NEW Cringe Confessional episode this week on my Twitch, catch it LIVE if you can www.twitch.tv/coney
@jpshy1130
2 жыл бұрын
Improv is awesome bitch
@codedvortex8522
2 жыл бұрын
these are gold please keep doing these
@StriderZessei
2 жыл бұрын
Which day?
@sawmillthrill
2 жыл бұрын
I CAN’T WAIT
@GrumpySylveon
2 жыл бұрын
cool coney
@Aidswayz
2 жыл бұрын
I will never forget how funny it was to have chat and Coney go into dead silence and be terrified once the Holocaust museum was mentioned, to exploding in laughter after the Squidward joke
@GrumpySylveon
2 жыл бұрын
that was very funny
@DoMorrMusic
2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp please
@gummyb426
2 жыл бұрын
@@DoMorrMusic 14:43
@DoMorrMusic
2 жыл бұрын
@@gummyb426 thanks
@simi2204
2 жыл бұрын
@@DoMorrMusic ooooooo
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting fucking saluted trying to ask someone out. Like you been through a war zone and was so brave for even attempting to ask them out.
@flyingcatoflol4507
2 жыл бұрын
o7
@malemailmanman
2 жыл бұрын
Out from the war zone and into the friend zone
@kenku6440
2 жыл бұрын
As a woman who did something like this, it's a desperate and panic fueled attempt to try to be friendly but also try to keep distance but also "hey we're bros right? right?"
@Cadoe
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a hater
@bensimmons3057
2 жыл бұрын
o7 Never talk to me again
@stone3016
2 жыл бұрын
To all the people saying to pick up your damn shoes, I was walking NORMALLY in the museum. It just so happened that literally STEPPING on the floor made the noise, smartasses >:(
@THICCTHICCTHICC
2 жыл бұрын
Legendary. Shoutout holocaust museum flooring
@DoMorrMusic
2 жыл бұрын
IT WAS YOU????
@stone3016
2 жыл бұрын
@@DoMorrMusic correct
@mrbruh1916
2 жыл бұрын
@@DoMorrMusic don't believe everything you see on the internet
@DoMorrMusic
2 жыл бұрын
@@mrbruh1916 bold of you to assume i wasn’t joking
@youreaverageguy3123
2 жыл бұрын
Cringe confessions is a really good series
@420mar5
2 жыл бұрын
fr it's so damn entertaining
@youngrootv
2 жыл бұрын
It’s such a good way to engage with your community too!
@IanZWhite00
2 жыл бұрын
The Venn diagram of Coney viewers and “where my hug at” guys can no longer be assumed to be two separate circles what a tragic day
@k_thirteen
2 жыл бұрын
Y'know it's nice to see Coney tell off a chatter acting like they're better than everyone else because they missed signs from others. That shit is hard to pick up on sometimes
@jasonwalker4003
2 жыл бұрын
It's REALLY important to discourage judgmental takes on a show like this. also trying to gas yourself up on a show based around self depreciation is the cringest of all
@hauntedbylight
2 жыл бұрын
Cant be mad at someone who is doing things right
@k_thirteen
2 жыл бұрын
Too true!
@relaxation_and_tax_evasion
2 жыл бұрын
Coney seriously has the best video ideas. It's incredible
@matthewzakrzewski1797
2 жыл бұрын
Paymoneywubby
@ValueNetwork
Жыл бұрын
The thing that gets me about the Hamilton one is that “your obedient servant” isn’t a love thing, it’s from the 2 guys writing hate letters who are preparing to shot eachother. Bit of a fumble with that one
@yggdrasilsaltar
2 жыл бұрын
POOP BOY is the best thing to come out of this series so far and its weird how its come up like 5 different times
@vega2466
2 жыл бұрын
@sityy well too goddamn bad for you
@benro6564
2 жыл бұрын
Like 2 streams and we have our first inside joke
@Lfcme
2 жыл бұрын
This constantly has me in fucking stitches this needs to carry on for an eternity
@DesTr069
2 жыл бұрын
The guy just releasing a mouthful of spit from his mouth when the girl talked to him is the fucking funniest thing ever. If that guy was my friend and I had observed the scene, I would NEVER had let it go (All in good spirits, not to make fun of the individual, obviously, but just the absurdity of the situation itself)
@Steleaf
2 жыл бұрын
the spit story is insane lmfao poor girl just talks to a guy and the dude just goes apeshit in her eyes lmfao
@the_internet2
2 жыл бұрын
I will never forget the awesome rap line: "Yo I hope you're going to prom. Would love to go with your mom," -Lin Manuel Maranda
@RedOshawott23
2 жыл бұрын
This is unnecessarily way too entertaining to watch and listen too. And it’s great for interacting with viewers.
