Hades:she is your daughter! Zues who literally is married to his sister:🤔 oh sorry I thought you were going to make a point
@frostfallanimations7891
3 жыл бұрын
Well Hades wife is his niece.
@aprilbonds5499
3 жыл бұрын
@@frostfallanimations7891 man, winter really is magical
@amoghvikramsingh1671
3 жыл бұрын
🎶Sweet home Mount Olympus🎶
@kenhernan9865
3 жыл бұрын
@@amoghvikramsingh1671 ah yes the anthom of the gods
@jaschabull2365
3 жыл бұрын
The song oughta be called Sweet Home Olympus.
@octolockg5059
2 жыл бұрын
Hades: She's your daughter! Zeus: And so you married your niece.
@BillTurner-oe3cj
7 ай бұрын
I wanted to make that statment
@CameronRonald
7 ай бұрын
Hades: She's your daughter!!! Zeus: You're her uncle!!! Would make more sense
@NocturnalLoner
7 ай бұрын
To be fair, I think the gods have ever banged or married their kids besides Zeus. I could be wrong though.
@dannyakadfate6771
7 ай бұрын
To be fair, marriage (and sex) between Uncle and Niece wasn't seen that bad in Ancient Greek. I think it were the Romans were the ones who declared that incest in the first place until they made that legal during the reign of Claudius
@aston-hk6lj
6 ай бұрын
Hades: YOUR WIFE IS LITERALLY YOUR SISTER!
@dragonxlove
Жыл бұрын
“Zeus, Demeter found out about it.” “Oh, oh fuck.”
@Aaroncarter95
9 ай бұрын
Zues: "Which time did he find out about?"
@RushWheeler
9 ай бұрын
I like how the main problem isn't even Hera finding out, because she's the queen of victim blaming
@Aaroncarter95
9 ай бұрын
@RushWheeler she also can't really say too much cause of how she's treated children in history and she herself has apparently cheated on Zeus with Hades. So she cheated on her brother with her....other brother.
@Alternative_Alba
8 ай бұрын
@@Aaroncarter95 Finally Hera decided to suck her other brother for once.
@corbandybdahl
8 ай бұрын
@@Alternative_Albashe liter the goddess of marriage she can’t be disloyal to Zeus.
@Eothr
11 ай бұрын
Zeus is the embodiment of "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
@yingtyson4493
8 ай бұрын
And that's why Kratos was sick of all their shit
@chirayudesai793
6 ай бұрын
Bro is the epitome of absolutely 0 fucks given, no matter how horrific💀
@matiasjauhojarvi9551
5 ай бұрын
Where does the quote come from.
@Eothr
5 ай бұрын
@matiasjauhojarvi9551 Batman Beyond, when Terry as Batman confronts Blight, aka Derek Powers. The dialogue goes as such: "Who *are* you?!" "You killed my father." "... Do you have the *slightest* idea how little that narrows it down?"
@matiasjauhojarvi9551
5 ай бұрын
@@Eothr Thank you I knew that i had heard it from somewhere.
@therealopaartist
3 жыл бұрын
To be honest WHO and WHAT hasn't Zeus banged?
@NickCev
3 жыл бұрын
Himself?
@natsumie.williams3931
3 жыл бұрын
Thetis cause if he does her son would be stronger than his father and Zeus does not want that
@AAA-battery
3 жыл бұрын
A rock?
@TeriasModFaldom
3 жыл бұрын
He didn't bang his own mom? I think. ZEUS PUT THE MUSIC BOX DOWN
@reinhardt8780
3 жыл бұрын
@@NickCev I bet that he would do it if he could
@revstalker7334
3 жыл бұрын
Hades: "She's your daughter!" Hades, buddy, that makes you her uncle. Ya sure you wanna use that argument?
@atlasthechamp82
3 жыл бұрын
For the gods that is a pretty good argument
@wewillrockyou3272
2 жыл бұрын
Well gods don't have DNA so if going off of demigods only I beileve zeus is braking that since children of say Poisidon and athena can date with no problems then everything is fine with hades and persephone
@revstalker7334
2 жыл бұрын
@@wewillrockyou3272 Doesn't really matter if they have DNA or not purely due to the fact that Hades finds it a problem either way. If he's willing to pull that card on Zeus but not apply it to himself then that's just a huge hypocritical double standard on his side either way.
@iangonzalez4661
2 жыл бұрын
@@revstalker7334 no because the relationship is more distant in God terms uncle and niece is fine, father and daughter isn’t
@kittensareawesome2789
2 жыл бұрын
@@wewillrockyou3272 Nothing states Gods don’t have DNA other than PJO, which is far from a representation of the Myths.
@StriderStryker
2 жыл бұрын
Hades: _You need to stop doing this, brother. This is getting out of hand._ Zeus’ mind: *INCEST IS WINCEST*
@Vaggie-Fallen-Angel
5 ай бұрын
Zeus: “Sweet Home Alabama!”
@FirstLast-xz4ty
4 ай бұрын
NOOOOO💀 "Incest is wincest" I CAN'T💀
@jojogacha974
Жыл бұрын
“ZEUS you banged my wife” Ain’t that just Greek mythology in a nutshell?
