I didn't bother looking up what types they actually were afterward so I'm going to assume my guesses were 100% accurate.
@chrisfox1660
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact soble pokedex number is 007 same number as James bond code (agent 007) that's why soble last evolution is an agent and it's signature move is snipeshot (shooting a hight concetrated water like a gun)
@GravSh4rk
4 жыл бұрын
Great content as always man
@ilaya4183
4 жыл бұрын
yes you do you boo
@connerthewubbzler1062
4 жыл бұрын
If a kid is molested by a Pokemon, is it Bestiality, Rape or Pedophilia?
@Paratroopersteark
4 жыл бұрын
the last one, the gardevan, she is not grass nor bug, she is *Rule34 Type*
@NicholasDunnAutistic
4 жыл бұрын
"He looks like he puts feminist in his dating profile" You made me choke on my food! XD
@dungeonmaster7974
4 жыл бұрын
Did the food's attempt on your life left you scarred and deformed
@britneyspheres7yearsago11
4 жыл бұрын
Choke on something else instead
@serenasongbird
4 жыл бұрын
When he realizes that Gordie is Melony’s son 👁👄👁
@walnut6684
4 жыл бұрын
@@dungeonmaster7974 damm kirito thats some nice movie reference
@scorpionking2097
3 жыл бұрын
I died when he said ara ara big milkie mommy
@cobalt318
4 жыл бұрын
“Flygon, that sounds like something electric would be good against” Top 5 things said before disaster.
@viniciusrodrigues1689
4 жыл бұрын
Sees green: GRASS TYPE
@gmkx8537
4 жыл бұрын
Sees blue:WATER TYPE
@josuemartial9727
4 жыл бұрын
Ye like it doesn't matter if it's litteraly a green fish
@mr.walter6973
4 жыл бұрын
And if I not grass type is 100% *BUG*
@gmkx8537
4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.walter6973 or 100% dragon
@darthgus
4 жыл бұрын
He thinks he's playing Bakugan lol
@pocaitul78nr1
4 жыл бұрын
"Why can't i poison you?!?" Snorlax's ability= Immunity,the pokemon with this ability cannot be poisoned
@Andres-zt1iq
4 жыл бұрын
How the fuck could he know that
@iSomeDood
4 жыл бұрын
@@Andres-zt1iq press y
@uvealpear7749
4 жыл бұрын
But I used toxic on him during one of my runs...
@pocaitul78nr1
4 жыл бұрын
@@uvealpear7749 i think snorlax has 2 abilities,pretty sure the 2nd one is thick fat which protects against freeze and burn
@uvealpear7749
4 жыл бұрын
@@pocaitul78nr1 Ah, good thing it was that other one then, was doing my electric type monotype run and toxicitry hard carried with toxic and venoshock
@amitrajaraman
4 жыл бұрын
"Stop flattening my turtle" sounds like some weird kink
@connerthewubbzler1062
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like I ruined someone's lunch.
@zerotodona1495
4 жыл бұрын
...there’s a kink for that and murdering animals in heels is normal... it’s called smushing or smashing???
@connerthewubbzler1062
4 жыл бұрын
@@zerotodona1495 I'm ALREADY on the floor asking for the sweet release of death! Just end this universe already!
@amitrajaraman
4 жыл бұрын
@@zerotodona1495 Yeah I did not need to know that
@battensag7168
4 жыл бұрын
It’s the plot of super mario bros.
@MamaTrixxieAsmr
4 жыл бұрын
"Flygon,that sounds like something that electric would be good against" Flygon: *Laughs in Dragon/Ground type combo*
@InfernalDalek
2 жыл бұрын
@Confusing Zark and he sends out an electric/poison that's 4x weak to ground! There aren't many matchups WORSE than that!
@ShiningDarknes
2 жыл бұрын
@@InfernalDalek yeah almost like he doesn't play pokemon or something and this is literally what you have to do if you have never seen something before is just guess.
