ATTENTION CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH. WE ARE AWARE OF THE ATTACK ON GREGGS DURING THE RIOTS. 'ELL DIVERS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED: kzitem.info/news/bejne/x42px3WoZpWSf4I
@GermanTankAce2
24 күн бұрын
sir yes sir
@GameGod77
Ай бұрын
Even he forgot we have a king now.
@AlexBell1991
Ай бұрын
The Queen will always live in our heart, innit.
@AR-hi1hy
Ай бұрын
TBH I'm British and I keep forgetting that.
@IceFire1800
Ай бұрын
It'll be a cold day in hell before i recognize charles on my money
@Metalsonic91
Ай бұрын
@@IceFire1800 i got a king charles £10 note the other day thought it was fake
@pilotmonkey-vp5ls
Ай бұрын
I'm British and I still say for the queen
@scurjj
Ай бұрын
As a Brit, This is way too accurate. Get some Northern accents in there and you got yourself a proper British colony
@IAMBIGLION
Ай бұрын
Game of Thrones provided the template for the accents. No excuses.
@adrenjones9301
Ай бұрын
The taste of their Food and the beauty of their Women, made the British the best Helldivers in the Galaxy.
@grimnir2142
Ай бұрын
i understood that reference !
@ComicGladiator
Ай бұрын
They are the whetstone on which we are honed.
@anonperson3972
Ай бұрын
Desperate to escape! 😂 as a Brit there's a reason all of my girlfriends have been foreign! 😂😂
@THATotherGUY415
Ай бұрын
See; the funny thing is that in Helldiver lore, Britain doesn't exist 😅
@billygoatgruff3536
Ай бұрын
@@anonperson3972 I was born in the UK but moved when I was young. Jokes about British women always annoyed me growing up but having now been back as an adult.... There is more truth than falsehoods.
@jalontf2
Ай бұрын
0:39 "Oi! This one's full of mushy peas!"
@jeffwaynetripod169
Ай бұрын
"Blow Things Up, With Hot Boiling Delicious, Scrumptious Tea!"
@easternrebel1061
Ай бұрын
Ahem: "Liber-Tea".
@jeffwaynetripod169
Ай бұрын
@@easternrebel1061 whats liber? its only monarchy in the great london land.
@MichalCejka-lg1lh
Ай бұрын
A liber is the word for "___ pounds" here in czechia @@jeffwaynetripod169
@bolt4516
Ай бұрын
It needs a Geordie Helldiver gan Radge on an alien
@jeffington1224
Ай бұрын
@@jeffwaynetripod169the monarchy had no real power anymore
@minefoxc4015
Ай бұрын
"Join the L Divers!"
@Wripprap
Ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@vamperjr1376
Ай бұрын
El diver
@MaPps12
Ай бұрын
ah, i see you're referencing the american version!
@alreactionvideos5506
Ай бұрын
Me kept dying multiple times in every planet when I see ops after me 24/7: Hmm that’s probably why I was a L DIVER this whole entire time that’s crazy tho💀😭
@Wripprap
Ай бұрын
@@alreactionvideos5506 Please, the game is for people of age over 18+.
@papa-deuce
Ай бұрын
Become an 'ell diver, the boss buys us chippy lunch on Fridays.
@Jakubix12345
Ай бұрын
These British Army recruitment campaings are becoming more and more interesting...
@ciaranReal
28 күн бұрын
😂
@Lawgamer411
Ай бұрын
The funniest part is the helldivers were British in the first game. They didn’t have the budget to get American VA’s.
@BenieTheDragon
Ай бұрын
They should had kept this as a theme, to show "what if Britain got away with taking over the globe?"
@Jedibenuk
Ай бұрын
@BenieTheDragon what do you mean "got away with"? No one stopped us, we just realised that it wasn't fair on the rest of you and changed our minds.
@Spudtron98
Ай бұрын
Ehh bugger the American VAs. Lowenthal is nice and all but I want my British bois back.
@specimenlarry6068
Ай бұрын
A day in da life of a true brexit elldiver
@McMemeTME
Ай бұрын
A store that revolves around orange samples! Nice!
@PlebNC
Ай бұрын
"I found Super Freddos here!"
@moleogod
Ай бұрын
the fact that Greggs got looted yesterday in the protests makes this even more funny.
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
@@moleogod Greggs will be avenged
@snufflebunny539
Ай бұрын
Oi hughie, the terminids done killed me wife and nicked me bloody son
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
SUPER ENGLAND PROMOTES @snuffluebunny539 TO THE RANK OF DIABOLICAL DIVER.