@thenobledarkshinobi5457
4 ай бұрын
Sounds about right, zeus probably has hundreds or thousands of children, and even more he does not know about. Zeus is like some hook up never wearing protection, he has lots of children he does not even knows the existence of and women he does not know he impregnated. He runs out of Gods? No problem he can just make demi-gods with humans
@user-ip8vf2ky9p
4 ай бұрын
@@thenobledarkshinobi5457 Bruh he probably banged even more women and they just didn't get pregnant
@pugtie4695
17 күн бұрын
Zeus: do you have the slightest idea how little that knows it down?
@vanaheimstories7530
3 жыл бұрын
Can we agree that Hades needs a long vacation for putting up with Zeus’s crap for so long
@your_local_nobody1222
3 жыл бұрын
With his wife...and his dog... away from lightning crotch over here
@falsedeathgod6023
3 жыл бұрын
Yes far far away maybe another universe may help?
@JackBlack-qn7us
3 жыл бұрын
What he needs is to start a revolution. Praying to a God of the dead make's much more sense then praying to a god of clouds and thunder. Seriously, Posaidon is the god of storms, so what is zeus gonna do? Send some clouds and thunder? Pff, thx for paying for my electric bills chump.
@rheinbewachen1211
3 жыл бұрын
The gods need to put him in permanent horny jail.
@constantine9142
3 жыл бұрын
@@JackBlack-qn7us lol uh oh....🙈🙊 they pray to Zeus cause he created humans and if they dont worship him he smites their asses. ⚡☠️ So hide buddy! If you go by his actions and the statues of Zeus you see in the museums from Greece and italy, he's definitely got some little dick issues. 🤏👀 🤣!
@monkeyman5241
3 жыл бұрын
It’s honestly sad that Hades thought Zeus would care
@platinumfalcon798
3 жыл бұрын
He probably did it in the spur of anger
@fariesz6786
3 жыл бұрын
poor Hades is pretty much the only one of them who isn't downright mental
@joshuaspriggs9195
3 жыл бұрын
@@fariesz6786 and in most media he's portrayed as being the satan of Greek mythology.
@parklez3250
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuaspriggs9195 that would be Cronus. Or typhon. Or Zeus idk
@yp2427
2 жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest ,of the big three hades gonna be my favourite while zeus will be my most hated
@Rose-yx6jq
Жыл бұрын
Zeus every single time Hades specifies: *Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?*
@The_cute_phrog
6 ай бұрын
"She is your daughter" "And shes your neice"
@amber_1103
Ай бұрын
Hades: You married our sister and had Persephone with our other sister
@missyquill5709
2 жыл бұрын
Hades: She. Is. Your. Daughter. Zeus: You're going to have to be more specific
@biecie
Жыл бұрын
How many of his daughters?
@archiesonic9348
Жыл бұрын
@@biecie two of his daughters
@littleaqua32
Жыл бұрын
He hasn’t screwed Athena or Artemis yet.
@DragonSlayer030489
Жыл бұрын
He is upset that she is Zues’ daughter?! But isn’t she also Hades’ niece? Either the Greeks/Romans were ok with incest or not, which was it?
@FIRE-zt6vw
Жыл бұрын
@@littleaqua32if i remember he tried to go for athena but failed. First time he failed was with his daughter. The goddess of wisdom.
@macshadow1150
2 жыл бұрын
Ironically, Hades was the only main god loyal to his wife despite being showed everywhere as asshole and tyrant.
@user-ex9ti7ds3m
2 жыл бұрын
Except that it wasn't consentual
@lusharaafton1081
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ex9ti7ds3m There quite a few versions shes the one going down there to begin with to get away from her mother. Shes just stays down there
@skitariiranger4346
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ex9ti7ds3m That depends on the version of the myth
@jpmaybe01
2 жыл бұрын
@@skitariiranger4346 So why did you automatically assume that the worst one is real?? By the way, her going to him willingly was one of the oldest versions. So I believe it to be true.
@skitariiranger4346
2 жыл бұрын
@@jpmaybe01 that's what I meant, theres versions where she goes willingly with him, which predate the one about her being kidnapped
@kutloanodlamini4153
Жыл бұрын
Hades: You did it to her in the form of an animal and without her consent. Zeus:Do you have even the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down
@Salt_Master_Queue
Жыл бұрын
Hades is actually the most sensible god there is. If he's upset, you've done goofed!
@-removed
11 ай бұрын
Well hestia is not know for be a wrathful god, you know being the god of the harth, so if you anger her you definitely deserve it, hades still has his bad days.
@user-ip8vf2ky9p
4 ай бұрын
@@-removed Has anyone actually ever angered hestia?
@theearthisnotflat4398
3 жыл бұрын
Hades: "Zeus that is your daughter" Also Hades: *is Persephone's uncle*
@lorekeeper685
3 жыл бұрын
For greek gods, that is an far enough value. Fraudien slip and well
@_awkwardbean_6379
3 жыл бұрын
Oop-😗✌🏻 bye
@orionvictoria1
3 жыл бұрын
Her uncle on both sides, nonetheless!
