"I withdraw my offer of sex and shall scuttle away in horror" I must remember that line next time I have cause to use it.
@PreservationEnthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
Are you frequently prone to making offers of sex to women who later turn out to be unsuitable then?!
@gav2759
2 жыл бұрын
@@PreservationEnthusiast I don't remember.
@irenemax3574
2 жыл бұрын
“… you are a very attractive young lady, and it’s nice to have you here for decorative purposes…” 🤣🤣🤣
@martm216
4 жыл бұрын
No one does 'creepy posh' better than Harry Enfield.
@oscarosullivan4513
2 жыл бұрын
It is great
@MostlyLoveOfMusic
2 жыл бұрын
The creepy slur is a bit tired these days
@BossySwan
2 жыл бұрын
Yah ya ha yaha
@assassin1478
2 жыл бұрын
watch Rob Newman's 'Jarvis' sketches
@JohnPreston888
Жыл бұрын
I don't know about "better", but Mark Heap's "Dr. Alan Statham" hitting on Saskia Wickham's "Chaplain" in Green Wing is hilarious and really quite unsettling...
@simonmcpartlin6547
Жыл бұрын
What I really love about this is, having been involved in many corporate functions years ago, the conversation is very near the truth in the underlying message. It’s just conveyed in a hilariously open and frank manner!! 😅😂
@irishcountrygirl78
Жыл бұрын
Ah Harry is a genius. His stuff would be cancelled now. Too many people are offended when he portrays a person they might see in themselves 🤣🤣
@juleshitchen9089
9 жыл бұрын
big suze!! she's stunning
@heliotropezzz333
7 жыл бұрын
Could be a line from the script.
@MrThrib
6 жыл бұрын
She's not stunning
@321cheethamhillroadsardara2
6 жыл бұрын
+Ian Robson the black women calling her self Patrica Clarkson names Victoria is it
@garykrakow2383
6 жыл бұрын
she is better than that
@samwise7538
5 жыл бұрын
The irony is she's basically royalty in real life
@shaun5944
3 жыл бұрын
Good sketch, and unfortunately true to life! Harry Enfield, comic genius 👍🇬🇧
@LewisSaffin
15 жыл бұрын
"I'm afraid pretty intelligent women repluse and frighten me. I shall withdraw my offer of sex and scuttle away in horror." Brilliant, just brilliant! XD
@rickrose5377
4 жыл бұрын
Well, not "pretty intelligent", but "pretty, intelligent".
@lukegale7812
4 жыл бұрын
This sketch nails it. Men are afraid of women who are more intelligent than them.
@blairmarshall544
4 жыл бұрын
I know it’s 11 years since you wrote this but only pricks just repeat the lines from the video that we have all just watched! Your a bore
@michaeltoner1993
4 жыл бұрын
afwaid, pwetty, fwighten and howwor*... jeez get it right
@axeman2638
4 жыл бұрын
no, it's utterly cringe. Political propaganda attempting to pass as comedy, complete gobshite.
@Amirah5234
13 жыл бұрын
This lady is one of the most Cambridge people I have met...especially with that withering smile at the end.
@illegalsmirf
3 жыл бұрын
She's a Jewess.
@HihighHeisenberg
3 жыл бұрын
@@illegalsmirf She is also a member of the Royal Family.
@omp199
3 жыл бұрын
@@HihighHeisenberg She isn't a member of the royal family. She is married to a _relative_ of the royal family - a first cousin once removed of the Queen - but that's not quite the same thing.
@omp199
2 жыл бұрын
@@commentbellow8185 Well... to be honest, I don't know of any legal or officially recognised definition of the phrase "royal family", but if you go to the official web site of the British Royal Family and look at the section headed "Members of the Royal Family", you will find that the Lord and Lady Frederick Windsor are not listed. To the best of my knowledge, the Lord and Lady Frederick Windsor have never performed any royal duties, in case that might be considered relevant. I think you have to draw the line somewhere. If you count everyone who is descended from a British monarch as a member of the royal family, then there would be many thousands of members. I suppose if you restricted it to male-line descent, there would be rather fewer, but even so, once you get to three generations removed from a monarch, it starts to seem a little tenuous.
