Third edition in this original series! If you thought the first two were ok, you’re in for a treat with this one! Includes closed captions / subtitles!
@Theover4000
2 жыл бұрын
Wow! I’m early. Hi E! I was just thinking about how I could start making my own ASMR, would you ever consider making a tutorial video? Or a “basics” exploration of your setup, maybe some advice for those who want to create asmr?
@TheZiom224
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, what keyboard model is that?
@fordsrest
2 жыл бұрын
i am a huge fan of your little pointer finger bit, please do that more often
@MindLeaker
2 жыл бұрын
I have the same keyboard as you Paul! EVGA Z15 right? I recognize the weird little nubbin on the top right.
@HexFire03lmao
2 жыл бұрын
Rift. Subtitles make this so much nicer, then I can show my friends how absolutely insane you are
@raccoonofmotivation20
2 жыл бұрын
This guy is really good, he guessed that i watched ephemeral rift and most people would never think about that just from looking at me.
@dingledongus
2 жыл бұрын
This one really motivated me thank you
@sunnySTARRR
2 жыл бұрын
He's a complete asmr artist
@thecurioussloth9118
2 жыл бұрын
same. I don't know think I would have guessed a raccoon such as yourself would be a fan of ER haha
@TheMonteCarlo
2 жыл бұрын
@@dingledongus thassa whole ass raccoon in the comments, bois
@stiffpuppet1105
2 жыл бұрын
Sup raccoon
@kyotie13
2 жыл бұрын
Something about the way you described the tattoo immediately brought me into a relaxing state, pretty much made me focus on those parts of my body so the stress I had just melted away.
@flowersandwater666
2 жыл бұрын
sounds like you would enjoy meditation lol
@kyotie13
2 жыл бұрын
@@flowersandwater666 I definitely do enjoy it, I like Micheal Sealey's content on here. Feeling that meditative state come from an ER video is pretty awesome.
@flowersandwater666
2 жыл бұрын
@@kyotie13 yea, I'm a buddhist practicioner and I agree, with you, this guy is an artisan of feelings that go beyond the scope of asmr and penetrantes into something else
@WestonianCrush
2 жыл бұрын
I love seeing that ur bringing back old series! Like the quest giver 2 video.
@EphemeralRift
2 жыл бұрын
occasionally i like to circle back and try to improve on older ideas
@PrismaLoveHypnosis
2 жыл бұрын
Love the kind of sinister backdrop for this one lol 💜💜💜💜
@PainAndSuffering
2 жыл бұрын
And I love your videos lol
@kamerongale5248
2 жыл бұрын
The ridller
@kennethha416
2 жыл бұрын
Riddle me this Batman
@kaitlynjohn8616
2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the amount of lore in all of ER’s videos I feel like it grabs the right amount of attention in both a creepy way and an exciting way
@LuckyFilmer
2 жыл бұрын
Big fan of the bottom left question mark. Good work!
@imvinnyq
2 жыл бұрын
i'm fairly certain guess 19 has just put you on a list
@nathanlopez8057
2 жыл бұрын
I respect this man for spending 1 hour of his day to help people sleep
@quietheadspaceasmr
2 жыл бұрын
You never fail to put out amazing content. Top tier ASMR as always :)
@Kellicing
2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to see this return, the first two were very calming videos for me and a third is definitely wonderful Edit: I love how the body modifications has become a running joke where it's always mentioned but never done, I don't know why but I find it hilarious
@emosomethingidk5474
Жыл бұрын
This video is so good, I can never get beyond the 5th guess before I fall asleep
@sohstp
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite ER series is back.
@n3493
2 жыл бұрын
You and Angelica would be the best asmr collab ever
@thayshelen9880
2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see that
@LucasElliot
2 жыл бұрын
Keyboard edition 😂 even the title gave me a giggle
@alphastick21a35
2 жыл бұрын
Sound effect for the wings underrated
@dillondavis6255
2 жыл бұрын
The randomness of ERs mind is actually genius
@shadekunin
2 жыл бұрын
ER: You are wondering why there is an exclamation point among all the question marks, is that correct? Me: Uh…no, I’m more concerned about the eldritch question mark below but…okay
@EphemeralRift
2 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about that question mark, how it got there or it's life prior to ending up the corkboard.
@monty6726
2 жыл бұрын
Rift: looks like you picked a nice little twig for yourself Me: nom nom
@GingerZombie29
2 жыл бұрын
When it comes to weird videos, you are one of the best, Rift. 👍👍
@nicolettaasmr
2 жыл бұрын
Shoot, that's where all my tree twigs went! But, it's all good now!
