Once you start watching, you have to finish. He's that great.
@joeb134
3 ай бұрын
I'm quitting midway through just because you said this
@thedesertfox6889
3 ай бұрын
@@joeb134 lmao
@damienrockstarthholyonofg3103
3 ай бұрын
yeah, i had stuff to do, and I said, "they can wait, i gotta finish this!" so good. this was his best banger so far!
@georgemetesky5519
3 ай бұрын
I actually got bored with his repetitive misogyny after 7 minutes. @@joeb134
@rustymak55
3 ай бұрын
😮❤😂😂@@joeb134
@bradshymon8012
3 ай бұрын
He never breaks the chain of connections in his stories! 👌🤘
@RANDOMNATION907
3 ай бұрын
_"There are No feminists in a house fire"_ . . . put that on a t-shirt
@michah321
2 ай бұрын
I wouldn't say that. Not 20 years later. And guess what? Women firefighters too.
@zetetick395
2 ай бұрын
@@michah321 Dude, he didn't say there was no _women_ in a housefire (that's not the joke)
@michah321
2 ай бұрын
@@zetetick395 I got the " joke". I'm saying it's not relevant 20 years later
@IUP8907
Ай бұрын
I dont know a single woman who could carry a man out of a burning building. Sure a female firefighter could but I've never met one.
@commandingsteel
Ай бұрын
@@michah321 unless you're a man married to a female fire fighter, it is very relevant
@slim_garrison
Жыл бұрын
All of Burrs stuff is good, but this set is one of his best! Dude is a comedic legend.
@terjesvensen8393
3 ай бұрын
Listen to George Carlin and Jim jefferies too ! Very good about Religion and God is drunk at a party with Jim.
@dynamo_spade
3 ай бұрын
izzard 🎃
@sarge420
3 ай бұрын
His Philly rant is classic
@rodx5571
3 ай бұрын
@@sarge420 yes it is.
@bikeb4ndit761
Ай бұрын
Totally dude, the Pope bit😂😂😂
@robbieanderson7832
11 ай бұрын
Bill Burr is one of the goats in stand up comedian history. My favorite
@mrscary3105
3 ай бұрын
He is the best alive because he studied the great George Carlin. (And it shows)
@terjesvensen8393
3 ай бұрын
What about George Carlin and Jim Jefferies? Good too.
@robbieanderson7832
3 ай бұрын
Yes they are. I like george carlin as well
@urielpolak9949
3 ай бұрын
And do not forget patrice o neill. Bill burr would not
@mrscary3105
3 ай бұрын
@@urielpolak9949 gone too soon
@sonquatsch8585
3 ай бұрын
i remember this. he deserved every bit of success he got.
@fluffkiss18
Жыл бұрын
I've watched this several times. He's not just a comedian...he's a sociological genius. He worms his way through topics so adeptly. He's smart and just tuned into the shit like nobody else. Brilliant!
@need_more_time1119
Жыл бұрын
For some reason I read it as "turned into shit" lmao
@e.r3196
Жыл бұрын
Billy GOAT. bahhhhh!
@amjo4545
Жыл бұрын
@aaronsyverson True. And good way of putting it.
@GPT_Prompts
11 ай бұрын
Its like George Carlin passed the torch. Bill reminds me of George and at the same time he doesnt if that makes sense at all. I think he sees the big picture and hes someone i dont think you can bullshit. He can see through it all.
@fisquid
2 ай бұрын
Proof positive that a white guy can talk about race without coming across as racist.
@yaroslavliutnik5594
Ай бұрын
Bill Burr is one of the greatest comedians in history, in my humble opinion. I wish him and his family all the best.
@artbehrman7712
Ай бұрын
Thank god for comedians. And Bill Burr is one of the best.
@Winterstick549
3 ай бұрын
That sky diving reference will foreever be embedded in my mind.
@supremelordoftheuniverse5449
3 ай бұрын
Never get married
@user-fo6wb3st3p
Ай бұрын
Mine too
@HansJrgenFurfjord
Ай бұрын
There's women from outside NATO, they don't have the Tinder mindset, they aren't constantly looking for something better on a subconscious and/or conscious level. Except China maybe, their statistics now is like the West. In Vietnam nobody hardly ever gets divorced. Lowest rate in the world. Also: The best looking women in the world.