@frostyelwood9898
2 жыл бұрын
@@InfernalDalek I just look it up so I can find counters since it’s my first time playing
@etherdeef4303
Жыл бұрын
so why the fuck does it FLY
@MamaTrixxieAsmr
Жыл бұрын
@@etherdeef4303 because it's based on an antlion, a bug similar to dragonflies. They're also referred to as "sand dragons" by some, which is probably why the dragon/ground typing
@HuneeBruh
4 жыл бұрын
"just turn and face me you weirdo" me: *laughs in mega sceptile*
@sirtangerine1465
4 жыл бұрын
At least Mega Sceptile looks cool as hell
@moth8569
4 жыл бұрын
And hes got a fookin tail missile
@LameAme
4 жыл бұрын
@@moth8569 His tail is a Christmas Tree
@Lumine_Espeon
3 жыл бұрын
Sceptile
@reformedorthodoxmunmanquara
Жыл бұрын
Mawile and Turtonator join the crew
@gatesw
4 жыл бұрын
I think It's time for him to know, that there is waifu in DLC. of Sword version
@peppepizza7839
4 жыл бұрын
Time has finally come for you to know the truth
@ak74qtdn
4 жыл бұрын
Niiice
@aresm7se93
4 жыл бұрын
*gasps* lil bro is that you ?
@tuskltdm5246
4 жыл бұрын
That is true
@alanfangs1099
4 жыл бұрын
Pokemon simp and shield
@sadlilbrat1336
4 жыл бұрын
"haxorus touched me in bad places" damn haxorus do be pretty wild
@dultaging
3 жыл бұрын
well... it said they encountered a WILD Haxorus so...
@gasmaskguys4965
4 жыл бұрын
1:00 ara ara big milky mommie xD im dying
@MelonHere20
4 жыл бұрын
Same XD
@shortkips8157
4 жыл бұрын
"You're approaching me?"
@liviousgameplay1755
4 жыл бұрын
@@shortkips8157 "I can't *slap dat* without getting closer!" "Oh ho! Then come as close as you'd like!"
@shortkips8157
4 жыл бұрын
@@liviousgameplay1755 lmao
@KingkyLeor
3 жыл бұрын
i swear he doesn't even play shield yet he said her entire character in one sentence
@beastmaster0934
4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Melony (The gym leader exclusive to Shield) is Gordie’s mom.
@mikoartz5006
4 жыл бұрын
...............no wonder he looks like. A ugly basterd(can't spell) from a hentai
@jordyndavidson3825
4 жыл бұрын
@@mikoartz5006 Bastard* (Not my favorite cuss word or anything...)
@mikoartz5006
4 жыл бұрын
@@jordyndavidson3825 that's a cuss word?
@themexicancrazy9483
4 жыл бұрын
NO WAY!
@cyclojunctureomnibus946
4 жыл бұрын
@@themexicancrazy9483 bruh what is that name
@TrashDoughnut
4 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy KZitem recommend Pongsifu, I don't know how I would get threw this crappy world with out him making me laugh so much lol.
@npotodoesnothing4481
4 жыл бұрын
ikr
@tda9440
4 жыл бұрын
7:04 this fits, too damn well.
@TheZungor
4 жыл бұрын
Krillin: Ah hey, Little green Dende: My name is... Pongsifu: Deeeenndeeee
@connerthewubbzler1062
4 жыл бұрын
Super KAMI Dende!
@ShinziiArt
4 жыл бұрын
Super mega ultra-
@SpecShadow
4 жыл бұрын
it plays like AC/DC song
@tuskltdm5246
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nomad8690
4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "why this lizard so sexual looking" lol
@tris-chan6419
4 жыл бұрын
"I love being purple! " Caught me so off guard 😂
@wildfire9280
3 жыл бұрын
Is he the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behind the man behi...
@negativitronprime
3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@pyrite2084
4 жыл бұрын
"I keep on trying to poison you and you won't be poisoned" Snorlax: **Laughs with the Ability: Immunity**
@landonmitchell3588
4 жыл бұрын
You mean thick fat?