@crwansaunt6441
3 жыл бұрын
But as Hades is kind of nice to his wife and only cheated on her 1 that I know of and then felt bad about it why shall disregard that he is Persephone's uncle
@Sircreepington9th
3 жыл бұрын
Also Zues: *married his sister*
@AAA-battery
3 жыл бұрын
I love the charecter devolpment of hades, from just letting zeus walk all over him to not taking shit from him anymore
@abithefallenhuman921
3 жыл бұрын
Only when his wife's involved
@pokimanefartcompilation
2 жыл бұрын
He still gets folded by Zeus unfortunately
@nicardosaunders9525
2 жыл бұрын
@@abithefallenhuman921 whenever his *neice* is involved
@treytucker9948
6 ай бұрын
@@pokimanefartcompilationunless you read mythology and come to find out, out of all the gods that are not primordials or titans, he's more afraid of Hades than any other.
@pokimanefartcompilation
6 ай бұрын
@@treytucker9948 Yeah Hades is definitely a threat, but I'm sure Zeus is still more powerful
@neojay7522
2 жыл бұрын
Me: Lord Hades, might I recommend informing Demeter of this? It would finally give you both something to agree on and perhaps you could bond.
@noahjahnsen7841
Жыл бұрын
Zeus is sitting there trying to think of anything in Greece he didn't f.
@adam-dn3hi
3 жыл бұрын
Thets why kronos tried to eat them all
@diot644
3 жыл бұрын
You shouldn’t have lost to zeus in record of ragnarok
@theodorsik
3 жыл бұрын
Who him self castrated his father and took his sister as a wife? 😂
@adam-dn3hi
3 жыл бұрын
@@theodorsik his dad deserved to die and what other woman ware ther?
@theodorsik
3 жыл бұрын
@@adam-dn3hi Uranos did not die. He went to Italy. Is fathering many demigods such a bad deed?
@adam-dn3hi
3 жыл бұрын
@@theodorsik no but being a dick to everyone exept his wife is a problom
@embr4247
2 жыл бұрын
The more i learn of zeus, the more i agree with Kratos.
@shivanshgarewal2833
2 жыл бұрын
Same, my man did the right thing
@Wolverine-hl2kw
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@benjaminlamothe2093
2 жыл бұрын
Kratos was right
@faisalkhan3308
2 жыл бұрын
Good Lord saved us
@The_Remster
2 жыл бұрын
What did Kratos do, I'm curious now
@Moon_lovesToh
6 ай бұрын
Zeus probably wouldn’t even remember who did it willingly HE JUST DOES IT 😂
@YSL8704
Жыл бұрын
Hades: "ZEUS YOU SLEPT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER!" Zeus: "well you slept with your niece."
@amber_1103
Ай бұрын
Hades: You slept with both of our sisters
@YSL8704
Ай бұрын
@@amber_1103 Zeus: "Oh, well, at least I didn't sleep with my daughter then... Wait a minute-"
@ssniegiecki
2 жыл бұрын
Hades: "You did it in the form of an animal and against her will" Zeus: "You have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
@Tony-hv8wz
2 жыл бұрын
Nice batman beyond reference. 👌🏼
@Mr.CpGamer
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
@Morganaplays
2 жыл бұрын
Poor hades got ntr ed LMAO
@Rose-yx6jq
Жыл бұрын
That was literally every single specification. Except being his daughter.
@frostbite9079
Жыл бұрын
@@Tony-hv8wz thank you for reminding everyone of the legendary show that once was, keep on legend
@dingledingus
2 жыл бұрын
"She is your DAUGHTER!" "And my wife is our sister, what's your point?"
@enderking_13
2 жыл бұрын
“And your wife is you neice, Hades”
@thesmilingknight4982
2 жыл бұрын
The gods of greece is just one big incest fest
@alariclewis9394
2 жыл бұрын
@@thesmilingknight4982 True
@artturisiikanen3843
2 жыл бұрын
@@thesmilingknight4982 well ya can blame gaia and chronos banging so much
@shadowrylander
2 жыл бұрын
@@thesmilingknight4982 You know what they say: Incest is wincest!
@MrGr4pe
Жыл бұрын
Right as i heard "ZEUS" i expected a "YOUR SON HAS RETURNED" and you know the rest
@FRY-GUY
Жыл бұрын
Ngl zues is exactly like Glen quagmire he he giggity
@xanderdoss5665
2 жыл бұрын
Hades: SHES YOUR DAUGHTER! Zeus: isnt she your niece? Hades: well damn ya caught me
@EarthboundEnthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
In Greek mythology, the gods shared no blood, which prevented god children from being disabled(besides demigods). The three brothers shared no actual blood.
@xanderdoss5665
2 жыл бұрын
@@EarthboundEnthusiast then why are they called Brothers if they share no bloof
@Oh_No_1
2 жыл бұрын
@@xanderdoss5665 Well, gods basically had no DNA, so that caused them to not be related to anyone even if a god/goddess had 3 kids (with the acception of demi gods)
@xanderdoss5665
2 жыл бұрын
@@Oh_No_1 so theyre basically air?
@EarthboundEnthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
@@xanderdoss5665 nobody knows.
@madhattergodess
3 жыл бұрын
Zeus sacred animal should have been a rabbit due how much procreates. Zeus is blackbook is not a book rather its a large collection of books that could have its own library devoted to it.
