Head of Culture
(Verse 1)
Dearest reader, this ain't no tale of chance,
No stocks, no lottery, no inheritance dance.
Worked my own way up, through the grind and the pain,
Appointed myself Head of Culture, in a company domain.
Mentally sick, three weeks to recover,
Kept on working, undercover.
Logged in from home, company's remote,
Taking steps in silence, a dedicated devotee.
(Chorus)
No cheating, budget to zero in sight,
Just hard work and effort, through one day and night.
Head of Culture, my own created role,
Improving my company, heart and soul.
(Verse 2)
Need analysis done, I did in no time,
Found out the culture needed an uphill climb - can deal with this fine.
Set my goals, scoped my own work,
One day time frame in place, no duty to shirk.
Avoided double work, checked all around,
No one else was tackling my cultural ground.
Created a tender, won my own bid,
Skillset ready, I went off-grid.
(Chorus)
No cheating, budget to zero in sight,
Just hard work and effort, through one day and night.
Head of Culture, my own created role,
Improving my company, heart and soul.
(Bridge)
No projects, no initiatives, no fancy OKRs,
Just me, my laptop, under virtual stars.
No titles, no positions, just pure dedication,
Head of Culture, a self-made designation.
(Verse 3)
Email signatures done, LinkedIn fame,
Role description written, solid as my name.
Worked outside the org chart, observed from afar,
Not as an investor, but a cultural czar.
Observed the culture, from outside at a time,
Through hard work and effort, up I'd climb.
Now the company thrives, and so do I,
I’m Head of Culture, for one day.
(Chorus)
No cheating, budget to zero in sight,
Just hard work and effort, through one day and night.
Head of Culture, my own created role,
Improving my company, heart and soul.
(Outro)
So if you want improvement at all cost, listen to this song,
Hard work and dedication, one strange day long.
Appoint yourself Head of Culture, make your mark,
Change your own company, ignite the spark.
You too can become the Head of Culture - I wouldn't know, whether I'd recommend it.
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