There was a contractor used to come into my old works a bit like this guy, always said the same shite jokes! His favourite was if you greeted him with a simple, "Hi, how are you! he'd say, "I'm good thanks, any better and I couldn't stand it"... every single time without fail!
@colpope9361
4 жыл бұрын
£2.23 for a pack of 20 and a newspaper?? Those were the days!
@tasosdiaforetico7377
8 ай бұрын
Yes
@julesviolin
7 ай бұрын
Yeah but wages were only 50p/hr😅
@soeffingwhat
Ай бұрын
That's only cos it seems cheap now, back then it was "pricey"
@lp7399
3 күн бұрын
@soeffingwhat I could easy afford to smoke back in the late 90s It's impossible now at £17 a packet x that by 7 £130 a week Vs £25 back then
@bluegtturbo
24 күн бұрын
I can say I used to work with a guy just like that. He'd sweep into the office every morning with a 'Good morning campers!!' and all the heads would go down..
@furtherafield1292
4 жыл бұрын
Inspiration for Colin Hunt, Fast Show
@SuckMeDidjeridoo
8 ай бұрын
Morning Tiddly Orning!
@KillingSpree193
8 ай бұрын
The Real life Flanders lol.
@IsaacWale2004
4 ай бұрын
Yeah, but people like Flanders...
@WisdomQuotesLife-sw3xk
5 ай бұрын
I really have met a few people exactly like this : ))
@jd5726
3 жыл бұрын
I can tell this guy is pretty popular
@charliebrown1751
5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@Bart-Did-it
4 жыл бұрын
Falling down water
@anyamcclure3207
4 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of my old neighbour
@thenodfather
4 жыл бұрын
Cigarettes AND the paper for £2:23. Wow.
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
Back in the 90's
@Dannycwhite
7 жыл бұрын
I literally worked with someone who is the spitting image of this guy
@IsaacWale2004
3 жыл бұрын
No wonder he's so popular...
@I_am_BiG_Al
3 жыл бұрын
£2.23 for 20 fans and a paper
@wildrosesfortheexit
9 ай бұрын
This one’s a gooden 😂
@1970dashj
4 жыл бұрын
everybody knows a tool like this one surely
@ProjectFlashlight612
4 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that a paper and 20 smokes cost about six bucks back then
@GEricG
4 жыл бұрын
Was his neighbour 'Bullet' Baxter from Grange Hill?
@tombstoneharrystudios584
4 жыл бұрын
Looks like it!
@welshgirllouise5914
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MyJoker25
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Bean if you talked
@ekspatriat
Ай бұрын
Was that bus driver Ricky Gervais????
@mikemiller8975
7 жыл бұрын
funny shite! can't stop laffn my fav series
@thisisbob1001
4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha ha
@GEricG
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me a bit of David Brent.
@davidjatt3251
4 жыл бұрын
Scintillating observation. never would have thought of that one, thanks Eric.
@mkbuddy
5 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious I work in retail and really do get customers like that
@gungagalunga9040
4 жыл бұрын
He's harmless. We need more characters.
@Madfattdeeb
4 жыл бұрын
LOL! I remember having customers like this too.
@Madfattdeeb
4 жыл бұрын
@NumptyMagnet That makes two of us.
@laurencetitusoates6328
4 жыл бұрын
Well I won't be patronising your establishment again !!!!!
@motleymenace
4 жыл бұрын
Those customers always mean well though
@russellford5597
4 жыл бұрын
When you think of what we have to settle for in TV comedy these days. Norman and Gareth are criminally underrated in the history of TV comedy. This sketch is a work of genius.
@Funkstar124
4 жыл бұрын
Russell Ford Too bloody right. Actually, I can see some material in their clips on KZitem that has been "recycled" by other so called comedians recently. They were brilliant weren't they? Latest thing they did was Benidorm. There is a video of them singing Smoky's "Alice" in the post filming party in Benidorm with the cast and they changed the words to, Chalice? Chalice? Who the f***k is Chalice?" as in Joh Chalice (Boycie) who is was also co-starring. It is on KZitem somewhere too.
@MrJ-ro1yr
4 жыл бұрын
@@Funkstar124 gavin and Stacy stole alot from hail and pace sketches, Cordan the fat unfunny prick made his name off stolen content.
@BrianFeral1
4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't seem to even be ANY sketch shows at all these days and decent sitcoms are very rare.
@geoffpoole483
4 жыл бұрын
Didn't watch much of Hale and Pace when these sketches were first broadcast, but I'm pleasantly surprised to find their sketches have withstood the test of time.
