funniest way i've ever heard somebody say "hear me out"
@Ryoga100
6 ай бұрын
You shall be reported for your of patriotism
@louis9232
6 ай бұрын
Dissonant spotted! ↑→↓↓↓ 500KG BOMB ATTACK!!!
@kochitegaming4013
6 ай бұрын
I think you meant to say “the most democratic way to say ‘hear me out’.”😂😂
@stevejordan544
6 ай бұрын
Wait, they never said "hear me out" in the video
@MasterCat8533
6 ай бұрын
@@stevejordan544they implied it
@Devinrekrafted
6 ай бұрын
"She's so... Democratic" That line had me giggling.
@TimothyMark7
6 ай бұрын
all we need now is ssbbw bile spewers
@TimothyMark7
6 ай бұрын
saem [all we need now is s s b b w bile spewers]
@ShovelLettuce
6 ай бұрын
I read giggling like "jiggling"... I feel degenerated
@mortarion9813
6 ай бұрын
Had me laughing so hard
@Exozealots
6 ай бұрын
Helldiver 1: So.. the usual one? Helldiver 2: Yep, calling in an orbital strike on it.
@SierraMints
6 ай бұрын
"Treason?" "Treason" LMAO
@TimothyMark7
6 ай бұрын
all we need now is s s b b w bile spewers
@iagam3r
6 ай бұрын
they had to double check
@formdusktilldeath
6 ай бұрын
It's a bit ambigious though... Is it:"Would it be treason if we were to....?" Or."Wanna commit some treason?" "Boy do I?"
@EMNemesis
5 ай бұрын
More like "3some?" "TREASON"
@heangtsh3807
4 ай бұрын
I thought they said threesome
@PhantomOc3lot
6 ай бұрын
Did that diver have the proper medical exemption forms filled out to preform a left armed super earth salute? If not that is a punishable offense of court marshaling followed by execution
@haydnadkins5007
6 ай бұрын
I was about to say, I'm left handed and I'm still not allowed too.
@landonmartinez2596
6 ай бұрын
This diver has surely been an enemy of democracy in disguise the whole time
@troyscribner4342
6 ай бұрын
@@haydnadkins5007you still have a right arm then? Then salute with it!
@Misterdino6984
6 ай бұрын
And if you haven't right arm you must do it to! If a veteran have metalic arms then you can do it,or maybe youre a traitor???@@troyscribner4342
@blutonic
6 ай бұрын
I rewatched that shot a few times lol, I think it's because his rifle is on his right, no place to grab hold of it with the left hand? I don't know. still love the video.
@DentedSmoothBrain
6 ай бұрын
"Your hesitation will be reported to the nearest Democracy Officer."
@doobulldorph8849
6 ай бұрын
Managed Democracy is **NON-NEGOTABLE CADET**!!!
@georgeclueney4419
6 ай бұрын
So you're saying I SHOULD?
@DentedSmoothBrain
6 ай бұрын
Probably not, your cape might get taken from you because you thought the bugs were worth it, also your super destroyer is destroyed, I don't think we should let you go to planets anymore.@@georgeclueney4419
@spartan2ar949
6 ай бұрын
But she's soo.... democratic.
@luigimrlgaming9484
6 ай бұрын
“CADET! I AM THE DEMOCRACY OFFI-“ *Get’s blown to bits from high orbit*
@trumediamix1
6 ай бұрын
"I'm not gonna sugar-coat this, brothers..." ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️☢️
@Zacatari
6 ай бұрын
Hey now before you drop that 500.....Hear me out...
