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Somebody tell this dude there's plenty of fish in the sea
@nannz.7266
2 жыл бұрын
But don't forget that fish was his first love. 🤣 🤣
@binjeisharkman
2 жыл бұрын
nobody tell him that, nobody tell him that
@fazehank5311
2 жыл бұрын
No don't please don't
@ren200758
2 жыл бұрын
Do you like fish stick?
@blekblek90
2 жыл бұрын
You need to watch the full video, that what Q said after this. "Because I think hopefully that fish went to heaven, because the fish only served you know only did that for me so, hopefully the fish went to heaven so if I go to the hell, it's a bit upset because I'll never see the fish again." "I know it's sin, but how do we know the fish didn't enjoy it. How do we know it wasn't sick of being a fish that would swim around in the ocean following its other fish, how do we know I didn't save it's life and gave it a purpose, and how do we know it didn't die in peace?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@riverbandit2138
Жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if this is real or fake, if it’s fake he did an amazing job.
@lal6005
Жыл бұрын
if its real, then the fish did am amazing job
@rohithp5201
Жыл бұрын
@@lal6005 💀💀😭
@smokedcaramel3818
Жыл бұрын
It's a copypasta
@strider_hiryu850
Жыл бұрын
@@lal6005 kzitem.info/news/bejne/pJB6rZaYnqqqpoo
@ASingleSpaghetti
Жыл бұрын
"I don't even like fish food that much. I prefer steaks medium-rare."
@aidinexmachina4232
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe this guy said all of this without cracking up
@maikalnait8604
Жыл бұрын
That means it's a true story
@c.a.marsupial.1282
Жыл бұрын
He's brilliant.
@xue.0w0
Жыл бұрын
Dude still sounds emotional talking about that fish-
@zacccdp7286
Жыл бұрын
Which really worries me
@okok5693
Жыл бұрын
+++++
@Halbairn
Жыл бұрын
It's like The Deep confessing his first sex escapade... with a fish.
@raxsand2297
Жыл бұрын
he prefers octopussy
@anuspajamas6105
Жыл бұрын
The Boys
@gustavosousa8966
Жыл бұрын
I was about to say that
@gustavofring9769
Жыл бұрын
Ambrosia's friend
@tacticalpacklimbo129
Жыл бұрын
Cares more about fish than his job
@defiantgoon4061
2 жыл бұрын
At least he likes his steak medium rare
@catgrannyan7300
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, it cleared my soul XD
@haoo2288
2 жыл бұрын
but dat steak seems to be juicyy isn't it 😈
@nannz.7266
2 жыл бұрын
Yes. 🤣
@ponalvsiki2254
2 жыл бұрын
I like sushi.
@lyl14ghost
2 жыл бұрын
Well he isn't a total monster.
@KeyBladeMaster-Dan
2 жыл бұрын
This guy took "Fish are friends not food" to a whole new level 😂
@user-nh4ss7it8t
2 жыл бұрын
而是砲友友
@StCharlos
2 жыл бұрын
Friends with benefits😵💫
@adenpun
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-nh4ss7it8t lol
@flyingbanana1275
2 жыл бұрын
fish with benefits?🙃
@ichijou_raku159
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-nh4ss7it8t 是炮
@3spokes
2 жыл бұрын
I could’ve gone through my life without listening to this story
@phir9255
Жыл бұрын
It was your fate to listen to this story
@cryptid_cactus
Жыл бұрын
I was expecting a clickbait...it’s not, for once it’s not 🌚 why this one out of all videos
@BigBodyBiggolo
Жыл бұрын
Hah! I actually pressed pause at 0:18 and reading the comments i dont regret it
@user-qn2ey6gk4m
Жыл бұрын
Everything happens for a reason 😍 next time you're eating fish, think about this
@dolphinswilltakeover
Жыл бұрын
@@BigBodyBiggolo I want what u have
@DulyDullahan
Жыл бұрын
I managed to keep my face straight for almost the entire story but completely lost it towards the end when he said “I’ll never forgot the feeling of it dying on my d**k” and when he had to reconfirm that she was still listening 😂
@sol.-ie4ok
2 ай бұрын
They are amazing
@daibreak1052
2 жыл бұрын
......I don't think I bought the right copy of Finding Nemo
@dungchicken878
2 жыл бұрын
This might be the TRUE copy:))
@silentnight1484
2 жыл бұрын
Nah it just The Bad Ending of Finding Nemo: Deleted Footage.
