your tears are providing more hydration than phil has these last 2.5 months
@shadesofvioletcat
Жыл бұрын
😹
@RowanWolf22
Жыл бұрын
WAIT HAS IT ALREADY BEEN 2.5 MONTHS I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
@caitlinmillington6094
Жыл бұрын
dead lmap
@thespeedyyoshi
Жыл бұрын
@@RowanWolf22 I….that’s insane. I also can’t believe it
@lina_ru4368
Жыл бұрын
I've been sooooo out if tbe loop(exams😭). What's been going on in the past two months?🙏
@violetsnotviolence
Жыл бұрын
I think next time Phil needs to hire a plant sitter. Rest in peace little guys. 😢
@foolwithtoomanynames
Жыл бұрын
THOSE EXSIT!?!?!
@violetsnotviolence
Жыл бұрын
@@foolwithtoomanynames They do. They even have a plant hotel in London.
@daniellord6535
Жыл бұрын
I think the “rest in peace” is more needed for Phil since Dan murdered him 😂
@violetsnotviolence
Жыл бұрын
@@daniellord6535 That is true 😆
@tylerboothman4496
Жыл бұрын
"Hello, I need a plant sitter" "Okay. How long will you be gone?" "Gone?"
@introvertedtee3010
Жыл бұрын
the panicked screaming is just me on a daily basis
@SophietheValiant
Жыл бұрын
Same 😆
@jeneshikuskeleton1904
Жыл бұрын
same hehe
@zoembiefied
Жыл бұрын
he literally has plant killer written on his merch.. what did you expect
@SpeedyCheetahCub
Жыл бұрын
Phil's little "Ah" when Dan pushes him is so cute lol
@MyName-bw8fg
Жыл бұрын
phil really slayed those plants rip my gals
@CL-ug7um
Жыл бұрын
ITS SO ADORABLE
@MoonchildDontCry
Жыл бұрын
Phil is a literal plant killer and y'all are calling him cute. Smh my head
@spacejay2677
11 ай бұрын
@@MoonchildDontCryeveryone's romanticizing a serial killer smh /j
@Saturn_13
Жыл бұрын
“Famous British KZitemr AmazingPhil found murdered in his London flat-“
@pansies3801
Жыл бұрын
the choking over the orchid really sells the crying
@jesthered7966
Жыл бұрын
Its o k Dan, the Orchid will probably survive. All of them will... with a little TLC except the two in the underwear pot and possibly the one that got frozen. Sorry we forgot to remind him...
@Loki-fl1rk
Жыл бұрын
The orchid is perfectly fine, they look like this after blooming. You cut the flower spike and they regrow it, next time they are about to bloom.
@SpecialInterestShow
Жыл бұрын
It's like "Randy your sticks" but if he had still forgotten
@priyahill7617
Жыл бұрын
I dunno why but phil getting pushed out of the way absolutely sent me 😂😂😂
@princessofredroses
Жыл бұрын
“Welcome home-“ SWOOSH “Outta my way” I was done. 😂
@arielle5752
5 ай бұрын
Sent him too😂
@rivkavermeij
Жыл бұрын
Some of them are salvageable, I see that as a win, knowing Phil's reputation with plants
@fairycat23
Жыл бұрын
So much for the help from Dan's hot cousin Austin 😒
@ellaelliott4415
Жыл бұрын
PERFECT COMMENT
@moonlightshadowpony
Жыл бұрын
Phil just standing there at the start with his little "welcome home!" like an excitable NPC made me laugh a bunch.
@patriciaorellana6469
Жыл бұрын
Optimistic view: I can see this as a win for more plant shopping and plant babysitter interviews
@ProulxS
Жыл бұрын
One might expect him to learn and start sending his plant elsewhere while on tour.... and yet
@viivikoski8313
Жыл бұрын
this is the perfect youtube shorts debut but i still can’t believe you’re here
@theresatran9337
Жыл бұрын
WELCOME FUCKING HOME DANIEL
@Funnyname32
3 ай бұрын
He’s going through all 57 stages of grief (the gayest number)
@ams14688
Жыл бұрын
i'm so sorry for your loss(es)
@sanjanarathod4735
Жыл бұрын
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BOYS 😭😭😭
@Laura-qo5sf
Жыл бұрын
As a houseplant lover, this is actually upsetting. Phil how could you.