@BloopTheNoop
2 жыл бұрын
That dog thing genuinely made me angry. Genuinely put me in a bad mood
@phemsee6838
2 жыл бұрын
If it’s a genuine story and not just them doing a fake troll confession to give Coney content then like- Jesus. Even if the dog has a good life now, that’s still extremely horrible.
@frozec8568
2 жыл бұрын
I think the fact they were smoking marihuana at 13 is worse isnt it
@epistarter1136
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not the biggest pet lover but I know that's basically stealing family away, such a trashy thing to do Edit: just realised it was fake but it's a horrible thing nonetheless
@Bone8380
Жыл бұрын
God I hope that story is fake, because if not then whoever wrote that is is genuinely a terrible person. Like, I really hope they feel ashamed about themselves, not because of their actions, but because of their fundamental personality is horrible.
@GIRru11
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of bravery someone must have to tell the dog story, while also includ the part of keeping the dog, is sky high
@GIRru11
2 жыл бұрын
@@mvmusic8467 I never said stealing the dog was brave. I said telling the story is because dogs are a friend that most people care about
@mewtastic2409
2 жыл бұрын
Considering I've known a couple people who do a lot of weed (and some specifically that ended up doing harder stuff), I wouldn't be surprised if that viewer smoked to this day and is a little fizzled in the brain in general. The tendency to overshare fucked up shit like that is a surprisingly common trait
@kyoyathegecko5118
2 жыл бұрын
@@mewtastic2409 I am the one who submitted the story I rarely do weed ANd I haven't done it is 3 years I am currently 17, if you want to see further explanation about the dog find my other comment
@mrbruh1916
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't they say they made that up?
@ClebbyWebbyZebby
2 жыл бұрын
I love this series so much i hope it continues
@jpshy1130
2 жыл бұрын
Both of these are from the same stream so let’s hope he does more
@Crazy56U
Жыл бұрын
12:17 The way Coney emphasized each word while slowly shifting his eyes towards the center of the camera was low-key terrifying.
@toxic_shr00m
2 жыл бұрын
I'll have to tune in for the first Twitch stream I've seen in four years just to see if my story gets read next time. Damn you, Coney, damn you for making a funny and engaging stream segment!
@YoungSimbaFGC
2 жыл бұрын
I swear to God, the way he was dressed in this video and the amount of weed I was smoking, I swore Coney was Logic when he said he'd rap the whole Hamilton letter LMFAOOOO
@Geirks280
2 жыл бұрын
This concept might unironically be one of the most entertaining I've ever seen in a youtube video
@jandaxprss6784
2 жыл бұрын
The worst part about that is I’ve had my dog stolen before and they didn’t say where they stole it so idk if it was even them.
@kyoyathegecko5118
2 жыл бұрын
Was it stolen in 2018 and in nc
@TheDigitalAtlas
2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to need a thousand episodes more of these. This was so damn funny. I'm holding back laughter in the office.