@fireflymiesumae
2 жыл бұрын
💀
@Cluxystardom
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Khan-_-Art1st
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah you got Grinding Nemo
@shachino9389
Жыл бұрын
At this point, the quote "there's a plenty of fish on the sea" has a double meaning now
@mcgrill11
Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@thesauceman9132
Жыл бұрын
1:54 shoutout to twitch user SmexyFish for saying "I AM NOT SAFE HERE"
@calamitywayblight4752
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@nc-jadesoulkitsunemv6570
Жыл бұрын
I lost it when he described how the fish was shaking and dying in his trousers. Idk if I lost my sanity, my hope for human kind or will to not laugh. Probably all three tbh
@tienat4914
2 жыл бұрын
good job algorithm, now I can't sleep peacefully
@qjyasuo5022
2 жыл бұрын
hi từ fb =))
@TamThan4ever
2 жыл бұрын
@@qjyasuo5022 bạn từ vina cursed images hay từ đâu ạ ?
@thaibinhloc6338
2 жыл бұрын
Ghiền lắmn
@tuanhung1862
2 жыл бұрын
*without the fish
@A1VXZC1ZXCZX1
2 жыл бұрын
Mình từ RVN nha
@angngocminh3830
2 жыл бұрын
she did a great job holding it such facial expressions =)))
@tomyamate9564
2 жыл бұрын
:))
@karamelapple8007
Жыл бұрын
That's a woman is it?
@allxuyree
Жыл бұрын
@@karamelapple8007 yes
@muhammadHassan-kj1jy
Жыл бұрын
@@karamelapple8007 Im reacting like that Jon Bernthal crying meme
@datankz2498
Жыл бұрын
This was a wave of emotions, I firstly took it with a straight face, chuckled a little, then lost it. I am now crying in the corner afterwards.
@c.a.marsupial.1282
Жыл бұрын
It's been 5 minutes after I listened and I'm still laughing.
@grugthecaveman4565
Жыл бұрын
Do you ever think in real confessions the priest just eventually says, “Dude, what the fuck?”
@silvius6416
Жыл бұрын
well the priest most probably raped a little boy before, so...dont think so
@jakethedog7237
Жыл бұрын
I hope so shits funny
@yaminokitsune4087
2 жыл бұрын
she looks like she's praying through the whole story XD
@billschool8785
2 жыл бұрын
I am from Vietnam and the story of this fish has spread and it is an obsession for us
@churiac3
2 жыл бұрын
same
@edophuc2216
2 жыл бұрын
Damn
@imlemon3052
2 жыл бұрын
Hi guys
@NoName-rs9ni
2 жыл бұрын
Cười ẻ 😂
@thaiduong0623
2 жыл бұрын
yo
@MrTakadatsu
Жыл бұрын
This guy was a fish in another life. He had a fish lover , they were happy , untill one day they got caught by a man and a boy. The fish instantly felt a connection with the boy. The rest is history.
@RetroPlus
Жыл бұрын
I love a good wholesome story
@user-qn2ey6gk4m
Жыл бұрын
Same 🥰 I sent this to my grandma
@Notoriouszero
2 жыл бұрын
Now THIS.... this is quality content. I was dying trying not to laugh on break at work.
