By the third hole I usually know whether I'm golfing or drinking.
@Jiff321
4 жыл бұрын
Only takes a couple pars in a row !!
@drewski.johnson
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my dad
@axlejam9496
4 жыл бұрын
Perfect comment, right in line with me.
@chriscold2027
3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@SMGPERFORMANCE16
3 жыл бұрын
You make it to the third hole lol I’m in the parking lot
@ryanjones7681
4 жыл бұрын
Holes 400 yards out and there's guys on the green, think I'm ok to hit? Lmfao. Exactly
@dudenotcool42
4 жыл бұрын
You wait. Then hit the ball like 30 feet in front of you
@daveg4236
4 жыл бұрын
I love watching idiots in the fairway taking soooo many practice swings only to duff
@paulgeorge1699
4 жыл бұрын
Hoogla Boogla 🤕🤕 im just learning
@huddybozak8803
4 жыл бұрын
@@paulgeorge1699 duff's drive 100 yes, waits to hit 260 yd approach
@jonahlerberg4478
3 жыл бұрын
@@dudenotcool42 that was me today
@alitabattlechicken9732
4 жыл бұрын
Best 2 balls I hit are when I stepped on the sand rake. 😂😂
@IbraheemMoizoos
4 жыл бұрын
Best line by far
@jasongarrett4629
3 жыл бұрын
Hella dead
@thatoneguythatisalwayssarc7139
4 жыл бұрын
"We should bring our wives next time" *wheezing*
@tameraccoon1920
4 жыл бұрын
100% accurate, but he forgot to include those old guys who hit on the cart girls lol
@montagneNoire
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@tylerlev8044
4 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@zandermossthrifts4877
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh for real tho😂
@corbanraleigh6222
4 жыл бұрын
Dude this is accurate
@thebuiscutmaster9664
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dirtydish6642
4 жыл бұрын
I see the knee brace is off. Sounds like someone is ready for a big day out.
@evanlambrecht7510
4 жыл бұрын
Dont touch the likes!😝😝😝(👁👃👁) watching u
@parthchauhan38
4 жыл бұрын
yep game of lawn is around the corner
@showtime1235
4 жыл бұрын
*The intense pressure of people waiting behind you and your one friend is needlessly searching for a lost golf ball*
@maxstewart1374
4 жыл бұрын
“That’s what we’re here to do anyways, just drink” That’s perfect
@theviolator1074
4 жыл бұрын
@Bryan Cry us a river mr. yellow teeth
@maxstewart1374
3 жыл бұрын
Sabian Vorachev dude that’s not good you should probably do something about that
@kevinb314
4 жыл бұрын
You watch your buddy take at least 8 shots and lose one in the woods “Yea just put me down for a 5”
@edub621
4 жыл бұрын
Kevin B lol someone every time 😂😂
@CADguru78
4 жыл бұрын
I was a caddie all through my teens, you hit the nail on the head with bunch of these. LOL "Nice shot, right up there by me" "Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake"
@chada.800
4 жыл бұрын
“Don’t trust myself with that thing” same man. Same
@claytonbeilfuss9219
4 жыл бұрын
After breaking 3 clubs in one driving range session, you don’t understand my fear of anything that isn’t an iron...
@34nimajneb
4 жыл бұрын
Clayton Beilfuss I have done two heads in one driving session. Different session I even broke an iron... was an old iron but still 🤷♂️ “why do we play this game?” Lol
@claytonbeilfuss9219
4 жыл бұрын
34nimajneb they were pretty old woods and a driver for me, but how do you break an iron?
@chada.800
4 жыл бұрын
Clayton Beilfuss where there’s a will there’s a way
@claytonbeilfuss9219
4 жыл бұрын
Chad A. If you’re not teeing up your putter you’re doing it wrong
@emersonmilner4422
4 жыл бұрын
“Yeah not using my driver don’t trust that thing. Really bad slice” don’t think I’ve ever golfed with 3 or more people and not heard that
@pgilroy623
4 жыл бұрын
“It would’ve been great if I hit it straight” Always
@boanderson6716
3 жыл бұрын
Ive here’s that one before ha
@timberianpimpalia8703
3 жыл бұрын
This comment is said all too often and it pisses me off!
@bigyeet3629
4 жыл бұрын
I refer to alcohol on the course as “swing oil”. I do like “birdie juice” though lol
@tikalien
4 жыл бұрын
All these years on the course and Ive never heard the terms “swing oil” and “birdie juice”. Damn all the lost opportunities to make someone laugh.