@OldAussieAds
2 жыл бұрын
Mmm. Big Suze.
@bobdobalina838
Жыл бұрын
He's a comic genius. legend
@HunterZolomon
8 жыл бұрын
"...and shall scuttle away in howwow. Uuh. Uuuuh."
@EmperorsNewWardrobe
6 жыл бұрын
The whole idea is funny but I actually find the way he says the "yah" at the start made me giggle the most, that idea of someone not listening one bit and making those impatient noises
@davejones76
3 ай бұрын
yah
@TheToolnut
2 ай бұрын
This is what men do in their heads when good looking fertile women are speaking to them. All we hear is "bla, bla, bla" what we're interested in is putting a baby in her, 👍😁💪💪
@richardcory5024
2 жыл бұрын
This is the type of person whom so many choose as their MPs and to whom the English people have mostly deferred throughout their long history.
@Kevo216666
11 жыл бұрын
"..a very attractive waste of time." They're the best ones..
@tedmagnum
15 жыл бұрын
Love it... I miss this show !
@sacredgeometry
10 жыл бұрын
Sophie Winkleman is so beautiful.
@Jack-gz6mi
7 жыл бұрын
sacredgeometry big suze
@superhans3671
7 жыл бұрын
Jack Chapman You know it...
@TheGodParticle
7 жыл бұрын
sacredgeometry well that's obvious but I bet she's high maintenance lol she's hardly going to settle down with some guy who works for homebase..
@therespectedlex9794
7 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, the race issue exists? There's always one.
'Big Suze' (Sophie Winkleman) is married to royalty now :D
@MajorTom6
8 жыл бұрын
Of course she is. It's easy to move up the ladder if you're a good looking tarty bint. :-)
@wilchatron
7 жыл бұрын
shut up
@frenchguitarguy1091
7 жыл бұрын
Her 3 year old kid is on some criminal list or something...
@shmookins
7 жыл бұрын
I didn't know her name, so when you said Winkleman I checked and she is indeed related to Claudia Winkleman. I adore that woman. She is my spirit animal.
@LCdrDerrick
7 жыл бұрын
They breed in healthy civic blood from time to time, as seen with Kate or Diana, to dilute their degenerated, incestuous cesspit with fresh genes. But as seen with Diana's boys, when they grow older, the sick part starts to get dominant again!
@fetusjuice
13 жыл бұрын
I love how in the end he still doesn't let her win. :D
@GitsumSaus
3 жыл бұрын
If Tim wasn't so Nice and Dim
@spikeep6141
4 жыл бұрын
He absolutely ought to have had a cameo on Ashes to Ashes - I would really liked to have seen him and D.C. Ray Carling knocking back a few pints down the pub after work, setting The World to Rights.
@oscarosullivan4513
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@13thcentury
2 жыл бұрын
Raymundo wouldn't rub shoulders with this toff. Probably supports Chelsea... assuming he even watches footie and doesn't prefer Wimbledon tennis.
@ellisqpr86
17 жыл бұрын
that woman is ridiculously good looking
@Dagarvs
12 жыл бұрын
the man knows how to scuttle
@SmartCookie2022
3 жыл бұрын
390 down-voters don't understand satire. The BBC needs Harry Enfield again to bring a halt to its current navel-gazing shoddy output.
@auntyamz
11 жыл бұрын
IT'S SUZE! BIG SUZE! SUZE IS HERE!
@jneilson7568
2 ай бұрын
I feel like Peepshow initially had a very different concept for her.
@maxpesh
7 жыл бұрын
She is so gorgeous !
@bobstar6837
2 жыл бұрын
A nice bit of posh totty.
@user295295
Жыл бұрын
His candor is admirable.
