I like picturing these two walking up together to buy 2 tickets for twilight
@ILOVEGOOOOOOLD
2 жыл бұрын
Haha i would pay to see that in person
@ethan6322
2 жыл бұрын
It would be better if it was 2022 Mike and Jay from whatever year this is from.
@darthclaytor
2 жыл бұрын
I like picturing these two walking up together to buy 2 tickets for twilight AGAIN.
@mtylerv7515
Жыл бұрын
I like turtles
@Ermadumas
Жыл бұрын
“2 tickets for Twi…uh, Twiiii….uh, Breaking VCRs in 2 parts”
@randyyoobtoob9943
4 жыл бұрын
"Robert Patterson seems like he could be a pretty good actor" "If he was in a better movie I could maybe see him pulling something off" The Lighthouse is now Jay's favorite movie of 2019. Rlm predicted again??
@nachteule8058
4 жыл бұрын
They have a lot of opinions over the course of almost a decade now. They're bound to be right here and there but it's getting increasingly more frequent by now.
@poiuytrewq11422
4 жыл бұрын
I hope he does well as Batman. I think he could really pull it off with the right direction.
@jjen5045
4 жыл бұрын
He was good in a film called The Rover as well
@davidm2031
4 жыл бұрын
He was a lot of fun in The King. He was also great in Good Time.
@andret3739
3 жыл бұрын
He is pretty good im almost everything he is in, he just had the bad luck that his big breaking role was in a horrible schlock franchise were he wasnt trying
@gregmilne4378
7 жыл бұрын
Mike & Jay telling the tale of the 5-year old girl clapping at the movie's main couple ripping the villains head off together is one of the most heartwarming things I've ever heard of
@GCVazquez
10 жыл бұрын
It took me about five minutes to realize this isn't the second part of one review.
@Yatsura2
7 жыл бұрын
I wonder how that would look like? _"Half in the Bag Episode 42 part 2: Twilight - Breaking Dawn part 2 part 2"_ Well, those movie titles aren't confusing at all! XD
@redplague
6 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, I thought it was unusual for me to skip to 3 minutes and them already talking about the film.
@ProxyDoug
6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I actually thought the other had been removed or something like that.
@major_shake_5726
5 жыл бұрын
what?
@rossross9281
5 жыл бұрын
Ha me too 🤦♂️
@chloe1-2-3-4-5
10 жыл бұрын
The CGI baby was actually a last minute addition because they originally had a fucking terrifying Chucky-esque animatronic puppet creature that they cut because it would have been more terrifying than the supernatural killing machines in the story.
@lamcb.9476
3 жыл бұрын
The image of that doll still haunts my nightmares
@wetknuckles
2 жыл бұрын
All I'm hearing is excuses
@TheGyromorgian
11 жыл бұрын
"We're the same temperature now" HOW ROMANTIC
@PommernFritz
11 жыл бұрын
"Vampires all around the world team up with Bella and, uhm, Lugosi." Holy fuck I almost choked laughing.
@MrGeorgeFlorcus
9 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, Mike's spit-take when Josh told him about the werewolf who was in love with the baby, fucking priceless. That's pretty much how I reacted when I heard that was an actual plot point in the movie.
@0neManVVolfpack
9 жыл бұрын
Duncan Van Ooyen Josh is The Wizard
@dudeinflames
9 жыл бұрын
Duncan Van Ooyen That's right Josh!
@bul13ts
7 жыл бұрын
I was actually in highschool when these were popular. The scars will never heal.
@Redmanticore
5 жыл бұрын
wah wah. i was in 3rd grade, 9 years old, when pokemon and pokemon cards came, perfect time. also seemed like every kid turned into anarchist thief and stole the expensive card decks from stores, making a small time moral panic in my country about "immoral ruined generation", cool times.
@Muad-Dibs_Bitch
5 жыл бұрын
@@Redmanticore sounds awesome
@cliffsmith23
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, you're right. My eyes! What have you done to meeeee!!?
@bul13ts
3 жыл бұрын
@@ericfelds6291 Bro, it's been four years. I wrote that comment so long ago I'm not even the same gender I was back then. I have long since abandoned my hate boner for Twilight. Everyone has trash. I have trash. I'm over judging other people for theirs. I hope you have a lovely day, and that you've learned a valuable lesson about necroposting.