@SlothSkeleton
2 жыл бұрын
I see you have a new keyboard that now has a space bar.
@packingpeanuts4175
2 жыл бұрын
Not for long
@cowboyenthusiast2362
2 жыл бұрын
ER: you are still waiting for- Me: a Bloodborne PC port?
@chrisfromkc5698
2 жыл бұрын
The keyboard sounds are fantastic geez
@samanthastudios618
Жыл бұрын
Rift is the most religious non-religious man I can think of. I am a “man of prayer” yet the blunt understanding of the rhythms of the universe are mutual. Thanks again for the vids.
@HornetProtector
3 ай бұрын
ASMR has gotten so repetitive. I am glad this is something completely unique and has actual triggers.
@provinski8692
2 жыл бұрын
How is Rift so damn creative? like i can barely think of anything with out insperation.
@icecreamassassin3006
6 ай бұрын
Lol number 439 pencils? That would be a rock 😂
@lakefraser
2 жыл бұрын
He asked ME and ME alone. Not anyone else, only ME if i’m doing well. I am thank you rift!
@thaanatos2555
2 жыл бұрын
Old guys giga underrated in asmr.
@Martynyto
2 жыл бұрын
2:01 me when the teacher calls me up to the board
@ReubenJ1
2 жыл бұрын
My top actually does match my window shades, nice guess
@Nirion2206
2 жыл бұрын
His greetings become more and more elaborate each time))
@t7mf
2 жыл бұрын
56:10 this was unexpected.
@theincepticon2424
2 жыл бұрын
You can't fool me ER. That's no exclamation point... it's a question mark from the side
@bucky6167
2 жыл бұрын
bro took 40 seconds to tell us we that he hoped we felt splendidly something
@backpfeifengesichtsyndrome3708
2 жыл бұрын
Id love to see a mini zen garden raking/bonsai trimming video at the arkham sanatorium with dave, I feel like he could put together an excellent garden.
@lordofthieves8200
2 жыл бұрын
It's been a while since I've seen one of your videos, still just as great
@lordalias4358
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but he reminds me of Bruce Wayne. Their mimics are eerily similar to each other for me. Either way, great video.
@1975stumpy
2 жыл бұрын
This video is honestly really relaxing. Thanks for the nap
@onyx8288
2 жыл бұрын
first guess and he already got me xD
@RetroMaticGamer
2 жыл бұрын
He talks to his finger the way my over-40-ass gotta talk to my meat whistle to get anything done... "Come on out, let's go, I'll give you a dollar... gimme a sec..." "Alright, go away, you're embarrassing me... DUDE STAHP..."
@barbie_bitch
2 жыл бұрын
The idea of having a little jar of twigs for no reason makes me feel so at ease... I think I might make my own jar of little twigs
@quacker3222
2 жыл бұрын
Him: I guess your shirt matches the color of your window shades Me:I have no window shades so no
@handleonafridge6828
2 жыл бұрын
27:14 I’m guessing the higher ups at GRTAY Corp. checked his recording and corrected this dire error. He probably got docked pretty harshly for that one.
@CrossesIsF2P
11 ай бұрын
5:36 incorrect.
@Тотсамый-х1ж8з
9 ай бұрын
So are u one of the idiots? If so, what nation?
@a_Desty
2 жыл бұрын
You moved from a black hole? I wasn't dreaming... You did? That is amazing and I don't know why I felt so happy hearing this
@corpseinthesky6111
2 жыл бұрын
For a moment I was truly, genuinely convinved that I do have an eldritch horror tattoo, he described it with so much confidence
@al3lopez
2 жыл бұрын
The facts that the top/dress/shirt was actually correct in both ways because it has both the color of my wall and my window curtains 💀
@SilverLotus187
2 жыл бұрын
Mr. ER's hand/arm is like my inability to speak to others
@wardenrhyph
7 ай бұрын
“No one else. Only you” All 954k people who watched this: Mhmm…
@vnarigoobsesion535
2 жыл бұрын
sve je isto osim mog zdravlja. idemo o5 do dna.
@CAPTTIGHT230
2 жыл бұрын
During guess 6 the tattoo he's describing sounds alot like the same tattoo nero has in star trek
@gustavosantiago1543
2 жыл бұрын
10:22 Nah, I thought it was some new type of quest the quest giver might had invented
@patrickmcneilly4293
2 жыл бұрын
He’s got those RGBs, he fancy
@simpblasterlikesguns9661
2 жыл бұрын
I thought he wouldn’t get much right but he knew my preference, my sleeping position, what my favorite food was and what age I learned about the birds and the bees
@Renamoose
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize at first there's a question mark on the back of the computer monitor too
@biiko
2 жыл бұрын
At first I was skeptical to watch a video of guesses that might not be accurate, but when ER said my full name, address, and school, I was thoroughly impressed! Amazing video as always!