@jakejohnson718
6 ай бұрын
@@Zacatariif i were you i'd choose your next words *wisely,* wouldn't want to get in trouble with the ministry of truth
@ThePolish_Crusader
6 ай бұрын
that's not enough we have to make this planet no longer habitable Gatling Barrage - ►▼◄▲▲ Airburst Strike - ►►► 120MM HE Barrage - ►▼▼◄▼►▼▼ 380MM HE Barrage - ►▼▼▲▲◄▼▼▼ Walking Barrage - ►▼►▼►▼ Laser Strike - ►▲◄▲►◄ Railcannon Strike - ►▼▲▼◄ Eagle Strafing Run - ▲►► Eagle Airstrike - ▲►▼► Eagle Cluster Bomb - ▲►▼▼►▼ Eagle Napalm Airstrike - ▲►▼▲ Jump Pack - ▼▲▲▼▲ Eagle Smoke Strike - ▲►▲▼ Eagle 110MM Rocket Pods - ▲▼▲◄ Eagle 500KG Bomb - ▲◄▼▼▼ Orbital Precision Strikes - ►►▲ Orbital Gas Strike - ►►▼► Orbital EMS Strike - ►►◄▼ Orbital Smoke Strike - ►►▼▲ Hellbomb - ▼▲◄▼▲►▼▲ And the cherry on top: Super Earth Flag - ▼▲▼▲
@victuz
6 ай бұрын
Only old veterans from the First Galactic War will get this one code: ➡⬅➡⬅⬇⬇➡⚠⚠⚠
@Zacatari
6 ай бұрын
@@jakejohnson718 Slaneesh has a restraning order on me brother, or why do you think they kicked me from 40k? and now im here >_> trying to make you hear me out
@Kasedezu
6 ай бұрын
Fill in your C01 before any action that involves a child. (Or something along those lines)
@theperfectcat1238
6 ай бұрын
I saw that earlier on the discord 😢. God WHY 😭
@katana7king
6 ай бұрын
I've seen this joke several times on the reddit, what is a C01? Is there a context for that in the modern military?
@Kasedezu
6 ай бұрын
@@katana7king I don't know. It is something the game talks about in the tips when launching your pods. It is supposed to be humor.
@the_archer895
6 ай бұрын
@@katana7kingthe joke is that you need to fill out the form if you wish to conceive a child so you don’t get called into missions, like parental leave n all that and it’s only in helldiver lore
@HydrengeaEdelweiss
6 ай бұрын
The joke is simply that in the setting, if any one want to have a raw dog they need to fill out government papers and get approval first.
@lazysloth9060
6 ай бұрын
They better have made sure they filled out their form C-01 before engaging in such treason.
@noahthebongoer
6 ай бұрын
That was the treason they chose not to fill out the c-01 and wait for confirmation
@Jedai_Games
6 ай бұрын
I mean, humans and bugs probably don't genetically combinable... Right? Right???
@Mike-bf2be
6 ай бұрын
@@Jedai_GamesThe Terminids are VERY adaptable
@Argonwolfproject
6 ай бұрын
@@Jedai_GamesThere's clearly already been crossbreeding
@nolyfe4814
6 ай бұрын
@@Argonwolfprojectyou’re telling me someone saw this creature and said,”game is game.”
@WolfyWetFurr
6 ай бұрын
"Treason it is." "It's okay! She's democratic!"
@spartan2ar949
6 ай бұрын
Well then it doesn't count as treason. Lol
@D-Ender2
2 ай бұрын
Lol! I know, right? It's not treason if democracy is the main reason (how the hell does that even rhyme 💀)
@Or_is_it_spelled_Charlie
6 ай бұрын
That democracy has clearly not been managed because GOOOOOD DAMMMN. How much oil do you think fits in those?
@jim4194
6 ай бұрын
Not enough
@votpavel
6 ай бұрын
how many automatons does it take to switch a lightbulb?
@Or_is_it_spelled_Charlie
6 ай бұрын
@@votpavel how many?
@votpavel
6 ай бұрын
@@Or_is_it_spelled_Charlie three
@votpavel
6 ай бұрын
@@Or_is_it_spelled_Charlie two
@grifinorange
6 ай бұрын
This has very "early red vs blue" vibes, and I am loving it.
@Azorees-oj5zr
6 ай бұрын
I think Helldivers 2 would be perfect for a Red vs Blue type series.
@helixmoss9957
6 ай бұрын
@@Azorees-oj5zr I had the same thought the other day
@Awfulfeature
6 ай бұрын
“Soldier what on earth are you covered in?” “Sir I think we’ve reached an agreement with the bugs.”
@dragontear1638
6 ай бұрын
"The negotiations were very... long and thorough, by the end of it, I had to take some much needed leave. Yes the destination for R&R is unusually close to where the negotiations were held, but I've been advised to be on stand-by just in case I'm needed again. For Democracy."