@Pan_Z
3 жыл бұрын
@@bul13ts sad to hear. Get well soon!
@cariocaemfuria3946
7 жыл бұрын
"How do vampires travel around the World?" They go to an airport and just tell people they are going to a Harry Potter convention.
@spooplegeist5260
4 жыл бұрын
When they started talking about that, I started dying laughing thinking about this clan of pale as fuck vampires dressed in cargo shorts and Disney t-shirts, carrying old-timey chests full of their robes around an airport.
@RoosterSuzuki
11 жыл бұрын
The cuts to Pattinson saying "Vampire baby!" were crackin me up!
@Veeo669
11 жыл бұрын
Mike's reaction to Jacob being attracted to the baby was priceless!
@noone3216
9 ай бұрын
What's even funnier is Mike uses the word "imprinted" less than a minute before, which is the movie's code word for grooming
@junjujinz
3 жыл бұрын
How does Edward maintain an erection and how does he have living sperm in his vampire nuts? Even if his sperm cells were the only cells in his body to still be alive, they could not survive within his frigid sack. I’m willing to suspend my disbelief to a degree, but an impossibility as great as that is too much to look past.
@Eiagp
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but I just can't get over the phrase "frigid sack", it's just living in my head rent free now.
@numinous2506
2 жыл бұрын
His sperm is undead like him. So his sperm is immortal. (And sparkling) Sperm lasts longer in the cold too. Think about sperm banks. Inside his frigid sack dwells a pair of shiny little sperm banks. As far as an erection: He could just thumb it in until the jobs done. Not super romantic but it could work. It's like he's got permanent liquor dick, but not the good kind. Well hopefully that counts as my good deed for the day. Cheerio
@rabid123fox
5 жыл бұрын
YOU NEVER RESPONDED TO OUR ANSWERS, YOU HACK FRAUDS IT’S BEEN ALMOST 7 YEARS THAT’S ALMOST HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE THE AMAZINGLY FANTASTIC MOVIE BOYHOOD DID I MENTION IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE
@Mallalotro
4 жыл бұрын
Why would they respond to our answers
@brightestlight9462
4 жыл бұрын
ANSWER US REDLETTER HACK FREAWDS ANSWER US NOW
@adamjamestattoos
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mallalotro BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SAID THEY WOULD
@lukemugen
3 жыл бұрын
Still waiting...
@derbgentler3868
3 жыл бұрын
*I DEMAND REACTION!!*
@cageyourheart8772
9 жыл бұрын
Vampiyah baby.
@generaliroh4523
9 жыл бұрын
Cage Your Heart Brother?
@BSnocomply
9 жыл бұрын
Cage Your Heart that profile pic is worth a comment.
@PunkRocker-ts6bv
5 жыл бұрын
I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!
@JetEngine787
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@ArgyleDinosaur
3 жыл бұрын
I just read this or loud for some reason and accidentally sounded like Lois from Family Guy.
@kastiffia9431
7 жыл бұрын
Michael Sheen was simultaneously the best and worst part of the Twilight movies.
@JetEngine787
5 жыл бұрын
Sheen is simultaneously the best and worst part of everything he's in
@saraklaren
3 жыл бұрын
I would say that he appeared in these movies for the paycheck, but stayed for the hamming. I mean, that much overacting couldn't be by chance.
@movimentodoscacos
3 жыл бұрын
I love him in this series lmao
@TheUnit332
9 жыл бұрын
Spends about five minutes trying to find part 1 - figures out that part 2 is the name of the movie. Oh Hollywood.
@rincewind_7595
6 жыл бұрын
TheUnit332 me too. Accept I've been expecting to find it for months.
@ProxyDoug
6 жыл бұрын
rincewind_7 ... Me too.
@ericjamieson
5 жыл бұрын
2Twilight2Vampire
@BlueMaxx86
9 жыл бұрын
I choked on a burp. The equivalent of all Twilight movies.