@azamanwar7432
3 жыл бұрын
and thousand other libraries like that
@kiwitokiwigaya4560
3 жыл бұрын
funny how in danmachi Zeus grandson is compared to a rabbit
@falsedeathgod6023
3 жыл бұрын
Im partially surprised that all of Zeus' children arent animals somehow like with Loki XD
@dazeyndrowsy
3 жыл бұрын
You haven’t read Poseidon’s blackbook Zeus is here with a library, Poseidon’s got full archives It’s just that his wife is cool with it
@azamanwar7432
3 жыл бұрын
@@dazeyndrowsy just say greek gods have cloud storage of pdf and get done with this
@thebatmanofneo-gotham5667
Жыл бұрын
Hades: Zeus, Persephone is your daughter! Zeus: Hades, our grandparents are literally mother and son. You think Persephone being my daughter means anything to me?
@kittygirlnya
Жыл бұрын
Zeus is just a horndog. And this video made me wheeze, thank you.
@athestya
3 жыл бұрын
We’re doing a sequel
@Wanderer24
2 жыл бұрын
@@redpanda2858 hey, I've seen you last week. Strange
@Wanderer24
2 жыл бұрын
@@redpanda2858 oh, I sea
@Wanderer24
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, that was low
@Wildstrike277
3 жыл бұрын
Hades: ZEUS!! YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE!!! Zeus: I did? Hades: You did it in a form of AN ANIMAL!! Zeus: ...Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
@fuzi5303
2 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was expecting to hear and was extremely disappointed
@Wildstrike277
2 жыл бұрын
@@fuzi5303 Reality is often disappointing.
@averyavery8616
2 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking too!
@archivist_isaac
3 жыл бұрын
Tune in next time for: Hades beating the absolute sh*t out of zeus in revenge, with zeus crying like a wuss!!
@3353080
3 жыл бұрын
Despise what modern views think, Zeus and Hades actually go very well along in mythology. Every time Hades is in a problem, Zeus always help him. Is Zeus and Poseidon who don't go along .
@GreaterGrievobeast55
3 жыл бұрын
@@3353080 didn’t hera, hades, and Poseidon team up one time to chain zeus up against alongside bunch of double upper bodied monstrosities? OH WAIT! Might have been apollo not hades hmmmmmmmm.
@mrjoe332
3 жыл бұрын
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 no. That did happen. But that's just harmless family bickering
@AngryHistorian87
3 жыл бұрын
With Hera watching while drinking ambrosia and eating popcorn.
@Shiobana753
3 жыл бұрын
@@GreaterGrievobeast55 It was Hera, Apollo, Poseidon and Athena. Everyone got punished except for Athena cuz she's his favorite.
@Marhathor
3 жыл бұрын
Disney Hades: "I will control the titans and become the ruler of the gods!!!" Disney Zeus: "I will do everything to stop you and support my son, who will defeat you!" Actual Hades/Zeus:
@mohammedyousef4005
3 жыл бұрын
Marvel loki:now with dad out of the way I can finally become the new ruler of asgard HAHAHAHAHA Marvel Thor:BROTHER stop this madness right now Actual loki:I'm bored let's prank your dad Actual thor:uncle can we please not do this
@syd997
2 жыл бұрын
Opposites attract?
@aniruddhnaik5277
2 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedyousef4005 gow loki:-we are gods we can do whatever we want
@mohammedyousef4005
2 жыл бұрын
@@aniruddhnaik5277 myth Thor: you're just a kid
@max_garcia
2 жыл бұрын
At this point hades might as well try to get back at Zeus and for him to stop
@dianalindeman1644
2 жыл бұрын
I just looked it up on Google. In serpent form, Zeus persued Persephone and impregnated her. She gave birth to the god Zagreus. It happened before she became the underworld queen. He also seduced her by assuming the likeness of her husband, Hades. This rant deserves a sequel!
@KaiserVarius
Жыл бұрын
Man I feel bad for Persephone. Even she wasn’t safe from Zeus. I just wish we could get a myth where there was something Zeus wasn’t willing to bang but that thing banged him in retribution. And then we’ll see how HE likes it.
@jordenfaloon6625
4 ай бұрын
nyx
@KaiserVarius
4 ай бұрын
@@jordenfaloon6625 Oh yeah. That’s the one being he was afraid of.
@jordenfaloon6625
4 ай бұрын
@@KaiserVarius yeah and athena i think
@KaiserVarius
4 ай бұрын
@@jordenfaloon6625 really now? Interesting.
@jordenfaloon6625
4 ай бұрын
@@KaiserVarius he would probably die without athenas smarts and he probably afraid of hera when shes angry
@solafro2171
2 жыл бұрын
And yet Hades is always made out to be the bad guy.
@drigondii
2 жыл бұрын
The Greeks didn’t really treat Hades like a bad guy.
@solafro2171
2 жыл бұрын
@@drigondii Im talkin about the mordern take that most media dose with hades makin him the bad guy.
@drigondii
2 жыл бұрын
@@solafro2171 yeah I figured, but it’s worth clarifying. That’s a new thing from a culture that fears death and worships the self. After all, death undermines self-worship since what kind of god is mortal? And since they reject both the afterlife and resurrection as fantasy, the representative of what comes after death (which is what hades really is, not death itself) must be bad because it means they have to die, which means they’re not immortal, which means they aren’t gods, so their worship of self is foolhardy. They can’t cope with that, so hades = bad.
