Come play this game, it's fully-immersive with no pay-to-win. Anyone who preordered gets TWO free skins for their character. Bug fixes coming in next patch.
Almost a million views as I type this for my little indie game, absolutely phenomenal and massive thanks to you all. To that end, part 2 of this can now be found here: kzitem.info/news/bejne/woGh1H6MaqGVn6g
@juliab1954
2 жыл бұрын
Do restaurant name or cartoon character
@Matt_Rose
2 жыл бұрын
@@juliab1954 That is a superb idea. Probs be a lot of overlap though - I live near an Italian restaurant called Pinocchio for instance. No idea why it's called that, maybe they lie a lot.
@IDGs_space
2 жыл бұрын
@@Matt_Rose has the restaurant expanded recently
@paulcocks7787
2 жыл бұрын
ALMOST???
@YounesKD
2 жыл бұрын
you inspired me to make this cool video man thanks kzitem.info/news/bejne/k6eby5dusnmqhmU
@hecc7906
2 жыл бұрын
So he "accidentally" stumbled onto Lover's Lab, "accidentally" installed sex mods, "accidentally" installed the script extender, "accidentally" activated the mod, "accidentally" installed and modified with SkyUI, and "accidentally" kept playing I believe him
@necrobynerton7384
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, best minigame is to see how many mods can you fit into this bad boy without it crashing -Skyrim is, surprisingly stable by my testing
@gavichealsomething2169
2 жыл бұрын
@@necrobynerton7384 playing with mods on Fallout 4 Definitely accurate (Even have mods on Skyrim and even that shit's fucking stable)
@necrobynerton7384
2 жыл бұрын
@@gavichealsomething2169 I had some hoops with F4 but once you hit the sweet spot with configs and sacrificing mods that do make the game unstable, I can go for maybe 4 hours or more before it crashes. Its enough for me tho
@Someone-sk8cg
2 жыл бұрын
“There are no oogways” -master accident
@hecc7906
2 жыл бұрын
@@joaopauloxavier 😶
@kritz9997
3 жыл бұрын
"Like the developers, I didn't finish the game" Do you know how little that narrows it down?
@MekrinGD
3 жыл бұрын
same with crashing into your house
@zeniththetoaster9712
3 жыл бұрын
@@MekrinGD and loved ones
@crazyasianninja218
3 жыл бұрын
I thought yandere sim at first
@MassShadow9935
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it narrows it down to Skyrim, fallout 4, fallout 76, and Cyberpunk
@chestio3488
3 жыл бұрын
Skyrim is pretty finished, do you mean a different elder scrolls game?
@VivianaSilverback
Жыл бұрын
I instantly recognized RDR2. How can anyone not recognize the mighty horse balls
@grotto5416
5 ай бұрын
THE MIGHTY HORSE BALLS I absolutely love how that sounds
@eduespro
5 ай бұрын
I only recognized Cuphead That game is HARDer than my _____ on Sundays
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat
4 ай бұрын
Massive balls.
@automation7295
4 ай бұрын
Is that what all men only spend their time on, staring at horse balls in Red Dead Redemption II?
@nomis...
4 ай бұрын
same, and i haven't even played it
@galaxb33
Жыл бұрын
My favorite steam review so far is for The Sims 4: “Got to watch a skeleton in a maid outfit beat up my ghost roommate’s ghost ex girlfriend.” It was a positive review.
@Jupiter-T
3 ай бұрын
I mean honestly, as much as chaos scares me, the most memorable moments in the Sims 4 are completely unexpected. One of my sims was about to get hit by a meteor, but then she was abducted by aliens. So for a few hours, she just had this "struck by meteors" action in her cue while she chilled on the alien ship. They put her back on the ground and instantly the meteor hit her. (Thankfully her husband was able to convince the Grim Reaper not to take her - Grim must have realized what kind of day she was having.)
@sanddebil
3 жыл бұрын
I remeber a review that said "The price is too much for this game" Thing is there was a sign that this game was gifted to them
@gliple
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@SJuson
3 жыл бұрын
I mean you can still judge the quality of a game and conclude whether you think it is worth the price, even if you have not paid for the game
@joystickthesentientpc7787
3 жыл бұрын
Balan Wonderworld!
@Lewisking50
3 жыл бұрын
@@SJuson True indeed. In fact some people can feel really bad if they're being gifted expensive things to the point they want to forcefully reject it. That's why imho it's generally a good idea to not mention costs when gifting things and not ask or look for the price when receiving something.
@DeltaModelX
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lewisking50 same i got gifted a 15 dollar game and rejected it since I didn't think I would play the game that much for the price
@ladida4839
2 жыл бұрын
I once saw this line for a sale on Danganronpa games on Steam: *"you can't save your friends, but you CAN save 50% off!"*
@belleparsley7797
2 жыл бұрын
That moment when all of your favorites survive
@the_redpyro4906
2 жыл бұрын
That's absolute gold.
@rainwhal
2 жыл бұрын
I CANT DO THIS TODAY
@gormless-idiot
2 жыл бұрын
Danganronpa was the original among us
@belleparsley7797
2 жыл бұрын
@@gormless-idiot the second one even had an impostor!