@supremelordoftheuniverse5449
Ай бұрын
@@HansJrgenFurfjord hypergamy is biologically wired into the female brain, so I'd challenge your claim that they're not doing it on a subconscious level. What I believe happens is there are enough checks in balances (cultural, moral, religious and legal) to keep it under control - we used to have those in the West too
@alyxferrari8793
Ай бұрын
@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 you seem like a real treat. i can see why youre not married lmfao
@genjimccorkle5518
8 ай бұрын
Don’t know how many times I watched this, but never disappoints every single time.
@TheWayoftheMostHigh
2 ай бұрын
I watch Bill over and over because it always brings tears of laughter.
@TS-yf2zf
Жыл бұрын
The "what about me" gets me every time 🤣🤣
@MK-zm8vl
2 ай бұрын
19 years later, a wife, two kids, millions of dollars... and this is the best I have ever seen him try to dress.
@michaelcoursey8614
2 ай бұрын
I love the way this man puts things in perspective. Beast mode comedy
@AshCosgrove
Ай бұрын
Back when Billy Redballs still had hair. Love this guy LOL.
@Lebo-Aaliyah
2 ай бұрын
“Is That Too Real For You Guys?” Bill Burr
@LuciDreamer91
Жыл бұрын
I love how his black comic impression is just chris rock lmao
@daviddonnelly426
3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Adeweyrants
6 ай бұрын
Gets to the point and doesn't apologize........thanks Bill
@whats_holden_up
Жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian of all time. Bill Burr is hilarious
@michaelsuniga6214
Жыл бұрын
Same here, to me he's the best!
@wildninjakickass
7 ай бұрын
All day
@johncapewell7520
3 ай бұрын
What makes it even funnier for me is that he basically goes through every reason in detail that made me break up with my ex and decide that I'm staying single for the rest of my days 😂😂
@arrjee9474
3 ай бұрын
Yeah? How’s that workn out for ya?
@johncapewell7520
3 ай бұрын
@arrjee9474 it's working out absolutely perfect. It's been over 5 years now and it's so unbelievably blissful. I do what I want when I get home from work and on the weekends I sleep in for as long as i want and then wake up and do absolutely nothing if I choose to. I never have to compromise or meet halfway. On top of all that I don't even have kids. I'm hardly in any debt and I can even afford to not work Mondays anymore because I don't have to do extra shifts to provide for kids or go out for pointless restaurant meals when I have food in the house. Honestly I recommend it to everyone. I'm aware though that most people need another human beings for some strange reason even though 90% of relationships go completely stale after not long and just brings hardship with it. I'm 35 and have already discovered that being single is the easiest way to true happiness.
@user-tx2kj5wn5m
2 ай бұрын
Pm😊@@johncapewell7520
@Ailingforale
2 ай бұрын
It's true that not everyone needs to get married, but it worked out great for me. I love my wife and kids. At the same time, I'm glad you're happy and I hope it continues for yah.
@johncapewell7520
2 ай бұрын
@Ailingforale mate I'm glad it's working out for you and I hope it continues to do so 👍
@rogambrell2896
Жыл бұрын
Annnnnnd now he’s married too 😂
@alphavegas1
Жыл бұрын
And he is now bald. Coincidence?
@rah718
Жыл бұрын
Beautiful lady...
@SandwichDoctorZ
Жыл бұрын
@@rah718she kinda looks like a lesbian Leslie Jones. I guess if youre into that😅😂
@rogambrell2896
Жыл бұрын
@@SandwichDoctorZ you obviously need glasses smh. His wife looks nothing like Leslie Jones.
@MikinessAnalog
Жыл бұрын
to a very strong, stern, compassionate, & patient black woman
@drealomeli1020
6 ай бұрын
He’s so freaking hilarious 😂🙌🏼
@dennisobannon2328
3 ай бұрын
Yes he is! You are beautiful
@slimfit-solutions
Жыл бұрын
Malcom x and Danny Glover 😂😂😂😂😂
@billreddy7593
Ай бұрын
I saw the first two minutes and thought - "I've already heard this on Sirius XM..." and then proceeded to listen all the way to the end. Legend.
@brianhunt9614
3 ай бұрын
That is a brilliant set Mr Burr. Well done.
@sluwisch
Жыл бұрын
I've seen this bit about 11 times. Never stops being funny 😅😂
@vjamie69
4 ай бұрын
I agree! You can believe in your own way without some stranger preaching to you!
@Trobtwillis
3 ай бұрын
"He saideth unto thee..." ☝️🎙️😤
@tldoctor2497
Жыл бұрын
Fuck, that candle store bit was it for real. I like candles personally, but two hours?? Lol
@robertkerby2581
3 ай бұрын
Watching for the third time, and Mr. Bill Burr is still hilariously funny!
