Doctor gave a guy 6 months to live, couldn’t pay his bill, gave em another 6 months 😂
@justicedemocrat9357
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@oldlobo5654
3 жыл бұрын
@@justicedemocrat9357 it’s from the movie “Goodfellas”
@Ericwvb2
2 жыл бұрын
I have a Herman cartoon with a doctor telling a patient "It's a simple operation, but we'd like you to pay first."
@bartonpercival3216
2 жыл бұрын
"I went to see my doctor, he told me to go to the window and stick out my tongue, I asked him why?, He said I'm mad at my neighbor"
@mds2465
Жыл бұрын
@@oldlobo5654 oh yes, that’s a classic one-liner of his! I love that movie! Truthfully, any Marty Scorsese movie is always very well done, but Goodfellas is definitely one of my top favorites!
@first.name.last.name.8443
4 жыл бұрын
Notice how he can make a crowd laugh twice at the same joke
@olddoggeleventy2718
5 жыл бұрын
I just got back from a pleasure trip...Took my mother-in-law to the airport.- Henny Youngman.
@1AstralKing
3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that Berle?
@olddoggeleventy2718
3 жыл бұрын
@@1AstralKing It was after he heard Henny do it...lol I heard Rodney Dangerfield do that joke also. The old Catskill/Pocono entertainers used each other's material all the time. I remember Henny doing that joke on the Sullivan show when I was a kid because my dad laughed so hard he almost choked on his beer.
@1AstralKing
3 жыл бұрын
@@olddoggeleventy2718 That’s true... Berle, “got away with a lot of jokes”, as Henny famously said.
@olddoggeleventy2718
3 жыл бұрын
@@1AstralKing As I recall Berle was always ribbed about and roasted about his using other comedians' gags. Those were fun times.
@Milesco
2 жыл бұрын
@@1AstralKing According to Wikipedia, Henny Youngman was discovered by up-and-coming comedian Milton Berle, who encouraged Youngman and formed a close friendship with him. Berle said about him, "The only thing funnier than Henny's jokes is his violin playing."
@tommiesmith3191
2 жыл бұрын
Now you know where Rodney Dangerfield got some of his jokes from.
@ellisonhamilton3322
3 жыл бұрын
You have to appreciate Youngman's work ethic. I read several obituary notices after his death. He worked virtually non stop for over 70 years. One of the longest careers in show business. Never took any vacations, just kept working. Most days doing multiple gigs a day. He took 2 weeks off from performing after his wife died, but that was all. He worked literally up to only days before he died. We don't have entertainers like that anymore. Thanks for sharing.
@carminemurray6624
3 жыл бұрын
I grew up seeing him on stage and met him as a kid, he always sent me tickets to his shows.
@ellisonhamilton3322
3 жыл бұрын
@@carminemurray6624 You were fortunate. I never met Youngman. I was lucky too though. I got to meet my favorite funny man twice. Red Skelton. Once as a kid and once as an adult. He was one kind gentleman.
@taserrr
2 жыл бұрын
We certainly do, jimmy carr for instance.
@WJAlexander-o6t
8 ай бұрын
WOW! Look how the audience us dressed! What a change from today!
@denniscarey8426
4 ай бұрын
Go back further than that into the 1940s and 1950s when people go to a baseball game dressed in a suit.
@letsgetit3890
25 күн бұрын
They are still wearing suits, now they're laying in coffins rather than sitting in the audience.
@Dr.Pepper001
2 ай бұрын
Greatest one-liner ever.
@critter7052
Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace brilliant comic, Henny Youngman.
@cadillactoddd
2 жыл бұрын
A woman calls up the police department “I have a sex maniac in my apartment, pick him up in the morning” 😂
@brentfellers9632
2 жыл бұрын
The OG Rodney Dangerfield! Love the one liners.
@bartonpercival3216
2 жыл бұрын
"My wife's food is fit for a king "Here King, Here King"
@drewhendley
4 жыл бұрын
My wife said Take me somewhere I’ve never been before,...I said try the kitchen
@justicedemocrat9357
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@Milesco
2 жыл бұрын
My wife asked me "what's on TV?" I said "dust!"