@Jeszter
2 жыл бұрын
Thick Fat halves damage from fire and ice attacks. Immunity grants immunity (no pun intended) to the poison status ailment. Also, Poison Jab doesn't always poison, so I'm pretty sure the text talking about Immunity would've come up if Poison Jab had attempted to poison the Snorlax.
@anthon803
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I’ve been watching you since your first stalker video and it still amazes me how you are so good at editing this stuff together and adding the little clips and stuff. Makes me laugh all the time.
@Paratroopersteark
4 жыл бұрын
and also, in most games how he can get the worst endings, and struggle really hard to something that should be very very easy.
@darthgus
4 жыл бұрын
@@Paratroopersteark KZitemrs turned gamers, in a nutshell
@bdough5012
2 жыл бұрын
"Bruh, I’ve been watching you since your first stalker video" uhhhh PLEASE EXPLAIN .... WTF was this channel when u started watching? I jus see video games
@stormwolf8770
2 жыл бұрын
The way it was worded....
@Xevahl
Жыл бұрын
@@bdough5012 S.T.A.L.K.E.R the game yes i know this is 4 months ago shush
@ivoryas1696
4 жыл бұрын
"Although she does look hotter now; is that weird?" - Yanderedev, probably
@justarandompurplefox3243
4 жыл бұрын
I like how “furry porn” is a type now
@slayeroffurries1115
4 жыл бұрын
This would be just Dark type in disguise
@slayeroffurries1115
4 жыл бұрын
@comic xxx subliminals exactly, Dark type fits perfectly
@karelsimek5871
4 жыл бұрын
I actually dont like that it exists
@nottoday9438
4 жыл бұрын
yes number 1 lopunny number 2 gardevor
@foxtrap86flame
4 жыл бұрын
Lopunny is my partner Pokémon so fuck you all
@mhyticreborn2549
4 жыл бұрын
I like how Haxorus just casually lands a Guillotine a 30% accurate one shot move.
@webbowser8834
2 жыл бұрын
IIRC the higher the level difference between the user and the target, the higher the accuracy.
@GlockheedMartin
4 жыл бұрын
9:42 you really weren't kidding when you said you havent played Pokemon in a long ass time
@a.z.pantera5577
4 жыл бұрын
Flygon really should've been Bug/Dragon. Sure it makes sandstorms, but I mean look at it. Same with Yanmega. Or at least give it a Dragon move.
@GlockheedMartin
4 жыл бұрын
@@a.z.pantera5577 Flygon is based off a species of dragonfly called the sand dragon so it makes sense hes ground/dragon. Yanmega however I agree
@tigercors3308
4 жыл бұрын
@@a.z.pantera5577 flygon is weird because it fits 4 types
@kirbywithnicehair3927
4 жыл бұрын
We can all agree that it should have sand veil as an ability
@SkyNinja759
4 жыл бұрын
@@kirbywithnicehair3927 Tyranitar embodies sandstorms better than Flygon. Which is sad.
@dragotized969
4 жыл бұрын
Pongsifu: tries to poison snorlax Snorlax's immunity ability: *you fool, peace was never an option.*
@andrzej7048
4 жыл бұрын
"Stop flattening my turtle!" That's what she said?
@mikoartz5006
4 жыл бұрын
Is dat a kennel tokorozawa refrence
@foxtrap86flame
4 жыл бұрын
I think that's The Office
@bronzytwo05
4 жыл бұрын
You don't sound too sure
@wildfire9280
3 жыл бұрын
(question maaaark)
@RainbowDashie69696
3 жыл бұрын
"The chairman has his pants on this must be serious" I laughed so hard
@wolpiewolp
4 жыл бұрын
"Green colored pokemon" Pongsinfu: Oh he a grass
@paclenny
4 жыл бұрын
Nah he bug
@moxiebility
4 жыл бұрын
No he def flying type
@somehistorynerd
4 жыл бұрын
You’re all on crack, it’s obviously Water type
@notlobster7048
3 жыл бұрын
People keep forgetting about bug type, lol
@Kid_Cat64
3 жыл бұрын
Drop the Mario Kart Madness, that green snake is obviously a Flying Type! /s everybody knows Rayquaza
@mallekadalov7276
4 жыл бұрын
0:50 fun fact melody is gordie’s mom. Deadass Edit: I KNOW its Melony guys autocorrect on my phone thought I was trying to say melody sheesh
@@MamaTrixxieAsmr and there is nothing wrong with that
@MamaTrixxieAsmr
4 жыл бұрын
@@Nixolodeon true It's really just a pick-your-poison situation lmao
@rooksclown316
4 жыл бұрын
@بيكاتشو الفار Rillaboom is chill
@idk-uh1gs
4 жыл бұрын
Furry
@Krookzior
4 жыл бұрын
It's scary how accurate "It's got like 5 different body parts" was for Silvally guess. He can change type based on an item. Call it more like 18 different parts.