@jayseal633
2 жыл бұрын
The Squidward bit got me DYING
@Bob-xw2dg
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched CONEY for like 2 years and cringe confessionals are the funniest thing I’ve ever seen from him
@atomicpatra943
2 жыл бұрын
there ABSOLUTELY needs to be more of this
@starforce_
2 жыл бұрын
The story at 3:19 always confused me. He didn't really mention doing anything weird enough to warrant the girl completely cutting him off like that. A few in chat mentioned it was because he asked her out over text but is it really THAT bad
@GlaceonBM
2 жыл бұрын
we don't know the whole story
@zai_ZAG
2 жыл бұрын
He probably was just hella awkward. Doesn’t seem to be giving the full story
@tgvelvet4985
2 жыл бұрын
The story as presented is not that bad but we don't know what details have been left out
@GameMasterWLC
2 жыл бұрын
Same shit happened to me so I 100% believe him
@graeyn_
2 жыл бұрын
Some people just don't know what to do when approached about that kind of stuff. But asking over text is bad too, yes.
@HoldenDude123
Жыл бұрын
2:15 One time at school a bee flew onto my shirt. I was worried that the other kids were going to attack it so I yelled "Dont!" and the bee flew away. This caused me to think that I had the power to control bees
@onenerdarmy7260
2 жыл бұрын
I could watch these all day honestly.
@Kaiser25
2 жыл бұрын
the spit and the museum ones fucking killed me
@youmeltube
9 ай бұрын
CRINGE CONFESSIONAL - EPISODE 2 0:03 - Sigma Dad writes leave applications for his son 1:52 - Bird shit cookie [ 2:10 ] - Coney has psychic powers 2:49 - Alberto makes fun of a speech impediment 3:19 - Girl gives a salute of discomfort 5:02 - World's biggest Living Tombstone fan [ 5:59 ] - Coney likes the NES Zapper 6:22 - A love letter sent to the wrong locker 7:11 - New Years at her place one day after the breakup 7:58 - Voice call dating - hug rejected 9:14 - Loneliest chatter gets a single Tinder match 10:51 - Theatre kid writes a Hamilton love letter 12:49 - Chatter cannot swallow his own saliva 13:59 - Young KZitemr tries using business cards 14:42 - A trip to the Holocaust Museum 16:42 - Young star blanks on song lyrics during the school talent show 17:15 - Smartest 8th grader could not handle their loss in a math tournament [ 18:07 ] - Coney's fishy locker 18:45 - High kids get a new pet 20:11 - Bubbling romance 8 years in the making ruined by hanging up the phone 21:22 - Are hickies the same thing as bruises?
@MajorMilk
Жыл бұрын
1:23 the beat dropped right as someone got a finisher on me in COD, because I was playing while watching 😭
@mrgreenboy644
2 жыл бұрын
8:40 is a mood, I was too immature to actually admit my very obvious and very massive crush on a girl and our entire 52-person grade was pressuring me to dance with her on this boat trip the school had for us towards the end of MS. I was even more embarrassed to dance in front of others in middle school, so I very much acted like a child would when I was denying dancing with her. I went on to crush on her and only her for several more years wtf was wrong with me
@holyfrackledang
2 жыл бұрын
you’re fine it would have been more awkward had you actually danced with her
@matthewbartlett3442
2 жыл бұрын
A boat trip how fucking rich is your school?
@mrgreenboy644
2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewbartlett3442 it was like a 3 hour rent thing in the nearby city, the school didn't own the boat at least to my knowledge
@davishmayo1643
2 жыл бұрын
That squidward one has me fucking crying
@jomart1121
2 жыл бұрын
Squidward story had me laughing so hard
@johnt.190
2 жыл бұрын
we are all going to hell for laughing at that.
@ssj3jaylen497
2 жыл бұрын
I am ok with that
@byrontheusurper6505
2 жыл бұрын
living tombstone DOES go hard!
@kyogresfunchannel
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t listen to it that much but it does still slap
@zlinxus4420
2 жыл бұрын
Coney needs to do this once every year. Just enough to make it a celebration but not to often to make it cringe
@TheJackXBL
2 жыл бұрын
I'd say monthly, there's enough of a break so it doesn't get stale but with thousands of people watching (and everyone having incredibly cringe stories, we're human), we'll never run out of content.
@RichardBlaziken
2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the spit story that I cried and couldn't breathe, holy shit
@christomanci
2 жыл бұрын
Wasnt the spit story in the last video?