@Eurospezial
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if people out there understand the sheer bravery it took to come forward with this statement and the masses sitting at home feeling the same way but refuse to speak up. The animosity we have to face on a daily basis even in our own family as he so valiantly shared. Deep in my heart I know for sure, there is a better place in existence - a place where the fish and this outstandingly courageous young gentleman are reunited. #fishrightsarehumanrights
@locpham7471
2 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@ThienLe-vz7dq
2 жыл бұрын
Yes my friend. It’s so sad to see the man being separated from his true self because of the so called standard moral of society. The feeling he’s been holding all these years,.. it’s just too unjust to deny or ban such pure and bright love. I believe all people are created equal and have an equal right to express themselves as who they are. I support the fish and human companion. #fishrightsarehumanright
@Loudshark_
2 жыл бұрын
I know that sometime things can be hard for our life, but goddamn let the fishes live their life. Like don’t make the fish suffer plz, let them live plz
@highbornpig2229
2 жыл бұрын
@@Loudshark_ nah bro that fish got me actin some kinda way
"You're not a fish - how do you know what fish enjoy?" --- Hui Shi, Famous ancient Chinese philosopher
@user-mv8bw6ig3g
2 жыл бұрын
well, that's Zhuangzi who said that
@jiansong3077
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-mv8bw6ig3g nah ug I looked it up, Zhuangzi is the butterfly guy
@user-mv8bw6ig3g
2 жыл бұрын
@@jiansong3077 Oh, I mess it up, thanks for telling me. and the meme make me cannot stop laughing while see that line again. 😂
@jiansong3077
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-mv8bw6ig3g makes you wonder how wild our ancestors can get am I right?
@user-mv8bw6ig3g
2 жыл бұрын
@@jiansong3077 They aren't that weird, but this accident makes it seem different if you see this video.
@huyanhpham4734
2 жыл бұрын
look like she is the most patient person that still try to hear that story:)
@chauphamnguyenbao3558
2 жыл бұрын
Này là vid của cổ luôn mà bạn :))
@huyanhpham4734
2 жыл бұрын
@@chauphamnguyenbao3558 cổ quá đào lên thành trend:)))
@myavatarisadeadmeme9328
2 жыл бұрын
Man takes the statement "if there's a hole there's a way" differently
@gravy7944
Жыл бұрын
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
@FieryEgon
Жыл бұрын
From time to time I relisten to this fucking gem of a story, 10/10 will listen again in a few months.
@heron_Joseph
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone from Taiwan, you are here not because this video pops up on your recommended video... let's admit it, YOU SEARCHED FOR IT.
@maple95377
2 жыл бұрын
YES.
@lucifercon4868
2 жыл бұрын
the nun did a good job holding it together because i would have laughed somewhere in the middle of of it
@KhoaNguyen-os5zv
2 жыл бұрын
I just appreciate how smooth his voice is :3
@elite6848
Жыл бұрын
how tf does that matter in this scenario?
@Thunderguy229
Жыл бұрын
I don’t know how bro wasn’t cracking up while telling his story lol
@KittyPikaChu
Жыл бұрын
@@Thunderguy229 probably cause he’s traumatised
@alistergoh9744
Жыл бұрын
all thanks to the fish
@jumpvelocity3953
Жыл бұрын
@@KittyPikaChu bro you are bound to be removed from the gene pool if you’re traumatized from jacking off with a fish 💀
@Thoroughly_Wet
Жыл бұрын
What the hell?! This guy had a mini fridge in his room growing up?
@MeloYelo
Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! BOURGEOISIE FISHFUCKING BULLSHIT
@MrFloom
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being reincarnated into that fish
@GoogleAccount0729
Жыл бұрын
Oh hell no
@thanhnguyenquoc9762
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this change " keep your fish in your pants " to a whole new meaning
@catgrannyan7300
2 жыл бұрын
Wow you are actually good at keeping calm after hearing such a...
@haiangho6144
2 жыл бұрын
Nah i’m sure niki would think she would spare that Q guy but Jesus won’t
@slotzoffuntrue
Жыл бұрын
I don't think there's enough forgiveness in God's heart for this man
@c.a.marsupial.1282
Жыл бұрын
I don't agree. He's confessed it so God will forgive him. But I doubt the fish ever will.
@lastword9047
Жыл бұрын
@@c.a.marsupial.1282 it's bestiality he's not being forgiven its a major sin lol
@c.a.marsupial.1282
Жыл бұрын
@@lastword9047 it's a made up story.