@theultimatetempest1918
4 жыл бұрын
14:34 "Haxorus... OH, NO!! That thing! ...Shit." Lmao, I really felt that one.
@funtimefredbear4999
4 жыл бұрын
U FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK! 5:03
@HelvecioGomes
4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for your Deadly Premonition 1 gameplay. I think he gonna love it Zach.
@86sensual
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO A BELOVED POKEMON This guy: NO, DONT TOUCH ME THERE, THAT IS, MY NONO SQUARE
@srijanumesh5355
4 жыл бұрын
Where is it?
@86sensual
4 жыл бұрын
@@srijanumesh5355 MY NONO SQUARE
@pokemon_trainer_isaiah
3 жыл бұрын
*WHO TOUCH DA CHILD?!*
@chappyslaphappy1578
4 жыл бұрын
Evangelion type Pokemon primary attack: ten thousand billion hours of introspective angst followed by three minutes of screaming and stabbing
@dementodoc
4 жыл бұрын
You know what scares me about your channel? The editing is amazing and you can keep me hooked on video games I don't really care about, yet you only have 100k subs. I think I subbed around 50k and I consider you as my "hidden treasure" youtuber.
@pointybits6496
4 жыл бұрын
10:53 the perfect embodiment of her persona.
@VeiledArctic
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pollo4070
4 жыл бұрын
DISGUSTING
@ViewtifulCombo
4 жыл бұрын
8:00 the cut to losing is hilarious
@abarette_
4 жыл бұрын
15:48 Ok I lost it there lmao 😂
@couchpotato8869
4 жыл бұрын
"Flygon....that sounds like something eletric would be good against" I'm sorry little one
@floppa2462
4 жыл бұрын
watching you play pokemon and not knowing the types ... makes me laugh a lot, nice video
@darg682
4 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats eating breakfast while watching a quality content creator travel the world, pitting domesticated wildlife against each other.
@avianKneecaps
4 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how her name is "Melony" as well? Edit: A single fairy-type mon/move would solve all of your dragon problems forever
@CJCroen1393
3 жыл бұрын
In my personal Pokemon headcanon, I picture the Scottish Pokemon Trainer (I call her Nora) comes up with insulting nicknames for most of her allies. Her nickname for Melony is "Melons".
@lagrangepoint9386
2 жыл бұрын
@@CJCroen1393 Is that insulting or simply true?
@undeadsky923
4 жыл бұрын
No one: 14 yr old me playing GTA: 0:01
@TazVibez
4 жыл бұрын
7:22 the amount of times i did that as a kid is astonishing. I even still make that mistake every so often now lol!
@Specialshark
4 жыл бұрын
6:18 All smash characters getting dusted be like:
@andreware2039
4 жыл бұрын
15:57 he's just itching to say what's on his mind 🤣
@zmmrzmra6039
4 жыл бұрын
About to sink in a car.... What a great way to start!
