@silentsike7240
Жыл бұрын
We can heal bone through remodeling thanks to osteoclasts and osteoblasts, we just cant grow new bone in long bones for a multitude of reasons, 1. We lack red bone marrow in long bones, 2. The epiphyseal plate closes after puberty, inhibiting growth in length, bones can still grow wider though that is through growth of the periosteum and not actually ossification
@silentsike7240
Жыл бұрын
@@snakevenom4954 actually kids heal faster thanks to red bone marrow in the long bones allowed for faster erythropoiesis
@brojynks
Жыл бұрын
Not what he meant. Bone doesnt grow past 30 because our bodies have fully aged by then. Broken bones dont "grow" they rebuild themselves placing a new layer of bone over the break.
@jackg2630
Жыл бұрын
Yeah doctor said it was approximately the equivalent of a half handful of gravel. If you didn’t know gravel handfuls are widely used by physicians as a universal scale of measurement
@dailysmelly9756
Жыл бұрын
Legend has it, Arnold Schwarzenegger is still wearing his.
@dru187
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@BottleArtDesignz
Жыл бұрын
Too a second to get it. Very underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
@tyvinhu
Жыл бұрын
"I gained 5¹²/32 bananas per squre pants worth of bones"
@alexamado7358
Жыл бұрын
190,734,863 bananas per square pants 🤯
@crispymk2725
Жыл бұрын
Never laughed so hard in my life bruv
@karinandersen8261
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@r0ckymarie
Жыл бұрын
I wasn’t an adult at the time but I had a palette expander before braces for my under bite and it did indeed, even as a mid-teenager, change my face. And hurt like h3ll.
@danielramin6734
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, had my expander for 2.5 years during my braces. Years 15-17. Talk about tension in the face. Made high school a lot of fun.
@marusdod3685
Жыл бұрын
@@danielramin6734 at least you could rest assured that you'd get a gigachad face
@zaphrode4110
Жыл бұрын
@@danielramin6734 did it help?
@mr_red13
Жыл бұрын
I would also like to know if it helped
@thisiswhatdrugsdotoyourmind
Жыл бұрын
i had one of those when i was a kid. i could feel my jaw being pushed apart when my mom would turn the thing
@vuklazarmargic6651
Жыл бұрын
"Hey jamie,pull up video of bear building more bones in his face"
@vuklazarmargic6651
Жыл бұрын
I coudn't resist to say joke 😂
@n7pako367
Жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention it's extremely painful and reduces your quality of life significantly. I had that done plus my orthodoncy and let me tell you it had been the worst year of my 32 years of age.
@jaykob2482
Жыл бұрын
Why did you get it done? Did you have some serious dental issues?
@Quirkney
Жыл бұрын
As one of the only comments here with personal experience… Did you find it improved your appearance on your face or only do the dental correction? Seems like such a unique thing.
@ambushbull3709
Жыл бұрын
Let me know once you answer these peoples questions I'm curious 💀💀
@tysonchickennuggets
Жыл бұрын
I did it at 14. It wasn’t that bad. I don’t think it had a significant affect tho
@kishgo
Жыл бұрын
that’s because when you do it as an adult your bones are more fused together, as a child it would be significantly easier
@azekel7687
Жыл бұрын
"How thicc are you?" "About 15 McDonald's worth of calories"
@Prevail-wh2yg
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@melissalindo3019
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Herzyyyy
Жыл бұрын
Damn that’s thicc
@carljb38
Жыл бұрын
Airball
@ikept_the_jethryk2421
Жыл бұрын
“I gained two all-beef patties of bite size”
@rc121crx
Жыл бұрын
"How many licks to the center of a brain stem?" "About, infinity?"
@Kcebab12345
Жыл бұрын
This procedure is referred to as a surgically assisted rapid palatal expansion (SARPE) when it’s done in adulthood. Surgically assisted because we make a mid palatal cut that separates the maxilla down the middle along the midpalatal suture (which is fused in adults). The dial is slowly rotated, expanding the device while bone formation occurs in between. The method by which bone fills is called distraction osteogenesis. The reason our patients get this procedure done is typically due to dento-facial deformities. A maxillary transverse discrepancy relative to the mandible. In order to couple their occlusion, we work with an orthodontist to restore harmony in the occlusion. Rarely is this procedure cosmetically driven. Hope this answers some questions people may have.
@kzukiodenthechad7205
Жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t this cause discomfort, pain or worse, long lasting aching in one’s entire skull
@jerryonthehole2882
Жыл бұрын
Thank you friend but I understood nothing
@HealthFlexor2728
Жыл бұрын
Great explanation, but you've used wayyyyyy tooooooo many medical jargon, making it impossible for your average audience to get what you are saying 😅
@ChimmyxChang
Жыл бұрын
One of my 6th grade teachers had one of these and it was very u comfortable for her. I recall her crying and needing to pause her lecturing and leave the room on two occasions. I saw her a couple of years ago and I asked her about it since she used to talk about it and answer questions about it when I was in her class and she said it was really painful but it changed her life and level of confidence correcting the issue she had.
@HealthFlexor2728
Жыл бұрын
@@Psychnurse2023 EXCELLENT! SUCCINCT! Everyone can understand this! Thanks a million for taking the time.👍 This is the 'age' in which information is king, and making it simple really helps mankind through the complexities of modern life! I totally appreciate you!🙏
@fareedthetailor
Жыл бұрын
This comment section has had me laughing way too much 😂
@ttvgifted3171
Жыл бұрын
I did this at 14. It’s a lot harder as an adult because those bones are more fused together in adulthood
@arminius6506
Жыл бұрын
Why would you do that???