@MissDranis
7 ай бұрын
I won't tell if you don't what happens in the creek stays in the creek
@piratehunterreviews9958
6 ай бұрын
Let's hope they don't make those sexy robot twins from atomic heart 😂
@ThePolish_Crusader
6 ай бұрын
@@piratehunterreviews9958 As soon as they do: "multiple traitors detected"
@marcellvagi8290
6 ай бұрын
@@ThePolish_Crusader New mission type added: MANHUNT Track down and kill rouge helldiver squads (1-3 depending on difficulty)
@TaurusTheCrazyBull
6 ай бұрын
@@ThePolish_CrusaderCadet: "Sir, multiple traitor Helldivers confirmed upon new Automatons showing up on the battlefield!" Skull Admiral: "Are they all on the planet?" Cadet: "Yes, they are getting ready to-" Skull Admiral: "Glass the planet, we are making an example out of these traitors!"
@meruthesuccubus3416
6 ай бұрын
Covenant: allow us to interduce ourselves we specialize in glassing@@TaurusTheCrazyBull
@axios4702
6 ай бұрын
I propose capturing this new form of Terminid for close examination and study.
@emilianomendoza6891
6 ай бұрын
Yeah, For research and examination purposes
@ig100magnaguard
6 ай бұрын
Democratic research.
@butofcourse
6 ай бұрын
VERY democratic research
@cheemsdoge
6 ай бұрын
Considering all experiences are canon in helldivers 2, this actually happened, AND a team of helldivers has personally been sent to deal with these traitors and their bile momm- i mean titan... (Edit: Found out about joel, you know he made this part of the campaign.)
@jeremyfisher8512
6 ай бұрын
I dont know how to feel about this information
@thatoneguyyouthinkshouldbe2431
6 ай бұрын
That’s a funny thought I’ll let its inaccuracy slide 😂
@kaden-sd6vb
6 ай бұрын
i, uh, i think this calls for an exterminatus wait, wrong universe, shit. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
@TimothyMark7
6 ай бұрын
wait WHAT, are you sure, please tell me this is true.
@stolos2418
6 ай бұрын
Yes Officer this post here
@pyrie3472
7 ай бұрын
Up Right Down Down Down
@mrwise1314
6 ай бұрын
Calling down orbital strike…
@csmrookie9600
6 ай бұрын
*I’m not gonna sugarcoat it.*
@Taisto-Perkele
6 ай бұрын
Or if you're a veteran: *Right Left Right Left Down Down Right.*
@Definitly-not-Omegon
6 ай бұрын
@@Taisto-Perkele glad we got some OG helldivers comments, it feels like nobody knew the first game, and then the second came out and everyone and their mother started talking about it
@identityinvalid7807
6 ай бұрын
@@Definitly-not-Omegon Thats kinda how games work bud.
@gromblereal
6 ай бұрын
cut to malevelon creek and it’s every serious war movie combined hacksaw ridge, saving private ryan, all quiet on the western front, -good burger,- apocalypse now, jarhead, everything.
@VixVoxFox
6 ай бұрын
The Automatons may have new prototypes we’re not yet aware of…..
@gromblereal
6 ай бұрын
@@VixVoxFox nah, screw those goddamn clankers they don’t deserve one
@Scatmanseth
6 ай бұрын
Welcome to Super Earth, home of the Super Earth, can I spread democracy?
@gromblereal
6 ай бұрын
@@Scatmanseth Just a Democracy, Please. I'd like that to-go.
@Azorees-oj5zr
6 ай бұрын
@@VixVoxFox*_(Atomic Heart Twins intensifies)_*
@ls200076
6 ай бұрын
She needs to be *"Liberated"*
@garudanathanael5257
6 ай бұрын
You mean luberated
@RedStar441
6 ай бұрын
Sweet Liberty, what are you posting helldiver.
@VixVoxFox
6 ай бұрын
Based Code Lyoko pfp
@Gboy86ify
6 ай бұрын
Oh shit! XANA!
@healerlfg7769
6 ай бұрын
Shirt that says "You are not immune to treason" Booty shorts that say "Treason" on the back
@dolan3623
6 ай бұрын
I'd like to imagine the screen cuts to a picture of the map and it just shows both of them were eliminated and the reinforcements show up like. "What happened here?" "Looks like... oh, if those guys got crushed, do you think if we..." Cut to map, both hell divers eliminated, cycle continues.