@peepiepo
7 жыл бұрын
Well, she is a very attractive young lady
@29Hz
14 жыл бұрын
Genius the Enfield. Never seen this before but just had me rolling up! 5*
@Tres_Nueve
3 жыл бұрын
See the big rugby looking geezer in the background? They got all the little details for these corporate posh events to a T. Always been a strength of Enfield's programmes.
@starmersbarber
3 жыл бұрын
This guy could easily be Boris Johnson!
@cgavin1
4 жыл бұрын
These pop up in my feed now and then. Can we just all take a moment to acknowledge how freaking brutal and cool Enfield was back then? He'd never get a gig now.. ! PC or gtfo on broadcast tv.
@RealityCheck6T9
4 жыл бұрын
He is being PC
@crazynighthawk
4 жыл бұрын
@@RealityCheck6T9 and also still regularly gets gigs on broadcast tv.
@vooveks
4 жыл бұрын
crazynighthawk And also wasn’t cool. Wow, the only thing that’s ‘freaking brutal’ is how this guys comment is getting dismantled. 😃
@Trikeboy2
4 жыл бұрын
His comedy is all about making fun of conservative thinking people and dismantling old sexist views. This one for example is showcasing how those people are afraid of successful women.
@thatfriggingbathroom2656
4 жыл бұрын
@@Trikeboy2 conservatives often don't get the difference
@laswap1
15 жыл бұрын
Harry Enfield is a great actor.
@curbyourshi1056
2 жыл бұрын
I bloody love Big Suze.
@niemakawy
16 жыл бұрын
I've never seen anything from Henry Enfield before today but I think I'm in love....scuttle..hehe
@andrewdavies1312
5 жыл бұрын
Sophie winkleman is gorgeous. Harry Enfield is brilliant. He plays characters really well
@SiAnon
8 ай бұрын
Understatement to both.
@Captain_Rhodes
10 жыл бұрын
i loved this show. it was very underrated
@markfox1545
3 жыл бұрын
No. No it wasn't. He had many tv series, a hit record, countless dvd sales and live tours. How does any of that suggest to you that the show was underrated? You're just an unoriginal moron who decided to be the 'underrated' comment idiot in this thread. You could've been the 'plot twist' cretin or the 'fun fact' loser but you went with the 'underrated' thing. Pathetic.
@sprobablycancr4457
2 жыл бұрын
@@markfox1545 Might I suggest not sugar coating it next time. Just rip his lungs out.
@eastonmackay3058
2 жыл бұрын
@@markfox1545 I thought it was highly underrated too, Mark. 😀
@funkyjim
13 жыл бұрын
"Scuttle away in horror!"
@movieguy2611
5 жыл бұрын
This just popped up in my recommended box on the day Boris becomes prime minister.
@petejones879
2 жыл бұрын
Sophie looks hot in this sketch
@abc.-----------1894
6 жыл бұрын
Harry Enfield is a national treasure. Ps. I might have fallen in love with this lady.
@raoulduke344
2 жыл бұрын
It's been 3 years but - watch the TV show Peep Show. She's a character that makes an appearance once or twice a season.
@empireman1077
2 жыл бұрын
What is her real name /actor Age? So attractive 😘
@raoulduke344
2 жыл бұрын
@@empireman1077 Sophie Winkleman. No idea what age but I'd guess she's in her late 40s or early 50s. I think she married into Royalty/nobility.
@empireman1077
2 жыл бұрын
@@raoulduke344 👍 age 41
@krandom9283
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was Her from Game of Thrones
@titovalasques
15 жыл бұрын
It would be a huge honor for her.
@madcommodore
5 жыл бұрын
"very attractive" and "waste of time" are rarely two phrases that are in the same sentence when talking about humans lol
@sjp6839
3 жыл бұрын
411 people weren't important enough to appreciate this sketch
@TheVicar
2 жыл бұрын
Thumbs down stats have now been banned to try and control the toxicity of social media. Thanks for stamping that stat before the clampdown.
@thetessellater9163
5 жыл бұрын
Spot on! We have all known at least one version of this man!