@user-ex9ti7ds3m
2 жыл бұрын
Well their relationship wasn't consentual so...
@drigondii
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ex9ti7ds3m it was in the original mythology
@angelomordini6779
3 жыл бұрын
See, who’s really the villain in greek mythology?
@biggsdarklighter0473
3 жыл бұрын
The Readers who uses the justification "the gods did it first."
@theparrot6516
3 жыл бұрын
There is none. Greek mythology isn't a story book it doesn't- UGH
@ablockofcheese3562
3 жыл бұрын
Idk all of them, but Zeus is sure as hell one of them
@Wanderer24
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is why I'm glad Greek mythology isnt true. Because if it was, the world wouldn't be a very great place, and the afterlife wouldn't be much to look forward to either
@Dendoi_
2 жыл бұрын
@@Wanderer24 Yeah let's just ignore all the wars that keep happening, all the war crimes involving rape and murder and young men dying for shitty politicians
@theapexassassin519
4 ай бұрын
To be honest, every living thing with legs bangs, and yet the gods of Olympus tend to bang each other, and almost everyone
@-Aboomdale-
5 ай бұрын
"If there's a hole, there's a goal"
@who-ny5oe
17 күн бұрын
- Master Oogway.
@-Aboomdale-
17 күн бұрын
@@who-ny5oe no.
@njostories5035
3 жыл бұрын
We all can agree that Zeus doesn't care if whether they are blood related as long as the woman he sees is beautiful he couldn't care less👁️👄👁️
@myasmith1820
3 жыл бұрын
Zeus also slept with men as well 😌
@b28padrigamikhailfrancis14
3 жыл бұрын
Zeus has aids
@bigfellowjamarcus6271
3 жыл бұрын
**Ganymede sitting quietly in the corner with a cup of wine in his hand* *
@killerdragonark1128
3 жыл бұрын
Also, he practiced beastiality. Their is nothing Zeus hasn’t banged.
@Wanderer24
2 жыл бұрын
@@killerdragonark1128 from the family cow to the window fern, he's done screwed them all
@Fatalbeast22
2 жыл бұрын
From my understanding of Greek mythology, the children of Kronos were all relatively similar in terms of power with all the shit he does, why did posiedon and hades never kick their brothers ass
@eternallucifer7709
2 жыл бұрын
aside from his power, Zeus also has Metis wisdom, so even if they are equal in strength Zeus surpasses them in terms of tactic
@Fatalbeast22
2 жыл бұрын
@@eternallucifer7709 hades always seemed like the smartest of the 3 Brothers to me
@meridaskywalker7816
2 жыл бұрын
@Katherine Thanks to Thetys....🙄
@thecollector4332
2 жыл бұрын
Mainly because they all seem to respect Zeus’ authority as their leader and king. He did free them and gave them shit to rule after all. Poseidon tried to usurp Zeus one time (alongside others) and it didn’t work. Depending on the version and translation, zeus does seem to be the most powerful God.
@SchneeflockeMonsoon
2 жыл бұрын
Poseidon’s always busy in young boys and other gods’ temples with their preistesses, so he’s probably just trying to avoid this whole thing.
@vijo424
Жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this is EXACTLY how Zeus would react in this situation 😅😅😅
@zakakhan1572
Жыл бұрын
Oh come on already..... And here i was thinking " well .. atleast Persephone is safe from Zeus"
@draconicdemigod9696
3 жыл бұрын
Me: Okay so why are we just now plotting to kill Zeus? Hades & Demeter: HE RAPED PERSEPHONE! Hera: He keeps cheating on me. Artemis: He turned into me to sleep with one of my friends. Also he turned a bunch of my friends into constellations so they can be chased by a rapist. Ares & Hephaestus: He straights up hates us. Me: Oh no, I mean why are we JUST now doing this? I had the plans for years. Okay so first we're going to need Prometheus. Edit: Prometheus is only act one of the plan. I'm gonna need him for his mind. Next I'll ask Hecate for an elixir to make even a god vomit and her most powerful poison. I'll have Hera pour the elixir into Zeus's drink hoping he would vomit up Metis. Have Hecate revert Metis to her normal form and ask her for help. Then me, Prometheus, Hephaestus, and Metis will go to mount Etna and release Typhon. The Titans will try to convince Typhon to help us. If everything works then operation "Eagle Hunt" shall commence. First I would need Hades to get Zeus and Poseidon down into the underworld. They would be out of their domains and inside Hades' giving him and the other gods of the death an advantage. Next I'll start a drinking bet with Athena and Dionysus. Knowing Athena can't help, but being better then anyone and Dionysus always down to drink they will most likely accept. I would poison their drinks and they would die. While that is happening Demeter, Ares, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Artemis, and Hera will take out any other gods in Olympus that would side with Zeus. Then we will meet up at Atlantis with the Titans squashing their forces taking over both Kingdoms. Typhon can have the sea while the remaining Olympians can secure Olympus. I would ask Artemis for some spare arrows and a bow. Coat the arrow tips with some more poison and go help out Hades along with Metis and Prometheus. Hades might need help since he's fighting two of the big three. I would aim for Zeus and Prometheus and Metis will help Hades with Poseidon. Poseidon will surely die and Zeus would've retreat, despite being poisoned, however he would moat likely kill me before making it out. He would retreat to Olympus where the other gods will be waiting. Now weakened and no allies he will definitely die with over half of Olympus on him. With Prometheus and Metis freed they can council the gods at being better people, Typhon will remain king of the sea now that a lot of his family have been avenged, anyone who was cursed by the fallen gods would've been reverted back to normal, and I would still be dead 😔. That is opperation "Eagle Hunt". Any questions?