@dolemitefuthamucka
4 жыл бұрын
jay had himself a "something about mary" moment with his hair
@TheEarlThePearl1
3 жыл бұрын
I spent waaayyy too long looking for part 1 of this video, only to realize that the movie itself was a two parter.
@sharik6862
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Fubs_the_queen
4 жыл бұрын
This book series shaped my middle/high school years and I will spend the rest of my life blocking that time in my life out of pure cringe.
@12ealDealOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
I read those books because a friend of mine was way into them. Coming into it cold back in '08 or so as a dude on the cusp of his '20s, I thought the books were fairly atmospheric. They're hilarious in parts, but really not that awful. I was forced to read FAR worse YA lit for college.
@luiginastro8831
2 жыл бұрын
We've all been there. Not only Twilight specifically, but we've all been there.
@ScienceWinsEveryTime
8 жыл бұрын
Mike and Jay pronounce Voldemort better than Harry Potter fans or the films themselves do.
@DrCactus
11 жыл бұрын
This is the only possible way I can get enjoyment out of the Twilight 'Saga', and boy did I enjoy this.
@B-dawg-mc6hm
6 жыл бұрын
Cactus Island I watched the big battle and turned it off before it was revealed none of it happened and it was just a vision. Fuck these movies😂😂
@grizzlykate
8 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite channel.
@carteliser
8 жыл бұрын
...on this webzone. Wow me too... Hey there, miss Hot Pants. Do you like pizza rolls. Do you like guys who eat pizza rolls.
@roach9397
8 жыл бұрын
Same with me, RLM is funnier than any sitcoms currently airing on TV plus you get the added bonus of interesting movie conversations and reviews.
@RedDeadKBII
8 жыл бұрын
+The Real Dagoth Ur No one that pretty is viewing anything remotely as interesting as RLM, let alone posting a comment declaring admiration.
@roach9397
8 жыл бұрын
RedDeadKBII That's actually sexist. I've met attractive and intelligent women who enjoy movies.
@RedDeadKBII
8 жыл бұрын
+The Real Dagoth Ur Sexist? Okay.
@mojotheaverage
7 жыл бұрын
There is nothing more embarrassing than seeing a close up of Kristen Stewart's face running into a battle. It's just... It's just hilarious
@TheVeriOra
9 жыл бұрын
Breaking wind: Fart poo
@Ardnightian
4 жыл бұрын
10:40 “Robert Pattinson seems like he could be a pretty good actor.” RLM predictions strike again
@Largentina.
3 жыл бұрын
The Simpsons of KZitem
@SSJEve
7 жыл бұрын
How this movie has the nerve to cheap out on everything while raking in hundreds of millions per movie is baffling to me. But I guess when your whole audience is too busy staring at Lautner's abs and Pattinson's sparkly face to notice anything else, it doesn't matter.
@timdavis1988
10 жыл бұрын
"...like the hack writer she is." lolz
@cleaveredford-lane273
8 жыл бұрын
the 'vampire baby' part makes me laugh so much 😂😂
@hellfire5108
2 жыл бұрын
The cuts to Pattinson saying "vampire baby" make me laugh hysterically every time.
@SlighBr
10 жыл бұрын
How do they travel? They tell everyone they're going to Comic Con.
@dracocrusher
6 жыл бұрын
That's always the weird thing because the fact that the big capes and stuff are so inherently uncool kind-of factors into characters like this not being found out, lol. Like you see a guy running down the street in like a big black cloak or something, you're not going to think "Oh, he's a monster", you're going to think "This guy's a loser, I shouldn't associate with him."
@effluviah7544
9 жыл бұрын
Lost my shit at "Bela and Lugosi", holy fuck!
@johnstriker480
3 жыл бұрын
LOL, mind blown xD
@RosieSquall
11 жыл бұрын
Exactly. What I hate the most about it is that Bella never actually risks anything to get what she wants, she just has her way without stopping to think for a second what her actions might cause to other people. She is the real bloodsucking monster in this books.
@scottmcfadyen293
2 жыл бұрын
I believe it's called mormon feminism or MSheU.
@WolfWood893
Жыл бұрын
Hey did you die? Why did you jinx the future?