@jackmaniatis5948
4 жыл бұрын
Swing lube
@ratman19731
4 жыл бұрын
Beer is swing oil and weed is putting power.
@MrTevens
4 жыл бұрын
Aiming oil
@vipond616
4 жыл бұрын
Swing lube
@jackftw5599
3 жыл бұрын
“Im digging a hole down here call me Shia LeBeouf”
@panchopistola8298
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@benwhitaker1653
3 жыл бұрын
the “bad day of golf is better than a good day at work” is scaringly accurate
@scottsmith9192
4 жыл бұрын
Every video I say “this is so damn accurate” but this one took the cake. Thanks for being my spirit animal!!!
@evanmckenzie245
4 жыл бұрын
You know you got a good group of people to play golf with when every round sounds like this
@guidezoid1646
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm digging a hole down here, call me Shia Lebeouf" Also would make a great line in a rap
@adamdubrawski5552
4 жыл бұрын
“Best 2 balls I hit today was when I stepped on the sand rake” Couldn’t stop laughing 😂 hilarious
@mmmoorr883
4 жыл бұрын
Favorite line lol
@keithhanley7796
4 жыл бұрын
"Golf is a good walk spoiled" - attributed to Mark Twain. Oh, you betcha. Yah!
@davekennedy8626
4 жыл бұрын
Yep, Mark Twain did not say that but EVERYONE who has ever played the game has :)
@patrickmorgan4006
4 жыл бұрын
And I'll bet if he was alive today he would be as sick of hearing it as the rest of us.
@MrTeddyRC
4 жыл бұрын
These videos basically got me through this pandemic. Keep it up!
@SJDJFJFSKSXNDJWJQI
4 жыл бұрын
"Pandemic"
@MrTeddyRC
4 жыл бұрын
@@SJDJFJFSKSXNDJWJQI nah you right though haha
@missnthrop5763
4 жыл бұрын
@@SJDJFJFSKSXNDJWJQI Wrong again, "plandemic" 😜
@williamjohnson4311
4 жыл бұрын
Scamdemic
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM
4 жыл бұрын
You're not through it yet. No one is.
@zbs8334
3 жыл бұрын
Just started golfing in the hopes to get me outta this depression. So much to learn but I'm taking some of these phrases lmao
@charlieodom9107
3 жыл бұрын
You started golf to get OUT of depression? That is like a hyperactive kid taking speed to calm down, right?
@ethanmesch2398
3 жыл бұрын
Good Luck! It's tough but its very healing if you can detach yourself from results when learning and stay in the process
@thomasmacgruber6701
3 жыл бұрын
Worm burner. Best golf phrase ever.
@ethanmesch2398
3 жыл бұрын
Thomas Callahan snake raper is better
@roryvonmeyer2643
3 жыл бұрын
@@ethanmesch2398 what kind of a sick fuck comes up with "snake raper"? 😂😂
@pimpinainteez
4 жыл бұрын
“What, did I do something wrong?” 😂😂🤣
@arturo4113
4 жыл бұрын
“ Guys who Chew tobacco “ would be a good video
@frankwhite1895
3 жыл бұрын
Is there that many of us? I’ve been playing golf for 25 years and I don’t think I’ve ever played with anyone chewing. Smoking cigars a different story
@cneddy22
3 жыл бұрын
@@frankwhite1895 I love dipping while playing
@sevinstorey4365
2 жыл бұрын
Yea dudes that dip. They be trying to talk to you and you can’t understand a FN word they say. Bc they have a mouthful of shit.
@KoreRacing
4 жыл бұрын
It’s like you captured every single round of golf I have ever played
@BouncingSoul1987
4 жыл бұрын
"Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake.....phewww."
@IbraheemMoizoos
4 жыл бұрын
Best line by far
@Chris-mx4jb
4 жыл бұрын
dude this is straight fire. the way you say things so candidly is an absolute art form
@360Fishing
4 жыл бұрын
Brought a smile to my face, miss playing with my boys, this was us before we moved away.
@mountainssea9642
3 жыл бұрын
“Especially your wife Tim” 😂
@Lowkey_ID
3 жыл бұрын
We have a Tim in our group 😂🤣
@mountainssea9642
3 жыл бұрын
LowKey ID lol poor Tim in everyone’s group.
@JamesBond-xn1ff
2 жыл бұрын
Love your content man, never gets old.