@georgejacob3162
4 жыл бұрын
I didn't take much notice of them when I was a kid but stone me they're funny!
@ashleyporter9547
4 жыл бұрын
"Oh look. 3 aces. That'll be difficult to beat"
@pumpkinhill4570
3 жыл бұрын
He's so sarcastic though I would have thought it just as likely the guy had nothing and he was trying to help him out.
@criticalbill2090
7 жыл бұрын
We all know somebody like this...and if you don't, chances are it`s YOU
@deanthomas5977
4 жыл бұрын
There's genuinely people like this and they don't even know it
@GoogleGoogle-fd6do
4 жыл бұрын
I work in Security, one of my team mates is a fat guy called gary, exactly the same as this guy, wont shutup for one minute, talks absoloute shit and bores everyone, we all try to hide when hes in the room
@davemustaki134
4 жыл бұрын
When I was growing up people like this got laughed at and they kept quiet now it's normal to act like a wanker
@deanthomas5977
4 жыл бұрын
@@davemustaki134 are you saying they suck or no?
@desperatemohammedantheworl5833
4 жыл бұрын
I don't. Oh fuck...
@Shuggy1973
13 жыл бұрын
The bit that he spooks the stranger by going woof-woof cracks me up.
@m.r.3694
4 жыл бұрын
I’m sure we all know a person like that..so hilarious and true at the same time
@Skipper-j2z
17 күн бұрын
Might try that today when they are on phone instead of calling them zombie walkers.
@TimZZR2
4 жыл бұрын
You get people like that, i was a window cleaner for 15yrs always used to get "you've missed a bit haha" every bloody day, every person who said it thought they were unique. Only if they knew. Idiots! 😂 If you have a window cleaner don't tell them they missed a bit.
@johnsmith-wx5fb
4 жыл бұрын
I tell im to piss off
@johnsmith-wx5fb
4 жыл бұрын
If i had a window cleaner id tell him to piss off.
@tomservo5007
4 жыл бұрын
tim lightbrown, you seemed to have missed a bit in the corner
@vladdracul5072
4 жыл бұрын
What's a window and why does it need to be cleaned?
@desperatemohammedantheworl5833
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Tim. Have made mental note to tell the window cleaner he's missed a bit next time he comes round.
@GK1976A
9 ай бұрын
There’s at least one of these types where I work. Strangely though, some people find them amusing.
@alanaspinall7147
7 жыл бұрын
i always felt kind of sorry for him, after all in his own twisted way he's a positive person,yet he gose about it completely the wrong way lol
@oddforestcritter
4 жыл бұрын
No, he's just a wanker
@alanaspinall7147
4 жыл бұрын
@@oddforestcritter a wanker would imply intent to be an arse, he trying to be nice, he just fucks up on an epic scale
@vladdracul5072
4 жыл бұрын
@@alanaspinall7147 Obviously even his mother has given up on him.
@alanaspinall7147
4 жыл бұрын
@@vladdracul5072 a mother that gives up is no mother at all, no matter how anoying he is, he's not a bad person, at at lest should account for something
@vladdracul5072
4 жыл бұрын
@@alanaspinall7147 I didn't say he's a bad person, he's just thinking everyone else thinks as he does, and his mother, writing wanker on the cake, has given up to teach him otherwise. He's a positive person and that's the problem: being TOO positive makes one invariably lose some or all sense of reality.
@Madfattdeeb
4 жыл бұрын
When I was younger and worked in a market, there really were customers like this. I didn't mind though, they actually made my day better :)
@foo4572
4 жыл бұрын
Actually as I’m getting older I’m starting to get like this at times and you only just realise when you stop and think 🤔.... 🧐
@CrystalGreymon
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should just stop?
@granitesevan6243
Жыл бұрын
These guys made Sunday evening before school way less shit back in the day
@dan_morgan
4 жыл бұрын
"I really think seeing me sets up old Bob up for the day" 😂😂
@FirebrandVOCALS
4 жыл бұрын
The days when comedy was actually funny 😂
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... and when people didn't call everything racist...
@hermanthetosser4219
2 жыл бұрын
@@IsaacWale2004 I hear you're a racist now father, how did ye get inta that sort a ting
@Alkatrask
Жыл бұрын
Back when we could have Saville and Rolf Harris and them on tv.
@fookorf
9 ай бұрын
@@IsaacWale2004 snowflake. Try not being racist you pube headed seat sniffer. Your comedy is wank.
@fookorf
9 ай бұрын
there's plenty of good stuff if you look for it. Pleb.
@robchissy
9 жыл бұрын
2.23 for a pack of smokes, and the paper, i remember i that cheap and even cheaper
@stephendines1936
4 жыл бұрын
That would be over a tenner in January 2020.