@mangasaint
6 ай бұрын
Well, the Ad did say you get to *smash* bugs…
@PalmtopYoutube
7 ай бұрын
WE LOVE THE DEMOCRATIC ONES
@Zangy1
7 ай бұрын
This deserves to go viral!
@zealotguy
6 ай бұрын
Look at me, citizen. Do not look at the bug booba. Booba is temporarily. Liberty is forever.
@bugbuster8598
6 ай бұрын
For maintaining our bautiful and prosperous democracy, some sacrifices have to be made...
@theotherbaratheon1895
6 ай бұрын
If you can get her to vote its not treason.
@Acemain73
6 ай бұрын
Lord have mercy… We must stay focused brothers, we must stay focused
@deo_exus2041
6 ай бұрын
What appalled me even more was that left-handed salute. If you don't have medical permission, then you committed *treason!*
@patrykobrebski2077
6 ай бұрын
Actually it's kinda difficult to salute with your right hand while holding a gun...
@deo_exus2041
6 ай бұрын
@@patrykobrebski2077 *EXCUSES*
@patrykobrebski2077
6 ай бұрын
@@deo_exus2041 Helldiver scum!!!
@zow8238
6 ай бұрын
"They abandoned the mission and abandoned our values! Execution was the only option we had left!"
@SlavicDor
6 ай бұрын
"Lord have mercy... we must stay focused brothers we MUST stay focused "
@skyneko136
6 ай бұрын
Giants need some good old fashioned democracy
@tatepatrick3095
6 ай бұрын
I’m only human after all, I’m only human after all
@loyalfrog4864
6 ай бұрын
don't put your blame on me
@tatepatrick3095
6 ай бұрын
@@loyalfrog4864 got you trader this alpha 6 we got one
@GravitasZero
6 ай бұрын
We keep losing helldivers to those new bugs What’s next, automaton sex androids? Sweet liberty, those damn Aliens have found our specie’s weakness
@thomasfoster7387
6 ай бұрын
sweet, sweet nookie
@michaelbenjmitchell1
6 ай бұрын
@@thomasfoster7387 Why do I hear that in Zap Brannigan's voice?
@ScoutNero
7 ай бұрын
Vix, hear me out
@VixVoxFox
7 ай бұрын
I'm listening 👂
@mint5438
6 ай бұрын
You've got the floor bro 🎤
@ddxinthehouse
6 ай бұрын
where is the nsfw version of that model?@@VixVoxFox
@Ball-Head
6 ай бұрын
@@ddxinthehouseAY AY AY AY AY AY AY
@VinylStomp
6 ай бұрын
The subtle head nod when the Diver on the right says "Treason" is great
@ClanLykos005
6 ай бұрын
I was waiting for something like this to happen. I knew it would only be a matter of time.
@coolepic519
6 ай бұрын
"Do you hear me sir?" "SIR. Sending SOS SIGNAL!" *muffled* "PULL OUT PULL OUT!"
@wiilov
6 ай бұрын
....SES, Prophet of Eternity? Drop the 50KG and Orbital on my position, please.
@ThePolish_Crusader
6 ай бұрын
you could give the ship a funny name like: "Elected Representative of Family Values"
@alazygamer1032
6 ай бұрын
Wait thats my ship name
@wiilov
6 ай бұрын
Yeah. I could. Anyway. @@ThePolish_Crusader
@marcellvagi8290
6 ай бұрын
SES Prothet of Eternity, this is SES Courier of Allegiance. You're clear to fire, over.
@Mc-machanical
6 ай бұрын
My friends sayin "hold up hear me out one time." My immediate reaction, "To prison!"
@wealthybone2990
6 ай бұрын
After seeing that I'm definitely gonna join and fight for democracy and (s)lay these bugs and shown them what democracy is about! Also what did they say the end? This was great, love seeing Helldivers stuff but did you make this?
@VixVoxFox
6 ай бұрын
Yes I made this. It was filmed in VRChat. We said “Treason” at the end.