@furtim1
10 жыл бұрын
Way to go, guys! Don't think we don't notice the way your reviews reflect the film. You told us that the movie wastes a lot of time waiting around for the battle and discussing that it is coming. So, that's what you did. Brilliant!
@butterball33
2 жыл бұрын
Almost 10 years later and nearly no one talks about this movie, let alone the series. GG Guys.
@froglover42
11 жыл бұрын
From her bio: Stephenie Meyer woke up from a dream featuring seemingly real characters that she could not get out of her head."I stayed in bed, thinking about the dream. Unwillingly, I eventually got up and did the immediate necessities, and then put everything that I possibly could on the back burner and sat down at the computer to write-something I hadn't done in so long that I wondered why I was bothering." Three months later she finished her first novel, Twilight.
@92brunod
4 жыл бұрын
"I eventually got up and did the immediate necessities" I don't get it, she woke up, she crapped the Twilight saga and then she wrote something but it doesn't say what she actually sat to write. I'm confusion.
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
3 жыл бұрын
“I was convinced that Stephanie was convinced she was Bella. Especially when she’s like, ‘Oh, I had a dream,’ and she’s like, ‘oh I met this really sexy guy,’ and she writes this book about it, I was just like, ‘this woman’s mad.’” - Robert Pattinson
@Corbomite_Meatballs
3 жыл бұрын
@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 Yes, mad all the way to the bank.
@luiginastro8831
2 жыл бұрын
That makes perfect sense
@CassieT
4 жыл бұрын
This ridiculous wish-fulfillment vampire romance franchise seems so quaint and innocent when looking back from the age of 'The corporate steamroller will vindictively destroy every IP you love'
@briankaslewicz6130
2 жыл бұрын
For all its faults, the movies mercifully kept to themselves. If Edward was cheering LeBron on in Space Jam 2, it would be the worst and somehow best thing ever.
@connielingus8385
8 ай бұрын
Yeah at least part 2 wasn't 165 minutes long.
@losethegame101
9 жыл бұрын
Oh God. I never noticed the photo of Plinkett's wife in the background behind Jay.
@groinBlaster31
6 жыл бұрын
Steven Day 5 star set design!
@Moakmeister
5 жыл бұрын
I think that’s Plinkett’s mother
@humanzyx
9 жыл бұрын
"Bella and Lugosi" I fucking lost it.
@briankaslewicz6130
3 жыл бұрын
RLM not only predicted Robert Pattinson's career improving, they also predicted Beastars fanfiction
@Rugelacharugula
3 жыл бұрын
FYI, (Royal Academy-trained) Michael Sheen said he was channeling the Green Meanies from Yellow Submarine.
@halcyon5zippo
4 жыл бұрын
Our COVID world is still waiting for this series marathon...
@jancz357
9 жыл бұрын
"Let the right one in" is a great vampire movie
@dzhellek
7 жыл бұрын
I want these guys to see part 1. It would split their heads open.
@americangoy5182
11 жыл бұрын
"The world is your oyster, if you are a con-artist." Well said good sir.
@maxatrillionfatstacks
9 жыл бұрын
I think part of the reason there is no chemistry between Patterson and Stewart is that she cheated on him with the director. I can't imagine a lot of chemistry between a cheating brick and someone who doesn't really want to be in the movie.
@haggus71
9 жыл бұрын
dick buttkiss From what I saw with other reviews(CinemaSins does some great ones), she doesn't have chemistry in any of the films. Or in any other films, for that matter. Hell, for the sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman, they got rid of Snow White because she sucks so bad.
@TheOriginal_Unaleska
6 жыл бұрын
That was the Snow White director. Not the Twilight director. Unless he did both.
@katP00
4 жыл бұрын
She slept with the snow white director thats why she wasn't in the 2nd movie
@d3l3tes00n
2 жыл бұрын
Dude.. she's gay.
@allgonoemo4217
2 жыл бұрын
@@d3l3tes00n yea cos in Hollywood it's widely known that u get ahead by being a good actor and not by giving producers sloppy toppy
@phecez
11 жыл бұрын
"and poor dakota fanning gets fed to a wolf! they just throw her to a wolf, and say 'here, eat this character'"
@CERTAIND00M
10 жыл бұрын
Nice simultaneous farting. Was that CGI or do you guys do your own stunts?