@the.genderless.sinner7271
Жыл бұрын
“That’s my son. MY BOY!” 😢
@thatlonelymf420
Жыл бұрын
not the harry potter reference
@Soken50
Жыл бұрын
I literally hand my plants with a detailed care plan and a calendar with alarms to whoever I put in charge of my plants during my time away and I will check in regularly via video calls if it's an extended period of time, no one is neglecting my babies on my watch 😤
@beesbrownies
Жыл бұрын
Im so sorry dan. Seeing you live, as great as it was, was not worth this pain to you.
@_prelude
Жыл бұрын
rip: rest in plants
@nephrite6180
Жыл бұрын
And here we see Dan go through all 5 stages of grief in less than a minute.
@hellogoditsmesara3569
Жыл бұрын
Dan watering the plants with his tears
@dimitra_k
Жыл бұрын
This is genuinely upsetting 😭 NOT THE ORCHID
@starcloak
Жыл бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
@Th0ughts344
7 ай бұрын
This is an exact reanactment of my mom coming home from a business trip
@pigeondance
Жыл бұрын
i was like Phil until i got MY OWN plant 😂 like not family plants that everyone takes care of, but exclusively mine! my attitude changed so much, that goddamn basil plant was MY CHILD!!!!!
@chloepatrick12
Жыл бұрын
need to hire a plant sitter for when you go to australia and europe
@lizaechelon
Жыл бұрын
I hardly have half a job and it feels exhausting imagine having ONE JOB come on give him a little slack
@hpfan1thru74ever
Жыл бұрын
The orchid isn’t dead! Just give it a nice heavy water and prune the stalk between nodes!
@officialTVS
Жыл бұрын
and this is why they can't get a dog, dan will leave for 2 months and phil will go visit his family for a week. then it cuts to dan coming home to a dead corgi
@skrbbs
Жыл бұрын
Dan should’ve done the “We’re all doomed” show to the plants before he left
@chloepatrick12
Жыл бұрын
rip orchid it was lasting so well 💔
@KattReen
Жыл бұрын
Let's be honest with ourselves, Dan, this is far less death and destruction than any of us expected
@basicallyfaith5262
Жыл бұрын
The screaming 😂😭
@yourlocalcoolperson9084
Жыл бұрын
The snort at the end really brought the whole video together
@lauraanderson8785
4 ай бұрын
My roommate/best friend murdered all of my plants too when I was gone for a month 😭 I had asked her to water them but she had a lot going on so I wasn't all that mad lol
@dals3099
Жыл бұрын
dan in his shorts era how do we feel also THE ORCHID 😭😭
@cinnamonnutpml
Жыл бұрын
phil did such a great job😍🥰😍😍🥰
@miriamendersby_soprano5503
Жыл бұрын
Dan there is literally nothing wrong with the orchid, that's what the flower spike is supposed to look like when the flowers are over. Water it and it'll grow a new one in spring
@sarah_van_
Жыл бұрын
I feel like this was the expected outcome. But still sad 🥺
@thetwistedsamurai
Жыл бұрын
Noooo this is me every time I have a mental health moment and forget to water my plants for like a week or two 😭
@MintyUnicorns
Жыл бұрын
Some of these are still salvageable!! Work your plant magic on them Dan! And then get a plant sitter next time
@ashleylee4297
Жыл бұрын
My condolences 😢
@surelyamanda4465
7 ай бұрын
The “UeGhh” sound when you saw the plant behind the sofa SENT me 😂
@cameronmat
Жыл бұрын
I have over 100 houseplants, some of which are 10-20 years old, so this is a huge fear of mine
@NoraSalas
Жыл бұрын
I assume you must not leave your houseplants in the care of anyone else
@cameronmat
Жыл бұрын
@@NoraSalas I've got a few trusted people.
@yunosbot
Жыл бұрын
The hysterical panting, HELPPP
@eightywight
Жыл бұрын
Orchids are notoriously hard to keep flowering, so I'm not surprised.