@PrivateOverkill
6 ай бұрын
All the bugs had to do to keep humanity from wiping them out was to adapt booba, but they chose horrible lipless grins and 17 whip tongues. I say chose because the bugs are actually fully sapient beings capable of rational thought.
@ODST-89
6 ай бұрын
Me: *Puts gun back to his head* "Was that treachery I heard?"
@Azorees-oj5zr
6 ай бұрын
YOU HAVE SULLIED YOUR HANDS WITH FILTHY THOUGHTS OF TREASON HELLDIVER!!! HOW DO YOU PLEAD?!
@christopherreynolds4506
6 ай бұрын
Me: "I'd tap that." Him: "go ahead." Me: (readys railgun with the words "one-tap" written on it)
@rustybeskar4664
6 ай бұрын
Knew it was just a matter of time before “their kind” got a hold of the game
@VixVoxFox
6 ай бұрын
I love this game. Level 50 with everything unlocked.
@ieajackson5518
6 ай бұрын
@@VixVoxFoxit’s a very good game!
@paytonkraft7564
6 ай бұрын
That automaton video with the feminized bot should've been all the foresight you needed.
@BasedWukong
6 ай бұрын
Lmao, mad
@khromyakvsevolod3664
6 ай бұрын
I can't hear the words "V1" and "V2" without thinking about spare change in my pocket.
@therookie99
6 ай бұрын
"They were later found dead with their torsos severed"
@imapopo2924
6 ай бұрын
"Treason?" "Treason." Me, still in orbit listening to comms: _"Cyclonic Torpedo."_
@DoneDragon1
6 ай бұрын
Idk.....i say we put it to a vote
@blazermettro2059
6 ай бұрын
It is a Democracy I could only Imagine how much SuperEarth could benefit from capturing and studying this new breed.
@silent0089
6 ай бұрын
Cut that feed! Cut that fe- [We are experiencing technical difficulties]
@sirkit2105
6 ай бұрын
“There’s only one sentence for the crime of treason.” *Orbital guns lock on*
@Falkriim
6 ай бұрын
0:10 the way this is framed, and how he lowers his arm gives me serious Mass Effect vibes for some reason.
@raythe9264
6 ай бұрын
Rule 34 still holds true... good lord that didn't take long.
@Tyrgalon
6 ай бұрын
This requires a deep penetration orbital load
@ItsChevnotJeff
6 ай бұрын
"All bugs are pests!" "If she speaks, she can learn DEMOCRACY!"
@akro7481
6 ай бұрын
*Slaps down an entire stack of signed C-01 forms and walks out*
@TimeCircleBlue
6 ай бұрын
And so it begins. 😆 I’ll got get the popcorn.
@The-Blue-Knight
6 ай бұрын
Remember you need to fill out the C1-Perm.
@theogjunit.8523
6 ай бұрын
Bot spotted, it's the C-01 form
@doyourbest_uwu
6 ай бұрын
@@theogjunit.8523Bot spotted. It's the C-041 form
@garbagegoblin5378
6 ай бұрын
I'm playing the game and the announcer said "the fate of all of humanity's children are in your hands, do not let them fall." All im saying is sir yes sir.
@TheLurker-XYZ
6 ай бұрын
I heard V1 and instantly went “ULTRAKILL?”
@grom4games
6 ай бұрын
First their fellow cadets, then terminator robots, and now bugs; sweet liberty....
@deadhookerproductions1068
6 ай бұрын
no need to call in any 500kg bombs, they already have 2 attached to them
@lrogersgaming4373
6 ай бұрын
“Democracy can wait”
@dacknostrum
5 ай бұрын
I thought that last line was actually something like "Freeze them?" instead of "Treason?" I genuinely feel like both would fit at the end though. "Mission: Capture 1 Unique Bug specimen."
@theswarmstorm
6 ай бұрын
At moments like this is when our faith in the democracy is put to the test. Stay strong brothers.
@JM-db8ez
6 ай бұрын
Oh no, the basement kids found Helldivers 2. Here comes all the titillation.
@kaiki-desu8193
6 ай бұрын
Disgusting furries found helldivers 2 yeah
@coneman844
6 ай бұрын
The end times have come, this is the death of democracy.
@xXxDarkPhantomxXx1
6 ай бұрын
I'm not gonna lie. She's got me thinking treasonus thoughts.