@Chezzraa
Ай бұрын
Become a proper geeza! Become a Helldiver!
@warrickmiller7651
Ай бұрын
I'm sending this everyone I know Thanks mate
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
***THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF SUPER ENGLAND FOR OUTSTANDING DEMOCRACTIC SERVICE***
@doggoboi7026
Ай бұрын
As a true British person I can confirm these are real military advertisements they run on live tv
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
UNDENIABLE PROOF OF SUPER ENGLAND'S DEMOCRATIC AD CAMPAIGN AT WORK!
@doggoboi7026
Ай бұрын
@@chrissharpesVO yeah, still dunno how they keeping those stupid robot at arms length. Google seems to be increasing ai features. Lot
@leonrussell9607
28 күн бұрын
Not true, they actually showed a white guy in this one
@doggoboi7026
28 күн бұрын
@@leonrussell9607 what
@leonrussell9607
28 күн бұрын
@@doggoboi7026 look at british army ads, they never have white men in them
@Wripprap
Ай бұрын
"Become an L diver" 😭😭
@JURASSICLEGO777
Ай бұрын
Blow things up with taxpayer money 😂😂😂
@pyrocat9811
Ай бұрын
Oi oi oi! Do you ave a loicence for that?
@MiketheMadness
Ай бұрын
‘You want some? I’ll fuckin give it ya!’ ‘Ave it! Ave it!’ ‘They don’t like it up ‘em! Fix bayonets!’
@RonaldTrumpOfficial
Ай бұрын
Should’ve added a random roadman screaming barely comprehensible roadman garble
@bfranciscop
Ай бұрын
They have a rare sample shop over there??
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
Absolutely, we have common, rares, super and cornetto.
@Your_Resident_Jawa
Ай бұрын
@@chrissharpesVObe careful with your advertising, HQ hasn’t cleared discussions about that fourth sample type
@lynnxx9
Ай бұрын
Finally. Someone of YT that speaks my language.
@zowcorr
Ай бұрын
And the bollocks lol give us British people some credit we did own half of the world hahah "bang bang bang bang bang"
@penny_87
Ай бұрын
"Her" majesty? The queen has been dead for nearly a year. 😂😅
@Yangking-z9d
Ай бұрын
Me when i couldn't get the omelette rolls at Gregg's yesterday.
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
We avenged Greggs: kzitem.info/news/bejne/x42px3WoZpWSf4I
@Yangking-z9d
Ай бұрын
@@chrissharpesVO Let's goooo we won't stand for such treason against his majesty sausage rolls.
@tyrael303
Ай бұрын
Eddie Izzard ‘Do you have a flag?’
@Astralwolf23
Ай бұрын
Love this 😂 to be fair, if they were squadies all you'd hear is swearing and laughing
@jamesoakley4570
Ай бұрын
every victory comes with a cup of tea!!
@shilombaba
Ай бұрын
I claim the rights, this day, to any advertisements made in favor of Driving schools that will use : "Become an L Driver" in their marketing.
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
***SUPER ENGLAND AUTHORIZES THE USE OF THIS FOR LEARNER HELLDIVERS. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR ADDITIONAL 3 MINUTE BATHROOM BREAK AS REWARD***
@freedompodcast4518
Ай бұрын
0:38 That is well worth every penny to protect the Greggs for king and country.
@Yukikaze.Arknights
Ай бұрын
Join, the 'elldivers!!
@Dark_Moon_Grass
Ай бұрын
The snap makes it perfection.
@pantheon6920
Ай бұрын
0:38 As an American, now you’re speaking my language!
@ImAlxer
Ай бұрын
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@Jed.Blazer
22 күн бұрын
Can't believe the Daily Mail made their own video game.
@Kolossus_
23 күн бұрын
Hell divers! Fight for the planet, fight for the crown. For life and the monarchy!
@josephlongbone4255
Ай бұрын
"By the King!"
@IRMentat
Ай бұрын
For queen and country!
@masterlast2710
Ай бұрын
literally 100x better than any actual british army recruitment ad
@nagisa3523
21 күн бұрын
Cant tell me that greggs isn’t a national treasure 😮💨
@freedompodcast4518
Ай бұрын
Protect the Greggs for king and country!
@The_pitbull536
27 күн бұрын
FOR KING AND FOR COUNTRY WE ARE FLOODING THE RIVER(pov this is the 9th time a lorry has crashed into a bridge I am not joking
@russelllapua4904
Ай бұрын
Become an L Diver. Souf East London brigade led by Major Rob “The Beaver” Beckett.