@koolkiller35
Жыл бұрын
Him actually saying “air pressure sound” out loud every time instead of just putting in an audio clip of it was hilarious
@raploky
9 ай бұрын
"The game is free, the therapist is not." Doki Doki Literature Club
@Diablo_Himself
Ай бұрын
True
@ninawth
3 жыл бұрын
"Like the developers, I didn't finish the game." Not a bad review. Straight to the point.
@BigKicksMix
3 жыл бұрын
The one I guessed the fastest
@ninawth
3 жыл бұрын
@@BigKicksMix Good job! I guessed the Red Dead one the fastest ^_^
@menaatefadly
3 жыл бұрын
There is one tiny problem with this review: there are ALOT of unfinished games on steam
@notimportant221
3 жыл бұрын
Should have just delayed the game again, smh
@koifish528
3 жыл бұрын
@@BigKicksMix I guessed the terraria one immediately
@FBI-sr2eg
3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said “too many sex mods” I immediately said “skyrim”
@marsbars5340
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo same tho 😂 loverslab makes Skyrim
@tundraanderson9068
3 жыл бұрын
Same, I haven't even touched skyrim in years, and I have yet to play with mods... But it's It is skyrim
@lumonetic1124
3 жыл бұрын
Same....
@beepbep4302
3 жыл бұрын
I thought rimworld
@roxassora2706
3 жыл бұрын
Same but with sims 4 cause of wicked whims
@aidencook5524
10 ай бұрын
1:20 oh i recognized the game the instant i saw the word “bat” They really do knock you into lava waaaay too often
@AtomicArtumas
Жыл бұрын
My absolute favorite Steam Review ever is for Yakuza: Like A Dragon. "Ichiban is a 40-something former yakuza who spent his best years behind bars for a crime he didn't commit. In the face of betrayal and being left-for-dead by his former boss, Ichiban's optimism and willingness to start his life over from rock bottom shine through. Inspired me, a deadbeat 30-something, to seek employment for the first time in years." ....because it's true. It's 100% true. The Yakuza series is the most inspirational game series out there.
@otaking3582
Жыл бұрын
And then you remember that Kazuma became a real estate mogul at 21 while you're nearing 30 and can't even get a job at retail... Then again, I wasn't alive during Japan's bubble economy, but still.
@bruhmomento3007
Жыл бұрын
@@otaking3582 i mean lauches rpg missiles into people, yet havent killed anyone in his life. its not your fault kazuma is basically god
@otaking3582
Жыл бұрын
@@bruhmomento3007 Those were rubber missiles.
@bruhmomento3007
Жыл бұрын
@@otaking3582 he just gave his enemies tough skin through the sheer power of disco. No one dies when Kazuma around
@EddieM1994
9 ай бұрын
I thought Ichiban was lipstick for men?
@toasterzyx
2 жыл бұрын
"The balls on your horse shrink during winter." So this guy kept checking his horse's balls. Every season perhaps.
@cybernexus4233
2 жыл бұрын
There were news articles on it
@Oruzinho
2 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't?
@joaqu7002
2 жыл бұрын
If you have a male horse in RDR2, it is necessary to check it’s balls.
@realWWdude546
2 жыл бұрын
@@joaqu7002 Agreed.
@CrizzyEyes
2 жыл бұрын
It's a toss up between this and MGSV's horse that shits on demand
@Banan_Man_
3 жыл бұрын
"the balls on your horse shrink in the winter" yea i immediately knew that one
@__Jp
3 жыл бұрын
rdr2?
@framstagbeipenny6353
3 жыл бұрын
@@__Jp yes
@kadenkeneal1608
3 жыл бұрын
I have never seen red dead 2 videos nor have I played the game, but I got it right. Don't ask
@reneflores5976
3 жыл бұрын
I just put together games with horse and incredibly unnecessary details and said "yep, definitively rdr2"
@pigeon8321
3 жыл бұрын
Its the best feature in the game
@Isometrix116
8 ай бұрын
I always love the little short reviews that are pretty neutral from someone with like 10,000 hours in a game. It gets me every time.
@KorvasYT
Жыл бұрын
That no man sky one is accurate but you gotta give props to the devs for making the game 10x better than when it launched
@Seraphim_1172
5 ай бұрын
Same for Cyberpunk imo. NMS did wayyyy more work, in all fairness, but I feel like neither side gets enough credit for fixing their games. People who didn't have the balls to stick with it when it was shit still refuse to try it again after it was improved.
@ps1hagrid268
3 жыл бұрын
Ark reviews be like: “ *6000 hours in the game* this game is fucking shit and doesn’t work I hate it.”
@Jacob-zk1jy
3 жыл бұрын
Rust reviews be like: " *2000 hours in the game* This game fucking sucks and it doesn't work I hate it also everyone that has ever player this game should go die*" rough paraphrase of actual review even the reviews are toxic
@rayjynx
3 жыл бұрын
same with csgo reviews
@thelittlesagg2
3 жыл бұрын
A game's biggest critics are often its most dedicated players.
@erwanan5971
3 жыл бұрын
Basically every League player
@maxwellmoore5705
3 жыл бұрын
my English not gud but. THIS GAME IS A FUCKING.