@lastword9047
Жыл бұрын
@@c.a.marsupial.1282 obviously
@c.a.marsupial.1282
Жыл бұрын
@@lastword9047 ok, your joking, my mistake. Keep well.
@hanchisun6164
Жыл бұрын
there is an old Chinese saying by Zhuang tze: "you are not fish, how do you know if the fish was not happy?" 子非鱼,安知鱼之乐--《庄子》
@_.da.nai._6368
2 жыл бұрын
He said the word fish so many times that it doesn't have a meaning anymore
@No-Name0087
7 ай бұрын
She looks like she doesnt know whether she wants to laugh, cry or just quit.
@HinnerkHesse
Жыл бұрын
This man is really strong for actually getting himself in such a vulnerable position and what he gets is a twitch chat making fun of him.. Like, obviously, it's a bit funny but it's obviously a big thing to him that also has a huge impact on his relationship with his dad and his sexuality and he deserves a therapist or a friend or whatever to talk to about this - actually offering actual help.
@user-xu1ru1nu3y
Жыл бұрын
its a joke dumbass, nerd🤓
@donovanfaust3227
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe you're taking it seriously, this is definitely a joke, like a copy pasta. Maybe at one point someone has done something like this but it definitely wasn't the dude "confessing".
@lt3880
Жыл бұрын
its fake dude
@abysswatcher4907
Жыл бұрын
It's a sad world. We don't know if anything is ironic or not.
@HinnerkHesse
Жыл бұрын
@neko cracker An attitude like yours is the reason for people to become mentally ill
@killer4969666
Жыл бұрын
You know Niki, congrats in maintaining the composture. Plus now you might think of all the things priests have to hear on a confissionary...
@Noquan727
2 жыл бұрын
Finding nemo: totally another story Real finding nemo:
@just_duc22
2 жыл бұрын
This dude is a legend 😂😂
@mrgoat3774
Жыл бұрын
He’s definitely pulling her leg, but it is a funny story.
@crimsonspade4305
Жыл бұрын
You wanna put money on that though?
@kindablessed4991
Жыл бұрын
There was an entire new feeling in my mind after hearing that story. I think it was disgust(self -explanatory), sadness(because he really did sound sad) and just overall being overwhelmed. Holy shit.
@Probe_THC
2 жыл бұрын
1:54 That "SmexyFish" guy in the chat took this vid to a new level.
@muratay4765
2 жыл бұрын
he is real "DEEP" from THE BOYS
@jeepee2609
Жыл бұрын
I was literally watching the last episode 2 hours ago 😭
@napoleonsolo5929
Жыл бұрын
@@jeepee2609 Now we wait until Fall 2023
@drezz9766
Жыл бұрын
It's a terrible day to have the ability to hear.
@b00mcake
Жыл бұрын
him saying "hello?" at the end broke me, I finally broke
@azazel611
2 жыл бұрын
Damn, must be stressful when hearing those confessions.
@nguyenchuongvo1324
2 жыл бұрын
A video full of quality. Wish you success in the future
@Phenixzero
2 жыл бұрын
Sister clearly holding her laugh so hard!
@historiespiston9736
Жыл бұрын
This is by far the most oddly specific and completely random fucking thing my ears have ever been cursed to hear.
@pumpkin_soup3710
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wish God would take away my ability to hear
@Whatever-xu3np
2 жыл бұрын
you... 😂 made my day
@OnceUponKid
2 жыл бұрын
me too bro.
@TheBenghaziRabbit
2 жыл бұрын
From scary to this. What a revolution!
@josephputinch3090
Жыл бұрын
at least he took responsibility, what a great man
@goatsfluff
Жыл бұрын
This is perfection XD It had me ugly laughing. Thank you! The ending too. F for fish!
@PsyWalks
Жыл бұрын
Your try not to laugh skills are amazing
@GearlessJoe0
Жыл бұрын
This is the consequence of giving your kid a mini fridge
@_soothsayer_
Жыл бұрын
That "hello?" At the end really completed this clip i feel
@IBigDickI
Жыл бұрын
"There's no fish related stuff, nothing." Sir, may I introduce you to the world of Zora r34?