@natemercado5166
2 жыл бұрын
the not being able to swallow spit is like the most I've laughed ever
@byrontheusurper6505
2 жыл бұрын
cartoon fanfic goes hard, even tho I've not read a lot of it. i wanna get into fanfic more!
@Sacren365
Жыл бұрын
The voice halfway through reminds me of Gerald Robotnick from the end of Sonic Adventure 2. All these stories read by an old guy held in prison who lost his granddaughter, it just sounds funnier somehow. 🤭
@MrrBluee
2 жыл бұрын
There's really something special about public speaking in 3rd grade about "your first hickey" and not knowing what a hickey is. Magical
@LittleScaredyBoy
2 жыл бұрын
13:05 I love this quote so much
@hybrid8992
2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap Coney "maybe you should become an accountant"😂😂😂
@hybrid8992
2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna start using this as the mother of all comebacks
@5darkelves994
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes im worried I am really weird and then coney uploads a video and i realize it could be worse
@Iamtimeforsomethingnew
2 жыл бұрын
Cringe Confessional may be my new favourite Coney show. I need more of it
@ireaperslegend7426
2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe how hard I’ve been laughing this whole video oh my god this is amazing lol
@arieltorres4791
2 жыл бұрын
The Gran Turismo 3 OST in the background is a solid vibe, props to who chose it
@misfit7765
2 жыл бұрын
I swear the Gran Turismo series always has good music, If that’s not Coney then his editor has some great taste in music
@DeltaGaiya
2 жыл бұрын
I CANT KEEP MISSING THESE LIVE
@Karleetoh
2 жыл бұрын
that spit vomit story reminded me of Southpark, where Stan vomits whenever Wendy talks to him. lol
@illford
2 жыл бұрын
YOU GUYS ARENT TALKING ABOUT THE DOG THIEF?!?!?!?
@oskarbitelimes4376
2 жыл бұрын
🧍♂️
@ValueNetwork
2 жыл бұрын
This needs to continue as a series. inject this cringe into my veins.
@fwubs8298
2 жыл бұрын
I HAVE FINGER GUNNED AWAY FROM A GUY AFTER A BAD DATE CONEY I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO
@crooker23
2 жыл бұрын
Love the one sentence light cringe in between the paragraphs and paragraphs of death cringe
@hamzahkhan4067
2 жыл бұрын
This is an incredible series, I need a third episode.
@ReviewingBurger
2 жыл бұрын
This is your greatest series yet coney
@becky1085
Жыл бұрын
Coney said I will do it as lin Manuel Miranda and then turned into Ray Willam Johnson
@Snowballsage
2 жыл бұрын
“Psychic powers like an x man” I don’t know why but I found this so fucking hilarious
@obviouslyanonymous
Жыл бұрын
Bro EVERY adult in the last story was fucking awful lmao, first telling him the wrong definition, then the teacher grabbing another to both laugh at him along with the whole class with no explanation. I'm starting to see why everyone thinks girls that ask them out are lying.
@DoMorrMusic
Жыл бұрын
Truly, an AWOL moment
@IfeAlikaboss
2 жыл бұрын
Could watch these for literal hours. MORE PLEASE!
@penguini4071
2 жыл бұрын
This is such a great series holy
@fedorastudios9691
2 жыл бұрын
12:51 I had the same thing when i was younger, it turned into me not being able to eat or drink anything sweet for 4 years; I still slightly have it, but its not as aggressive.
@mrgreenboy644
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I feel bad for the walk-salute guy
@sliced8669
2 жыл бұрын
This is such a great series
@austinfletchermusic
2 жыл бұрын
The first part was good but I HOLLERED. MULTIPLE TIMES. At this one. GOOD. ASS. MOVIE.
@byrontheusurper6505
2 жыл бұрын
as someone who had an inflammation in his throat recently that made swallowing to painful to bear, not being able to swallow your spit is so fucking miserable!