@secret_szpion1626
3 жыл бұрын
My fave comment of all time is from rust "Found an ak before food, Felt like a child in Nigeria"
@ethanbolger6690
3 жыл бұрын
XD made me choke on my dinner
@ethanbolger6690
3 жыл бұрын
XD made me choke on my dinner
@Vance415
3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanbolger6690 why did you say this twice
@Vance415
3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanbolger6690 why did you say this twice
@shadowstorm7548
3 жыл бұрын
@@Vance415 why did you say this twice
@Leviathan56
Жыл бұрын
The one about horses and dogs took me a solid minute, but then the thought of how ridiculous that would be in Skyrim came into my head and I immediately knew what it was
@KBcantComprehend
9 ай бұрын
The Cuphead one is accurate it took me and my sister a WHOLE YEAR to beat it.
@TheTrollik75
2 жыл бұрын
The funniest one I've ever seen on steam was about Rust. It went something like: "This is african child simulator. I found an AK before I found food".
@pacifistminigun3987
2 жыл бұрын
Dark humor at its finest
@graglylake2570
2 жыл бұрын
Im about to fucking lose it
@Ziziwai
2 жыл бұрын
AK? Like a gun? Or does that stand for “African kid”
@spectralassassin6030
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ziziwai gun
@shitnipples942
2 жыл бұрын
rust
@nobudgetproductions9987
2 жыл бұрын
I saw a splitgate review with 500 hours, a positive rating and just: “my wife left me”, and like 100 people found it helpful
@rudraveermandal3474
2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense, a lot of people say its addicting but I know tons more real life pubg/bgmi/free fire addicts
@AxxLAfriku
2 жыл бұрын
🚨🚨🚨 AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🚨🚨🚨 school is sooooo boring i am in 8th grate and its so boring i am having sucess on youtube so i think i will drop out of school. i dont have friends so i need your opinon do
@teppomultimaki1074
2 жыл бұрын
also "2000 hours on record, not recommended"
@FeeeebleVT
2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku don't drop out, things may change in high school
@garfieldunderpants9914
2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I know you're a bot but relatable
@bayareasportsfan04
9 ай бұрын
2:39 I may only have 4.7 hours in Fallout 4 but I recognized that one instantly lol
@conall9415
Жыл бұрын
"This game is like a priest and im the alter boy" actually made me correctly guess the game.
@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when me and 3 friends spent an entire 30 minutes laughing at a Noita review that said "Chimken Numgit" and nothing else and the dude had like 8000 hours
@froggers8945
2 жыл бұрын
seriously, gigachad he racked in 8000
@dELTA13579111315
2 жыл бұрын
Noita is fun as hell, especially after 6ish tabs of acid lmao. What an experience
@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334
2 жыл бұрын
I need to get back into noita smh
@lukegavin124
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mesi8059
2 жыл бұрын
Finally i can be proud of something my country has made. An unforgiving rogue like video game that makes me want to kill myself.
@blackmage1276
2 жыл бұрын
The top review of "Getting Over it with: Bennet Foddy" is "I got over it" my favorite
@DepressedCrow
2 жыл бұрын
*time played: 4000 hours at the time of review*
@flarewolf120X
2 жыл бұрын
markiplier wrote That i think
@irvancrocs1753
2 жыл бұрын
Found one a negative review on Half Life 2, saying: "I am just kidding, calm down"
@wyhno
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite for getting over it is : 14000 hours played I got over the tree
@hcgosling4632
2 жыл бұрын
My fave is just every review for GTA IV the complete edition
@MarcanMC
7 ай бұрын
When I saw “your horse’s ball shrink in winter” or whatever the review said I had an instant neuron activation from my 400+ hours in that game
@EonityLuna
Жыл бұрын
The “you monster” and “honk” reviews were easy - I knew those were Portal 2 and Untitled Goose Game respectively the instant I saw them.
@THE-soapconsumer
2 жыл бұрын
1:06 "My son tragically died in a fire." Everyone: "Must be Sims."
@aromanticfranziskavonkarma
2 жыл бұрын
yeah my brain went immediately to the sims 4
@krustygureum
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who plays it for hours on end every single day, I can confirm this. Vivian died at my house and proceeded to possess my tiki bar
@alsire1
2 жыл бұрын
lol yea
@SylvesterLazarus
2 жыл бұрын
I said Rimworld... :D Rip my first colony that had a pyromaniac kid...
@pawprint1
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah what else could it be?
@stingray2305
3 жыл бұрын
“I hate this game, do NOT buy it!” hours played: 804.2
@maxlolbits2182
3 жыл бұрын
Dead by Daylight in a nutshell
@Jacob-zk1jy
3 жыл бұрын
@@maxlolbits2182 beat me to it fuck ds fuck spirit fuck teabagging fuck dbd terrible game 0/10 *HeeHoo started playing dead by daylight*
@ultrarad954
3 жыл бұрын
thats every league of legends player ever
@Frenchaboo
3 жыл бұрын
No, that's right, that's exactly how I would review Overwatch.
@stingray2305
3 жыл бұрын
Original game intended was Ark: Survival Evolved, but these could work too.
@TJ_the_Tism
9 ай бұрын
That Portal 2 review is so underrated
@ProfMeerkat
6 ай бұрын
I knew the Red Dead one instantly just because of how detailed that game is.
@karistyn813
2 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite: "Mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. You have to plumb stuff. i don't really know what happens after that. I got scared" by tyler, 0.6 hours played. It's a BioShock review
@Mystery-Wolf
2 жыл бұрын
That’s one of my fav reviews of all time.