@cezar211091
6 жыл бұрын
👍
@chrisbg99
6 жыл бұрын
Rich Evans can fart in stereo. So he is a stunt farter.
@Sum1BetrThanU1
4 жыл бұрын
They’re the Tom Cruz of fart stunts. THANK YOU VERY MUCH
@kondziu1992
4 жыл бұрын
They spend so much time together that their farting periods synched up.
@bensnacmachine5037
8 жыл бұрын
we're the same temperature now...
@dangerdan2592
8 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh. For some reason it was funnier when I read your comment.
@treywaka2444
10 жыл бұрын
mike is a bear and jay is a rat
@123lolmfg
9 жыл бұрын
I think Rich Evans is like a turtle
@OttoTorrens
9 жыл бұрын
Black Bear and Opossum or Racoon / Turtle and Chipmunk
@holben27
6 жыл бұрын
I think Jay is closer to a ferret than a rat
@kayleigh1991
7 жыл бұрын
"She's a pretty girl but has the personality of a brick" summed her up perfectly.
@daniel-ve7yp
8 жыл бұрын
So would you recommend it or not??
@krissuyx
6 жыл бұрын
Ahsoka Tano Well of course they recommend it! Didn't you watch the fucking review?!
@simpIevideoedit
11 жыл бұрын
Why isn't this show more popular? I have been a fan ever since the phantom menace review, and everything they have made since has been a very high quality and personal to the fans. It's almost like we know them just by watching their videos, which is not something you get by watching other very famous youtubers. Mike and Jay are our friends, and it's only a matter of time before the rest of the internet gives them the credit they deserve. Long Live RLM.
@TheHarmmm
5 жыл бұрын
"this movie looks like a furniture catalog"
@rbrtchng
9 жыл бұрын
I don't get the movie though. Like is this really the first and only vampire baby in the world for a while? It seems pretty easy to make a vampire baby. Or is there an epic battle for every vampire baby every year.
@dracocrusher
6 жыл бұрын
No, man, Bella's just the most special person in the world because, clearly, she's the ONLY person whose ever dreamed of fucking a super strong supernatural being for superficial reasons, lol! It's not shitty writing at all, she's just the only person in the world whose ever had 'pure' love for a vampire and nobody else fucks or gets tempted or orders hookers or anything because the world only exists to revolve around Bella's decisions. That's how you do the good story, isn't it? . Also, just because this is the internet and someone would probably take this comment seriously otherwise, this is all sarcastic because the plot makes no fucking sense at all.
@JetEngine787
5 жыл бұрын
I saw a Vampire Baby war break out just the other day. Its actually pretty standard.
@yungspung3635
4 жыл бұрын
She got pregnant while she was a human and they have to turn her into a vampire cause the pregnancy is killing her. I read all 4 books in middleschool cause a girl that I liked told they were good and I wanted to show her how shitty they were. I ended up getting into it cause hormones. P funny
@katP00
4 жыл бұрын
There were other vampire/human babies. But the babies always killed their mothers to be born. It was explained in the book but not in the movie
@spooplegeist5260
4 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Olszewski Your end goal was to tell her they were shitty? I think you were doing middle school groveling wrong.
@plateoshrimp9685
3 жыл бұрын
Ahh, the one where Mike and Jay pretend they haven't seen all the Twilight movies.
@heheitor
6 жыл бұрын
The brazilian vampires are so stereotypical that i don't know if it's funny or offensive.
@TheVladimere9
11 жыл бұрын
you guys make me want to drink beer every time i watch
@BlueBird-ql1hn
8 жыл бұрын
HE DOESEN'T HE GOES IN LIMP
@bul13ts
7 жыл бұрын
He's apparently made of diamonds. He is therefore always hard. That said, I would not want to be on the recieving end of that ejaculation.
@Truthseeker4815
11 жыл бұрын
I really wish they had watched the previous Twilight movies and filmed them, especially with Rich Evans. I would have loved to have seen their reactions and thoughts on the other movies. (especially Rich Evans laugh)
@1ynx
3 жыл бұрын
"Heaven..." followed by Rich Evans dying from lack of breath.