@TheSilentsama
3 жыл бұрын
Cancel your plan just call kratos and make sure you get out his way
@muzankibutsuji622
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSilentsama Just in case I’d call Hypnos so we can have Primordial Mommy’s boy on our side and just in case the Primordial Mommy
@alexthegreat8001
3 жыл бұрын
@@muzankibutsuji622 Ten bucks says we can get Cerberus to convince Typhon not to take over the world.
@muzankibutsuji622
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexthegreat8001 I have a feeling your going to keep your 10 bucks because you might be right
@diooverheaven6561
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSilentsama ok but mythological cratos was son of pallas and styx and is personification of strenght. His siblings are Nike, Bia and Zelus. And i am pretty sure he is protector of Zeus
@hunterkiller1440
2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?” - Zeus
@adamsalt9423
2 жыл бұрын
Also Trump
@communist_microwave2665
2 жыл бұрын
@@adamsalt9423 if you are into that sort of thing I guess....
@adamsalt9423
2 жыл бұрын
@@communist_microwave2665 no, I meant how he said that he'd date his daughter if she wasn't his daughter
@ikeepscreamingbutgodwontan3132
2 жыл бұрын
@@adamsalt9423 wait he actually said that??
@adamsalt9423
2 жыл бұрын
@@ikeepscreamingbutgodwontan3132 yep, he's weird
@OmegaIsHere-yw5vq
4 ай бұрын
Demeter: You did WHAT TO MY DAUGHTER!!!
@brianedner8125
Жыл бұрын
Hades: "She is your daughter!" Me: "She is your niece; do you have any room to judge on that?"
@midnight_rose2337
3 жыл бұрын
Hades: She. Is. Your. Daughter! Zeus: She is? Wait-who’s your wife again?
@Illegiblescream
11 ай бұрын
Zeus definitely deserves a funny little blue robot to start chucking currency at him.
@JonathanHernandez-fb1oi
11 ай бұрын
Hades: She is your daughter Zeus: do you have the slighest idea how little that narrows it down
@Alisibeth_Talia212
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Hades was ANGRY over this and wanted to kill Zeus over it is always gonna be funny to me. He loves Kore immensely, and that really showed when he confronted Zeus about it.
@luckymuddypaw
2 жыл бұрын
He really is loyal. He only had like a few lovers and he was loyal to all of them
@Alisibeth_Talia212
2 жыл бұрын
@@luckymuddypaw He really was, especially mama Perse. Being Pagan and seeing them together makes me happy. 💜
@pedrobrgames1314
2 жыл бұрын
Aha! a person of culture i see
@Alisibeth_Talia212
2 жыл бұрын
@@pedrobrgames1314 Thank you! And yet when I say Perse is sick of hearing the kidnapping story, I'M in the wrong.
@matthieurochette
2 жыл бұрын
Hades telling Zeus "she's your daughter" without realising that makes him her uncle. He's married to his niece. 😂
@lusharaafton1081
2 жыл бұрын
Incest was regular in royal families, and royal families made the gods a royal family so when they had their claim to the throne, it was "I'm a son of Zeus" and Zeus is married to his sister. Tried to get with his aunt, and raped his other sister.
@jarlnils435
2 жыл бұрын
I don't see your point. Poseidon fucked his grandmother Gaia.
@lusharaafton1081
2 жыл бұрын
@@jarlnils435 yeah thats how cyclops came to be. Also-i thought she was sleepin-
@jarlnils435
2 жыл бұрын
@@lusharaafton1081 that makes it not better
@lusharaafton1081
2 жыл бұрын
@@jarlnils435 Exactly. The Greek gods were infamous for incwst and rspe.
@zannthemann7527
11 ай бұрын
Zeus is the embodiment of "You have any idea how little it narrows it down?"
@durramonchi._.3716
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how large Zeus's little black book is
@katnguyen9746
3 жыл бұрын
The only woman Zeus slept with twice was Kratos's mom
@jennifermckinley9285
3 жыл бұрын
The size of the king James bible I'm guuessing
@jennifermckinley9285
3 жыл бұрын
@@katnguyen9746 nope....selen
@madhattergodess
3 жыл бұрын
Its to big for one book. Rather there are countless of volumes
@autumnrose9655
3 жыл бұрын
It’s an entire college library
@thenobledarkshinobi5457
4 ай бұрын
"She is your daughter" Zeus: "alright, which one? I have hundreds if not thousands"
@omega-xk4gj
11 ай бұрын
This is just a big Batman Beyond Meme: "DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?"
@ryuuronin9852
2 жыл бұрын
You know, suddenly all those Hollywood movies with Hades as Zeus' sworn enemy make a bit more sense. A bit.
@beastwarsFTW
4 ай бұрын
Only problem is they make Zeus a paragon and Hades evil when it's closer to the other way around.