@yaboigaming123
2 жыл бұрын
Why thank you, kind stranger. I think that might be me lol
@dappermaverick
2 жыл бұрын
man spent 40+ minutes playing bioshock and though it was a mario game
@mr.cobrastan7685
2 жыл бұрын
@@dappermaverick i mean I played 50+ hours before I realized it wasn't SubNautica
@irvancrocs1753
2 жыл бұрын
Once i saw a review on Bioshock saying: To touch little girls first you have to get rid their Big Daddys. Realism 10/10
@Quality_Eatz
2 жыл бұрын
my favorite review ever is one of Garry's mod saying "it's okay I guess" and thry guy had like 3000 hours
@dynamine203
2 жыл бұрын
Most unfunny comment ever jesus
@lolhuh6682
2 жыл бұрын
@@dynamine203 imagine shaming a guy for his sense of humor, not like your is better
@lolhuh6682
2 жыл бұрын
@@goblinoide refer to my original reply
@goblinoide
2 жыл бұрын
@@lolhuh6682 you must be zaWg1fied by culty marxy oyveyyy
@jaselang2187
2 жыл бұрын
YOOO THATS MEEEE
@timeblade
5 ай бұрын
1:19 This is painfully accurate.
@k3melow
Жыл бұрын
i had so much fun trying to guese, honestly great vid
@johnsimpsen5
3 жыл бұрын
Terraria is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard, looks like somebody didn’t beat skeletron
@neo_iw
3 жыл бұрын
Pain in the ass to play without shield until you get decent mount
@psychotheman
3 жыл бұрын
DUDE THOSE FUCKING BATS I SWEAR, IF I EXIST ANYWHERE NEAR A CAVE A BAT SWOOPS DOWN AND KICKS YOUR ASS OUT OF EXPERT MODE. But otherwise a really fun game
@Garanex
3 жыл бұрын
let's see the guy try to play Calamity on death mode lmaooo
@sakesaurus
3 жыл бұрын
@@weakspirit_ for the Worthy
@fettychow7648
3 жыл бұрын
@@tofathegreatlord7986 cobaltgde shdeeld
@Owbe1
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what Todd did but the phrase “I accidentally installed a bunch if sex mods” immediately made me think of Skyrim. I’ve never even played it before
@HapHazardNS
3 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah it happens
@demi-femme4821
3 жыл бұрын
I half expected the old lady one to be Skyrim instead of Fallout 4. Todd Howard reallt just does not give a shit about bugs.
@jinxhex
3 жыл бұрын
@@demi-femme4821 I could guess ir was fallout because of the whole build a shelter thing but yeah bugthesda doesnt care.
@kvxtthe
3 жыл бұрын
@@demi-femme4821 well, both are from Bethesda, so it fits
@ttv_switcher260
3 жыл бұрын
i thought minecraft lol
@ButchyCantYouSee
Жыл бұрын
this was actually a fun idea for a video, good on yeh Matt
@mushroomfish300
5 ай бұрын
That terraria review is so relatable lol, especially in master mode. Also the portal 2 one was hilarious
@brandon3096
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite has to go to an XCOM 2 review that was “not recommended” and said “this review has a 95% chance of being positive”
@simp4iniquity26
2 жыл бұрын
Xcom shitty vats ripoff
@sopadefideos5636
2 жыл бұрын
oh my fucking god
@fallout8516
2 жыл бұрын
ok that got me xD
@idedary
2 жыл бұрын
Uno at the developers
@gabrielaceituno7801
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@callumsparrow4379
3 жыл бұрын
The only reason why I knew about the 2nd game’s Steam review was because gaming news outlets wouldn’t shut up about it for a week.
@BubbledDEV
3 жыл бұрын
The only reason I knew it was because my sister had told me the day before.
@veryblocky
3 жыл бұрын
I just guessed, it seemed like the sort of thing that it would have.
@jco_sfm
3 жыл бұрын
that seems like the sort of thing that would be added just as a media stunt, but then again rockstar seems to really like modeling animal balls
@spookyrahhh
3 жыл бұрын
Told my friend about it and I get the response “REALLY? I MUST EXPERIMENT”
@jco_sfm
3 жыл бұрын
im convinced that at least several of the rockstar devs also make furry porn
@constantlyphil
4 ай бұрын
I KNEW it was alien isolation Still playing it and still internally weeping
@Winner1270
Жыл бұрын
Thumbnail is just too good. Earned my view.
@meetaverma8372
3 жыл бұрын
"My son died tragically in a fire" that is not an abstract review of sims 4, that happens a lot. though last time my sim drowned, but most sims burn themselves.
@JamesCharIes
3 жыл бұрын
I make my sims die by woohoo
@meetaverma8372
3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesCharIes wait, that's a thing? how do you do that?
@beep3242
3 жыл бұрын
@@meetaverma8372 It can happen to elder sims if they overexert themselves. It can happen with exercise too.
@Minceraft69
3 жыл бұрын
I've played more than 150 hours of the sims (over two or three years, I do go outside sometimes) and I've never had a sim burn to death. To be fair I put the fire alarms in the houses whenever I remember tho
@meetaverma8372
3 жыл бұрын
@@beep3242 oh yeah, I have a memory of that happening before
@CRRNCRW
3 жыл бұрын
There was a review for TF2 that was just, and I quote: “Got to inject piss into people’s bloodstreams. 10/10 game.”