@mackenziesigmon898
7 жыл бұрын
It's so dense. Every image has so much going on
@noisyrhysling
11 жыл бұрын
"They just hang around this house all day, reading books." If they're reading books then it's not like the Jersey Shore.
@Talesfromtheshelf
4 жыл бұрын
These guys predicted pattinsons rise to being an actual good, respected actor
@RepKyle95
3 жыл бұрын
My father's review of the first movie: "Too effeminate even for a gay man."
@RaSkipper
3 жыл бұрын
The RiffTrax for the Twilight movies are some of the greatest things I've ever heard
@charlottecorday8494
2 жыл бұрын
The Golden Onion gag is HILARIOUS
@tomahzo
4 жыл бұрын
20:30 : "With Bella.. uhm... and Lugosi" ;D ;D
@TheRealChrisLopez
5 жыл бұрын
I remember taking my girlfriend to see this when it came out and thinking the entire time this is just awful and made no sense at all and then it ended and I said to her "that was really short, wasn't it?" only to realize that I had fallen asleep for the entire second half of it and woke up for the last five minutes of it, thank god.
@Lttlemoi
7 жыл бұрын
And to think this trite spawned the 50 shades series.
Yeah that shit was embarrassing. It almost made me want to make up my own back story where that guy's ptsd made him totally unhinged, playing with dolls & beating pets & shit
@MrJohnlennon007
5 жыл бұрын
The main character from American Sniper’s fake story beats both fake babies
@gabrielreyesjr7852
5 жыл бұрын
At least it was a real doll as opposed to a baby that looks like a shitty ps2 cutscene
@MrGeorgeFlorcus
9 жыл бұрын
The only question I still have at this point, really is why is a then 34 year old woman (Stephenie Meyer) even writing shit like this in the first place? The whole story pans out like some cheesy fan fiction written by a 17 year old girl in high school in between classes, not like something a mature, married adult woman would seriously considering writing and submitting to a publisher. Was the entire story of Twilight corrupt from the beginning, designed to prey on innocent adolescent girls, or was Meyer just plain delusional?
@LordKristine
9 жыл бұрын
Little bit of all of those things.
@BlueButtonFly
9 жыл бұрын
Duncan Van Ooyen Money.
@piggy201
9 жыл бұрын
Duncan Van Ooyen She had an idea and it smelled of money, so she went with it. Other people smelled the money too, so they let her do it. When it caught on, the game was how do we make the biggest amount of money we can from this and the result were the books and the movies.
@Dagenspear
9 жыл бұрын
***** Not really anymore delusion. Just someone placing their beliefs into a story.
@jester12341
9 жыл бұрын
It's basically Muse fan fiction except Matt Bellamy is Edward Cullen :P
@tonyfondacaro1980
3 жыл бұрын
“Bram Stoker’s Dracula” came out 30 years ago. F*ck me I’m getting old.
@classicsonic24
9 жыл бұрын
Man, Mike really reminds me of Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) from ghostbusters and i don't know why
@jac6995
9 жыл бұрын
very dry sarcastic humor
@Disparil666
8 жыл бұрын
+CryoShockX Somebody should make a Half In The Bag movie with Murray playing Mike. But who'd play Jay? Rich Evans would play himself because he is just one of a kind.
@logansaxby7224
3 жыл бұрын
This show is keeping me going right now, thank you guys 🖖
@viddork
3 жыл бұрын
I saw this for free, so don't judge me, and thought the fake-out after the battle was utterly hilarious! What I couldn't understand is why the whole theatre lost its shit at that. Didn't they know it was coming, from reading the book? Now I gather from this review that that wasn't in the book. Adding that in was the one and only good decision made in the entire series.
@TofuPetteri
2 жыл бұрын
For some reason I have thought for years that this was a joke video where they say that they didn't really see the movie and it's 24 minutes of black screen. Fell asleep watching/listening to other episodes, this came on and woke up confused. Weird.
@TeamIzlude
11 жыл бұрын
17:05 Never has a more accurate analysis of Twilight been made. Sirs, I salute you.