@anamggss
Жыл бұрын
I would like to imagine him going directly to a church after this and confessing the same thing, the same way to the priest
@JackyL1314
2 жыл бұрын
That little ”Hello” at the end💀
@goblineater494
Жыл бұрын
This did psychic damage to me.
@sarahyano__
2 жыл бұрын
Here's Taiwan. This has been a great meme recently Thank you and thanks this fish boy 🐟 (我是台灣人,這已經變成我們的迷因了,謝謝妳和這位魚兄)
@speak.Mandarin
2 жыл бұрын
@台灣民國球 用魚?..
@mamamary2272
2 жыл бұрын
normal confession: i read r34 of jesus That one guy: I came on my.... Friends dog
@forbbiddenn
Жыл бұрын
Her face duringn the story its pure gold
@andewfusthe3rd
Жыл бұрын
Bruh, the look of uncertainty and terror on her face, occasionally twisting into confused laughter then disgust and pity
@sevar2411
Жыл бұрын
omg she made an amazing job holding that laugh
@degiguess
Жыл бұрын
this felt like it lasted 4 hours
@OneBiasedOpinion
Жыл бұрын
This felt way longer than 3 minutes.
@yukitakeru4719
Жыл бұрын
the fact that this video was uploaded on my birthday makes me wanna cry
@aimingisnice7732
Жыл бұрын
10/10 confession
@oviethuy8956
2 жыл бұрын
If you look carefully, her lips when she try to holding the laugh, had becoming more like fish lips
@spidoggo182
2 жыл бұрын
Only 3m and it already gives me too many emotions.
@jh_box
Жыл бұрын
That "Hello?" at the end was just perfect🤣
@gingerguy4532
Жыл бұрын
She should of said well there’s still plenty of fish in the sea 😂
@Jonas-qg6jw
Жыл бұрын
This is one of these "too weird to not be true stories"
@avocadojr.3778
Жыл бұрын
If he actually confessed something like in am actual church, the priest would probably leave it all behind and go live up in a mountain.
@crimsonspade4305
Жыл бұрын
And thats where monks come from
@MelzyB97
2 ай бұрын
‘It’s not my fish. My friend gave it to me.’ 🤣🤣
@samchongjingxian2811
Жыл бұрын
The final word "Hello" just another level of humour, hahaha, lmfao...XD
@l.av.h7812
Жыл бұрын
What a confession.
@sppv3120
Жыл бұрын
Imagine having a kid and it becomes this.
@venoxidegaming1432
Жыл бұрын
The hello at the end killed me xD
@kaklikful
Жыл бұрын
The Deep: Origins
@PhongLe-zu2tm
2 жыл бұрын
Such a good fish,he was fall in love with it until his dad knew=((((
@Muppet323
Жыл бұрын
Having the first time be like: Girlfriend: What was the best feeling you´ve had In your live? Friend: a fish
@Muppet323
Жыл бұрын
1 Like = 1 Fish
@Crazeee9000
Жыл бұрын
...O-kay thats enough internet for today.
@hospitalifter
Жыл бұрын
That fish is going places
@AngiePup
Жыл бұрын
The afterlife
@cosmosyn2514
Жыл бұрын
when i watched this at first it was with no audio and i thought the confession was with a tts bot but rewatching it knowing a dude was actually saying this shit makes it 10x funnier
@lengoc2154
2 жыл бұрын
I wish i was deaf after listening to this story 🥲
@denilend8
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe The Deep from The Boys is a real person! 😂😂😂
@MrGirthzilla
Жыл бұрын
THE FUCKING HELLO AT THE END.
@SKMT08
2 жыл бұрын
rest in peace Fish
@jeff-xl3jd
2 жыл бұрын
this is what the quiet kid thinks all the time in class
@kippug2260
Жыл бұрын
That "Hello?" at the end.. Legit! 100%
@mklargekarp5931
Жыл бұрын
Literally the deep from the boys
@motminhtaoeohet8242
2 жыл бұрын
The story of fish to came VietNam =))
@thenewbie9266
2 жыл бұрын
If anyone watches “the boys” I got “The deep” vibes from this story haha 😂
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