@andesmint3664
2 жыл бұрын
coconut.jpg
@cupcakeeater3462
2 жыл бұрын
i thought there was a tf2 one but it was fall guys.
@SniperOnSunday
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the piss rifle.
@akirakurusu861
2 жыл бұрын
1:47 I honestly thought that was a TF2 review then. Just reminded me of Pyro
@ryang2v
2 жыл бұрын
Of to visit your mother
@ambarcraft4476
Жыл бұрын
I was actually able to guess a few games correctly, yay! Mostly the ones where I had a similar ingame experience 😉
@zynthyx
Жыл бұрын
The ones I got right were Cuphead, Untitled Goose Game, Flight Simulator, and Hitman. Kind of happy about getting Hitman since the clue was so vague.
@k0ncursus
3 жыл бұрын
"I accidentally installed a bunch of sex mods" Me, half facepalming: Skyrim
@lillo4011
3 жыл бұрын
just the same as me! so obvious
@swagathan5
3 жыл бұрын
I instantly knew what game that was.
@roseberry-nj2ux
3 жыл бұрын
Accidentally
@parchedcoma9939
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, i’ve never played skyrim, but the internet is a dark place where unsensitized bullshit is said all the time
@Moald
2 жыл бұрын
I guessed it was skyrim because they said horse and town i know nothing about skyrim
@voltydragon6140
2 жыл бұрын
I saw a review once "1000+ hours, great gameplay, breathtaking story, amazing characters" It was Source Filmmaker
@SkittleJuice2
2 жыл бұрын
There’s probably a review on a story game somewhere talking about how easy it is to edit with it.
@Mr.Mousey
2 жыл бұрын
Fake review then
@six_buck_dlc
2 жыл бұрын
maybe he's talking about what he made in it
@muntherdoesstuff9615
2 жыл бұрын
its a new update, source filmmaker story mode
@ilskntex1681
2 жыл бұрын
Thats just narcissistic
@Polikaize
10 сағат бұрын
may i just say, your GLaDOS impression is really good
@lihapaaryna1325
10 ай бұрын
Dude that Terraria one gave me flashbacks
@kikenaround
3 жыл бұрын
The No Man’s Sky one is probably about how the game made a comeback over the past few years, not in-game experience.
@pocketglove
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Dark Souls tbh
@pocketglove
3 жыл бұрын
@Joonatan Isoaho I mean the game sleeps with your wife, calls you it's bitch until you start loving it and building a friendship
@pequenoperezoso3743
3 жыл бұрын
@@pocketglove but it's you who make the effort of playing it
@sivvinod3187
3 жыл бұрын
@@pocketglove yeah but dark souls doesn't love you back
@ractheraccoon
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh your right I was so confused because that makes literally no sense with the actual game
@duckduckgoose8049
3 жыл бұрын
That No Man's Sky one is legit the most accurate thing on earth.
@duckduckgoose8049
3 жыл бұрын
@Abigail Pritchard Yeah for real! No Man's Sky is a blast now, especially with friends!
@kikenaround
3 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed it at launch as well, if I’m being completely honest. That feeling of unfamiliarity with your surroundings, the rarity of items, the feeling of loneliness all put together gave me the greatest feeling of immersion I’ve ever experienced from a game in a long time. You just gotta give it some time ;)
@D4080K
3 жыл бұрын
Well I mean that’s why no mans sky isn’t set on earth
@corbettbalcaitis
3 жыл бұрын
@@D4080K it isn't set anywhere!!!!!!! Except euclid maybe? That is the only common thing of all saves, you start in a galaxy called euclid,
@D4080K
3 жыл бұрын
@@corbettbalcaitis ik but it’s specifically set not on earth
@kinggraham5183
6 ай бұрын
I got terraria, untitled goose game, and hitman. I also immediately thought portal for portal 2 so that may or may not really count. Fun video!
@santroxg287
Жыл бұрын
As a person who have played 10 playthroughs in every class and gamemode (except summoner). The terraria one killed me LOL
@Danymok
3 жыл бұрын
I only guessed Red Dead Redemption, Terraria, Cyberpunk, and Flight Simulator, but many of the games I understood after they were revealed.
@ryanelkadi3196
3 жыл бұрын
I guessed alien isolation and DBD pretty easily
@YehudiNimol
3 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I have 40 hours on Terraria but never encountered bats?
@kerminthetoad160
3 жыл бұрын
@@YehudiNimol yeah
@jonaha6101
3 жыл бұрын
@@YehudiNimol how have u never been to hell or reached hard mode????? I only have 15 hrs and I have done all of that
@otterf104
3 жыл бұрын
@@jonaha6101 hey i mean that man could of gone to hell
@quincho6949
3 жыл бұрын
Comment: "Put the letter S in front of this game" My brain: Hitmans
@camilatempesta4283
2 жыл бұрын
My brain: Sitman
@dinoaurus1
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dead4911 i somehow managed to guess it
@moussetache
2 жыл бұрын
My brain: Hitsman
@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
2 жыл бұрын
Shitman
@Higgs_Stranded
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dead4911 Unlike you I want an explanation on something else... Why Wtf doesn’t he like Hitman?