@tunnelvisionstudioszm
3 ай бұрын
Is this the line to lose half my shit? Awesome 😂
@MatthewRogerson-wk3bd
2 ай бұрын
Watching him talk about marriage and the fact he is now on the shortest leash mankind has ever known is even more hilarious than the jokes.
@lonniepee9804
3 ай бұрын
Pesto in the omelet gets me every time I think of it 'cause I can hear his voice. "Oh, it's asparagus. I thought it was pesto." Tears me UP. 😎
@scottgarber4558
2 ай бұрын
Wanna flip the table over
@lonniepee9804
Ай бұрын
'At nih' crazih😎
@AtagoSKK
10 ай бұрын
His description of his dad fluctuates wildly
@simontemplar1
3 ай бұрын
never heard of this dude, but now I have and am hooked
@user-ch2ef6sq1u
3 ай бұрын
you are a lucky fellow. you have decades of his wonderful stand up to enjoy. i also recommend 'f is for family'. its an animated show and he is the lead. he's wonderfully messed up and hilarious in it. oh and also, ' immoral compass' is fantastic too :)
@jamesdelaney3797
3 ай бұрын
Bill, one of my favorites
@Sosublime_
3 ай бұрын
This special is the embodiment of my worldview
@bobdobalina838
3 ай бұрын
Legend.
@brianjmortensen
3 ай бұрын
One of Mr. Burr’s best sets !
@jaguarrose7022
Жыл бұрын
Love this guy!
@brettcoops
2 ай бұрын
Gotta love Bill! Hilariously honest, and has a great way of cutting through the BS of everyday life
@user-yp6xu2fc1j
3 ай бұрын
I feel that way alot as I get older, I just tell the TV ,"SHUT UP"WHEN I SEE SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE
@hounddog3476
3 ай бұрын
Thx Bill Burr. I needed some cheering up.
@rrydinhigh2452
2 ай бұрын
Bill is really good at this comedy thing. He kills it, every time I watch him. -👌
@beltonite2243
Жыл бұрын
I think, the closest I ever came to self harm, was at a brunch.
@maval4537
Жыл бұрын
That was before he got married...
@samuelcorona9214
11 ай бұрын
I’ll eat a cheeseburger and rub one out 😅
@PaulBlueSkies
3 ай бұрын
"OH my god look at all this stuff !! All this stuff is stupid ! Look at all this stupid stuff !!" Kills me everytime i watch it 😂
@arribaficationwineho32
11 ай бұрын
I love his woman voice!
@alittlecreepywhenyou
3 ай бұрын
Is that pesto??? Ohhh, it's asparagus! It's asparagus in the omelette!🙃
@chriswhite7236
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious! My favourite comedian
@TheRealThomasPaine1776
2 ай бұрын
Just freaking amazing
@Emeraldcity70
10 ай бұрын
Funniest comedian of all time. Thanks for this video. Keep it on youtube please.
@scottglover8357
3 ай бұрын
PURE TRUTH BRILLIANCE
@NailFactoryProds
3 ай бұрын
The fact that he thought those jeans were working were the funniest part...
@HalfCrazy520
Ай бұрын
In 2005, the jeans were probably the height of fashion... 19 years ago...
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
3 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Ultrapaleface here. Once i helped a young distressed stranded pax w a ride out of MIA. Beautiful black Atlanta city girl. I live in the 'hood. She got nervous! Finally her family cleared up enough to pick up the phone. Tricky 'hood. Lanes, drives, we Lost. We had to ask that scared suspicious white cop for help, at 3am...
@djish3223
3 ай бұрын
I love this man ❤😂
@sonquatsch8585
3 ай бұрын
we all do.
@Jgleason23
Ай бұрын
Bill you’re the greatest my brotha
@josepatino2368
3 ай бұрын
Why would you want to sleep in on Sunday? 😂😂😂
@nolongerblocked6210
3 ай бұрын
Legendary!