@Irimu_
9 ай бұрын
I've watched this video 5 times now and still laugh every time I see the thumbnail
@thegreatwoodentable552
4 жыл бұрын
I myself, has used “a Dollar store Pokéball” on Legendarys. And have it Work-
@SleepyyLazyy
4 жыл бұрын
Been there, used 12 ultra balls, then throw a regular dollar store ball and somehow that works... makes me think that the game just triggers a “feel sorry for your poor skill in catching digital.pngs and animations” function
@briskyzeroes
4 жыл бұрын
"I'll finally read" also misses that there is smthn called max potion
@lukeboxwalker5993
4 жыл бұрын
I rewatched your first pokemon sword video like 5 times, it inspired me to complete this game myself and now you're saying that it wasn't just one video :O Pongsifu, I absolutely love you ❤
@theultrasceptile
4 жыл бұрын
If Pokémon was a school, this dude would get an F-
@waltervaquerano7608
4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@williamwarner5007
4 жыл бұрын
Not even worth an F-... I beat leon in less than a minute and 30 seconds with 1 hit K.O.s per pokemon.
@avirupsircar
4 жыл бұрын
@@williamwarner5007 ,no one cares
@avirupsircar
4 жыл бұрын
can u guys not understand? the only reason he even played pokemon was for shit and giggles
@aliaofstories4214
4 жыл бұрын
@@avirupsircar I feel like people are saying things just to say it, even though it’s obvious.
@TheFeri
4 жыл бұрын
3:12 heard that StarCraft reference, now I like you even more my dude
@QuaestorL
2 жыл бұрын
-Brother -Brother That's some quotable dialogue if i do say so myself.
@TheCarolinaAce.
4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard at someone guessing Pokémon, since that video where that guy called beedrill “big dick bee”
@Aandeeeee
4 жыл бұрын
5:43 when your walking around with your eyes closed
@Aandeeeee
4 жыл бұрын
I am replying to my own thing
@LOREntz013
4 жыл бұрын
1:40 Oh boi, you caught me off guard... I didn't know you onto tripping idol... Nice...
@sohamsaha04
4 жыл бұрын
what was that clip from lmao
@AerinstadasChronicler
4 жыл бұрын
Soham Saha She’s THE idol from Hololive. But the entire group is filled with a lot of fun and personality; I’d recommend looking them up. Her name in particular is Sora.
@LOREntz013
4 жыл бұрын
@@sohamsaha04 Her name is tokino sora from hololive... She's 1st generation (early member) & only idol char in group... Her strong trait is she has little fear to horror game but death inside when she see worm... lol...
@LOREntz013
4 жыл бұрын
@@sohamsaha04 kzitem.info/news/bejne/oqek2KihomeaeYI This translation clip about her double "headbutt"
@Kenneth_A_H
3 жыл бұрын
you sounded real mad when you got to the sand castle, " he better be ground" fuck man I lost my shit too funny
@DoomBowser64
4 жыл бұрын
Your Golurk edits are funny as hell dude.
@olivergarden-
4 жыл бұрын
1:15 no one: mark: *i can milk u*
@holdenivy4481
4 жыл бұрын
*I can milk you*
@BigMike-1998
Жыл бұрын
Him literally going after people forgetting Pokemon types is hilarious loved the ending not going to read too much into the comments but you know people had to be pissed😂
@vasusingh5909
Жыл бұрын
😂
@CarryPotter007
2 жыл бұрын
omg its soooooooooooooooooooo nice of you to reference the memes you used I don't know how to thank you but it's so special and unique cause nobody does that to spread the "FUNNY"
@SurrealKeenan
4 жыл бұрын
Pongsifu: *sees literally any green thing* "That is grass!"
@SuperBartHole
2 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching your content, your channel is gold to me and I'm bingeing. Thank you Pongsifu
@Jenilynn11
4 жыл бұрын
6:17 low levels dueling a high level in attempt to murder them in WildCraft be like
@lyre2035
4 жыл бұрын
“i dont have any full restores” the max potion siting in his bag:👁👄👁
@Azure_fae
4 жыл бұрын
Your editing is on point and your sense of humor is as well. You've earned yourself another subscriber :).
@Lunarfly_streams
4 жыл бұрын
" my pokemon floats" Well yes, but technically no
@pollo4070
4 жыл бұрын
Gamefreak stuff
@reasonablyglorious9143
4 жыл бұрын
5:43 the joke is on you because golurk can learn FLY also you think spamming bodyslam will do anything? lemme show you how ya do it **uses dig**
@supersizedmeat1988
4 жыл бұрын
1:00 I will be honest and say this is why I bought Pokemon Shield.