@johnmartin4119
3 жыл бұрын
Zeus: wait a minute the myth says I banged Persephone and she gave birth to Zagreus, but then I also hear Zagreus is the son of You. What’s up with that? Hades: Gods Dammit I think it’s those mortals who thought we were the same guy
@Silver_Sonic_23
3 жыл бұрын
Zeus: So I didn't bang your wife then? Hades: Maybe. Zeus: So why are you still here?
@boringnamegod8103
3 жыл бұрын
Some myths say it was Zeus in the form of Hades.
@mohammedyousef4005
3 жыл бұрын
@@boringnamegod8103 nope that's melinoe's story not zagreus
@jonquilgemstone
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think it could've gotten jumbled with a myth where Zeus carries Dionysus to term and then leaves him in Persephone's care.
@mohammedyousef4005
3 жыл бұрын
@@jonquilgemstone well persephone is Dionysus's foster mother in certain versions
@ukkisragee9983
7 ай бұрын
Zeus is the type of mf who sees a old grandma and goes "don't mind if I do ;)"
@federicobarreri7639
27 күн бұрын
All of Greek Mythology could be summerized with: 💀
@ilikebeanies3499
3 жыл бұрын
What's unrealistic is how Hades would think Zeus would care. Being his brother, he probably wouldn't even bother talking and just beat the shit out of him because he knows Zeus doesn't care what he says. XD
@thanos_karagiannhs5320
3 жыл бұрын
To be honest Hades is really misunderstood. I mean: •He is the only one of the three brothers who has never raped a woman without her consent. •He is the only one willing to rule over the underworld because it is his duty even though seeing as he is the older one he should be Olympus' ruler. •He asks for the permission of Persephone's father (zeus) in order to marry her. •he allows persephone to be with her mother for as long as she gets to be with him and only uses the fruit to keep her with him out of insecurity (i mean can you blame him? he never has gotten anything to go his way appart from Persephone being with him and couldn't risk loosing her). •And out of all the relationships in the whole of Greek mythology his is the only one that is actually fanctional. Conclusion: Hades is being trashed on by other gods for being an introvert and a loner. (P.S. there is also historical evidence that the word Cerberus/Κέρβερος means spotted. The guy went as far as to name his dog "Spot"... And people still see him as satan🤦🤦)
@h.l.i.ovideoarchive7345
3 жыл бұрын
As i commented on another video. I'd trust Hades alot more then some others gods like Zues.
@mohammedyousef4005
3 жыл бұрын
Now before anybody starts a flame war in the reply section adonis is persephone's adopted son no more no less the whole persephone cheated thing was something that Ovid made up as for minthe while yes there are versions of the myth were Hades dose bang minthe persephone is always aware and fine with it until she claims to be better than her and leuce is a Roman myth she's Virgil's fanfiction heck even if you were to treat like she's "cannon" it still wouldn't matter because leuce specifically happens before persephone so ya conclusion hades and persephone are actually a functional couple stop trying to ruin it
@backpug1228
3 жыл бұрын
So Hades only raped women WITV their consent...got it 😂😂🤣
@mohammedyousef4005
3 жыл бұрын
@@backpug1228 he didn't rape her that's a miss translation
@deathrayman8074
2 жыл бұрын
I dunno about them being the only functional relationship in all of Greek Mythology or even all the gods. I believe that Eros and Psyche also have a pretty good relationship with each other, though I've only really heard the story of them from OSP and not anywhere else, so that might be wrong.
@katnguyen9746
6 ай бұрын
Hades: She is your daughter! Zeus: Still not narrowing things down
@projecteverex11
7 ай бұрын
Hades: She's your daughter. Zeus: (Stares with visible confusion.) " OK? "
@lisaa4446
3 жыл бұрын
Next up : How to kill a God Hades takes notes from how the media sees him
@alexthegreat8001
3 жыл бұрын
Here's an idea, get Cerberus to convince his dad Typhon to kill Zeus instead of taking over the world.
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
Жыл бұрын
@@alexthegreat8001 i mean Typhon purpose is to kill Zeus(at least that's what Gaia told him)..and he failed but hey at least Typhon is knowns to be Zeus most powerful enemy
@michaelkeaton5394
2 жыл бұрын
"you did it in the form of an animal" Zeus: do you have the slightest idea how little that narrow it down??
@MegaManDBZX
4 ай бұрын
Zeus: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
@duoandaone3223
2 жыл бұрын
I'm thankful to people like you for spreading the truth about Zeus. I was honestly getting annoyed for how the majority of the media portray him
@Rallego
2 жыл бұрын
How the majority of people potray a fictional character? It literally doesent matter what people think about zeus or not
@RoyalLegend1000
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rallego its dose for People Frome Romania it's there History
@Femmeaesthetic
2 жыл бұрын
It’s part of history
@mint_cantsurvivethis300
2 жыл бұрын
Its Mostly because of disney, THEY MADE HADES THE VILLAIN! NO, IM STILL NOT OVER IT AND I DONT THINK I EVER WILL
@meridaskywalker7816
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rallego He's depicted as a good, responsible guy in the media, while in mythology he was basically a moody asshole.
@jimstoesz3878
2 жыл бұрын
*"SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!"* "Yeah, and? Her mom's my sister. Did you really think that would stop me?"