@AmyRadiance
Ай бұрын
“You’ve got the bollocks” 😂
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
@@AmyRadiance if you live on the glorious isle of Super England, you’ve got the bollocks 😤
@AmyRadiance
Ай бұрын
@@chrissharpesVO I do live on the glorious island of England!
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
@@AmyRadiance WELCOME 'ELLDIVER. REPORT TO DEMOCRACY TRAINING IMMEDIATELY.
@AmyRadiance
Ай бұрын
@@chrissharpesVO o7
@craftypup4536
Ай бұрын
This is so good
@hikermrsblood1
29 күн бұрын
Reminds me of a meme about the terminids on Merida, they would tare down your drill because you didn’t have a permit
@mallardofmodernia8092
Ай бұрын
*throws spices in the bin* "For king and country!"
@ninedivines5374
Ай бұрын
This is what you should see when you load it in the UK
@ExhibtedTuba46
26 күн бұрын
Nobody threatens my Greggs and gets away with it
@bencurran3204
21 күн бұрын
Ffs, it just feels like I'm in a work training video
@chrissharpesVO
21 күн бұрын
***SUPER ENGLAND IS PLEASED YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR ONE MINUTE EDUCATIONAL BREAK REFRESHING. PLEASE REPORT FOR NEW DUTIES, ANY QUESTIONS WILL BE CONSIDERED TREASON***
@macklee6837
Ай бұрын
"Come along, you simians! Would you choose to live for eternity?" 🧐🎩
@typical-issues
29 күн бұрын
"Blow things up with taxpayer money"
@ljtillyer
Ай бұрын
the ortomeatons have taken me bloody son
@gaming_allowed
Ай бұрын
you can take my country but NO F@&KING WAY ARE YOU TAKING MY GREGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@JJJJJ269
Ай бұрын
‘Blow things up with taxpayers money’ got me good 😂😂
@carto4028
Ай бұрын
Dozens of planets conquered and still doesn't use any of the alien spices
@brad5426
28 күн бұрын
Raw helldiver diet is superior without any foriegn tastebud tomfoolery
@izumocore
Ай бұрын
I could see myself buying a game of the crown taking over the world.
@mikechef1
24 күн бұрын
I’m British and this is true lol 😂
@Gymnastian
28 күн бұрын
Now i have served on malevelon creek but i dont think im brave enough to become British
@bigboi2280
Ай бұрын
Mm, it seems the colonies are getting out of hand again. Tally - Ho then!
@Zimowy_Zabujca
Ай бұрын
No one spreads prosperity better than the British.
@The_Lamash
Ай бұрын
Amazing, as a Brit creature myself I can say this is 100% accurate Also I just realised that the Greggs logo is the same as super samples.
@ogre7699
Ай бұрын
The most unrealistic thing about this is that we somehow have access to firearms.
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
Super England's weaponry fires throwing knives at high velocity. We've considered this eventuality citizen.
@AHoardyBoi
25 күн бұрын
Didn’t believe you until you said “my hand’s a bit wet, sorry”
@chrissharpesVO
25 күн бұрын
@@AHoardyBoi we’re nothing if not not polite
@disaster_chief
Ай бұрын
"Super Colonies" implies the existence of Super Australia. I guess we know where the giant bugs came from
@SAR-1346
Ай бұрын
as a british diver... I'm sorry. The only allegiance we truly claim is Super Earth!
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
@@SAR-1346 Automaton response detected. Please remain where you are citizen, so the local democracy officer may educate you.🫡
@CHEESY_SOUNDW4VE
Ай бұрын
Oi, the au'oma'ons done me wife, and took me bloody son
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
@@CHEESY_SOUNDW4VE Oi, Hughie, we gotta kill robot ‘omelander and avenge the bloody queen
@user-rb1ck6ox8i
Ай бұрын
I thought he was gonna say Gurkha or Royal marine instead of British or ‘Elldiver
@DeusX121
Ай бұрын
Someone needs to forward this to spiff
@bernhardtbruzzel5
Ай бұрын
the Greggs logo looks like the super sample symbol
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
The ultimate sausage roll sample.
@mcr00kes
24 күн бұрын
If they extend the colonies and gain more planets from the bugs, any chance we can bring back the "Little Chefs" and "Happy Eaters"? I miss those childhood eateries.