@stephendines1936
4 жыл бұрын
That would be over £11 now in January 2020
@fasthracing
4 жыл бұрын
I remember 10 Players No.6 being 14p. I ain't that old either
@OdinzEinherjar
4 жыл бұрын
@@fasthracing F off, 10 Regal were 80p when i was 12, im 41, you must be about 60?
@drawincode1800
4 жыл бұрын
Wanker section
@BionicRasta
4 жыл бұрын
Thesedays this type of person would be classed as aspergers, being socially awkward, of a nervous unnatural disposition & lacks general awareness of how he relates to others. In classic observational comedy its the local loon that sits next to you on the bus.
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
"Be good. And if you can't be good, be careful"
@HeyDoNotSubscribe
5 ай бұрын
A say this at the end of phone calls
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
"Fair to middlings the way I'm diddling as I always say"
@PhflyDan1
3 жыл бұрын
Flanders
@craigjeffs6733
3 жыл бұрын
I’m actually jealous he gets to commute to work every day and pick up a paper and some darts. Things we took for granted.
@rayblack2004
12 жыл бұрын
@oddity3927 and a white guy running a newsagents
@freesaxon6835
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah amazing, now being squeezed out of every job in the country ....
@BatteryExhausted
4 жыл бұрын
Free Saxon THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!! You can go and pick fruit, dummy.
@mr.x9566
4 жыл бұрын
@@BatteryExhausted Gave you a thumbs up, hahaha. There are jobs here (in the U.K) that people wish not to do and some of those same people moan that foreigners/aliens/immigrants are taking 'their' jobs. Ive never heard anybody who is highly skilled within their field say "they're stealing our jobs". People don't realise that net migration and immigration generally balances out and has done for however many years.
@freesaxon6835
4 жыл бұрын
@@BatteryExhausted that comment fell flat with me
@freesaxon6835
4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.x9566 ye gods even the Uber liberal BBC, and Biden have slagged off ' buy in' job immigration, it lowers wages, and robs the country they have left of a work force, as any Romanian farmer
@HalePaceTV
12 жыл бұрын
@aaronstately I wouldn't be surprised. I'm sure Little Britain got a few ideas from Hale & Pace too(especially the police line-up sketch)
@patriciaamaro7337
3 жыл бұрын
I love/hate. Mr. Popular😆
@franzherflek4116
9 ай бұрын
It's sad when you think there's actually poor sods out there like that ,we all know one..... Maybe it's me !
@barrygibbens1900
4 жыл бұрын
Oh look 3 aces that'll be difficult to beat
@ferolcat2009
5 жыл бұрын
£2.23 for twenty cigs and a paper, wow, this is old..
@pauljordan4452
4 жыл бұрын
About 1993.
@qwadratix
4 жыл бұрын
Last time I bought 20 Embassy would have been about half-a crown a pack. (Haven't smoked for a while)
@KeithLard-fire
4 жыл бұрын
When I started smoking (stopped Jan 06) in 1999 it was around £3.40 - £3.90 for 20 and about £5.20 - £5.70 in 2006 iirc
@planetrockford
4 жыл бұрын
1991 based on the newspaper headlines, first Iraq war kicked off early 1991
@TallSilentGuy
6 жыл бұрын
Like an early Colin Hunt prototype.
@johnking-wm1oz
4 жыл бұрын
You know him too ha
@stevesalt9005
4 жыл бұрын
Hale and Pace the masters of using profanity. Minimal and perfectly executed.
@johnsmith-wx5fb
4 жыл бұрын
Fkn great
@xx8ballxx
14 жыл бұрын
im a bit of a lad... that bit always gets me lol
@brandonp1038
4 жыл бұрын
The thing that makes it funnier is the fact he laughs after each sentence.
@specialized29er86
9 ай бұрын
He'd be a fun catch for some lucky lady.
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
"Morning Bob me old mucka!"
@CrashOrganism
3 ай бұрын
LMAO @ "Morning Bob me old mucka!" Translate to English Even google does not understand English Thats just made me laugh hard...
@simposayerman
3 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday W**ker 😂😂😂👍🏻epic sketch
@MrGlobbits
4 жыл бұрын
£2.23 for 20 JPS and a paper? Farkin' 'ell...papers alone are approaching that much nowadays!
@etherealdreams7936
4 жыл бұрын
And for any newcomers wanting to understand English culture start here and take notes !! :-)
@neildempster2827
3 жыл бұрын
That cake at the end. 😂
@michaelfoulkes9246
11 ай бұрын
£2.23 for cigarettes and a paper how things change
@simonbellmusic
4 жыл бұрын
£2.23 for 20 JPS and a newspaper. Those were the days.