@rosefirethorns1786
Жыл бұрын
That is one sad plant dad😂😂
@Dantalliumsolarium
Жыл бұрын
Oh no!!! Like- okay, I love plants but I have Phil habits. But I did successfully keep an orchid kicking for like two years so- 💛💛 my hearts with ya
@Zozu2001
Жыл бұрын
I mean, at this point, just hire a plant-sitter 😂
@kailahprice6792
Жыл бұрын
The orchid scene gives me life 🤣☠️ not the subtle lick lmao
@pillboys
Жыл бұрын
THE TWIGS IN YOUR HAIR sir i am so so sorry truly genuinely
@for.the.tainted.sorrow
Жыл бұрын
i asked him if the plants were okay at the show and he was like PFF NO
@madsoldyt7109
Жыл бұрын
i didn't see who posted this and just got phil jumpscared
@whiskeyghoul
Жыл бұрын
Its like going home to a graveyard
@writerj9129
Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain 😭 I lost most of my plants when I was visiting my mom for Thanksgiving. My poor basil and oregano
@NoraSalas
Жыл бұрын
Phil better run for his life
@-ellieille-
Жыл бұрын
To his defense… yeah I’ve got nothing, I’m a plant killer too 😬🥀
@FoxyBlocks
Жыл бұрын
NO NOT THE PLANTS
@jesskasb
Жыл бұрын
i thought phil was a cardboard cutout for a second until he started moving
@hannahxx17
Жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised that Phil survives without Dan at this point
@existentialheart
7 ай бұрын
"welcome home 😊" PHILLL 😭
@qualifiedtolove1027
Жыл бұрын
Come on phil, I was rooting for u
@ADifferentCharlie
Жыл бұрын
Me coming back from one term at uni after having entrusted my plants to my mother to look after
@helenvane
Жыл бұрын
girl that's actually depressing.
@justamango5534
Жыл бұрын
Bro i turned this on with the sound on in front of my family and got some weird stares😀
@Nicky797
Жыл бұрын
This is so unhinged, I love it 😂
@fluffyunicorn2371
Жыл бұрын
I gotta say phil is to hot for the plants becuz he's a ray of sunshine
@clairebear-96
Жыл бұрын
Okay but why is this me with my OWN PLANTS that i see every day 💀
@Manilove223
Жыл бұрын
His poor children, dried up and crunchy 😭😭
@maxm875
Жыл бұрын
after his recent video this is hilarious
@kitkat4775
Жыл бұрын
You left Phil in charge Dan? How could you 😂
@adampotgieter8703
Жыл бұрын
New Blair Witch looks insane, can't believe they can keep this franchise so fresh
@richardcrafton1805
Жыл бұрын
You trusted him with an orchid? Daniel. No.
@RoeBoats
Жыл бұрын
I can't breathe omg I'm laughing too hard at this LMAO. My partner could relate to this for sure 😅
@aylimukaddam
Жыл бұрын
Wow. They be crispy AF 💀
@tasxbbc
Жыл бұрын
Couch sleeping for Phil for one thousand years for this crime
@Elijahpeiper
Жыл бұрын
and thats the most running dan will do for a long time.
@mysteria1999
Жыл бұрын
I thought Phil was the one that loved the house plants, *sends more house plants to Dan* (also the screaming is just me going though my day with my depression around the holidays bc my family starts losing their damn minds and snap at each other, I stay in my room most of the time 😅)
@_Piers_
Жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree that Phil has done better than expected.
@caitlinreddy7330
Жыл бұрын
I felt this on a deeply spiritual level
@winchesterisms
Жыл бұрын
lesson learned : never trust phil with plants.
@flavouredcorn2018
Жыл бұрын
the plant gay's biggest fears...
@theoriginal1971
Жыл бұрын
“AAUUUOOGHHH” dan the noises that come from you 😂😂😂
@inquisibutt
Жыл бұрын
The hoya and tradescantia probably liked the neglect and dry soil but the rest looked.... crisp 💀
@torthos1
5 ай бұрын
The only way this video could've been better, is if the final chest had Meridia's Beacon lmao
@NoraSalas
Жыл бұрын
The audacity Phil has to act like everything is okay
@Cupidthewingwoman
Жыл бұрын
that's far too many living things for one Phil to watch over
@resurrectthenight
Жыл бұрын
Dan being a plant dad makes all the sense bow that I think about it
@UsedBlue1973VWBeetle
Жыл бұрын
this exact tragedy fell upon me when I had to go for a job trip for 2 months and i left my plants for my mothers care...2 made it out alive..
@victoriablake3826
Жыл бұрын
How do you even do that to a SNAKE PLANT???
@zandeis
Жыл бұрын
This is genuinely upsetting to watch 😭😂
@mylifeismylaptop8529
Жыл бұрын
I know I should’ve expected this to happen but I was hoping all of the constant jokes about all of the plants dying would actually remind Phil to water them 😂
@Yoimclaudiiia
3 ай бұрын
Phil can not have plants 😭
@krosssword
Жыл бұрын
Phil be like that npc that gets in your way when your rushing to do a quest.
@SashaThePhoenix
7 ай бұрын
i was kinda expecting it to end with a joke strangling
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