@pwnzer26
4 жыл бұрын
“Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake”
@rek1580
4 жыл бұрын
"Why do we still play this game I hate golf" me every time until I hit one good shot then love it again for the time being
@chrisharris_arizona
4 жыл бұрын
This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.
@makeamericagreatagainI776
4 жыл бұрын
Watch out for the kitty doo-doo
@bobsiddoway
4 жыл бұрын
I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.
@epicty3607
4 жыл бұрын
@@bobsiddoway bro that's nasty
@adamcarlton9897
3 жыл бұрын
You're gonna need a blanket and sun tan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach
@tim8468
4 жыл бұрын
The two best balls line made me spit out laughing aloud. Hilarious.
@cpn1439
4 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate, especially the part where he says “why do I keep playing?”
@CupcakeSmasher
4 жыл бұрын
Only one missing is the dude who can’t find his ball cause he’s sure he hit it 100 yards further than reality.
@Lowkey_ID
3 жыл бұрын
Depth perception is an acquired skill!
@NoContextRDH
4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm an endless cycle of groups of guys just like this are on every single golf course 😂😂😂
@BoomBoxBMX
Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen, I can’t believe I haven’t seen it. Everything was spot on, I laughed out loud for 4 mins straight
@sagefly2269
4 жыл бұрын
You missed, "I think it opens up over there" after a massive slice/draw.
@camelcase9225
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao totally. Avoid the 3 off the tee.
@tompopies1759
4 жыл бұрын
The better part is when you have said it like 4 holes in a row and your buddy turns around to look at you in desperation hoping one of these times it actually does
@paulh7589
3 жыл бұрын
Sage Fly, Great comment! Great great comment! That is so funny and so true. "Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure it opens up over there" is only something a golfer would understand. Damn, that is funny! I would have never thought to bring that comment home, but I have heard it countless times over my 50 years of golf. Hell, I've even said it myself knowing I was deep in the woods. Thanks for the good laugh!
@endacollins7125
4 жыл бұрын
I worked as a golf caddy last summer and I tell you I heard all of these usually every day! Great video
@kmart636
3 жыл бұрын
The Birdie Juice!!!! Love that line 😂
@kurtmattox3826
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao the sand trap swings had me rolling. I can relate a lot to that
@nunyabusiness5275
4 жыл бұрын
I died laughing when he said the best 2 balls he hit were when he stepped on the landscaping rake 😂😂😂
@samy-g6757
4 жыл бұрын
*Drinks beer* “Oh yeah now Im gonna start playing good” 😂
@dkrueger85
4 жыл бұрын
So damn accurate. Every single part 😂
@10toMidnight
4 жыл бұрын
“Especially your wife, Tim” lol
@dmitriciccarelli4082
Жыл бұрын
Every group of golfers has a rage monster. You just invite him to have a good laugh.
@thecolonel5754
4 жыл бұрын
*foot wedge* “In Pretty Good Shape”
@christopherrekrut8566
4 жыл бұрын
I died over the "2 best balls I hit all day" joke!!!
@Tim3B4ndit
4 жыл бұрын
"Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake" that would me laughing some much my ribs hurt
@cristiancoolio8041
4 жыл бұрын
Ahh the infamous club toss. I can’t lie I’ve done a couple of those too 😂😂.
@MensOpen
4 жыл бұрын
These guys nailed it.
@HowToLoves
4 жыл бұрын
So true. On the last bunker shot trying to get out you skulled it across the green into the back bunker. lol
@all-timealien4483
4 жыл бұрын
“Ah nice shot, right up there by me.” LOL
@kfremont5338
4 жыл бұрын
Always watched your guys adds on Facebook, finally subscribed. Keep it up guys love your content
@timothyomalley1601
4 жыл бұрын
The sand trapped guy is completely accurate for me lol!!
@bradyjohnson5129
4 жыл бұрын
Only thing you’re missing is the buddy who “only chews when he’s golfing” because it helps him play better
@craigpaul9239
3 жыл бұрын
dude, you're great. keep em comin
@JimmyHondaRacing12
4 жыл бұрын
Dude this is so funny! 😂😂😂
@maxslab8774
4 жыл бұрын
"Im diggin a hole. Call me Shia LeBeouf" Comedy gold
@robisafk
4 жыл бұрын
Just went this past weekend. Video is spot on I’m dying lol
@BAD_GolfHawaii
3 жыл бұрын
🤙🏾🤣 needed a good laugh, my game has been getting pretty searious! 😉
@tylerweger
4 жыл бұрын
Loved the “Holes” movie reference 😆
@YaBoys
3 жыл бұрын
These golf videos are some of the most accurate videos on the internet. I keep 13 in the bag just so the foot wedge is legal!