@rachel.mcgowan
4 жыл бұрын
Colin Hunt with a side of Only Me. But this was before either.
@MrGoneTroppo
4 жыл бұрын
Wonder what Hale and Pace have been doing for the last 25 years?
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
This only came out 25 years ago...
@MrGoneTroppo
4 жыл бұрын
@@IsaacWale2004 Edited!
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
@@MrGoneTroppo okay
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
They've both appeared on stage shows and in films... that's about it...
@derrickdomino8210
5 жыл бұрын
"Up at the crack of a sparrows fart eh milky?" "And if you can't be good be careful" Gold! Modern British comedy can't come close to this..
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
"Morning Bob me old mucka" "Fair to middlins the way I'm diddling as I always say"
@IsaacWale2004
2 жыл бұрын
"I really think seeing me set ol' Bob up for the day"
@peterdarnell7627
4 жыл бұрын
my grand kids would say thats me
@georgeowain
7 жыл бұрын
1:55 that today can land you in a lot of trouble with the law.
@liamdallimore807
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Richard Ayoade in The IT Crowd 😂
@mark4lev
11 ай бұрын
Autistic that’s why
@Gary-pe4ce
3 жыл бұрын
"Falling down water"
@IsaacWale2004
3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@betrousaltaweel
4 жыл бұрын
Can tell this is old. Man got a pack of 20 John Player cigs for two quid.
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
This came out in the early 90's
@georgejacob3162
4 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing Harry Enfield based Tim Nice but Dim on this character.
@mikaelabowen5781
4 жыл бұрын
Oh gawd, I've had to work with people exactly like him!
@Kelly14UK
4 жыл бұрын
03:18
@vikingfortiesfaeroes
4 жыл бұрын
0:18 Clement Freud wasn't taking any chances
@Jay-if9dr
4 жыл бұрын
The old days of actually FUNNY comedy is long gone now. The funnies of Frank spencer, fawlty towers, Hale and pace, the two ronnies, Benny hill, Dick emery and so many others. Now there is SHIT LIKE, Two broke girls, Friends, The Conners, Big bang theory etc etc etc..... ABSOLUTE CRAP!. Why they get paid soooo much is a JOKE. You can NEVER beat the poms for good laughable humour....PERIOD!
@drunkenmaster6434
9 жыл бұрын
You do get people like that LMAO hilarious
@Jafmanz
4 жыл бұрын
notice the drinks fridge in the shop? thats right metal, glass and cardboard. no plastic bottles. the good old days!
@Jafmanz
4 жыл бұрын
@a w Some shops are starting to bring in glass bottle returns. you just drop the glass bottle off at the machine and you get a token for the return value. a step in the right direction.
@ThomasCorfield
4 жыл бұрын
But he's so nice!
@AcidoTyke
11 жыл бұрын
Err no thats NOT the actor who played Tony Angelino in Only fools ;)
@moussetache1815
Жыл бұрын
02:18 straight up legendary spoiler
@MasterControl-MCP
10 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe that’s a real Nose on the Milkman.
@aburrows2008
7 жыл бұрын
every town has a person like this hahahaha
@Synbious
11 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit of a lad. LMAO
@tomosburton1756
9 жыл бұрын
Aww that's quite sad lol
@MeaHeaR
3 жыл бұрын
He sang a song Abbout being fat bald unt 40 thenn Promptly Shott Himm-Self
@hermanthetosser4219
Ай бұрын
Stick it in the cake hole.... The gun
@martinweaver9277
4 жыл бұрын
I thought the customer in the shop was prince William for second. .had to take a second look
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
Nowdays a newspaper is more than £2.23...
@DunnGolfing
4 жыл бұрын
Stay alert how did he forget that 😂😂😂😮 brilliant
@howtomusic5157
3 жыл бұрын
300th comment
@darryllharden9141
4 жыл бұрын
Like that bit where the cake says Happy Birthday Wanker and the audience reactions that roar with laughter.
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
The audiences laughs are so funny
@Goproflying
2 жыл бұрын
Possibly the inspiration for the Fast Show's Colin Hunt.
@IsaacWale2004
4 жыл бұрын
"See ya" "Not if I see you first"
@IsaacWale2004
3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a threat...
@johnnyretro1975
10 ай бұрын
i forgot how blooy funny these 2 was lol love them
@Dime_Bar
4 жыл бұрын
Bus wankers.
@IsaacWale2004
3 жыл бұрын
Is there any way to get these without the laugh track...? Or at least make it quieter...?
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