@enderlord6410
Жыл бұрын
Hades: that's your daughter! Me: you are her uncle
@DavidShgo
4 ай бұрын
Zeus is a true menace to society. If you ever hear "Candy Shop" playing - run away immediately.
@Ryanfern99
3 жыл бұрын
Hades: Zeus, SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER! Zeus: I missed the part where that's my problem.
@trishaykaul9511
3 жыл бұрын
I am gonna put some lightning in your eye.
@tamarrartis2918
3 жыл бұрын
Zeus. The first Quagmire.
@VaniaEllery
2 жыл бұрын
shes his daughter, hades' niece and demeter is their siblings, what a happy family
@pixlv6384
6 ай бұрын
"Alroght then. Have fun with Demeter though, she came here right behind me"
@mr.maxilos4006
3 жыл бұрын
I love your sketches dude, OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ZEUS!!!!!
@TheMythologyGuy1
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@Lord_Azazel_Official
2 жыл бұрын
Now I see why Poseidon chose the Sea. Man stays away from their Bullshit 😂
@victorautor2942
2 жыл бұрын
But He also raped Medusa. And im no expert, but there was probably much more
@thomash8408
2 жыл бұрын
@@victorautor2942 he also rapes Caenus. Poseidon has a lot of stories about raping people. At this point, killing all the gods except a few doesn’t sound so bad.
@Tamaki742
2 жыл бұрын
@@thomash8408 He also raped Demeter. She ran away from him as a horse, so he turned into a horse too.
@thomash8408
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tamaki742 wtf. What is wrong with this guy.
@baumber1919
2 жыл бұрын
@@thomash8408 they make Kratos look like a damn angel compared to them
@miguelperez9906
11 ай бұрын
He is like a human sized guinea pig, just crawling all over everything and trying to stick it in
@krraika1847
Жыл бұрын
Hades: She's your DAUGHTER! Zeus: And she's your niece and you're married to her. Hades: Oh, so you know whom I'm talking about? You sick motherfu- Zeus: Hey, I haven't done that... Not yet, anyway.
@GarethOfByzantium
11 ай бұрын
Depends on the story.
@mansubahmed4113
7 ай бұрын
Yep depends on the story, Zeus is a motherfucker Sometimes
@I_have_goals
5 ай бұрын
He has
@piffny6666
3 жыл бұрын
Zeus’s reaction: oh! Small world. XD
@reaalice6648
2 жыл бұрын
I'm new to the world of Greek mythology, and I am ✨living✨ for the tea in this family
@Cinesta76
2 жыл бұрын
THE GREEK GODS. The ORIGINAL DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY.
@Hinatazuki
Жыл бұрын
Idk if you’re still new to the Greek mythology but buckle up, buckaroo.
@charleighhutton1373
11 ай бұрын
Oh it’s about to get real shitty. Your only a year into this world trust me u probably haven’t seen the worst of it
@WillTBear1
8 ай бұрын
Zeus: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?
@ChNiNe09
5 ай бұрын
Zeus has to be like the top of Netflix and chill. Dude will bang anything and everything without caring so much about anything.
@where_r_you6890
3 жыл бұрын
Zeus: “ I did?” Hades: “You did it in a form of an animal” Zeus: “do you even have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”
@ubisoftsometimes3405
2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s ridiculous how much media portrays Zeus as the opposite of this like the only game I can think of that portrays Zeus correctly is Immortal Fenyx rising
@iriskedlol9077
8 ай бұрын
Zeus: "Do you realize how little that narrow it down?"
@plaguedoctor917
11 ай бұрын
Suddenly, Kratos was released from the pits of tartarus.
@ranamaz
2 жыл бұрын
the family tree of the gods and goddesses is literally a circle 😭😭
@engineerfromtf2585
2 жыл бұрын
“If it has a hole, I will use my pole” - Zeus
@bryceevans264
Жыл бұрын
"I did? how about that" roflmao
@ztsquid3000
4 ай бұрын
That's Zeus for you.
@doublehelix2167
2 жыл бұрын
Mortals: omg that's disgusting, why would you do that. Immortals: sex is sex.
@beardthebartender7644
2 жыл бұрын
“Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down” in extended form
@Deimos4500
7 ай бұрын
Hades: She is your daughter! Zeus: And? We all are the olympians
@sinvaas
10 ай бұрын
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
@ericthered2963
2 жыл бұрын
How I imagine this went down: Persephone: "Hey Cerberus, how is my favorite little puppy?" Zeus, as Cerberus: "Hey Perse, you ever saw the interspecies Art on rule 34? Persephone: O_O Zeus: "Yeah, we are going to roleplay that today"
@drippylad3973
2 жыл бұрын
But THAT implies consent
@BugaferJones
2 жыл бұрын
NAW
@Enchie
2 жыл бұрын
@@drippylad3973 Not really. It's just a one liner before the raping begins. She now cries when ever she sees Cerberus.
@kindatim
2 жыл бұрын
@@drippylad3973 I'm pretty sure, he'd still be able to force her in the form of a dog. If I'm not mistaken, not the smallest dog either.
@Belthazor24
3 жыл бұрын
"She is your daughter!" "And her mother is my sister. And my wife is my sister. And you, my brother, married my daughter-niece."
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