@apelsin9094
9 ай бұрын
The moment I saw the "bat pushing you into lava" moment, I instantly knew its terraria, and its so fucking relatable
@theradiumgirl9298
5 ай бұрын
The commitment he has to the truck noises for American Truck Simulator. I want to have that level of dedication as a voice actor someday :O
@lanternalmusic
2 жыл бұрын
i saw "horses", "sex" and "mods" and immediately guessed skyrim... and i take pride in that because i was right
@IDMYM8
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I knew it. You had it... the mods
@kawaii8677
2 жыл бұрын
i dont even play skyrim and i guessed it. you litteraly cant list those three things in a sentence without talking about skyrim
@dealkill2396
2 жыл бұрын
I guessed Fallout: New Vegas. Probably would’ve guessed Skyrim if I hadn’t seen this video recently kzitem.info/news/bejne/kaKks5OJemiIf20
@danallan8526
2 жыл бұрын
Unless you're talking about the other meaning of "mods", I guess
@federicagarridoweisheim870
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was RimWorld at first xD
@indistants
3 жыл бұрын
“My son died tragically in a fire” ah yes.. the sims
@user-vf5fu1ww5r
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the forest
@lorrdy7640
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-vf5fu1ww5r me too
@kivikall
2 жыл бұрын
I was ready to put my money on Crusader Kings :)
@nerevarchthn6860
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-vf5fu1ww5r well that never happens in the game
@user-tm5tr9xr8m
4 ай бұрын
When they said their balls shrink in the winter. I felt that
@njlaw2583
Жыл бұрын
this game was quite easy for me since I wrote almost every review you included
@kweep1
3 жыл бұрын
As a terraria cultist, yes I want to delete the file containing bats.
@davidkinkade81
3 жыл бұрын
In Minecraft they do nothing they can push but not a lot
@forbiddentictactoe1734
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidkinkade81 a lot of people asked
@RealElevenTimes
3 жыл бұрын
They have killed me bigilion times in skyblock map playthrough AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
@gavindillon1486
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidkinkade81 I hate bats in minecraft almost as much because the sometimes get in my way
@ali_m_
3 жыл бұрын
imagine its a .bat file bat.bat
@frozenover_exe
2 жыл бұрын
My favourite review ever was on Team Fortress Classic. Someone in the reviews left a recipe for buttermilk cornbread. Tried it. It was pretty good
@klorvi6686
2 жыл бұрын
What's the recipe?
@badopinionssquid1735
2 жыл бұрын
Just don't go teleporting that shit
@chowmcm5649
2 жыл бұрын
@@badopinionssquid1735 I teleported bread.
@AxxLAfriku
2 жыл бұрын
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear fro
@echomikoart
2 жыл бұрын
I love people who randomly ask / post stuff on platforms that have nothing to do with it. On r/pornhubcomments, someone left the entire recipe for a lasagna. A kid asked for help on his homework (and got the answer.)
@eeurr1306
Жыл бұрын
I always guessed another game which fits the description perfectly even though it was not the right answer made me cry harder than spiritfarer ever could.
@Masqueey
3 ай бұрын
I'm honestly surprised by how many I got correct, I love this
@sharkbyte1565
2 жыл бұрын
"if you want a game that's like Minecraft but makes you want to contemplate suicide then this is the game for you" A steam review of muck
@liljatupsu
2 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow milk-gang member
@nicolasmasingarbe8561
2 жыл бұрын
aaaaa let me like without break the 69 ;-;
@Mystery-Wolf
2 жыл бұрын
That game has so many great reviews tbh.
@jamescjohnston2
2 жыл бұрын
Truth
@ThatMilesGuy
2 жыл бұрын
@@nicolasmasingarbe8561 not funny
@mangaprofilepicture5820
3 жыл бұрын
One of the best Steam reviews is easily the Bioshock one from 2013: “mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. you have to plumb stuff. i dont really know what happens after that. i got scared”
@tomemeornottomeme1864
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much every review under 5D chess is also a good candidate
@ascendedchairmanofthelemur9711
3 жыл бұрын
A man chooses, a goombah obeys, eh Luigi? "
@pablopereyra7126
2 жыл бұрын
With 0.6 hours played.
@KumiKitsune
Жыл бұрын
I know this was from a year ago, but this reminded me of my favorite game on steam.
@thisisasupersayin376
3 жыл бұрын
I thought for SURE "this is what my parents did to get to school" was Getting Over It
@Annomano2205
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Kurokun01
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Celeste, lol
@noabinnendijk361
3 жыл бұрын
I guessed the same thing
@lorenzmaut3708
3 жыл бұрын
I tough One of the stalker games, and the monster and anomalies are all the difficulties they talk about.
@MtnFighter
3 жыл бұрын
Thought it was mirrors edge
@Jean_Culki
2 жыл бұрын
The best review I ever saw was a positive review that read: "This game uses a lot of cpu in the background. I can't tell if it's mining crypto currency or if the Devs are just shit."
@Ryan-jl9ii
Жыл бұрын
What game was this?
@CopiousStarch
Жыл бұрын
@@Ryan-jl9ii probably Halo Infinite Or teardown idfk
@itlognamalapot278
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@erixccjc2143
Жыл бұрын
Might be 3d shooter chess but could be a lot of games
@Jean_Culki
Жыл бұрын
@@Ryan-jl9ii Unfortunately I saw it so long ago I can no longer remember. IIRC it was a fairly small game, not a AAA at the very least.