@countryboy3589
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheWarforged you are this man
@eliftr06
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheWarforged It is disgusting for you or anyone to speak this way, people who think like you do are more than repulsive in the eyes of all women including the anti-feminist women like me. Maybe that fake success of those toxic women is the result of the faults of the male co-workers of those women who let these kind of women in the job in the first place in exchange of taking advantage of these women by abusing their powers!!
@TheToolnut
2 ай бұрын
All men are like this if they were honest. Men don't care about a woman's degrees or her career. All we care about is how young, beautiful, fertile and virtuous she is. The mistake modern western women make is that they impart masculine values onto themselves instead of embracing their natural feminity. Men are not attracted to masculine women and women are not attracted to feminine men.
@hilly2010
16 жыл бұрын
'i withdraw my ofer of sex' utter genius
@Fummy007
2 жыл бұрын
2008 you said this, and its still true.
@Tholomaios
16 жыл бұрын
"I withdraw my offer of sex..." He is so used to his feeling of superiority, that even after that clear defeat he makes an statement THAT arrogant! Simply great comedy!
@jamespfitz
4 жыл бұрын
Alternatively, intelligent women might frighten and repulse him. Just guessing here
@Korpiainen
3 жыл бұрын
Totally anti simp move
@stevebinning977
3 жыл бұрын
His attitude reminds me of a certain posh boy PM.
@darrenicome559
2 жыл бұрын
@@stevebinning977 pmsl yer man
@Gulftastic
11 жыл бұрын
The stunning Sophie Winkleman. She's appeared in Two & A Half Men and as Big Suze in Peep Show, amongst other things.
@adamhannis
14 жыл бұрын
OMG THATS HILLARIOUS!!! This Harry Enfield guy is sooooo funny...!
@PreservationEnthusiast
5 жыл бұрын
Who would winkle their winkle into Winkleman?
@9toonarmy9
11 жыл бұрын
Dangerously true.
@CreepyReid
8 жыл бұрын
Ruddy Hell! It's Boris Johnson!
@invisiblekid99
3 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump more like.
@empireman1077
2 жыл бұрын
👍🤣 Lol
@moriahgamesdev
3 жыл бұрын
Ironically Sophie's family are 'very important' people and she married Lord Frederick Windsor. Whereas Harry Enfield worked his way up from being a milkman.
@bheast86
3 жыл бұрын
pity; he used to have a socially valuable role
@onesian
17 жыл бұрын
haha, enfield sure miss his shows, great to see them here on youtube
@Sundog1985
4 жыл бұрын
That attitude he shows towards her at the start is only too real. Fascinating how people are often only deemed "important" due to who they know.
@NYJALB
10 жыл бұрын
Stone me................it's Alan Sugar!
@comicstripgamer1591
2 жыл бұрын
I was in IKEA and I witnessed posh hard of hearing. An east again woman was telling posh lady what was on offer. She just kept saying I don't understand. Yet the lady spoke better English than me, clearly she was English. The posh lady just switched off soon as she spotted the ethnic difference. I had to translate, I'm a geordie but white. Then lady said I see.. no thank you and walked off. I felt so annoyed as even I have had that experience living I the South, soon as they hear my accent
@saltech3444
Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word of that.
@joebuckaroo82
2 жыл бұрын
He did an excellent job of scuttling.
@gregghill2059
5 жыл бұрын
His responses, once rendered into thought balloons, are all too plausible.
@Enzo012
5 жыл бұрын
Well he does have the right idea to be fair.
@McKamikazeHighlander
9 жыл бұрын
Ironic, seeing as how that's Sophie Winkleman, wife of Lord Frederick Windsor (son of Queen Elizabeth II's first cousin Prince Michael of Kent), also known as Lady Windsor haha
@andrewschrader3723
6 жыл бұрын
James McCormick Splitting hairs, but she's actually styled 'Lady Frederick'. Odd I know.
@notdaveschannel9843
5 жыл бұрын
@@andrewschrader3723 And the Queen still calls her "Big Suze".