@Milesco
2 жыл бұрын
I got outta the hospital last Thursday.
@vikctorrkreedd6418
2 жыл бұрын
@@Milesco then my wife came to visit me there.
@CodenameSteev
2 жыл бұрын
Goodfellas guys! Come onnnnn lol. If you don’t get it that means you missed one of the greatest movies ever. “… he’s a great doctor, gave a guy six months to live. Guy said he couldn’t pay his bill, he gave him another 6 months” 😂
@adamkelloway3325
5 жыл бұрын
King of the One liners
@garychambers5850
3 жыл бұрын
_Im sure he inspired Steven Wright!_
@richg4189
7 жыл бұрын
He was brilliant. Hours of one liners and all clean. Thanks for posting
@stevenfeil7079
6 жыл бұрын
Clean, but disrespectful.
@SimpleManGuitars1973
6 жыл бұрын
Oh good grief. Get over it dude. Take your virtue signalling elsewhere.
@jamesoakes1819
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, Youngman's entire routine is basically just "my wife's an ugly bitch". But hey, at least he doesn't use any naughty words.
@iambored678
4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesoakes1819 You got a problem with that, Oakes?
@westcoast_johnny
2 жыл бұрын
Actually Henny Youngman had some very raunchy jokes that he told and numerous times says the (c word) c*nt
@stevenjbeto
3 жыл бұрын
Henny Youngman: The giant upon whose shoulders subsequent comedians stood.
@michaelthorpe2837
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite Henny line: “Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.”
@garychambers5850
3 жыл бұрын
Thats so freakin' funny!
@LeahElisheva
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@brianw3620
13 күн бұрын
i don't understand these old fucks and why they hate their wives
@COMMANDOF4F4
6 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY WAS THE KING, ALL LEARNED FROM HIM.
@c.s.jackson7214
6 жыл бұрын
RONALD MARQUEZ Yep, a "made guy."
@jeffcraven7376
6 жыл бұрын
My respects to you Mr. Kim, if you are him, just ease up on your citizens. 2 of my favorite people were Korean. As to Youngman, my sixth favorite comedian of all time, funny until he wears the skin thin. Please remember Mr. Kim, most people worldwide will or already love your citizen's because they are wonderful.
@leftyspade
4 жыл бұрын
The guy is brilliant! Still fresh!
@Kirke182
11 күн бұрын
"I was catching a flight at the airport the other day and the agent said, 'May we check your bags, sir?' I said, 'Yeah, send this bag to New York, this one to Miami and this one to LA.' She said, 'Sir, we can't do that!' I said, 'Well, you did it last week!'"
@muffdiver240
7 жыл бұрын
Anybody remember this guy from "Goodfellas"?
@MelancoliaI
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he was in his 80s i think. dude's a comedy legend
@andohish27
7 жыл бұрын
Muff Diver "im glad to be here. Take my wife, please!" Lmao I always remember that one
@mpwarrior850
6 жыл бұрын
Yes,take my wife please.jajajajaja.
@SimpleManGuitars1973
6 жыл бұрын
Doctor tells me I've got six months to live. I tell him I can't pay my bill. He says "I'll give you another six months..." LOL!
@mariano2127
6 жыл бұрын
Take my wife please! I take my wife everywhere and she always finds her way home!
@ScottParisi
5 жыл бұрын
Henny was my cousin. What a legend!
@philmacracken8179
5 жыл бұрын
My MomMom loved him and she was the smartest and funniest lady I've ever know
@snagz420
3 жыл бұрын
What’s up relative! Henny is my Mom’s Uncle. Her name is Mary Ann Youngman. My Mom’s dad John Youngman was just as hilarious in his own right. Must run in the family.
@ScottParisi
3 жыл бұрын
@@snagz420 that's amazing. My grandfather Marvin Dietch was his cousin and I don't know the removal or 1st, 2nd, 3rd math but that's how I was connected. Bruce Youngman was also my stockbroker for a long time before he retired.