@Dr_Weirdoo
Жыл бұрын
-strong female lead -female focused cast -male characters relegated to secondary roles -romantization of the female form -voluptuous bodies -female driven story Truly a Feminist masterpiece Scarlet maiden. A Pixel art Roguelike Porn game
@lfg-lightningfastgamingplu8403
Жыл бұрын
I got 2 right, which i’m still very impressed by considering my mind is “nintendo this, nintendo that”
@Strong_the_Panda
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that I got the skyrim one right scares me.
@eddiemate
3 жыл бұрын
Same, but to be honest literally what other game could you guess? I feel like Skyrim is the only answer to a review like that.
@Strong_the_Panda
3 жыл бұрын
@@eddiemate good question
@jimhalpert9803
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@BandObsessed923
3 жыл бұрын
@@eddiemate I thought Sims 3. Don't ask how I know that.
@yellowcapalex2825
3 жыл бұрын
I got it right the moment i heard “sex mod”
@HumanityAsCode
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite steam review was for ARK: Survival Evolved. A man made an Inn where he lured people in with the promise of free items and beds. He poisoned them or beat them into unconsciousness and locked them in the inn. Forcefeeding them more poison to keep them under. He found a group asleep outside and fed them to sharks, except for one. He left them alive in front of a sign saying something like "I fed all your friends to megalodons"
@eveescastle5866
2 жыл бұрын
ngl I want to actually get this game now.
@Schnort
2 жыл бұрын
@@eveescastle5866 prepare to make some progress, then die to a raptor or a therizino. It will happen. That is, if you make it without being murdered in a PvP server or spawn trapped in a PvE one. Max-mutated dodo army is kinda sick though.
@alexdoorn234
2 жыл бұрын
@@eveescastle5866 it is very fun. I either play it with my brothers or sometimes solo. On my solo the island map I have a breeding farm with over 50 dinos so I can import them in the obelisk to be used for other maps. I must always parkour through my dinos to get anywhere but it's worth it. Therzinosauruses aren't that hard to tame if you have the right gear for it. But prepare to die a 1000 times in the beginning. I recommend finding a calm spot build your base and then tame a few dinos to help you. Dilophosauruses are good early game tames and Pegastomaxes as well. For Pegastomaxes put berries in the last slot of your hotbar and let the dino steal it and BOOM tamed.
@irvancrocs1753
2 жыл бұрын
I also found the canadian version of ARK review: "PEOPLE IN THIS GAME ARE TOO NICE! RAID ME OR SOMETHING!!! SERIOUSLY I LEFT MY DOOR OPEN OVER NIGHT FOR SOMEONE TO STEAL FROM ME, THEY LEFT ME SOME METAL AND LEFT ME A NOTE REMINDING ME TO CLOSE IT IN THE FUTURE."
@gruby5098
2 жыл бұрын
I was playing PVE server, and dragging people that are off into the ocean, drowned them, and stole their items.
@EnderGamerGirl
3 ай бұрын
I actually got the answer correct for Untitled Goose Game because they described the game perfectly
@koliasic7456
Жыл бұрын
the one about truck simulator got me 😆
@humononom3428
2 жыл бұрын
"Everytime you go mining, a bat will knock you into lava." this was way too relatable and guessed terraria right after
@markomasou
2 жыл бұрын
It's literally Terraria in a nutshell. Even better yet, when you go Hardmode the first time and you meet the Jungle Bats for the first time
@brickabang
2 жыл бұрын
The best feeling in terraria is going back and ending the population of something that was a problem early game with your new weapons
@BananaDope
2 жыл бұрын
@@brickabang ikr I went to hunt for jungle bats with my zenith
@easondarkflames9072
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I've never played Terraria but I still guessed it lmao
@emmaloctober6001
2 жыл бұрын
*COBALT SHIELD*
@killerkitten7534
3 жыл бұрын
“Boring, borderline unplayable, 1 star, nothing like the previous games” -4,500 hours on record
@and_the_first_last
3 жыл бұрын
I've left at least one review like that, mostly cause some games require HEAVY modding to be enjoyable and the devs keep releasing patches that add nothing and break all your mods
@georgiishmakov9588
3 жыл бұрын
definitely dota 2
@mewan5360
3 жыл бұрын
Well one update is all it takes to ruin a game.
@chinesehonzik
3 жыл бұрын
Rainbow six siege players be like:
@cryolato4879
3 жыл бұрын
This is literally me with destiny 2
@starnible
Жыл бұрын
The bells made me deaf but the concept is nice 10/10 would watch again
@raycriticalcrew
5 ай бұрын
I immediately knew the shrinking balls was red dead 2 cuz it seems like the kind of attention to detail they would strive for in a game
@dionyzus2909
3 жыл бұрын
When the guy said to put the S in front I was already trying to think of all the games starting with Hit- and it was obviously the first one lol
@Beancent_
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was the first thing that came to my mind too
@counterfeit1148
3 жыл бұрын
I thought there was just a game called "Hit"
@theskinegg9168
3 жыл бұрын
@@counterfeit1148 lol same
@dothmotherknowyouwearth
3 жыл бұрын
@@counterfeit1148 same. And I love the HiTMAN games… so I’m not sure how I didn’t get that one.