@spamreciever4208
2 жыл бұрын
The part where he read off my IP address and grandmother's maiden name was hella rad Dude certainly can guess lmao
@melon_eufn
2 жыл бұрын
@@spamreciever4208 indeed he even got the name of my friend i never knew i had! Crazy.
@pineapplec0ke
2 жыл бұрын
Omg we live in the same house?! Twins 🥰
@handleonafridge6828
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, so you’re the one who’s backyard I’ve been sleeping in
@Underratedgems_
2 жыл бұрын
Brooo he guessed my social Security number and got the time when I was born this guy is a genius
@jarethmedina2095
2 жыл бұрын
The fact he guessed the very first thing correctly makes me need to prove him wrong. Great video btw, never ever disappoints.
@zacharyforsyth7930
2 жыл бұрын
BRO same i need to prove him wrong too
@Slime-rh7rw
2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@rogerbarragan6297
2 жыл бұрын
Literally me 😂👀
@gfdx3214
2 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral, who knows more comments means more chances with the KZitem-algorithm: Gotcha!
@pineapplec0ke
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe i really am in a fbi wanted list and don't even know it
@ВиталийСаламон-н8ъ
2 жыл бұрын
First two minutes was goofy, nonsensical and funny. Thx for all that embarrassing stuff you do for us and our happiness.
@patrickelly
2 жыл бұрын
right TEHEHE i love the goofiness of ER’s videos :)
@iksandre
2 жыл бұрын
о ебать, витюха, родные люди
@kingstogodshm3251
2 жыл бұрын
Technical finger difficulties😂
@maggipetty7047
2 жыл бұрын
You may think it is goofy and nonsensical. Haha! That is exactly how he lures the unsuspecting soul in. He is a Master Craftsman - his art and alchemy (note the delicate mesmerizing finger movements) are only transcended by his wit and humor - Please refer to "Corvus trims your bush". Sooner or later they will either make ASMR a doctorate study subject in universities, or the CIA will classify it and blackbag ER into some black budget research project for social engineering. "This man needs to be protected"...😃
@joerock122
2 жыл бұрын
Watched you for years. Thank you so so so much. I love your content. I wish more people were like you and gave the energy you give.
@Youtubecansuckmycock
Жыл бұрын
How did you donate?
@system32.te_
Жыл бұрын
Ayo
@SeanMadeAScene
Жыл бұрын
@@system32.te_ bro shut up.
@NebulaCloud5581
Жыл бұрын
How did you do a superchat
@monke8359
Жыл бұрын
wait... how'd u donate and it showed up in the comments!?
@hamishwallace73
2 жыл бұрын
I love having jars filled with small sticks on my desk, very calming
@god_ankles1171
2 жыл бұрын
wtfff 😂
@ZaddySpoit
2 жыл бұрын
*tree twig
@jdoe7674
2 жыл бұрын
RIIGHTT!?!! I thought it was just me but it’s so calming like the beach at night while watching an er video
@squidy7207
2 жыл бұрын
One day someone will sneak a stick insect into your jar of twigs.
@roi0672
2 жыл бұрын
i have the same thing but they’re for my guinea pig when she needs something safe to chew on
@cryppi1510
2 жыл бұрын
I was feeling so lonely man and seeing the notification of this being uploaded lifted my spirits, thanks for all your consistent effort over the years! Forever grateful.
@EroiiKZzBE
2 жыл бұрын
Hey! I don't think I ever posted a comment here, not my main language so may be the reason but I'm feeling 100% the way you feel. Don't have much friends (not anymore tbh) but don't feel like it's the end of the world, you got your life ahead of you. Be strong, don't know you but I know the feeling, we sometimes have difficults passes, but I'm sure you will go through it no problem ! Have a nice day/night, don't know what's the time where you live, I'm from Belgium. Hope you really keep a positive attitude :).
@NotTheDAHASAG
2 жыл бұрын
I'll second Eroii's message. I too feel extremely lonely at times, since i have no friends to talk to, so i know how it is. But don't let it take you down. Don't give up on yourself. Keep going strong, i believe you'll be all right! Much love from Ukraine! ❤️
@cryppi1510
2 жыл бұрын
@@EroiiKZzBE @NotTheDAHASAG Thank you both so much. Reading both of your uplifting words brought me to tears; I'll keep going as patient as I can for the future! You both have such kind hearts taking the time out of your night to lift up a stranger, thank you both genuinely so much. You are both examples of the kind of people that truly make life worth living and thriving in.