@povrtsux1
3 жыл бұрын
Love your golf videos😁
@surfrookie1
3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these videos! And never bring the wife...Lol
@tammyrogne1471
4 жыл бұрын
That's why my husband always played Golf, to slam beers!!
@swm7860
9 ай бұрын
Now that is how to enjoy golf as a amateur! Thank you!!!
@rorybisson756
2 жыл бұрын
"The two best balls I hit where when I walked over the sand rake" priceless
@cBelowH2O
3 жыл бұрын
Great video!!...and I think I found most of your golf balls diving a water hazard last week. :)
@stark_1016
4 жыл бұрын
All those pine trees...upper midwest thing
@pwrplnt1975
4 жыл бұрын
This was an AWESOME video!! LMAO!! We've got a 9 hole course up here in Northern, Maine and this is how we play!
@jimlovesgolf1
3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the birdie juice 🤣🤣🤣
@zachstarkey3565
3 жыл бұрын
Was deadass laughing out loud 😂
@xforce687
4 жыл бұрын
Was hoping for some Billy Madison references, still hilarious!
@randydalton5720
2 жыл бұрын
Got a pretty good swing!
@CallMeTagz
4 жыл бұрын
Literally died when he says "the 2 best balls i hit is when i stepped on the sand rake" 😂😂😂
@xalted_gg3512
2 жыл бұрын
"Two best balls I hit today were when I stepped on the sand rake." That will forever be my favorite line for a bad round of golf
@aprilchronister9980
4 жыл бұрын
Lorrrd, luv it~ hubby & buddies usually came to our house after 18 holes, and complain complain complain, then say "wow that was a good day! ". I was like, um sounds like .... um ... yah, u guys had fun(?!) ..... Oh and nature, the fresh air and suddenly its 102 - one buddy searching for ball by bushes and trees upset a wasp nest ... another time searching for ball one yelled "baby rattler!!! watch out!!!(not sure what they did of rattler(snake), but even small they at least rattle a little) GloriousGolf (Iam a golfWife-er, or golfWidow? ) woopwoop! (N California) oops, I mean "Ope"
@DooDooSmile
3 жыл бұрын
The birdie juice was hilarious
@rayyoon6060
4 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh you killed me buddy!!🤣
@carterbowe9964
4 жыл бұрын
I love the content you make
@aurumtree
4 жыл бұрын
Just too funny man!!! Platinum vid!! 😁👍
@widndn
3 жыл бұрын
"Two best balls I hit today was when I stepped on the sand rake" Classic. I've been playing golf for 40 years and I never heard that one.
@3521Rookie
4 жыл бұрын
I don't even play golf, but I got a golf ad before this video lol.
@matthewoberton1830
2 жыл бұрын
Nice classic Ping Eye clubs!
@JimKimTheIdeaHunters
4 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention: "Your Honor, your honor."
@johnc7709
Жыл бұрын
The JD bushe light, fack I'm envious of that
@ryangau4126
4 жыл бұрын
Perham golf course! Awesome
@chaiselabrie6497
4 жыл бұрын
This is too spot on
@Magooinvesting
4 жыл бұрын
The sand rake part was amazing
@live2create
4 жыл бұрын
We should bring the wives next time? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yea, said no guy ever! 🤣
@kennanlynn4977
4 жыл бұрын
Angela Tinsley i take my wife all the time and she drinks and i play lol
@its_the_kid3128
4 жыл бұрын
This is unbelievably accurate.
@jaredmorris6743
2 жыл бұрын
Love the foot wedge 😂
@caseymeyer5773
2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to use the line, "the two best balls I hit today was when I stepped on the sand rake" Hilarious!!!!
@billwithers7457
4 жыл бұрын
Beer cart girl? No, she is the angel of beer. All hail the beer angel!
@Mercienary
4 жыл бұрын
"two best balls i hit today were with the sand rake" LMAO
@josierichards1744
4 жыл бұрын
As a cart girl, this is accurate. Love it
@ChibiPanda8888
8 ай бұрын
Super random, but my name is Josie, too! ❤ It's nice to see others cuz my given name isn't common at all.
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