@chasejordan9295
Жыл бұрын
@@arminius6506 For a lot of reasons. Soft foods and sugary foods have been ruining peoples faces. It opens up your airways and will save you from needing a device to sleep if you end up developing sleep apnea. A lot of people with braces suffer from it because braces squeeze your teeth inward and if you wear braces for a long time as a child it can really hinder your bone growth in that region, causing your airways to shrink. Google is your friend
@torr3n
Жыл бұрын
@@chasejordan9295damn, I'm pretty lucky to like to eat hard food, like meat, or raw vegetables, even if it's cooked(meat), if it's too soft, then I don't like it as much, if it gives me a jaw burn, from chewing it so much, then it's good for me personally. And my jaw and mouth volume is generally bigger than other people.
@chasejordan9295
Жыл бұрын
@prod. torr3n Hahah yea thats dope man, saves you a lot of potential issues in the future
@gs-nq6mw
Жыл бұрын
Good to see men are also risking their life with cirurgies for aesthetics
@11M7M11
Жыл бұрын
The fact that Joe Rogan understood that measurement unit is amazing. He didn't even flinch for a second.
@donaldcomstock3669
Жыл бұрын
It's 5 pennies. Anyone who has used or seen coins knows this. Maybe not if your young I guess because I've made a lot of money I've never seen before
@definitelyahumanperson
Жыл бұрын
"That's a lot of bone man" Has absolutely no idea how much is that
@mou1939
Жыл бұрын
How much bone is 'a lot of bone' I wonder.
@rextly
Жыл бұрын
He says how much “five pennys worth of bone”
@TheeKamHess
Жыл бұрын
@@mou1939 They show a picture during the short but leave it up to your imagination I guess.
@kigitomora
Жыл бұрын
Its around 7.77587 grams
@breauxdose
Жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t know what 5 Pennie’s worth of bone is.
@bdollhall
Жыл бұрын
Literally no one is trying to convince me that I “can’t grow more bones”.
@Rothboyable
Жыл бұрын
Told... not convince...learn to listen
@bdollhall
Жыл бұрын
@@Rothboyable such a good point
@CSGDuncan11
Жыл бұрын
You young punks, thinkin’ you can grow more bones!
@junglejustice1783
Жыл бұрын
@@albertalbert7958 bro holy crap your iq must be so high, I bet its at least 186
@alexcline3940
Жыл бұрын
@@albertalbert7958 when you are trying to insinuate that you are smarter than somebody you should proofread your replies......
@user-ck3bo8wd4p
Жыл бұрын
In dental school right now. It's quite incredible actually. Orthodontics in particular is only possible because of the amazing properties of human bone.
@chriskiwi9299
Жыл бұрын
Doc: And how much do you weigh? Me: About 13 sacks of nickels
@K31TH3R
Жыл бұрын
I had a homeoblock for 2 years as a teen. They are truly terrible devices to live with. Sticking an allen wrench in your mouth and then feeling a headache inducing pressure slowly forcing your teeth apart as you turn it is not a feeling you ever forget. Neither is the very bizarre sensation of your tongue touching the roof of your mouth for the first time in 2 years after that crude torture device is removed.
@dawson-02
Жыл бұрын
Same. Had one for a while too
@bradthefox3155
Жыл бұрын
Or when the tool slips out of the hole and stabs the roof of your mouth.
@siltonyF1nk99
Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the dreaded key time I fucking hated every second of cranking that thing
@justinjimenez3760
Жыл бұрын
This is the comment i was looking for
@PopcornRecap
Жыл бұрын
Me too! It was painful and I lost so much weight with it on
@StCP42
Жыл бұрын
Jaime, pull up that video of a grizzly tearing off a man's face.
@john5431
Жыл бұрын
😹😹
@adamvalentine1370
Жыл бұрын
Crazy. I was just telling my wife that I didn't think my face was wide enough
@Sirfredrickvlogs
Жыл бұрын
No one says you can't grow bone past 30. It requires outside forces working on the body to make them grow, but you can. It's not like once you're 30 and you break a leg we gotta take you out back old yeller style
@evav1633
Жыл бұрын
😂
@snowpanda5453
Жыл бұрын
I was supposed to read old yeller in the 5th grade but didn’t and got in trouble for it. This makes me glad I didn’t 😭
@juanheintzbro9472
Жыл бұрын
It’s a slightly different process, on a bone break there is already other tissues in place to help repair the break while “growing” bone is more like modeling from scratch and requires different cell types to create
@Sirfredrickvlogs
Жыл бұрын
@@juanheintzbro9472 It's all bone remodeling. Something your body is doing constantly anyways. The differences between pallet expanders and a fracture regrowth are so insignificant to the point there was no reason to bring it up.
@mkultraviolenc3
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! Finally someone else uses the Old Yeller style reference! I've been using that for years. Hahaha.
@JSEarhart
Жыл бұрын
bone is a regenerative tissue in the human body from birth to death. Although bones do not grow and lengthen after the closure of the growth plates, different ages for different plates, bone can be regenerated in the case of cancer, trauma, and infection through similar surgical tactics outside of the face.
@MagicMedicine204
Жыл бұрын
This is why anything you hear on Joe Rogan should be taken with a grain of salt. It's amazing how confident people can be in absolutely incorrect statements.
@matthewluck9077
Жыл бұрын
whoever said we can’t grow bones? people break limbs all the time and they heal by growing bone. our bones rejuvenate every 7 years
@leosullivan9228
Жыл бұрын
VOTE THIS
@TheSupremeNPC
Жыл бұрын
Rejuvenate Lmaooo 😂😂😂
@JB-qq1xz
Жыл бұрын
@@TheSupremeNPCyeah, the bones get taken out and pampered 😂
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