@kimlanteigne8972
3 ай бұрын
Bill's the greatest!😂😂😂😂
@Trobtwillis
3 ай бұрын
Excellent set! LOL!!! 😄🗯️
@captainnutsack8151
2 ай бұрын
Mid 2000s Comedy Central was just f'in awesome man. The sketch comedy shows, the random stand-up specials....back when cable was awesome
@Capturethelightraw
Ай бұрын
I love him
@1001Balance
5 ай бұрын
What a nice eighties shirt 😂
@rohannvanzyl1585
2 ай бұрын
"Oh it's asparagus? IT'S ASPARAGUS, I thought it was pesto." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@uuclmusic2711
2 ай бұрын
Like anyone could confuse asparagus and pesto…
@tessangelabeck8958
Ай бұрын
@@uuclmusic2711well, the tips are delicate and easily separated and green . . and bland
@jayt9893
2 ай бұрын
Still one of my favorite comics
@ES-os7ko
3 ай бұрын
Let it go has to be the all time best Bill Burr special, but this one is close
@studenastrana273
2 ай бұрын
Bill bur was and is a legend ♥
@CorporationSKY
3 ай бұрын
Hes always had good takes...fair and balanced too
@indyku7405
2 ай бұрын
I really enjoyed this ❤
@TIOLIOfficial
3 ай бұрын
Love this.
@IlliniJake
Ай бұрын
One of the greatest ever. He doesn't give a shit about being cancelled by the pc mob and let's it all hang out.
@mns8732
3 ай бұрын
We had the same dad.
@scottbaker7365
2 ай бұрын
Top 3. Up there my new favorite along with carlin
@EdidiongFrank
Ай бұрын
Dude is hilarious AF 😂😂
@robertd1211
8 ай бұрын
Damn so old its 4:3 And I remember all of these. 😂😂 😩😩
@guycmcd
2 ай бұрын
Loved "Old Dads"...
@kenyancitizen7007
Ай бұрын
I'm a black dude but I really like how he roasted us. This is more than comedy... He makes you think!
@ragermeister
Ай бұрын
What an outfit lol
@getit9066
3 ай бұрын
16:25 Bill, I present to you the Walt Disney Company.
@yusufbas035
Жыл бұрын
it almost will be 20 years in one and half year
@marksenofficial
3 ай бұрын
What a legend
@jakebee7205
3 ай бұрын
Who saw this in 2005 and thought "yeah he'll be in Star Wars one day"
@nearlynativenursery8638
Ай бұрын
Fucking hilarious with some real truths or certain. Jim Rodgers
@andredunn5438
Ай бұрын
The goat
@Marchant2
3 ай бұрын
I never heard of Bill Burr but I like him.
@benkhaledmohamedali5149
Ай бұрын
2:42 : 😂 i am 36 and i looked to the « stats » 😂😂
@BrandonHardaker
3 ай бұрын
He's very cool. Unstoppable!
@SpirosPolikandriotis
3 ай бұрын
Bill killing
@abacab87
3 ай бұрын
Can't believe I just discovered this guy, thanks to KZitem shorts. It's extra funny for me as I'm a white guy living in a black neighborhood. I saw one of his shorts where he talks about something only a white guy would know if he was in close proximity to blacks, and so I looked him up, and sure enough he's married to a black woman.
@fedgesmedjji7494
3 ай бұрын
how have you never heard of Bill Burr?
@SergeyRyabenko
3 ай бұрын
"We have little problem in aisle 8" that broke me
@felixnorman9562
Ай бұрын
Oh man, great!
@zakkholguin3942
3 ай бұрын
Damn I haven't seen this in a minute! I think I'm about his age here and I live alone with no gf so this hits hard in a good and not good way.
@Heathcoatman
3 ай бұрын
So funny to watch this knowing he is married with two kids now, haha
@user-ed4xh9ut7r
2 ай бұрын
That's pretty sweet that you got some new gear bro love your mic, probably no need to ask can anyone hear me see you guys on the next one can anyone hear me can you hear me❤
@furincleavage8136
2 ай бұрын
He's in san jose in a couple months...i feel like I have to go
@GonzalesMichael-sx4sd
3 ай бұрын
THIS GUY IS FUNNNNNNNNY...😂
@Augfordpdoggie
3 ай бұрын
i love his female/GF voice its hilarious
@DrDuMore
2 ай бұрын
You know what…… good! 😅
@JamieJacksonati
Ай бұрын
He was always sharp AF
@washingtonwine-hwy12
2 ай бұрын
Damn that’s sooo relevant still
@Haroldp72
11 ай бұрын
23:17 fred sanford heart attack act
@smf2072
4 ай бұрын
Meh.....no....not seein it at all. Not the same expressions, he didn't say "it's the big one" or "here I come Elizabeth." Red Fox put his own into it, made it unique, made it the success it was. How much different can a person act out one heart attack from another? A heart attack is a heart attack.....it doesn't vary a whole lot.
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