@schifoso5591
Жыл бұрын
@@ScottParisi Mr. Youngman retired? There's a joke in there for someone more clever than me.
@marlo1987sh
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣💯I'm in tears he doesn't even try hard
@TheInkPitOx
3 жыл бұрын
This is great stuff!
@GereDJ2
2 жыл бұрын
Doctor gives his patient six months to live, but patient says, "But doctor, I can't pay". Doctor gives him another six months.
@AmpasaurusWrecks
5 жыл бұрын
I can see as Rodney got some inspiration for his one-liner style from Henny. Youngman was once asked if he had to choose between being a comedian and being a concert hall violinist, what would he do? He said a concert hall violinist.
@JulioLopez-xz5kx
3 жыл бұрын
This is better than all the late night hacks these days that call themselves comedians.
@zapkvr
Жыл бұрын
Not correct
@brianw3620
13 күн бұрын
yes, misogyny and hating your spouse is hilarious
@johnny-r
2 жыл бұрын
I told my doctor, It hurts when I do this. He said, Don't do that.
@captainedc
Жыл бұрын
One of my favourite jokes
@d.w.bigglybigleague1709
6 жыл бұрын
I'm 61 years old and saw this in the 1960s. One of my favorite comedians. Too bad most spew filth today.
@capitanfuturo594
2 жыл бұрын
Agree
@daviddavidson8050
5 жыл бұрын
From Take My Wife, Please?! to How's Your Life? Compared to What? LOL. Love it! Rest well, quietly please, in that Big Somewhere out there Mr. Youngman.
@PeaceChanel
3 жыл бұрын
Peace… Shalom… Salam... Namaste and Thank You for All that you are doing to Heal our Mother Earth 🙏🏻 😊 🌈 ✌ 🌷 ❤
@westcoast_johnny
2 жыл бұрын
Pure gold!
@jamesanthony5681
4 жыл бұрын
"Take my career, please!"
@thomasmcdaniel6264
3 жыл бұрын
Take my wife....PLEASE!!
@bartonpercival3216
2 жыл бұрын
"I went to my doctor, he told me to go to the window and stick out my tongue. I said why, he said, I'm mad at my neighbor"
@Gravyballs2011
5 жыл бұрын
Some people bring happiness wherever they go, you bring happiness whenever you go. From "Henny Youngman's Big Book of Insults"
@GypsyWolfMagic
Жыл бұрын
At 13 seconds ...that is Liberace in the audience
@jwalkin5123
6 жыл бұрын
Fastest jokes ever
@michaeljensen2013
6 жыл бұрын
Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield too.
@stevenm2949
Жыл бұрын
Legend and pioneer of comedy
@vipanluthar6493
6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comedy.
@arame29
6 жыл бұрын
They don't make em like this anymore
@avalonalabama
Жыл бұрын
I named my cat Henny Youngman
@lilmike2710
3 жыл бұрын
He had a million of em. Always carried the violin but didn't play it.
@justicedemocrat9357
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I wonder why that moron carried that stupid violin everywhere.
@lilmike2710
3 жыл бұрын
@@justicedemocrat9357 He actually would play it sometimes. But stop playing and immediately tell another one-liner. Not sure why u call him a "moron" though.
@keithpurduecroft
5 жыл бұрын
Henny has never quite been matched in his style.
@retrogamingnmore2513
5 жыл бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield was very close
@kevinw9073
Жыл бұрын
What a classic!
@marvinthiessen3454
6 жыл бұрын
A really, really big shoe tonight, folks!
@c.s.jackson7214
6 жыл бұрын
Looks like Henny got his really big f---ing shinebox.
@vinzklortho3013
3 жыл бұрын
Liberace in the crowd wearing the flamboyant white suite at :12
@AF-Twice
21 күн бұрын
I like the fact that he disses his wife.
@tloco28
3 жыл бұрын
Is that Liberace in the audience at the :13 second mark? Plus look at the mutton chops on the second guy in from him.
@haggis655
7 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly certain that was LIBERACE in the audience, at 0:13, left of screen.
@MrZaxpix
7 жыл бұрын
It was. Good catch...