@veloc123
4 жыл бұрын
She will always be Lady Suze of the Cro-Magnon Dynasty...
@omp199
3 жыл бұрын
Lady _Frederick_ Windsor. And I don't see how it's "ironic" in any way.
@harrietpotter649
2 жыл бұрын
@@omp199 Yeah, not really "ironic". Just kind of "interesting".
@11235RS
14 жыл бұрын
Haha, Big Suze! Funny thing is she actually was at Cambridge.
@tfmynwa
3 жыл бұрын
''You're a very attractive waste of time''-the best reply to a woman that rejects you,the dumbfounded look on their face is priceless👌
@lysetteashford3946
3 жыл бұрын
...speaking from experience, naturally.
@tfmynwa
2 жыл бұрын
@@lysetteashford3946 stop wasting my time miss ugh..ugh.. 😕
@cristop5
16 жыл бұрын
He's a pompous snob, and-and she is young and pretty and clever!!
@yuambari
14 жыл бұрын
IRL Her husband really is an important man... On 14 February 2009, Sophie Winkleman became engaged to Lord Frederick Windsor, son of Prince and Princess Michael of Kent. They married on 12 September 2009, and since then Sophie Winkleman is entitled to the style Lady Frederick Windsor.
@superelectic45
3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful and talented Sophie Winkleman and yet all we see on TV now is her sister Claudia!
@kurtchen182
11 жыл бұрын
Harry Enfield at his best!
@ModernBabylon
12 жыл бұрын
I'm 99% sure that's Sophie Winkleman, who is a member of the British Royal Family...
@exprast
16 жыл бұрын
"scuttle away in howar" more like.
@DeadlyKiss000
4 ай бұрын
Great sketch! I like the way she handles him
@jaywest3734
7 жыл бұрын
People getting triggered by this is why we can't have comedy like this anymore.
@steerpike66
5 жыл бұрын
Rubbish, nobody is triggered but you; to make this tried old Daily Mail comment every time you see a joke about sexism and pretend its a sexist joke. You're as dim as Tim.
@denvernaicker8250
5 жыл бұрын
2 years to 11 years ago, same top comment
@mbrackeva
10 ай бұрын
Top class scuttling!
@willmoore7582
Жыл бұрын
Nailed it. These types of men can be found concentrated in London, 'working' for big companies on a gross salary, shmoozing prospective clients in order to bag them as being 'on our books' and utterly irritate the hell out of me. 🤨
@sbbinahee
16 жыл бұрын
hILARIOUS AND BRILLIANT COMEDY.Please Harry we need you back on TV!!
@GordonHeaney
3 жыл бұрын
I've just replied to a 13 year old comment
@sbbinahee
3 жыл бұрын
@@GordonHeaney fair dues..but did u like the video. My opinion has not wavered. 😁
@GordonHeaney
3 жыл бұрын
@@sbbinahee Glad to hear it. I just wanted to reply to a comment from 2008! No harm intended!
@Splotched
7 жыл бұрын
"fwighten me"
@irishcountrygirl78
6 жыл бұрын
Splotched lol
@basedbattledroid3507
6 жыл бұрын
"Scuttle away in Howwor."
@JohnPreston888
Жыл бұрын
Back then, in character, she didn't make the grade for "Posh git", but what's strangely amusing, as time has elapsed, is that her real husband is Lord Frederick Windsor, and her half-sister is the well-known Claudia Winkleman. (And she is still remarkably attractive, IMO). Hard to tell whether the scene scarred her and impacted on her subsequent life decisions 😀
@shrike6259
3 жыл бұрын
why is this recommended after 13 years ?
@noodles74
3 жыл бұрын
To show what TV used to be like before the wokeness PC pricks took over.
@alexwestworth6962
3 жыл бұрын
If you take offence to this, that's on you. That's your issue: offense is taken not given. This is comedy mocking the sexist posh git stereotype NOT the woman. But woke snowflakes who believes they are entitled to be offended by anything and anything which offends them must be censored or deleted, are exactly what's wrong with the world today.