@nightarcher55
2 жыл бұрын
This happened to me a month or two ago and it was hell
@meta4knight
Жыл бұрын
A hat? You mean my cereal bowl? And these are buttons
@markmccarthy397
2 жыл бұрын
oh man... cringe confessionals, I wasn't sold on episode 1 but I'm officially hooked now, what a phenomenal idea
@byrontheusurper6505
2 жыл бұрын
I accually tried tinder this week for the 1st time too. Zero matches with girls but like 20 with guys.... i'm more attracted to girls but still mad flattered!
@sebatoo
2 жыл бұрын
I did not think I would like these nearly as much as I do. The tinder story had me DYING.
@wonderlandzer0
2 жыл бұрын
Dude I'm fucking cry laughing at the Squidward thing akdkslf
@500superrich
2 жыл бұрын
Shout laughing at the spit one lmao
@krispykrame94
2 жыл бұрын
KEEP DOING THIS FORMAT IM CRYING
@gymggang46
2 жыл бұрын
These are CLASSIC Coney! Best Series!!
@heckinjackamirite
2 жыл бұрын
Please do more cringe confessional this is so funny i love it so much-
@Xearrik
2 жыл бұрын
24:01 No problem. Fun stuff.
@GreyShadowUchiha
2 жыл бұрын
i brought a yugioh duel disk to recess and the lunch lady told me i can't bring weapons to school
@NinTyler
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I love cringe confessions
@yoshimanrpg
2 жыл бұрын
Okay I just found this and this series is amazing
@cristiangranados6292
2 жыл бұрын
This shit was so hilarious that I saw the vods on Twitch
@Maniacsurvivor
2 жыл бұрын
Another instant classic. Love this show!
@monkeyzebraproductionsacon4328
Жыл бұрын
12:34 DOIN YOUR MOM, DOIN-DOIN YOUR MOM!
@cxd1
2 жыл бұрын
My sister had her hot dog stolen right from the bun by a seagull at the beach in Florida. Was absolutely hilarious
@griffinking4755
2 жыл бұрын
Coney really nailed the poindexter look in this movie
@awesome-yo3yx
Жыл бұрын
22:05 "No, no, let him cook"
@unholyzell
2 жыл бұрын
Squidward Tentacles had me ☠️☠️
@senpai2.054
2 жыл бұрын
that math tournament bracket thing sounded very familiar. i had one for Chemistry class and got first place by a longshot.
@JestinJester
2 жыл бұрын
Really thought the fnaf one was gonna end in the viewer getting called down by their school because of them singing lyrics like “please don’t lock us away, we’re not what you’re thinking”
@zacharywoloszynski4258
2 жыл бұрын
How is Coney’s memory so good
@daseancedoesgeek2667
2 жыл бұрын
the dog thing threw me through a loop
@lizardman7718
2 жыл бұрын
Coney lookin like Kieran Culkin in home alone
@thepression8241
2 жыл бұрын
Please do more, those are phenomenal
@angerygoomba
2 жыл бұрын
yooo i was just watching the vod to watch the other ones nice
@vapeshrimp5220
2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic series, iconic. Pivotal work
@cinnamonrot
2 жыл бұрын
coney i never comment but i beg you to continue the series i love these (and you) so much
@quirijnv6793
2 жыл бұрын
Great show. I caved and submitted my own story.
@camronh14
Жыл бұрын
The greatest cringe confessional series of all time
@kbandz_
2 жыл бұрын
The sigma music is killin me lol
@skimaskedabi
2 жыл бұрын
I have my own locker story from back in high school thats similar, I kept just textbooks in mine so it was jammed to open fast, and one morning I open it and it's all decorated with flowers and party streamers and shit and the note and decorarions say something like "i really like you do you want to go to the prom" (no name mentioned on any of it) and im like ooh whos into me, and i see a coulple girls kinda looking at me (im 6'9 tho so like people stare at me a lot so i wasnt sure if it was them who did it). so i went to my first class all excited and happy that someone was into me lol. After class, i go back to put my textbook back in my locker and all that shit was completely gone except a couple petals of the flowers on the bottom. So whoever wrote that story, you ain't alone damn near same ass thing happened to me too buddy and also it's not as easy to get women as a tall guy as shorter dudes think it is lmao
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