@joystickthesentientpc7787
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Standingcrown
3 жыл бұрын
"I accidentally installed a bunch of se-" Me: yep Skyrim
@RED01SEA
3 жыл бұрын
i dont know if a single one got that RE8 one , it doesnt make anysense
@JGT-yd2wx
3 жыл бұрын
@@RED01SEA lady demitrescu gives the player a bkner, and everything else is scary and despair.
@lukiklepsa6218
3 жыл бұрын
@@RED01SEA Big tall lady memes and the game itself. C'mon.
@Literallyryangosling777
3 жыл бұрын
It just works
@ItsGBMoD
3 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the time when i turned the game into an interdimensonal sex simulator ( powered by a fucking necromancer)
@karrakuruak3880
Жыл бұрын
it only took a glance for me to figure out which game the thumbnail was from.
@alanwright2920
8 ай бұрын
as a terraria veteran, as soon as the guy said something about bats hitting you into lava, i knew exactly what he meant
@vantablacc3264
3 жыл бұрын
Recommended: *"You can contract Syphilis and get killed just by reading a book. Very realistic."* - Darkest Dungeon
@losjez
3 жыл бұрын
@@WellPreparedTreeFrog I was thinking of that lol
@safespace4680
3 жыл бұрын
I remember some reviewer of the game said this: "One of my characters somehow f**ing survived a blast from a big ass cannon, was left on 0 hp and barely escaped out of the level alive after being hit by the brigands shanking him, and being ambushed by 2 zombie dogs and a f**ing giant, and managed to barely survive along with the rest of the party. Then later another unrelated character died because some fish dude sliced him 2 times, both critically hitting for more than twice his HP. Otherwise, very amazing game, 8/10."
@maryjones104
2 жыл бұрын
*inhale* You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor...
@genericalias6307
2 жыл бұрын
You can also contract ANY disease from getting hit in the face with a skull
@InnaLynx_the_Video_GameR
Жыл бұрын
The funniest one I’ve seen was for Omori. It went along the lines of: “This looks like a nice game for my 7 year old child.”
@ThiefOfNavarre
Жыл бұрын
Dark, love it
@BetterCallBigShotAutos
Жыл бұрын
that 7 y/o is either going to be completely and utterly traumatized or they're going to be inspired by the game and hang the reviewer
@maishishikusa1856
Жыл бұрын
oh no. *oh no.*
@BetterCallBigShotAutos
Жыл бұрын
@@maishishikusa1856 oh *_YES._*
@notjebbutstillakerbal
Жыл бұрын
Then they get to the SOMETHING IN THE DARK Fight and find out why the game is classified as horror.
@AranDomGuy1st
6 ай бұрын
most accurate destiny 2 description ive ever heard
@nothyg012
5 ай бұрын
We need an entire video about the ultrakill negative reviews now
@cyanbug3021
3 жыл бұрын
I guessed the terraria one right. Frickin bats.
@Lemon_Fiber
3 жыл бұрын
“those fucking bats…”
@Beancent_
3 жыл бұрын
Same, the amount of times I've complained about the bats in that game was enough to know what game it was
@ishmael_company
3 жыл бұрын
as a terraria player i totally agree
@gourmetbird1483
3 жыл бұрын
The bats from terraria and the spiders from the binding of isaac need to team up and destroy the world
@andrixold3
3 жыл бұрын
just... don't go underground???
@daflango1603
2 жыл бұрын
The best one I saw was for phasmophobia it said “game picked up the audio of my fart and I died” the person gave it a good review
@Mel0nCake404
2 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit I've seen all day
@AmongBonnie
2 жыл бұрын
A ghost killed me right off the bat because it was my first time playing
@cranberryjuice4350
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mel0nCake404 You mean "heard"?
@hl2betafan
2 жыл бұрын
skull emoji
@TheAssassin3041
Жыл бұрын
I got Among Us, Terraria, Portal, Untitled Goose Game, and Sea of Thieves. I got these cuz that was pretty much my exact opinion, I hate whats in it but love everything else
@h0pendream269
Жыл бұрын
Even thoughi have never play or even watch a single RDR2 gameplay, i immediately knew the horse review is about RDR2, because i heard so many thing about how detailed the game are
@CptDawner
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the one that goes “this is exactly how my grandparents described how walking to school was for them back in the day,” fits perfectly for “Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy”
@kjl3080
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was mirrors edge
@CptDawner
2 жыл бұрын
@@kjl3080 it is for mirrors edge, what I’m saying is it fits Getting Over It perfectly too
@FeeeebleVT
2 жыл бұрын
I WAS THINKING THAT TOO
@theflaminglionhotlionfox2140
2 жыл бұрын
That's not exactly walking though
@prototype_11
2 жыл бұрын
@@theflaminglionhotlionfox2140 are you impling that old crackheads in pot without legs didn't exist in the old days!?
@JacF6734
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite review of a game on Steam was for Battlefield 2042. It had a negative rating and simply said "I could have bought food."
@pastelman3189
2 жыл бұрын
could have said "i would rather pay to watch emoji movie"
@chricyan778
2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather but nfts
@Smiley_404
2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather buy one of these useless tiktok gadgets
@Itsshaunbewarned
Жыл бұрын
His review aged like milk lol
@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
Жыл бұрын
None of the replies to this comment are funny.😊
@nerdynurgle7777
4 ай бұрын
the cyberpunk one hurt knowing how good it is now
@jarvinIV
Жыл бұрын
I don't need to looj at it to know noita's reviews are the best ones.
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