@rndm2000
2 жыл бұрын
same
@shto4782
2 жыл бұрын
I also don't have any friends, but i can't say im lonely or something. Probably cuz im introvert, and introverted people aren't very talkative. We just should be ourselves, and we will find our way
@insignia9325
2 жыл бұрын
Sir, excuse me did you just greet me with "good now" , covering up all hours of the day in case I show up at our appoint at 2 am? Because if so, you are brilliant.
@alexisguzman4015
2 жыл бұрын
Stumbled on this comment at exactly 2:24 am
@optimusprimegaming2968
2 жыл бұрын
@@alexisguzman4015 Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
@anderkatkid
2 жыл бұрын
@@alexisguzman4015 omg right when I saw both these comments too!!! It’s 2:24 am EXACTLY right now!
@mini_swiggity
2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else want a whole video of Uncle E fighting his own hand? Like it has it’s own conscious and stuff and interrupts him
@pastacat69
2 жыл бұрын
You should watch dr strangelove
@matthew5330
2 жыл бұрын
@@pastacat69 tbf he looks similar to Dr _Strange_ sooo not far off 😂
@kyotie13
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I'd love that lol
@peanutbutterjelly9753
Жыл бұрын
His “the tingle brothers” video from a long time ago is vaguely like that. (Edit: the “fight” isn’t until the last few minutes)
@shiaraspittall979
2 жыл бұрын
The bit in the beginning with the finger was great, it put a huge smile on my face. Thank you for the great content Paul, even though I’m doing well, it’s nice when something doesn’t make me die of laughter, but just smile and acknowledge the wonders of life
@TmOnlineMapper
2 жыл бұрын
I read "guessing things about your keyboard" and imagined him like asking questions about key locations for like an hour.
@MrToro2510
2 жыл бұрын
He is the kind of man who would
@CaptainAries
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrToro2510 and he would make it as twisted and good as possible.
@ballsdeep6924
2 жыл бұрын
You just gave him his next idea
@CaptainAries
2 жыл бұрын
@kuyswe yes.
@angelkittygurl7122
2 жыл бұрын
I'd listen to it 😊
@staklar6101
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely adore these guessing random thing's
@hal-gamesense
2 жыл бұрын
@@FylixAerou he sleepy
@staklar6101
2 жыл бұрын
@@FylixAerou autocorrect
@EphemeralRift
2 жыл бұрын
Why NOT the apostrophe? That's the right quesiton. ;) or guess.
@gachacherriemasu-quie3183
2 жыл бұрын
@@EphemeralRift 0-o Oh my..
@aesonone
2 жыл бұрын
thingses
@JosheYT
2 жыл бұрын
My dads brother is a mechanic….I call that a caruncle
@MakoMusic_
6 ай бұрын
That's actually quite good, gave me a chuckle
@tiffanydonahue3034
2 ай бұрын
I have a joke. Someone stole my tab key I need some space (spacebar) I've lost ctrl and I need to get a shift so I can capitalize my work 😂😂😂
@NoEntertainment
2 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to the spacebar. Hopefully no one steals it
@Тотсамый-х1ж8з
3 ай бұрын
>:)
@tiffanydonahue3034
2 ай бұрын
I would need some space if someone took mine I will also probably lose control if they stole my spacebar and ctrl keys
@MakoMusic_
Ай бұрын
@@tiffanydonahue3034Might even have to escape reality if they stole my esc button
@shlomosuke
2 жыл бұрын
I was peacefully reading a book, listening to this video... then "number 19" happened
@hgfd_hgfds
2 жыл бұрын
That tattoo description was so phenomenal I actually felt it like someone was drawing it on me. If the next guessing video is just describing a very elaborate tattoo for an hour, that'd be dope
@gatheringmatter4289
2 жыл бұрын
What if the exclamation point, is just a question mark viewed from the side
@shushupyounaughtyminx4832
2 жыл бұрын
That bit about psychopathic murdering sprees caught me off guard, woke me up laughing
@blackmagic209
2 жыл бұрын
"You are able to shapeshift into.....*nothing*..." Had me rolling dude. Wonder how much this shapeshifter would sell for at the nothing store.
@rensstoter6778
4 ай бұрын
It will sell for absolutely nothing
@MostBoredMan
4 ай бұрын
@@rensstoter6778 i mean I guess nothing can buy it
@WanhanAjanMansikka
11 ай бұрын
A dress shirt and tie with the light up keyboard is the weirdest thing about this video
@SewingMink160
2 жыл бұрын
Uncle E trying to break his finger: "come on I'll give you a dollar"
@Entropic_Nightmares
2 жыл бұрын
Makes me think of someone who is high and is looking at their hands and coaxing it into working and talking to it.