@HarrySmith-hr2iv
4 жыл бұрын
She says she got a ' Double First' at Cambrige? This is so dated. These days Cambridge is crawling with BLM, George Flloyd Devotees, Diane Abbott clones and generally the intellectual refuse of the UK.
@TallSilentGuy
9 жыл бұрын
If they don't flick their hair and giggle at everything, I don't want to know!
@javelinXH992
4 ай бұрын
I wasn’t looking at the screen while listening to this and thought it was Boris.
@matthewflinders1978
4 жыл бұрын
Great. Very funny. “Worked my way up in two years with my bearded check book” 😜🤪🤣😂🤣😂
@paulcunnane4
4 жыл бұрын
And damp card swiper.
@StephenRogers-g1z
3 күн бұрын
I love that line women use; "I worked my way up" 😉
@Benjani7
15 жыл бұрын
"repulse and fwighten me" haha
@WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1
14 жыл бұрын
Sophie Winkleman.... she is a princess now
@AnduinL
15 жыл бұрын
This is superb comedy! :)
@simonjacobs1
12 жыл бұрын
two and a half men now!!
@BillieJolene1
10 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS!!!
@rosie811honey
10 жыл бұрын
Harry Enfield is a comedy legend,i saw him filming in Watford one day for the character Kevin he does the teenager who keeps saying "what ever"!" a lot lol. I was very very very thrilled to see him do his character.
@paullindley9
9 жыл бұрын
Never mind that get your kit off you very attractive woman you
@BillieJolene1
9 жыл бұрын
Paul Lindley LOL :)
@rankingtrevor
9 жыл бұрын
+BillieJolene1 I second the gentleman's request :)
@mattwarwick8135
4 жыл бұрын
Saw this bit ages ago, always assumed it was Hayley Atwell.
@brmh1667
3 жыл бұрын
Can somebody tell me what is funny about this serious documentary? This sort of situation occurs far too frequently. I'm glad the young gentleman is so sensible. Good for us men.
@brentwarner4539
2 жыл бұрын
Has Labour supporters written all over the skit.
@robparkinson9850
5 жыл бұрын
Boris Johnson all over.
@TheAsylum100
3 жыл бұрын
Is that why he is married to one then ? you sir are a twat
@empireman1077
2 жыл бұрын
Boris, hasn't a moustache 🤭
@miri1653
13 жыл бұрын
"i withdraw my offer of sex and shall scuttle away in horror!"
@Pitmirk_
8 жыл бұрын
and Lady Frederick Windsor now
@revilo314
12 жыл бұрын
Top Notch Scuttling
@SkullSyker
12 жыл бұрын
I shall scuttle away in horror! Yurgh! urrh!
@human777
3 жыл бұрын
Ironic - this actress (Sophia Winkleman), married into the Royal Family and her father was a millionaire and she attended a £6,000 per term private school.
@TheVicar
2 жыл бұрын
£6000 a term. That's chicken feed.
@garrick3727
Ай бұрын
£6000 per term is a bargain these days.
@squanto2
16 жыл бұрын
Why have I not heard of Harry Enfield before a few weeks ago? This stuff is so funny!
@richardc316
3 жыл бұрын
I guess that depends on your age and location. In the UK in the 90's he was always on TV!
@andrewphippsphillips1455
Жыл бұрын
Was a background voice for the Spitting Image series around the same time as Steve Coogan. His shows from the 90s were a kind of "Dick Emery" series some 20yrs hence, but his finger was always on the pulse with current trends and events. Good writers like Ian Hislop and Geoffrey Perkins all helped his show stand out. If you want more subtle humour, look for A Bit of Fry & Laurie, both of whom have trodden very different successful paths since the shows.
@UnluckyAmulet
14 жыл бұрын
I shall scuttle away in howwor! XD Awesome.
@leapoffaith20
12 жыл бұрын
Smart and beautiful, I'm in love...... well, lust anyway.
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