@jht22222
8 жыл бұрын
Jay's 'oh, okay, bye-ee' is just glorious.
@Pterotactical
6 жыл бұрын
I'm alternating between this movie on netflix right now (cold), and this review. Living the dream.
@jonasendeathstalker7267
Жыл бұрын
Message from 2022: Intersting, so accroding to youtube 2011 was 9 years ago. What the fuck? Is this the alternative math that Terrence Howard was pushing?
@bradleymcginnis1231
4 жыл бұрын
“Robert Pattinson seems like he could be a good actor”... boys got another one right
@SamHandwiches
2 ай бұрын
6:26 Mike calling Kristen Stewart a pretty girl has the same energy of Will Shatner saying 'She's a handsome woman'
@thesoundengine
11 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I can't stop crying from laughter. I was dragged to the cinema to see this by my girlfriend and like you I didn't know what was going on. This is almost exactly the inner dialogue I was having with myself.
@Nerevar982
7 жыл бұрын
Jay when he still went to the barber and requested the "just fuck my shit up"
@Achmeron
10 жыл бұрын
What's Harry Potter? Better words, have never been spoken
@Waxer3929
11 жыл бұрын
I watched Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 this last December with my girl-friend at the time after taking her out to breakfast and buying her candy. It was the week after finals and we had studied together throughout the semester and we helped one another pass the class. She had been nagging me to no end to watch this movie with her being that she was an incredible fan of the books and the series in general. It was so bad that I broke up with her after the movie. Best decision I made that day.
@michaelboyd395
8 жыл бұрын
4:10 Woah. Sounds like The Room.
@rafaellago172
6 жыл бұрын
These Twilight hacks wished they were Wiseau.
@soothingmist4527
3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to watch this and come back. I've never seen any of the other ones before either
@goatgod2009
4 жыл бұрын
I'm from the future. Robert Pattinson turns out to be a pretty good actor, Jay enjoys his performance in The Lighthouse, and Kristin Stewart is still somehow finding acting jobs.
@toonczyk
11 жыл бұрын
Have you noticed that there was music playing in the background of 95% of the movie? It was like one hell of a music video.
@ChickenWilickers
10 жыл бұрын
I never watched read twilight, but i loved robert pattinson in Cosmopolis.
@opposite_hedgehog_753
10 жыл бұрын
He can be a good actor if given the right material.
@ChickenWilickers
10 жыл бұрын
Paymon Khaleghi Yup, glad I met someone else who can appreciate that. Reading some cosmopolis reviews, I feel as though most people didn't understand the character Pattinson was playing. They referred to how "plastic", "artificial", "false" he appeared to be, while failing to grasp the character's core.
@ThotProphet
10 жыл бұрын
Maggie Taylor Seriously, I mean he can't really go out and just say "Yeah I hated these movies." but you can tell he really disliked it. When asked who helped him the most through the movies he accredited some kind of facial wipe brand.
@ChickenWilickers
10 жыл бұрын
Shyla Streeter Seriously? I'm going to look for the interview.
@Zambicus
3 жыл бұрын
Edward doesn't need an erection, there's a chapter in the book which details his cunnilingus skills..
@yowo123
7 жыл бұрын
The vampires could have swam, I guess? They don't need to breathe, or something. They also probably have their own private jets, though.
@IkariTheWraith
11 жыл бұрын
The truly baffling part is that Breaking Dawn Part 1 was even less eventful.
@jonhon
11 жыл бұрын
i like how whenever they try to remember specifics from the movie, their eyes glaze over with lethargy
@nunyanunya4147
Жыл бұрын
say what you want but RLM is the 3rd Ghostbusters movie we all wanted and never got.
@buzzybuzzbuzz760
11 жыл бұрын
"The kid isn't what you think it is" "Oh OK, byeee"
@gokuxsephiroth4505
8 жыл бұрын
Michael Sheen is a batman villain in this damn movie XD
@emptysurname
10 жыл бұрын
Was the thing about them reading answers just a joke, or did it actually happen in one of the later episodes?
@viddork
3 жыл бұрын
I imagine the Voldemorturi have their own private jets, and, yes, I insist on picturing them travelling in those robes.
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