@chrissharpesVO
24 күн бұрын
Super Harvester, Super Little Chefs and Super Happy Eaters have been deployed (I miss those too)
@rowdsterrex7845
Ай бұрын
Love how the store symbol is the same one as the super samples.
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
@@rowdsterrex7845 Gregs samples taste the best out of all the samples. 😤
@kcwacw1
23 күн бұрын
Its fucking hilarious cause you'd realistically need 3 varianta for the UK. One for NW england One for SW england, one for the rest.
@Free_Hugz
Ай бұрын
It's not just gregs being invaded tho 😂
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
FELLOW 'ELLDIVERS - NEW MISSION DATA HAS JUST DROPPED kzitem.info/news/bejne/roqVyK2bk5lmjI4
@HoratioRuss
Ай бұрын
Why is no one mentioning libertea😂😂😂😂
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
@@HoratioRuss CITIZEN THIS HAS BEEN CORRECTED - MANDATORY VIEWING kzitem.info/news/bejne/2INq1WiugYilmHo&t
@ShadowMist14
Ай бұрын
id fight for those Greggs prices again fucking hell 50p for sausage roll absolute bargain
@northernleigonare
Ай бұрын
50p sausage rolls. When was this? Was I alive then?
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
It was a better time.
@Saadian
Ай бұрын
This is so real
@GazDaLad
Ай бұрын
For Sausage, Bean and Cheese Melts!!!
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
FOR GREGGS AND FOR GLORY
@theharvinator7935
Ай бұрын
50p sausage rolls is fucking depressing me, they've nearly tripled in price since then
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
@@theharvinator7935 Super England vows they will never raise from 50p again.
@theharvinator7935
Ай бұрын
@@chrissharpesVO MY LIFE FOR SUPER ENGLAND
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
@@theharvinator7935 🇬🇧🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
@drkRoss89
Ай бұрын
In my day, a Greggs Sausage Roll costed 75p, now it's £1.25. Such undemocractic behaviour should not go unpunished! What's next, over 4 quid a pint at Wetherspoons? Curse the bot/bug scum!
@microwavegommmm916
Ай бұрын
500kg sausage roll inbound
@extraña_es_la_vida
Ай бұрын
Bloody ELLDIVERS 😂
@hellride8544
25 күн бұрын
Elldoivers
@nordrako1613
Ай бұрын
"Thi hieol daeves"
@the_not_real_bigboss
Ай бұрын
Spread the monarchy!
@Kickup12
Ай бұрын
Dying for a sausage roll now but annoyed that stopped meat and potato pasty’s
@Hichigo.
Ай бұрын
I'd love to hear a scouser redub this.
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
I might voice a Scouse diver in a future video haha.
@Hichigo.
Ай бұрын
@@chrissharpesVO DO IT PLEASE LAD
@I_Stole_A_BTR-80
Ай бұрын
Light blue flag, greggs are still around Is this the future Reform promises?
@KianGaming09
20 күн бұрын
MY LIFE FOR SUPER BRITANNIA! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧☕☕☕👑👑👑
@user-hl3kh7wq7n
Ай бұрын
0:49 Apologies for someone messed up his gloves. Probably the most Britain things I have seen today.
@alexraj9436
Ай бұрын
HIS Majesty*
@Unformed8
Ай бұрын
0:50 - Was expecting "sorry didn was ma hand"
@kibijit
Ай бұрын
50p sausage rolls from greggs? god those were the days :(
@richardbradley5217
Ай бұрын
I remember them being 25p and an ice split was 7p
@PlebiasFate1609
Ай бұрын
We going back to WW1 with this one 🗣️
@microwavegommmm916
Ай бұрын
😮💨
@willumbermarchant5510
Ай бұрын
For some reason 'her majesty's....(fill in with literally anything)' seems more patriotic. Bit like 'yeah we've got a bird whose 'ed of the country, what of it?'
@TheoBrown-me3hh
24 күн бұрын
Is this. Treason ⬆️ ➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
@gamethingstuff
Ай бұрын
Really want a Gregs now
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
The best super sample there is.
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
25K view - you lot are mad. 😂 Thank you for your comments - I read every one.
@StevesGenericIndustriesInc.
Ай бұрын
"Oi, you! Shut your mouth and spread DEMOCRACY!!!"
@chrissharpesVO
Ай бұрын
@@StevesGenericIndustriesInc. ****THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN ENDORSED BY SUPER ENGLAND****
@StevesGenericIndustriesInc.
Ай бұрын
@@chrissharpesVO "L-O-D-S of V-O-T-S, what's that spell? *Loads of Votes!* probly..."
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