@showmeyourtonsils
7 жыл бұрын
left of the screen is cup of water
@ksteiger
7 жыл бұрын
Great eye, but yes unmistakably!
@jshepard152
7 жыл бұрын
How did you see that?!
@cletetorres9025
5 жыл бұрын
Haggis that’s him alright.
@bartonpercival3216
2 жыл бұрын
"A guy came up to me on the street and said sir I haven't eaten in 3 days. I said you should force yourself"
@timconway7860
Жыл бұрын
Another guy said I haven’t had a bite all week. So I bit him.
@futureshock7425
5 жыл бұрын
stone cold delivery!
@johnnyharris3962
4 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS
@danfriend9567
4 жыл бұрын
Henny would be cancelled in 2019.
@pigjubby1
3 жыл бұрын
Jailed in 2020.
@busteronlyfullscreenmode
3 жыл бұрын
Very old in 2022
@bobtepedino5661
3 жыл бұрын
@@busteronlyfullscreenmode Henrietta Youngwoman in 2023
@philipgraziano5577
2 жыл бұрын
I walked into my doctors office he said strip naked stand by the window and stick out your tongue I said what for, he says I’m mad at my neighbor
@debbiemorgan6701
5 жыл бұрын
Very good!
@OsbornTramain
5 жыл бұрын
Hey! Liberace is sitting in the audience at the 12 second mark
@OsbornTramain
5 жыл бұрын
@Corno di Bassetto he types faster than me
@morningmidnight9398
5 жыл бұрын
Back when a comedy didn't need an exact description of your private parts and how you take a crap or how they are annoyed about people criticizing them
@AnneHardingBondiJct
7 жыл бұрын
0:08 ... Pianist, Liberace in audience !
@alonenjersey
7 жыл бұрын
Back in the day, there was always someone famous in the audience every Sunday night.
@philmacracken8179
5 жыл бұрын
Greeeeeeat Lifetime movie lol Loved it
@amalia1134
5 жыл бұрын
I know Henny young man from the movie good fellas 😉😀
@sonictheflexhog6075
4 жыл бұрын
amal amalia “Take my wife, please!”
@Kedeas
2 ай бұрын
When they pan to the audience all the men are in ties and jackets … the ladies in dresses. What a different time it was!
@old-style8642
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Rodney DF
@garychambers5850
3 жыл бұрын
What a funny guy! Love _Henny Youngman_ . I'm sure I watched this performance back in 1969. My parents took us over my Grandma's house faithfully every Sunday, and after Coffee/An...we watched _"The "Ed Sullivan Show"_ unless it was pre-empted by " _The Wizard of Oz_ " I know this is a silly question but... Did Henny write his own material ⁉
@AChillPirate
3 жыл бұрын
Funny how?
@Milesco
2 жыл бұрын
@@AChillPirate I don't know...you're just funny -- you tell a good story.
@PilloTheStar
2 жыл бұрын
Do I amuse you? Like a clown?
@Lurker1979
5 жыл бұрын
Tiny Toons Adventures brought me here.
@SaintLSU
6 жыл бұрын
Goodfellas brought me here
@destrywelch9536
5 жыл бұрын
What was the violin for?
@stevedrake604
5 жыл бұрын
He was an old vaudeville guy who played it during his early years as an interlude between jokes and during his later years as an iconic prop.
@michaelrube9881
4 жыл бұрын
An early clip of Henny Youngman in 1955 showed him actually playing the violin
@mjc1970
6 ай бұрын
Liberace in the audience... easily spotted...
@aarondadvlogs
3 жыл бұрын
whats this like double laugh thing happening with the audience? is that some kind of jump cut edit?
@kevinburke6055
5 жыл бұрын
Take my wife please!!!!
@sonictheflexhog6075
4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Burke I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home!
@Dreamformeable
2 ай бұрын
What was the Israeli joke? Couldn’t understand
@arrykaloustiansr173
Жыл бұрын
He's so funny
@brianallan9841
2 жыл бұрын
"My wife told me that the weather outside was fit for neither 'man nor beast' -- so we both stayed at home." Henny Youngman. {R.I.P}
@jamaalcurry8990
Жыл бұрын
Bought her a. Electric
@peterricksugges5698
6 күн бұрын
This is funny
@LEP03
Ай бұрын
take my wife please!