@internationalmenacetosociety
4 жыл бұрын
Shield may have Melony but sword has Bea
@pockegensplayer2713
3 жыл бұрын
Ye same
@CJCroen1393
3 жыл бұрын
I mean I like Gordie.
@Ese1Pac
2 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck that Gordie description was perfect.
@jocelynmejia1696
4 жыл бұрын
Seeing a fresh reaction to the new Pokémon stuff is so much fun lol. This video gives me happy feelings
@ElswordKcINC
4 жыл бұрын
dude funniest pokemon video iv ever seen on youtube. i actually like that u dont know pokemon types or what they do or any of that shit it makes the matches and the shit that happen to u all the more funny XD. Also some of the best editing ever. subscribed
@MrScraftineer
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite one was when you got Cradily correct... then almost nothing else XD... I love it..!
@strikermodel
2 ай бұрын
"Stop flattening my turtle!" Opening the video with CBT is a bold move!
@dystroyertheguy9724
4 жыл бұрын
7:27 You fool! your fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
@desmondschneider5397
Жыл бұрын
Leon: How could my dollar store Pokéball not work!? Me: That’s why I used my master ball from the wonder trade bot. (I don’t keep the hacked Pokémon, just the ball.)
@francogodoy6322
4 жыл бұрын
Your edits are beautiful. I love your channel
@familyfraser7905
4 жыл бұрын
15:51 "Grass" That's a fish.
@yumlo8570
4 жыл бұрын
honestly, I can't blame you for thinking Gardevoir is a grass type, the design team just wanted to jabait us
@echanhenry2285
2 жыл бұрын
I think anthropomorphic harlot is my new favorite phrase
@abarette_
4 жыл бұрын
4:26 Pokemon Sword/Shield in a nutshell.
@stitchfan08
2 жыл бұрын
Im glad i got the shield version
@ocides
4 жыл бұрын
dude... you have the BEST channel here on KZitem, and that's a fact
@Bluefrtjerk
4 жыл бұрын
I’m so thankful I got you in my recommendations somehow, honestly the funniest editing and comedic timing I’ve seen in a long time!
@miao_.3932
4 жыл бұрын
"Deedee or whatever his name is." Me: *chokes*
@Cat-ki3hy
4 жыл бұрын
King dededee
@Stpovrreacting
4 жыл бұрын
@@Cat-ki3hy its the name you should know dedede hes the star of the show
@desuordie4856
10 ай бұрын
Watching someone fresh to the game just mash their head at it is somethign I never knew I needed.
@lolbittes9871
4 жыл бұрын
4:17 HAHAHA LOL THIS WAS SO FUNNY TO ME 🤣🤣🤣
@IGSA101
4 жыл бұрын
Watching someone who's probably my age play pokemon like my grandmother is both infuriating and hilarious at the same time.
@amiandivh
4 жыл бұрын
i am so god damn glad that im not the only one who reslly doesnt like whsts his face. the brony gym leader
@andrewill7705
2 жыл бұрын
im gonna subscribe for the edits lmfao good work
@dragonquest8ftw1
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, you still got Klara and Bea, I'd say that makes up for the lack of Melony.
@joshuawang1307
Жыл бұрын
16:13 I can't believe he got Gardevoir correct. Me personally I probably would've guessed Physic and got it wrong
@wonderfred
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit an unforgivable reference?? I haven't heard one of those in like a decade
@robgoblin9803
Жыл бұрын
I love the segment at the end
@calebwiseheart1282
4 жыл бұрын
0:40 Sword got Bea so I'd say it's an equal trade off
@pollo4070
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@MrChickenicecream
3 жыл бұрын
5:20 unforgivable.
@tessakastro5041
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that this guy puts EVERY MEME in the desc is god tier
@DarkCryosis
4 жыл бұрын
16:05 That’s a normal type electric water ground dragon bug grass flying and every single other type.
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