@Z0mb13ta11ahase
2 жыл бұрын
Question 19 really hit me with Jung vibes. A visual representation of the shadow. I need to chill off the psychology videos.
@deepinhunt
2 жыл бұрын
the finger not pointing the second time and him just talking to it i swear this man is a genius like no kidding
@babahabat
2 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the person that gets the tattoo from guess #6 out of pure spite
@thatenbykid
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine he makes a video called Ephemeral Drip and he just shows us all his favorite outfits
@SheIsRidinSolo
2 жыл бұрын
I'm only a few minutes in and I'm already so relaxed. Thank you for all that you do, ER!
@breadman0512
2 жыл бұрын
I'd leave a like, but it's at 69 and I don't wanna be the one to ruin that.
@mettirmettir6333
Жыл бұрын
@@breadman0512 As a pterodactyl I find this very pleasant of you
@DarthSidian
2 жыл бұрын
This video was not only relaxing, but also really revealing of Ephemeral Rift Universe lore! It really had me thinking.
@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly
7 ай бұрын
Loved the part where he listed the amount of seconds I’ve been alive, my full legal name, the full legal names of the past 7 generations of my family, my address, my IP, my school, the names of every person I know, and the exact measurements of my body down to the exact picometer. Incredible execution
@greiszela8082
2 жыл бұрын
I love the question mark on his computer, little details that amplify the view
@ayetato666
2 жыл бұрын
"you are able to shapeshift." Me, a genderfluid fellow: yes.
@KokoSupreme
2 жыл бұрын
Oh I get it because it makes no sense but you think he said it as if it had any meaning. Whatever you were born, you are. Sorry to say, you can cling to whatever words you want but you’re either a girl or a boy. Or a nobody.
@realfridge
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand the concept of genderfluidity. Can you tell me what it means? Sorry if it’s not a question I’m supposed to ask.
@greiszela8082
2 жыл бұрын
@@realfridge ig is when you feel like having more genders than one or two and you are 'fluid' so it changes every time, people who have a variety of genders that can change every month or even day.
@KokoSupreme
2 жыл бұрын
@@greiszela8082 it’s just one of the many psychological disorders that usually strain from trauma of some sort that instead of being treated is accepted.
@rohese925
2 жыл бұрын
42:48 Let me just say, I was physically hurt when "a smooth criminal" was not included in that list.
@flangleguys
2 жыл бұрын
Now that everyone here knows Uncle E is a hardcore gamer (based off of his RGB gamer setup), dont forget about his minecraft and dark souls series. amazing videos
@CaptainAries
2 жыл бұрын
Minecraft videos are actually really good, they just look like those good old let's plays, when people recorded the game + commentary and not the other way around.
@kalamity2380
2 жыл бұрын
The exclamation point is just an ultra-mega sized quest.
@EQI264
Жыл бұрын
You know it was good when you remember the first couple minutes of a video and forget watching the rest when you woke up.
@JOEMAMA_06
Жыл бұрын
Me literally all the time
@fakeidentity9259
2 жыл бұрын
bro is talking in slow motion
@zestyraccoon813
2 жыл бұрын
ER: is that Correct? Me: No ER: it is? Good. Me: please untie me
@brycescott7895
2 жыл бұрын
Rift hit a million, and he deserves a million more for all he has given to us for free.
@Millerofmac-rip
2 жыл бұрын
Bro deserves 10 mil
@ToyaTodorokiDabi
8 ай бұрын
I thought this was all talk, until he stated not only my IP address, but the colour of my pubic hair. Very impressive uncle E!
@Whatyouwantmetodo
Жыл бұрын
Hello Doctor Strange
@potenticity
5 ай бұрын
scientist bizarre
@Emeowy
2 жыл бұрын
I love these ones, and i like the keyboard inclusion, so :D Also can i just say i found the finger thing hilarious?
@imlazydwi9300
2 жыл бұрын
you know I was a little skeptical when I saw the title but after watching him list my full name, home address, height, weight, social security number, school, mothers maiden name and credit card information, I was really impressed
@Aaron-fe2lw
2 жыл бұрын
Love the gaming keyboard
@bentleyaguirre1996
11 ай бұрын
42:53, you've been hit by, you've been struck by, A smooth criminal!
@dudeness53
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that I watched this guy as a young teen and kinda just stopped experiencing and listening to asmr in my addiction only to come back and catch up on a good portion of these videos is awesome. You generally help me get into a meditative state and positively effect my mental health. Thank you
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