@P2.L1
6 жыл бұрын
1:31 burns ed sullivan on tv... 2:35 kills it .
@legamature
6 жыл бұрын
Does he really play violin?
@alonenjersey
5 жыл бұрын
Yes he did. Not very well but he did play it.
@tombstoneharrystudios584
2 жыл бұрын
He could play it, but I think it was more as something to keep his hands occupied or to emphasise a point.
@pieter7722
5 жыл бұрын
Take my wife please. I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home.
@Carminesbobby
4 жыл бұрын
Liberace is in the audience. Look at the intro
@nelsonmorrison-aldrich8924
2 жыл бұрын
Did I see liberace in the audience at the beginning?
@timconway7860
Жыл бұрын
He was probably also a guest that night and sat in the audience after he performed.
@MrMartmatsil
5 жыл бұрын
i wonder if Sunda Croonquist is Swedish,Her name sounds swedish.!very talented.!
@rippspeck
4 жыл бұрын
She's American.
@user-nq9gz4xf7f
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe hebinfluenced Dangerfield...they have similar delivery.
@zl1David
Жыл бұрын
did he inspire Rodney Dangerfield ?
@KanıtKaplan
7 жыл бұрын
Came from Goodfellas
@Qrayon
5 жыл бұрын
Is that in New Jersey?
@timconway7860
Жыл бұрын
He was rather famous for DECADES before Goodfellas was filmed. His career spanned 70 years and that movie came out towards the end of it.
@jeniferjoseph9200
3 жыл бұрын
Why did he take his violin on set?
@brandonallen3289
3 жыл бұрын
It was part of his act. Even if he didn't play, it would be strange not to see him with it.
@frisco21
6 жыл бұрын
That's Liberace at 0:12!
@BisharpnearOhio
2 жыл бұрын
Boomer humor: take my wife for instance. No seriously, take her. Millennial humor: take my life for instance. No seriously, I wanna die. Gen z humor: take 🅱️ for instance. No seriously, 🅱️!!!!!!
@TheFriendlyGod
9 ай бұрын
Gen X humor: Give me the fife.
@tompadinho
Жыл бұрын
It's hard to sleep in this place, I tell ya; this girl was pounding on my door all night, finally I had to let her out.
@whocares6283
6 жыл бұрын
Today we are stuck with garbage comedy and entertainment
@josephgalgano9992
5 жыл бұрын
Who Cares ñ
@mikestefani4596
5 жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer. ☹️
@ralphabreu5022
Жыл бұрын
My favorite Henny Youngman line. My wife wants to go somewhere where she's never been before, he tells her try the kitchen..... In today's millennial cancel culture this will be offensive. I laugh my ass off
@joeyconvery2055
10 ай бұрын
Lol ...My favorite joke from Goodfellas.
@ralphabreu5022
10 ай бұрын
@@joeyconvery2055 I also like Rodney Dangerfield jokes Jason, you don't lie to me You lie to girls.
@DeAngeloStevens
2 жыл бұрын
Way before Luan Loud.
@Avegotem
10 ай бұрын
Take my wife PLEASE
@37Dionysos
5 жыл бұрын
His jokes about Israelis uprooting trees and assassinations are wearing well.
@zapkvr
Жыл бұрын
It was the sixties. We would laugh at anything.
@ΕυθύμηςΣπαταλάς
4 жыл бұрын
Take my wife please
@joebrady3260
2 жыл бұрын
All of this is so funny because it's true 👍 🤣
@johntao6822
4 жыл бұрын
Jewish humor, once again the best. We know why the bigots hate
@johnd3233
2 жыл бұрын
People hate you because of your schemes and lies and hypocrisy, not because of your comedy
@Screencappedhats
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnd3233 thanks for outing yourself.
@johnd3233
2 жыл бұрын
@@Screencappedhats You're the one who just outed yourself Moshe
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