@All_zart
5 ай бұрын
As a automaton I am glad I am not on that side of the galaxy
@dariustiapula
6 ай бұрын
Forget the orbital strikes. Use the ICBMs.
@nods5137
6 ай бұрын
The best difference between Holy Emperor's Space Marines and Helldivers: *The second ones are FREE to do ANYTHING they FUCKING WANT*
@Plethoria074
6 ай бұрын
A couple of moderately humorous messages from the ministry of information: - It’s not hell I’ll be diving into this time. - are you a hulk bot drop? Because I think you’re going to **** me. - do you want to see my bio titan? - Can I deploy to your malevolent creek? - Are you an illumanate? Because you got my head spinning. These messages are to be understood for assisting in the fulfillment of the C-01 form, alien sympathizers will be prosecuted.
@tantanpham2305
6 ай бұрын
Not even a few months into the game and we got this shit.
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
6 ай бұрын
0:31 Mfs She Started Dancing Aswell 💀
@bahahaha8416
6 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the "dam girl you thiccer than a bile titan" memes
@PAJARIN999
6 ай бұрын
Now now. It may be possible to make sure that bile titan learn freedom and democracy without committing treason. We just need a lot of volunteers. A lot of volunteers that she practically will have no rest.
@Eric-kt6kv
6 ай бұрын
That bile titan making me feel undemocratic 🥵🥵
@eggssmr
6 ай бұрын
This feels like a red vs blue episode
@eeveeoverlordmk2277
6 ай бұрын
Hear me out, why commit treason instead of making them commit treason?
@rye7839
6 ай бұрын
Great googily moogily
@realhuman3203
6 ай бұрын
This is why I always bring a flamethrower
@A_Random_Death_KorpOfKriegsman
6 ай бұрын
* Clears throat * HERETICS ALL OF YOU, FACE THE WALL! The Emperor approves this message.
@glorpluv
6 ай бұрын
lady liberty forgive me for what im bout to do.
@Szuremn
5 ай бұрын
She’s calling in my ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️, then I’ll call one on myself for treason
@stumonster6091
6 ай бұрын
They took away our "fucking" rights after we "failed" that impossible order, so the bugs adapted 😛
@Prich319
6 ай бұрын
To take a quote from Space King: SHE'S AN ALIEN!!!
@syvette4047
6 ай бұрын
Giving me the vibes of Red vs. Blue. I could see this being a series.
@sevneijizawa
6 ай бұрын
0:36 I blasted *water* outta my *nose,* dude!!! _😂😂😂😂😂😂😂_
@boltzmail8805
6 ай бұрын
*sighs and stands to turn against my fellow helldivers* …it’s treason then… ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️➡️
@Solongsocialmedia
Ай бұрын
"Treason? Treason." It can't be treasonous if the bug is shot dead by the WT-Battle Droids
@jesushernandez-et7pi
6 ай бұрын
* Malevoon creek falling * Some dudes in the other front
@dquiroga100-rt1mn
6 ай бұрын
Now hold on my fellow freedom fighters, maybe we were wrong about these lesser creatures, maybe we can teach them to follow the true path of democracy…. Maybe
@Jamstaro1
6 ай бұрын
Ngl... Fighting the clankers seems more tempting by the second... Gotta let these bile titans cook
@ZappDragonOG
6 ай бұрын
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇
@Capt.Schnasty
6 ай бұрын
Just remember to close comms to nearby Divers... They probably don't want to hear the sounds of your "treason"
@Nick-Wickerbeast
6 ай бұрын
Nah! The hips swaying at the end, lol! XD
@indrickboreale5463
6 ай бұрын
Was kinda hoping she would be doing the Toothless Dance when I looked at the thumbnail lmao
@accountname6603
6 ай бұрын
Dont think it- dont say i- You've already thought about it, fuck. just- just go ahead and say it.
@taylorman666
5 ай бұрын
“Cadet, get the CO-1 forms”
@cosmic3077
6 ай бұрын
"Shes so democratic" = "hear me out" "Treason?" = "Too far?"
@lutherAval
6 ай бұрын
My fellow divers, we cannot let ourselves slip, for even I.. a fiend shall not fall to such trickery, FOR DEMOCRACY!
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